What do kids love the most? Of course, cartoons. It is in this section that we have collected a variety of foreign and domestic cartoons. Among the huge selection, there is sure to be one that will especially fall in love with your child. If you have a lot to do or just want to relax, and the child asks for constant attention, and if he doesn’t, then he starts to “dirty”, then cartoons will come to the rescue. By turning on a cartoon for a child, you can distract him for at least half an hour, or even two or three.
This type of art as animation has been around for a long time. During this time, the quality has improved, which cannot but rejoice. Cartoons are madly in love with children of any generation, everyone, as a child, adored cartoons. Many adults at one time had to wait on TV and had to watch what was shown. Someone at one time was lucky if their parents bought cassettes or discs. And the new generation can already watch what they want and without spending from their parent's wallet, because almost every house has a computer and the Internet, with the help of which a huge card file of cartoons for every taste and color is opened.
For the little ones, the Soviet classic is perfect, which is famous for its simplicity, kindness and a pleasant picture. For example, "Crocodile Gena", "Prostokvashino", "Well, wait a minute!", "The Bremen Town Musicians", "Flying Ship", "Winnie the Pooh", "Kid and Carlson" and many others. You can even sit down with your child and reminisce about childhood. Also for young children there are many modern educational cartoons that differ not only in a brighter picture, but in content.
For children who are already finishing kindergarten or studying in elementary school, entertaining cartoons are suitable, where heroes save someone or even the whole world. These are foreign cartoons about superheroes from comics, about sorceresses or fairies, as well as domestic ones about heroes.
Those kids who are already slowly and surely moving towards adolescence may already begin to be interested in cartoons that are especially different in plot. In such cartoons in a relaxed form, the child is forced to think about serious things and experience a lot of emotions. They are suitable for viewing by the whole family, because due to the well-thought-out plot, they will be no less interesting for adults. Such cartoons can be safely put on the same shelf with family films.
Teenagers, despite the fact that they consider themselves adults, still like to watch cartoons. For teenagers, they are already more daring and not as harmless as children. They are dominated by entertainment, adult jokes, teenage problems. These are mainly foreign serial cartoons, such as The Simsons, Family Guy, Futurama, etc.
Do not forget about adults. Yes, they also draw for adults, only they are somewhat similar to teenage ones, but they are more rude, there may be abusive words, intimate overtones and adult problems are affected (family life, work, loans, midlife crisis, etc.).
Cartoons are an art form in which the author's hands are completely free, because you can depict absolutely anything and at the same time add a charming story. We invite you to watch them right now and get great pleasure.
FAVORITE TALE
IN A NEW WAY.
Narrator 1:- Dear viewers,
Do you want to see the story?
Familiar, surprisingly
But with creative additions!
2 storytellers come out. Music sounds quietly.
2nd speaker. The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -
Good fellows lesson!
1st storyteller
Three maidens by the window
Were spinning late in the evening.
(The first is eating a bun, the second is embroidering, the third is looking around)
2nd storyteller
The three of them gathered
Talk about yours.
1. girl (Enshina Darina).
If only I were a queen,
one girl says
I would at any time of the year
I was only into fashion.
By its thin figure,
I would have had three sheepskin coats:
Mini, maxi, which is cooler,
And the perfume is only Gucci
2 girl (Bogatyreva Maria).
If only I were a queen,
Her sister says
The bridegroom would find herself
The house is huge with a mezzanine,
Near the poplar house,
And carpets and pianos
in a hill to make crystal!
Polish furniture in the kitchen
Things super-duper, yes!
Money wallet swells
Six hundredth Mercedes!
2 narrator:
Well, you are a beautiful girl,
If you were a queen
What would you be proud of
What would you do then?
I would have a father-king
I would take care and love
I would sit next to him
I would look at him forever!
1 storyteller:
The hour of midnight was approaching
There was a clatter in the yard:
Enter five heroes,
Five ruddy mustaches.
Grooms at least for selection
here is a cat and a water old fat and lame.
Gingerbread Man, Evil Wolf, scientist cat in chains
Everyone is smart, modest, decent
And they are all well dressed.
Everyone is a noble gentleman!
Virgos are lucky now!
One, two, three, four, five,-
Yes, of course, Water,
Old, fat and lame...
But in the hands of all power
The fish, however, are not in the sweet spot.
Gives all orders
Will only does not give!
2 girl:
Maybe wed with a devil?
Good fellow, friend of the forests,
Ringing bird voices.
And poetry lover
And the spectators of football matches ...
Loves to roam
To start in the thicket of the forest
And about the fact that no stake
And he doesn't have a house.
He only knows how to sing sweetly! ..
Where, what will I live on?
Bitterly cry and grieve?
Well, I do not! I won't!
Better will, but your own!
3rd girl (Bublikova Diana).
Vaughn Koschey is always rich,
Expensive dressing gown on him,
Eats on gold, silver,
Travels everywhere. Only Koschey is always stingy,
Even melt water
All subject to accounting
The one that runs in the spring ...
And he suffers from boredom -
The whole neighborhood knows it...
1 girl looks at the kolobok.
What kind of animal are you, what kind of fish?
Either you are a fruit, a vegetable, or
Are you a frog or a cancer?
1 Narrator:
Kolobok (Tatarnikova Alina) in response to them:
Are you out of your mind, or not?
Hardened while rolling
Through the forests and down the valleys.
Burnt and tanned
I became hard as a rock.
The girls thought.
Maybe the wolf will come in handy, the cat meowed importantly.
There is money and appearance
Will not offend anyone!
He has a huge eye!
This time.
2 girl
And
big head!
This is two.
3 girl
And fangs stick out, look!
It's three.
In general, you are not in the yard,
get away good
1 storyteller
Suitors have turned
went home
And according to everything again
They began to live and live.
Outside the window the dawn woke up
She winked and smiled.
Everyone went home
Modern towers.
And dreams are like stars from the sky
Do not ask for bread in the morning.
To know the price of those dreams
It would be easier, maybe for us.
2 storyteller
Quickly the tale is told
And the misfortune lasts a long time ...
Maybe some girls
This story will come in handy!
I slammed it from the Internet, where exactly, I won’t say now. And changed a bit.
Marfushenka is the eldest, Nastya is mediocre, and Alyonushka is the youngest. And a mirror.
Under our friendly applause, a modest mirror comes out. It becomes here from the side. And so, three sisters sang songs in the evening under the window. They sang, they sang, they said how to get married and go, and how to find suitors.
And now the elder sister Marfushenka comes to the center and says: (Serdyuchka's song, if you are a little over 30 ..),
And the middle sister, Nastyushinka, screamed bitterly (the song "Glory" loneliness is a bastard),
And the youngest Alyonushka, that's what she said to them in response (song Tatyana Ovsienko women's happiness), I put in a song I want to get married, I want to get married
And so the sisters decided to unwind and go to a disco, the three sisters dressed up, showed off, had mercy, spoke tenderly to him in front of their mirror, and now the eldest, Marfushenka, comes up to the mirror, and asks, is the yal in the world all mele all blush and whiter? And she answered the mirror (the song "Gang Andryukha" well, why are you so terrible,)
And the second Nastyushenka laughed, quickly made her way to the mirror, I don’t argue more beautifully, and the mirror answered her, (Korolev Victor’s song, oh how you got me with yourself),
Well, the younger Alyonushka only modestly approached the mirror, and it sang (Meladze’s song, how beautiful you are today),
Only the mirror sang, the door creaked softly, and the king of the side of that sovereign entered the room. (Song Vadim Mulerman - Merry King / tyryam-tyryarim-there-tyr), I put in a non-Russian one, so I sing opin he, opin he.
The three sisters stood up modestly and bowed to the king. The sovereign was single, though no longer young. The king looked at the girls, but became thoughtful. (song inveterate scammers, girls are different),
And the girls were embarrassed but not at all confused, and the first one decided to say a word, the eldest Marfushenka, came up and just said so (Tina Karol. "Baby, my sweet baby"),
The king did not expect such pressure, he even wanted to run away, but the second Nastyushenka jumped up, pushed the first one aside and told the sovereign (song Natalya Vetlitskaya - Playboy),
And the youngest Alyonushka, too, was not born with a bast, went to the middle, straightened her hair, took in a full chest of air, and said take me, take me, I don’t want to.,
And they merged into a dance (sam brow-stop song),
The sovereign got excited, ate, ate, he restrained himself, then the mirror arrived in time, in the ear of the king he sang that Alyonka was just (Tom Jones song, sex bomb),
In euphoria, the king swam, and in joy he decided to bestow gifts on everyone, not to forget anyone. And that's what the eldest marfushenka asked the king, (the song "Serega" is a black boomer),
And the middle one said so directly to the king (song, Viagra, diamonds),
And the youngest Alyonushka didn’t ask for any gifts, but only expressed her secret desire, (Alla Pugacheva’s song, I want I want I want),
The king was completely confused, he wanted to please everyone, all the girls are good and he said from the heart (song if I were a sultan),
Well, you know, the mirror was indignant here, bent menacingly over the king, and said menacingly, “What are you hinting at the royal muzzle, Leading, absolutely agrees with you mirror, we are not in the east and we need to choose one wife, the king thought, thought, thought, went up to the girls, and so he said directly (Song Igorek, but I don’t have money, everyone has the same trouble),
As the sisters heard these speeches, the marfushenka was indignant, approached the king, answered him three clicks and said (Viagra song, get out),
And Nastyushka jumped up, almost knocked the king down, then waved her arms and said to the king in the eyes, (song, Lolita, I will send him to heaven for an asterisk),
Our tsar understood everything here and looked at Alyonushka with apprehension, Alyonka flashed her eyes at the tsar, but not menacingly but kindly, and she sang in a gentle voice, (Factory song - "I'll kiss you"),
The king decided not to doubt and get married with Alenka. Mendelssohn)
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Here's a video on the Internet I saw on this tale. I don't have my video yet. Filmed on someone else's camera, you need to throw it off.
Fairy tale "Three girls under the window"
AuthorThree girls were spinning under the window late in the evening.
Singer If I were a queen, -
The author Says one girl -
Singer I would sing day and night, I would become a superstar.
Fashion designer If I were a queen, -
The author says her sister, -
Fashion designer Wouldn't go to junk, would become the best couturier.
Queen If I were a queen, -
Author Third said the girl, -
Queen I would give birth to a hero for the father of the king.
Author Just had time to say, the door creaked softly,
And the king enters the room, the sovereign of that side.
King Good evening! It just so happened that I heard your words.
Have your way, girls! To be one of you singer.
Vociferous, super old, with a microphone and a guitar.
And the other to be a couturier!
Fashion couturier!
King Do not argue with the king!
You will dress everyone very fashionably, and me first!
Well, you, soul-maiden, -
The author says,
king be queen
And give birth to a hero to me by the end of September.
Author Tsar was not going to for long. Married the same evening
And the young queen, without putting things off in the distance,
Got it from the first night. At that time there was a war.
The king said goodbye to his wife and set off on a long journey.
And the queen began to wait and protect the offspring.
(Reporters with cameras and cameras run out onto the stage, the singer goes, hides behind the throne, the reporters run away).
Queen What a noise! Maybe a thunderstorm? I can't be worried.
Singer A! Sister, how are you?
Queen Yes, she has not yet given birth!
Well, what about you? Became a singer? Vociferous, super old?
Singer Vociferous, superstaroy. With microphone and guitar.
The tsar gave me as a producer as he promised.
Oh look! And here he is!
Queen What's your name?
Singer Philemon!
(producer enters)
song. (phonogram "Tea Rose", in the course of the song a devil comes out of the black piano).
Filimon So, everything! She got up and left. I said I got up and left.
(The singer flirts with the producer, kicks the queen from the throne and sits her husband down).
Queen Look what! Drive the queen.
(takes out a scroll) Phil! May I sign?
Filimon Ah, autograph? It's possible! Signing up is not hard for me.
What is written? "Decree! Behead at the same time…”
Behead? Who?
Queen A of this giver.
Philemon Are you a queen? Mother honest! Didn't acknowledge. Sorry dear!
You sit down and we'll go! We should be in time for the reception,
The oligarchs are there, the ranks are of such magnitude!
Queen And the autograph?
Philemon I'll run to you later, if possible!
(Leave)
Queen Run, of course you can! All sorts of people are walking, they are disturbing!
(Just sits down, let the models go. The queen lifts her legs to the throne. The fashion designer comes out, sings the song “It’s good for the beauties”).
Fashion designer Why, dear queen, Didn't you recognize your sister?
Well, dear, how are you?
Queen Yes, not yet given birth.
But with such relatives, it is not long to be born before the due date.
Fashion designer Okay, rattling around, better look what I've pinned down.
Cool clothes - atas! On you right now.
And models are so models! It looks like they ate.
Basically, keep your mouth shut! Whatever you like - choose!
(The queen takes one of the things and examines skeptically)
Queen No, I certainly won't wear this even at night.
Modelersha In vain! Today it is in vogue. That's it, girls, we're leaving!
Change your mind, call! I'm in tent number 3
In Cherkizovsky everyone knows where to find me, dear!
(They leave. The queen goes into the tent)
Author While the tsar beats long and hard far away,
The time of birth is coming; God gave them a son in arshin.
(The queen leaves the tent with the child. The sisters run in).
Singer Oh! How good!
The fashion designer is wonderful.
Singer The work of the king was not in vain.
Fashion designer Spout, eyes - stunned!
SINGER Give me a look too!
Fashion designer And little hands - look!
Queen Hush you! Don't break!
Singer Na, listen (puts headphones to the child) - this is your aunt singing!
Queen This music, sister, is not suitable for a child. (Pushes back the headphones)
Singer What! I do not like? (steps away) All right!
Modeler Look! She's tired!
Go give birth to yours! You, baby, look!
Super thing! Now let's try!
Queen I can't believe my eyes.
Fashion designer What are you ratting about! Yes, almost half the planet walks in this.
Queen You did not have time to understand the world, to say the first word,
And they already shove you everything that they themselves try on.
In the yard, in the stairwell, at school, everyone knows what's cooler,
What's in fashion, what's on the air. Everyone will be mixed in a gray world.
(leaves)
Modelersha Something I did not understand!
What strange things!
Singer Everything is clear. We sent!
Modelersha And we'll leave it like that?
We will solve everything in a moment. So so! Sit down, write!
You are our king! Lord of the world!
Singer Very beautifully said.
The fashion designer The queen gave birth in the night to either a son or a daughter;
Seal, stamp! Will know how to offend!
(Leave)
(The king enters the stage, sits on the throne. A messenger comes running.)
Tsar The queen gave birth in the night to either a son or a daughter;
Not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown little animal.
Somewhere I saw this. Call me Pushkin!
(Pushkin arrives)
What are you, Pushkin - son of a bitch! I came up with it myself, I said
And here it is, word for word! Which one of you copied from which one?
Pushkin Plagiarism! Your greatness! The most ordinary!
King What was there in the fairy tale?
Pushkin They slandered that queen,
In a barrel, they let it go by sea, they mourned and forgot.
King Everything, now free, friend! Fairy tales, brothers, you need to listen!
The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it - good fellows - a lesson.
(The king gets up and leaves)
Author On the same day, the king hastily surrendered and went to his wife.
(The king comes out with the queen and with the child)
And the sisters, feeling grief, fashion designer with a pop star
They ran around the corners. They were found for strength there.
Here they confessed everything, confessed, burst into tears.
The king, with such joy, let the sisters go home.
Pushkin I was there; I drank honey, drank beer - and only wet my mustache.
The final exit of the actors.
FAVORITE TALE
IN A NEW WAY.
Narrator 1:- Dear viewers,
Do you want to see the story?
Familiar, surprisingly
But with creative additions!
2 storytellers come out. Music sounds quietly.
2nd speaker. The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -
Good fellows lesson!
1st storyteller
Three maidens by the window
Were spinning late in the evening.
(The first is eating a bun, the second is embroidering, the third is looking around)
2nd storyteller
The three of them gathered
Talk about yours.
1. girl (Enshina Darina).
If only I were a queen,
one girl says
I would at any time of the year
I was only into fashion.
By its thin figure,
I would have had three sheepskin coats:
Mini, maxi, which is cooler,
And the perfume is only Gucci
2 girl (Bogatyreva Maria).
If only I were a queen,
Her sister says
The bridegroom would find herself
The house is huge with a mezzanine,
Near the poplar house,
And carpets and pianos
in a hill to make crystal!
Polish furniture in the kitchen
Things super-duper, yes!
Money wallet swells
Six hundredth Mercedes!
2 narrator:
Well, you are a beautiful girl,
If you were a queen
What would you be proud of
What would you do then?
3 girl:
I would have a father-king
I would take care and love
I would sit next to him
I would look at him forever!
1 storyteller:
The hour of midnight was approaching
There was a clatter in the yard:
Enter five heroes,
Five ruddy mustaches.
Grooms at least for selection
here is a cat and a water old fat and lame.
Gingerbread Man, Evil Wolf, scientist cat in chains
Everyone is smart, modest, decent
And they are all well dressed.
Everyone is a noble gentleman!
Virgos are lucky now!
One, two, three, four, five,-
1 girl:
Yes, of course, Water,
Old, fat and lame...
But in the hands of all power
The fish, however, are not in the sweet spot.
Gives all orders
Will only does not give!
2 girl:
Maybe wed with a devil?
Good fellow, friend of the forests,
Ringing bird voices.
And poetry lover
And the spectators of football matches ...
Loves to roam
To start in the thicket of the forest
And about the fact that no stake
And he doesn't have a house.
He only knows how to sing sweetly! ..
Where, what will I live on?
Bitterly cry and grieve?
Well, I do not! I won't!
Better will, but your own!
3rd girl (Bublikova Diana).
Vaughn Koschey is always rich,
Expensive dressing gown on him,
Eats on gold, silver,
Travels everywhere. Only Koschey is always stingy,
Even melt water
All subject to accounting
The one that runs in the spring ...
And he suffers from boredom -
The whole neighborhood knows it...
1 girl looks at the kolobok.
What kind of animal are you, what kind of fish?
Either you are a fruit, a vegetable, or
Are you a frog or a cancer?
1 Narrator:
Kolobok (Tatarnikova Alina) in response to them:
Are you out of your mind, or not?
Hardened while rolling
Through the forests and down the valleys.
Burnt and tanned
I became hard as a rock.
The girls thought.
Maybe the wolf will come in handy, the cat meowed importantly.
Together:
There is money and appearance
Will not offend anyone!
1 girl
He has a huge eye!
This time.
2 girl
And
big head!
This is two.
3 girl
And fangs stick out, look!
It's three.
In general, you are not in the yard,
get away good
1 storyteller
Suitors have turned
went home
And according to everything again
They began to live and live.
Outside the window the dawn woke up
She winked and smiled.
Everyone went home
Modern towers.
And dreams are like stars from the sky
Do not ask for bread in the morning.
To know the price of those dreams
It would be easier, maybe for us.
2 storyteller
Quickly the tale is told
And the misfortune lasts a long time ...
Maybe some girls
This story will come in handy!
