Ready-made scenarios for a corporate party by March 8. The scenario of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy-tale kingdom" in verse, competitions and musical accompaniment to them

Show program "Crazy bachelorette party".

Phonogram: Freaky spring.

Leading: Dear women! This wonderful day has come! Cafe "____________" congratulates you on a wonderful spring holiday! Let smiles bloom on your faces, and let worries and sorrows disappear forever.
Presenter: Girls, let's break away at least one day a year, take a break from our daily problems - from washing, cleaning, kitchen chores. We are women after all, not dishwashers!

And on this March day
We sincerely congratulate you!
And reach any heights
In all matters, we wish you!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And let fate give you
One day I will meet with a goldfish!

Phonogram: continuation of the plague spring.

Leading: Women! You are beautiful, in this room there is just a flower garden of the most beautiful roses, it’s just scary to approach
Presenter:. Why?
Leading: What if they get pricked?
Presenter:. I think that in this hall roses do not prick and do not bite. Let's get acquainted? Dear ladies, introduce yourself, come up with the name of your company, tell us about yourself.

Presentation of guests. Each table is given a flower.

Leading:
And this is the biggest capital
Which by itself will provide.
I propose to raise glasses, gentlemen,
For a beautiful part of humanity!

Phonogram: The devil beguiled you.

Leading: Ah, woman, spring, love... well, what else do you need

Presenter:.
How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!

Say: You are a miracle! You are the soul!
I'm sick of you! I am your slave!
Oh, my God, how good!
Oh, how weak I am before you!

Leading:
And poured a little into a glass of wine,
Kiss her hand!
Say: I'm glad you're alone!
No, you are not a spark, you are fire!

How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!

Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - for all women.

Leading:
The man's blood boiled with passion.
and a woman with a smile on her lips
said that she would allow herself to be kissed,
but, only in two places….
oh man, holy simplicity!
he moved closer to the woman
and asked to quickly name the places -
Presenter:.
she said: “in Rome and in Paris!”
Leading: A woman is always a mystery. Many men would like to know what a woman is thinking.
Presenter:. When?
Leading: Well, at least for now.
Presenter:. Leading: I will give you a magic hat, and you can easily read the minds of women sitting in the hall.

Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - Queen.

Presenter:. Only a woman brings beauty, tenderness and charm into our everyday life.
Leading: And the man complements her with prudence, tact and gallantry.
Presenter:. Anyway, that's how it should be. I'm not talking about how much the words of the female sound more pleasant: love, spring, music.
Leading: And the male? Order, reprimand, asphalt ...
Presenter:. What could you do without women? Who waters you, feeds you, clothes you?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who is raising the children?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who warns us against evil deeds?
Leading: Police.
Presenter:. Let's say. And who creates comfort in the house, maintains cleanliness and order?
Leading: Vacuum cleaner... No, a woman with a vacuum cleaner.

Phonogram: Alegrova - Baba Bitch.

Leading:
Oh woman, sweetness of sweetness
and the worst of the creatures of hell.
To a man you are both joy and reward,
you are his pain and deadly poison.
Presenter:.
We are women! Nature has given us
Love and wait, dream and surprise,
With a smile on your lips to meet the dawn,
And sing when the soul sings

Muses. quiz.

Where does the hero of the song “the month turned crimson” call the beauty with him? (Let's go for a ride babe)
Why shouldn't girls fall in love with pretty girls? (They have a fickle love)
-When did a beautiful and courageous woman cross the road of a girl who is about to get married? (When the gardens bloomed)
-AT. Meladze sang that she entered his sinful life, and then left it. How? (Beautifully)
-From what thoughts does the beauty cry in the song “Enchanted, Bewitched”
(What will not come true, will be forgotten, what will not be remembered, will not be fulfilled)
On what floor can you find out exactly what love is? (on the 7th)
-What did the beloved suffer in Khlebnikova's song "A Cup of Coffee"? (nonsense)
-What does the lady want after she sends him to heaven, for an asterisk? (And you want, you want to live!)
– When the woman allowed herself to change, what did she ask the man to do? (Love me like this)

Phonogram: Love me like this.

Leading:

You are beautiful like roses
Only one difference
Roses wither in the cold
And your charm never.

Presenter:.
Ladies, we have the opportunity to collect a bouquet of flowers as a gift!

Phonogram: Background is cheerful.

GAME MOMENT "FLOWER QUIZ"
1. Flower - thread. (Iris)
2. Flower - a female name. (Rose, Lily, Daisy)
3. Flower - girl's eyes. (Pansies)
4. Flower - the shoe of the goddess of love. (Venus slipper)
5. The flower is selfish. (Narcissus)
6. Flower - monk's headdress (Royal crown)
7. Flower - a guy and a girl. (Ivan da Marya)
8. Flower - with a good memory (forget-me-not)
9. Flower - living forever. (Immortelle)
10. Flower - a fortune teller. (Chamomile)
11. Flower - a small call. (Bell)
12. Flower - star. (Aster)
13. Flower is an affectionate male name. (Knapweed)
14. Flower - fragrant speck on chintz (Sweet pea)
15. Flower - relatives of fabric with pile (Marigold)

Phonogram: What a dark night.

Disco.

2 block. Nominations.
Leading: By the way, (name of presenter), I wanted to ask, if a woman, then for some reason she is always either Elena the Beautiful, or Vasilisa the Beautiful, but she is both the Sleeping Beauty and Baba Yaga .... . Oh, sorry, I misspoke, in a word, no woman is a fairy tale.
Presenter: Yes, a man against her background is clearly losing, If he is a king, then naked, if a knight, then avaricious, if a rider, then of course without a head. Well, if an employee, then - Balda.
Leading: But this was in the old days, today our man, thanks to a woman, does not feel superfluous in this life. He can boldly go through life without fear of losing his way.
Presenter: And now _________ is speaking for us. Meet!

Miss Erudite. Competition "Live Buttons".
3 men and 3 women are called, caps are put on men, women stand behind, the players are asked who is the first to know the answer, quickly “clicks” on the button (man’s cap) and says the answer. Whoever says more correct answers is the winner. The “button” (man) must respond with some specific sound, “pee-pee”, “mu-mu”, “ku-ku”, “bow-wow”, etc.
Questions: 1. Which ditty mentions both women and the number 8? (Eight girls, I'm the only one, where the girls are, I'm there!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds of the women's holiday with its name? (Martini).
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN. (“Strange woman”, “Sweet woman”, “Beloved woman mechanic Gavrilov”, “Woman as a gift”…)
4. And what movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to a woman? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”…)
5. What songs mention women's names?
(“Liza! Don’t leave!” “Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!”, “Me and my Masha are at the samovar”, “Hello, hello, Alena!” etc.)
6. What wines are named after women? (Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha…)
7. What plants are reminiscent of female names? (Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan da Marya…)

Phonogram.

Miss "Mary the Artisan".
Leading:
A woman can make anything out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat.
Presenter:. We are giving away the next one. Mary is an expert! Make a hat.

Phonogram: for the competition - Uh-uhm-mmmm!, Dj Vasquez - Tequila,
stripper performance _______________________.

Miss Charm".
We dance to different dances: Eastern, Lambada, Charlesstone,

Phonogram.

Queen of the night- Contest who can tie a tie better (Cheerful music.)

TELEGRAM COMPETITION. Men please come to me. Let's imagine a situation that you send a telegram to your half.
Men are offered a choice of 10 telegrams.
The text of the telegram is in your hands. Depict with gestures, facial expressions its content. Dear wives, it is necessary to read the telegram aloud, i.e. say the text of the telegram aloud.

Telegrams to print.

The final.

Here are the bouquets
SMS, show-off, sweets,
Congratulations, wishes,
Quarrels, screams, partings,
"Why did not you call?"
“Bastard, you forgot me!”
"Bad, you don't love me!"
“How are the cloves? What the heck?”
“Where is the fur coat? You promised!"
“Did you also congratulate Klavka?”
“Who have you been calling all evening?”
“What the hell is a meeting?”
“I want like the one in the commercial!”
“Well, where is the gift for mom?”
Did you get away with a heart attack?
Guys, since March 9th!!!

Flowers, gifts and kind words are definitely nice, but expected. On holidays, you want bright fresh emotions and a complete distraction from everyday life. Successfully planning a corporate party on March 8 in a mixed team is not easy. But there are so many opportunities to implement the ideas of the organizer, and how pleasant it is to watch the company having fun!

Training

Decide where your corporate event will take place - at work or in a restaurant. Celebrating March 8 at work in a close team, if there is a suitable room, is very fun! You can stay up late, include noisy contests, ditties, chants in the script, because you will not bother anyone.

If it is decided to gather on March 8 in a restaurant, the corporate party scenario should be worked out taking into account the time allotted for the event, free space, and the rules of the establishment. Before renting tables, find out if you can bring your own decor. In order for guests to plunge into the atmosphere of the holiday in advance, give an invitation to a corporate party in honor of March 8 to all colleagues.

You can make an original invitation with your own hands by decorating a blank card with lush corrugated buds, a company logo, a fluffy number 8 made of paper petals.

To immerse yourself in a joyful spring atmosphere, decorate the room:

• balloons under the ceiling with buds tied to the tails of ribbons;

• garlands of flowers made of paper, serpentine of delicate spring shades;

• huge paper pompoms, circular fans with funny pictures or photos of employees in the center;

• daffodils, tulips, mimosa on the tables;

• congratulatory banner at the entrance / above the stage;

• photo zone against the background of a thematic poster/press-ox with the company logo.

It is hardly worth embodying complex design ideas for March 8 - the main thing is that the corporate party takes place in a “smart” setting, and not in a boring faceless room. The music will emphasize the theme of the holiday (songs about spring, women, congratulatory songs), but the usual dance music for March 8 should also be on the track list, otherwise the atmosphere will turn out to be too “vanilla”.

Entertainment, script

We offer a universal scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a mixed team - contests, games, congratulations, a playful quiz. Entertainment for both women and men, including pair competitions (they can be replaced by any other at the discretion of the organizer).

Two presenters are supposed - a woman (VZH) and a man (VM), but this is not critical, the texts are easy to correct. Leading in the image of a capricious demanding young lady: “Hey, why are we sitting? Come on, they quickly invited the ladies to dance, otherwise I’m not responsible for myself today! - and top leg.

opening scene

The holiday opens with a funny scene and a short reworking song, girls perform. At this point, the guests are seated at the table leading. The first to enter the stage are two typical “blondes” - brightly made up, in very short dresses, dazzling the audience with rhinestones and jewelry.

Since these are not home gatherings, but a corporate party, choose funny scenes for March 8, taking into account the morals and personal qualities of the guests. It is important that the humor is kind, not insulting and sarcastic.

First and second blondes (1b and 2b):

1b: Darling, what did you give to your 23rd?

2b: The socks are warm and the shorts are comfortable for the house. Cool ones with hearts. And you?

1b: And I’m a machine and foam, he just ran out ... Girlfriend, can you give me a razor next year, and I’m underpants?

2b: Come on, the year before they did the same - it turned out fine, original. And what did you ask yours for on March 8? I want an iPhone. Well, or at least the fifth Chanel.

1b: And I say, buy me a fur coat, almost three years old - I will disgrace myself in rags. And he, think, answers me - why do you need a fur coat for spring? Oh, what a man went!
2b: Yes, you won’t expect normal gifts from these goats ...

Completely different girls appear on the stage - modestly dressed, soft makeup, with handkerchiefs thrown over their shoulders, with braided hair. The dream of a future family man! There can be as many as you like, but at least two.

Girl: Hello girls! We accidentally overheard your conversation here, and here's what I want to tell you ...

One of the blondes: By chance? Aha! And what kind of girls are we to you? You are unfinished choruses, and we are real women! Yes, Mash? (the second one hums).

Dev1: Yes Yes. Real ones ... About like that fur coat, whose father is a mink, mother is a beaver.

Blonde: You understand a lot! It's ex-key-ziv! Yes, although how do you, rednecks, know such words (both leave the stage with their heads held high, gait from the hip, comically staggering on high heels).

Dev1: It is because of such persons that they then say that all women are fools. And how to explain to them that women's happiness is not in minks and iPhones?

Dev2: Yes, well, their forest-field! The mood today is wonderful, it smells like spring. Let's sleep better, shall we?

Today is a holiday for girls -
Give gifts in the morning
And the girls' cheeks are on fire
All day bright blush.
The girls are sitting, things are aside
Bouquets in the hands of teasing
After all, today is the whole evening for the girls
Compliments come from the guys.
Men are full of pride
Caring, kind.
After all, our girls are slim,
Beautiful and wonderful.
The girls are dancing, the husbands are on the sidelines
Glasses and glasses clink
On the main evening of spring March
We expect only the best from the guys!

VZh: Dear men, you have the floor. Open the champagne, we have already prepared ears for toasting about the beautiful half of our team!

Instead of this touching remake song for March 8, you can choose a different theme if the corporate party involves a more cheeky atmosphere.

Using x-minus.me or a similar program, it's easy to change the tempo of the music so that the melody fits perfectly with your words.

Table chant

VM., after a scene and a series of toasts / congratulations in free form: Friends, a swallow on my tail brought amazing news to me. It turns out that not everyone within a radius of 5 km knows how great we are celebrating International Women's Day. This urgently needs to be fixed!

Write roles and lines for them on pieces of paper, let the guests choose who gets what. In a large team, you will get several identical roles, but this way the game will be even more fun.

When the guests hear the word from their card in the speech of the host, you need to shout out your line.

Cards (=number of guests):

Woman- we deserve it!

The male- I'm good, I bought a gift (these cards need to be exchanged if the gender does not match the role).

Holiday- let's go, hooray!

March- the freaky spring has come!

Work- I'll wait!

Vodka- pour it already!

The leader reads the text, making short pauses after key phrases. Guests listen carefully so as not to miss their role:

MARCH in our country is traditionally WOMEN'S month, because everyone celebrates a wonderful HOLIDAY in a warm company, often after WORK. Compliments and congratulations from MEN, dances accompanied by a good snack and vodka raise the mood of WOMEN to the highest degree!

Let's forget about WORK today and show everyone how to celebrate MARCH 8! After all, our corporate party is a HOLIDAY for the soul! Dear MEN, do not forget to add wine to WOMEN, well, do not deprive yourself - if suddenly, we have someone to run for VODKA (pour it already, period =).

Such games in a team help to relax before competitions, to stop being ashamed of each other. Of course, if the corporate party on March 8 is held in a restaurant where, in addition to the invitees, there will be strangers, it is better not to include such noisy games in the script.

Quiz for men

VZh: Brave, brave, strong, reliable our men! Oh what am I? I haven't come to my senses since the 23rd, sorry. In short, guys! Cheer us up, huh? I have prepared a quiz here, and since March 8, the topic is women. I wonder how much you know our woman's family? Go!

The presenter reads out a list of questions: “Who is the most .... a woman in the world?”, the men answer. In place of the ellipsis is the following (below immediately with the answers, but, of course, they do not need to be read out):

Sensitive (Princess and the Pea)
Green (Frog Princess, Princess Fiona)
Windy weather)
Miniature (Thumbelina)
Capricious/Changeable (fashion)
Wise (Vasilisa the Wise)
Cold (Snow Queen, Snow Maiden)
The best (mother, wife)
Sad (Princess Nesmeyana).
Who is the most harmful and old woman in the world (not mother-in-law, but Baba Yaga).

Quiz for women

VM: Girls, is it fun for you to laugh at the fantasies of men? Well, nothing, we have prepared such an answer for you! So the quiz...

VZh: Ha, also a quiz. You are my original, quick-witted! Give me a kiss (reaches for VM's cheek).

VM: "Katya", control yourself! How will I explain to your husband later that we didn’t have an orgy in the team, but a decent corporate party on March 8? Any ideas? I don't have it here.

VZh: Last year, on March 8, I yelled ditties until the morning so that my neighbor sang along. So don't worry - my husband will have something to do even without finding out who I smacked in a mental outburst. Okay, let's burn us with the napalm of originality.

VM: And here are the pipes. This lovely ladies will have to show off originality! There is no single correct answer to my questions, but there is no need for one. Show us the famous female logic by humorously answering why some men:

• Spit on the worm before putting it on the hook(because the fish bite better on the smell of vodka).

• Put a bag on the plate before eating(not to wash the dishes).

• Cooked sausages in a shell(because without it, the sausage will “get fat” after cooking, and he is already on a diet).

• Often lose one sock(to laugh at the funny poses in which the wife searches every corner of the apartment).

• Sniff food before eating(because yesterday my mother-in-law was visiting, and you never know what’s in the appetizer ...).

The presenter reads his answer (in brackets) after the ladies. The guests applaud who came up with the funniest explanation. The VP is indignant and stamps his feet if the invitees are on the side of the VM, convincing the team that the ladies did better.

Game congratulations with humor

This funny congratulation will fit into any corporate party scenario on March 8th. Props - cards with toasts or poems. You can break a long verse into several parts and mark the reading order with numbers. Choose lyrical, playful, spicy - mixed up it will turn out funnier.

VM: I think both halves of our wonderful team did a great job with quizzes!

VZh: Yes, I admit - the men are on a roll today, well done! But why haven't you heard compliments addressed to us for 5 minutes already?! For this you have a terrible punishment - now everyone is obliged to congratulate the ladies on March 8 funny and in verse! And whoever fails, it's not my fault - it will be a week to wipe the dust at work. After the corporate party, of course, it’s okay today, relax.

Don’t be afraid, we will distribute the texts to you (VM takes out a tray with cards). But you need to read with a condition. What? And to whom will the fortune-teller slip something! They choose, read the congratulations in a funny voice:

Offended
Georgian
Brother
Toothless grandfather
Japanese
of an enthusiastic youth
shy
Confused
drunk etc.

We offer ideas for a corporate party at work / in a restaurant where there is not too much space:

• put the egg in a small bag, make a tight knot(so as not to stain clothes). Divide into pairs of men + women, stand with your backs to each other. The goal is to lower the egg sandwiched between the backs to the floor before the rivals, without crushing or breaking it;

• stand opposite each other for 20 seconds, turn around. The VM asks the woman questions about her partner in the game (the color of the eyes, watch strap, boots, how many buttons are unbuttoned on the collar, etc.). Then the VZh asks similar questions to the man. The one with the most correct answers wins.

When choosing games and competitions for a corporate party in honor of March 8, consider the nature of the company. For example, alcoholic and spicy entertainment is not always appropriate, although they usually go with a bang at adult holidays.

• for men- draw a portrait of a blindfolded lady of the heart, women evaluate. Or draw with mayonnaise, sauces and cotton buds instead of brushes. Or, at speed, gnaw out a perfect heart from a chocolate bar, put on as many rubber gloves as possible on one hand;

• for women- collect more “fans” on a long ribbon, threading it through the sleeves of shirts (m. stand in two lines, w. compete for speed). Or a booty to determine how many pills are in a bag on a chair, tie a tie in boxing gloves.

Collective congratulations

At the end of the script, the main theme of the corporate party for March 8 is emphasized - congratulations to the beautiful ladies, this time from the entire male team. VM reads, the stronger sex supports in a friendly choir (preparation, you need to agree in advance):

Dear ladies, we congratulate
We wish you love and joy
Happiness, health, constant luck
(men in chorus) Since March 8!
In a team to appreciate
They carried houses on their hands,
And in the hands of always an unlimited card
(in chorus) from March 8!
Foreign car in the garage, positive at heart,
Bright everyday life, freshness, excitement
(in chorus) dear, since March 8 you!

After such sincere congratulations, it's time to present gifts and bouquets. It is better to give girls gifts at the end of the holiday, so that they do not have to think about where to put the presents.. For awarding in competitions, prepare souvenirs with the company logo and / or funny thematic inscriptions, sets of sweets, bottles of wine / champagne.

Presenter 2 (behind the scenes): March 8 is a solemn day, a day of joy and beauty,
All over the world, he gives women smiles, joy and flowers!

Presenter 1: Hello, the most charming, sweetest and most beautiful representatives of the beautiful half of humanity!

Presenter 2: You all understood correctly: we are talking about all the women of the world, whom today it is customary to congratulate, cherish and, of course, love!

Presenter 1: And you can’t take that away from us, because we are always ready to love you!

Presenter 2: Spring has gathered all of us today - a wonderful time of the year, which has become a symbol of female beauty!

Presenter 1: Today we will try to make for you, dear ladies, a real holiday that will give everyone a good mood!

Presenter 2: So, let's greet with thunderous applause all the women who have gathered in this bright hall!

Note: All women are pre-divided into 2 teams

Presenter 1: I have 2 envelopes in my hands, I will ask the representatives of the teams to come to me to get the first task. Each envelope contains a riddle. Guess it, dear women, and you will find out what your team will be called today.

Riddle #1:
Rustle of beautiful petals
Snow-white pearl blossomed,
Spring tender little flower
From under the snow rushed to the sky
(answer: snowdrop)

Riddle #2:
He is always friendly with the world,
If the sun is in the window
He is from a mirror, from a puddle
Runs along the wall.
(Answer: sunbeam)

Presenter 2: So, you all guessed that the name of the first team is “Snowdrop”, and the second is “Sunny Bunny”. The next stage of the holiday competition is to come up with a motto for your team.

Presenter 1: The task of our girls is to come up with the most interesting and original motto that will tell about the best female qualities!

Competition "Team motto"
(audience applause determines which motto is more interesting)

Presenter 2: I suggest that our ladies go to the School of Grace and Beauty. Do you agree? ... Excellent, it means that today all of you will become even more perfect!

Presenter 1: So, the first lesson in the School of Grace is a defile lesson, because it's no secret to anyone that every fashionista should have a beautiful walk.

Host 2: And irreplaceable books will help us find a cool walk (the host gives each team a strong book that can be dropped on the floor)

Competition "Defile"
The participants of each team must go as far as possible on an impromptu podium. All girls participate in the competition. When summing up the results, the number of steps of each team member is summed up.

Presenter 1: Yes, the world podiums envy you, our beauties!

Presenter 2: Let's make it so that world-famous fashion designers will envy you. To do this, I suggest everyone to take part in the competition "Festive outfit for March 8".

Competition "Festive outfit for March 8"
Each team receives a prop - a roll of toilet paper, from which they should make an evening outfit. Any beauty from the team becomes a model, and all the rest are creative fashion designers.

Host 1: Great, now let's dance a little!

Presenter 2: But dancing is simple - it's not at all interesting. We need to connect our men to this dance.

dance competition
To the cheerful music, the girls of each team invite men to their circle. The team with the most members of the opposite sex in the center wins!

Presenter 1: Well, dear women, today you once again showed us your beauty, wit and, of course, charm!

Presenter 2: Always be as happy as today!