Scenario New Year's Eve in the House of Culture - "Once upon a New Year's Eve." New Year's theatrical performance for children of the preparatory group

SCENARIO
New Year's theatrical variety show
"NEW YEAR REMIX"
27, 28.12.12

The curtain is closed, the sound is like rewinding a film, frames of different cartoons flash on the screen, voice-overs ...

(a frame with heroes flashes, we return it back)… but you can try this… (we leave the picture with three heroes on the screen, heroic music sounds).

Their agility is legendary! You know their enemies by sight! Millions remember their names: Alyosha Popovich, Dobrynya Nikitich, Ilya Muromets! The stories are over! Now they will face the most dangerous and insidious New Year's difficulties! Heroic blockbuster "New Year's Remix"!

BOGATYRS: Everyone stand! Three heroes are working!

1 SECTION

SCENE 1 "TWO BABA YAGAS"

the curtain opens, on the stagedance of evil spirits

BABA YAGA. Again, we were not chosen as the main characters! All glory goes to others! We need to change the script.

BABA CARGA. Correctly! We will be heroes! They will recognize us!
BABA YAGA. No tree! Wow, we give!
BABA CARGA. We give! Cancel New Year's Eve!
BABA YAGA. Yes! We are all m about gem!
BABA CARGA. You are not speaking correctly. Not m about gem, could yo m!
BABA YAGA. M about gem! M about gem!
BABA CARGA. No could yo m! If you don't believe me, ask someone!
BABA YAGA. Okay! How do you like my costume? True, according to the latest fashion?
BABA CARGA. What did you put on yourself? Let the skirt down...

BABA YAGA. Why are you embarrassing me? A man saw me, immediately smiled ...

BABA CARGA. It was me, as I saw you, I could not stop for a week! So, my outfit is more fashionable!

BABA YAGA. Nonsense! Mine is better!
BABA CARGA. No, mine is better! Ask whoever you want!
BABA YAGA. I see it myself! Mine is better! You will argue - I'll embed!
BABA CARGA. This is how I move you! You will immediately understand that my suit is better!
BABA YAGA. You to me?
BABA CARGA. I to you!
BABA YAGA. It's me like now... (fought, fight to the music )
BABA YAGA. Anyway, I'm prettier than everything!
BABA CARGA. Not prettier, but prettier!
BABA YAGA. No prettier! Ask whoever you want!
CROW appears.

CROW. They all lie! And Baba Yaga and Baba Karga!
BABA CARGA. Shh! Nasty Crow! I'll pluck your tail!
CROW. Catch first! They themselves are terrible, but they climb into beauties! Don't trust them! I am the fairest!
BABA YAGA. You will fall for us!
BABA CARGA. If you are so fair, then tell me which of us is the most beautiful?
CROW. Both are disgusting!
BABA YAGA. Now you tell me which of us is the first! Or you can assume that you no longer have a tail!
CROW. Both pervy!
BABA CARGA. What is it like?
CROW. Prorrrosche prorrrostogo! Both perrrvye from behind! At the end of the list. Which means the latest! So beautiful it's creepy!
BABA YAGA. We run to catch it and pluck the feathers from the tail!

SCENE 2 "TRANSFORMATION"

shouting from backstage

CROW. Help!!! Hooligans lose their tail!!!

grandmas pull the crow onto the stage

BABA YAGA. What were you croaking there? Leave the tail! I will make you beauties!

BABA CARGA. Come on, hurry up, or we'll make soup out of you!

CROW. Don't interfere, let me think!... You need to go north. To the polar garrison Durunduk.
BOTH: What for?
CROW. How much can you walk in girls, marry officers.
BABA YAGA. But who will take us.
CROW. Don't tell me, grandma, don't tell me. It is here that you are Babki-Ezhki, and there you will be Vasilisa the Beautiful.

BOTH: All! The end of you, crow!

CROW. Shut up for a minute! Yep, I remembered! Take a jug, fill it with the tears of your subjects... and turn into beauties... But hurry up! The time is now New Year's Eve, Santa Claus has woken up. Miracles begin. Gifts! Soon your subjects will refuse to roar, everyone will have a New Year's mood ... (flies away)

BOTH: Evil spirits! To me! (vanity, run from one to another, huddle together)

BOTH: Roar! (roar, grandmothers with mugs run, collect tears)

BOTH: Quiet! (everyone falls silent)

BABA CARGA. Who are you most afraid of?
BABA YAGA. Guess.
BABA CARGA. Ilya Muromets.
BABA YAGA. No. Healthy, but lazy and stupid.
BABA CARGA. Dobrynya Nikitich?
BABA YAGA. No. Lots of power, but straight forward.
BABA CARGA. Who?
BABA YAGA. Ivan the peasant son.
BABA CARGA. Why?
BABA YAGA. He's a fool himself, shoots anywhere, kisses frogs. Bespredelschik.

BABA CARGA. So he is not in our fairy tale, which means that there is no one to be afraid of.

BABA YAGA. Come on, pour everything into my mug! (drained) Here and one will not be enough! (drinks, the second takes)

BABA CARGA. You didn't leave me anything? Here I am for you! (hitting the head with a mug, she hiccups)

- (music that turns into a whirlwind, all evil spirits swirl around Yagi)

(music cuts off abruptly) , in the center Yaga in the form of the Queen of Shamakhan)

ALL: AH!

BABA YAGA. Mirror to me! (looks, grins) And I'm nothing ... there is still something to shock ...

BABA CARGA. Look, do not fill the paths in the forest with sand ... (offended, leaves, takes evil spirits away)

CROW. (appears from behind the stage) Still disgusting!

BABA YAGA. Crow! fly here! What are you talking about Santa Claus? Miracles begin? Santa Claus will give gifts?! So, all miracles and gifts to me! This year the holidays will be just for me! Only this Santa Claus is some kind of muddy type ... Urgently go to the residence of Santa Claus, get out of the feathers, and make him fall in love with me !!!

SCENE 3 "FATHER FROST, SNOW MAIDEN AND A MAGIC CARD"

SANTA CLAUS: Boring! You all sit like this, and the years go by!

SNOW MAIDEN: And you walk around, grandfather, stretch your legs!

SANTA CLAUS: No, it’s not Dedmorozovsky’s business to walk on foot, the forest people will laugh, but the sleigh was handed over for repairs, the deer were not sent for retraining ...

SNOW MAIDEN: And you read the letters. New Year is coming soon, it's time to give gifts to children ...

SANTA CLAUS: You say letters ... Well, bring letters, read, laugh ...

SNOW MAIDEN: Grandpa, shame on you, children write to you ... (brings a box of letters)

SANTA CLAUS: Okay, okay… what do we have here… (is reading)

"Santa Claus! 10 years ago I asked to give me a son. I asked once, but apparently this letter comes to you every year. Consider it invalid next time…”

“Grandfather, give me strabismus, enuresis and flat feet. conscript Fedor.

“Santa Claus, for some time now, you, like in the West, began to put gifts in socks. Please don't put candy in daddy's. Don't ask why..."

(while D.M. is reading the letters, a crow appears, follows him as he steps aside and puts an envelope in the box)

SNOW MAIDEN: Shout, shush from here (hijacks a crow)

(D.M. finds the letter)

SANTA CLAUS: Wow, what an envelope! And it smells like!

(The Snow Maiden approaches, sniffs, sneezes)

SNOW MAIDEN: Nothing special!

SANTA CLAUS:(is reading) " An attractive lady to meet a middle-aged man for a serious relationship. Clap your hands three times ... and you will be happy!

(claps hands, oriental music sounds, flashes of light, Baba Yaga appears, D.M. and the Snow Maiden, as it were, behind a glass wall.)

East Dance

(after D.M.'s dance, like a zombie, B.Ya. leaves, followed, wailing, by the Snow Maiden)

SCENE 4 "GETTING STARTED"

Sounds fast music, you can in the Russian style, Santa Claus is packing his suitcase, the Snow Maiden is stopping him. There is a voice in the background of the music.

VOICE: In vain, Baba Yaga called our Santa Claus a muddy type, on the contrary, such a cheerful, mobile one. One, two and got ready to go. Well, that his head was a little off, there is a reason for that: not just like that, but Grandfather fell in love, he is going to get married ...

SNOW MAIDEN: (roar) Where are you going! I won't let you! But what about the New Year? Who will distribute gifts to children?

SANTA CLAUS: Well, if only you...

SNOW MAIDEN: I? Yes, I can’t ... yes, I’m without you ... but what is the New Year without Santa Claus ?!

SANTA CLAUS: Wait to roar, granddaughter, that's what you are. Call the heroes, let the best of them be with you.

SNOW MAIDEN: What is this for?

SANTA CLAUS: Just in case. Well, I went. Harness the reindeer!

SNOW MAIDEN: (roar) So there are no deer, they are at school ...

SANTA CLAUS: And who is, how can I go to woo without gifts?

SNOW MAIDEN: (roar) One cow is left!

SANTA CLAUS: Well, what kind of groom am I riding a cow? (straightens his chest, grabs his lower back) Although better on a cow than on foot.

SNOW MAIDEN:(roars, leads a cow) Oh, my nurse, the drinker, they take you to the three-ninth kingdom, to the Shamakhan state ...

SANTA CLAUS: Okay, don't cry. It's time for me to go. (climbs a cow) Hey-gay, strays! Ugh, let's go already, animal ...

SNOW MAIDEN: That's an old stump! And all the same - get married! ... Well, there’s nothing to do, you need to write to the heroes. Prepare a replacement for Santa Claus. (writes)

“Dear heroes! we live well. Our Santa Claus is completely crazy and got into trouble. The queen bewitched him, so you need to help out grandfather, otherwise the New Year will not come. Urgently. This is my last letter. New Year's holidays are waiting for me. And without Santa Claus, I don’t know if I’ll return from there alive. Your Snow Maiden. (roars, walks away)

SCENE 5 "ALOSHA POPOVICH"

Alyosha Popovich enters the stage to the sounds of a sports march , carries iron with it, stops in the middle. gladly demonstrates his power. At this time, Lyubava's wife runs from backstage to backstage, dragging firewood, water, flapping the carpet, etc.

Wasp buzzing. Lyubava waves away the firewood, the wasp "sits" on Alyosha's head, Lyubava hits with a swing, Alyosha falls.

LYUBAVA: Forgive me, Alyoshenka, but there is no more urine to watch how you tear yourself up. You squander your power in vain. I would take it and get used to the economy. And it would be good, and I would feel better.

ALESH: What are you, Lyubava, is it a heroic business to do a woman's housework? (gets up, staggers, Lyubava supports)

LYUBAVA: What's the matter with you, Alyoshenka, maybe you got tired, or got sick of something?

ALESH: I would like to compete with an adversary in an open field! (an airplane flies - a letter, reads) So! I'm going to exploits. (takes sword, it breaks)

LYUBAVA: I won't let you!

ALESH: Well, what are you, because of the sword! And what is the heroic strength for? (picks her up, shakes her, takes her away, she screams at this time)

LYUBAVA: I won't let you!

ALESH: (sings) Behind the forests behind the mountains, mountains and forests,

And behind those forests tryn and grass ...

Just think, it’s a great thing to help the Snow Maiden, there’s a lot of one hero here. Why bother people in vain ... I'll show my heroic strength (collects "iron" throws)

ALESH: What? Well, repeat what you said!

ALESH: What do you think I deceived Ilya and Dobrynya?

SCENE 6 ILYA MUROMETS

The wife of Ilya Muromets walks around the stage, with a camomile in her hand, dictating the text. Ilya walks with a sheet and a pen for his wife, writes.

ALYONA: From the point of view of the concept of banal erudition, goblins - per-

sonified modification of phobic irrationalism, reflective
existing existence, equidistantly prolonged from paleontological
logical prototype...

ILYA: Boss, slow down... By the way, don't you know: In this long magnetic tube, the hunters finally caught a buffalo?
ALYONA: Firstly, not in a pipe, but in a hadron collider, secondly, not hunters, but physicists, and thirdly, not a bison, but a Higgs boson.
ILYA: Oh how smart you are. (changes tone) Don't be too smart!

ALYONA: But against the background of you, it somehow turns out by itself ... And stop calling me boss, director, chief ... Why is this subservience! I don't like it...

ILYA: But how, bo ... That is, she ... No, well, I wanted to say ...

ALYONA: Well... how, how? I don't know... it's easier somehow... Well, for example... Nurse,... wife at last! (a clock strikes or a cuckoo) Ouch! I ran, I'm late for a conference on the point of view of banal erudition, which not every individual is able to ignore in terms of a banal trend that destroys the point of view of banal erudition. And don't forget to put an ad in the newspaper: "The plantation of daisies requires ... (pulls off petals, hovering) Not required… Required… Not required. (Ilya brings to life) Oh yes, good workers are required.

(runs away, Alyosha comes out)
ALESH: Who are you talking to right now?

ILYA: Yes, my wife, the nurse ... Pah! I completely turned into an administrator with her. What did you complain about?

ALESH: I received a letter from the Snow Maiden. Writes: Santa Claus is gone, she needs our help. So I thought, let's go, let's air the three of us, and there it will be seen who will be able to replace Santa Claus.

ILYA: Well done, you made the right decision. Feats must be shared, otherwise there will be no success. There is such a sign. Let's go for Dobrynya.

SCENE 7 "DOBRYNYA NIKITICH"

the sound of broken dishes, something falling , Dobrynya's wife enters the stage, followed by the heroes.

NASTASYA: I won't let you! Ek what they planned, to walk around the forests on New Year's Eve, and admire the Snow Maidens!

DOBRNYA: So after all, Santa Claus is in captivity! His queen bewitched!

NASTASYA: And you are envious! They also wanted to be captured! I will bewitch you so, you will forget where that forest is! Why did you get up? Live at home!

ALESH: So it's a service! Nastasya Filippovna, we can't cope without Dobrynya!

NASTASYA: don't even cheat! I won't let go!!!

DOBRNYA: Well, what are you, Nastasyushka, so agitated, and there your cheek is covered in soot ...

NASTASYA: Where? (into the mirror) there is no soot...

(while the wife looked in the mirror, the heroes run away, looks around) Ran away! Well, Dobrynya, wait!!! (Goes backstage, from there sounds of broken dishes, screaming, etc.)

DOBRNYA: (on a half squat they approach the microphones) It’s not easy for you and the Snow Maiden and the queen to come up with it, Nastasya is painfully jealous of me.

ILYA: We didn’t come up with anything, Alyosha, however, he received a letter from the Snow Maiden that Santa Claus was in captivity with the queen.

DOBRNYA: Oh well? ... That's the trouble with these women ... Oh, how will she stay here without me ...

ALESH: Are you bored already, Dobrynya Nikitich? Haven't received a bowl on the back of your head for a long time?

DOBRNYA: Eh, Alyoshka, a wife is not loved for obedience

ALESH: Yes, sometimes she would have insisted on her own, so she can take a rolling pin in her hands ...

ILYA: Yes, wives are now independent ... Take my Alena, she doesn’t even have a free minute. All in business and worries ... (leave)

SCENE 8 "EDUCATION OF BOGATYRS"

(heroes enter the stage, fly buzzing, take turns hitting each other)

SNOW MAIDEN: And here are the Russian heroes! Santa Claus ordered me to manage the New Year, and take one of you as my assistant.

ALESH: How so in assistants?

ILYA: Can you clean the paths in the forest from snow?

DOBRNYA: Don't joke with us...

SNOW MAIDEN: Well, if you don't want to. I will write to Santa Claus that you refuse.

DOBRNYA: So who needs help? To you or to him?

SNOW MAIDEN: Santa Claus went to get married, so he didn’t need helpers, and he ordered me to meet the New Year with the first hero in Rus' ... Santa Claus only trusts the first. Which one of you is first?

ALL: I! (beat their chest)

SNOW MAIDEN: This is what we will check now! I announce the recruitment of cadets to the school of Santa Clauses! (take out D.M.'s suits) Get ready... it's time! (marks the time with a stopwatch, music sounds. Bogatyrs dress up.) Imagine yourself as Santa Claus! They strained their minds ... The first one went! (A.P. exits) What's your name?

ALESH: Alyosha Popovsky's son!

SNOW MAIDEN: What is the name I ask?

ALESH: Alyosha!

SNOW MAIDEN: And the surname?

ALESH: Popovich.

SNOW MAIDEN: Now you are Santa Claus! Next! (I.M. exits)

What's your name?

ALESH: Alyosha Popovich!

SNOW MAIDEN: Shut up you! Who are you, Russian hero?

ILYA: Ilya I am Muromets!

SNOW MAIDEN: What came to us?

ILYA: Yes, you see, my two daughters are growing up, and they think that all the gifts that they are given on New Year's Eve are brought by Santa Claus. And I want to come like this, one - a laptop, the other - a phone! Once, a beard to hell, so that they see that it is their father who gives them, and not some kind of Santa Claus! And then they will grow up like their mother, who thinks that everything is just like that ... and a car and an apartment (roars, the Snow Maiden takes pity on him)

SNOW MAIDEN: Accepted! Next! (D.N. exits)

DOBRNYA: Dobrynya. You don’t need to teach me ... I was already both Santa Claus and Santa Claus ...

SNOW MAIDEN: So are you a defector? Remember Santa Claus! Forget everything you were taught in Lapland. It is there that you can come at night, put a gift in a sock and run away ... tucking your beard in. And we need to look children in the eyes and explain to them why they brought cardboard puzzles, and not a bicycle! Can you?

DOBRNYA: I can!

SNOW MAIDEN: Accepted! Line up! First combat mission! Let's light it up!

(New Year's music sounds, everyone dances, at this time, they take out a peeled Christmas tree, a light bulb is attached at the top)

SNOW MAIDEN: Stop the stupid gestures! We will light the Christmas tree. Why is the tree so dead?

???????: Well, that's all there is left on sale!

SNOW MAIDEN: Come on, it will be better to burn ... Christmas tree light up!

ALL: Maybe we should not!!!

SNOW MAIDEN: Necessary! Together!

ALL: Christmas tree light up!

(one who holds the tree) NO NEED!!!

(music, a light comes on, everyone is shocked, everyone is shaking)

SNOW MAIDEN: Well? Cheered up?

ALL: YES-A-A-A!!!

SNOW MAIDEN: So-and-so (turns off carrying from outlet) Then go ahead! Getting ready for the New Year! (leaves)

ALESH: If only the adversaries swooped in, or something. They would have tasted the heroic silushka ...

ILYA: What adversaries are now ... they killed everyone ...

DOBRNYA: Yes... hurry up...

2 SECTION

SCENE 9 "SLEEP"

Starry sky, the lullaby of the Bear sounds , against the background of heroic snoring, the curtain opens, there are three folding beds on the stage. The rich are sleeping. One alarm clock rings, the first finds, turns off, the second, etc.

ALL: A-A-A-! Overslept!!! (jump off, start to fuss)

ILYA: I brush my teeth!

ALESH: Santa Claus, where are my socks?

DOBRNYA: I don't know, Santa Claus! Ask Santa Claus!

ALESH:(looks around) Santa Claus, where are my socks?

DOBRNYA: I don't know, Santa Claus! Santa Claus went to brush his teeth in them!

ILYA: Where are my teeth?

ALESH: Where are my gifts?

ILYA: Where are my letters? (calmed down)

DOBRNYA: Well, okay, who doesn’t happen to ... overslept and overslept. Sakhalin, Vladivostok, Khabarovsk - in transit. Let's go to Krasnoyarsk.

ALESH: Let's go faster!

ILYA: Wait, wait, let's have a cup of tea and go like white people to Novosibirsk... Come on, you go make tea, and you get one piece of candy...

ALESH: Oh, guys, I left a bag of sweets near the battery ...

DOBRNYA: But how are you going to live now, Santa Claus? Do dirty children come to you at night?

ALESH: They come, my squirrel drives them away ...

ILYA: Okay, now we'll be late everywhere, let's sort the letters.

(pulls out letter from bag)

"Hello, Santa Claus! I wonder how you knew last year that I needed roller skates? I only told my dad about this, I hope you didn’t torture him?”

ALESH: I want a new doll. Anya

DOBRNYA: I want a bike. Zhenya.

ILYA: No creativity for kids. Every year the same thing... Okay, I'm now...( crumples the sheet, leaves)

DOBRNYA: I know him - this is for a long time ... we are not only Novosibirsk, but also Altai at such a pace.

DEER: (includes deer) Well, how long to wait? The counter is dripping. Let's go, or will we chew moss?

DOBRNYA: I am amazed, like - a deer, a noble animal, but I picked up rudeness from taxi drivers ... get out of here.

ALESH: But I like it, you should have seen how they play dominoes with their hooves ...

(includes Snow Maiden)

SNOW MAIDEN: What's wrong? Overslept? I otkhependyuirila (otdjingelbensila) the whole Far East in one Snow Maiden! The locals burned me in Irkutsk, almost ... but oh well ... We are not only Altai at such a pace, we are the whole country (Ilya enters, the Snow Maiden fans herself) profukem ... (the fuss begins, the Snow Maiden watches) I confess. I was joking. I set my alarms two days early, so don't make a fuss, but hurry up. We still need to rehearse performances, choose the Snow Maiden for you and rescue Santa Claus from love captivity.

SCENE 10 "REHEARSAL"

Sounds like Christmas music The Snow Maiden enters the stage.

SNOW MAIDEN: Hey you Santas! Where are you? (go out)

We're starting New Year's Eve. Who is first? (wrinkle) I gave you the words! Haven't learned? (shake head) And what did you do last night?

ALL: Rehearsed!

SNOW MAIDEN: Okay, impromptu then. The first one went!

ALESH: Oh, you winter winter! I froze at home ... And some more at home ...

Wow, how cold it is around... Come out naked as soon as possible... Like we will temper ourselves...

I’ll wave my beard here, there will always be a blizzard here ... But here here ... there will also be a blizzard ... Because it’s the New Year! Here!

SNOW MAIDEN: No, it won't work like that! Next!

ILYA:(goes forward) Hello! We are Santas! We are celebrating ... ( with tears) children trust us.

LADY: (runs onto the stage, to D. Morozov) Here! Found! Have you been with us? No... maybe you... you! You were with us! (takes away the bag, pulls out the child) Ouch! Kolya! Come to me! go faster, baby! What are you doing! not Santa Claus, but some terrorist! Let's go, Kolya, let's go!

ILYA: Broken new car... (Snow Maiden goes to him) What am I, I'm nothing ... Yes, I did not see when he climbed into this bag!

DOBRNYA: Let me! I can! (to the audience) Well hello! Hold on, hold on to the candy! (throws candy around the room) Well done for coming! It's called: foreplay! Hold on! (sings) D. Moroz, D. Moroz, gives you paradantosis! (to the hall) What a pretty girl! Sit on grandpa's lap. Don't be afraid, grandfather is already old. (sitting down on his knees) Do you want all your wishes to come true? Then touch my staff! Don't be afraid! (touches, cracker explodes) Oh, thank you, dear, I told you that all wishes will come true ... (gets up on stage)

SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, I want to warn you ... you will be on Gogol Street, do not go into the 58th house, the boy is 5 years old there ...

ALL: (in scatter) So what?

SNOW MAIDEN: There, the boy was given five years for beating Santa Claus ...

(at this time, a smart girl with a doll enters the stage)

GIRL: Hello Santas!

ILYA: Oh, what a beautiful girl came to us! And what is the girl's name?

GIRL: So so! The girl's name is the client.

ILYA: Where are the girl's parents?

GIRL: I do not need intermediaries between my desires and you. Where are you from?

ALESH: I'm Santa Claus! I'm from the far north, north north!

GIRL: This is clear. I ask where: kindergarten, school, club?

ALESH: Club.

GIRL: It's clear. O! You! You will come tomorrow to me and give me this doll! (gives the doll to Dobrynya)

DOBRNYA: Good! We will come tomorrow and give this doll together with the Snow Maiden!

GIRL: No Snow Maidens! I don't believe in female friendship!

(leaves, silent scene)

SNOW MAIDEN: Well, what are we standing? Let's get applause!

sounds + "Jingleben".

We lie and snore, listening to a rhyme.

Santa Claus to be very good.

You drive away melancholy, forget about the blues!

Join us in the ranks, ... with us more fun ...

New Year, New Year, coming soon!

And under the tree will gather us together!

(they leave the stage in a dance, the Snow Maiden conducts)

SCENE 11 "SCHOOL OF SNOW MAIDENS"

snow maidens are dancing on the stage. The SNOW MAIDEN comes in.

SNOW MAIDEN: Hello girls! Happy New Year!

1. SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, yes, Happy Year of the Snake.
2. SNOW MAIDEN: Hear, girls, this is our year - the year of the woman!
3. SNOW MAIDEN: Girls, this is not even the year of the Snake, but 365 days of the snake!

SNOW MAIDEN: Some don't even need to make a suit. So ... wipe the scales, but dig up the poison.
1. SNOW MAIDEN: I went to the snake show yesterday.
2. SNOW MAIDEN: And How?
1. SNOW MAIDEN: Received a gold medal.

1. SNOW MAIDEN: You don't know I'm very poisonous?
   3. SNOW MAIDEN: O yes! There is no snake more poisonous than you!
   2. SNOW MAIDEN: Call an ambulance - I bit my lip

SNOW MAIDEN: Snow Maiden! Let's not spoil the holiday with our everyday thoughts.

1. SNOW MAIDEN: And what is it, the year of the Dragon is leaving without singeing or scratching anyone. And why not singed and scratched, but because no one asked.

SNOW MAIDEN: Girls, well, you don’t study at the school of snakes, but at the school of snow maidens, you will soon spend the New Year holidays.

1. SNOW MAIDEN: Yes Yes Yes! On this occasion, we had a competition for the best poem about the Snow Maiden! Introducing the winner!

SNOW MAIDEN:(expressively)

Having taken champagne to ris,
Snegurka issued a striptease.
And, dazed at first,
but appreciated the surprise
at the end of the kids shouting "encore"
sweets ... stuffed into her pocket ...

ALL: Bravo! Bravo! Applause!

SNOW MAIDEN: And I have always wondered why the Snow Maiden most often rhymes with the word fool ... Dear Snow Maidens, it's time to introduce Santa Clauses to you!

(Bogatyrs appear to solemn music.)

ALL: WOW!!!

SNOW MAIDEN: Do you know how to distinguish the Snow Maiden from Santa Claus?

1. SNOW MAIDEN: It's so simple!
   2. SNOW MAIDEN: You have to look closely at the toe loops.
2. SNOW MAIDEN: Who's fur coat wraps from left to right, and who - vice versa.

ILYA: I wonder where the Snow Maiden disappears for a whole year and what does she do if once a year she appears in the company of a gray-haired old man Santa Claus, whom he immediately changes to a young boy of the New Year?

DOBRNYA: Yeah. Moreover, exactly one year later, this young and promising young man also turns out to be a gray-haired old man.

ALESH: I don't want to be Santa Claus anymore!

(Snow Maidens are trying to look into the bags to D.M., they do not give)
2. SNOW MAIDEN: Girls, and Santa Claus, it turns out, is greedy!
1. SNOW MAIDEN: What did you take from?
2. SNOW MAIDEN: And he, instead of bringing me his gift, found a deodorant that my husband hid in the closet, and put it under the Christmas tree.

SNOW MAIDEN: Well, that's enough, so we'll talk until the New Year. Compatibility test. White dance!

ALL: No need!!!

(music, dance, dance off the stage)

SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, you still need to give an ad in the newspaper: “Father Frost and the Snow Maiden on call. A wide range of services - from children's matinees to adult parties.

SCENE 12 "FATHER IN LOVE"

there is a couch on the stage, on it lies Baba Yaga in the form of the Queen of Shamakhan, D. Moroz, in love, is spinning around. Sounds + from the Bremen Town Musicians.

SANTA CLAUS:

Oh, you are my poor queen.
Well, look how skinny you kitty,
I will take care of you
BABA YAGA. I do not want anything!
SANTA CLAUS:

Your condition is hysterical
Eat, apple soon, dietary,
Or maybe see a doctor
BABA YAGA. I do not want anything!
SANTA CLAUS:

Ah, my beauty you are oriental
Soon it will be New Year's Eve -
I'll grab a star from the sky!

BABA YAGA. I do not want anything!

SANTA CLAUS: (rushes around the stage) Oh, how I'm worried, it's the first time for me... (stands up, recites) One look from your beautiful eyes...

BABA YAGA. (breaks) Are you there, in your forest, all so small-holed?

SANTA CLAUS: She is divine! Beautiful! And I? (perks up) Not! she will never love me! For the sake of her love, I'm ready for anything!

BABA YAGA. Father Frost! Bring me an orange, sour... no, salty. No, I don’t want to… better VOG with menthol, no, don’t, you know what… better bring ice cream… ice cream with pepper. No, stop. Don't go anywhere, I'm afraid... I'm afraid you'll bring something wrong again... Go, better, milk a cow, you want something fresh milk...

SANTA CLAUS: This is us in a moment! This is us now...

(runs away, the sound of jets of milk on a bucket is heard, the Crow appears)

CROW. Be patient! They have a long courtship. Santa Claus is crazy about you, fell in love like a child ...

BABA YAGA. Fell in love, let him give gifts!

CROW. I thought it was impossible! Gifts will be only on New Year's Eve ...

BABA YAGA. (jumps off couch, warms up) Tired! A holiday in the whole forest! I want to fly on a broom, I want to do dirty tricks! And I'm lying here like a doll dressed up all day long! I make a queen out of myself! I'm waiting for the new year!

CROW. Yes .., read the forest newspaper ... It turns out that there are other Santa Clauses in our forest. Who knows, maybe this one is not real ... it would be necessary to check ...

BABA YAGA. (mumbles) Check... check... not real... gifts...

Hey crow! Call all addresses! Collect all Santa Clauses! Only without the Snow Maidens, they sneezed at my charms! Let's see who will take, who will get all the gifts! (leave)

SCENE 13 "BATTLE"

Sounds New Year's music, or heroic, three heroes come out of different backstage, approach the microphones, continue to walk in place.

ALL: Great!

DOBRNYA: Where are we heading?

ALESH: House call.

DOBRNYA: And why without the Snow Maiden?

ILYA: So it wasn't ordered...

DOBRNYA: What's the address?

ALESH: Thicket of the forest…

DOBRNYA: ILYA: And I have a forest thicket ... (stop)

DOBRNYA: And the house?

ALESH: Palace on chicken legs.

DOBRNYA: ILYA: And on my chicken legs...

DOBRNYA: So, ... but who called? Baba Yaga?

ALESH: No, I have the Queen of Shamakhanskaya (keeps going)

DOBRNYA: Stop! One, two!

ILYA: Queen, you say? But isn’t this the queen who snared our Santa Claus ...

DOBRNYA: Yes, and some strange calls ... earlier, the Snow Maiden told us the address, and this itself fell right into our hands (pulls out a crow's feather from his bosom)

ALESH: Wow! And I have the same! (pulls out feathers)

ILYA: And now the chicken legs have appeared, now let's check who is waiting for us there ...

(leave, Oriental music sounds, Baba Yaga comes out dancing, dragging the throne of D.M.)

SANTA CLAUS: I admire you, I admire you, but I can’t stop admiring!

BABA YAGA. Do you know, my friend, what kind of New Year's gift I want to receive ...

SANTA CLAUS: Ask for whatever you want!!!

(doorbell)

BABA YAGA. Sleep, my friend, ... you are tired ... (effect, D.M. falls into a chair)

(shouting) I now ... just powder my nose ... (runs backstage)

(doorbell) Santa Claus snores

(doorbell) D.M. wakes up, staggering, goes to open,

the creak of an opening door.

ALL: Is this the Chicken Leg Palace?

SANTA CLAUS: No!... joke... I don't know...

ALL: Ah-ah-ah-ah...

SANTA CLAUS: All to us?

ALL: Yes!

a haunting melody sounds the heroes stand up one by one, sway to the sides

D.M. shakes his head, squeezes his hands, the Bogatyrs stop.

the music stops

SANTA CLAUS: The problem is with me! Ouch! Yes, they are rich! (hugs) Ilyusha! Dobrynushka! Alyoshka! All here! … And what am I doing here?

ALESH: So you fell in love, you went to get married.

ILYA: Only your Queen Shamakhanskaya actually turned out to be Baba Yaga.

DOBRNYA: She bewitched you. Look. (showing feathers)

SANTA CLAUS: Yes. yes, yes, I remember something now ... We need to run away from here!

Baba Yaga appears, the heroes close D.M.

BABA YAGA. Santas! (Effect)

ALL: Queen! (freeze)

SANTA CLAUS: My kitty, I have long wanted to tell you ... One look from your beautiful eyes ...

snowmen run. Effect.

SNOW MAIDEN: I, too, from this look somehow feel uncomfortable!

SNOW MAIDEN: We won't give up our Santa Clauses, but you're done!

Snow Maidens sneeze. B.Ya. blows on a chair.

SNOW MAIDEN: I'm holding her, put glasses on the heroes! ( Snow Maidens put on glasses)BABA YAGA. Realized, snow matryoshkas! OK!

Fast music is playing. B.Ya. breaks out, the chase begins, D.M. alive, blind, SANTA CLAUS: Bay adversaries!

(heroes beat each other, snow maidens push B.Ya. into a bag, the music is cut off. Bogatyrs take off glasses)

SANTA CLAUS: So who is the first hero in Rus'?

ALL: WE!

SANTA CLAUS: Thank you, relatives for your help, it would be hard for me to cope alone! And dedomorozovsky bow to your snow maidens and respect. Always glad to see you, I look forward to visiting!

SNOW MAIDEN: And for us, Grandfather, it's time to go to the fabulous forest, the New Year will come soon, and so many things have not been redone! And New Year's thanks to the heroes from me! After all, if it wasn't for you...

ALESH: Yes, what is there!

ILYA: Always ready to stand up for mother truth...

DOBRNYA: But it’s good, and home, otherwise our wives, beauties, have been waiting for us.

SCENE 14 "FATHER FROST AND NEW YEAR"

New Year's melody sounds Santa Claus enters the stage, while he is speaking his words, a Crow appears on the stage with a children's basket, rushes about, puts the basket under the Christmas tree.

SANTA CLAUS: How good it is to return to the native forest! .. Only boring .. and nothing came of the wedding. The problem with these women...

(baby crying)

SANTA CLAUS: What do we have here? (looks under the tree) Ouch! what a pretty one!

(displays the New Year)

Well here it is, 2013! You have 365 days ahead of you. A lot of work. Now I will introduce you to everyone. All your 12 months are sitting here, all 365 days. Let's meet January. First row, from 1st to 10th place - stand up, please ... The first ten days, from January 1 to January 10 ... don’t remember them at all., Nobody remembers them. Thanks, have a seat. Next ... February ... 14. Stand, please, 2nd row, 14th place. What is your name?............ Here is the New Year, this year everyone will be given not valentines, but ………… And 23rd place? February 23 will be the same (masculine) ... for all men (affectionate) ... March ... what do we have in March? Correct March 8, the best day for our women. Stand up, please, 3rd row 8th place. Oh look, it's actually Women's Day! (These are the men who should give you gifts). What about April 1st? Stand up, please, 4th row, 1st place.

are you a funny person? You just have to be funny and cheerful this year!

And now we will ask you to go up 8th row, 2nd place. Meet - this is the day of the paratrooper. Remember it in person! …. Well, everything seems to be ... Then nothing special. I'll tell you about the other days later. But the most important days of the year are December from 20 to 31! These are holy people! because it's New Year's Eve!

New Year's melody sounds, Santa Claus and the New Year are leaving

SCENE 15 "12 SYMBOLS"

Christmas music sounds the table is laid on the stage, the heroes come out.

DOBRNYA: Hey wives, we're a little late, don't swear...

ALESH: Mistresses ... ( look back)

ILYA: And where are our Snow Maidens? ..

DOBRNYA: (finds a note) A note ... "Guys, we decided to make ourselves a present and left for the New Year in Turkey ..."

ALESH: They decided to give themselves a gift! Yes, they gave us a gift!

DOBRNYA: Wait… “Happy Holidays! But remember: the New Year will not come if you do not remember the 12 symbols of the New Year.

ILYA: Yes, what symbols! What are you? Tomorrow we sit in my car and go to the bathhouse... (dancing)

DOBRNYA: Postscript: Ilya, I see how you dance, I took the keys to the car and the bathhouse with me ... Listen, what if the truth does not come? What we shall do?

ILYA: We need to set the table!
ALESH: so his wives covered all his life, let's remember what they did there ...

ILYA: First you need to cut the bread ... How to cut the bread, along or across?

DOBRNYA: What are you! This is a holiday - triangles ...

(1 strike of chimes)

ALL: Works!

ALESH: Maybe spread the sausage like a fan?

(2 one strike chimes)

DOBRNYA: Remembered! It is necessary to smear every second glass with lipstick ...

ILYA: Smear everything, by the end of the evening everyone will be smeared ...

(3 chimes)

ALESH: Where will we smoke? On the street?

ALL 2: First, yes.

(4 chimes)

ILYA: We still need to free one bed in the bedroom ...

ALL 2: why?

ILYA: We will fold our clothes up to the top, and then someone will come alone, pull like that ... and she - bams - fell!

(5 chimes)

DOBRNYA: We need to put pillows from the sofa on top of each other ...

ALL 2: why?

DOBRNYA: Well, so that people would not sit like this, but at least like this (shows)

(6 chimes)

ALESH: I'll bring my cat...

ALL 2: why?

ALESH: Well, it will be New Year's rain yum, yum, yum, and then we will pull it out of it ...

(freeze, no beat)

DOBRNYA: Thank you, no need for a cat ...

ILYA: Guys, what kind of music will we put on?

DOBRNYA: What? It's the New Year! We'll put up a mirage!
(7 chimes)

ALESH: Everything is ready, but you know, something is missing ... these colored circles ...

ILYA: Forgot to clap (clapperboard)

(8 chimes)

DOBRNYA: And I’ll sing, it’s necessary to creak on my teeth ...

(9 chimes)

ALESH: And you also need to come up with a funny poem and send it to all your friends ...

ILYA: What to come up with, I already got one ( takes out the phone) We pick it up and send it...

(10 chimes)

ILYA: And my wife takes some piece of paper, writes, then once - into champagne and drinks ...

(11 chimes)

(laughter, then silence, everyone writes, sets fire, throws into a glass, raises)

ALESH: Well, let's… (Waiting for a hit, silence)

ILYA: Oh, they forgot something, something is missing!

DOBRNYA: Not something, but someone! Friends forgot to invite!

(to the peals of the chimes, all the participants of the performance enter the stage)

Snow Maidens are the first to approach the microphone

SNOW MAIDEN: May your soul burst with happiness every day in the New Year, SNOW MAIDEN: May the smile never leave your face

SNOW MAIDEN: let all your wallets burst from an overabundance of money, and your apartment expands, like the Universe.

ALL: Happy New Year!

vocalists come out - children
1st: We wish you all the joys in the world on these very bright and kind holidays.

2nd: May joy and happiness always be with you.

3rd: Let boredom, tears and trouble forever remain in the old year.

ALL: And we wish you health for a hundred years ahead!

Grandmothers Ezhki, Crow come out.
BABA YAGA. We wish you to have more white, little mice in the New Year.

BABA YAGA. You understand: a well-fed snake is a satisfied snake.

CROW. And that means you will have everything in chocolate! No thanks needed.

ALL: Happy New Year!
vocalists come out - adults
1st: It is customary at the end of each year to forget failures and troubles and to place great hopes on the coming year.

2nd: We propose to break this tradition in 2013!

3rd: When loved ones are healthy, career is successful, loans are repaid, family is happy...

ALL:You don't want to forget anything!

the wives of the heroes come out
1st: Are you waiting for a miracle in the New Year?

2nd: Don't wait, it won't come to you.

3rd: Why? Yes, simply because we have it now!

1st: But don't worry, we ship it to you! (air kiss).

2nd: Don't lose it on your way home...

3rd: And in the New Year you will definitely have a miracle!

ALL: Congratulations!

dance bands come out
1st: Let the New Year's wind of inspiration

Our magic dance will bring you,
2nd: Which of all, without any doubt

It will amaze you with its beauty.
3rd: It will have a crown of snow in the morning,

Intertwined with the sunrise
4th: And we will learn this dance with you,

Congratulations to the whole planet

ALL: Happy New Year!
Bogatyrs come out
1st: If you need an excuse to gather all your friends together and stay up all night - so here it is - the New Year is on the nose!

2nd: Wait, we are coming to you! We will congratulate you all night, until the morning and launch fireworks into the sky!

3rd: And find someone sleeping under your tree.

ALL: Happy New Year, Ust-Pristan!
Father Frost, Snow Maiden, New Year come out.
SANTA CLAUS:

Skies sagged with snow
We expect miracles at midnight
They will start to happen, like in a fairy tale.
Only a few minutes left
The Old Year will end its journey,
And the New will spin us in a new dance!
SNOW MAIDEN:

Let's believe in miracles
Well, at least for a moment, for half an hour! -
After all, this is happiness! Happiness inspires!
To the sound of chimes over the country
We continue the path of the earth,
And may it come true that everyone will guess!
SANTA CLAUS:

Are we realists or not? -
Dawn follows night
And there he will take the day into his arms.
SNOW MAIDEN:

And days will run after days,
We are all born to be happy! -
Who's in line for happiness?

ALL: We are behind them!

ALL: ALL: ALL: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Methodical development

for the preparation of the New Year's theatrical performance for children

teacher-organizer, director

St. Petersburg

Introduction

The term "holiday" and its equivalents in different languages ​​belong to the vocabulary of everyday speech and sometimes act as terms of a "service" nature. However, any festive event is experienced by people in a special emotional way, dictates to them a different way of behavior and activity than during weekdays, assuming direct participation in the celebration. Holidays open up space for creativity for children, give birth to bright feelings, noble impulses in the soul of a child, bring up the ability to live in a team, spiritually enrich the mind and heart. Here, the question of the perception of the holiday not only as a form of leisure, but also as a cultural and educational phenomenon that contributes to the development of the individual, is extremely relevant, therefore, children's holidays include educational moments and cognitive tasks: contests and riddles that contribute to the development of imagination, logical thinking or attention. The special pedagogical value of children's holidays lies in the fact that they can help a young person realize the best that is in him, since the celebration process itself is personally significant for him, causing positively colored emotional experiences and creating a unique system of creative interaction between children and adults. . The task of the teacher is to make this very process of celebration interesting and informative, filling it with artistic content, which is embodied in music, in song, and poetry.

One of the components of any celebration or celebration is a theatrical spectacle. The teacher-organizer today should be able not only to organize an event, but also to be its director, who knows the basics of screenwriting and theatricalization.

Theatricalization- organization of material (documentary and artistic) and audience (verbal, physical and artistic activation) within the framework of the holiday according to the laws of drama on the basis of a specific eventfulness that gives rise to the psychological need of the collective community to realize the festive situation. To dramatize material means to express its content by means of the theater, and not to retell it.

New Year is a calendar and ritual holiday, it influences the formation of children's attitude to the holiday as a wonderful, joyful event; emotional development of children. In developing a New Year's performance, it is necessary to find those techniques that will help the young viewer understand the information, while not destroying the atmosphere, mood, sense of complicity and immersion in the world of heroes. This is a creative way of bringing the script to an artistic figurative form of presentation, through a system of pictorial, expressive and allegorical means. Here the most important tool is figurativeness, which allows to show this or that event in action, build an internal scenario logic and select means of artistic expression. Symbol, allegory and metaphor are the leading expressive means that create a special language of theatricalization.

Creating a mass performance, the teacher should strive to stimulate the imagination of young viewers with enlarged stage symbols that most fully reflect the essence of theatricalization. The symbol in translation from Greek means a sign. It includes: a sign, a label, a brand, a seal, a password, a number, a dash, a signal, a motto, a slogan, an emblem, a monogram, a coat of arms, a cipher, a brand, a label, an imprint, a scar, a label, typos, a scar, and the like. The Greek verb has the same root, meaning: “I compare”, “I consider”, “I conclude”, “I agree”. The etymology of these Greek words indicates the coincidence of two planes of reality.

Allegory (Greek "allegory") is a technique or type of figurativeness, the basis of which is allegory - the imprinting of a speculative idea in a specific life image. The connection between image and meaning is established in allegory by analogy (for example, the lion as the personification of strength, etc.). Many allegorical images came to us from Greek or Roman mythology: Mars is an allegory of war, Themis is an allegory of justice; the snake wrapped around the bowl is a symbol of medicine. Particular attention to allegorical images should be paid precisely when preparing the script for the New Year's theatrical performance, because. This technique is most actively used in fables and fairy tales: cunning is shown in the form of a fox, greed - in the guise of a wolf, deceit - in the form of a snake, stupidity - in the form of a donkey, etc. In folk tales, proverbs and sayings, on the one hand, moral commandments are laid down, on the other hand, various advice, instructions, i.e. rules of conduct on weekdays and holidays. In the minds of listeners, all parable images familiar from childhood are allegories - personifications, they are so firmly entrenched in our minds that they are perceived as alive.

Metaphor is a very important means of emotional impact. The construction of a metaphor is based on the principle of comparing an object with some other object on the basis of a common feature for them. There are three types of metaphors:

1. Metaphors of comparison, in which an object is directly compared with another object (“grove colonnade”);

2. Metaphors of a riddle in which an object is replaced by another object (“beating hooves on frozen keys” - instead of “on cobblestones”);

3. Metaphors in which the properties of other objects are attributed to an object (“poisonous look”, “life burned out”).

In colloquial language, we hardly notice the use of metaphors; they have become habitual in communication (“life has passed by”, “time flies”). Metaphor is active in artistic creation. It promotes creative imagination and is used precisely as a means of constructing stage images. Any metaphor is designed for non-literal perception and requires the viewer to be able to understand and feel the figurative-emotional effect it creates.

Use of a symbol, metaphor, allegory, etc. in theatricalization, this is an urgent need, born in the process of solving new problems, but at the same time it is just a technique, and any technique is good when it is not noticed. The spectator should perceive not the technique, not the form, but through the technique and the form - to understand the content and, perceiving it, should not notice the means that convey this content to his consciousness. It must be remembered that all means of allegory must be inextricably linked with the life experience of its real audience, conditioned by this experience. Therefore, when working on a script for a New Year's theatrical performance for children, one should not get carried away with too complex semantic colors.

The main task of the screenwriter when working on the New Year's theatrical performance is to determine the scenario and semantic core and the compositional alignment of the entire program. At the same time, it is important to remember the main law of artistic expediency, which requires the justification for the appearance of a hero, game, number.

In theatricalization, as in a special kind of art, the most important component of mass performance comes to the fore - the spectator, the collective hero. He longs for such a mass action that would force him, associatively to be a participant in the performance, to be included in it. Children involved in the holiday show fiction; find the old in the new, the new in the old; well perform someone else's plan, but also know how to update the idea.

Activation of the audience is a specific feature of the scenarios of theatrical performances and holidays. And it's not just about children. A child lives in every person until his very old age, every person, consciously or not, yearns to return to childhood and therefore loves to play. The task of a theatrical performance is to awaken in a person his childish fantasy, naivety, spontaneity, to create conditions for the revival of his game beginning in an adult. The game brings up a creative attitude to reality. At the center of the game is a pre-planned event, the essence of which is struggle, i.e. conflict. Cultivating a "creative attitude to reality" is especially important in working with children. That is why all children's holidays must necessarily carry a playful beginning, must be decided on the participation of the viewer in action. The task of the screenwriter and director of the New Year's performance is to turn the audience into participants in the action, and to do it subtly and skillfully. To create such conditions in which the young spectator himself will join the action with pleasure.

There are two well-known methods of working with the audience - the “lure” technique and the “provocation” technique. Enticing the viewer into the action begins with an invitation card, with the design of the approach to the scene. Creating an atmosphere helps to remove the barrier between the stage and the audience. This helps the viewer to get rid of the usual psychology of the “person from the outside”, to feel personal involvement. An example of a provocation are all kinds of tasks offered to the audience. Participants of the holiday - adults and children, performing simple creative tasks, performing elements of ritual and game festive actions, jointly satisfy the needs for communication, subordinate relations. Such relationships at the holiday implement the function of meeting the needs of participants in collective relationships, "reasonably indulgent", because no one condemns anyone for the inaccuracy of completing tasks or for the lack of the necessary forces, no grades are given here, but a field of mutual assistance and mutual support is created.

Activation stirs up the audience's interest in the action, but the activation itself must be clearly thought out and in the case when the audience gets bored at the moment of activation, a protracted or unsuccessful action should be quickly curtailed. Passion for improvisation can also “blur” the performance, destroy its integrity. The more improvised, more random the external manifestation of the action, the more professional, thoughtful should be the preparation for its service.

Studying the experience of organizing holidays, we can distinguish the following stages of work on the presentation:

Stage I - preliminary planning. Even at the end of the academic year in institutions of additional education, an action plan for the next year is formed and approved. When forming a plan, it is necessary to determine in advance the theme of each event, including the New Year's performance.

Stage II - work on the script. Every script starts with an idea. The process of developing an idea is diverse and everyone has their own. Despite the subjectivity of this process, there are common features and patterns. Work on the script should begin with the selection of artistic, literary and documentary material. Perhaps the germ of the idea is formed already at the first reading of the tale or in the process of studying historical facts about the holiday. There is an emotional premonition of the primary intention. Then comes the gestation stage. During the maturation of the concept, one can begin to think about how to transform everything analyzed into the original stage form. After, so to speak, the idea is ready, the director outlines the remaining components of the compositional construction of the holiday and the organizational and technical aspects of the staging process. All this work, these searches are fixed in the director's project of the future performance. The image-plan includes a vision of the future event. It is the idea that determines the content (theme, idea), form, composition, tempo-rhythm, stage atmosphere, space design, etc. The born ideological concept is embodied in the artistic and figurative solution of the entire performance, reflecting the main idea that the author wants to convey, to convey through the holiday to the viewer. In turn, the scenario course of the event is formed from the artistic and figurative solution, and, finally, its stage embodiment is manifested in the form of a directorial and staging technique. None of these elements is possible without the previous one. Only their consistent, logical mutual arrangement creates what is ultimately called the image of the holiday. Having selected the necessary material that meets the criteria of the idea and "works" for it, the screenwriter creates a literary work - the script - using the editing method. Thus, the teacher presents a draft of his own solution for a future performance, a future event.

Stage III - the process of rehearsals and staging as a whole. In this work, the director must find a specific stage expression for each event, episode, adjust the entire composition of the performance in accordance with the idea and decision, reveal in detail the characteristics of the characters, and all this must be conveyed to the team, the actors in an accessible and understandable concrete form.

Stage III - a preliminary acquaintance of children with the holiday. When the script is ready, the children are told about the upcoming holiday, it is explained what kind of holiday it is and what it is dedicated to. At this stage, children should understand their tasks, realize their role in the process of preparing and holding a holiday, so that in the course of learning poems, staging dances, preparing the hall, they see, understand why they are doing it.

Stage IV - holding a holiday.

Stage VI - summing up. Children's memory for a long time keeps bright, joyful, vivid impressions with which the holiday is rich. And the task of adults at this stage is to “attach” to these memories the skills, abilities and knowledge that children received at the holiday and in the process of preparing it. To do this, conversations are held in which children remember what they liked, with the help of adults, the most important and most important thing in the holiday is highlighted, incomprehensible moments are explained.

Stage VII - the aftereffect of the holiday. At this stage, the most meaningful and colorful impressions related to the theme of the holiday are fixed, they are captured in drawings, photographs, videos, etc. With regard to the team of preparators of the performance and the organizing teacher in particular, this is the stage of analyzing and identifying the weaknesses and strengths of the script in order to improve their future work.

A successful celebration for children is determined, first of all, by a well-thought-out scenario. It should be moderately saturated with spectacles and performances, and most importantly, be interesting in its action.

This melodic development presents an example of a script for a New Year's holiday, a theatrical performance "The Christmas tree lights up the lights."

Target presentation:

The development of children's creative abilities through vigorous activity in preparation for the New Year's holiday, broadening their horizons, training ingenuity, dexterity, fostering responsibility and friendliness.

Tasks:

Education of skills and habits of a culture of behavior in society, a sense of collectivity and camaraderie.

Modeling a positive psycho-emotional state

Formation of the foundations of a respectful attitude to the traditions of their people.

Revival of the traditions of Russian fairy tales.

Identification of interests and requests of children.

Result of carrying out:

In the process of preparing and holding the holiday, the children revealed their creative potential.

Participation in team competitions contributed to the development of communication skills.

Additional knowledge about the traditions of Russian festivities was obtained.

A positive interest in the heroes of Russian fairy tales is revealed.

The cultural needs of children have been formed and satisfied, the zone of their creative possibilities and range of interests have been expanded.

Scenario of the New Year's theatrical performance

"Christmas Tree Lights Up"

Before the start of the performance, songs about winter, Russian folk melodies are heard in the hall. On the walls are congratulations and wishes for the new year. In the center of the hall is a Christmas tree. The light is calm, moderate.

The call signs of a famous children's song sound. A cheerful buffoon runs out. Speaking introductory words, he gathers all the children in a circle.

buffoon: Come on the left
Come to the right
We start songs, games and fun.
Gather, people, celebrate the New Year!

Hey boys! Hey girls!
What are you standing on the sidelines?
Don't be shy friend
Get faster in a circle!

Let's arrange a show for old songs.
Let anyone and everyone know:
They are waiting for you on the tree
Interesting games, wonderful fun,
Prizes and gifts in bags of bright
And to everyone's surprise - a merry New Year's Eve
Performance.
The best and most remote,
Who is an expert to play, dance,
Will be in the festive finale
Santa Claus to give prizes!

Don't waste a minute
Come to us soon
Let cheerful laughter and jokes
All are distributed more friendly.

Circle ready

And for those who are this tall (shows)
And those who are many years old
We are ready to repeat a hundred times:
"Hello Hello hello!"

Guys, let's greet each other! Hello!

Children: Hello!

buffoon: Hello parents, grandparents!

Children: Hello!

Parents: Hello! (if they don’t answer well, the buffoon cheers them up)

buffoon: To our teachers.....

Children: Hello!

Teachers: Hello!

buffoon: Joy lit up their faces.
Well, that's the turn.
You and me say together!

Children: Hello, hello New Year!

buffoon: I have no doubt that you were all preparing for the New Year. Ready?

Children: Yes!

buffoon: Good! Do you know how to dance?

Children: Yes!

buffoon: Then let's dance the most New Year's dance - polka "We celebrate the new year."

Buffoon teaches dance moves with children. Everyone dances together. At the end of the dance, a melody from the cartoon "The Bremen Town Musicians" sounds - "We stopped by for an hour." Under the melody of the song, the Monkey appears in the hall. Tourist attributes are hung on it: a camera, a camera, a telephone.

A monkey: I am a beautiful monkey -

Foreign citizen.
Lived with you for a whole year
You have to hand over the cases!

I will only hand over the symbol of the year ...
I want to go home!
The baby lives in Africa
He calls me home.

The sound of a phone call is heard.

A monkey: Yes! Chi-Chi, is that you? I'm back in Russia for the Christmas tree.

A monkey:(to children) My kid - monkeys do not know what a Christmas tree is ... (into the phone) Christmas tree - there is a palm tree with leaves from the ground!

A monkey: No! (to children) Help explain what a Christmas tree is!

The monkey holds out the phone in front of him. Children begin to tell, explain on the phone what a Christmas tree is.

buffoon: Guys, let's sing about our Christmas tree. Then maybe Chi-Chi the monkey will understand us.

Musical introduction. Children sing the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."

A monkey: Thank you guys! (into phone) See you soon Chi-Chi! (to children) Well, to whom should I hand over my affairs? Chi-Chi waited for a whole year ...

buffoon: Guys, the symbol of the outgoing year was a monkey, and the new year 2017 - what symbol?

New Year is rushing to us
The spurs are bright as a shield.
red scallop
Is he called?...

Children: Cockerel!

A monkey:(shouts) Cockerel on the Christmas tree to us,
I will give him a symbol!

buffoon: Where can you find him now, Petushka? You need to know where he lives ... (to children) Children, where does the Cockerel live, in what fairy tales?

Children remember in which fairy tales the Cockerel is found.

buffoon: Well done boys. How many fairy tales remembered! I'll go and call all the fairy tales, find out where the Cockerel is now.

A melody from the movie "Pinocchio" is heard. Fox enters the room.

Fox: (buffoon) Where, iris, are you going?

buffoon: For the Rooster.

Fox: Why do you need him?

buffoon: We all need him.

Fox: No, there are a lot of people, not enough for everyone.

A monkey: What is not enough?

Fox: There is not enough food for everyone. Even for a small piece. Whose will you be, quick-witted?

A monkey: I am…

Fox: No, I'll eat it, and you gnaw the bones.

buffoon: Lisa, what are you talking about food? Confused quite a foreigner.

A monkey: I am a foreign citizen -
Handsome monkey.

buffoon: This is a symbol of the passing year. She needs the next year - the year of the Rooster, to convey a symbol.

Fox:(to the monkey) Let me introduce myself - Alisa Patrikeevna. The slaughter department of the Sinyavino poultry farm. It was my boss, Petukhov Petr Petrovich, who sent me here to receive symbols from you.

The monkey begins to remove the symbolic ribbon from itself. The fox, worried, begins to help her.

buffoon: Stop, stop, stop.
Why such a commotion?!
There's probably a catch here...
How, Fox, can you prove that the Rooster sent you?

The fox begins to show evidence. Identification of the "Employee of the homicide department", signed by Volk, a kind smile and attitude towards children. Conducts the game How the New Year is Celebrated in Africa.

A monkey:(applauds) Light the Christmas tree. Give symbol.

The fox tries to light the Christmas tree, attracts children to this, but the lights on the Christmas tree do not burn.

buffoon: Probably, this should be done by the Rooster himself. Go, Fox, follow the Rooster. Either bring him, or let him give you his magic power.

The fox leaves.

A monkey: Guys, have you forgotten my dance that we learned at the beginning of the year?

The monkey is learning the dance moves. Children are dancing dance "Bananas, coconuts". The Rooster runs into the hall, screaming, running among the children, trying to hide.

Rooster: Guard! Save! Will catch up! Grab! Drag! Pinch! Soup is cooking! Eat raw! There are a lot of people, there is no one to protect!

The buffoon walks behind the rooster in bewilderment and tries to find out what happened.

buffoon: What happened? Who will catch up? Who will drag? Who will grab?
Wait.... Calm down...

The rooster does not calm down.

buffoon: Petya, stop!

The rooster falls to the floor in surprise and freezes.

buffoon: What happened, Petya?

The rooster is silent.

buffoon: Petya, what's wrong with you? Don't be afraid, your friends are here.

Rooster:(groans, slowly rolls over, feels himself) Haven't they eaten me yet? I'm alive?

buffoon: Yes, alive, alive! Who were you running from? Who was scared?

Rooster:(suddenly emboldened) Me! Scared?! Yes, I'm not afraid of anyone and I'll scare anyone you want!

A monkey: what a cute parrot

Rooster:(immediately hides under the tree) Ah-ah-ah-ah!

A monkey: What happened to you? Who are you afraid of?

Rooster: No-no-no .... It's me to look at the toys.

buffoon: Guys, do you know who came to us?

Children: Yes, it's a Rooster!

buffoon: This is not a simple cockerel, the new year has come to us! According to the Japanese calendar, 2017 is the year of the rooster. Well, Rooster, we were waiting for you!

Hey guys, widen the circle, all the people are having fun!
Together we will say to the Cockerel:
Hello, hello New Year!

Children: 3 hello, hello, new year!

Rooster: Hello everyone! But if this year is mine, then it must be like me. So, this year everyone should be kind like me... smart like me... cheerful, brave and strong!
(asks Skomorokh, pointing to the Monkey) And who is this?

A monkey: I am a monkey
Foreign citizen.
I lived with you for a year.
Made your people happy.

Rooster: And now it's my turn.
And it will be the best year ever.

Firstly, because I am a local - from the Sinyavino factory. Secondly, because I am a hard worker.

A monkey: What is a hard worker?

Rooster: To be strong and brave
I have to stay awake at night!
Sambo, taekwondo
I study diligently - from and to.
I play football, volleyball and hockey
With physical training, I'm OK.

buffoon: I think the guys deserve you. Look how strong, well, children, show your muscles to Cockerel.

Children show their strength. The buffoon, and especially the Cockerel, check the muscles, measure their strength.

buffoon: That's how strong! And this is because they do exercises every morning.

Rooster: I also do exercises in the morning. Like this! (jumps onto a chair)
Ku-ka-re-ku! Come on, music, play the march! Everything is in place - step march!

New Year's march sounds. The rooster is doing exercises with the guys.

Rooster: One two three four....
Breathe deeply....
Shoulders wider...
Everyone sat down....
Everyone got up...
Sat down again...
We got up again...
Get ready for jumps, but not low ones, but high ones ...
Well, if you're not tired!
Everyone was running...

Charging is repeated 2 times.

Rooster: 3dorovo, so much strength immediately increased, anyone can be defeated.

(performs karate exercises) I-I-I!

Lisa entered the room without being noticed. She has elements of the Rooster's clothing in her hands.

Fox: I! I! What are you, a killer whale? ...

Rooster:(not noticing Lisa continues to do the exercises) I!-I! (he saw, his voice faded) I .... I .... (heart-rendingly) Ka-ra-ul! Run away whoever! Hide! (again begins to rush about near the children, between the Christmas tree and Skomorokh)

buffoon: Calm down, Cockerel, no one will offend you here.

Fox: But why is everything for some and nothing for others? Why am I worse than him? I am beautiful, affectionate, kind, welcoming ... And the New Year is either a monkey or a rooster! Why is my year missing?

Rooster: Because you are red!

Fox: He is also ill-mannered, calling names! Which one is New Years? He can't do anything!

Rooster: Ah-ah-ah-ah ... that's what I can do!

Fox: Well, what can you do?!

Rooster: I can sing! Ku-ka-re-ku... Khe-khe...

Fox: So, with singing clear. So I know the games ... You will fall from the fun! For example: who opens his mouth wider.

A monkey: Why open your mouth?

Rooster: Even uncomfortable in front of foreign nationals

Fox: Well, then who will pick more toys from the Christmas tree!

A monkey: Oh no!

Fox: But my favorite game is tag-tag! Come on, Monkey, come on, whoever catches up with the rooster faster and plucks!

The monkey, which at first stood at the start, was taken aback and remained standing still, and the Fox chased the Rooster. The rooster, running behind the tree, runs out of the circle.

buffoon: Guys, hold hands tightly, don't let Lisa break through our circle.

passes game "I won't let go", The fox runs inside the circle and tries to break it. Finally Lisa got tired.

buffoon: No, Lisa, your games do not suit us.

Rooster:(embarrassed) Ku-ka-re-ku! I carry a scythe on my shoulders, I want to cut the fox! Get out, Fox, get out!

Fox: Oh, scared!

buffoon: Guys, let's arrange thunder and lightning for Lisa - drive her away from our holiday. Stomp your feet!

All children stomp their feet. The fox runs away.

Rooster: Thank you very much guys. You are so friendly, you saved me from Lisa!

A monkey: Unpredictable Russian games. And only the children remain friendly.

buffoon: The holiday is coming, but the Christmas tree does not burn, does not sparkle. Cockerel, help us light the Christmas tree.

Rooster: And how is it done?

A monkey: We do it together. One, two, three - Christmas tree burn!

Rooster: How is that?

buffoon: Yes, it's simple: one, two, three - burn the Christmas tree!

Children repeat the words several times. The tree lights up. The monkey conveys the symbolism to the Rooster. The rooster, ignoring the symbolism, walks around the Christmas tree, admires its lights

buffoon: What kind of Christmas tree do we have?
With garlands, balls!
Visit us at a fun hour
Come have fun with us!

Guys, let's sing the song "It's cold in the winter for a little Christmas tree"!

Children sing a song. The melody of a waltz sounds. Projected snowflakes are flying along the darkened walls of the hall, stars are shining.

A monkey: What? What happened?

Rooster: Spinning, spinning...

buffoon: It's snowstorms rising from the bed
Escorted on the road
Snow daughter - dear Snow Maiden.
The snowier than the clouds below
The Snow Maiden is getting closer.
Past villages, forests, country roads
She hurries to us at the Christmas tree.
Her gentle tenderness
Her bright ladyship
Her merry majesty - the Snow Maiden!

The Snow Maiden appears. A circle of light leads her through the hall. Dancing around the Christmas tree, the Snow Maiden showers characters and children with tinsel. The music stops.

Snow Maiden: 3 hello kids
Girls and boys!

Children: Hello!

Snow Maiden: I am happy to meet you
I'm among friends again
Let the Christmas tree shine
A garland of lights!
Our holiday will be wonderful,
I brought you again
Lots of dancing, lots of songs
Do not sing and dance for everyone!

A monkey: What is - to dance? Gift?

Rooster: Santa Claus distributes gifts, and the Snow Maiden dances and sings.

Snow Maiden: Let's guys dance my favorite dance.

The Snow Maiden explains the movements dance "Cossack". Children and characters dance.

A monkey: I really liked your country. I completed my mission. I need to go home. Where can I buy a souvenir - a Christmas tree?

Snow Maiden: Santa Claus is in charge of gifts and souvenirs. Now I know where he is.

Dials a number on a mobile phone. The howl of wind and blizzard sounds.

Snow Maiden: Bad connection.

Rooster: The phone is bad. (takes out a rotary phone made of huge foam rubber from under the wing) Mine takes it everywhere! (into phone) Ku-ka-re-ku, Santa Claus!

The soundtrack of the march sounds. Santa Claus enters the hall to applause, passes around the Christmas tree, greeting the children.

Father Frost: Here I come today
To visit loved ones.
Dear Masha, Bones,
Cornflowers, Natasha, Gali -
Everyone gathered in the hall
Happy New Year!

Children: Thank you!

Father Frost: Happy New Year at a good hour.
I came to congratulate you!
I've traveled half the universe
I've even been in space
But, frankly,
I haven't forgotten you anywhere.
I'm glad to see you again
Happy holiday, my friends!

Children: Thank you!

Father Frost: Well done! The Christmas tree was decorated, dressed up. Didn't New Year come to you?

buffoon: There he is, hiding behind the tree.

Santa Claus is looking for the Rooster, the children show him where he is hiding.

Father Frost: Oh you scoundrel!

Snow Maiden: Grandpa, here the Monkey is in a hurry to go home.

Rooster: Santa Claus, Santa Claus, what did you bring to the guys?

Father Frost: The hills are steep, the sledges are dashing,
Dances, round dance,
To make the little people laugh!

Santa Claus spends with children game "Snowballs". The heroes invite the children to imagine that there is a lot of snow around them, from which they make snowballs and throw them at each other. Imagination game.

Snow Maiden: Santa Claus, Santa Claus, what else have you brought us.

Father Frost: He brought various gifts,
Entertaining and excellent

(To the monkey) And here is a gift for you (gives a gift)

Thank you for the past year.

A monkey: Goodbye, guys. (leaves)

Rooster: Santa Claus, Santa Claus, what else have you brought us?

Father Frost: I have a lot of fun
Ready to show for kids.
Are there athletes among you?
Come on, who's going to overtake me?

Santa Claus plays with children "Running Race". They put a chair with their back to the Christmas tree - this is the start and finish. Santa Claus and the runner must run two laps around the Christmas tree and sit on a chair. Whoever did it first, he won. The last to race with Santa Claus is one of the teachers or parents.

Father Frost: I see a lot of dads and moms that came to the Christmas tree to us.
There is a grandmother and grandfather, from me to you all hello!
New Year's joy for all,
Children should be congratulated.
Well, guys, start and repeat after me:
"Moms, dads - congratulations, we wish you much happiness,
Dear you for us, we love, we love you very much!
Too bad we can't hug everyone.
We will dance for you!

buffoon: Guys, wider circle!
Santa Claus, stand in a circle.
The circle, guys, is not good - narrow.
Since we are sleeping now
Fast dance Russian!

Rooster: Hands on the hips, oh, you go.
Have fun honest people
Cheerful grandfather is famously dancing
Near the Christmas tree is thick.

Father Frost: And for me, this is very simple,
Oh, the soul is ninety years younger!

All the characters together with the children dance Russian folk dance "Lady"

Father Frost: Oh, I'm hot, oh, I'll melt!

Snow Maiden: Guys, let's wave our hands, blow on Santa Claus, make him a blizzard.

Children blow on Santa Claus. The sound of a blizzard is heard.

buffoon: Grandpa, sit down and rest. We will sing a song for you.

Children sing the song "Oh, what a good, kind Santa Claus"

Snow Maiden: Grandpa, look at the boys' costumes. How beautiful and elegant they are.

Father Frost: I see! I see!

I'm happy to announce now
Our cheerful march parade,
New Year's Masquerade!
Everyone lined up as they should!

Buffoon, Rooster and Snow Maiden line up children in costumes closer to the Christmas tree in the first circle.

Father Frost: Is everything ready for the parade?
We begin the march-parade, the New Year's masquerade!

Under the solemn march and applause, the costumed group goes in a circle. Santa Claus and his assistants give them souvenirs and sweets.

Rooster: Grandfather would have played a game, amused the kids.

Father Frost: Well, I'm always happy to play.
I'll take care of the guys.
Come on guys
Let's play hide and seek.

Santa Claus leads, closes his eyes, and the heroes help the children hide behind Santa Claus. Santa Claus opens his eyes and finds no one. But, going around the Christmas tree, Santa Claus saw a tail from a living train and finds everyone. The clock sounds.

buffoon:(against the background of the clock) Well, friends, it's time to say goodbye

With the December wind flew to us ...

buffoon: And again we say: "Goodbye!"
To my good and big friends!

Rooster: We don't want to part

Today we have a fun holiday ...

Snow Maiden: But over time, we must reckon
Goodbye friends, goodbye!

Father Frost: We guys played
Noise in this room.
Now get into the locomotive...
Santa Claus will take you for gifts.

Children are built behind Santa Claus in the "engine". To the tune of the song "Blue Wagon" Santa Claus takes the children out of the hall.

Conclusion

Theatricalization in the field of cultural and leisure activities is developing in two main directions. The first is associated with its recreational function (balls, masquerades, carnivals), the second is associated with the transformation of life into an artistic value by creating an artistic image on its basis. Every adult, as the most precious memories, keeps the impressions received in childhood during the holiday. The need for a holiday is a person’s need for the “joy of being” shared with others. A holiday is a complex, multifaceted, developing phenomenon, it is of great importance for a person’s life, and a children’s holiday is one of the brightest moments in a child’s life , which can also serve as a tool in the education, upbringing and formation of the child's personal qualities. Decoration, colors, fireworks are not yet theatrical. Therefore, you need to look for a capacious image - a generalization that emotionally reveals the meaning of the New Year's performance through expressive means.

Holding this event promotes communication and has a beneficial effect on the development of mental processes: memory, attention, creates an excellent situation for the development of the child's speech, his musical and choreographic abilities, for consolidating the knowledge gained in various classes, but most importantly - contributes to his moral education.

List of used literature

Vershkovsky E.V. Directing club mass performances, L. G. I. K., 1977.

Konovich A.A. Theatrical holidays and rituals in the USSR, M, 1990

Pronina I.N. The phenomenon of the holiday in the context of national culture. Mordovian state. un-t. Saransk, 2001.

SCENARIO
"NEW YEAR REMIX"
28.12.16

The curtain is closed, the sound is like rewinding a film, frames of different cartoons flash on the screen, voice-overs ...

(a frame with heroes flashes, we return it back) … but you can try this…(we leave the picture with three heroes on the screen, heroic music sounds).

Their agility is legendary! You know their enemies by sight! Millions remember their names: Alyosha Popovich, Dobrynya Nikitich, Ilya Muromets! The stories are over! Now they will face the most dangerous and insidious New Year's difficulties! Heroic blockbuster "New Year's Remix"!

BOGATYRS: Everyone stand! Three heroes are working!

SCENE 1 "TWO BABA YAGAS"

the curtain opens, on the stage dance of evil spirits

BABA YAGA. Again, we were not chosen as the main characters! All glory goes to others! We need to change the script.

BABA CARGA. Correctly! We will be heroes! They will recognize us!
BABA YAGA. No tree! Wow, we give!
BABA CARGA. We give! Cancel New Year's Eve!
BABA YAGA. Yes! We are all mabout gem!
BABA CARGA. You are not speaking correctly. Not mabout gem, couldyo m!
BABA YAGA. Mabout gem! Mabout gem!
BABA CARGA. No couldyo m! If you don't believe me, ask someone!
BABA YAGA. Okay! How do you like my costume? True, according to the latest fashion?
BABA CARGA. What did you put on yourself? Let the skirt down...

BABA YAGA. Why are you embarrassing me? A man saw me, immediately smiled ...

BABA CARGA. It was me, as I saw you, I could not stop for a week! So, my outfit is more fashionable!

BABA YAGA. Nonsense! Mine is better!
BABA CARGA. No, mine is better! Ask whoever you want!
BABA YAGA. I see it myself! Mine is better! You will argue - I'll embed!
BABA CARGA. This is how I move you! You will immediately understand that my suit is better!
BABA YAGA. You to me?
BABA CARGA. I to you!
BABA YAGA. It's me like now...(fought , fight to the music )
BABA YAGA. Anyway, I'm prettier than everything!
BABA CARGA. Not prettier, but prettier!
BABA YAGA. No prettier! Ask whoever you want!
CROW appears.

CROW. They all lie! And Baba Yaga and Baba Karga!
BABA CARGA. Shh! Nasty Crow! I'll pluck your tail!
CROW. Catch first! They themselves are terrible, but they climb into beauties! Don't trust them! I am the fairest!
BABA YAGA. You will fall for us!
BABA CARGA. If you are so fair, then tell me which of us is the most beautiful?
CROW. Both are disgusting!
BABA YAGA. Now you tell me which of us is the first! Or you can assume that you no longer have a tail!
CROW. Both pervy!
BABA CARGA. What is it like?
CROW. Prorrrosche prorrrostogo! Both perrrvye from behind! At the end of the list. Which means the latest! So beautiful it's creepy!
BABA YAGA. We run to catch it and pluck the feathers from the tail!

SCENE 2 "TRANSFORMATION"

shouting from backstage

CROW. Help!!! Hooligans lose their tail!!!

grandmas pull the crow onto the stage

BABA YAGA. What were you croaking there? Leave the tail! I will make you beauties!

BABA CARGA. Come on, hurry up, or we'll make soup out of you!

CROW. Don't interfere, let me think!... You need to go north. To the polar garrison Durunduk.
BOTH: What for?
CROW. How much can you walk in girls, marry officers.
BABA YAGA. But who will take us.
CROW. Don't tell me, grandma, don't tell me. It is here that you are Babki-Ezhki, and there you will be Vasilisa the Beautiful.

BOTH: All! The end of you, crow!

CROW. Shut up for a minute! Yep, I remembered! Take a jug, fill it with the tears of your subjects... and turn into beauties... But hurry up! The time is now New Year's Eve, Santa Claus has woken up. Miracles begin. Gifts! Soon your subjects will refuse to roar, everyone will have a New Year's mood ...(flies away)

BOTH: Evil spirits! To me!(vanity, run from one to another, huddle together)

BOTH: Roar!(roar, grandmothers with mugs run, collect tears)

BOTH: Quiet!(everyone falls silent)

BABA CARGA. Who are you most afraid of?
BABA YAGA. Guess.
BABA CARGA. Ilya Muromets.
BABA YAGA. No. Healthy, but lazy and stupid.
BABA CARGA. Dobrynya Nikitich?
BABA YAGA. No. Lots of power, but straight forward.
BABA CARGA. Who?
BABA YAGA. Ivan the peasant son.
BABA CARGA. Why?
BABA YAGA. He's a fool himself, shoots anywhere, kisses frogs. Bespredelschik.

BABA CARGA. So he is not in our fairy tale, which means that there is no one to be afraid of.

BABA YAGA. Come on, pour everything into my mug!(drained) Here and one will not be enough!(drinks, the second takes)

BABA CARGA. You didn't leave me anything? Here I am for you!(hitting the head with a mug, she hiccups)

- ( music that turns into a whirlwind, all evil spirits swirl around Yagi)

(music cuts off abruptly) , in the center Yaga in the form of the Queen of Shamakhan)

ALL: AH!

BABA YAGA. Mirror to me!(looks, grins) And I'm nothing ... there is still something to shock ...

BABA CARGA. Look, do not fill the paths in the forest with sand ...(offended, leaves, takes evil spirits away)

CROW. (appears from behind the stage) Still disgusting!

BABA YAGA. Crow! fly here! What are you talking about Santa Claus? Miracles begin? Santa Claus will give gifts?! So, all miracles and gifts to me! This year the holidays will be just for me! Only this Santa Claus is some kind of muddy type ... Urgently go to the residence of Santa Claus, get out of the feathers, and make him fall in love with me !!!

SCENE 3 "FATHER FROST, SNOW MAIDEN AND A MAGIC CARD"

SANTA CLAUS: Boring! You all sit like this, and the years go by!

SNOW MAIDEN: And you walk around, grandfather, stretch your legs!

SANTA CLAUS: No, it’s not Dedmorozovsky’s business to walk on foot, the forest people will laugh, but the sleigh was handed over for repairs, the deer were not sent for retraining ...

SNOW MAIDEN: And you read the letters. New Year is coming soon, it's time to give gifts to children ...

SANTA CLAUS: You say letters ... Well, bring letters, read, laugh ...

SNOW MAIDEN: Grandpa, shame on you, children write to you ...(brings a box of letters)

SANTA CLAUS: Okay, okay… what do we have here…(is reading)

"Santa Claus! 10 years ago I asked to give me a brother. I asked once, but apparently this letter comes to you every year. Consider it invalid next time…”

“Grandfather, give me strabismus and flat feet. conscript Fedor.

“Santa Claus, for some time now, you, like in the West, began to put gifts in socks. Please don't put candy in daddy's. Don't ask why..."

(while D.M. is reading the letters, a crow appears, follows him as he steps aside and puts an envelope in the box)

SNOW MAIDEN: Shout, shush from here(hijacks a crow)

(D.M. finds the letter)

SANTA CLAUS: Wow, what an envelope! And it smells like!

(The Snow Maiden approaches, sniffs, sneezes)

SNOW MAIDEN: Nothing special!

SANTA CLAUS: (is reading) " An attractive lady to meet a middle-aged man for a serious relationship. Clap your hands three times ... and you will be happy!

(claps hands, oriental music sounds, flashes of light, Baba Yaga appears, D.M. and the Snow Maiden, as it were, behind a glass wall.)

East Dance

(after D.M.'s dance, like a zombie, B.Ya. leaves, followed, wailing, by the Snow Maiden)

SCENE 4 "GETTING STARTED"

Sounds fast music, you can in the Russian style, Santa Claus is packing his suitcase, the Snow Maiden is stopping him. There is a voice in the background of the music.

VOICE: In vain, Baba Yaga called our Santa Claus a muddy type, on the contrary, such a cheerful, mobile one. One, two and got ready to go. Well, that his head was a little off, there is a reason for that: not just like that, but Grandfather fell in love, he is going to get married ...

SNOW MAIDEN: (roar) Where are you going! I won't let you! But what about the New Year? Who will distribute gifts to children?

SANTA CLAUS: Well, if only you...

SNOW MAIDEN: I? Yes, I can’t ... yes, I’m without you ... but what is the New Year without Santa Claus ?!

SANTA CLAUS: Wait to roar, granddaughter, that's what you are. Call the heroes, let the best of them be with you.

SNOW MAIDEN: What is this for?

SANTA CLAUS: Just in case. Well, I went. Harness the reindeer!

SNOW MAIDEN: (roar) So there are no deer, they are at school ...

SANTA CLAUS: And who is, how can I go to woo without gifts?

SNOW MAIDEN: (roar) One cow is left!

SANTA CLAUS: Well, what kind of groom am I riding a cow?(straightens his chest, grabs his lower back) Although better on a cow than on foot.

SNOW MAIDEN: (roars, leads a cow) Oh, my nurse, the drinker, they take you to the three-ninth kingdom, to the Shamakhan state ...

SANTA CLAUS: Okay, don't cry. It's time for me to go.(climbs a cow) Hey-gay, strays! Ugh, let's go already, animal ...

SNOW MAIDEN: That's an old stump! And all the same - get married! ... Well, there’s nothing to do, you need to write to the heroes. Prepare a replacement for Santa Claus.(writes)

“Dear heroes! we live well. Our Santa Claus is completely crazy and got into trouble. The queen bewitched him, so you need to help out grandfather, otherwise the New Year will not come. Urgently. This is my last letter. New Year's holidays are waiting for me. And without Santa Claus, I don’t know if I’ll return from there alive. Your Snow Maiden.(roars, walks away)

SCENE 5 "ALOSHA POPOVICH"

Alyosha Popovich enters the stage to the sounds of a sports march , carries iron with it, stops in the middle. gladly demonstrates his power. At this time, Lyubava's wife runs from backstage to backstage, dragging firewood, water, flapping the carpet, etc.

Wasp buzzing. Lyubava waves away the firewood, the wasp "sits" on Alyosha's head, Lyubava hits with a swing, Alyosha falls.

LYUBAVA: Forgive me, Alyoshenka, but there is no more urine to watch how you tear yourself up. You squander your power in vain. I would take it and get used to the economy. And it would be good, and I would feel better.

ALESH: What are you, Lyubava, is it a heroic business to do a woman's housework?(gets up, staggers, Lyubava supports)

LYUBAVA: What's the matter with you, Alyoshenka, maybe you got tired, or got sick of something?

ALESH: I would like to compete with an adversary in an open field!(an airplane flies - a letter, reads) So! I'm going to exploits.(takes sword, it breaks)

LYUBAVA: I won't let you!

ALESH: Well, what are you, because of the sword! And what is the heroic strength for?(picks her up, shakes her, takes her away, she screams at this time)

LYUBAVA: I won't let you!

ALESH: (sings) Behind the forests behind the mountains, mountains and forests,

And behind those forests tryn and grass ...

Just think, it’s a great thing to help the Snow Maiden, there’s a lot of one hero here. Why bother people in vain ... I'll show my heroic strength(collects "iron" throws)

ALESH: What? Well, repeat what you said!

ALESH: And who is it?

ALESH: What do you think I deceived Ilya and Dobrynya?

SCENE 6 ILYA MUROMETS

The wife of Ilya Muromets walks around the stage, with a camomile in her hand, dictating the text. Ilya walks with a sheet and a pen for his wife, writes.

ALYONA: From the point of view of the concept of banal erudition, goblins - per-

sonified modification of phobic irrationalism, reflective
existing existence, equidistantly prolonged from paleontological
logical prototype...

ILYA: s, slow down... By the way, don't you know: In this long magnetic tube they finally caught a buffalo?
ALYONA: Firstly, not in a pipe, but in a hadron collider, secondly, not hunters, but physicists, and thirdly, not a bison, but a Higgs boson.
ILYA: Oh, what are you like me.(changes tone) Don't be too smart!

ALYONA: But against the background of you, it somehow turns out by itself ... And stop calling me boss, director, chief ... Why is this subservience! I don't like it...

ILYA: But how, bo ... That is, she ... No, well, I wanted to say ...

ALYONA: Well... how, how? I don't know... it's easier somehow... Well, for example... Nurse,... wife at last!(a clock strikes or a cuckoo) Ouch! I ran, I'm late for a conference on the point of view of banal erudition, which not every individual is able to ignore in terms of a banal trend that destroys the point of view of banal erudition. And don't forget to put an ad in the newspaper: "The plantation of daisies requires ...(pulls off petals, hovering) Not required… Required… Not required.(Ilya brings to life) Oh yes, good workers are required.

(runs away, Alyosha comes out)
ALESH: Who are you talking to right now?

ILYA: Yes, my wife, the nurse ... Pah! I completely turned into an administrator with her. What did you complain about?

ALESH: I received a letter from the Snow Maiden. Writes: Santa Claus is gone, she needs our help. So I thought, let's go, let's air the three of us, and there it will be seen who will be able to replace Santa Claus.

ILYA: Well done, you made the right decision. Feats must be shared, otherwise there will be no success. There is such a sign. Let's go for Dobrynya.

SCENE 7 "DOBRYNYA NIKITICH"

the sound of broken dishes, something falling , Dobrynya's wife enters the stage, followed by the heroes.

NASTASYA: I won't let you! Ek what they planned, to walk around the forests on New Year's Eve, and admire the Snow Maidens!

DOBRNYA: So after all, Santa Claus is in captivity! His queen bewitched!

NASTASYA: And you are envious! They also wanted to be captured! I will bewitch you so, you will forget where that forest is! Why did you get up? Live at home!

ALESH: So it's a service! Nastasya Filippovna, we can't cope without Dobrynya!

NASTASYA: don't even cheat! I won't let go!!!

DOBRNYA: Well, what are you, Nastasyushka, so agitated, and there your cheek is covered in soot ...

NASTASYA: Where?(into the mirror) there is no soot...

( while the wife looked in the mirror, the heroes run away, looks around) Ran away! Well, Dobrynya, wait!!!(Goes backstage, from there sounds of broken dishes, screaming, etc.)

DOBRNYA: (on a half squat they approach the microphones) It’s not easy for you and the Snow Maiden and the queen to come up with it, Nastasya is painfully jealous of me.

ILYA: We didn’t come up with anything, Alyosha, however, he received a letter from the Snow Maiden that Santa Claus was in captivity with the queen.

DOBRNYA: Oh well? ... That's the trouble with these women ... Oh, how will she stay here without me ...

ALESH: Are you bored already, Dobrynya Nikitich? Haven't received a bowl on the back of your head for a long time?

DOBRNYA: Eh, Alyoshka, a wife is not loved for obedience

ALESH: Yes, sometimes she would have insisted on her own, so she can take a rolling pin in her hands ...

ILYA: Yes, wives are now independent ... Take my Alena, she doesn’t even have a free minute. All in business and worries ...(leave)

SCENE 8 "EDUCATION OF BOGATYRS"

(heroes enter the stage, fly buzzing , take turns hitting each other)

SNOW MAIDEN: And here are the Russian heroes! Santa Claus ordered me to manage the New Year, and take one of you as my assistant.

ALESH: How so in assistants?

ILYA: Can you clean the paths in the forest from snow?

DOBRNYA: Don't joke with us...

SNOW MAIDEN: Well, if you don't want to. I will write to Santa Claus that you refuse.

DOBRNYA: So who needs help? To you or to him?

SNOW MAIDEN: Santa Claus went to get married, so he didn’t need helpers, and he ordered me to meet the New Year with the first hero in Rus' ... Santa Claus only trusts the first. Which one of you is first?

ALL: I!(beat their chest)

SNOW MAIDEN: This is what we will check now! I announce the recruitment of cadets to the school of Santa Clauses!(take out D.M.'s suits) Get ready... it's time!(marks the time with a stopwatch, music sounds. Bogatyrs dress up.) Imagine yourself as Santa Claus! They strained their minds ... The first one went!(A.P. exits) What's your name?

ALESH: Alyosha Popovsky's son!

SNOW MAIDEN: What is the name I ask?

ALESH: Alyosha!

SNOW MAIDEN: And the surname?

ALESH: Popovich.

SNOW MAIDEN: Now you are Santa Claus! Next!(I.M. exits)

What's your name?

ALESH: Alyosha Popovich!

SNOW MAIDEN: Shut up you! Who are you, Russian hero?

ILYA: Ilya I am Muromets!

SNOW MAIDEN: What came to us?

ILYA: Yes, you see, my two daughters are growing up, and they think that all the gifts that they are given on New Year's Eve are brought by Santa Claus. And I want to come like this, one - a laptop, the other - a phone! Once, a beard to hell, so that they see that it is their father who gives them, and not some kind of Santa Claus! And then they will grow up like their mother, who thinks that everything is just like that ... and a car and an apartment(roars, the Snow Maiden takes pity on him)

SNOW MAIDEN: Accepted! Next!(D.N. exits)

DOBRNYA: Dobrynya. You don’t need to teach me ... I was already both Santa Claus and Santa Claus ...

SNOW MAIDEN: So are you a defector? Remember Santa Claus! Forget everything you were taught in Lapland. It is there that you can come at night, put a gift in a sock and run away ... tucking your beard in. And we need to look children in the eyes and explain to them why they brought cardboard puzzles, and not a bicycle! Can you?

DOBRNYA: I can!

SNOW MAIDEN: Accepted! Line up! First combat mission! Let's light it up!

(New Year's music sounds, everyone dances, at this time, they take out a peeled Christmas tree, a light bulb is attached at the top)

SNOW MAIDEN: Stop the stupid gestures! We will light the Christmas tree. Why is the tree so dead?

???????: Well, that's all there is left on sale!

SNOW MAIDEN: Come on, it will be better to burn ... Christmas tree light up!

ALL: Maybe we should not!!!

SNOW MAIDEN: Necessary! Together!

ALL: Christmas tree light up!

(one who holds the tree) NO NEED!!!

(music, a light comes on, everyone is shocked, everyone is shaking)

SNOW MAIDEN: Well? Cheered up?

ALL: YES-A-A-A!!!

SNOW MAIDEN: So-and-so(turns off carrying from outlet) Then go ahead! Getting ready for the New Year!(leaves)

ALESH: If only the adversaries swooped in, or something. They would have tasted the heroic silushka ...

ILYA: What adversaries are now ... they killed everyone ...

DOBRNYA: Yes... hurry up...

SCENE 9 "SLEEP"

Starry sky, the lullaby of the Bear sounds , against the background of heroic snoring, the curtain opens, there are three folding beds on the stage. The rich are sleeping. One alarm clock rings, the first finds, turns off, the second, etc.

ALL: A-A-A-! Overslept!!!(jump off, start to fuss)

ILYA: I brush my teeth!

ALESH: Santa Claus, where are my socks?

DOBRNYA: I don't know, Santa Claus! Ask Santa Claus!

ALESH: (looks around ) Santa Claus, where are my socks?

DOBRNYA: I don't know, Santa Claus! Santa Claus went to brush his teeth in them!

ILYA: Where are my teeth?

ALESH: Where are my gifts?

ILYA: Where are my letters?(calmed down)

DOBRNYA: Well, okay, who doesn’t happen to ... overslept and overslept. Sakhalin, Vladivostok, Khabarovsk - in transit. Let's go to Krasnoyarsk.

ALESH: Let's go faster!

ILYA: Wait, wait, let's have a cup of tea and go like white people to Novosibirsk... Come on, you go make tea, and you get one piece of candy...

ALESH: Oh, guys, I left a bag of sweets near the battery ...

DOBRNYA: But how are you going to live now, Santa Claus? Do dirty children come to you at night?

ALESH: They come, my squirrel drives them away ...

ILYA: Okay, now we'll be late everywhere, let's sort the letters.

(pulls out letter from bag)

"Hello, Santa Claus! I wonder how you knew last year that I needed roller skates? I only told my dad about this, I hope you didn’t torture him?”

ALESH: I want a new doll. Anya

DOBRNYA: I want a bike. Zhenya.

ILYA: No creativity for kids. Every year the same thing... Okay, I'm now...(crumples the sheet, leaves)

DOBRNYA: I know him - this is for a long time ... we are not only Novosibirsk, but also Altai at such a pace.

DEER: (includes deer) Well, how long to wait? The counter is dripping. Let's go, or will we chew moss?

DOBRNYA: I am amazed, like - a deer, a noble animal, but I picked up rudeness from taxi drivers ... get out of here.

ALESH: But I like it, you should have seen how they play dominoes with their hooves ...

(includes Snow Maiden)

SNOW MAIDEN: What's wrong? Overslept? I otkhependyuirila (otdjingelbensila) the whole Far East in one Snow Maiden! The locals burned me in Irkutsk, almost ... but oh well ... We are not only Altai at such a pace, we are the whole country(Ilya enters, the Snow Maiden fans herself) profukem... (the fuss begins, the Snow Maiden watches) I confess. I was joking. I set my alarms two days early, so don't make a fuss, but hurry up. We still need to rehearse performances, choose the Snow Maiden for you and rescue Santa Claus from love captivity.

SCENE 10 "REHEARSAL"

Sounds like Christmas music The Snow Maiden enters the stage.

SNOW MAIDEN: Hey you Santas! Where are you?(go out)

We're starting New Year's Eve. Who is first?(wrinkle) I gave you the words! Haven't learned?(shake head) And what did you do last night?

ALL: Rehearsed!

SNOW MAIDEN: Okay, impromptu then. The first one went!

ALESH: Oh, you winter winter! I froze at home ... And some more at home ...

Wow, how cold it is around... Come out naked as soon as possible... Like we will temper ourselves...

I’ll wave my beard here, there will always be a blizzard here ... But here here ... there will also be a blizzard ... Because it’s the New Year! Here!

SNOW MAIDEN: No, it won't work like that! Next!

ILYA: (goes forward) Hello! We are Santas! We are celebrating ... (with tears) children trust us.

LADY: (runs onto the stage, to D. Morozov) Here! Found! Have you been with us? No... maybe you... you! You were with us!(takes away the bag, pulls out the child) Ouch! Kolya! Come to me! go faster, baby! What are you doing! not Santa Claus, but some terrorist! Let's go, Kolya, let's go!

ILYA: Broken new car...(Snow Maiden goes to him) What am I, I'm nothing ... Yes, I did not see when he climbed into this bag!

DOBRNYA: Let me! I can!(to the audience) Well hello! Hold on, hold on to the candy!(throws candy around the room) Well done for coming! It's called: foreplay! Hold on!(sings) D. Moroz, D. Moroz, gives you paradantosis!(to the hall) What a pretty girl! Sit on grandpa's lap. Don't be afraid, grandfather is already old.(sitting down on his knees) Do you want all your wishes to come true? Then touch my staff! Don't be afraid!(touches, cracker explodes) Oh, thank you, dear, I told you that all wishes will come true ...(gets up on stage)

(at this time, a smart girl with a doll enters the stage)

GIRL: Hello Santas!

ILYA: Oh, what a beautiful girl came to us! And what is the girl's name?

GIRL: So so! The girl's name is the client.

ILYA: Where are the girl's parents?

GIRL: I do not need intermediaries between my desires and you. Where are you from?

ALESH: I'm Santa Claus! I'm from the far north, north north!

GIRL: This is clear. I ask where: kindergarten, school, club?

ALESH: Club.

GIRL: It's clear. O! You! You will come tomorrow to me and give me this doll!(gives the doll to Dobrynya)

DOBRNYA: Good! We will come tomorrow and give this doll together with the Snow Maiden!

GIRL: No Snow Maidens! I don't believe in female friendship!

(leaves, silent scene)

SNOW MAIDEN: Well, what are we standing? Let's get applause!

sounds + "Jingleben".

ALL:

We lie and snore, listening to a rhyme.

Santa Claus to be very good.

You drive away melancholy, forget about the blues!

Join us in the ranks, ... with us more fun ...

New Year, New Year, coming soon!

And under the tree will gather us together!

(they leave the stage in a dance, the Snow Maiden conducts)

SCENE 11 "SCHOOL OF SNOW MAIDENS"

snow maidens are dancing on the stage. The SNOW MAIDEN comes in.

SNOW MAIDEN: Hello girls! Happy New Year!

SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, yes, with the coming year of the rooster, oh, oh chickens.

SNOW MAIDEN: Hear, girls, and this is our year - the year of the woman!

SNOW MAIDEN: Girls, this is not even the year of the Rooster, but 365 days of chickens!

SNOW MAIDEN: Some don't even need to make a suit. So ... clean the feathers, but dig up the wheat.
1. SNOW MAIDEN: I went to a chicken show yesterday.
2. SNOW MAIDEN: And How?
1. SNOW MAIDEN: Received a gold medal.

SNOW MAIDEN: Snow Maiden! Let's not spoil the holiday with our everyday thoughts.

SNOW MAIDEN: Dear Snow Maiden, it's time to introduce Santa Claus to you!

(Bogatyrs appear to solemn music.)

ALL: WOW!!!

SNOW MAIDEN: Do you know how to distinguish the Snow Maiden from Santa Claus?

SNOW MAIDEN: It's so simple!
2. SNOW MAIDEN: You have to look closely at the toe loops.

SNOW MAIDEN: Who's fur coat wraps from left to right, and who - vice versa.

ILYA: I wonder where the Snow Maiden disappears for a whole year and what does she do if once a year she appears in the company of a gray-haired old man Santa Claus, whom he immediately changes to a young old man of the New Year?

DOBRNYA: Yeah. Moreover, exactly one year later, this young and promising young elder also turns out to be a gray-haired elder.

ALESH: I don't want to be Santa Claus anymore!

(Snow Maidens are trying to look into the bags to D.M., they do not give)
2. SNOW MAIDEN: Girls, and Santa Claus, it turns out, is greedy!
1. SNOW MAIDEN: What did you take from?
2. SNOW MAIDEN: And he, instead of bringing me his gift, found a deodorant that my husband hid in the closet, and put it under the Christmas tree.

SNOW MAIDEN: Well, that's enough, so we'll talk until the New Year. Compatibility test. White dance!

ALL: No need!!!

(music, dance, dance off the stage)

SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, you still need to give an ad in the newspaper: “Father Frost and the Snow Maiden on call. A wide range of services - from children's matinees to adult parties.

SCENE 12 "FATHER IN LOVE"

there is a couch on the stage, on it lies Baba Yaga in the form of the Queen of Shamakhan, D. Moroz, in love, is spinning around. Sounds + from the Bremen Town Musicians.

SANTA CLAUS:

Oh, you are my poor queen.
Well, look how skinny you kitty,
I will take care of you
BABA YAGA. I do not want anything!
SANTA CLAUS:

Your condition is hysterical
Eat, apple soon, dietary,
Or maybe see a doctor
BABA YAGA. I do not want anything!
SANTA CLAUS:

Ah, my beauty you are oriental
Soon it will be New Year's Eve -
I'll grab a star from the sky!

BABA YAGA. I do not want anything!

SANTA CLAUS: (rushes around the stage) Oh, how I'm worried, it's the first time for me...(stands up, recites) One look from your beautiful eyes...

BABA YAGA. (breaks) Are you there, in your forest, all so small-holed?

SANTA CLAUS: She is divine! Beautiful! And I?(perks up) Not! she will never love me! For the sake of her love, I'm ready for anything!

BABA YAGA. Father Frost! Bring me an orange, sour... no, salty. No, I don’t want to… better VOG with menthol, no, don’t, you know what… better bring ice cream… ice cream with pepper. No, stop. Don't go anywhere, I'm afraid... I'm afraid you'll bring something wrong again... Go, better, milk a cow, you want something fresh milk...

SANTA CLAUS: This is us in a moment! This is us now...

(runs away, the sound of jets of milk on a bucket is heard , the Crow appears)

CROW. Be patient! They have a long courtship. Santa Claus is crazy about you, fell in love like a child ...

BABA YAGA. Fell in love, let him give gifts!

CROW. I thought it was impossible! Gifts will be only on New Year's Eve ...

BABA YAGA. (jumps off couch, warms up) Tired! A holiday in the whole forest! I want to fly on a broom, I want to do dirty tricks! And I'm lying here like a doll dressed up all day long! I make a queen out of myself! I'm waiting for the new year!

CROW. Yes .., read the forest newspaper ... It turns out that there are other Santa Clauses in our forest. Who knows, maybe this one is not real ... it would be necessary to check ...

BABA YAGA. (mumbles) Check... check... not real... gifts...

Hey crow! Call all addresses! Collect all Santa Clauses! Only without the Snow Maidens, they sneezed at my charms! Let's see who will take, who will get all the gifts!(leave)

SCENE 13 "BATTLE"

Sounds New Year's music, or heroic, three heroes come out of different backstage, approach the microphones, continue to walk in place.

ALL: Great!

DOBRNYA: Where are we heading?

ALESH: House call.

DOBRNYA: And why without the Snow Maiden?

ILYA: So it wasn't ordered...

DOBRNYA: What's the address?

ALESH: Thicket of the forest…

DOBRNYA: ILYA: And I have a forest thicket ...(stop)

DOBRNYA: And the house?

ALESH: Palace on chicken legs.

DOBRNYA: ILYA: And on my chicken legs...

DOBRNYA: So, ... but who called? Baba Yaga?

ALESH: No, I have the Queen of Shamakhanskaya(keeps going)

DOBRNYA: Stop! One, two!

ILYA: Queen, you say? But isn’t this the queen who snared our Santa Claus ...

DOBRNYA: Yes, and some strange calls ... earlier, the Snow Maiden told us the address, and this itself fell right into our hands(pulls out a crow's feather from his bosom)

ALESH: Wow! And I have the same!(pulls out feathers)

ILYA: And now the chicken legs have appeared, now let's check who is waiting for us there ...

(leave, Oriental music sounds, Baba Yaga comes out dancing , dragging the throne of D.M.)

SANTA CLAUS: I admire you, I admire you, but I can’t stop admiring!

BABA YAGA. Do you know, my friend, what kind of New Year's gift I want to receive ...

SANTA CLAUS: Ask for whatever you want!!!

(doorbell)

BABA YAGA. Sleep, my friend, ... you are tired ...(effect, D.M. falls into a chair)

(shouting) I now ... just powder my nose ...(runs backstage )

(doorbell) Santa Claus snores

(doorbell) D.M. wakes up, staggering, goes to open,

the creak of an opening door.

ALL: Is this the Chicken Leg Palace?

SANTA CLAUS: No!... joke... I don't know...

ALL: Ah-ah-ah-ah...

SANTA CLAUS: All to us?

ALL: Yes!

a haunting melody sounds the heroes stand up one by one, sway to the sides

D.M. shakes his head, squeezes his hands, the Bogatyrs stop.

the music stops

SANTA CLAUS: The problem is with me! Ouch! Yes, they are rich!(hugs) Ilyusha! Dobrynushka! Alyoshka! All here! … And what am I doing here?

ALESH: So you fell in love, you went to get married.

ILYA: Only your Queen Shamakhanskaya actually turned out to be Baba Yaga.

DOBRNYA: She bewitched you. Look.(showing feathers)

SANTA CLAUS: Yes. yes, yes, I remember something now ... We need to run away from here!

Baba Yaga appears, the heroes close D.M.

BABA YAGA. Santas!(Effect)

ALL: Queen!(freeze)

SANTA CLAUS: My kitty, I have long wanted to tell you ... One look from your beautiful eyes ...

snowmen run. Effect.

SNOW MAIDEN: I, too, from this look somehow feel uncomfortable!

SNOW MAIDEN: We won't give up our Santa Clauses, but you're done!

Snow Maidens sneeze. B.Ya. blows on a chair.

SNOW MAIDEN: I'm holding her, put glasses on the heroes! (Snow Maidens put on glasses) BABA YAGA. Realized, snow matryoshkas! OK!

Fast music is playing. B.Ya. breaks out, the chase begins, D.M. alive, blind, SANTA CLAUS: Bay adversaries!

(heroes beat each other, snow maidens push B.Ya. into a bag, the music is cut off. Bogatyrs take off glasses)

SANTA CLAUS: So who is the first hero in Rus'?

ALL: WE!

SANTA CLAUS: Thank you, relatives for your help, it would be hard for me to cope alone! And dedomorozovsky bow to your snow maidens and respect. Always glad to see you, I look forward to visiting!

SNOW MAIDEN: And for us, Grandfather, it's time to go to the fabulous forest, the New Year will come soon, and so many things have not been redone! And New Year's thanks to the heroes from me! After all, if it wasn't for you...

ALESH: Yes, what is there!

ILYA: Always ready to stand up for mother truth...

DOBRNYA: But it’s good, and home, otherwise our wives, beauties, have been waiting for us.

SCENE 14 "12 SYMBOLS"

Christmas music sounds the table is laid on the stage, the heroes come out.

DOBRNYA: Hey wives, we're a little late, don't swear...

ALESH: Mistresses ... (look back)

ILYA: And where are our Snow Maidens? ..

DOBRNYA: (finds a note) A note ... "Guys, we decided to make ourselves a present and left for the New Year in Turkey ..."

ALESH: They decided to give themselves a gift! Yes, they gave us a gift!

DOBRNYA: Wait… “Happy Holidays! But remember: the New Year will not come if you do not remember the 12 symbols of the New Year.

ILYA: Yes, what symbols! What are you? Tomorrow we sit in my car and go to the bathhouse...(dancing)

DOBRNYA: Postscript: Ilya, I see how you dance, I took the keys to the car and the bathhouse with me ... Listen, what if the truth does not come? What we shall do?

ILYA: We need to set the table!
ALESH: so his wives covered all his life, let's remember what they did there ...

ILYA: First you need to cut the bread ... How to cut the bread, along or across?

DOBRNYA: What are you! This is a holiday - triangles ...

(1 strike of chimes)

ALL: Works!

ALESH: Maybe spread the sausage like a fan?

(2 one strike chimes)

DOBRNYA: Remembered! It is necessary to smear every second glass with lipstick ...

ILYA: Smear everything, by the end of the evening everyone will be smeared ...

(3 chimes)

ALESH: Where will we light fireworks? On the street?

ALL 2: First, yes.

(4 chimes)

ILYA: We still need to free one bed in the bedroom ...

ALL 2: why?

ILYA: We will fold our clothes up to the top, and then someone will come alone, pull like that ... and she - bams - fell!

(5 chimes)

DOBRNYA: We need to put pillows from the sofa on top of each other ...

ALL 2: why?

DOBRNYA: Well, so that people would not sit like this, but at least like this(shows)

(6 chimes)

ALESH: I'll bring my cat...

ALL 2: why?

ALESH: Well, it will be New Year's rain yum, yum, yum, and then we will pull it out of it ...

(freeze, no beat)

DOBRNYA: Thank you, no need for a cat ...

ILYA: Guys, what kind of music will we put on?

DOBRNYA: What? It's the New Year! We'll put up a mirage!
(7 chimes)

ALESH: Everything is ready, but you know, something is missing ... these colored circles ...

ILYA: Forgot to clap(clapperboard)

(8 chimes)

DOBRNYA: And I’ll sing, it’s necessary to creak on my teeth ...

(9 chimes)

ALESH: And you also need to come up with a funny poem and send it to all your friends ...

ILYA: What to come up with, I already got one (takes out the phone) We pick it up and send it...

(10 chimes)

ILYA: And my wife takes some piece of paper, writes, then once - into champagne and drinks ...

(11 chimes)

(laughter, then silence, everyone writes, sets fire, throws into a glass, raises)

ALESH: Well, let's…(Waiting for a hit, silence)

ILYA: Oh, they forgot something, something is missing!

DOBRNYA: Not something, but someone! Friends forgot to invite!

(to the peals of the chimes, all the participants of the performance enter the stage)

Snow Maidens are the first to approach the microphone

SNOW MAIDEN: May your soul burst with happiness every day in the New Year,SNOW MAIDEN: May the smile never leave your face

ALL: Happy New Year!

Grandmothers Ezhki, Crow come out.
1st: We wish you all the joys in the world on these very bright and kind holidays.

2nd: May joy and happiness always be with you.

3rd: Let boredom, tears and trouble forever remain in the old year.

ALL: And we wish you health for a hundred years ahead!

the wives of the heroes come out
1st: Are you waiting for a miracle in the New Year?

2nd: Don't wait, it won't come to you.

3rd: Why? Yes, simply because we have it now!

1st: But don't worry, we ship it to you!(air kiss).

2nd: Don't lose it on your way home...

3rd: And in the New Year you will definitely have a miracle!

ALL: Congratulations!

Bogatyrs come out
1st: Let the New Year's wind of inspiration

Our magic dance will bring you,
2nd: Which of all, without any doubt

It will amaze you with its beauty.
3rd: It will have a crown of snow in the morning,

Intertwined with the sunrise

ALL: Happy New Year!
Father Frost, Snow Maiden, New Year come out.
SANTA CLAUS:

Skies sagged with snow
We expect miracles at midnight
They will start to happen, like in a fairy tale.
Only a few minutes left
The Old Year will end its journey,
And the New will spin us in a new dance!
SNOW MAIDEN:

Let's believe in miracles
Well, at least for a moment, for half an hour! -
After all, this is happiness! Happiness inspires!
To the sound of chimes over the country
We continue the path of the earth,
And may it come true that everyone will guess!

ALL: ALL: ALL: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

final song

We believe in childhood we calendar
I'll attach a snowflake to the window
New Year is coming soon
So something will happen again

Long serpentine and confetti
Give me back the new year
Let the green herringbone forest
my ray of hope will light up.

Snow melody, bright lights,
Fairy tale New Year's childhood give me back!

And the children's eyes do not go out
On this night, everyone believes in miracles!
So that everything comes true next year
Make a wish on a star!

Everyone - who is lonely and who is tired,
Let the New Year's ball spin!! !
And he will return, like a good sorcerer!
We are warm and light of relatives!

I'll look into the New Year's fairy tale again
Give me a magic country today
Snow melody, bright lights,
Fairy tale New Year's childhood give me back!

New Year's performance for youth.

Characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden (first played by a man, then by a beautiful girl), Baba Yaga, Psychics, Holmes, Watson, Woland de Mort, Plastic Surgeon, Intern Levin, Magician Dropout, Gypsy, Gypsy, Tortila, Malvina.

A phonogram sounds, Santa Claus comes out with a staff, puts it next to the bed and goes to bed.

Voice of Baba Yaga. Look what they wanted: Give them the New Year! Frost with the Snow Maiden! Clapperboards! Do not be this! Don't be! I'll bewitch the girl - and that's it, the end of the world! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Cookies flour! Omnam style! Eka is rushing me! Because New Year! Did it work?.. Normal!

Santa Claus is waking up.

Father Frost. Listen, Snow Maiden! I had a wonderful dream - they bewitched you. Bring some tea, it's hot. Something I froze.

The bewitched snow maiden comes out.

Snow Maiden. Good morning grandpa!
Father Frost. Mother honest! Have you looked in the mirror today? Where will I go with you? What are you now, in FIG, Snow Maiden? Pure fizruk! Woe to me, woe! Do not come to me!

They sing to the tune of "Songs of the King and Princess" from the film "The Bremen Town Musicians".

Snow Maiden. Did you not recognize me? I am a Snow Maiden.
Hands and feet - all mine, and the figure!
The New Year is ahead of us!
Father Frost. Give me tea and go away!

The Snow Maiden serves tea to Santa Claus, she herself looks into the mirror tray.

My condition is hysterical!
And cook me a dietary egg.
And I have no idea what to do.
Snow Maiden. I'm leaving for the egg!
Father Frost. I have no idea what to do?.. Why not call the “Battle of Psychics” here? Let the offender be found!

Psychic girls enter.

Who are you?
Together. Psychics top class!
Father Frost. You will live long.
First. We know!
Father Frost. Well, yes, you are that ... paranormal. Say who offended the Snow Maiden?
Second (sings to the tune of the song "Smoke"). If you knew how sorry we are
You would lose your appetite
If only I hadn't ordered an egg,
You would know what it says.
It doesn't matter what you said
After all, it doesn't matter what, but how.
I heard you, I understood
Yes, and you're far from stupid.

During the chorus, Santa Claus dances around his staff.

First. I clearly see: a man with a pipe.
Second. No, the pipe is small. Most likely a tube.
First. And a violin!
Father Frost. Why are you giving me riddles here!
Second. Sherlock Holmes!
Father Frost. How could he!
Second. Sherlock Holmes will help you!
First. And handsome Watson!
Father Frost. What are you on then?
Second. We have no time to deal with fairy tales.
First. We have real business. We went.
Father Frost. Come on, goodbye!.. Realists!

Sherlock Holmes and Watson enter, from the other side the Snow Maiden appears with an egg.

You, gentlemen, sirs, got there quickly from Baker Street. Ali there were no traffic jams?
Holmes. Yes, we are on a starship.
Father Frost (points backstage). And what is this bullshit?
Watson. And this is the latest modification of the drynolet.
Snow Maiden. Dear Holmes, comrade Watson! Help me girl! Bewitched, demons!

Holmes sings the song "I'm a brilliant detective", Watson sings along "Oh, yes!"

Holmes. Deduction is a terrible force!
Father Frost. Help me out, bitches! Find an adversary!
Holmes. Do not hesitate, tea, it is not the first time.
Watson (to Holmes). You quickly picked up the folklore language, my friend!
Snow Maiden. Folklore - not a runny nose, not a sin and pick up, doctor!
Watson. So, who do you think is to blame?
Holmes. In modern terms, Voland de Mort is to blame for everything.
Snow Maiden. Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!

A phonogram sounds, Woland de Mort appears.

Woland de Mort. Yes, I'm terrible, I'm terrible! Yes, I'm ugly like Whoopi Goldberg! Yes, I am evil incarnate! But who came up with the idea that Voland de Mort is to blame for everything? TNT? So I don't watch it at all. Only the "Club of ex-wives"!
Snow Maiden. Do you remember episode 35? Such a terrible one comes and asks ...
Watson. Dear! Why did he bewitch the girl? Bring back the image! The guys are worried!
Snow Maiden. Sir Babaika! Of course, you don’t give a damn, but for normal people, winter holidays are disrupted!
Woland de Mort. Believe it or not, guys, I haven’t read about Santa Claus, I see the Snow Maiden for the first time. And I don't swear on anything - I don't believe in anything.
Holmes. What are we to do with you?
Woland de Mort (imitating Galustyan). understand, forgive.
Snow Maiden. He is also a liar! He is watching Our Russia!
Woland de Mort. Well, it was a sin. Once. I confess.
Holmes. Okay, man, you're free.

Woland de Mort leaves.

Watson. Or maybe the Snow Maiden was not bewitched at all, and these are all the consequences of an unsuccessful plastic surgery?
Snow Maiden. What are you talking about?!
Holmes. Who admits this?
Watson. Need to see plastic surgeons ASAP! Didn't they roll the Snow Maiden away?

The phonogram of the song “They say we are bullies” sounds, the Plastic surgeon (girl) and the intern Levin enter.

plastic surgeon (sings). They say we are byaki-buki,
Our clinic sucks.
Give me a scalpel in hand:
The world will be saved by beauty.
Botox gel! Our goal -
No wrinkles on the face.
It would be something and why, Watson!

Only moneybags come to us,
But the Snow Maiden has no money,
Grandfather does not have this amount -
Rhetorical answer.
Did not drive Santa Claus
Reduce the Snow Maiden's nose,
So we have nothing to do with it, Watson!
Holmes. And who is that next to you, madam?
Surgeon. It? Didn't you know? It's Intern Levin!
Levin. I'm not a doctor, I'm just learning! Let us go, please! We received a new drug today - we will taste it. And the Snow Maiden is not a topic at all ... dissertations!
Surgeon. Lord! Our clinic for a couple of hundred pounds will get rid of wrinkles forever. And to you, Watson, I also guarantee free home delivery in which case ...
Holmes (after much thought). She calls him Victor!
Snow Maiden. Whom?
Holmes. Your boyfriend.
Watson. That's where you're wrong, Holmes. It's just that the name of the clinic "Victoria" has fallen off the last two letters.
Snow Maiden. Yes, you are a magician, Watson!
Watson. Rather, I'm a half-educated Mage.
Holmes. That's right, Watson. We need a half-educated Mage! Let's go to the people!
Snow Maiden. Stop, guys! I will not go to the people! In this form? Let me be laughed at!
Holmes. Then smoke.
Snow Maiden. Smoking is harmful to health! I will download the delta! (Starts to pump a muscle.)

Holmes and Watson find a half-educated Magician with a toy dog ​​in the hall.

Holmes. Kolis, boy, is it your doing? It’s better to be sincere right away, and we’ll issue a confession!
Watson (admiringly). Well, you, Holmes, give!
Mage dropout. Don't hurt me gentlemen! I'll tell you everything myself! See this dog? This is my doggy! She was alive until I decided to make her a man's friend. But, as always, what the hell happened. Imagine now what would happen to the Snow Maiden?
Watson. Elephant or goat?
Mage dropout. What am I talking about? Your Snow Maiden is not my handwriting. Let go, folks!
Watson. Go boy, go!

The half-educated magician leaves, talking to the dog.

Holmes. Pitiful, insignificant person!
Watson. Evening is approaching, but there is still no rest! Shouldn't we go to the gypsies?
Snow Maiden. Go without me. I'm not tired!

Holmes and Watson go in one direction, the Snow Maiden in the other. The gypsies appear.

Gypsy. What it is? What is it, I ask?! Look at that old horse thief! What did they ask you to steal the gelding, and what are you? It's not even an old horse. Where did you find her? At the cemetery? dug out of the ground?
Gypsy (sings to the tune of the song "Ay"). I would like to fit you "Volga",
So that you drive it like Schumacher.
Only the Volga will not last long,
And you yourself will say that I gave a blunder.
I would be able to buy "Okushka",
At worst, I would steal "Logan",
But remember, if you're not a sucker:
Gypsies ride "penny", and nothing more!

Enter Holmes and Watson.

Gypsy. What did they come? "Penny" is ours! Lost documents!
Holmes. Dear Romale! Confess, which of you cursed the Snow Maiden?
Both. It's not us!
Gypsy. We are neither cold nor, moreover, hot. We love the Snow Maiden terribly!
Gypsy. You know, in a pinch, I would take the horses away from Frost, according to the old gypsy custom. The Snow Maiden is not our business!
Gypsy. Let me guess, bitch. Gild the pen, yakhonty! (Sings the song "Fashion changes daily.") Go to the pond, romale, there you will find the turtle Tortila. Malvina still lives with her.
Watson. From gypsies to girls? Logically!
Holmes. Drop these oligarchic habits, Watson! You are not Prokhorov, and here you are not Courchevel!

Exeunt Gypsies, Holmes and Watson. Malvina brings Turtle Tortila and sits her down.

Malvina. Did I think that someday the theater would fall apart, the golden key would be transferred offshore, the troupe would migrate to the “Sweet Life”, and I myself would find myself without a corner, without a roof and my hair would turn black from grief?
Tortila. Don't worry, baby! It's not your fault that the current generation is on the Internet, watching only the Simpsons and Dom-2. People stopped reading books and going to the theatre. Other times, other right!

Holmes and Watson exit.

Holmes and Watson. Hello!
Tortila. Hello! Are you looking for who bewitched the Snow Maiden? You are foreigners and do not know that in Russia, no matter what happens, Baba Yaga is to blame. Look for her!
Malvina. Once we had an artist in the theater, he played Baba Yaga. He got used to the image so much that, even after retiring, he did not want to change anything. Here is his address.
Holmes and Watson. Senk yu veri match! (They leave.)
Tortila. Did I hear correctly: they said “Senka, take the ball”?
Malvina. They are happy, grandmother, that soon they will earn money for a business lunch. It's time for us to wash our hands. (They leave.)

Baba Yaga runs out from behind the curtains, followed by Holmes with a whistle and Watson. Baby Yaga runs backstage, and the detectives stop.

Holmes. Stop! I will shoot!
Watson. And yet you are lying, Holmes! What to shoot? You don't even have a gun.
Holmes. And here it is! Water! Left over from last New Year!

Baba Yaga runs out at them and rests on Holmes's shoulder.

Stand!
Baba Yaga. I need a lawyer!
Watson. Wow, a fabulous creature, but there too!
Holmes. Answer, citizen!
Baba Yaga. I won't say anything!
Watson. Don't break, grandma! We hand over to the police - the fairy tale will end.
Baba Yaga. What do you need?
Holmes. Remove the damage, return the Snow Maiden to her original appearance!
Baba Yaga. And what I get for this?
Watson. The Nobel Peace Prize will probably be given.
Baba Yaga. Will it be enough for a new stupa?
Holmes. And on a stupa, and on a broom, and on rhinoplasty!
Baba Yaga. Oh yes!
Father Frost (appearing). Hey gay! Well, did you catch the lihodeyka?!
Holmes. Take the goods, merchant!
Father Frost. Admit it, old hag, why did you bewitch Snegurka?
Baba Yaga. Why don't you take me with you on New Year's Eve?
Father Frost. If that's all it is, then there's no such thing! We must be able to negotiate, Yagusya! Let's disenchant the Snow Maiden back!
Baba Yaga. Okay, just turn away, otherwise I'm a shy girl. Eh!.. Cookie flour, omnam style! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Break the spell, snow child!

The Snow Maiden - a beautiful girl - comes out with a song. By the end of the song, the tree lights up.

Snow Maiden. Grandfather! Look! What miracles! The Christmas tree itself lit up from my song!
Father Frost. These are not miracles, granddaughter! This New Year is coming!

Final Christmas song.

Happy New Year! With new happiness!

With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with quick dressing (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Here are collected the best New Year's fairy tales and sketches - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful holiday called New Year .

Some of them have a large number of characters, and some do not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be held in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thank them for that!)

1. New Year's scene "Chukcha" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.

scene moved - watch

2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."

This wonderful New Year's game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Presenter: A festive table on New Year's Eve... for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, fragrant snacks, delicious salads... What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's get it ready.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and an apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Puts 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad is a herring, it should be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. We put on the herring, but rather scatter the onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the beam is white! Girls, we scatter over the herring, we are not shy.

The ladies sit on the laps of the men facing each other.

3. Now we take boiled potatoes, and spread them on top. Again we invite men. Potato, well, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!

4. Let's grease everything with fragrant low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again a vegetable. Carrots this time. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!

Men sit in the same way.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies ahead! We sit down, we smear!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a twig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Enjoy your meal!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's scene: "A movie is being shot!"

Raise your hands, those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, on the spot, a film will be shot, in which you will be assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, started!

He reads, calling one participant in the production and forcing them to "enter the image."

So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on the stage and must immediately perform it.

This is a very fun mobile game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Hearing the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - everyone stands up and runs around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a cheerful "begalka" with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurrah"
Santa Claus - “I haven’t drunk with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "Scha, how to hit in the head"
Elka - "I'm on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: Happy New Year!

Text.

Once upon a time there was a little girl and dreamed: when I grow up, I will arrange a big New Year's HOLIDAY, I will decorate a huge Christmas tree, and a real Santa Claus will come to me. And at that time, somewhere in the world, there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a Santa Claus costume, give everyone GIFTS and meet a real SNOW MAIDEN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAIDEN, and the boy FATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.

FATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all his friends and drinking them with CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to shout: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kiss with the SNOW MAIDEN. And then came December 31, 20 .... years. They dressed up the Christmas tree. CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river at the HOLIDAY, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! And FATHER FROST is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful tree! What an excellent CHAMPAGNE!"

The best GIFT for FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's Impromptu "Morning January 1st"

Mother

Mirror

Beer

Fridge

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

PAPA got out of bed heavily in the morning. I went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this cannot be!” Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought it to DAD. DAD drank the BEER and said, “Wow, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbled out of his room, clucking and wailing, an angry GRANDPA came out. He also wanted a BEER, but the BEER was over, so the GRANDPA hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was the MESSENGER who came with the crate of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the crate of BEER and limped off to his room. But PAPA and MAMA saw this and merrily ran after him. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were dissatisfied, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style "The Girl and the Thief".

Characters:

Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, a sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (necessarily in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once upon a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her house
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her handbag).

Without sadness and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief with a revolver runs up)

He waved the gun
He ordered to take off his coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena thief deftly in the eye
Bang! What was strength!
(The girl demonstrates several tricks).

The thief cried out in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).

The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).

Dancing outside the window snowflakes
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)

The thief looks at them with longing,
Licks on the window of ice
Bitter crying all day long.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
Do not understand that Santa Claus
Don't go to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to the thief today
At the end of our poem
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Tale-impromptu for the New Year "The main tree in the lights"

New Year's theatre-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors say only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Actors and lines:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: "And I'm only from the frost, I'm a May rose"
Ice Palace: "Are you stunned? Close the doors!"
Main Christmas Tree: "And I'm so fucking mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, make no mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Oh, pour it, I'll give it a ride!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the phone, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I do my job!"

(quiet background music playing) "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. THE MAIN TREE froze, waiting to be lit? Here appears FATHER FROST on a SLEY-Mercedes. GATHER FROST got down from the MERSEDES SLED and parked them not far from the MAIN FIR-tree. And the MAIN FIR-tree is waiting for decisive action. And at this time, the SNOW MAIDEN appears, in her hands is a STAFF, a MOBILE PHONE hangs around her neck. FATHER FROST joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE PHONE.

And the MAIN Christmas tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. FATHER FROST touches with the STAFF the slender branches of the MAIN FIR-tree. From the magical touches, the YOLKA immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands, the SUNNY MERCEDES began to dance, Ded Moroz shouted joyfully, vigorously waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE PHONE. THE CURTAIN closes.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, into the hands of ba large bag of sweets and every time it sounds "carries" - let him go to the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear

Text
Quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and creak with their branches. The merry WOODPECKER pecks the mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. The ECHO rumbles throughout the FOREST. A cold BREED rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. THE WOODPECKER is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the whole FOREST. The trembling Woodpecker sticks out its long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.

Suddenly there was a noise. TWO ROBBERS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the bound BEAUTY. The ECHO carries the screams throughout the FOREST. THE RABBERS tie BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY screams “Help! Help!". The ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN was passing by on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of BEAUTY and galloped to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed ferociously, and attacked the ROBBERS. The ECHO sent a ferocious neighing throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, BEAUTY won. The ROBBERS fled.

The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked merrily, the HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped together with BEAUTY on a HORSE and rushed through the FOREST to a brighter future.

9. New Year's impromptu fairy tale "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

bear

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

Bowl

bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on TREES, on BUSHES, on a hut standing in the forest. And in this hut sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and a little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then NASTASYA POTAPOVNA with it, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was a harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS bent to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly the hut shook under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out of there with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and MISHUTKA carried her favorite PILLOW in her hands, tossing it up in her hands. And then, because of the blockage of TREES and BUSHES, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is getting more and more severe, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on a blockage of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood up, hugging each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Then Santa Claus thought why, after all, BEARS do not sleep? While Ded Moroz was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited Ded Moroz to sit down. Having washed her face with tears and looked at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that parents are not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS took turns telling poems about winter, FATHER FROST got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on TREES and BUSHES, the hut, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA in an embrace with his BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his thumb in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And FATHER FROST walked around the hut and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschey

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The SNOW MAIDEN is tired, she looks - the STUMP is standing, all strewn with SNOWFLAKES.

The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder and came closer. “Come on, he says, SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her hand on the HEMP, and clapped on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEI was so offended that he sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. A SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the path of the SNOWFLAKES, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with OAK.

Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAIDEN from the OAK, put her on a broom behind her and flew off. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkin's hut, and she stands in front of the forest, and behind her back to BABA-YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: "Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest." And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it, and closed it with seven locks. She stole, then, the SNOW MAIDEN.

We need to release the SNOW MAIDEN. Well, Santa Claus and all sympathizers, let's redeem the SNOW MAIDEN from Baba Yaga (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).