When I'm on a date, I roll my hips
Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
Summing up, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities ...
and also my friend (and at the same time a colleague) and I dug up funny nominations on the Internet and handed certificates and diplomas to everyone ...
I decided to post it here, because almost everyone was taken from different sources ..... maybe it will come in handy for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard for 8 hours a day, then in time you will become a boss and get the right to work 12 hours a day.
In the nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded ...... (handed over to a sales representative who, with NG, will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor).
2. You can’t give everything to everyone, because there are many of everyone, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she gets through it. In the nomination "Dreaming" awarded ...... (warehouse manager)
3. "Shouldn't I go to work?" - he thought ... and did not go. But he doesn't think so. "Thank God you came" rewarded ..... (a driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination "Positive attitude" the most cheerful and positive person in the firm is awarded. (sales representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And it's already enough
Listen to her ringing laughter
You will have fun.
In the nomination "Antidepressant" rewarded .... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite the crazy traffic jams, world cataclysms, the fall of the dollar and the rise in prices for gold and beer, it will appear in the right place and at the right time. In the nomination "In step with the times" is awarded ... (forklift driver, it was the most difficult thing for them to come up with, so just a general nomination that does not characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In the nomination "A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle", awarded ... (handed over to the girl Trade representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her with tea, offer to drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembly tablecloth" rewarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t really imagine yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" rewarded ... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion is contrary to the opinion of the boss ... In the nomination "Speaker, voice of the people" awarded (handed over to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and distraction.
He is always and everywhere late, but
always and everywhere in time, although his
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In the nomination "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" rewarded ... (they gave the head of the transport department. This is straight about him, he always shied away somewhere, and then pretends to have worked all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of his hand, any office equipment will "clog" in work. In the nomination "Master of Golden Pens", is awarded (they gave it to our operator, this one will certainly always fix everything. Once he saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is always possible to find out from her what number who did what in the company, why it is what is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell stories from the history of the company. In the nomination "Tradition Keeper", awarded (handed over to the Trade representative, she is one of those who have been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the most, most calm voice of the company, communication with him brings you into a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In the nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded .... (handed over to the calmest driver).
15. This is the most, most ... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our clever, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult tasks! In the nomination "Uma Chamber", is awarded (they handed it to the manager, they also somehow couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In the nomination "How hard it is to be God" is awarded (given to the General Director).
17. He makes an unreasonable contribution to the work of our firm, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (handed over to the second driver of the loader, it was also difficult to pick him up).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hit on the road. The business of the driver is to drive the car, and not to play with statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (handed over to the driver)
19. Engaged in self-manifestation on a daily basis - he works hard and thoroughly. Not everything is gold that lies badly, but everything that works well is gold! In the nomination "Proved himself - fix" awarded ... (handed over to the driver)
Friends, today I am publishing comic nominations for the New Year according to the names of domestic New Year films.
Such a double benefit to you from me - and arrange a fun nomination, and watch a movie at your leisure.
True, some films are my favorites, and some I have not even heard of, and have not had time to watch yet.
Award nominations
you can at work at a New Year's corporate party, in the company of friends or a large family. Some are suitable for students. Be sure to announce that today's nomination is based on the fruits of cinema, such a New Year's version in a free retelling.
Bold italic is the name of the nomination and the film, regular font is my explanations and comments. So take it
Comic nominations for the New Year
Operation Happy New Year
To one or more organizers and organizers of your current New Year's party (corporate party) for worthy overcoming of inhuman difficulties, the human factor and bringing the matter to a festive end.
December 32
The nomination is given to the most disciplined person and involves an honorable mission: to call everyone present on the first New Year's morning and inform everyone that January 1st is on the calendar, and not December 32nd, as they might have thought.
New Year is canceled
For you personally, dear (th) (insert name), because you did not submit reports (did not congratulate all partners, did not go for potatoes, forgot to cool the champagne).
AT two kilometers from the New Year
The nomination is similar to the previous one: since you, (name), did not buy this and that for the table in advance, you will have to celebrate the New Year a few kilometers from us, running around all the shops one by one in search of (the name of the that was not purchased). And on New Year's Eve it's like looking for snowdrops in December.
Speaking of snowdrops. Nomination
Twelve months
Awarded to (name) for the fact that all 12 months of this year he (s) worked tirelessly for the good of his family (company, country, planet). You can add specifics, playful or serious - what they worked on.
Two hours earlier
This is just about us all: the New Year will come to Moscow 2 hours earlier than to Kyiv, and to Kyiv - 2 hours earlier than to London (if I figured out the transition to winter time correctly). So this nomination should be given to a person who has recently arrived or will soon fly to another time zone.
Or to a comrade who - with a high probability - will not resist and meet the New Year a couple of hours earlier))) Although he will later claim that he was just seeing off the Old One.
Snow Maiden for an adult son
The performer of the role of your Snow Maiden,
Or a woman who has a son from five years old, probably up to 50,
Or a friend (wife, fiancee) of your son - in this case, it is you who announce the nomination.
By the way, this is one of my favorite films about love, fidelity and personal freedom - whoever understands them. The main role (and the title one too) is played by the wonderful Lyudmila Artemyeva.
Old New Year
This nomination gives the right and authority to direct the farewell of the Old Year. Go ahead, lucky one!
Carnival Night
If you have a small carnival or at least a light disguise with New Year's pigtails, mustaches, masks, glasses without glasses, etc., then this nomination is for the one who dressed up best of all. Or performed with some funny number. Or who do you instruct right now to arrange a small carnival out of the party - just not like in Brazil or Venice, it will be too much.
New Year's adventures of Masha and Vitya
Nomination for any 2 people from your company (completely of any gender and with any names) who got into history or light adventures on the eve of this or last New Year, or on New Year's Eve itself, or immediately after it.
T Aina of the Snow Queen
For the ajar, but still unsolved mystery of beauty (charm, coldness - choose the right one). A suitable person is nominated - classically beautiful, or arrogantly cold, or both at the same time.
Did you call the Snow Maiden?
Your today's costumed Snow Maiden. No options.
Wishing you an unforgettable nomination ceremony,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
Therefore, it is better not to make the candidate of the person who is tight with humor. For example, if your boss does not have any prejudices, you can reward him with this award. At the same time, the awarding of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will “return” the smarts to the ground, enlighten the dull ones, set the true heads of departments on the path, etc.”. As a reward, he can be presented with a statuette reminiscent of the Oscar. "King of Social Networks" Such nominations for a corporate party are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. "Speaking" names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination "King of social networks" may be a subtle allusion to some employees who only imitate hectic labor activity, and they themselves only "sit" in VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
Comic nominations for corporate honoring.
Rewarding, as a rule, fits into some corporate theme, being a cheerful and positive end to the official part of the entertainment program. I looked at the experience of mankind on the Internet in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate parties and realized that everything is somehow fragmented and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for us to take advantage of these achievements.
I will try to correct and somehow name the main directions of cheerful encouragement of employees. More... For a fun reward, don't forget to put a photographer at the stage and ask each employee to pose for a couple of seconds in front of the camera. The pictures are memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle in the best outfit.
Accessories for the nominees Once we set up a table with carnival glasses next to the stage and managed to give out an accessory to everyone who got up for their award. It was very effective.
Comic nominations for corporate employees in poetry and prose
If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make comic nominations for rewarding employees in such a way that you don’t offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about. “The Biggest Partisan of the Month” In a large team there are people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with ticks. They are usually laconic, but in most cases they are hardworking. Almost all representatives of the "silent" behave like hermits.
They almost do not communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to a noisy company. Comic nominations for rewarding employees: “Genius of the Year” All employees who excel in any way in the workplace can take part in this category.
Madame life
Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of the nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to invent them yourself - just give employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notebook. The same applies to printed products. You can find letters where it will already be written “Just a Goddess”, “To the Master of Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Help is given ... that he is Simply Talent”.
One of the members of the Queen group, Roger Taylor, once remarked that in our world nothing is left without a reward - especially if a person tried. The manager's reward for a well-thought-out festive corporate evening will be an increase in the efficiency and loyalty of employees, as well as an increase in the image and level of the enterprise itself.
Comic and funny nominations for rewarding employees at a corporate party
For example, to reward the middle manager who solved the problem for the 5th grade child of the chief engineer; for a quick and efficient search for a solution when working with a printer that jammed paper, and so on. “IT Maniac of the Month” All employees who can't imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies can take part in this nomination. They are usually said to be "gadget addicts". Recall that all corporate nominations are comic.
Do not confuse jokes with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or become the object of ridicule and caustic remarks. Therefore, treat the selection of names for the nominations very scrupulously.
Use tools such as medals and diplomas with comic content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage, making funny photos with them.
Awards at the corporate party - comic nominations and not only ...
An idea you can use here is to ask your employees to bring their favorite dish to the table. You can even hold a competition for the best recipe for your office, and reward the winner.
- In order to stimulate the spirit of competition, you can announce a photo contest in advance. The employee who takes the funniest photo from the life of the office on the phone will also be recognized at the party in the Best Paparazzi nomination.
- You need to worry about prizes, awards, funny certificates and nominations for employees and participants of your corporate party in advance.
- For fun, organize interactive games, solve charades, or arrange a tournament.
Comic nominations for men. nominations for corporate comic
The nominations are selected in accordance with the Hollywood ones (all positions are very cleverly deciphered here on this site - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):
- Main director
- Screenwriter
- production designer
- Best Actor
- Best Actress
- Best Sound
- costume designer
You can find actresses for an episodic role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous home front workers). The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of the comic award ceremony - the red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in our eyes. Awards Option 1. Cheap and spectacular Now there are a lot of original cups, diplomas and medals on sale, which will be brought in one box in one day.
Just choose the right labels.
The diploma must be:
- funny;
- such that you want to hang it on the wall (or above the desktop);
- related to the specifics of the work of the office or enterprise;
- unique (take your time and come up with words that will make each employee stand out from the rest).
In addition to certificates, you can present diplomas and certificates and even certificates, it all depends on your imagination and the format of the solemn award. If you don’t surprise anyone with the presentation of certificates, then the presentation of various certificates, permits and permits can surprise employees, especially when you present certificates such as “Mayor of the City”, “Killer” or permits for “Drunken Space Flight” to one or another employee. " and so on.
Nominations for corporate comic in prose
Russia on football from TV reports and their daily dubbing
- for the kind words she says to her computer every morning when it boots up
- for alternative coverage of traffic jams, which special services, radio and Internet are not aware of
- for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on the performance of official duties for a long time
- for good awareness of the personal lives of employees
- for the ability to communicate in all known social networks
- for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a working day
- for hosting a lavish DST Memorial Day celebration at lunchtime
- for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - "Full Armageddon"
"Oscar" This is perhaps the most common type of award.
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For example, “Elena the Beautiful” is the title for the most attractive lady in the office, and the option “Mary the Artisan” is suitable for a woman who loves to make gifts with her own hands. Rewarding women worth producing under champagne and delicious cake.
- professional holidays. If the company consists of builders, and this holiday is just celebrated the day before, you can play with the names of the awards.
The nomination "What should we build a house" will go to the architect, "I can see everything from above, you know it" - to the authorities, and "Drive into the paint" - to the painters. Accompany the award with poems or songs. You can also use the audio systems and turn on thematic melodies on the occasion of the banquet. Important! Do not forget to say compliments and nice words when presenting prizes - this will significantly increase trust in the team.
You can add the word "Best ...". Or "Most", "Avid", "Desperate". Dry Gnawer, Coffee Maker, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Social Media Goddess, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Admirer), Long Distance Runner (Courier), Short Distance Runner (that's anyone with the "take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - in headphones and without), Bird talker (no comment ...). We use phrases from songs and films Since last year, the nomination “Oh, my God, what a man” has appeared.
Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, my dear accountant". The nomination "Where are your 17 years" award carefully - maximum, 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him sing himself), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask for leave), “A poet’s dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “King, it’s nice meet, king”, “I am all so sudden”, etc.
Person of the Year: nominations for congratulations
REWARD ALL GUESTS FOR A FUN EVENING!!!
The title is solemnly awarded to:
1. THE MOST FUNNY
For a smile - simply delightful, for an amazing cheerfulness, for a positive that energizes everyone, for an intoxicating and most sonorous laugh.
2. THE MOST CHARISMATIC
For amazing charm and amazing charisma, for the ability to be a great leader, the ability to rally the team and lead him into the fire, even into the water.
3. THE MOST eloquent
For the ability to be a brilliant and sophisticated interlocutor, for showiness, originality and inimitability.
4. WITTIEST
For a wonderful sense of humor, for amazing jokes and delicious witticisms, for the ability to effortlessly raise the mood of everyone around.
5. MOST TALENTED
For the ability to surprise the team, for unexpected decisions and versatile abilities, for progressiveness, efficiency, and effectiveness.
For stunningness of a wide radius of destruction: tattooing, fashion make-up, readiness to amaze others with a rich collection of fashionable clothes.
7. THE MOST RESPONSIVE
For the ability to find a way out of the most hopeless situation, inexhaustible optimism and cheerfulness, impeccable devotion and reliability.
8. MOST RESPONSIVE
For sensitivity, kindness and breadth of soul, knowledge of everything about everything, care and support.
9. THE MOST WISE
For the readiness to always come to the rescue and give the right advice, for professionalism and golden hands.
10. THE MOST BRUTAL
For maintaining a healthy lifestyle (does not drink or smoke ... almost), regular visits to the gym, compliance with high quality standards according to the ISO system.
11. BEST BOSS
And he is talented, and smart, brilliant, gifted, fair, a little strict, but he will solve everything right on time. Winner and hero, our boss is the golden one!
12. THE BEST OF THE BEST
For brilliant successes and phenomenal achievements, for the desire to be the first and the ability to leave rivals with a nose.
13. THE MOST CARE-FREE
For the ability to enjoy heavenly life and the fulfillment of all your desires at the snap of your fingers.
14. BEST MASTER
For the ability to find the right answer even to the most difficult question, for loving your job and turning it into art.
15. BEST FRIEND
Ready to help everyone! Charged with positivity! With him, we are not afraid to go even to reconnaissance, even for beer!
16. OH MY GOD, WHAT A MAN
Because you are an impeccable man: you are the embodiment of dignity and strength. Because you are a super flash among the stars, being the best is your thing. For the fact that you are all superstars in one bottle, you are the brightest in the Hollywood sky.
17. BEST DRIVER
You press the pedals and fly like a bird in the distance. Ace in parking lots and drifts, school of life on wheels.
18. THE MOST RESPECTED PERSON
For the ability to do the impossible, such as: move mountains, get a star, shove the unimaginable. For kindness, simplicity in communication and modesty.
19. EXPERT ON DIFFICULT SITUATIONS
For the presence of mind always and everywhere, for the ability to get away with it, for having extensive connections and damn charm to maintain and develop them
For a kind heart, easy disposition, amazing charm, captivating at first sight. For a mischievous twinkle in the eyes that can brighten up a cloudy day.
Luxurious, stunning, captivating. Gorgeous and amazingly beautiful!!! Accept the treasured medal soon as a sign of admiration from the assembled guests!
You sing the loudest karaoke - and your voice is heard by everyone around. You are the loudest toast, the loudest you spend your leisure time. You love to shout and laugh, make some noise and surprise with a joke, and there is nothing to even try with you in fiery eloquence! In recognition of all your talents, let me award you a diploma. Be always the same loud, bright, continue to amuse your colleagues!
23. EXPERIENCE OF ETIQUETTE AND GOOD MANNERS
You are a model of beautiful, polished manners, a worthy example in everything to follow. Exquisitely you greet, exquisitely say goodbye, you treat cutlery like a guru. You will find your own approach to everyone, you smile clearly at everyone, even in the palace, even in the Kremlin - you will not be confused anywhere. Allow me, with all the necessary ceremonies, to honor you with the most beautiful diploma.
24. STAR OF PHOTOSHOOT
You, beauty, are friendly with the camera and love to be photographed. Pose, turn, sly look - you will be cooler than every top model! Ah, what a profile and full face! From any angle - just class! You are amazingly photogenic and amazing in every picture! To the little star that is loved by the camera, we present the diploma in admiration. Be always as beautiful and always in a great mood!
25. THE MOST ACTIVE FIDGET
For the activity that you show in everything, for the ideas - you captivate everyone with them! And for the fact that you are leading us, it is interesting for all your friends to always be with you! We congratulate you with this title and wish you wonderful days!
26. THE BEST BOSS
Solemnly awarded with a well-deserved title ... For organizational talent and unsurpassed leadership skills, for professionalism and perseverance in achieving goals, for willingness to move forward and only forward, for sincere concern for the success of the team.
27. MOST BUSINESS EMPLOYEE
For sincere love for your work, for responsibility and organization and a businesslike approach to work, for the desire to always achieve your goals and objectives.
28. MR. DRESS CODE
You are always collected and smartly dressed - isn't this the secret of your victories? A shirt under a suit, a matching tie - you are just a champion in the dress code! For elegant style in every detail, you are worthy of a well-deserved medal.
29. MISS HIGH stilettos
You excite the team with a beautiful gait - charming, captivating, graceful and light! For the beauty of the legs and the elegance of the hairpins, we heartily handed you a medal of honor.
30. Mrs. Whisperer
All evening you whispered loudly and smiled softly. They were engaged in chatter, they had fun with conversation! "Shushukanya" - the team decided so worthy of this special medal. Just make sure that loud chuckles and whispers do not interfere with your work.
31. TO THE BEST STUDENT
With inspiration, perseverance and diligence, you strive for new knowledge with pleasure! You want everything in the world to teach the team to be proud of you.
32. MISS LONG LEGS
Your legs are just a miracle: both beautiful and slender! This is joy, this is pride, the heritage of the country! Long, chic and beautiful - how not to love these legs! Let me congratulate you on them and hand over a letter in your hands.
33. MR JACK
For a chic, strong biceps, for an excellent, powerful triceps, for a relief, clear press - just a miracle of miracles! For a beautiful figure, for your muscles, we hand you a diploma, we reward you with admiration.
34. REAL MACHO AND CONQUER OF HEARTS
Thunderstorm of women's hearts, the perfect man! We award you the title of idol! You know how to take care beautifully and conquer the ladies with a playful smile! You are a model of excellent manners, a worthy example for all men.
35. MR. MUSTACHE
For the best mustache in the world of unprecedented, wondrous, wonderful beauty! You have a reason to be proud of your mustache: a mustache is the pride and glory of a man!
36. THE FASTEST
You are fast and bright, courageous and brave, you rush forward at super speed. Only victories await you ahead - know that success will definitely come to you!
37. KNIGHT - BRAVE
For loyalty to the lady of the heart and deeds in her name, love and kindness to those who need his protection, knightly prowess and loyalty to the code of knightly honor, beliefs and the word of a knight.
38. GOLDEN MAN
Attention! A socialite, she has more gold on her than in the state reserve!
Today we're giving out joke nominations to people whose art is to sell successfully. These are sales managers, salespeople, traveling salesmen, consultants, merchandisers. There are many people who sell goods and services. They have their own holidays, corporate parties. It is appropriate to choose the winners of comic nominations at these events. Managers, sellers will be able to choose the most suitable nominations for their colleagues. Let's start!
"Sell - and no nails ..."
"Here is my slogan and ... full stop." In the comic nomination "Sell - and no nails" we have a great winner. His name is (the name is called). With a sweet smile, he will sell nails, screws, nuts, other goods, and even give (completely free of charge) a little bit of his good mood.
"My light, mirror..."
“My light, mirror, tell me
Yes, tell the whole truth:
Am I the fastest trader
All the more dexterous and cunning?
What question? Of course, the leader in the comic category "My light, mirror" is a born merchant. When he needs to sell, he feels real excitement!
"Queen of the counter"
She sells a product with such dignity! Her smile alone is worth it! The buyer may not really need the product, but how to get past such a beauty. You definitely need to buy something - and you will get high-quality products and a portion of positive.
“You wouldn’t chase, friend, for cheapness”
For cheapness, maybe it’s not worth it, but for stock goods it’s quite. Who organizes the best promotions? Of course, the main one in the above-mentioned comic nomination.
"This operation is known as rotation"
Dear Merchandisers! This joke nomination is for you. Choose the most worthy! He has golden hands. He does not fight back, and never lowers his hands, he can lend a helping hand and give a hand, you will not see him empty-handed, and he will never sit with his hands folded.
“And Vaska listens and sells”
Maybe not Vaska, but Petya Gromykhailov or Ashot Melikov, but, most importantly, he sells! Conscientiously lays out the goods, sorts, weighs, labels. In general, a worthy representative of the trading fraternity!
"Selling a fridge to the Eskimos"
They need it the most! They have minus 50ºС, and the goods cannot stand such extreme temperatures. And the fridge is much warmer! Here the Eskimos are trying to figure out: "Atlant" or "Bosch", "Samsung" or "Nord". And best of all, the winner of the comic nomination “I will sell a refrigerator to Eskimos” will tell you which refrigerator to choose.
"The first fish is mine, and the second is mine"
We announce the best seller of the fish department as the winner in the comic nomination “My first fish, and my second”. Fish is a good commodity, excellent fish is a royal commodity. Therefore, we have a special relationship with the “fishers”!
"Jester Pea" or "King Pea"
And who is the best seller of peas, millet, buckwheat, oatmeal, rice? A fool! The chief in this nomination can joke and sell the goods profitably. Yes, he has no price!
"Like cheese in butter...»
"Look at me, Glafira, inadvertently, by chance,
Grab a piece of cheese, because without cheese - what is tea?
The best in the comic nomination "Like cheese in butter ..." - cheese seller. Dutch, Swiss, Adyghe - he learns geography from cheeses. And he makes them the best!
"Greedy"
Do you want meat? Steak, brisket, chop, shoulder, sirloin? This is for the winner of the comic nomination "Greedy Beef". How does she trade? It's expensive to see. And he will say a compliment to the buyer, and the goods will sell profitably. Real winner!
"Two Pieces of Sausage"
Why only two? The leader in the joke category "Two Pieces of Sausage" will sell as many pieces as needed. And do it with heart!
