In 1992, a group of Australians set themselves the goal of winning the national lottery jackpot at all costs. They invested $5 million in lottery tickets ($1 per ticket) to cover almost every possible combination and won $27 million.
II
One nun really needed a ladder, and she had no one to turn to. The pious woman began to earnestly pray to the patron saint of carpenters, Saint Joseph. Soon a man appeared on the doorstep, who offered his services and in a couple of months made a beautiful strong spiral staircase. When the work was completed, the man simply disappeared without receiving any payment or gratitude, and all attempts to find him were unsuccessful. It is curious that the staircase is made without any props, without a single nail, and at the same time makes a 360-degree turn. 
III
Elephants rape and kill rhinos. In the Pilanesberg National Park (South Africa) alone, 63 such cases have been reported. 
IV
In 1995, the New York magazine Newsweek published an article "Why the Web Can Never Become Nirvana" mocking the future of the Internet. The author of the article ridiculed the idea that someday people will get the news, buy airline tickets and study online. This article can still be read on the publication's website. 
V
There is a territory between Egypt and Sudan that is not claimed by any state. It is called Bir Tawil and is a quadrangle with an area of about 2000 kilometers. In theory, this territory should now belong to Egypt. However, in 1958, Egypt demanded that Sudan return to the 1899 borders and transfer the Halayib Triangle, refusing Bir Tawil in return. Sudan refused. So Bir Tawil turned out to be the only "no man's land" outside of Antarctica. 
VI
In 1730, the French pirate Olivier Levasseur was sentenced to the gallows. Just before the execution, he unexpectedly threw a note with a cryptogram into the crowd, shouting: “Find my treasures if you can!” The treasure has not yet been found. 
VII
During the excavation of an ancient Roman temple in London's Southwark, a jar of ointment was discovered, which is at least 2000 years old. The substance retained its structure, it even left fairly clear fingerprints. 
VIII
The largest robbery in Japan took place in 1968. One day, a bank car carrying a large amount of money was stopped by a policeman on a motorcycle. He said that according to his information, a bomb was planted in the car and ordered everyone to get out. He then climbed inside "to defuse the explosive device." Suddenly, the car filled with smoke and the bank employees who were escorting the valuable cargo fled in a panic. And the “policeman” calmly left. During this heist (the crime scene pictured below), 300 million yen was stolen and remains unsolved to this day. 
IX
Most of the borders of the Middle East were set by a couple of European aristocrats in 1916. Frenchman François Georges-Picot and Englishman Mark Sykes developed the so-called "Sykes-Picot Agreement", which delimited the spheres of interest of Great Britain, France, Russia and Italy in the Middle East after the First World War. 
X
In 1967, Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt disappeared without a trace. Went for a swim with friends in the bay and vanished. He could not drown, as he was an excellent swimmer, there were no sharks in those places, and the cheerful prime minister had no reason to commit suicide. Holt's body was never found. This disappearance has entered Australian folklore. The expression "make Harold Holt" means to the locals to disappear suddenly and mysteriously. 
XI
In May 2013, an American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York was forced to make an emergency landing to expel a Whitney Houston fan who had driven passengers and crew to despair. The woman, without stopping with a good obscenity, yelled the famous hit “I Will Always love you” and flatly refused to shut up. She sang even when the police took her out of the salon:
1. Today I heard one of my colleagues teasing another about the fact that he travels to work by public transport, and not by private car. A little later, I heard the same colleague asking his creditor for a delay.
2. Today I told my patient that her son will be born with a deformed left hand, she thought for a minute, and then said: “I knew he would be special.”
3. Today a woman I know told me how much she suffered when her daughter died in a car accident. She could not recover from grief for a very long time, her life stopped, she constantly mourned her. And one night she dreamed of a little girl. She was carrying two huge buckets. It was immediately clear that it was very difficult for her. Each step was given to her with great difficulty. My friend asked the girl: “What are you talking about?”, And she answered her: “These are your tears, mom.” From that day on, she pulled herself together and did not cry anymore.
4. Today in the store I saw a girl about eight years old. She talked to the dog, stroked it and smiled. Her parents stood aside. They, holding hands, watched her and it was clear from their faces that they were happy. A little later, I found out that their daughter had autism and for the first time they heard her speak in full sentences.
5. Today, when I was crying because my boyfriend left me, my grandmother patted me on the shoulder and said: “Everything changes, but the sun always rises the next day. The bad news is that nothing is permanent, the good news is the same.”
6. Today, having stopped in my car at a traffic light, having heard the melody sounding from the speakers, I began to drum to the beat in the air, as if I had a drum kit in front of me. Suddenly, I noticed that a girl from a nearby car was watching me. I was embarrassed and was about to look away, when suddenly I saw that she smiled and began to play an imaginary guitar. We continued to play together, and then the green light came on and our jam session ended.
7. Today, after five years of marriage, I finally decided to tell my husband where the scars on my wrists come from. In response, he smiled, showed me his same scars and said: “I understand everything. I love you.” Our love saved us.
8. Today I realized that for the past five years I have been thinking only about myself. And now that she's gone, all I can think about is her.
9. Today my 4 year old son asked me to play dinosaurs with him. And when I agreed, he was very surprised and to my horror I realized that he expected to hear “no”.
10. Today, my girlfriend, whom I have been in love with for the past five years, asked me for advice - should she break up with her boyfriend. I said that she should stay with him because he takes care of her and they love each other.
Valentin Berestov
There was a time when birds couldn't sing.
And suddenly they learned that in one distant country there lives an old, wise man who teaches music.
Then the birds sent the Stork and the Nightingale to him to check whether this was so.
The stork was in a hurry. He was eager to become the world's first musician.
He was in such a hurry that he ran to the sage and did not even knock on the door, did not greet the old man, and with all his might shouted directly into his ear:
Hey old man! Come on, teach me music!
But the sage decided to teach him politeness first.
He led Stork outside the threshold, knocked on the door and said:
You have to do it like this.
All clear! - Aist was delighted.
Is this the music? - and flew away to quickly surprise the world with his art.
The nightingale came later with its little wings.
He timidly knocked on the door, said hello, apologized for the trouble and said that he really wanted to study music.
The sage liked the friendly bird. And he taught the nightingale everything he knew himself.
Since then, the modest Nightingale has become the best singer in the world.
And the eccentric Stork can only knock with his beak. Moreover, he boasts and teaches other birds:
Hey, do you hear? You have to do it like this, like this! This is real music! If you don't believe me, ask the old sage.
How to find a track
Valentin Berestov
The children went to visit their grandfather, a forester. Went and got lost.
They look, Belka is jumping over them. From tree to tree. From tree to tree.
Guys - to her:
Squirrel, Squirrel, tell me, Squirrel, Squirrel, show me How to find the path To the grandfather's lodge?
Very simple, Belka answers.
Jump from this Christmas tree to that one, from that one to a crooked birch. From the curve of the birch, a large, large oak tree is visible. The roof is visible from the top of the oak tree. This is the guardhouse. Well, what are you? Jump!
Thanks Belka! - say the guys. “But we can’t jump up trees. We'd better ask someone else.
Jumping Hare. The children sang their song to him:
Bunny Bunny, tell me, Bunny, Bunny, show me How to find the path To the grandfather's lodge?
To the gatehouse? - asked the Hare. - There is nothing easier. At first it will smell like mushrooms. So? Then - hare cabbage. So? Then it will smell like a fox hole. So? Skip this smell to the right or left. So? When he is behind, sniff like this and you will smell the smoke. Jump straight to it without turning anywhere. This grandfather-forester puts a samovar.
Thank you, Bunny, the guys say. - It's a pity that our noses are not as sensitive as yours. You'll have to ask someone else.
They see a snail crawling.
Hey, Snail, tell me, Hey, Snail, show me How to find the path To the grandfather's lodge?
Tell for a long time, - Snail sighed. - Lu-u-better I'll take you there-u-u. Follow me.
Thank you Snail! - say the guys. We don't have time to crawl. We'd better ask someone else.
A bee sits on a flower.
Guys to her:
Bee, Bee, tell me, Bee, Bee, show me How to find the path To grandfather's lodge?
Well, well, - says the bee. - I'll show you... Look where I'm flying. Follow along. See my sisters. Where they are, there you are. We bring honey to grandfather's apiary. Well, goodbye! I'm in a terribly hurry. Well...
And flew away. The kids didn't even have time to thank her. They went to where the bees flew and quickly found a lodge. That was joy! And then grandfather treated them to tea with honey.
Honest caterpillar
Valentin Berestov
The caterpillar considered itself very beautiful and did not miss a single drop of dew so as not to look into it.
How good am I! - the Caterpillar rejoiced, looking with pleasure at her flat face and arching her shaggy back to see two golden stripes on it.
Too bad no one notices this.
But one day she got lucky. A girl walked through the meadow and picked flowers. The caterpillar climbed onto the most beautiful flower and waited.
That's disgusting! Even looking at you is disgusting!
Ah well! - Caterpillar got angry. - Then I give my honest caterpillar word that no one, ever, anywhere, for anything and for no reason, in any case, under no circumstances will see me again!
I gave my word - you need to keep it, even if you are a Caterpillar. And the caterpillar crawled up the tree. From trunk to branch, from branch to branch, from branch to branch, from branch to branch, from branch to leaf.
She took out a silk thread from her belly and began to wrap herself around it. She labored for a long time and finally made a cocoon.
Wow, how tired I am! sighed the Caterpillar. - Totally screwed up.
It was warm and dark in the cocoon, there was nothing else to do, and the Caterpillar fell asleep.
She woke up because her back was itching terribly. Then the Caterpillar began to rub against the walls of the cocoon. Rubbed, rubbed, rubbed them through and fell out.
But she fell somehow strange - not down, but up.
And then the Caterpillar in the same meadow saw the same girl.
"Horrible! thought the Caterpillar. - Even though I'm not beautiful, it's not my fault, but now everyone will know that I'm also a liar. I gave an honest caterpillar that no one would see me, and did not restrain him. A shame!" And the caterpillar fell into the grass.
And the girl saw her and said:
Such a beauty!
So trust people, - the Caterpillar grumbled.
Today they say one thing, tomorrow they say something completely different.
Just in case, she looked into the dewdrop. What's happened? In front of her is an unfamiliar face with a long, long mustache.
The caterpillar tried to bend its back and saw that large multi-colored wings appeared on its back.
Ah, that's what! she guessed. - A miracle happened to me. The most ordinary miracle: I became a Butterfly!
This happens. And she spun merrily over the meadow, because she did not give an honest butterfly word that no one would see her.
Magic word
V.A. Oseeva
A little old man with a long gray beard was sitting on a bench and drawing something in the sand with an umbrella.
. “Move over,” Pavlik told him and sat down on the edge.
The old man moved aside and, looking at the red, angry face of the boy, said:
- Has something happened to you? - Well, okay! And what about you?” Pavlik squinted at him.
"I'm going to my grandmother. She's just cooking. Drive or not?
Pavlik opened the door to the kitchen. The old woman was taking hot cakes off the baking sheet.
The grandson ran up to her, turned his red wrinkled face with both hands, looked into her eyes and whispered:
- Give me a piece of pie... please.
Grandma straightened up. The magic word shone in every wrinkle, in the eyes, in the smile.
- Hot ... hot hot, my dear! - she kept saying, choosing the best, ruddy pie.
Pavlik jumped for joy and kissed her on both cheeks.
"Wizard! Wizard!" he repeated to himself, remembering the old man.
At dinner, Pavlik sat hushed and listened to his brother's every word. When the brother said that he was going to go boating, Pavlik put his hand on his shoulder and quietly asked:
- Take me, please. Everyone around the table went silent.
The brother raised his eyebrows and chuckled.
“Take it,” said the sister suddenly. - What are you worth!
- Well, why not take it? Grandma smiled. - Of course, take it.
"Please," Pavlik repeated.
The brother laughed out loud, patted the boy on the shoulder, tousled his hair:
- Oh, you traveler! Okay, get going!
“Helped! Helped again!
Pavlik jumped out from behind the table and ran out into the street. But the old man was no longer in the square.
The bench was empty, and only incomprehensible signs drawn by an umbrella remained on the sand.
Badly
V.A. Oseeva
The dog barked furiously, falling on its front paws.
Directly in front of her, nestled against the fence, sat a small disheveled kitten. He opened his mouth wide and meowed plaintively.
Two boys stood nearby and waited to see what would happen.
A woman looked out the window and hurriedly ran out onto the porch. She drove the dog away and angrily called out to the boys:
Shame on you!
What's embarrassing? We didn't do anything! the boys were surprised.
This is bad! the woman replied angrily.
What is easier
V.A. Oseeva
Three boys went into the forest. Mushrooms, berries, birds in the forest. The boys were walking.
Didn't notice how the day went by. They go home - they are afraid:
Get us home!
So they stopped on the road and think what is better: to lie or to tell the truth?
I will say, - says the first, - as if a wolf attacked me in the forest.
The father will be frightened and will not scold.
I will say, - says the second, - that I met my grandfather.
The mother will be delighted and will not scold me.
And I'll tell the truth, - says the third one. - It's always easier to tell the truth, because it's the truth and you don't need to invent anything.
Here they all went home.
As soon as the first boy told his father about the wolf - look, the forest watchman is coming.
No, he says, there are wolves in these places. Father got angry. For the first guilt he got angry, and for a lie - twice.
The second boy told about his grandfather. And grandfather is right there - he is coming to visit. Mother learned the truth. For the first guilt I got angry, and for a lie - twice.
And the third boy, as soon as he came, he confessed everything from the threshold. My aunt grumbled at him and forgave him.
Good
V.A. Oseeva
Yurik woke up in the morning. Looked out the window. The sun is shining. The money is good. And the boy wanted to do something good himself.
Here he sits and thinks: “What if my sister was drowning, and I would save her!”
And my sister is right there:
Walk with me, Yura!
Go away, don't stop thinking! The sister got offended and left.
And Yura thinks: “Now, if the wolves attacked the nanny, and I would shoot them!”
And the nanny is right there:
Put away the dishes, Yurochka.
Clean it yourself - I have no time! The nurse shook her head.
And Yura again thinks: “Now, if Trezorka fell into the well, and I would pull him out!”
Trezorka is right there. Tail wags: “Give me a drink, Yura!”
Go away! Don't stop thinking! Trezorka closed his mouth, climbed into the bushes.
And Yura went to his mother:
What would be good for me to do? Mom patted Yura on the head:
Take a walk with your sister, help the nanny clean the dishes, give some water to Trezor.
sons
V.A. Oseeva
Two women were drawing water from a well.
A third one approached them. And the old old man sat down on a pebble to rest.
This is what one woman says to another:
My son is dexterous and strong, no one can cope with him.
And the third is silent. - Why don't you tell about your son? - her neighbors ask.
What can I say? - says the woman. - There is nothing special about him.
So the women took full buckets and went. And the old man is behind them.
Women go and stop. My hands hurt, water splashes, my back hurts. Suddenly, three boys run out towards me.
One tumbles over his head, walks with a wheel - women admire him.
He sings another song, fills himself with a nightingale - his women listened.
And the third ran up to the mother, took heavy buckets from her and dragged them.
The women ask the old man:
Well? What are our sons?
Where are they? - answers the old man. - I see only one son!
blue leaves
V.A. Oseeva
Katya had two green pencils. But Lena has none. So Lena asks Katya: 
Give me a green pencil.
And Katya says:
I'll ask my mom.
Both girls come to school the next day.
Lena asks:
Did mom let you?
And Katya sighed and said:
Mom allowed me, but I didn’t ask my brother.
Well, ask your brother again, - says Lena.
Katya comes the next day.
Well, did your brother let you? - asks Lena.
My brother allowed me, but I'm afraid you'll break your pencil.
I'm careful, - says Lena.
Look, says Katya, don't fix it, don't press hard, don't take it in your mouth. Don't draw too much.
I, - says Lena, - only need to draw leaves on the trees and green grass.
This is a lot, - says Katya, and she frowns her eyebrows. And she made a disgusted face. Lena looked at her and walked away. I didn't take a pencil. Katya was surprised, ran after her:
Well, what are you? Take it! - Don't, - replies Lena.
At the lesson, the teacher asks: - Why do you, Lenochka, have blue leaves on the trees?
No green pencil.
Why didn't you take it from your girlfriend?
Lena is silent.
And Katya blushed like a cancer and said:
I gave it to her, but she won't take it.
The teacher looked at both:
You have to give so that you can take.
On the rink
V.A. Oseeva
The day was sunny. Ice glittered. There were few people at the rink.
The little girl, with her arms outstretched in a comical way, rode from bench to bench.
Two schoolchildren tied up their skates and looked at Vitya.
Vitya performed various tricks - either he rode on one leg, or he circled like a top.
Well done! one of the boys called out to him.
Vitya darted around the circle like an arrow, famously turned around and ran into the girl.
The girl fell.
Vitya was scared.
I accidentally ... - he said, shaking off the snow from her fur coat.
Hurt?
The girl smiled.
Knee...
There was laughter from behind. "They're laughing at me!" thought Vitya and turned away from the girl in annoyance.
Eka unseen - the knee! What a crybaby! - he shouted, driving past schoolchildren.
Come to us! they called. Vitya approached them. Hand in hand, all three glided merrily across the ice.
And the girl was sitting on the bench, rubbing her bruised knee and crying.
In this section of our site, we have posted a variety of short funny stories. For lovers of stories and anecdotes, these funny stories are exactly what you need. A lot of time is not required, they are fully loaded with humor, and most importantly, they cheer up the only way! Cool funny short stories are a kind of anecdote, only they are usually taken from real life, and sometimes it is in such stories that the famously twisted plot or the degree of comicality gives out such turns that you laugh non-stop for several minutes.
We hope these short funny stories not only will they cheer you up, but they will also encourage you to write your own funny stories, of which each person has quite a lot, if the memory is good. In any case, we will be glad to see you on the pages of our site more than once.
Reminds me of a story from my high school days. There was a thin, weak amateur astronomer Andrei in our class. Everyone who missed, had the honor to offend the calm and harmless "nerd". Once, at a physical education lesson (we had joint physical education in the hall, without separation of male / female), the boys pulled themselves up on the crossbar, and it was Andrey's turn. The first hooligan of the class ran up from behind to the pulling up "nerd" and pulled down his pants along with his shorts ... In complete silence, the girls' jaws slowly dropped, the boys got their first complexes ... Nobody offended Andrey anymore.
I, like my older brother, in the past - an avid gamer. Only I have always loved strategies, and he has rpg games. We went rollerblading with him. He rushes ahead and broadcasts something, turning to me. Suddenly I see - going straight into the pit. Very deep. My, then still a child's brain, did not come up with anything better than yelling: "Space!!!". You know, he jumped...
There is a mineral spring Cook in the Chita region. Naturally, the water from the spring is bottled and sold. The name of the water is appropriate - "Kuka" ... Late autumn. Two o'clock at night. Little-visited stall. Sleepy salesman (woman aged 45). Single shopper (male). The buyer, knocking on the window, waiting until it is opened, holds out ten rubles and says:
- Kuku!
The seller, not fully awake:
- Ku-ku...
Buyer, insistently:
- KUKU!!!
Salesman:
- Cho, at two o'clock in the morning, did you cuckoo something? ..
The ability to sell goods well is also an art. We went with the men in China just to have dinner. Well, as usual, we decided to take one hundred grams. I go to the bartender
- Three for a hundred! - And I'm throwing money away.
The bartender silently places three glasses and an unopened bottle of vodka on the bar.
- I asked three for a hundred!
The guy's answer first plunged me into a state of mild euphoria, and then I realized that knowledge of Russian psychology increases sales, for people like him, to heaven. He said:
- Stay, bring it back.
Well, how could she stay?
One day, the management of a large Western company decided to hold an attraction of unprecedented tolerance. Decided to arrange a gay festival from representatives of all offices. An order came to the Russian office - to send 3 gays. Management thought hard. They called a meeting and started thinking. Come up with. A resolution has been issued: the leaders of the three divisions, which will show the worst results for the current quarter, will go to the gay pride parade. The company has never seen such production, sales, marketing, advertising, supply!..
At work, an employee says that her lover gave her a new gold chain, but she does not know how to explain her appearance to her husband. Everyone begins to give advice: like, say that a friend gave a vilification, she bought it herself, they gave a bonus at work, etc. One man advises: - Better tell me what you found. My wife, for example, recently found a gold bracelet. The man somehow did not immediately understand why everyone was suddenly giggling ...
Dacha, grandmother and granddaughter drink tea. There is jam on the table, to which ants crawl from different sides. The girl, without thinking twice, crushed one. Grandmother puts pressure on the pity of the child:
- Lizonka, what are you, how is it possible ?! Ants are also alive, they hurt! They have kids! Just imagine: they are sitting at home and waiting for their mother. But mom won't come.
Liza (squeezing another insect with her finger):
- And dad won't come either...
A friend got to write SMS until one in the morning every day. I wrote a program on smart, which automatically answers all SMS: "Yes, my love", "of course", "very", etc. - in random order. In the morning I saw 264 incoming SMS. The last one at 5:45 with the text: "But when will you, bitch, fall asleep ?!"
In the 9th grade (children aged 14-15), a scheduled medical examination was held at the school, including a gynecologist. For many girls, this was the first time: everyone's knees were trembling. To save time, a lady gynecologist of Balzac's age asks more questions than examines. The question is the same for all 60 girls from four classes:
- Are you sexually active?
- How many years? - with a positive answer
The lady was tired.
Actually the story: my girlfriend (P), having gathered her will into a fist, approaches her aunt (T).
(T) - do you live?
(P) - zhiiiivvuuuu (shaking with fear, forgetting the essence of the matter)
(T) surprised - How old?
(P) almost crying - cheeeeeeeeeteen ...
I have a friend. Works for a computer company, in a warehouse. And through the wall he has neighbors - a veterinary pharmacy. The doors are close, and therefore visitors are often confused. Yesterday he wrote to me in ICQ: “Today a man came, stood the whole line! I waited until the clients took the printer, floppy disks, some other garbage ... The dude eventually comes up and asks the question: "My horse is coughing ... What should I do?"
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A bright plot and an unexpected ending can be contained in just 55 words.
One day, New Time magazine editor Steve Moss decided to hold a competition in which participants were asked to write a 55-word story, but at the same time the text retained a coherent plot, elaborate characters, and an unusual denouement. He received a response of such magnitude that, according to the results of the competition, it was possible to assemble a whole collection, called "The World's Shortest Stories".
website shares a few concise stories from this book.
unhappy
They say evil has no face. Indeed, his face showed no emotion. There was not a glimmer of sympathy on him, and yet the pain is simply unbearable. Doesn't he see the horror in my eyes and the panic in my face? He calmly, one might say, professionally did his dirty work, and in the end he politely said: "Rinse your mouth, please."
Dan Andrews
rendezvous
The phone rang.
"Hello," she whispered.
- Victoria, it's me. Let's meet at the dock at midnight.
- OK, darling.
"And please don't forget to bring a bottle of champagne with you," he said.
- I won't forget, dear. I want to be with you tonight.
"Hurry, I don't have time to wait!" he said and hung up.
She sighed, then smiled.
“I wonder who it is,” she said.
Nicole Weddle
What does the devil want
The two boys stood and watched as Satan slowly walked away. The glint of his hypnotic eyes still clouded their heads.
- Listen, what did he want from you?
- My soul. And from you?
- A coin for a pay phone. He urgently needed to call.
- Do you want to go eat?
- I want to, but now I have no money at all.
- It's OK. I have full.
Brian Newell
Fate
There was only one way out, for our lives were intertwined in a knot of anger and bliss too tangled to solve everything in any other way. Let's trust the lot: heads - and we will get married, tails - and we will part forever.
The coin was flipped. She chimed, spun, and stopped. Eagle.
We stared at her in bewilderment.
Then, with one voice, we said: "Maybe one more time?"
Jay Rip
Evening surprise
Shiny tights tight and seductive fit beautiful hips - a wonderful addition to a light evening dress. From the very tips of the diamond earrings to the toes of the elegant stiletto heels, everything was simply chic. Eyes with freshly cast shadows looked at the reflection in the mirror, and lips made up with bright red lipstick stretched with pleasure. Suddenly, a child's voice was heard from behind:
"Dad?!"
Hillary Clay
Gratitude
The woolen blanket he'd recently been given from a charitable foundation hugged his shoulders comfortably, and the boots he'd found in the dumpster today didn't sting at all.
Street lights so pleasantly warmed the soul after all this chilling darkness ...
The curve of the park bench felt so familiar to his weary old back.
Thank you, God, he thought, life is amazing!
Andrew E. Hunt
Higher education
At university, we just wiped our pants,” Jennings said, washing his dirty hands. - After all these budget cuts, they don't teach you much, they just give grades and everything goes on as usual.
- So how did you study?
- We didn't study. However, you can see how I work.
The nurse opened the door.
- Dr. Jennings, you're needed in the operating room.
Ron Bast
decisive moment
She could almost hear the doors of her prison slam shut.
Freedom is gone forever, now her fate is in the hands of others, and she will never see her will.
Crazy thoughts flashed through her head about how nice it would be to fly far, far away now. But she knew that it was impossible to hide.
She turned to the groom with a smile and repeated: "Yes, I agree."
Tina Milburn
hide and seek
Ninety-nine, one hundred! Ready or not, here I come!
I hate driving, but it's much easier for me than hiding. Entering a dark room, I whisper to those who lurk inside: “Knocked and fell!”.
They follow me with their eyes along the long corridor, and the mirrors hanging on the walls reflect my figure in a black cassock and with a scythe in my hands.
Kurt Homan
bed story
Watch out baby, it's loaded, he said as he walked back into the bedroom.
Her back rested on the headboard of the bed.
- Is this for your wife?
- No. It would be risky. I'll hire a killer.
- And if the killer is me?
He grinned.
"Who's smart enough to hire a woman to kill a man?"
She licked her lips and aimed a fly at him.
- Your wife.
Geoffrey Whitmore
In the hospital
She drove the car at breakneck speed. God, just make it on time.
But from the expression on the face of the doctor from the intensive care unit, she understood everything.
She sobbed.
- Is he conscious?
"Mrs. Allerton," the doctor said softly, "you should be happy." His last words were: "I love you, Mary."
She glanced at the doctor and turned away.
"Thank you," Judith said coldly.
