Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulations from New Russian grandmothers”.
(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):
We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaking):
A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!
Judging by your appearance, you did not come up with anything worthwhile!
Flower:
Well, why is that?! What do you think I am, good for nothing, or what ?!
So, your expiration date has long passed!
Flower:
Say it too! Yes, all the men look back at me! There, look, and our Anniversary looks so mysteriously!
Sure, it's a mystery! Why, they say, they priperlis here, and even for a couple?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let's show him the full breadth of our repertoire!
Come on, Flower, sing along! You are the loudest among the two of us!
Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
He adorned his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a great authority! (last 2 lines repeat)
What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive?!
Flower:
Yes, it did…
You listen to what the birthday man should sing on the Jubilee:
(sings, addressing the Anniversary, to the motive of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):
Your guests on the Jubilee
Sitting friendly!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared the toast
Everyone drinks for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!”-
Let's say love
Let's say love!
We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And let's drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on the holiday
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching up to the birthday man for a kiss, and then the Flower says):
Dear birthday man, respect the old ladies, drink with us on brotherhood, we will remember the century with a kind word!
(Congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with the birthday man for brotherhood)
CONGRATULATION SCENE FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN
(he is dressed in a black T-shirt, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands is an envelope with money or for fun - souvenir bucks)
— Lyudmila! Are you, in fact, we have a birthday girl in all respects, or what?
- I wish that no one crumbles a loaf on your head!
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!
SCENES FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY “THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW SINGING LATE EVENING”
Three maidens by the window
Singing late at night!
You all ask about
Did they all sing together?
About my girlfriend
Sang songs on the anniversary!
(three girls come out, each sing their own song for the birthday girl)
1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song to the motive “Birch, dear friend)
Lyubasha, dear friend,
You are my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how is it without each other,
Tell me, how is it without each other
We treated you! (3 lines last repeat)
Soul reaching out for me
You put your hands on my shoulders,
When I feel bad - you are with me,
You, if it's bad - I'm with you,
Now you will not spill us with water forever! (3 lines last repeat)
2 GIRLFRIEND
(sings a song to the motive “We honestly want to tell you”)
I have to tell you honestly
I need a friend like this!
She is like the sun, friendly, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!
Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
Everyone around is delighted with you!
So stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (repeat entire verse)
3 GIRLFRIEND (you can wear a wig and dress of a sultry Cuban, as the song is performed to the tune of “Beisana, beisana mucho ...”)
No you,
There is no better you
There is no prettier and smarter and kinder than you!
No you,
You are not cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
We all love you, dear Lyubochka,
And we love you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, love!
Let you
Everything works out!
May all your dreams and wishes come true on time!
Happiness let
Will not turn away!
Joy, love protect your home threshold!
REPEAT CHORUS
SCENES FOR THE ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY OF A BOILER WORKER
As you know, without water
Neither here nor there!
We often suffer
From this nonsense.
But our birthday
Will eliminate problems
On her duty, we know
Water is not scarce!
For this, grateful residents will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(residents come out - a woman in curlers, in a dressing gown and with a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from glass to glass)
SONG OF GRATEFUL RESIDENTS
(to the motive “How steamboats see off, not at all like trains”)
At our boiler room Tatiana
Works for a year
With hot water all the time
This is why our house lives!
Water from the tap in the kitchen splashes,
And the water warms us
And my heart trembles with joy
When there is water in the apartment!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, all around water!
She watches the degrees
Water pressure is always good!
To treat work like this
You won't find people!
She is so funny
And the voice of the call, like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
Shine in her eyes!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, we always have!
SCENES FOR THE BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG OF D'ARTAGNANA (the husband of the birthday girl is dressed in his suit):
(to the motive "I love you, life!")
- I love you, Tanya,
That in itself is not new!
I love you Tan!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tired
You feed me
Even though you've worked hard!
Oh how the years fly by
Well, don't be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything -
You are as young as ever!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no rest!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a woman “Brownie”. (The brownie comes out - this is a participant in the scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a rope and short pants with patches. He sings a song to the birthday girl to the motive of "Robin")
I beg you for courage
Pour me a glass!
I will say then in the hour of joy
Why come to you!
(the birthday girl pours a glass of brownie, he drinks and sings the next verse):
Do you like to clean everything in the apartment?
And cleanliness everywhere you watch specifically!
Corners trying to sweep better,
On the pope you whip me imperceptibly!
Please be kind
With me, Marina, henceforth,
In the corner so that, without fear, I
I could sit until dark!
Dear birthday girl, now accept a gift from me:
(takes out a broom)
I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in circulation! (slaps himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I want to bloom, bloom!
Today I promise everyone:
I will always guard your house!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of a man “Chatushki from New Russian attendants”
(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):
Flower:
Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!
Flower:
Tie your tongue tight
I won't give up my seat!
My compliment is much needed
I love the jubilee!
You forgot to see at all
Why did you come here!
A sign of attention really asks
Anniversary from us, bullshit!
Flower:
You're right, I'm just bastard
When I see Vova!
But I'm shy to say "I love you"
He has his own family!
Drift, do not drift, but still you need
Be bolder with you!
So let's shout together:
“Happy Anniversary, dear!”
(approach the hero of the day with kisses)
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!
So listen and do all my tasks:
I know you will remember
What I did as a child
How carefree with friends
You jumped on a skipping rope!
(suggest to jump rope)
To restore you
For further tricks of strength,
I suggest you drink
This super dope is cute!
(offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)
The ball is a child's best friend!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick your knee!
(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you kick masterfully
What is there to say for a long time!
We owe you seriously
Very generous reward!
(jokingly they pour a glass of vodka to the birthday man)
We whistle from acacia trees
Did it many times as a kid!
musical variations
We are waiting for you now!
(they offer the birthday boy to play the children's whistle or pipe)
For these numbers
Together we will shout “Hurrah!”
And they also ask for a glass
Your guests are children!
(all together drink a toast to the happy childhood of the birthday boy)
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!
(takes out a large head of garlic from the basket and introduces the first remedy):
Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any disease!
Eat tops and roots
To cleanse the intestines!
bad smell
Everyone will be plunged into a slight shock,
But you eat fundamentally
Dope grass root!
(gives garlic to the birthday man and takes out the second remedy - horseradish or a jar of grated horseradish, which you can buy in the store, introduces the second remedy):
For there to be no change
And everything in the family was friendly,
Once a week this fuck
At night, you really need to eat!
He will immediately raise the tone
And take care of your chakra!
He is, believe me, a champion,
Compared to Viagra!
(gives this tool and takes out the third one - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large letters, introduces it):
Sprinkle with living water
You need everything in your apartment!
This method is not easy
But known all over the world!
You first from the inside
Please your body with it
And then sprinkle
All corners with their own water!
dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden
This is a small worm
I ate a barrel from an apple!
And we have a birthday
Gardener, well, just class!
She's always fine
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why the question
We call the worm for interrogation:
Let the guests explain
Your excellent appetite!
(a man comes out dressed up as a worm, that is, you can put a very long green cap on your head, he greedily gnaws an apple, then sings a song):
SONG OF THE GARDEN PEST.
(to the motive “We are cheerful guys, we are October guys”)
I, friends, are a signaling device,
From nitrate indicator!
If I eat an apple
So everyone can eat!
I respect the plum with a pear,
I just love cherries!
Don't scold me in vain
I'm more useful than aphids!
Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I'll find a job!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this vitriol is copper
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!
Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
Extraordinary Citizen!
He looks a little weird
He wants to say thank you
And for what - now we find out.
Guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
SONG OF EARS.
(to the motive of a song about Cheburashka “I was once a strange nameless toy ...”)
I used to be weird
Eating manna porridge
That's why he grew those ears!
About trendy diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, immediately applied!
But somehow on Sunday
me for my birthday
Larisa invited and I decided to go,
From tasty treats
Have a nice experience
I could not go away for a long, long time!
I spit on the diet
Bought some candy!
Thank you, Larisa, I want to tell you
For inviting
And tasty food
After all, the ears have become cool again!
(removes big ears and says a toast):
To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour now!
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is a famous doka in miracles!
On the carpet he, so quickly,
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, O most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honored guests! ”She spreads a rug, sits on it, bending her legs in an oriental way, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your innermost desires! But first, my wisest one, let me ask you some wise questions!
(birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Let me hear my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my darling! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she?
(correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your venerable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out first hair)
Fulfill all wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out second hair)
Let it be so, and not otherwise! (pulls out third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh distinguished guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. I beg you, for everything I’m ready, to pull out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes out a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests draw them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Have a glass of wine
For a rosy face!
Treat the neighbor on the left
A stack of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack on the cheek of a friend on the right!
compliment now
Birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Good guests today
Throw away your shyness
Tell a joke
This is what people want from you!
We'll have fun
If you get up now
In the pose of a swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a small!
Birthday girl with us
Feast for the eyes, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile at all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't play too hard!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing back
Forget for a while
About chondrosis, my favorite!
Describe a circle with your right foot
Knocking on the tummy with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Not a drop should be spilled!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law,
You speak without hesitation!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
(2-3 girls in oriental costumes come out and dance a belly dance to some oriental melody, or the soundtrack of the song “Rasputin” performed by the Boni M. Hottabych ensemble is very suitable, then he comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says) :
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, mistress of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
(bows to everyone in the east and leaves).
Well, what is an anniversary without jokes and laughter? Of course, bad and boring! Therefore, we offer you comic sketches of congratulations on the anniversary of the woman, thanks to which there will be jokes and laughter on your anniversary. Each scene is something different and unusual. The main thing is to approach the process creatively and “charge” the guests with positive.
It will also not be bad if you find costumes for the participants in the scene. After all, when the characters have their own appearance and appearance, it looks and is accepted in a completely different way.
If you have gathered to congratulate your woman friend on her anniversary, then do not rush. No, of course it is necessary to congratulate her, do not rush to do it corny! First, look at the cool scenes of congratulations on the anniversary of the woman that are right in front of you. And when you look, you will choose any, which will become your congratulations. And believe me, no one has ever seen anything like this, and everyone will definitely remember this moment forever.
Going to some holiday, you always think, how can I congratulate the hero of the occasion? After all, everyone will read poetry, say words of congratulations, and all this is so banal that it will get boring after two or three people. And how you want to stand out, so that your congratulations will be remembered and said - it was just super! Costumed and funny scenes for a woman's anniversary will help you brightly and unusually congratulate your friend on her anniversary. Our skits are positive and always in a good mood.
So the time has come when your friend or girlfriend turned exactly 60 years old. Yes, this is an honorable and respectable age. But it's not that age. To sit on the couch and be sad. Therefore, be sure to persuade your girlfriend to celebrate such a wonderful anniversary. Moreover, we have cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman at 60 years old. Show these scenes for anniversaries, and then your friend will thank you so much for not letting such an event as a 60th anniversary go to waste!
Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.
Costumed productions
The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.
traffic police inspector and hunters
Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.
Scene progress
Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.
Inspection
Conclusion of the traffic police
- Condition is excellent.
- The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.
- Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
- Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
- It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
- The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
- The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.
Italian guests
This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.
Weird salaries
A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:
- A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
- A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.
Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.
Congratulation Little Pay
Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.
Big Pay Congratulation
Maybe I’m not very similar to a lucky lottery win, but together with my little sister, we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.
Mini productions
Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.
It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.
Urgent medical examination
A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.
Doctor's speech
I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…
- Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
- Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
- The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
- Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is a real "blood with milk"!
- The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
- The vitality is completely versatile.
- Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
- Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
- The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
- Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
- The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
- The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.
urgent telegram
A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.
Telegram text
I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I cordially congratulate you zap I wish you well period I dream of being there period your Alla Pugacheva This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc
A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughter, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, cheerful, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in memory for a long time.
In whom to dress up to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and movie heroes, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that you often encounter in life, and even in our smaller brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their own conclusions. So they can be the heroes of holiday costumed congratulations.
Where to get props? Rummage through cabinets and chests, contact the dressing room of the theater or the House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just give a congratulatory speech that fits the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, it will be met with a bang.
We offer several exemplary congratulatory speeches of well-known characters.
They will be appropriate at a solemn meeting, and at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.
Gypsy (gypsy camp)
In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking a shock of tar hair, will perform, looking languidly into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of "Ivan Ivanovich came to us, dear Ivan Ivanovich came to us!". Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!”. For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend that you watch, for example, the film "Cruel Romance".
But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune-telling? Looking at the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the cards that have fallen out, no matter what the mysterious guest sees there, she should prophesy only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of the dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.
The gypsy should complete her congratulations no less effectively than she begins. You can't do without a "gypsy" as a final chord.
Policeman
The inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (at the time of the anniversary the abbreviation of the traffic police will be deciphered as follows) the foreman, say, Pokhmelkin can fine the audience for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the wife of the hero of the day unlimited rights to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.
The brave law enforcement officer will not ignore the guests either - he can instruct them on the subject of the correct salutation of the hero of the day by the method of timely unanimous raising of anniversary toasts.
Firefighter
The stern fire inspector captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another "flammable" surname) will come to the anniversary on duty.
He will inform the audience about the increased risk of fire in the room where the celebration is celebrated, due to the presence of a large number of hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.
As fire extinguishers, the captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne, which he can immediately hand over to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform the song “Let them run clumsily ...” or another for the hero of the day. piece of music appropriate to the moment.
Doctors "Ambulance"
The ambulance brigade, which promptly burst into the anniversary on someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those present. Since the doctors who arrived are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or at his smile, or slightly putting a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questions and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.
For everyone who evaded a medical examination, doctors can arrange an exam for knowledge of medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandaging the hands (in case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.
At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).
Little Red Riding Hood
At the beginning of her appearance at the grandmother’s (grandfather’s) anniversary, the heroine of a well-known fairy tale, of course, will perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered on the occasion of the holiday.
Then the guest will hold a small quiz. She asks her grandparents questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why do you have such big eyes?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is it to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that it does not smell of wine!”; “Why are you so old?” “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one guesses that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again! etc.
From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely get a pot of butter (you can - with sour cream, etc.) and a few pies to tell fortunes to the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, then he will spend the summer in the country, with raisins - in the Caucasus, with rice - in China. If he takes out a pie with meat - it means he will go hunting, with fish - fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.
Two heroes
Two bogatyrs in helmets, capes, with swords enter the hall where the anniversary is celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and there are more in the classical picture, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it's a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant prowess and heroic strength.
What tests await the hero of the day? It depends on his physical form, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing - the hero of the day should be on top. Possible test options: arm wrestling (arm wrestling held at the table), lifting a chair by the tip of the leg, shooting at targets with a toy bow or crossbow, inflating a balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test can be the “feat of Svyatogor”, who promised to turn the earth over, but could not. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag with garden soil.
The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests with a libation of drinks from cups - containers worthy of powerful men, and then they solemnly hand over to the hero of the day a wooden horse, a helmet, a toy sword and the very “inverted earth” that the hero of the hero of the day will still come in handy in the country or when choosing a route for travel .
Guests from the Caucasus
The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of aksakals can be successfully played by good people of any age, if they stick lush mustaches on them, put on their heads hats or large headgear, called airfield caps, stick a dagger in each belt. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.
The toast may be, for example, as follows: “When the queen wanted to find a husband for herself, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first dzhigit left the chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just okay? To Kura it!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? the people ask.
- Fine! - answers the queen.
- Just good? To Kura it!
The third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So in Kuru it!
- For what? - pleaded the jigit.
- And for the company!
So let's drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day gathered at this table!
If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts sound at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.
The first performance of the highlanders can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.
Carlson who lives on the roof
The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is also a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having arrived on the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Kid has grown - so he will, on joy to everyone, to call the hero of the day.
Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “refuel” the Kid with jam, from a jar, which this time he took with him due to a special occasion.
Then the prankster will offer to fool around a bit. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, a matter of life.
Having frolic, the best congratulator in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic congratulations”) and, having refueled with some kind of fuel from the festive table, with a sense of duty well done, he will go to his little house on the roof ...
Postman Pechkin
The postman Pechkin, dear to our hearts, of course, will bring the hero of the day a package from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashino, a photo gun, as well as gardener's or photographer's reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will come from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Telegram Posters” section.
But first, the pedantic postman will require documents proving his identity from the hero of the day. In the section "Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests" we have given samples of some of them, and it's good if they are presented before the arrival of Pechkin, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashino ...
Then there are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but rather detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing the coordination of actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, and the guests will forgive you. But if the wrong soundtrack sounds or your partner gives out a cue not according to the script and becomes embarrassed - this can pretty much spoil the impression of your exit, which was so great conceived. So, keep it up!
Congratulations to the worker and collective farm woman
Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up the sculpture “Worker and Collective Farm Girl” by V. Mukhina - the brand name of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, wow, a faceted glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about it. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture ... Probably because faceted glasses have become their own in every home, familiar, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.
So, a worker and a collective farmer, full of vitality and confident in the future, enter the hall with a strong step, holding their tools of labor - a sickle and a hammer - in their hands directed upwards.
He: They dragged us off the pedestal ... Raise the virgin soil, or what?
She: We were invited to the party!
He: How is it to perform?
She: No, just stand.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those things?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
He: And where will the children come from? Mukhina, the naughty girl, She turned us to each other not face, but ...
Her: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed it myself.
She: And what kind of family you need to be, relatives are worried.
He: Like what? Ordinary! Large, labor! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do heroes give flowers?
He: No money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer, a sickle!
She: How unromantic with you! If only I could go to France! I'd look great there in a mini configuration!
(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work dressing gown, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she does a few rumba-style dance moves, turns to the worker again.)
She: Honey, I seem to look like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe take a picture for me?
(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)
He: Me too, Emmanuel! Flew away, dreaming!
(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)
He: Enough to soar in the clouds! We were dragged from the pedestal in the design to stand!
She: No, duds! Once they pulled it off, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the Anniversary!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, but should we speak with stone language?
She: Maybe I'm tongue-tied, maybe simple, but I can't be silent on a holiday date! Anniversary I wish ...
He: So that the birds do not pester, so that the vandals do not write swear words,
She: I wish from above - a roof, from below so that mice do not gnaw and the head does not smoke from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause sound! So that you can work for two hundred years without restoration!
The worker and the collective farm woman, under the "March", approach the hero of the day, hand over the hammer and sickle, and solemnly retire.
Congratulation of the cow Milka or removal of the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day
This character will be a real exotic at the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those settlements where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may come to court.
Under the song “You not only ate the flowers...”, the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly waving her tail.
Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you! I asked you not to start without m-me! I'm sorry for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, you know, I handed it over ... but now I can m-may I address the m-young hero of the day with a few words?
(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)
Milka: Well, what are you? I could m-be better prepared if I knew about the holiday earlier. Then I would not have come alone, because you have a lot of us, right, little rascal? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!
(Milka does not expect mercy from the bewildered hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day herself tightly.)
Milka: Oh, what a sweet m-flour! Darling, do you remember how it all was the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you were so, well, just m-macho!!! It's just m-mystic, but it all just happened in an instant! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or better not? Well, right! They will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! However, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my m-darling! I would like you about this mmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, for no reason at all, the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give you ... You'll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do the "m" dance! No, not a mazurka. And not macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform - tango! Why "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!
(Milka gets up with the hero of the day in a couple, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)
Milka: Wait a minute! I can't m-can! There is something else to do, especially for my friends, so that they know! And then everyone is talking: “He is no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, prepared especially for you!
(Milka puts on the hero of the day small horns with rubber bands.)
Milka: That's the order now. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don't worry, it's m-dummy, although they look like real ones. Now - m-music!
(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)
Milka: You're just a m-mustang! Poor Milka almost fainted! Mmm. And take it off, otherwise you'll get used to it. (Removes his horns.) Wait a minute more! I went to my anniversary...
(Milka points to a can.)
Milka: I'm giving you my favorite drink with the letter "m" - no, you didn't guess, not milk, but nutmeg! If you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: everyone m-ice cream! Oh what a m-man! What a pity that it's time for milking... Happy Anniversary! Happy Holidays! Goodbye, my m-macho!
Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, sending air kisses.
The Verka Serduchka Show
Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! All quickly to me! Now I'm going to sing a sad song about love... New Year's Eve, and I'm without champagne!.. Shaw? What are you talking about? Tse not New Year's Eve? And which one? Anniversary? And besides, not the night, but the evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! This mustache is like his... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest falls, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, hurry up! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it's not New Year's Eve? And besides, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!
(Verka Serduchka sings a verse, and maybe the whole song "Gorilka".)
Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently mene vodka, to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don't look like that, a lady might be embarrassed! (Drinks a shot.) Oh, bitter, girls, bitter! And that no one shouts "bitterly"? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! So who do we drink to? Oh, and tse is the hero of the day? What a prince, what a prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (Goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a prince is missing! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also nothing. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, you sit, sit! Probably a lot already knocked? I know what you mean! I myself am a woman of age ... I will not say at what age. So have you been congratulated? And why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (He kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, you can clearly see that the person is congratulating. And what did they give? Don't know yet? All wrapped? Well, what are you! Should be deployed immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you get upset. Look at one tomorrow. Let me give you something without a wrapper at all, so that you can immediately see what kind of gift. Marvel! I take a candy, take off the wrapper and give it to you so that life is sweet! And so that it is not sugary-sweet: .. Oh, girls, where is my reticule? Ah, there he is! Here is a special, jubilee, safe vodka for the hero of the day from my reticule!
(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)
I see that you are doing well today. And tomorrow... You'll taste this divine drink... And again it's good, everything will be fine!
Verka Serduchka performs the song "Everything will be fine", involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the vocal data of the guest leaves much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to the phonogram.
Congratulations from the circus
Under the musical intro to the program "In the World of Animals", two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other - a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.
Animal trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows picturesquely, almost thrusting his head between his legs and moving his hands back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now welcome the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, did you want to say something to the hero of the day?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, say so, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey, screaming, beats his chest with his fists and utters the cry of Tarzan.)
(The monkey, screaming, jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ... met the news ...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture that means "drink".)
Animal Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey lets out Tarzan's cry again.)
Trainer: A faction of chimpanzees and gorillas in our zoo...
(The monkey "tearing the vest on his chest.")
Trainer: ...with all my heart wishes you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is her husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps, leaning on the shoulders of the trainer.)
Animal trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes out a purse from the trainer's pocket, puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey pulls out a pack of cigarettes from another pocket of the trainer, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to search in the head of the insect trainer.)
Animal trainer: And also full immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the hands of the trainer.)
Trainer: Let the children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back,)
Trainer: ... and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Animal trainer: And of course, it's fun to celebrate the anniversary day...
(The monkey takes out a bundle of bananas stored nearby and carries it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Animal trainer: ...and they invite you to spend the holidays in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping her hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on the anniversary and join all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!
The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger at the window to the trainer and, while he listens and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.
nostalgic show
This small costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words do not sound on it either in poetry, or in prose, or in a song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has the right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.
In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the distant drawers of a battered wardrobe or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary.,. That's why
if you get such things from far corners, wash or clean and iron,
if among those invited to the banquet in advance to find people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the host of the show not only describes how the model looks, its design features, but also tells how old it is and acquaints guests with the history of this thing,
if every fashion show is accompanied by music from the years it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about it in advance,
then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show include wedding dresses and "marriage" suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothes, shoes and accessories, such a show can demonstrate sports equipment and camping equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by an oral story of the presenter, but also by showing photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of this item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).
Parade of stars
Collective congratulations
Dear ... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's arrange a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Stepping in step, guests enter the hall, on whose chest there are images of the planets of the solar system. They utter a chants in unison).
Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look all out the windows.
We became brighter from the sun.
Shine, sparkle
Here before you all appeared.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of the star of our creation.
Without her, we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
There is a demand for the sun.
"Planets" perform a song based on the motive of A. Pakhmutova "Hope"
Matryoshka performance
Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your palms.
To us for the anniversary
Matryoshkas have arrived.
Wooden spoons, ruddy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Nested dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
The first bagel - for business!
The second - that my mother gave birth!
The third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth - for the success that is present, but not for everyone.
Fifth bagel - for the Lyceum!
And the sixth - for the anniversary!
Don't lose our gift, put it on everyone for the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. Bagels are handed to the hero of the day.)
Nesting dolls: The time has come to give our musical present.
(Playing on spoons.)
Leading: The moon is already looking out the window, nesting dolls have gone to dance.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness, lads, horses” sounds. Matryoshkas invite guests to dance.)
Congratulation sea turtles
Moderator: Dear guests!
Admire: is it not cuties? Really, cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We give you not nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything
Pink to catch the buzz, transparent - to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy then you can be.
(Put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Leading: What eccentric sea turtles!
They will now dance “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” sounds. The guests and the “turtles” perform the dance “Back to Back”.)
Congratulations to Grandma Bee
Leading: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day, brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandmother Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy, friend. You take it on a spoon, rub a little. You will be healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, tapun on my tongue! In general, do not hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives honey to the hero of the day).
Grandmother Bee: For guests today, we will collect nectar as a gift with bees.
Host: Quite right, Grandma Bee! The more your Bees collect flowers from the tables, the tastier and more fragrant their nectar will be.
Leading: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. Winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", two others - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Leading: And now you go around all the guests, treat them with your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest, he will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour "Nectar" to guests. Prizes.)
Toast
Let's drink to us tasting this "Nectar" so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.
Congratulations from the cooks
Moderator: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the company "Ugar" brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and we offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Chef: So that you are affectionate like a "pussy", eat a dish called "sausage".
First Cook: For the whole family to be healthy, include the meat of this goose in the menu.
Presenter: Cooks of the 1st category offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Lilia Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The chefs bow.)
Leading: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from frost.
(The soundtrack “Happy birthday” sounds. They bring out a girl in a cake costume, hidden by a veil from the eyes of the audience.)
Moderator: Dear guests!
Let's say to everyone who is in place, "1, 2, 3" - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(Guests scream. Chefs open "cake".)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
In the dance, make her a couple.
Guests, support a couple,
Give applause.
(Dance, hero of the day with "Cake".)
And now it's time to take out a real, anniversary cake.
(Soundtrack "Happy birthedgy". The waiters bring out the cake with candles.)
Moderator: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
Good luck, heat, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And say loudly to the hero of the day
All together, in chorus: “Congratulations!”.
(Guests scream.)
So that luck awaits on the way, and this evening was joyful,
We will ask you all to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone with a cake. Tea party.)
Chicks congratulations
Leading: A detachment of chickens arrived to you,
Lined up right in line.
Although they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking to participants.)
Leading: They say: “Let's lay a testicle is not simple,
Let one, but gold.
Look carefully gentlemen
For them to do it - twice two!
(Chickens get up in pairs and try to "demolish" the egg in the nest.)
Moderator: I see that they have succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
Probably lay somewhere for a long time,
Therefore, they became so purple.
Fine! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will play.
And now our bird yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
A bright dance will dance with you,
Well, I'll give gifts.
(Dance "Chick-chick".)
Leading: In the dance, you all worked so hard,
That the eggs have turned into a Kinder Surprise. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presenting "kinder surprises".)
Congratulations from the Bees
Presenter: Our bees to Rosa as a gift
Gather out nectar.
They deftly proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Wasting no time
There they conjure over nectar.
For a drink, it is the basis.
Now the mead is ready.
She is presented to Rose
Guests are asked to drink together.
(Two guests, dressed as Bees, with a straw in their mouths, collect treats from the table. Having “conjured” over the “nectar”, they present Rosa with a drink.)
Congratulations from hares
Moderator: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means hard and long work, which often drags on until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” sounds. Guests dressed in hares costumes run out and sing a song.)
Song
In the dark blue forest
Where aspens dance
Where from oaks-sorcerers
foliage flies,
Grass in the meadow
Hares mowed at midnight
And while they sang
Strange words.
Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the owl,
We have a case:
At the worst hour
We mow the tryn-grass.
Leading: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Green over the summer densely overgrown.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greenery,
To put our hero of the day in our pockets. -
Ready? Started!
(“Hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task is to cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Host: Dear hero of the day! We "hares" wish you that you always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.
Congratulations from the Hut and Brownie
rider: Over the mountains, over the valleys,
Beyond the wide forests
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in a village.
That hut is not easy,
And so wide.
She gives gifts
Those who dance with her.
(Music sounds. Hut runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised
So danced, so weird.
And what's going on in the hut
People marvel at miracles.
There is even here: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Domovoi exits.)
He did this
Killed all the cows.
Help lift them up
To be able to mumble again.
Who can get the job done faster?
He will get a sweet Milky Way.
(Game. The task of the participants is to inflate rubber toys in the form of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Presenter: I collected a Brownie on the ridge of a zucchini,
I cut him lightly only on the barrel,
After a little thought, I decided to hurry up
Surprise to prepare for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?
Toast: For the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a vegetable marrow.)
Leading: After a glass of this
The dance needs a clockwork.
Congratulations from Babok
Moderator: Dear guests!
(Two grandmothers come out in costumes of the 50s.)
Grandmother 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young woman, do not rush, let us congratulate.
Grandmother 2: We didn’t sleep all night, we composed congratulations.
Grandmother 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, take the note “la” as soon as possible!
(Music. Grandmothers perform ditties.)
Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.
We do not need a pood of flour,
We don't need a sieve
We'll see you on the screen
And a week full.
Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's great, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give gifts.)
Grandma 2: Here's a present from us -
Rustic Russian kvass.
It's just Yakubovich
Takes vodka in reserve.
Well, and you on your anniversary
Treat them to friends.
If kvass is not enough for you,
There is no big trouble in this -
Just add water!
(They give kvass "Pervach".)
Grandmother 1: We also give a vest.
Grandmother 2: There is no better for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandmother 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything came out as expected.
Grandmother 2: So, maybe together with you
Shall we have a holiday?
Grandmother 1: So that we decide on this,
Need to learn a little.
Grandmother 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a craftsman to announce.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has been changed.
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations to the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes of the 60s.)
Grandmother 1: Comrades - citizens!
us now
Should continue
congratulatory part.
Grandmother 2: Look at the fifth row,
The soldiers are there.
Their uniforms were ironed ...
Grandmother 1: And how shiny the cockades are!
Grandmother 2: For such, even in the taiga,
Even in cold weather, even in a blizzard.
Men in military uniform
I cannot refuse.
Grandmother 1: I announce your exit.
Please on stage!
Grandmother 2: Step march!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandmother 1: Isolde, I think now here according to the charter
Congratulate, he has the right to head.
Grandmother 2: Who are you talking about Glafira?
Grandmother 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations from the military commissar.)
Grandmother 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandmother 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniforms.
It's too early to invite them to the stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are the guys from the security.
(Congratulations from private security.)
Grandmother 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandmother 1: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be right here.
Grandmother 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandmother 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So here's the first riddle:
If husbands are awake
Whispering strangers
Women's names
So it came...
Grandmother 2: Spring!
Grandmother 1: Yes, no spring.
So, Khan came to them,
Because the wife does not sleep.
Grandma 2: Now it's my turn! I guess!
Grandmother 1: Your riddle, go ahead, is also stupid.
Grandma 2: Don't! I continue:
If you guys have
Trouble with finances
And the door opened by itself
So it came...
Grandmother 1: Spring! (Closes his mouth with his hand.)
Grandmother 2: Yes, no spring.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandmother 2: Everything! We remove riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandmother 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Kuma's congratulations.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandmother 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by a representative of the tax inspectorate.)
Grandmother 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all cultural.
Grandmother 2: Yes, they already know their worth,
Grandmother 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandmother 2: Did you turn on the telly yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandmother 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
"Yeralash" - wow!
In the collection "Yeralash"
We are passionately in love.
As I look, I laugh to tears,
Grandmother 2: And I'm shaking jitters.
Grandmother 1: There are no better films of happiness,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandmother 2: If there were three lives, I would give everything
For a compelling storyline.
(The lights go out. Demonstration of a film about the anniversary of the television studio.)
Grandmother 1: Who is next, with us?
Grandmother 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where do we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Anniversary: ... (Title, local newspaper.)
Grandmother 2: If we have a holiday here,
One of them is here.
Grandmother 1: Which row are they on?
Grandmother 2: I'll go to the hall, I'll find them there.
(The staff of the editorial office of the local newspaper is taken out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandmother 2: Glafira, I just saw
An ambulance drove up to us.
Haven't you fallen ill?
Grandmother 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
May God be with you!
Doctors without bathrobes
And here they go
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations to the doctors.)
Grandmother 2: ... (first name middle name of the mayor)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandmother 1: Hey, Isolde,
I will ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: Here's what I'll tell you:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandmother 1: You go, and I have a pill
Desperately need this
So many congratulations here -
They are dizzy.
Oh!
(Falls out. The young men carry Grandmother 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandmother 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very smart.
Just now they were with ... (the name of one of the well-known representatives, the regional Duma or the government) walked,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls a word now,
They have everything ready.
(Performance of teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes of the 70s.)
Grandmother 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
To take her to hell.
With such a leading program
Don't be embarrassed:
No concert to lead
Don't weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the OU,
Let them teach her the mind
And together with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandmother 1: Anniversary, please stand up
And welcome your guests.
(Congratulations of the directors of educational institutions of the city.)
Grandmother 2: To you in different limousines
The directors arrived - men,
They have polished boots,
Butterflies and ties
Here they are in a hurry...
Grandmother 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations of directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandmother 2: About the anniversary of our friend
The whole neighborhood heard.
Grandmother 1: Here are the commercial magnates,
Yes, they are rich.
And on everyone's chest
Tie firm "Le Monty".
Grandmother 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very hot girl.
Those men with her
Sending greetings on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to the merchants.)
Grandmother 1: I didn’t see anywhere
Sit men OVDE.
These nice guys
famous in the city.
Grandmother 2: Does he ... ("surname of the head of the Department of Internal Affairs)" lead them?
Well, congratulations too!
(Congratulations from the ATS.)
Grandmother 1: Something, Isolde, I'm tired.
It would not hurt us to rest.
Here is a girl coming to us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandmother 2: Anniversary, be generous you,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Let us know about it.
Grandmother 1: You live up to a hundred years,
Pour goodness and light into the masses.
(Into the audience): We're leaving the stage
Bye then!
Grandma 2: Goodbye! Hello!
(Grandmas leave the stage.)
Congratulations from the Gnomes
Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your next of kin.
(Seven relatives dress up as gnomes. To a light melody, they perform the dance moves “Letka-enka” and perform in front of the guests in age order. The “senior gnome” himself has a large painted Alpen Gold chocolate wrapper covered with a golden gift packaging.)
7th dwarf: In the thicket of the dense forest
Kamyshlovskiy Bor
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd dwarf (representing the first one):
The elder is the wisest dwarf,
He cares about
To have tools
Brothers at the right time.
3rd dwarf (representing the second):
The smaller brother is a serious dwarf,
Businesslike and funny.
4th Dwarf (representing the third):
The third dwarf is that merry fellow
He will make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (representing the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer
Producer of different treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth dwarf is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth dwarf is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th dwarf: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th dwarf: How much gold was found,
They brought everything with them.
(They show "gold" - a gift the size of half a sheet of whatman paper in a gift box.)
7th dwarf: For the hero of the day, this is a mystery.
What is there? .. - It's chocolate!
(They take off the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th dwarf: "Alpen Gold" is her name,
Our hands are diligence.
7th dwarf: Anniversary, you look
There are exactly three fillings here.
(The wrapper is turned over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th dwarf: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be happy to receive.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(Handing an envelope.)
2nd family: Chocolate with raisins are happy to give,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(Handing an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut,
So that you are always strong
And then your nature
Years will not matter!
(Handing an envelope.)
5th dwarf: We offer everyone to pour,
To wash presents.
(The guests fill the glass, the "gnomes" join them.)
Congratulations Angels
Leading: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have greeting cards in our hands.
(Open scrolls, read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Congratulations on your anniversary
As always, we protect.
First angel: Save from various troubles
Another hundred years ahead.
Second angel: Rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
Have to show for you
All hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)
Song
On a birthday like this
Duet meet groovy,
Your mood
That hour will rise in an instant.
Anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along to us.
Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah ...
We sincerely wish - yeah, yeah ...
Happiness is personal, boundless ... Yes, yes, yes!
(Chorus repeated twice.)
Congratulations from the Hunter and Hares
Moderator: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will make sure that the birthday girl was born under the sign of the Zodiac "Sagittarius". Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, in a hat with earflaps, a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
Clearly, you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I'm late for the holiday
I chose all the gift
To achieve my goal
I had to hunt game.
Here brought the hares,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests dressed as hares run out and sing a song.)
Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not then to sit at the table again:
On your birthday, we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing with heart and soul about...
Chorus:
And we don't care, and we don't care
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We've known for a long time, that's the way it is.
Your birthday should be kind.
We go to visit you, we are not at all for dinner,
We managed to find out the generosity of a good soul,
That's what we need your birthday for
So that they can congratulate you and tell you ...
Congratulations from the Astrologer
Moderator: Dear guests!
Who keeps score for all the stars?
Well, of course, the astrologer!
Only flash where the star
He arrives there.
(Stargazer exits.)
Stargazer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I got a miracle of miracles.
Congratulations on your anniversary
I give her this cake.
It has many lights on it.
It takes a lot of strength to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
On the command "three-four!" - you need to smile wider.
And on "once!" or "two" - get ready first.
How do I say “start!” - Candles can be blown out.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is put on the table after the competition.)
Congratulations from the Pioneers
(A team of five people is given bundles. They have a tie and cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to honored guests. (Pioneers enter.)
We, the pioneers of our country's children!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today
Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both Octoberists and pioneers.
We will continue to take an example from her,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We came to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink, so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat to keep a figure
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
We have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
We can't find a better friend
We came to congratulate you today!
We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know generational conflict.
You, aunt Taya, are younger than we are,
We should take an example from you in this.
(Sing a song.)
Song:
Fly like fires blue nights!
We, the pioneers, want a glass of wine.
It's high time for adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours "pioneers".)
Leading: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony of joining the pioneers of our hero of the day.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations
And guidance for life.
Promise us not to get sick
Get younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored
Every day is easy to meet.
Get ready!
Anniversary: Always ready!
Host: Exercise
And in the garden to dig in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite more often.
Get ready!
Anniversary: Always ready!
(Drum roll, tie a tie to the hero of the day.)
Congratulations from Pankov
Presenter: Today, on this holiday, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(Losing team enters, dressed as punks, rapping.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday
On your anniversary day of the year.
You look cool today
Just like mine
And your party is crowded
After all, you are not alone here.
How to have a good time
We are on this holiday
Let's pour glasses for everyone
To dance was not lazy.
(The hostess treats the guests.)
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