Predictions for the new year for different names. Comic predictions: short and funny, as well as options in verse

One of the most interesting activities in celebrating new year, birthday or just tea parties with guests will be personally prepared Chinese fortune cookies.

These are such unpretentious cookies with surprise containing the paper.

And this paper says wish to the person who chose this cookie.

In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.

By the way, in some of the cookies you can bake notes with wishes, and in some - with the word “gift” (having prepared the appropriate amount of every little thing). At the same time, it will turn out to be a fun way to give everyone gifts.

Fortune Cookies will tell you a lot!
Someone - an apartment, someone - a road ...
Who wants to know more about Destiny?
There's enough cookies for everyone! And you!

Wishes for fortune cookies

1. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
2. The best is the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to be liked by everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The only difference between the winner and the vanquished is that he rises one more time than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often waste our energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could be!
9. Do what you must, and come what may.
People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as he is able to give.

Chinese predictions for cookies

1. When God closes a door, he opens a window.
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
4. It's better to regret what you did than what you didn't do.
5. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
6. What is not done is for the better.
7. No one is defeated until he admits he is defeated.
8. The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
11. These people and these events of your life were here because you yourself brought them here. What happens next is up to you.
12. Never ask anything from anyone, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
13. Only fools get lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what enters a person's mouth, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can, using what is, where you are now.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't speak.
18. If you think and speak, don't write.
19. If you think, speak, write, don't subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and subscribe, don't be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, then you won’t start anything. And if nothing starts, then nothing will happen.
22. People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. The goal is the main reference point for the investment of energy and time.
25. The success of a woman is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complicated tasks into small, easy-to-do tasks and doing them starting from the first one.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem is, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dreams.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will contribute to making your desire come true.
32. Today, the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday has just arrived.
33. There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten, you have at least two options.
34. If you were born without wings, do not prevent them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of talking with his tongue.
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies ... this will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no hopeless situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It is not enough to know one's own worth - one must also be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Change awaits you.
42. If you have not met your love yet, then this year you will definitely meet.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not judge anyone so that they do not judge you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. ​​Envy destroys the human soul.

The most common predictions for cookies

- You are blown by the wind of wanderings.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Expect change.
— New spring, new love.
- Don't miss important news.
- Wait for the replenishment of the budget.
You are in danger of falling in love this week.
- Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
- Make time for your home.
- You will meet with an important person.

Predictions are longer and more interesting

1. If you take the initiative, success will not keep you waiting.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to hinder or harm you.
4. Important news will come very soon.
5. Everything is the will of God: it is not in your power to influence the situation!
6. The answer to your question is related to some man, perhaps well known to you.
7. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone can let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. You hope not in vain!
11. Check all locks and locks: you can be robbed.
12. The problem is inside you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
17. Anxiety and anxiety await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your efforts.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the business you have in mind will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think.
22. An offer that will be made to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. You cannot solve your problems alone.
26. Success will come if you don't listen to anyone's advice.
27. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you.
28. Time must pass from the sowing of grain to the harvest.
29. The darkness in which you have lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.

philosophical predictions

1. Lead an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
2. Do not look for external enemies: to understand what hinders your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it.
6. Winning comes from what you have to give up.
7. Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
8.
9. If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Do not expect too much and do not think about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; Understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you started.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't get emotional.
16. Look after your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along with quick results.
20. Accept: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
22. Your energy drains due to thoughtless or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
25. Events are completely out of your control.
26. Trust what happens to you.
27.
28. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a mystery until now.

Chinese predictions for a children's holiday

Fairy fairy will give you a magical dream today.
Soon a new true friend will appear in your life!
All your wishes will surely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and you will be set as an example to everyone.
Soon you will have a new interesting book.
A fun trip awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you'll be a captain.
You will definitely know the whole multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows, you will grow one centimeter.
Your wish will come true this week.
On Friday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.

PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: there will be a daily crunch of money!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year, you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, and then you will give them all to charity.
In the New Year, you will be presented with such a gift that you can only dream of - "Goldfish", though it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between chores, you will diligently lie on the couch.
You will live easily all year long, eat, drink and sing, not to know worries.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Drink less alcohol in the New Year, otherwise you will wake up the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your soul mate, and you will be happy!

Predictions in alphabetical order!

Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming another ...
A surge of energy will help you cope with a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
It's time to act!
It's time to end the old and start the new.
May the world be filled with peace and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very profitable.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for implementing ideas.
Think and don't rush into action.
Let compassion guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will move you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today is going to be a beautiful day for you.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something new.
Patience! You are almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Those who do not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Good luck guides you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
Good time to finish old beginnings.
Good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Although some try to stop you, you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the best.
This is the time to move. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body asks for
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic Wishes

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
To your health toast! You will have career growth!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!
Let success accompany! You learn best!
There are many different impressions. Traveling is wonderful!
Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Predictions - tips

Do not look for external enemies: to understand what hinders your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it.
The gain comes from what you have to part with.
Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
Trust what is happening to you.
Think and don't rush into action.

Movie Quotes

1. Well, you know, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke ... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will go on a spree. Fun, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes ... plates - I'll beat it all. Remove the bread from the barn - I will set fire to the barn.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY dacha!
5. Fly in, don't be stingy, buy painting!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you deserve me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the windows to our beloved women
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant!..
9. You shouldn't sit there, no apartments are expected until next spring!
10. Here I go I am beautiful along the street, and the men around fall and fall and fall ... And they themselves stack in piles !!!
11. I will command the parade!
12. Can I give you another key to the apartment where the money is?!!!
13. The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken!!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will get a water pump!
15. Our people don't go to the bakery by taxi!
16. Play ping-pong Gena, you are good at it!
17. Sorry for stopping you from hiding money!

New Year's Eve is a time when work colleagues, best friends, relatives, and loved ones get together. New Year is impossible to imagine without fun, congratulations and, of course, gifts. Many expect something special from him. Comic predictions for the New Year 2019 can be a real surprise for those who decide to celebrate this event in your circle.

• for the family;
• for colleagues at work;
• for kids;
• for your closest friends.

In fact, there are a huge number of such forecasts. They can be with jokes, in prose, in verse, short quatrains, according to the signs of the Zodiac, etc. They can be presented after competitions as a gift, after dance competitions in the form of surprises, pronounced during a toast, etc. Short funny predictions for all guests can make New Year's Eve unforgettable.

The New Year is the most suitable time to lift the veil of mystery and find out. New Year's Eve is a time of miracles and therefore each of us will be happy to know what will happen very soon.

Preparing for the New Year's Eve, you need to prepare predictions in advance for all participants in the New Year's Eve. They can be presented in a variety of ways. For example, in the form of beautiful postcards that need to be drawn from a colorful bag, a mysterious chest or a hat. Prophecies can be glued with adhesive tape on the back of New Year's toys so that they are not visible. At the right time, you can invite guests to choose their favorite toy and read the predictions aloud. You can put a fateful forecast in cookies or sweets that the hostess prepares for the New Year's Eve.

It is better to have a little more options than guests. Indeed, for the one who will be the last in the choice of predictions, it is very important to have a choice.

And yet, it must be taken into account that all the prophecies were of a positive nature, did not offend those present and did not hurt them to the quick. In this regard, it is better to choose funny predictions with jokes. Each of us hopes only for the best in the coming year. Therefore, predictions should be kind and optimistic. Let us give examples of forecasts for various situations that are possible for .

Predictions for colleagues

Forget that the holiday is coming
You need to move forward in your career
While colleagues drink "totally" just,
Hint your boss about career growth!

The coming year prophesies to you
Glory, money and success!
A sea of ​​crazy emotions
And recognition from everyone!

Today you are among friends
Shout again: "pour-pour"
So that tomorrow you will not be ashamed,
Today you have to be solid!

funny predictions
For the whole honest company,
But personally, personally, you
And the whole year will pass jokingly!

Working next year
It will bring you success!
And a lot of money in addition,
To buy you a cottage in the suburbs!

Forecasts in verse

You will have a lot of money
You will have a successful journey!
There won't be any care
But the main thing is to start working!

The stars are prophesying for you today
Be kinder to your friends!
Otherwise they are all together
They will put you in your place!

All wishes at this hour
Today is just for you.
Sleep more, rest
Don't waste your time in a bottle!

This is a prediction
Talk about your upbringing!
How to laugh at others
Try to understand yourself!

In private life it will be quiet
If you piss off famously!
And if you are obedient,
Fall in love with you all and together!

Short prophecies for the signs of the zodiac

Short funny predictions

• I do not want to be bored in vain. There will be new friends.
• Let not worry. A new job is waiting for you.
• There are many different impressions. On wonderful journeys.
• Let success be with you. You learn best.
• Surrounded you to comfort. And incomes will rise.
• I wish you good luck. An addition is waiting for you in the family.
• To your health toast. You will have career growth.
• Luck will not leave you. There will be a new cottage for you.
• I want to keep the style. You will have a car.
• Good luck, happiness, peace to you. You will have your own apartment.

Wishes for family and relatives

You have friends who know the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.

Very soon from friends
Wait for good news!

You will be very lucky soon
Fate will surprise you!

To make money a river, to have caviar for breakfast,
So that the career is strictly up, and in all matters - success!

To be loved and appreciated, so that you unearth a treasure in the forest,
To drink - and not get sick, to eat - and not get fat.

And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.
But in the family and in your personal life, everything will turn out fine for you!

A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.

Let success accompany! You learn best!

I wish you to live pleasantly and freely!
And so that your wallet is filled with money tightly!

Live, let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet,
From the wheelbarrow the key lies in the pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the couch.

Predictions for children

If you will help your mother
Wash the dishes, clean everything,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!

You have a surprise friend
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to earn
And be good all year long!

There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Candies, cakes, pastries!

If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow my friend
All year you will be weak
Like a pea pod!

My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And do not shed tears over him!

New Year is a holiday that is celebrated on a grand scale, bringing together close and dear people. Accordingly, preparation for the celebration must correspond to the scope, otherwise the whole event will be reduced to a simple meal, with a few congratulatory words. If you decide that you will be the organizer of the holiday, we recommend that you prepare in advance. Today, comic predictions and lotteries are gaining more and more popularity, among other entertainment.

A prediction is a notification of an event that will happen in the near future. Whether we like it or not, it is human nature to be interested in one's future. Now there is no shortage of various predictions - all kinds of astrologers, fortune-tellers and soothsayers, so people are tired of serious prophecies in their lives.

Comic predictions for the new year are, in addition to a fun pastime, also a fresh look at forecasts for the near future. We are sure that the assembled guests will appreciate your ideas and will receive great moral satisfaction.

Friends, your prophecies can be completely different - long, describing each action or very short, written in prose or in verse, the most important thing is that they be funny, bring laughter and joy to others.

Submission of predictions for the lottery

Let's first consider the possible submission of predictions, and then, we will offer examples of text.

prophetic balls

To do this, you will need ordinary balloons, small leaves and a pen. We write the predictions on pieces of paper, roll them up, put them in a balloon and inflate it. Balls can be tied to the chairs of guests, or can be distributed during fortune-telling. Having burst the balloon, a person reads aloud the prediction associated with his life. The more fun the prophecy, the more positive it will bring.

Preparing in advance for the session, you can specially age the paper (by dipping it in strong tea or onion solution) or make it bright, colorful with a beautiful rope. This will add a touch of mystery or celebration, whichever you choose.

pot of divination

Everything is simple here, we take pre-prepared dishes, put folded bags with comic wishes. We let the pot go around, each guest pulls out one bundle and reads it out.

The container can be pasted over with shabby paper, giving an outdated look to the dishes, or the paper can be aged in advance.

Gypsy chest

Deep in us there is a stereotype about gypsies, they say they are all wonderful fortune-tellers, and this is a great way to use them in your comic prophecies.

Dressed in advance as a gypsy, you or one of the guests enter the room with a chest filled with predictions. The host invites each invited guest to take turns pulling out one bundle and reading it out.

The main thing here is not the forecasts for the future, but the presentation. It’s great if a gypsy woman takes on the role and, with an expression peculiar only to them, holds a competition.

prophetic cookie

Remember the quote: “everything ingenious is simple, and everything simple is brilliant”? It is this aphorism that underlies this competition. To prepare it, you will need leaflets with predictions and cookies. True, cookies will have to be made by yourself, however, if you have the opportunity to purchase them, why not. For those who want to create something original, we offer a recipe for making cookies.

Ingredients:

• Eggs, 3 pcs;
• 50-70g wheat flour;
• 50g butter;
• Spices at will;
• Sugar, powdered sugar.

Cooking method:

1. Separate the egg white from the yolk, beat the white until foam appears, add flour, sugar, spices as desired, mix until smooth.

A word of advice: when whipping the protein, do not be zealous, if a large amount of air bubbles appear for a long time and the dough starts to rise quickly when the temperature rises.

1. We spread cooking paper on a baking sheet and grease with butter, heat the oven to 180-200 C. Put even circles on a baking sheet with a teaspoon.
2. We put it in the oven for about 6-7 minutes, as soon as the edges turn golden, we take it out and turn it over, put a piece of paper with predictions, fold it in half. Next, taking the cookies by the ears, bend it.
3. We spread it on the table and wait until it cools completely.

Miracle dumplings

The next event has a certain similarity with the previous one, the difference is that we use dumplings instead of cookies. This old fun is almost forgotten today, but it is perfect for predictions with family and loved ones. The secret is in the item that we put together with the filling, which carries a certain meaning.

• Orange peel - a loved one or a loved one will present a gift;
• Peanuts - a romantic meeting is possible;
• Cherry - good luck in business;
• Peas - comfort and prosperity will reign in the house;
• Walnut - health will improve;
• Buckwheat - a sudden increase in finances;
• Mushrooms - a life full of tranquility;
• Money - sports victories;
• Grain is a full cup of wealth;
• Raisins - an unexpected temptation;
• Cabbage - wages will skyrocket;
• Caramel - a romance is possible;
• Potato - promotion at work;
• Cranberry - expect a change in your personal life;
• Ring - wedding;
• Hot pepper - possible problems at work or at home;
• Dried apricots are great news;
• Carrot - meeting new people;
• Meat - financial success;
• White thread - you will have to leave for a long time on company business;
• Green thread - travel abroad;
• Black thread - quick business trip;
• Thread with knots - problems from where it was not expected;
• Cucumber is a new passion;
• Button - you will get something from clothes;
• Sugar - the year will be successful;
• Apple - your work will be appreciated.

Lottery with three predictions

To do this, we write wishes or prophecies on pieces of paper, at the rate of three divinations per person. We fold the leaves beautifully and mix them in a bag. It is proposed to pull out the bundles in turn, reading aloud.

secret desires

To prepare for the competition, you need to prepare funny images, the main desires of a person. It is not at all necessary to draw yourself, you can choose pictures from magazines or print them, attach images to a rope, pull the rope. We blindfold the guests, unwind and bring them to a stretched rope, giving them the opportunity to choose a leaflet themselves. Pictures can be completely different.

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New Year is everyone's favorite holiday. A great time to get together, eat delicious food, make gifts and share wishes. Children see magic in it, that Santa Claus visits houses, leaving gifts there. And so that he knows which ones, the kids write letters. For adults, the New Year is also a time of waiting for a miracle. After all, they make wishes, make plans and believe that it will definitely turn out better than the previous one.

Therefore, the game is so popular - predictions for the New Year. Moreover, these are comic predictions concerning various topics. There are allegorical, where there are hints or lengthy expressions. There are accurate, reflecting the existing reality. There are many options to play this game. The main thing is to prepare in advance.

Comic predictions for films and songs

A great opportunity to have fun with a company when the gala dinner is eaten and dessert is left ahead. Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of ​​\u200b\u200bNew Year's predictions will surely appeal to you.

How to apply:

Predictions can be hidden in a special cookie.

• you can bake special cookies by putting notes with funny predictions inside them instead of stuffing;
• inflate a dozen multi-colored balloons and give the players one by one a needle so that they burst them - put notes inside;
• print multi-colored candy wrappers by placing notes inside, then wrap chocolates in them and give them to guests for dessert;
• write a dozen prophecies on identical pieces of paper, fold them and collect them in a box or hat - let the guests take them out one by one;
• make short prophecies and assign a number to each, tell the guests at the feast the numbers or ask them to choose for themselves (for example: “Name the numbers one by one from 1-10”).

It is more interesting to guess for the coming year from films or songs. The results are funny sayings.

For example, find suitable song titles:

• Dark night;
• Night, night (Factor 2);
• New turn;
• One day the world will bend under us (c) (Time Machine);
• Goodbye;
• Wait, locomotive - from the film, Y. Nikulin / G. Vitsin sing;
• Hope - A. German;
• Renunciation - Fleur;
• They won't catch up with us - Tatu;
• Shaggy bumblebee;
• White Rose;
• Winged swing;
• Combat;
• The wind of change;
• Tenderness - M. Kristalinskaya;
• Beautiful far;
• There is only a moment;
• What a woman!
• White Rose;
• Farewell, love - A. Makarsky;
• Memories - Factor 2;
• I will stay - City 312;
• Love - Dan Balan.

Interesting! You can make prophecies not just by taking the name, but by turning on the composition and listening to it. It will be a real musical evening. Many songs carry a deep meaning, give thought.

Examples of predictions that can be made based on the films of the current years:

“The evening of memories will end with an unexpected meeting. Perhaps an old school or student friend is coming?

“Goodbye, love of delicious donuts! The new year will clearly start with a new advanced diet!”

“A mysterious stranger will send you white roses. Who is he? The answer will surprise. Perhaps an admirer or an old friend?

“The year will fly by like a winged swing - up when you are lucky and the work is arguing, then down when difficulties arise. Keep swinging, the black stripe will definitely change to white.

“When a dark night comes without a moon, make a wish. It will come true soon."

“The usual life after the New Year holidays will end. The wind of change is inevitable! At first, the changes will seem like an unpleasant surprise to you, but then you will realize that everything is going great.”

Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of ​​\u200b\u200bNew Year's predictions will surely appeal to you.

Movie titles

You can guess by songs or movie titles. This is a simple, at the same time original way to get comic predictions for the New Year 2019. Then the guests themselves will be involved in the procedure for decoding the "prophecy", and most of the results will turn out to be cool. A list of used film titles should be compiled in advance or written later, with guests. Let them remember the pictures, and the facilitator writes down. In a column, no numbers. Then, the players call the numbers and the presenter finds the desired name in this list. According to him, he predicts for a year, adding a decryption option from himself or pre-distributing paper notes to everyone, where there will be names.

For example:

A bright version of the design of predictions.

• Predator;
• Armageddon;
• Curse of a nun;
• The scent of a woman;
• Taming of the Shrew;
• The escape;
• Sex in the big city;
• Groundhog Day;
• Deal with the devil;
• Stranger;
• Quiet place;
• Titanic;
• Big jackpot;
• reincarnation;
• The Wedding Planner;
• A forty-year-old virgin;
• Love affair at work;
• Good luck zigzag;
• Christmas trees;
• matchmakers;
• Long road in the dunes.

Examples of predictions for the new year:

"Awaits you ... a big jackpot!" - obviously about money.

“The taming of the obstinate awaits” - perhaps the authorities will take special measures to “educate” a negligent employee, or this “surprise” concerns the house. Will you have to educate your child more strictly?

“A colleague has been looking at you for a long time. Previously, he did not try to take action. An office romance will start suddenly. A stormy whirlpool of passions will swirl! Be extremely careful and trust your intuition!”

“The reincarnation of a forgotten project will bring an unexpectedly successful result, even if you have to try!”

“Be careful, you will have to unite the team when the boss entrusts a new major project. Work as a united front, otherwise you will sink like the Titanic!

“The ominous curse of a nun awaits you! Perhaps your beloved mother-in-law or mother-in-law will soon arrive?

“Wait for the matchmakers! Is your beloved niece getting married?

Lines from songs

At the same time, train your memory, remembering the lines of some favorite compositions or the names of paintings. You can print them on leaflets in advance and distribute them to guests.

Suitable for forecasts (for the next year) song excerpts:

"Forget it, forget it" (c) "Hands up."

“Such tenderness, on the mirrors” (c) Maxim.

“Million, million, million scarlet roses” (c) A. Pugacheva.

"Oh mom, I'm going crazy!"

“Do not listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything” (c) Max Korzh.

“But when everyone leaves, stay, sit next to me” (c) Olga Marquez.

“I really want to be with you, but sorry, zai, fuck it” (c) Vitya Ak-47 - Sorry, zai, fuck it.

“And even if the whole world turns to dust, I will carry your heart in my hands” (c) Olga Marquez.

“Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world"

“Wait a little more. We will show you the way” (c) “The way.

"I am free! Like a bird in the sky!

“How lucky you are - my bride” (c) Mumiy Troll.

“Dad bought a car” (c) A. Pugacheva

“Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome” (c) P. Volya.

“Only, a glass of vodka on the table!” (c) G. Leps.

“The plane easily takes me away” (c) Valeria.

“For a week, until the second. I will go to Komarovo!”

“If you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket. So everything is not so bad today ”(c)“ Cinema ”.

Interesting! Each line is a ready-made prophecy, the participants only need to choose! Wise wishes are hidden somewhere, somewhere there is a reason to laugh, at the same time to think.

In addition to lines from various famous songs or movie titles, you can write your own humorous predictions. At the same time, add meaning so that, in addition to a joke, they bring benefits to the players.

Examples of prophecies for this year:

Drink tea regularly, at the same time never get sick

Interesting texts for New Year's comic predictions.

Your keyword will be: "Swiftly"

Rapidly - your career will develop in the new year,

Also rapidly - wages will increase.

Rapidly - relations will strengthen,

Swiftly - you have to run when the boss calls.

Quickly - there will be a bonus accrual.

Rapidly - the working year will fly by and a leisurely (there is no need to rush here) vacation will begin!

Look cheerful - everything will turn out great in the new year.

Verse predictions.

Happiness will come in your personal life,

At the same time, income will increase.

He will live peacefully, without worries and no worries.

Smile more often - and fate will answer you with a smile!

The year is bound to be successful.

You will calmly solve all the tasks.

Fulfill the plan, distinguish yourself with zeal,

And the authorities will praise, noticing this.

Ask for a prize, don't be shy.

At the same time, you will receive an increase sooner!

The prince is waiting for you, arrived long ago. A white horse, stable work, a bouquet of flowers - I collected everything. It remains to give him the answer: “Yes!” and take a step. Look around, he's near!

For a long time conceived - will certainly come true in the new year,

Troubles unexpected - will go unnoticed.

Expect by all means

The arrival of a harmful relative!

He will grumble all the time

But it will bring good luck and unexpected income.

He will come for a short time - he will visit everything,

At the same time, problems, sadness and troubles will take away!

Don't be sad, better open the door wider.

How would you like to celebrate this New Year?

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Happiness let in the New Year.

Hope will come with him, stand a little,

You take her out of the way.

Love will pass freely, impossible to hold.

With her, you can safely wait for a visit.

Prosperity will gradually approach the threshold,

The house, the threshold and the situation, he will closely examine.

He decides - it is necessary to stay, the people are pleasant, it is comfortable here.

Gather this company at your place, treat you with tea,

Wish or tell something - write it all down.

Feed deliciously, read fairy tales and put to sleep.

Now you always live with them!

It will be long, even dreary and difficult. Takes enough time, perhaps helps the nerves. But the result will definitely justify all investments - a new house!

Soon in the coming year, you will become the victim of an unexpected attack. In the evening, after all the New Year holidays, a group of unknown people will find you. Among them is luck, she will hold tight. Love will turn out to be an active ringleader, she is also the organizer of the attack. The third is prosperity, and inspiration will come with them.

It is worth warning - the attack will succeed and you will not be able to escape.

Smile more often, then you will get an unexpected offer. The director of a toothpaste factory will want to work with you.

Your wealth in the coming year will increase significantly after receiving a million dollar win! Be careful, do not waste money on trifles.

On a holiday, your numerous relatives will unexpectedly remind you of yourself. Everyone will invite you to visit, tasty food and give a gift!

You will feel like a prisoner of a time machine - you will have to work hard and it will seem as if you have returned to the year of the Horse. However, the results will justify the time and effort invested!

The end of the year will bring a series of strong upheavals. Your success will amaze your envious, competitors and other ill-wishers.

Expect a stranger to visit. He will appear on Sunday morning and shock you. Maybe it's the postman? Send you a notification of a million dollar win! Gotta let him in!

You will lose seven things: failure, debt, an unpleasant acquaintance, resentment, misfortune and a bad habit.

You will gain seven things in return: love, prosperity, luck, inspiration, hope, happiness and a bonus.

Be careful, the word "big" haunts you. If the salary - get a big one, if the project - they will entrust a large one, if the gatherings - then large-scale ones, where a lot of people will gather! So try to use this word wisely! Then the big boss will certainly be pleased with you.

The year will fly by! Get a cool car, have a cool rest at your favorite resort. Life will change dramatically, and a cool boss will order to give out a stunning bonus!

Looking for destiny? Be sure to visit a nudist beach and look around carefully. Perhaps your happiness will find you and settle down next to you in the new year!

A lot will pass in life. Only a few things will remain: happiness, prosperity, good health and good luck.

Prepare dinner, decorate the Christmas tree and open the door: Santa Claus will definitely come to visit! Treat him, entertain him with a conversation. At the same time, tell him about your plans. In return, the good old man will bring you a wonderful gift!

Outcome

When composing the text of the notes, one must be guided by the age and hobbies of the audience. The main thing is not to offend, but to make those present laugh. If a company has gathered where there are children, it is better to avoid vulgarities. If all the guests are relatives or friends and they have been talking for a long time, you can add segments of pleasant memories to the prophecies.

It would be nice to write a few individual messages targeted at a specific recipient. His hobbies, professional activities and character will be clues.

Predictions for the new year 2019: short, funny, cool

New Year's Eve is a great occasion to get together with friends, have fun, talk and celebrate the long-awaited holiday - the year of the pig. Usually guests gather all together at six o'clock in the evening. They begin to taste the food on the table, start conversations and ... get bored little by little. How to cheer them up and make the evening especially “delicious”? There is an option and these are funny and cool predictions for the new year 2019. Short predictions will diversify the evening and your game program. It will be interesting for guests to find out what awaits them in the coming year and then check whether all this will come true. But remember - this is all a joke, though ....

What's special about this game

There is no person in the world who would not want to know his future and his destiny. Many say - no, I do not believe and I do not need it - but in fact it is not so.
Therefore, the game of predictions will be interesting to everyone. And since everything that will be said is just a joke, then the game will be fun and easy.

Preparing for the game

For everything to be interesting, you need to prepare. First decide who will predict. For example, it can be a pig, as a symbol of the coming year, or a real magician and sorcerer. Either way, you'll need the right suit.
Next, choose the best time for this game. For example, somewhere between 21 and 22 hours, when there is little time left before the new year, and the guests are already more cheerful.
Well, the rest will orient on the spot. The better your acting, the better for everyone. Get the music to go out, you can learn the dance. And then play and have fun.

Options for comic predictions

There are many different versions of such predictions. We have collected the best and offer them to you. And you choose the ones that suit you and have fun.

Option 1.

Option 2.

All year you will wake up at six in the morning - you will not be late for the office
You will meet great love ... about 140-160 kilograms
Each chocolate bar eaten in winter plus one hundred grams of weight in summer
Your dream will come true: a deli meat store will open near your house
If you buy an explanatory dictionary, then in a year you will become smart
You will stop eating meat - you will feel sorry for the pigs
If you don't cry all year, you'll be rich
If you save money before the summer, then go to the sea
Live the whole year without worries ... if you quit your job
Something in the new year you will lose weight significantly. This is a wallet - you will become a fashionista and will buy many new things
You will eat well for the next year... if you give your wife a diamond ring
Save up 30 thousand rubles - you will have a rest in Turkey. Save up 30 thousand dollars - relax in the Maldives. Accumulate 30 thousand debts - rest in prison
All year you will be in the spotlight - you will be appointed at work responsible for awards

Option 3.

There is another option in the form of a video. Just turn on the monitor and show it to guests.