Children love to invent stories, moreover, they really like this activity. Drawings based on such essays look very funny. The page presents stories that the children came up with for the lesson of literary reading in the second grade. Sometimes the concept of fiction is used, it is the same as fiction, only an outdated, colloquial expression.
Angry boar sitting on a branch
And tweeted with his neighbor
Like yesterday he was at the swamp
Met a blue hippo
He climbed a pine tree
And wanted to catch a fox
Angry boar perched on a branch
Gnawing nuts and candy
washed down with lemonade
Suddenly he saw a hunter
The boar fluttered its wings
And fluttered to Mars
The spoon jumped into the plate
And the plate ran
And fell off the samovar
There was a seagull in the samovar
It spilled on the shelves
We all wake up at 3 am. Crows swim. Mice run after cats. And mosquitoes are like elephants.
Khramtsov Seryozha
I've been to wonderland. I saw a raven there, who was cutting the grass in the meadow for the cat.
Parfenov Ilya
Zhuikov Andrey
The fox walked, chalked its tail and shook its horns.
Grew up on a stump with an empty box of pies.
One day I went to the forest and met a hedgehog there. With big big ears. He sat and sang a song: “Let them run awkwardly ... ..” and waited for ripe pears to fall from the apple tree. I chatted with him about business and ran home.
Krivonogova Kristina
Listen guys, I'll tell you a secret.
I have a dragon, he is 10 years old!
We go for a walk with him
We go to lunch with him.
He loves a bun with jam
Eat a bag of candy.
Zhernakova Tamara
Once I was walking along a forest path and saw two frogs jumping up to the sun, fish flying and singing songs.
Ashkanova Edda
One day I was walking in the woods in the summer. Suddenly a hare with a bump in its teeth ran past me. He quickly climbed a tree and hid it in a hollow. Good thing cows don't run up trees. Otherwise, all the trees would lie on the ground.
Chepasov Egor
New trick! Death number!
Behemoth - on the head! The lion was standing on a hippopotamus!
The crocodile was standing on a lion! The wolf was on the crocodile!
And in addition, on the nose of a two-meter boa constrictor ...
The wolf held like a sausage ...
Everyone shouted: Bravo! Bravo!
Suddenly - the unthinkable! A fly sat on a boa constrictor ...
And the boa constrictor, recoiling to the right, slipped on the nose ...
The wolf swayed - and the boa constrictor
Swallowed like a sausage.
Mouth open in surprise
The wolf was eaten by a crocodile.
But in a moment
Hit the lion in the stomach.
The lion staggered - and straight
Fell into the jaws of a hippopotamus.
Kharitonov Danya
The cat lived on the roof, he flew off the roof.
I didn’t understand anything, how did the cat have wings ...
And under the clouds flutters and flies, he catches up with the birds.
Stepanenko Nadia
One day I was walking down the street and saw one dog loudly ... meow, then quickly climbed a tall tree, flapped its wings and flew away.
Grigoruk Kirill
Animals lived in the clearing, they loved tea, they sang songs. They built houses for themselves, squeezed out the clouds, and washed themselves with water from the clouds in the morning, so that the fur of the animals became more beautiful. And Potapych entertained his friends with poems in the clearing. Of course he treated me with honey, he did not forget anyone. In general, life was established there: they extracted juice from wells. Coconut, pineapple and apricot are found in the rivers. It's good in the field! We invite you again!
Ivanova Liza
When I woke up in the morning I saw a note on the table. I read in the note: we went to school, cut the carpet and sweep the refrigerator. Mom and Dad. Until the end, not yet waking up, I went to wash. In the bathroom, I saw my cat brushing her teeth. I got in line and decided to make breakfast. In the refrigerator, I found a couple of bricks, a kilogram of nails, one pack of sand and a bottle of kerosene. This suddenly alarmed me. I looked out the window. Outside, the moon shone brightly and snowdrops jumped merrily. Suddenly the kettle rang and my mother said that they had two more lessons and I needed to feed the cat with shampoo. The cat happily ate a bar of soap and drank a bowl of shampoo. I decided to turn on the TV. I pressed the button and felt my younger sister cracking me: Get up! Happy birthday! Today is April 1st!!!
Perevozkina Dasha
The hedgehog went to school and sees candy growing on a tree. He climbed a tree and ate candy. And he went on to school ... suddenly he felt dizzy, and he became multi-colored. The teacher guessed that the hedgehog ate the candy from the tree and made the hedgehog study after school.
Gulyaeva Nastya
One day I wanted to eat and put a plate of food and a glass of tea on the table. And suddenly the table came to life, he began to run around the house. It's good that we had a bottle of liquid that could turn everything, animate objects into inanimate and vice versa. I started to catch up with the table, catching up, poured it from the bottle right on target and it turned back into an ordinary table. Finally, I began to eat and drink tea.
Vorobyov Sasha
In our yard
I went out for a walk in the courtyard of our house and I see a dog riding a bicycle and meowing. She looked up, two cats were flying, flapping their wings and chirping. To the side, two sparrows are building sand cakes. Eka is unseen!
I looked at all this and went for a walk with the girls.
Pekhtereva Nastya
Bunny went to the store
He bought a limousine there
And he rides in the forest
Wolf, squirrel and fox!
What's happened? I don't understand:
Here the fox screams mu-mu,
And the crows are barking
The pigs are quacking
Flies roam the field
Horses fly in the sky.
Oh!
The pencil broke suddenly!
Everything around was clear.
Floated down the river
Tigers in drushlak,
And behind them is an elephant
On horseback.
It's a warm summer
All people are dressed in fur coats,
Flowers bloom in the snow
Basking on the grass
Seals and walruses
Hedgehog sits on a pine tree
New shirt
Shoe on head
Cap on the leg
I stood at the bus stop, waiting for the trolleybus.
Suddenly a cart drives up, and there are two hedgehogs in the cart.
"Two hedgehogs, two hedgehogs, take us slowly!"
We drove up to the traffic light - no light!
The signal is given by a striped hippopotamus.
We go further: suddenly along the zebra
A five-legged crocamotte runs
And a fluffy sperm whale is walking along the street.
Children love to invent stories, moreover, they really like this activity. Drawings based on such essays look very funny. The page presents stories that the children came up with for the lesson of literary reading in the second grade. Sometimes the concept of fiction is used, it is the same as fiction, only an outdated, colloquial expression.
Angry boar sitting on a branch
And tweeted with his neighbor
Like yesterday he was at the swamp
Met a blue hippo
He climbed a pine tree
And wanted to catch a fox
Angry boar perched on a branch
Gnawing nuts and candy
washed down with lemonade
Suddenly he saw a hunter
The boar fluttered its wings
And fluttered to Mars
The spoon jumped into the plate
And the plate ran
And fell off the samovar
There was a seagull in the samovar
It spilled on the shelves
We all wake up at 3 am. Crows swim. Mice run after cats. And mosquitoes are like elephants.
Khramtsov Seryozha
I've been to wonderland. I saw a raven there, who was cutting the grass in the meadow for the cat.
Parfenov Ilya
Zhuikov Andrey
The fox walked, chalked its tail and shook its horns.
Grew up on a stump with an empty box of pies.
One day I went to the forest and met a hedgehog there. With big big ears. He sat and sang a song: “Let them run awkwardly ... ..” and waited for ripe pears to fall from the apple tree. I chatted with him about business and ran home.
Krivonogova Kristina
Listen guys, I'll tell you a secret.
I have a dragon, he is 10 years old!
We go for a walk with him
We go to lunch with him.
He loves a bun with jam
Eat a bag of candy.
Zhernakova Tamara
Once I was walking along a forest path and saw two frogs jumping up to the sun, fish flying and singing songs.
Ashkanova Edda
One day I was walking in the woods in the summer. Suddenly a hare with a bump in its teeth ran past me. He quickly climbed a tree and hid it in a hollow. Good thing cows don't run up trees. Otherwise, all the trees would lie on the ground.
Chepasov Egor
New trick! Death number!
Behemoth - on the head! The lion was standing on a hippopotamus!
The crocodile was standing on a lion! The wolf was on the crocodile!
And in addition, on the nose of a two-meter boa constrictor ...
The wolf held like a sausage ...
Everyone shouted: Bravo! Bravo!
Suddenly - the unthinkable! A fly sat on a boa constrictor ...
And the boa constrictor, recoiling to the right, slipped on the nose ...
The wolf swayed - and the boa constrictor
Swallowed like a sausage.
Mouth open in surprise
The wolf was eaten by a crocodile.
But in a moment
Hit the lion in the stomach.
The lion staggered - and straight
Fell into the jaws of a hippopotamus.
Kharitonov Danya
The cat lived on the roof, he flew off the roof.
I didn’t understand anything, how did the cat have wings ...
And under the clouds flutters and flies, he catches up with the birds.
Stepanenko Nadia
One day I was walking down the street and saw one dog loudly ... meow, then quickly climbed a tall tree, flapped its wings and flew away.
Grigoruk Kirill
Animals lived in the clearing, they loved tea, they sang songs. They built houses for themselves, squeezed out the clouds, and washed themselves with water from the clouds in the morning, so that the fur of the animals became more beautiful. And Potapych entertained his friends with poems in the clearing. Of course he treated me with honey, he did not forget anyone. In general, life was established there: they extracted juice from wells. Coconut, pineapple and apricot are found in the rivers. It's good in the field! We invite you again!
Ivanova Liza
When I woke up in the morning I saw a note on the table. I read in the note: we went to school, cut the carpet and sweep the refrigerator. Mom and Dad. Until the end, not yet waking up, I went to wash. In the bathroom, I saw my cat brushing her teeth. I got in line and decided to make breakfast. In the refrigerator, I found a couple of bricks, a kilogram of nails, one pack of sand and a bottle of kerosene. This suddenly alarmed me. I looked out the window. Outside, the moon shone brightly and snowdrops jumped merrily. Suddenly the kettle rang and my mother said that they had two more lessons and I needed to feed the cat with shampoo. The cat happily ate a bar of soap and drank a bowl of shampoo. I decided to turn on the TV. I pressed the button and felt my younger sister cracking me: Get up! Happy birthday! Today is April 1st!!!
Perevozkina Dasha
The hedgehog went to school and sees candy growing on a tree. He climbed a tree and ate candy. And he went on to school ... suddenly he felt dizzy, and he became multi-colored. The teacher guessed that the hedgehog ate the candy from the tree and made the hedgehog study after school.
Gulyaeva Nastya
One day I wanted to eat and put a plate of food and a glass of tea on the table. And suddenly the table came to life, he began to run around the house. It's good that we had a bottle of liquid that could turn everything, animate objects into inanimate and vice versa. I started to catch up with the table, catching up, poured it from the bottle right on target and it turned back into an ordinary table. Finally, I began to eat and drink tea.
Vorobyov Sasha
In our yard
I went out for a walk in the courtyard of our house and I see a dog riding a bicycle and meowing. She looked up, two cats were flying, flapping their wings and chirping. To the side, two sparrows are building sand cakes. Eka is unseen!
I looked at all this and went for a walk with the girls.
Pekhtereva Nastya
Bunny went to the store
He bought a limousine there
And he rides in the forest
Wolf, squirrel and fox!
What's happened? I don't understand:
Here the fox screams mu-mu,
And the crows are barking
The pigs are quacking
Flies roam the field
Horses fly in the sky.
Oh!
The pencil broke suddenly!
Everything around was clear.
Floated down the river
Tigers in drushlak,
And behind them is an elephant
On horseback.
It's a warm summer
All people are dressed in fur coats,
Flowers bloom in the snow
Basking on the grass
Seals and walruses
Hedgehog sits on a pine tree
New shirt
Shoe on head
Cap on the leg
I stood at the bus stop, waiting for the trolleybus.
Suddenly a cart drives up, and there are two hedgehogs in the cart.
"Two hedgehogs, two hedgehogs, take us slowly!"
We drove up to the traffic light - no light!
The signal is given by a striped hippopotamus.
We go further: suddenly along the zebra
A five-legged crocamotte runs
And a fluffy sperm whale is walking along the street.
Fiction for children of senior preschool and primary school age
Baldovskaya Gulya Rashitovna, educator of the MB preschool educational institution "Fairy Tale" No. 385, Yekaterinburg.This material is intended for primary school teachers, educators of the senior group.
Target: To develop phonemic hearing, auditory attention and logical thinking by compiling absurdities.
Tasks: 1. Raise interest in the artistic genre "Fables"
2. Cultivate children's imagination and fantasy.
3. Develop all aspects of oral speech.
4. Create a positive emotional mood.
Fables (shifters, absurdities, confusion) allow you to evaluate the child's elementary figurative ideas about the world around him and about the logical connections and relationships that exist between some objects of this world: animals, their way of life, nature. With the help of the same technique, the child's ability to reason logically and grammatically correctly express his thoughts is determined. The technique is intended for children of preschool and primary school age.
Alive - well - I'm in the hospital.
Fed up - I want to eat,
At least I'll eat a cow.
These are the funny rhymes that people called shifters; everything is turned upside down in them.
Read the confusions to the children and invite them to look for inconsistencies. Read the first confusion as a whole work, and then two lines at a time, so that the children, immediately after reading them, call what the author confused. Listening to confusions will allow children not only to develop auditory attention, but also to understand what happens when words are reversed.
Warm spring now
Our grapes are ripe.
Horned horse in the meadow
Jumping in the snow in summer.
Late autumn bear
Likes to sit in the river.
And in winter among the branches
"Ha-ha-ha!" - sang the nightingale.
Quickly give me an answer -
Is it true or not? (L. Stanichev.)
A cat barks from a basket,
Potato grows on a pine tree
The sea flies across the sky
The wolves ate their appetite.
Ducklings croak loudly
Kittens croak softly.
A bulb crawled like a snake. It turned out to be a mess. (V. Burykina.)
The traffic light melts in the sun
The shepherd barks at the cat
The snowman in the corner is meowing
The dump truck teaches lessons
The chess player burns without smoke,
The spider caught a burbot
The fisherman climbed on a sheaf,
The red cat wrinkled his forehead.
The student brought sand
The fox terrier blows the horn...
We need to hurry
Put everything in its place!
Drove the village
Past the man.
Suddenly from under the dog
The gates are barking.
He grabbed a club
Broke an axe.
And for our cat
Ran the fence.
It was in January
First of April.
It was hot in the yard
We are frozen.
Over the iron bridge
Made from boards
There was a tall man
Short stature.
Was curly without hair,
Thin as a barrel.
He didn't have children
Only son and daughter
Mammoth and papont walked on the river,
Babant and grandfather were lying on the stove.
And the granddaughter was sitting on the porch
And he twisted his trunk into rings.
White bunny, where did you run?
- Into the oak forest.
- What did you do?
- Lyki fought.
- Where did you put it?
- Under the deck.
- Who stole it?
- I don't know, I don't know.
Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandpa Egor is coming.
He is on a gray wagon,
On a creaky horse
Belted with an ax
The belt is tucked into the waist
Boots wide open
Zipun on bare feet.
Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandpa Egor is coming.
Himself on a filly
wife on a cow
children on calves,
Grandchildren on goats.
Moved down from the mountains
lit a fire,
They eat porridge
Listen to a fairy tale.
The poodle went with him, jumping over the fence.
Ivan, like a log, fell into the swamp,
And the poodle drowned in the river like an axe.
Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting
With him, the poodle skipped along like an axe.
Ivan fell through a log into the swamp,
And the poodle jumped over the fence in the river.
Ivan Toporyshkin went hunting
With him, the poodle fell into the fence in the river.
Ivan, like a log, jumped over the swamp,
And the poodle jumped onto the ax. (D. Harms)
Barrel of little dogs
- Let me
tickle piece,
Give me a laugh -
two pinches,
Three tablespoons
Winds
And thunderstorms
Four meters!
Squeal-squeal -
Two hundred grams
Plus half a liter
Noise-gams,
Yes, a gulp of rope
And a skein of soda! -
- I'll give you everything
What would you like,
If you
Give in exchange
Bale Boys,
FartGirls
Yes kegDog! (B. Zakhoder)
A cat barks from a basket,
Potato grows on a pine tree
The sea flies across the sky
The wolves ate their appetite.
Ducklings croak loudly
Kittens croak softly.
The bulb crawled like a snake -
It turned out to be a confusion. (V. Burykina.)
The bug did not finish the bun -
Reluctant, tired.
A hurricane hit the island.
The last ram remained on the palm tree.
The dog sits down to play the harmonica
Red cats dive into the aquarium
Socks begin to knit canaries,
Flowers for babies are watered from a watering can. (Z. Aleksandrova.)
Freaks
I sent eccentrics to the market,
Gave eccentrics nickels:
One nickel
- On a sash,
Another nickel - on the cap,
And the third nickel - so.
On the way to the market eccentrics
Messed up all the pennies:
Which penny -
On the sash
Which penny -
on the cap,
And which penny -
So.
Only at night the eccentrics came,
They brought me back the nickels.
- Sorry,
But we are in trouble:
We forgot -
Which - where:
Which nickel is on a sash,
Which nickel is on the cap,
And which penny -
So. (Yu. Vladimirov)
An evil boar sharpened its fangs,
The steamer blew
The nightingale sat on a branch,
The porcupine languished in a cage,
The cat was catching its tail
Masha taught physics
Pinocchio ate all the pancakes,
The tailor sewed his pants
The hedgehog was chasing mice
Chizh flew under the clouds,
Cancer moved his mustache
The table was set for dinner
The kettle gurgled on the fire,
The boy was jumping in the yard.
Lived once
Lived once
grandfather and grandmother
With little granddaughter
My red cat
They called it a bug.
And they are crested
The name of the foal
And they also had
chicken Burenka.
And they also had
Dog Murka,
And also -
two goats:
Sivka da Burka! (Yu.Chernykh)
Miller
The rain is warm
The sun is pouring.
Miller grinds
Water in the well.
Laundress on the stove
Erases the trough.
grandmother in the river
I toasted the sieve.
Cucumbers play hide and seek
Babies grow up in the garden
Musketeers sleep in the ravine
Pigs are sharpening their swords
Crayfish run in a gang to the circus,
Children doze under a snag,
Wolves swim on the bottom
Pikes howl at the moon.
What kind of bullshit is this?
Sharpen your pencil!
I command you
Put everything in its place!
I do not praise myself in vain,
I say to everyone and everywhere
What any suggestion.
I'll repeat right away.
Vanya rode a horse
Led a dog on a belt
And the old woman at this time
Washed the cactus on the window.
Riding a cactus on a horse
Led the old woman on a belt,
And the dog at this time
Soap Vanya on the window.
I know what I'm saying
I said I'll repeat
It came out without error
Why boast in vain? (E. Uspensky)
WHAT WORDS ARE
There is a sweet word - a rocket,
There is a quick word - candy.
There is a sour word - wagon,
There is a word with a window - lemon.
There is a prickly word - rain,
There is a word wet - a hedgehog.
There is a stubborn word - spruce,
There is a green word - a goal.
There is a book word - a tit,
There is a word forest - page.
There is a funny word - snow,
There is a fluffy word - laughter.
Stop! Stop! Sorry guys.
My car is at fault.
A mistake in poetry is not a trifle,
It is necessary to print like this: (M. Plyatskovsky)
The cook was preparing dinner
And then the lights were turned off.
Bream cook takes
And lowers it into compote.
Throws logs into the cauldron,
She puts jam in the oven.
It interferes with the soup with a stalk,
Ugli beats with a ladle.
Sugar slips into the broth
And he is very pleased.
That was the vinaigrette
When the light was fixed.
The gardener showed us such a garden,
Where in the beds, densely populated,
The cucumbers grew
Pomidi grew,
Radishes, chives and repus.
Celery ripened
And the carrots are ripe
The asparagus has already begun to crumble,
And such bottles
Yes furry pods
Every gardener would be scared.
In a wonderful country
In one country
In a wonderful country
Where not to be you and me,
Boot with black tongue
Lags milk in the morning
And all day in the window
The potato looks like an eye.
The bottle neck sings
Gives concerts in the evening
A chair with curved legs
Dancing to the harmonica.
In one country
In a strange country...
Why don't you believe me? (I. Tokmakova)
Amazing garden
In my garden -
Crocodile
Grows!!!
And in the Moscow River
Cucumber lives!
In autumn in the garden
Crocodile
Ripe!
Cucumber in the Moscow River
Ate all the frogs!
I'm afraid guys
What's for this year
Will grow in the garden
Scary hippo.
And in the Moscow River
Bite on the hook -
How do you like it?-
Terrible zucchini!
Oh! When in the garden
Will everything be alright!? (Yu.Koval)
And here the syllables are mixed up in words. So, we begin gluing words from scattered syllables.
Study these lines by putting the pieces together correctly.
BODY
Along the path at full speed
A rooster flies from the forest.
He shouts: "Ku-ka-re-ku!"
Honor and glory to the mushroom picker!
I filled my body
And I'm running home!
A hedgehog snorted from under the tree:
- You will shake all the mushrooms!
The hedgehog is right: the rooster
There is one rubbish in the box.
Ka - ro - may - le - sy - hedgehog - nok - vic,
Under - axes - wick - ry - but - zhik,
Ka - sich - whether - under - re - 6e - zo,
Nush - ka - pe - nok - ox - oh.
ELEPHANT'S BIRTHDAY
It was Sunday
Elephant's birthday party.
The guests sang, had fun,
So spinning, so spinning,
That shattered into pieces.
One two three four five,
Help guests gather:
AN - lo - ti - pa - di - ko - dil,
Ko - kro - shim - ze - pan - ko - ri - ril,
Ena - mot - ge - be - raf - gi,
Moore - go - la - le - bra - braz - zhi!
REPAIR
What is stone? What's made of ice?
Sul - mi - ka - ra - pi - so - yes!
Who crawls and who flies?
Ka - tria - y - ka - guz - so - lit!
Where is the car? Where is the country?
Sa - ar - mo - gene - ti - dump - on!
Who is in the pond? Who is in the meadow?
Re - be - la - nok - same - shka - gu!
What's in the closet? What is on the table?
Vi - bash - zor - those - ka - ru - le!
Readings. Most often, parents take them from the primer.
Preschoolers, and even younger students, get tired of reading textbooks from time to time. Then it is useful for them to throw something funny: short funny stories, fables, fables in verse.
We write about preschoolers, but working with funny short texts is even more useful for first graders. Here we also need to take into account the “clip attention” of modern children, which is quickly depleted. And such texts activate interest in what is being read. After them, it is easier to return to reading about something that is not very interesting.
Tales in development
What are fables? The definition for children is - it's all sorts of "confusion". This is probably the simplest explanation.
Fables (absurdities) are important in the development of children for the following reasons:
- a variant of the development of the mind: absurdity is not nonsense, and it is not always easy to catch its meaning;
- allow you to look at the world from a different angle;
- forms an understanding of the comic - a sense of humor.
Unusual and funny use of objects
To understand fables, all sorts of absurdities, it is useful to start work by inventing an unusual use of objects:
- Put a bowl on your head instead of a hat;
- Jump on a chair, as it has legs,
- Attach a bow like wings to a cat to fly;
- To catch fish with a pan;
- Take a washbasin instead of an umbrella outside in the rain ...
Words can be changed: say, for example, instead of "snowdrifts" - "snowballs".
Fables in verse
Tasks for finding and explaining fables in a poem
- Find the fables and underline them with a pencil.
- Show why this doesn't happen.
Confusion-Confusion 1
Warm spring now.
Our grapes are ripe.
Horned horse in the meadow
Jumping in the snow in summer.
Late autumn bear
Likes to sit in the river.
And in winter among the branches
"Ha-ha-ha" - sang the nightingale
Give me an answer quickly
Is it true or not? (L. Stanichev)
forest fiction
Somehow in the summer on the edge
Three frogs were crowing.
The bunny ran up to them,
The beak opened and mooed.
An elk flew over them.
(Moose couldn't sleep.)
The moose shouted loudly from heaven:
- Hush, brothers, this is a forest!
Confusion-Confusion 2
A cat barks from a basket,
Potato grows on a pine tree
The sea flies across the sky
The wolves ate their appetite.
Ducklings croak loudly
The kittens are quacking.
The bulb crawled like a snake.
There was confusion. (V. Burykina)
Amazing garden
In my garden -
The crocodile is growing!
And in the Moscow River
Cucumber lives!
In autumn in the garden
The crocodile is up!
Cucumber in the Moscow River
Ate all the frogs!
I'm afraid guys
What's for this year
Will grow in the garden
Scary hippo.
And in the Moscow River
Bite on the hook -
How do you like it?-
Terrible zucchini!
Oh! When in the garden
Will everything be alright!? (Yu. Koval)
I don't brag about myself...
I do not praise myself in vain,
I say to everyone and everywhere
What any suggestion.
I'll repeat right away.
Vanya rode a horse
Led a dog on a belt
And the old woman at this time
Washed the cactus on the window.
Riding a cactus on a horse
Led the old woman on a belt,
And the dog at this time
Soap Vanya on the window.
I know what I'm saying
I said I'll repeat
It came out without error
Why boast in vain? (E. Uspensky)
Lived once...
Lived once
grandfather and grandmother
With little granddaughter
My red cat
They called it a bug.
And they are crested
The name of the foal
And they also had
Chicken Burenka.
And they also had
Dog Murka,
And also two goats:
Sivka da Burka! (Yu. Chernykh)
Confusion 3
Look at the bunny
Honey - two barrels full,
And no carrots!
And the red-haired squirrel
Three carrots on a plate
And no nuts!
And nuts - at the bull,
Two oak chests
And there is no weed!
And Petit-cockerel
Three bags of weed!
And there are no grains!
At furry bear cubs
The grains are in the bowl,
And there is no honey!
And Zhura-Crane
Three bowls of jelly
And there are no frogs!
And Masha in a circle
The frogs are croaking.
The frog is jumping -
What does this mean?
This means,
It's all mixed up here.
Now try it yourself
Put everything in its place! (V. Danko)
These poetic absurdities can be given to children by ear, offering to perform some action upon hearing a fable.
Stories are fiction
Purpose: search for fables and replace them with "ordinary" text
- Find lies.
- Retell the story the way it really is.
Fiction about Masha and mother.
This is Masha. She is six years old. Masha goes to work every morning. She is a salesperson. Masha has a mother. In the evening, Masha takes her to kindergarten. While Masha is working, her mother walks, has lunch and sleeps. Mom knows that in the morning Masha will come for her.
A story about a rabbit.
There lived a hare in the forest. He was huge, horned. All the animals were afraid of him. How to see who is hiding where. The wolf immediately dives into the river. The fish hide in burrows. The bear immediately flies away. And the fox peeps out of the hollow high on the tree. One gray mouse was not afraid of a hare. She was into boxing. He will stand in the way of a hare, but when he starts waving his fists. The hare never offended her. Only threatened to eat.
Huge untruth.
Once upon a time there lived a hare in the woods. A bogeyman like no other people or animals have ever seen. Once a hare came to talk. He sees a crocodile swimming. The hare shouted to the crocodile:
Swim here. I want to ride on you.
Crocodile says:
Hakhanki! Run along the water. Catch up, I'll ride.
Vanya heard that there is a fish swamp in the forest. There are even crocodiles. And the fish are invisible. Vanya went fishing. I put on a shirt with short sleeves so that mosquitoes would not bite. He put on sandals so that his feet would not get wet. I took a bucket without a bottom - to carry the fish home. Neighbor asks: What will you fish for? Hands. I'll grab my tail and won't let go. How many fish will Vanya catch? Purpose: inventing fables by the children themselves After a short acquaintance with the "mixers" it is useful to invite the guys to come up with fables. Some people get very interesting, funny and understandable short texts for other children, as, for example, a seven-year-old boy wrote. Once upon a time there was a potato with eyes. The potato looked at everything around, and then told the other potatoes. Then she got tired of it. How stupid are you. I'm bored with you. I'm going to see the world She jumped out of the bag and went for a walk in the kitchen. And the owner was a witch. And she had a birthday. Why are you getting confused under your feet, she asked the potato. But the potato became proud and did not answer. Then the hostess turned the proud potato into a potato cake and served it to the guests for tea. And they ate it happily. (Kirill Tikhonov, 7 years old) Fables help to understand the hidden meaning of the text. Funny short texts are also good for developing the imagination of preschoolers. Playing with fables, the child begins to listen to the word, which contributes to intuition. Fables. Fables for children are short stories about phenomena and actions that do not happen in nature, about what actually does not and cannot be. Even our ancestors showed imagination and composed fables that were passed from mouth to mouth. These funny poems are very popular with children, in addition, they develop the memory and thinking of the baby. What is fiction? *** Grandfather curly without hair,Fiction about clever Vanya
Fables invented by children
Fiction about potatoes with eyes.
It means: Wolf and Lioness
Bring your kids
By car to kindergarten.
And then - sped off into the mountains
To work in the Children's City,
Where in the "Salon of Kindness"
Giving Squirrels flowers.
***
Now listen guys
I will sing awkwardly
A bull is flying in an airplane
The rooster plows on the pig.
The hog is flying on the fence,
Leaves are measured by arshin,
Collects on a needle
To avoid wrinkles.
A cow lies on a ditch
Girded with kvass,
The dough is kneaded and whipped
Runs a swan.
***
The horse ate grass, ate,
And she's sick of weed.
The horse came to the store
And I bought chocolate.
***
Because of the clouds, because of the mountains
Uncle Yegor is coming.
He is piebald on a cart,
On a creaky horse
Belted with an ax
wide open boots,
Barefoot caftan,
And a pocket on the head.
***
A hare sits on a birch
Smokes dried boots.
The telephone pole got married
I took the cart from the bull.
The bull got angry at this
And killed the samovar.
***
- They say: are you alive, healthy?
- No, I'm in the hospital.
- They say: are you fed up?
- No, I really want to eat,
I can even swallow a cow!
***
Murzik fashioned from snow
Two wheeled cart.
Dogs harnessed to it
They took the cat to the races.
***
The cook is riding on a plate,
Two pans in front
And the pelvis is behind.
The cook calls out to him:
"Where is my pelvis?"
Heard irons,
They hummed like bugs.
Heard the spoons
They jumped like fleas.
The poker went to dance,
And grab her to sing along.
***
Once upon a time there was grandfather Yegor
On the edge of the forest
He grew fly agaric
Right on top.
Elk came out from behind a bush,
Ate a beautiful mushroom
And Yegor whispered:
"You have to clean your ears."
***
A goat in a beard
Two frogs live
A bear sits on its back
Hold on to the ears.
***
The wolf worked as a shepherd
At the Preschool Farm.
Ride with a fiery whip
On a harmful cow.
Pas fidget kids
In the candy field.
He told them a secret
How to study at school.
And the boys are thugs
Pickled cucumbers in the field
Treated the shepherd
And they laughed: “Ha ha ha!”
***
A hare sits on a fence
In aluminum pants.
And who cares -
Maybe the hare is an astronaut.
***
You guys listen
I will sing awkwardly
A pig is placed on an oak tree,
A bear is steaming in the bath.
Under the barn two magpies
fried jam,
The chickens ate the rooster
They say dogs.
***
At the station in the new hall,
The cat is headless.
While looking for the head
Legs got up and went.
***
A cow floats on the river
Overtook the ship.
A crow stands on its horns
And rowing straw.
***
Thin as a barrel.
He has no kids
Only son and daughter.
***
A hare sits on a birch
Reads a book aloud.
A bear came to him
He listens, sighs.
***
Nonsense, nonsense
These are just lies:
Hay is cut on the stove
Rocker crayfish.
***
Early in the morning, in the evening
Late at dawn
Uncle rode on horseback
In a chintz carriage.
And behind him at full speed
jumping steps,
The wolf tried to swim
A bowl of pies.
The hare looked up at the sky
There's an earthquake
And from the clouds on him
Dripping jam.
***
You guys listen
I'll sing a lie to you:
Instead of a pretzel - donuts
The man swallowed the arc.
***
There is a cart on the mountain
Tears drip from the arc.
There is a cow under the mountain
Puts on boots.
***
From behind the clouds, from the fog
A man rides a ram.
And behind him on mosquitoes
Children jump in felt boots
And the wife on a flea
Rides along the track.
***
Hedgehog sits on a pine tree -
new shirt,
Shoe on head
Cap on the leg.
***
Rides on a fox
hen riding,
A head of cabbage is running
With a somersault hare.
Catching a pike in the sea
fisherman's net,
swimming cow
In a cap of milk.
grain of wheat
The sparrow pecks
And the worm to the crow
Carries in a box.
***
A brick floats on the river
Wood like glass.
Well, let yourself float
We don't need plasticine.
This is a story about a hedgehog
He flies into his nest
A fly is also a plane,
Only very small.
***
Where is it seen
And in what village is it heard
For a hen to give birth to a bull,
Piglet laid an egg
Yes, I took it to the shelf.
And the shelf broke
And the egg didn't break.
The sheep fluttered
The mare clucked:
- Oh, where, where, where!
We didn't have it like that
So that the armless man robbed our cage,
The bare-bellied man put it in his bosom,
And the blind man was peeping
And the deaf man overheard
And the legless man ran after him,
The tongueless "guard" screamed.
***
I bought a lamb
Early in the market
I bought a lamb bagel:
For sheep, for sheep
TEN poppy rings,
NINE sushi,
EIGHT buns,
SEVEN cakes,
SIX cheesecakes,
FIVE cakes,
FOUR donuts,
THREE cakes,
TWO gingerbread
And I bought ONE kalach -
I didn't forget about myself!
And for the wife - sunflowers.
