What do you associate the phrase "outdoor recreation" with? Of course, with summer, river, beach, forest, barbecue and good company. But how can you make sure that you remember your vacation for a long time? To do this, you can add outdoors to the banal swimming in the river and eating barbecue. This article will definitely help you spend your vacation with benefits for the soul and body.
Fun competitions in nature
1. "Twister". This is probably the most popular game among young people, which is suitable for any company, regardless of gender and age. The rules are quite simple, you just need a little skill. So, in front of you is a rug with applied circles of different colors. The host spins the roulette wheel and indicates to the players in which sector they need to put their hand or foot. Twister is able to "tie in a knot" even several people. Sometimes you have to stand and balance in very uncomfortable positions, which makes it even more fun for everyone.
2. Darts. To do this, you will need darts and a target that can be mounted on one of the trees located near your resting place. Then everything is simple - split into several teams and hold a tournament. Whose team will score more points, she won.
3. Frisbee, in other words, can also be used to hold funny competitions in nature. The players are divided into two teams. The purpose of each of them is to pass the "flying saucer" to his player, and the opponents must stop this pitch at any cost and grab the Frisbee on the fly. Here you need to have good accuracy, agility and speed. It is also a very good option for a relaxing holiday with benefits!
This is all that applies to active games. Peppercorns can also be added to outdoor competitions for young people, for example, if vacationers gathered mostly in pairs.
1. "Contact". For this competition, it is necessary to prepare in advance 2 sets of pieces of paper, on which all parts of the human body (head, arm, back, etc.) will be listed. Then the players are divided into pairs - guy / girl. Each participant in turn takes a piece of paper and reads what is written there. For example, a girl pulled out a piece of paper with the inscription "Hand", and a young man - "Back". Now they should touch these parts of the body. In the second round of the game, each pair again takes out a piece of paper. The bottom line is that young people, while maintaining their previous contact, must come into contact with new parts of the body. The winner is the pair that has not left the race for as long as possible, i.e. managed to stay in touch.
2. "Sweet tooth lamb". A very fun contest. Two people take part in the game, who take turns taking a candy in their mouth and calling their opponent a sweet-toothed lamb. At first glance, it may seem that there is nothing complicated and funny in this. But it's not. There is one condition in this game - you can't eat sweets! And therefore, the more sweets a player has in his mouth, the more difficult it is for him to pronounce the phrase "Sweet Tooth-Lamb", because. It turns out very funny and sometimes incomprehensible. The one who puts more sweets in his mouth and at the same time will be able to speak, he won!
3. "Pour into a glass of water." Any number of players participate in the game. A plastic glass (0.5 l) is placed in front of each and a bottle of water is given, resembling a sprinkler (a lid in it with a hole). The conditions of the competition are quite interesting. Players are encouraged to fill the glass with water as quickly as possible without resorting to using their hands. Quite funny to watch the participants. The winner is the one who fills the glass with water first. And to make it even more interesting to hold funny contests in nature, you can come up with some prizes with humor. Then the participants will have an additional incentive to win!
This is not all funny competitions in nature! You can come up with something of your own, based on the tastes of your company. Have a nice holiday!
This relay race can be carried out in nature when it is already warm. Since the relay is held outdoors, the competitions will be on the theme of nature. Team names, mottos and emblems can be associated with plants, birds and animals.
This is a family run. All participants must be divided into two teams so that parents and children are equally divided in them.
Warm up
Children guess, parents help in case of difficulty.
"Sleeps during the day, flies at night and scares passers-by." (Owl)
"The brothers stood on stilts,
looking for food along the way.
On the run, on the go
they can't get off their stilts." (Herons)
"I grow out of the earth, I clothe the whole world." (Linen)
"White peas on a green leg". (Lily of the valley)
"Cheers in the spring, cools in the summer, nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter." (Forest)
"The beast is afraid of my branches,
birds will not build nests in them.
In the branches is my beauty and power.
Tell me quickly, who am I?" (Deer)
"In the dense forest under the trees,
strewn with leaves,
lies a ball of needles,
prickly and alive. "(Hedgehog)
"An oak tree hid in a golden ball." (Acorn)
"Sisters stand in the meadows - a golden eye, white cilia." (Daisies)
For each riddle that is guessed, the team gets a point.
Getting ready for the trip
The team is given a backpack (it can be replaced with any bag), a set of dishes (cup, mug, spoon, flask) and matches. If there are many people in the team, then you can take two sets of dishes.
The team lines up in a row, in front of the first participant lies a backpack. Dishes are located 15-20 steps from both teams. Each player needs to run to the dishes, take one item, return, put it in a backpack and touch the next player with his hand - "pass" the baton. Then the next participant runs.
Teams are given three points for quickness and neat packing of the backpack.
Orientation
Two circles are drawn on the ground, in which the players of the teams stand in turn (starting with the first pair). In front of them are signs with cardinal points (north, south, east, west).
The host calls the direction of the world, both participants must simultaneously turn to the corresponding sign. As soon as one of the pair makes a mistake, a point is given to the team of the second participant, and the next players are called into the circle.
Swamp bumps
The teams are given two newspapers ("bumps"), the participants again compete in pairs.
At the start, the players stand on one newspaper, holding the second in their hands. The earth plays the role of a "swamp". You need to run over the "bumps" without getting into the "swamp". On command, the players put a newspaper in front of them, move to it, take the one they stood on, put it in front of them, move on, etc. A point is given to the team whose player reached the finish line faster, without stepping on the ground (without falling into the "swamp"). If the player steps past the bump, the opposing team automatically gets a point.
Halt
Riddles (children guess, adults help in case of difficulty).
"What animal sleeps upside down all winter?" (Bat)
"What mother's chicks don't know her?" (Cuckoos)
"Thin or fat, should a bear lie down in a den?" (Bold, as fat warms him during hibernation)
"About what animals can we say that they are climbing out of their skin"? (About snakes)
"Where do crayfish hibernate?" (In minks near the shore)
"Does a tree grow in winter?" (Not)
"Where is the sunflower looking?" (In the sun)
"Why can't you touch eggs in a bird's nest?" (Because then the bird will leave the nest)
What trees turn red in autumn? (Rowan, aspen, maple)
"Which birds have a" nursery "? (Penguins have. Chicks cling to each other and keep warm. There are up to a thousand penguins in such a nursery.)
For each guessed riddle - a point for the team.
Cooking competition
Take water from a cup into a spoon, bring it to the next cup without spilling, then return and "pass" the baton to the next participant. The host, before running, must come up with and name one animal or bird with a given letter, for example:
M (bear, robin, mouse, walrus, etc.) - to the first team.
K (mole, cuckoo marten, goat, etc.) - the second team.
Relay race
Jump on one leg to the finish line and return back. The host must come up with and name one plant with a specific letter:
K (maple, nettle, bluebell, feather grass, burnet, clover, etc.)
L (lily of the valley, linden, onion, larch, chanterelle, lily, etc.)
The winning team gets five points, the losing team gets three points.
fun tree
Ropes of the same length are tied to two trees with trunks approximately equal in thickness. Participants are called in pairs, one from each team. On command, both participants begin to run around the trees and wind ropes around them. A point is given to the team whose member is the first to "wind up".
Running in bags
Relay race for speed (can be replaced by jumping to the finish line with tied legs).
Participants jump to the finish line, come back, pass the bag to the next player, etc. The winning team gets three points, the losing team gets one point.
knock down the skittles
As pins, you can use plastic bottles, in which a little water is poured for stability.
Before each team - 3-5 bottles. You can shoot down with a stick or bottles, throw - once. Each team gets as many points as they knocked down the bottles.
Final competition
Children guess, parents help in case of difficulty. Guess which tree the leaf was taken from. (Prepare the sheet ahead of time.) Guess the plant from the description:
- "The upper side of the leaves of this plant is cold, like a stepmother in a fairy tale, and the lower side is warm, like a mother." (Coltsfoot)
- "Today the clearing is golden yellow from these flowers, and tomorrow - white and fluffy." (Dandelion)
- "He is crushed, beaten, soaked, cut. What is this?" (Linen)
- "Garlands of white bells hang between broad leaves. And in summer, in their place is a red poisonous berry" (Lily of the Valley)
For each correct answer, the team receives one point.
So, we have finished our journey, it remains to take stock and get prizes.
Everyone was brave and persistent, and these are the main qualities for any athlete! What about mother laziness? Ran, blushed, improved! So why don't we go to the gym? Tomorrow after work?
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Poem for a reading competition. Leisure, hobby. Child aged 10 to 13. Raising a child aged 10 to 13: education, school problems, relationships with classmates, parents and teachers, extracurricular activities, leisure and hobbies.
Child from 3 to 7. Education, nutrition, daily routine, attending a kindergarten and relationships with caregivers, illnesses and a poem for a reading competition. Surely they were looking for and participating. Girl, 11-12 years old, any topic. What and how to tell children about spring...
Discussion
Year after year the same...
She always comes to us...
But I don't seem to get used to it
To your appearances, Spring ...
Ripping off dirty covers,
And putting things in order
Spring always comes again
For the hateful Winter...
Winter grumbles, and, nevertheless, leaves,
Resentment petty is full ...
Sowing the ground at the end
Pieces of old shit...
Spring laughs at the old woman,
And fertilizes them with flowers ...
And a sunny rag, dry
Erases winter marks...
And every year, the same
I watch the show forever...
Wonderful are thy works, O God,
Thank you for everything...
Freckles
Spring passed
Along the edge
Through the spring
blue dreams,
And quietly shone
Freckles
On the girl's face
Spring.
There was a girl
In a green skirt
Ringing blue dew.
And jealous
redhead girl,
imperceptibly
The earth breathed.
And not in vain
On this spring morning
Where light legs
Gone
dandelions blossomed,
As if
golden freckles
Earth.
After a winter deep slumber
Disorder on the globe.
So much work before the holiday -
It is necessary to remember spring about everything!
And spring in an emerald scarf
Walks, wanders in gardens and forests
And as a keepsake, knots
Leaves on bare branches.
Day and night she needs to work -
Repaint forests and fields.
It is necessary for the earth to dress up by May,
To make the land beautiful.
It is necessary to clean the sun to shine -
It faded in the wind.
Need to remove the winter curtain
And wash the blue window
To spend the cold outside the gate,
Imperceptibly turn on the streams ...
And this work will end -
And all the knots will be untied.
(V. Orlov)
Well, a classic, of course.
Green Noise (excerpt)
Nikolai Nekrasov
The Green Noise is coming,
Green Noise, spring noise!
Playfully divergent
Suddenly the wind is riding:
Shakes alder bushes,
Raise flower dust
Like a cloud: everything is green -
Both air and water!
The Green Noise is coming,
Green Noise, spring noise!
Like drenched in milk
There are cherry orchards,
Quietly noisy;
Warmed by the warm sun
The merry ones make noise
pine forests,
And next to the new greenery
Babbling a new song
And the pale-leaved linden,
And a white birch
With a green braid!
A small reed makes noise,
Noisy cheerful maple ...
They make new noise
In a new way, spring ...
Goes-buzzes, Green Noise,
Green Noise, spring noise!
And one more, terribly funny from Yunna Moritz
Here the blizzards are over
The stools have arrived
Elephants sing on the branches
Hello, first day of spring!
The fashion came out of the dresser
Fashion is one hundred and four years old,
On her head
A vegetable garden and a barrel of honey!
Shaft went to the dance
In a new hat from a saucepan.
Her cavalier was a broom,
He ate a dumpling out of his hat!
The cat got drunk on valerian
Became a hooligan drunk
And for climbing to the mice,
He got it in the ears!
Once upon a time there was a goat with a grandmother,
The wolf cooked it in a pot,
The goat came out young
I ate a wolf with a cucumber!
The ship floats in compote,
In the summer he lives with his aunt,
Paints the eggs and the fence
Cucumber and tomato.
A buffet runs along the river,
It contains a big secret.
He acts in films
Everyone will love it!
One more thing
Yunna Moritz
Ding! Don!
Ding! Don!
What is that gentle sound?
This is a snowdrop
Smiling through sleep!
This is whose fluffy beam
So it tickles because of the clouds,
Forcing the little ones
Smile from ear to ear?
Whose warmth is this?
Whose kindness
Makes you smile
Hare, chicken, cat?
And for what reason?
Spring is coming
In the city!
And y poodle - ylybka!
And in the aquarium there is a fish
Smiled out of the water
Smiling bird!
Here it turns out
What does not fit
On one page
Smile boundless, -
How pleasant!
This is the length
That's the width!
And for what reason?
Spring is coming
Around the city!
Vesna Martovna Podsnezhnikova,
Vesna Aprelevna Skvoreshnikova
Spring Maevna Chereshnikova!
New Year's competitions for fifth graders. Leisure, hobby. Child from 10 to 13. New Year's competitions for fifth graders. Help, throw ideas or links. Relay in nature. where to buy small prizes for competitions for children?
Discussion
1. "Happy New Year!"
The guys stand in a circle, blindfolded, in the middle. Everyone holds out their hands to the driver, he shakes his hand (one) and says: "Happy New Year!". The owner of the hand replies: "And you too!". You can change the voice. If the presenter guesses by voice who answered him, then he becomes the leader.
2. Homework required.
A hole the size of a child's face is cut out on a sheet of thick paper (for drawing) of A3 format. A recognizable object is drawn around the hole (snowflake, butterfly, sailor, Dr. Aibolit, fungus, etc.). The driver sits on a chair, looks out through the hole, as if through a window. Everyone sees who he is, except for himself. With the help of questions Is it alive (non-living, animal, can fly, etc.)? must guess who he is.
This is the third year that this contest has been going on with a bang. Drawings are sketchy, but easily recognizable.
3. Gemini
Two children take each other by the belt. They have one hand free. And they have to do something that requires both hands: cap the bottle, cut out a circle from a sheet of paper.
Yesterday my 5th grader had an NG light.
Of the competitions were:
1. Drawing on the board blindfolded the symbol of the year (2 people participate at the same time, the class determines the winner from the pair)
2. Children stand in a circle and pass the tangerine from hand to hand to the music. The music stops. The one who has the tangerine in his hands sings, dances or recites a verse.
3. Pair competition: Participants are given 2 sheets. You need to get from one end of the class to the other without stepping on the floor. One sheet is placed - puts a foot on it, then another sheet, the second leg on it, etc.
4. "Sticky": parts of the body are written on small pieces of paper (thigh, hand, head, waist, elbow, etc. can be repeated)
Children take turns pulling out pieces of paper and should stick to the previous participant in written parts. It turns out a funny caterpillar)
How to celebrate a child's birthday in nature? We offer a fun program from our animators! It can be either just a game program from your favorite fairy-tale characters, or sports competitions using additional props...
Raising a child from 10 to 13 years old: education, school problems, relationships with classmates, parents and I'm trying to find my daughter (grade 4, almost 11 years old) a poem about winter for a reading competition. Part of the teacher dismissed as very childish or short.
What is the best way to organize outdoor recreation?
Everyone has their own idea of what real outdoor recreation should be like. That's why it's so hard to please everyone. When choosing entertainment for leisure, people often go in four ways.
Way one - "card picnic". The simplest and easiest choice. All you need for such an organization is to take a deck of cards with you. And while the kebab is fried, you can safely play a fool, poker or another popular game. But such a tournament is also possible in a cozy room: for this it is not necessary to get out into nature. And indoors, you don’t need to constantly press down the cards with something so that the vile wind doesn’t blow them away.
Path two - "sports weekend". This option is not as simple as the previous one and requires preliminary preparation. You will need to take care of sports equipment and a suitable place for outdoor activities in advance. Football, volleyball, badminton, relay races - this is a small list of what you can play with a large company. Such a holiday, of course, is suitable for a company that loves sports and has a good physical shape.
Way Three - "Popular Recreation". Today, entertainment such as paintball and has become very popular. It is interesting, exciting and convenient. It's convenient because you don't have to figure things out on your own. A couple of calls and companies that specialize in this will organize everything themselves. The only drawback of such a holiday, perhaps, can only be considered that it will have to spend a lot of money on it.
The fourth way - "competitive expanse". The most affordable option for interesting and inexpensive leisure. There is no need for special conditions or complex equipment, both sports and non-sports people can participate. All you need to organize is a healthy imagination and a set of interesting contests. And here are some of the most interesting versions website
1. Hot-cold
A wonderful competition, familiar to everyone since childhood. But, it is clear that there are no children in an adult company, and therefore we are talking about its modified version. It is best to spend at the moment when the barbecue is strung and laid on the grill, and there is still a lot of time before it is ready. Then the presenter, who prudently hid all the alcohol nearby, suggests finding it according to the “hot-cold” principle. That is, when the players approach the coveted cache, they will receive verbal prompts “warm”, “even warmer”, “very warm”. But if the search leads them in a completely different direction, then the phrases “cold”, “colder”, “completely cold”, “freeze” will sound. When the participants directly get to their destination, they will hear the words “hot”, “hot”, “now you will burn”, “burned”. The prize, of course, will be found drinks that can be consumed immediately.
2. Q&A
A wonderful contest game that will require very little preparation, but will provide a lot of positive and good mood. This entertainment will be appropriate at the moment when the participants loosen up a little. The essence of the game is quite fast: the host reads the questions to the participants from one type of cards, and the participants answer by reading the answer from other cards. The whole point is that the questions and answers are specially chosen to be quite frank or maybe even vulgar.
Sample questions:
- Do you like phone sex?
- Have you been seen stealing?
- Do you like bald men (women)?
- How often do you wash?
- Do you love yourself?
- Can I kiss you?
- How often do you have sex?
- Are you strong enough to stop drinking?
- Are you a sadomasochist?
- How often do you walk naked (naked) around the house?
Sample answers:
- Unless no one sees.
- I'm holding on with all my might.
- This is my weakness.
- Only in bikinis and stockings.
- Since childhood.
- Only with a bad hangover.
- That alone gives me strength.
- You have learned (learned).
- And I'm proud of it.
- I'm a maniac at this.
It is clear that the level of frankness of questions should be chosen depending on how well everyone in the company knows each other.
3. Twister on the grass
Twister is a wonderful game familiar to everyone. But after all, hardly anyone thought that it can be played not only at home, but also on soft young grass. How is that possible. Yes, very simple. To do this, you do not even need to bring a ready-made playing field, it can be made right on the spot. For the manufacture you will need grass and spray paint of the desired colors. It is applied through a round stencil to the grass and allowed to dry. And now everything is ready for a fun and provocative game.
Such entertainment will help disperse alcohol and will not let you get very drunk. But the most important thing is that all participants will receive a lot of positive emotions and spicy photos.
4. Insidious food
You don't need to prepare anything for the event. All the necessary equipment will be with you. Disposable cups and plastic bottles will be used, as well as various snacks from those that you take with you on a picnic (chips, crackers, nuts, popcorn).
The competition can be held in two ways. In the first case, competitors must pour salted nuts or croutons into a plastic bottle using only one hand. For obvious reasons, it is impossible to scatter a snack, and it is also forbidden to ask for help from those present. The one who copes with the task earlier and better than the others is declared the winner.
The second version of the competition is almost impossible, but very funny. Here, chips or salted popcorn are poured into plastic cups. This unusual load is placed on the toes of the shoes of the participants. The goal of the competition is to walk a distance of 3 m with cups, at the end of which there will be a glass of beer, which you need to drink and have a snack with the brought tasty treats. Only here it is forbidden to hold cups with your hands or somehow specially attach them to shoes or legs.
The winner is the one who first and without loss will pass all the stages. If no one copes with the task, then the consolation prize will again be beer and a snack. Fun and excitement are guaranteed here.
5. Delivery service
At the beginning of the competition, the presenter says that today there is a competition for the best and fastest delivery service. To do this, all those present are invited to unite in two or more teams (depending on the total number). Teams line up parallel to each other. In this case, team members should look at each other in the back.
Further, the host says that today each team needs to deliver only one bottle of beer, passing it from the last participant to the first. But at the same time, you can’t touch the bottle with your hands, but you can pass it only by holding it between your knees.
The winner is the team that is faster than its rivals, without dropping the load, cope with the task. The winners will receive all the bottles of beer that took part in the competition. It is better to take plastic containers of 1 liter or 1.5 liters for entertainment.
6. Naughty handles
The competition will go well already in a well-heated company. Only men are invited to take part in it, who should stand in pairs with their backs to each other. After that, each of them is given specially prepared equipment (sticks with a red-colored top and pieces of sandpaper).
After everyone has taken the right positions and received game attributes, the host gives a signal warning about the start of the competition. And at this moment, the participants must quickly clean off the red paint with the skins given out.
The winner is the one whose hands turn out to be more "playful", that is, the one who can handle it earlier. Laughter with tears in the eyes of everyone will be provided.
7. Twelve notes
Becoming a treasure hunter is interesting not only in childhood, but also in adulthood. The 12 Notes contest is a kind of quest that will allow you to plunge into an indescribable atmosphere of adventure and excitement.
The essence of the game is to find the hidden treasure. And if in childhood sweets acted as a treasure, then for adults a box of beer, a dish with crayfish or fruit is more suitable. But in order to find the hidden one, you need to go through a certain path, indications of which are 12 notes. In 6 notes, just the place of the next note will be indicated, and in the remaining 6 - different tasks.
You can come up with tasks yourself, or you can use ready-made options.
Task 1. "Nude" - you need to dance a striptease.
Task 2. “Are you weak?” - drink 1 liter of beer in 1 minute.
Task 3. "Armenian Radio" - tell 6 funny anecdotes.
Task 4. "Gourmet" - guess 6 proposed foods or drinks with your eyes closed.
Task 5. "Air hero" - burst 6 balloons without the help of hands.
Task 6. “Who is the wisest in the world” - guess 6 riddles with a trick.
8. Mute system
A cheerful company will definitely like the Silent System game. It would be nice to film the course of the game on a video camera, so that later its participants could watch the recording and laugh.
The essence of the game is that all participants line up in one row, and the leader, passing behind them, slaps them on the back a different number of times. How many claps were - such and the serial number of the participant. At the command of the leader, when numbers have already been assigned to everyone, the participants must line up in one formation in order, but at the same time, talking or gesturing with your hands is strictly prohibited.
The whole catch is that the host can clap the same number of times to several participants at once, which means that the system will turn out not just one, but several at once. Only now, the participants, who are mooing and winking at each other, do not immediately understand this, and therefore it is very funny to watch all their manipulations.
9. Universal quest for outdoor recreation
If there is not enough time for preparation, but you want to entertain friends and family with something more than just a contest or a game, the quest will be a great solution.
12 ready-made various tasks will help you spend an hour and a half with excitement and fun. See more here.
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More games and competitions in nature for adults.
Funny blanks, games, fortune-telling, congratulations for outdoor events
Anything can be celebrated in nature - birthdays, professional holidays, promotions, meeting classmates, etc. And if nature was chosen as the venue for the holiday, then the heroine of the day will be none other than Friday.
The starting price is ten rubles. Whoever buys will make the bargain more fun!
Dedication to beautiful Friday
All agreed unanimously
Happy Friday to recognize you.
Now all the guests will be just like that
Call the newborn today.
There is no Robinson in the world,
Who would refuse such a Friday.
Why Robinson ... the prince himself from a fairy tale
Seeing you, I would forget about peace.
You are rich not only in beauty,
You, as a friend, simply have no price.
And in the fact that I received a lot from heaven,
Yours, (name of the birthday girl), there is no fault.
Accept our gift from the heart
And wishes for a festive bouquet
(at this moment you can give a bouquet of wild flowers).
Remember this birthday in nature
What a bright, wonderful banquet!
When the whole company is well fed, it's time to hold mobile competitions, relay races, and dances. I can suggest the following.
"Olympic swim"
Three conditions are required:
1) river (sea, lake, pond, etc.);
2) the desire to swim, swim;
3) participants who can swim.
Beautiful Friday, sailing with a lifebuoy 10 meters from the shore, gives a start to all participants in the swim, who need to touch her lifebuoy faster than others. All swimmers can take part in the swim. I don’t know if my remark would be appropriate, but I’d rather say than keep silent: dear Fridays, if your feast was accompanied by a stormy tasting of high-grade drinks, then it’s better not to hold water, as well as kokurs that require increased attention!
Show concert (improvisation)
The entertainment will come as a complete surprise to the guests, as the numbers were not rehearsed, were not agreed in advance. It's just that the manager of the festive celebration offers to choose a coupon for good luck, and in it - the role of this or that artist, which the "lucky" who pulled out the coupon should play.
Texts of coupons-announcements of concert numbers
We welcome all the idol with applause!
And affectionate
Therefore, I agree to sing to us
Kolya Baskov!
The phonogram of N. Baskov's favorite song will come to the aid of the "lucky one", and he will only have to open his mouth and move, depicting a star.
Now we all will see
Eruption,
And for men, it's so easy
Can't hold a glass...
Show concert (improvisation)
Ammunition woman on stage
Air bomb, anti-tank mine!
This lady will give everyone a thrashing here -
We invite Verka Serduchka to the stage!
Coupons with this concert number should be received by a couple - a man and a woman.
Philip Kirkorov:
To attend your wedding
Our super couple
Didn't ask for a speech
Even a fee!
Masha and I are so pleased
Sing for the public like this
What are we on the fee
Waved her hand!
Masha Rasputina:
By contacting me
Philip the King of Pop
This body
(points to the "pop" organ)
Joseph Kobzon
Will bloom in winter
Lawn under the windows
When Joseph sings
Naturally, Kobzon.
Will drag on for seconds
And we will miss
Drink for now!
Nadezhda Babkina
Soloist of "Russian Song"
Knows and ignorant - On stage
Babkina Hope!
What wedding
No folk song
It won't be fun
At least crack!
Boris Moiseev
Sowing discord,
The singers broke through
Borya Moiseev!
He will sing
For you and dance
And in the phonogram
Hit exactly.
Anastasia Volochkova
For the successful performance of this number of the show concert, you will need a soundtrack of Tchaikovsky's music from the ballet "Swan Lake" (dance of the little swans), a ballerina's tutu. The participant who got the coupon with this task and it puts on a tutu and portrays the famous ballerina.
Now the fuete will spin
ballet star...
Anastasia Volochkova,
Is that you?!
Let's throw it up, Nastenka,
Three swans for you
Please with ballet
Gathered people!
"Sleight of the feet and no cheating"
Everyone who has fallen on the "deserted island" is divided into two teams. Game conditions: teams lie on their backs opposite each other and with the help of their legs pass from one team member to another a “gift” for Friday. Each group should have its own “gift”. The winner is the team that will pass their surprise faster and without the help of hands. A small cloth bag with sand tied with a beautiful ribbon can act as a “gift”.
Comic quiz for adults
Enchanted from under the compass (circle).
Drink from thick things (coffee).
It will be born twice and die once (egg - chick - bird).
Big lover of fur coats (mol).
An inanimate tailor's client (mannequin).
Finger helmet (thimble).
Bacteria magnifier (microscope).
Angry fingers (fist).
The inedible part of the bagel (the hole).
Sparkling part of the leg (heel).
Who is so white that they drink black (vodka).
City of random connections (resort).
Hammer partner (sickle).
What the musician performs, and the wives roll up (concert).
Whom the legs feed (a girl from Tverskaya).
Where hares are found (in a bus, trolleybus).
small, grey,
Sat under a bush
I looked at the road (traffic cop with a radar).
What notes can be used to measure any road (MI-LA-MI).
What does half an apple look like (the other half).
Citrus with six zeros (lemon - 1000000).
Riddle: A woman carried a hundred eggs to the market, one (A BOTTOM) fell, how many were left?
Answer: (none - the bottom fell).
Unfortunate, who served time through the fault of her grandfather (turnip: "Grandfather planted a turnip ...").
Match detonator (sulfur).
What hairpin helps women grow up (heel).
Eggplant caviar will become tastier if you replace it with ... (black).
Male vocal meanness (bass).
Game "Song Questions and Answers"
As a rule, all participants in this game are divided into two teams: the 1st asks a question from a song, the 2nd answers with words from any suitable (or not suitable) song.
Examples:
“Why, why ... why does the accordion sing?”
"My dear, good, guess yourself."
“Why are you wandering all night alone,
Why don't you let the girls sleep?
"I just work, I just work
Magician."
“Why do you girls love beautiful ones?”
"Don't think about seconds down,
When the time comes, you'll understand...
"Why, why did you meet again,
Why did you disturb my peace?
“Something has become with my memory:
Everything that was not with me, I remember ... "
"What are you standing, swinging,
Thin rowan?
“And it shakes us, shakes,
Wave of the sea.
“You will come home, and at home they will ask:
Where did you walk, where were you?
"A dark-skinned Moldavian
Answered the guy in harmony:
Partisan Moldavian
We are gathering a team ... ".
"FIND ME"
"BOUNCER"
"CHAIN FORGED"
"TURN OFF CHANSON"
"CHESS FOOL"
"FIGHTING CLEAR"
"DAUGHTERS-MOTHERS"
"THIS EXTRA"
"HOT-COLD"
"GIANT STEPS"
"KING OF THE FAMILY"
"SAVE THE GUITAR"
"JUMPS THROUGH VALERA*"
As you know, jumping over a fire is very dangerous for health and clothing. But jumping over Valera is a much more pleasant and safe entertainment. For this game, a soundly sleeping Valera is taken, who will probably be found near a backpack with drinks, and cheerfully jumps over it. It is important to remember one thing: there must be an even number of jumps, otherwise Valera will not grow anymore.
"FIND ME"
Cell phone players are trying to explain to their comrades how to get to the place of rest. The one whose partner arrives first wins.
"BOUNCER"
The second team comes to the clearing where the picnic is being held and says that this is their place, after which the players start kicking each other out of the clearing. The winner gets a clearing and meat.
"CHAIN FORGED"
All participants in the picnic, free from frying barbecue, sorry for the involuntary rhyme, line up and begin to slowly walk across the clearing, heads down and peering into the grass. The leader rushes on his knees in front of the walking chain and says: "The chain is golden, the husband gave it, he finds out, he will kill! Oh, I'm a damned fool!"
The game continues until they are called to eat and drink.
Varieties of the game: "EXPENSIVE EARRINGS", "DIAMOND PENDANTS", "CELLULAR PHONES", etc.
"TURN OFF CHANSON"
One of the players turns on the car radio at full volume and opens the doors of his car. The rest of the participants in the game are divided into two teams: one gets high on music, and the other is annoying. As a rule, those who enjoy music win.
"CHESS FOOL"
One of the players is shuffling chess. There are usually thirty-two pieces, so four bolts or screws are added to play the chess fool. The players hold the figures in their fists, but do not show each other. And they play fool not with cards, but with chess, like cultured intelligent people. The one who has all the pieces in his hand loses.
"FIGHTING CLEAR"
This is a decorous and cultural entertainment, unlike wrestling in the mud, in a fire, in a barbecue or sleigh. Decent women wrestle dressed, on a clean blanket, and the audience cheer them on with applause and exclamations of "Come on, Svetlana Nikolaevna, take over Antonina Sergevna!", "Come on, Antonina Sergevna, tear Svetlana Nikolaevna's mouth!" etc.
"DAUGHTERS-MOTHERS"
The game begins when daughters of different ages and their mothers go out into nature. Without men. The host starts the game with the words "Girls! I saw new salamander boots yesterday ..." Everyone starts interrupting her with all the same nonsense. And at the same time, they still have to laugh shrillly and drunkenly. God forbid a man be there.
"THIS EXTRA"
For this game, several skewers are needed, and exactly one less than the participants.
Players walk around the barbecue and pretend that they are playing completely different games. But at the command "Kebabs are ready!" everyone rushes to the grill. The one who does not get the skewers with barbecue loses.
"HOT-COLD"
While the kebab is fried, one player (leader) hides a net with bottles of vodka in the river. The rest of the players first wait, and then they can’t stand it and begin to show where she can be. And the leader says: "Hot!", "Heat!" or "Colder!" (depending on how much time has passed). When the kebab is ready and the vodka is cold, this monster says: "It's cold!" and takes out the hidden grid.
"GIANT STEPS"
The participants of the game gather at the start line and drink 30-100 grams of vodka each. The bottle is then moved back 40-80 cm. Participants must take a step and drink 60-120 grams again. The bottle moves back 80-160 cm. Again, everyone steps and drinks. Whoever can take the biggest step and then stand up wins.
"GREAT BADMINTENIS" ("BADMINBALL")
To play you will need badminton rackets and a soccer ball. The rules are like in tennis, but instead of a net there is a person. He also serves as a referee in this exciting but difficult game.
Game with a girl "TO POTTLE"
A couple of players sit opposite each other, pour and drink. Then more. If a girl misses, then she takes off any detail of the toilet. If he doesn’t miss, then at the end of the game he allows you to remove them all from himself.
"KING OF THE FAMILY"
While the men are frying the BBQ, the women should play Potato Peeling, Lettuce Cutting and Get the Kids Do Something! In the morning, they, as if they had done nothing to prepare the Shashlik, must collect all the dishes, men lying around and other rubbish.
"SAVE THE GUITAR"
The players have been trying to sit on the guitar all evening, and the host, who is also the owner of the guitar, is trying at the last moment to pull the guitar out from under the players and play it. The winner is the one who still manages to sit down on the guitar. The leader loses.
"JUMPS THROUGH VALERA*"
As you know, jumping over a fire is very dangerous for health and clothing. But jumping over Valera is a much more pleasant and safe entertainment. For this game, a soundly sleeping Valera is taken, who will probably be found near a backpack with drinks, and cheerfully jumps over it. It is important to remember one thing: there must be an even number of jumps, otherwise Valera will no longer grow
