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Social quarrels in the work are indicated in the form of "7 pairs of unclean." The 7 unclean forces include a blacksmith, a miner, a machinist, a laborer, a carpenter, a Red Army soldier, a laundress and a driver. At the end of the fight with "7 pairs of unclean" can destroy hell, overthrow God, destroy destruction, repair locomotives and much more. All actions in the book are described with wit and author's irony. The relevance of such a work is provided by Mayakovsky's utopian forecasts. During the revolution, this genre gained great relevance.
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Vladimir Vladimirovich Mayakovsky
MYSTERY-BUFF
HEROIC, EPIC AND SATIRICAL IMAGE OF OUR AGE
Second option
"Mystery-buff" - the road. Revolution road. No one can predict with accuracy what other mountains we will have to blow up, going this way. Today the word "Lloyd George" is boring into the ear, and tomorrow the British themselves will forget his name. Today, the will of millions is rushing towards the commune, and in fifty years, perhaps, the air dreadnoughts of the commune will rush to attack distant planets.
Therefore, leaving the road (form), I again changed parts of the landscape (content).
In the future, all those who play, stage, read, print Mystery Buff, change the content - make its content modern, today's, momentary.
VALID:
1. Seven pairs of pure: 1) Abyssinian Negus, 2) Indian Raja, 3) Turkish Pasha, 4) Russian speculator, 5) Chinese, 6) Fat Persian, 7) Clemenceau, 8) German, 9) Pop, 10) Australian , 11) Australian wife, 12) Lloyd George, 13) American and 14) Diplomat.
2. Seven pairs of unclean: 1) Red Army soldier, 2) Lamplighter, 3) Driver, 4) Miner, 5) Carpenter, 6) Laborer, 7) Servant, 8) Blacksmith 9) Baker, 10) Laundress, 11) Seamstress, 12 ) Machinist, 13) Eskimo fisherman and 14) Eskimo hunter.
3. Compromiser.
4. Intelligentsia.
5. Lady with cardboard boxes.
6. Devils: 1) Beelzebub, 2) Ober-devil, 3) Messenger, 4) 2nd messenger, 5) Guard, 6) 20 clean with horns and tails.
7. Saints: 1) Methuselah, 2) Jean Jacques Rousseau, 3) Leo Tolstoy, 4) Gabriel, 5) Angel, 6) 2nd angel and 7) angels.
8. Sabaoth.
9. Active Promised Lands: 1) Hammer, 2) Sickle, 3) Cars, 4) Trains, 5) Cars, 6) Planer, 7) Pincers, 8) Needle, 9) Saw, 10) Bread, 11) Salt, 12) Sugar, 13) Matter, 14) Boot, 15) Board with a lever.
10. Man of the future.
LOCATIONS OF ACTION
1. The whole universe. 2. Ark. 3. Hell. 4. Paradise. 5. Land of debris. 6. Promised Land.
PROLOGUE
Unclean
After a minute
we will show you...
Mystery buff.
I have two words to say:
This
thing is new.
To jump above your head
need someone to help.
Before new play
a prologue is needed.
Firstly,
Why
Is the whole theater destroyed?
well-meaning people
this is very annoying.
Why do you go to shows?
To enjoy -
is not it?
Is it a pleasure to watch
if the pleasure is only on the stage;
scene-
only one third.
Means,
V interesting performance,
if you build everything
then your pleasure will be tripled,
and if
performance is uninteresting
it's not worth watching
and one third.
For other theaters
it doesn't matter to represent
for them
scene -
keyhole.
Sit, they say, quietly,
straight or oblique
and see someone else's life piece.
Look and see -
groaning on the couch
Aunt Mani
Yes Uncle Vanya.
And we are not interested
no uncle, no aunt,
you will find aunts and uncles at home.
We will also show real life,
but she
turned into an extraordinary spectacle by the theatre.
The gist of the first step is:
the earth is flowing.
Then - stomp.
Everyone is fleeing the revolutionary flood.
Seven pairs of unclean
and pure seven pairs,
that is
fourteen poor proletarians
and fourteen bourgeois bar,
and between them
with a couple of tearful cheeks -
Mensheviks.
The pole is overflowing.
The last shelter is crumbling.
And everybody starts to build
not even an ark
but the ark.
In the second act
the audience travels in the ark:
here you have autocracy
And democratic republic,
and finally
overboard,
under the Menshevik howl,
the clean ones were thrown headfirst.
The third act shows
that the workers
nothing to be afraid of
even devils in the middle of hell.
In the fourth -
laugh harder! -
heavenly places are shown.
In the fifth act, devastation
wide open mouth,
crushes and eats.
Though we worked for a hungry belly,
but us
ruin was conquered.
In the sixth act -
commune -
the whole hall
sing at all throats!
Look in all eyes!
All is ready?
And hell?
And heaven?
Because of the stage.
Ready!
Let's!
STEP ONE
At the glow of the northern lights, the globe of the earth, resting with its pole against the ice of the floor. Ropes of latitudes and longitudes cross with ladders all over the globe. Between two walruses propping up the world, an Eskimo hunter, with his finger on the ground, yells at another, stretched out in front of him by the fire.
Hunter
Hey!
Hey!
Fisherman
bawl.
There is no other business -
poke the ground with your finger.
Hunter
Fisherman
Where is the hole?
Hunter
Fisherman
What is flowing?
Hunter
Fisherman (jumping up, running up and looking under the clamping finger)
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
The work of unclean hands.
Crap!
I'll go warn the polar
circle.
Runs. A German squeezing out his sleeves jumps on him from behind the slope of the world. He looks for a second for a button and, not finding it, grabs the fur of a fur coat.
German
Ger Eskimo!
Ger Eskimo!
Terribly fast!
A couple of minutes...
Fisherman
German
So - today I'm sitting in my restaurant
on Friedrichstrasse.
In the window the sun
so it beckons.
Day,
like a bourgeois before the revolution, is clear.
The audience is seated
and quietly sheidemanit.
I've eaten soup
I look at bottle eiffels.
Think:
what kind of beef should I take?
And shall I take up the beef?
I'm watching -
and lunch stuck in my throat:
something is wrong with the Alley of Victories.
Stone Hohenzollerns,
standing between daisies,
suddenly flew upside down.
Hum.
I run to the roof.
Beating around the tavern skeleton,
waterless surf,
hustle and bustle
fled,
flooded the quarters.
Berlin is a disturbing sea of delirium,
invisible waves bass notes.
And for
and over,
and under,
and pre-
dreadnought houses!
And before I could spread my thoughts,
Is it from Foch, or from...
Fisherman
German
I am all
wet to the thread.
I'm watching -
everything is dry
but it pours, and it pours, and it pours.
And suddenly,
the ruins of Pompeii more pompous, painting
opened up -
rooted
Berlin was torn out
and drowned in the abyss,
at the world in a molten forge.
I woke up on the crest of current villages.
I collected all my yacht club experience, -
and so
in front of you
dearest,
All,
what is left of Europe now.
Fisherman
N-n-a little...
German
Relax, of course...
day-to-two-s.
Fisherman
Yes, you say without these European yuleniya!
What do you need? It's not up to you.
German (showing horizontally)
Let me near your esteemed
seals.
The fisherman waves angrily at the fire, goes in the other direction - to warn the circle - and stumbles upon wet Australians running out from behind another slope.
Fisherman (retreating in surprise)
And there were no more disgusting faces ?!
Australian with wife. (together)
We are Australians.
Australian.
I am Australian.
We had everything.
How-to:
platypus, palm tree, porcupine, cactus!..
Australian (crying in surging feeling)
And now
we disappeared
everything is lost:
and cacti,
and platypuses,
and palm trees
everything sank...
everything at the bottom...
Fisherman (pointing to the sprawling German)
Here, go to them.
And then they are alone.
Getting ready to go again, the Eskimo stopped, listening to two voices from two sides the globe.
Kettle, wow!
Second
Cylinder, wow!
First
Getting stronger!
Hold on to north latitude!
Second
Get angry!
Grab the south longitude!
On the ropes of latitudes and longitudes, an Englishman and a Frenchman roll down from the globe. Everyone hoists a national banner.
Englishman
The banner has been hoisted.
I am the owner full in the snowy bosom.
Frenchman
Englishman (laying out some goods)
No - mine
I am already trading.
Frenchman (getting angry)
No - mine
and you yourself look for another.
Englishman (furious)
Ah well!
Yes, to die!
Frenchman (furious)
Ah well!
I'll put a bump on your nose!
Englishman (climbs with fists on the French)
England hip hip!
Frenchman (climbs with fists on an Englishman)
Viv la France!
Australian (rushes to separate)
Well, the people!
Not the people, but pure rabble:
no more empires
no imperials
and they are still punching each other in the face.
Fisherman
Eh, you
imperialists!
German
Drop that you, right!
Fisherman
Well, a horde!
Right on the head of the newly gathered Eskimo, our merchant is thrown down.
Merchant
venerable,
this mess!
Am I Asia?
"Destroy Asia" - the decision of the Council of Ministers.
Yes, I was not an Asian!
(Calming down a little.)
Yesterday in Tula
I sit quietly in a chair.
How the doors will burst!
Well I guess -
from Cheka!
I have, you know,
her cheek turned pale.
But
God is merciful in the world:
It turns out that not Cheka is the wind.
It scratched a little
then it went
further more,
more - higher
poured into the streets
roofs blew...
All
Quiet!
Quiet!
Frenchman
Do you hear?
Do you hear the thud?
Lots of approaching voices.
Flood! flood! flood! about the flood! flood!
Englishman (horrified)
Oh my God!
Misfortune - like from a drainpipe,
And then there's this Eastern question.
In front of the negus, behind him - a Chinese, a Persian, a Turk, a rajah, a priest, a compromiser. The procession is closed by all seven pairs of impure ones pouring in from all sides.
Negus
At least a little blacker than snow, sir,
but nonetheless
I am an Abyssinian Negus.
My respect.
I have now left my Africa.
The Nile meandered in it, a boa-river.
How the Nile was furious, squeezing the kingdom into a river,
and drowned my Africa in it.
Although there is no name
but nonetheless…
Fisherman (annoyingly)
…but nonetheless
my respect.
Heard, heard!
Negus
Please don't forget
negus speaks to you,
and the negus wants to eat.
What is this?
Must be a delicious dog?
Fisherman
Negus mistakenly tries to sit on Lloyd George's walrus, which looks like two drops of water.
Fisherman
Go sit down, but don't get anyone dirty.
Englishman (frightened)
Fisherman (addressing others)
What about you?
Chinese
Nothing!
Nothing!
Drown my China!
Persian
Persia,
my Persia went to the bottom!
Rajah
Even India,
heavenly India, and that one!
Pasha
And only one memory remains of Turkey!
A lady breaks out of the crowd of clean ones with an infinite number of cartons.
Lady
Be careful!
Don't tear!
Silk is thin!
(to the fisherman.)
Man
help put up the boxes.
She's so sweet!
What a spicy!..
Fisherman
The parasite is idle!
Frenchman
What nation will you be?
Lady
My nation is the most diverse.
First was Russian -
Russia has become narrow to me.
These Bolsheviks are such a horror!
I am a graceful woman
with a subtle soul -
I took and became an Estonian.
The Bolsheviks began to press on the outskirts -
I became a citizen of Ukraine.
They took Kharkov ten times -
I settled down in some republic in Odessa.
They took Odessa, Wrangel in the Crimea -
I took and obeyed him.
They drove the whites across the sea and across the field -
I'm already Turkish
Walking around Constantinople.
The Bolsheviks began to come closer -
and I'm a Parisian.
I walk in Paris.
Forty nations have changed, I confess, I -
now I have a Kamchatka nation.
What a lousy summer at the poles:
you can not show any toilet!
Fisherman (yells at clean)
Quiet!
Quiet!
What is this hum?
Compromiser (hysterically separated from the crowd)
Listen! -
I can't!
Listen!
What is it?
There is no dry place in the world!
Listen!
Leave me alone!
Let me go home
to the office!
Listen!
I can't!
I thought there would be a flood according to Kautsky.
And the wolves are full
and the sheep are whole.
And now -
people are killing each other.
Lovely reds!
Lovely whites!
Look, I can't!
Frenchman
Don't rub your eyes...
don't bite your lips...
(Approaching the fire unclean, arrogantly.)
And which nations are you?!
Unclean (together)
Chase around the world
accustomed to our wandering people.
We are no nations
our work is our homeland.
Frenchman
Blacksmith (Frenchman, patting him on a fair belly)
The noise of the flood, I suppose, in your ears?
Laundress (to him, mockingly and shrillly)
Would you lay down and sleep on the bed now?
Let you into the trenches and into the mines!
Red Army man (menacingly)
I would go to the trenches -
in the trenches of wet beds.
Seeing the brewing "conflict" between the pure and the impure, the Compromiser rushes to separate them.
Compromiser
Lovely! Well, don't! Don't swear!
Throw at each other askance.
Stretch out your hands
hug each other
Lord, comrades,
have to agree.
Frenchman (viciously)
Fisherman (viciously. Both the fisherman and the Frenchman crutch the neck of the Compromiser)
Oh you conciliator!
Oh you compromiser!
Compromiser (running away, beaten, whining)
Here you go,
again…
I'm good to him
and he…
So it's always like this:
calling to agree
and you will be imposed on both sides.
The unclean pass, separating the squeamishly squeezing crowd of the clean, and sit down by the fire. The crowd of the pure closes behind them in a circle.
Pasha (pops out in the middle)
Faithful!
We need to discuss what happened.
Let's delve into the essence of the phenomenon.
Merchant
It's a simple matter -
doomsday.
I think it's a flood.
Frenchman
And not a flood
otherwise b
it was raining.
Rajah
Yes,
there was no rain.
Diplomat
So this idea is also wild ...
Pasha
But anyway -
What happened, believers?
Let's, believers, look at the root.
Merchant
The people, in my opinion, became rebellious.
German
Think war, me.
Intelligentsia
No,
I think the reason is different.
I think it's metaphysical...
Merchant (unhappy)
War is metaphysical!
Let's start with Adam!
In turn!
In turn!
Don't make sodom.
Pasha
Let's talk gradually.
Your word, student!
(Justified in front of the crowd.)
And then he even has foam on his lips.
Intellectual
At first
everything was simple:
day changed to night
but only
the dawn was too raging alo!
After -
laws,
concepts,
faith,
granite piles of capitals
and the sun itself is a motionless redhead, -
everything seemed to be a little fluid,
creep a little,
a little liquefied.
Then how it spills!
The streets are pouring
the melted house falls on the house.
The whole world,
melted in the blast furnaces of revolutions,
pouring down like a waterfall.
Chinese voice
Lord! Attention!
It's drizzling here!
Australian wife
Pretty drizzle!
Wet like pigs.
Persian
Maybe the end of the world is near
and we
we rally, yell and laugh.
Diplomat (clings to the pole)
Merchant (giving a knee to an Eskimo who is clamping a hole with the patience inherent in this people)
Hey, you!
Went to the walruses!
The Eskimo hunter flies off, and from the open hole a jet beats into those present. The clean ones scattered like a fan, yelling inarticulately.
A minute later, everyone rushes to the jet.
Score!
Shut up!
Clamp!
Receded. Only the Australian remained at the globe with his finger in the hole. In the general commotion, the priest perched on a couple of logs.
Brethren!
Losing the last inch!
The last inch is filled with water!
Who is this?
Who is that closet with the beard?
This is for forty nights and forty days!
Merchant
Right!
The Lord advised him wisely.
Intelligentsia
There has been a similar precedent in history -
remember the famous adventure of Noevo.
Merchant (taking the place of the priest)
Get to the point!
Merchant
Come on, brothers, let's build a kopcheg.
Australian wife
Right! The ark!
Intelligentsia
Here is the hunt!
Let's build a boat.
Rajah
Two ships!
Merchant
Right!
I will invest all my money!
Those were saved, but we are smarter than those, in any way.
General hum
Long live,
long live technology!
Merchant
Raise your hands -
who agrees.
General hum
And you don't need hands
visible behind the eyes.
Both the clean and the unclean raise their hands.
Frenchman (taking the place of the merchant, he angrily examines the blacksmith, who raised his hand)
And are you there?
And don't you dare!
Lord
let's not take the unclean!
They will know how to scold us!
Do you know how to saw and plan?
Frenchman (drooping)
I changed my mind.
Take the unclean.
Merchant
We will only select the non-drinkers and the broad-shouldered.
German (taking the place of the French)
T-s-s, gentlemen,
maybe you don't have to put up with
impure.
Fortunately,
we don't know what's up with a fifth of the world.
Chatter, and did not even bother to find out
Are there Americans among us?
Merchant (happily)
Well, the head!
Not a man, but a German chancellor!
Joy cuts through the cry of an Australian.
What is this?
An American on a motorcycle rushes straight from the hall to the tensely peering.
American
(Stretches the paper.)
Here
from drowned America
two hundred billion checks.
Silent sadness. And suddenly the cry of an Australian pinching the water.
Australian
What did they glare at? Will stare!
By God, take it out!
Fingers numb.
The clean ones fussed, rubbing against the unclean.
Frenchman (blacksmith)
Well, comrades,
build, huh?
Gentle Blacksmith
What about me
for me at least...
(Waving hand unclean.)
Aida, comrades!
Ride, so ride.
The unclean are rising. Saws. Planers. Hammers.
Compromiser
Hurry, comrades
Hurry, darlings!
Get to work!
In the hands of axes and saws!
Intellectual (moves aside)
Work -
and don't even think about it.
I'll sit right here
and sabotage.
(Screaming at the workers.)
Live turn around!
Ruby, don't miss it!
A carpenter
Why are you sitting with your hands folded?
Intellectual
I'm special, I'm irreplaceable...
ACT TWO
Ark deck. In all directions, a panorama of lands crumbling into waves. A ladder-mast tangled with ropes rests against low clouds. To the side is the wheelhouse and the entrance to the hold. The clean and the unclean lined up along the close board.
Laborer
N-yes!
I wouldn't want to go overboard today.
Seamstress
Look there:
not a wave, but a fence!
Merchant
In vain I confused it with you.
Always like this
to no avail.
Mariners too!
Found a sea wolf.
Lamplighter
Look, brought it up!
Humming and groaning.
Seamstress
What a fence!
Closed by a wall!
Frenchman
Yes, sir.
Very stupid!
I tell you with sorrow and pain, sir.
Would sit.
The earth is still holding on.
Whatever it is, but still a pole.
Laborer
What are your wolves
waves caress.
Both Eskimos, the driver and the Australians at once.
Look
What is this?
What about Alaska?
Negus
Well, it jumped!
What a stone sling.
German
Eskimo
Fisherman
No!
All
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Frenchman (burst into tears, crushed by memories)
My God!..
My God!..
used to
the whole family
let's gather at the tea table -
buns,
caviar…
Baker (measuring the tip of the nail)
Wonderful, by God!
Well, it's not a pity
not so much.
Shoemaker
I stocked up the vodka.
Got a glass?
Servant
Miner
Guys,
let's go to the hold!
Eskimo hunter
Well, how's the walrus?
Isn't it very hot?
Servant
Nothing is fried
nicely fried.
Clean ones. The unclean descend into the hold, singing along.
What do we have to lose? Are we afraid of the flood?
Legs loosened - stomped around the world!
Oh, and rest in steamboats.
Eh!
And eating a walrus and sipping vodka is not a sin ...
Oh, it's not a sin!
The clean surrounded the whimpering Frenchman.
Persian
It's embarrassing, right!
Stop yelling!
Merchant
Let's get through somehow
crawl to Ararat.
Negus
You will die of hunger, while the mountain is.
American
Lots of money
and without food you can hardly die.
I give half a million for a pound of bread
nikolaevka
and two pounds of diamonds.
Merchant
Speculated.
I sat in Cheka three times.
What the hell is this money to me now?!
Chinese
Spit and rub.
Pasha
What diamonds!
Now if a person has liver stones,
then you feel more secure -
belly stuffed.
Australian
No grub
one trough.
Compromiser
And then Sukharevka is closed.
Merchant (to the ass)
Nothing, humble monk,
now there is a Smolensky market on every square.
Lady
And butter, and milk, and cream in the market, -
substitute an empty pocket for a lid.
Merchant
It's you who sits without milk, fool,
and the worker has a bonus,
the worker's nature, -
will receive
and exchange.
Lady
And I will change hats for eggs.
Intellectual
Change your last hat
and then sit
suck paw.
Pop (listening to the noise in the hold)
Intellectual
What to them!
Caught fish and eat.
Let's take a net or a prison and let's catch it too.
German
Os-t-r-o-g-y?
And how to deal with her?
I only know how to pick at a man with a sword.
Merchant
I cast the net
I thought - I'll take out the fish,
tired,
and nothing -
one herb.
Pasha (contritely)
What have they grown up to?
the first guild - and eat algae.
Lloyd George (to Clemenceau)
Eureka!
Let's stop fighting.
What quarrel can there be with an Englishman
French?
The main thing is that I have a belly, you have a belly.
Compromiser
And I have… belly.
Clemenceau
How sad it is
with such a wonderful gentleman -
him and I didn't get a little carried away.
Lloyd George
Now we are not up to fights:
we have a common enemy.
Here's what I want to tell you...
He takes Clemenceau by the arm and leads him away. Whispering, they return.
Clemenceau
We are all so clean.
Do we shed sweat at work?
Let's force the unclean to attack us
worked.
Intellectual
I would force them!
Yes, where do I
stunted!
And any of them is oblique in the shoulders.
Lloyd George
God save the fight!
Don't fight
and while the menus are surviving,
while they sit
piya and orya,
let's take it and give them a pig ...
Clemenceau
Let's choose a king!
Compromiser
Why a king?
Better than the city.
Clemenceau
And then that the king will issue a manifesto -
all the food should be given to me, they say.
The king eats
and we eat
his loyal subjects.
All
Great!
Pasha
German (happily)
I told you -
Bismarck's head!
Australians
Choose quickly!
But who?
Whom?
English and French
Right!
And hold the reins in his hands.
Merchant
What reins?
German
Well, how are they...
reins of government, or something ...
What are you picking on?
The meaning is one.
(negusu.)
Get up, sir!
Real, real!
Lady
Oh!
I'll be the lady of the court!
Lloyd George
Hurry, hurry
write the manifest:
with God's mercy, they say ...
Pasha and the Australian
And we are here
not to get out.
Pasha and others are scribbling a manifesto. A German with a diplomat is unwinding a rope before leaving the hold. Staggering, the unclean climb out. When the latter crawled onto the deck, the diplomat and the German change places - and the unclean are entangled.
German (shoemaker)
Hey,
You!
Get sworn in!
Shoemaker (poor understanding of events)
May I lie down better?
Diplomat
I will lie to you -
you won't get up for a hundred years!
Lieutenant Mr.
point the gun!
Frenchman
Aha!
Sober up!
That's how it's easier.
Some impure (sad)
Gotcha brothers
like chickens in cabbage soup.
Australian
Hats off!
Who's got a hat?
The Chinese and the Raja (push the priest, standing under the cabin, headed by the negus)
Read on
read, stand without breathing yet.
Pop (on paper)
by the grace of God
We,
king of fried unclean chickens
And Grand Duke on the same eggs,
not tearing off seven skins from anyone, -
we tear off six, the seventh is left, -
We declare to our loyal subjects:
drag everything -
fish, crackers, guinea pigs
and what there is edible other things.
Governing Senate
won't slow down
sort out the piles of goodness,
select and treat us.
An impromptu senate of pasha and rajah.
Listen, Your Majesty!
Pasha (disposes of)
(Australian.)
You are in the cabins!
(Australian.)
You are in the pantries!
(General.)
So that the unclean does not eat anything dear.
(To the merchant, unwinding the baker for him.)
You go down into the hold with him.
I'll go over everything with the rajah on deck.
drag here
and come back again.
The joyful rumble of the pure.
We'll pile up a whole mountain of edibles!
Pop (rubbing his hands)
And then fraternally share the booty
according to Christian custom.
Convoyed clean, unclean descend into the hold. A minute later they return and dump all kinds of food in front of the negus.
Merchant (happily)
All searched
nothing else is equal.
What a product!
Admiration!
One word -
normalized.
Well, guys, sharpen your teeth!
American
And the unclean ones?
German
You have to lock them down.
Well,
your majesty, wait.
One minute!
The unclean are driven into the hold, and while they are busy with them, the negus eats everything brought. The clean ones are back.
Clemenceau
Coming, Lloyd George?
Lloyd George
Vladimir Vladimirovich Mayakovsky
Mystery buff
HEROIC, EPIC AND SATIRICAL IMAGE OF OUR AGE
Second option
Mystery buff. Second option
Prologue and insert to the second version of the Mystery-buff
Libretto "Mystery Buff" for the program of the performance in honor of the III Congress
Comintern
"Mystery-buff" - the road. Revolution road. No one predicts
accuracy, what other mountains we will have to blow up, going this way.
Today the word "Lloyd George" is drilling in the ear, and tomorrow they will forget his name themselves
the English. Today, the will of millions is rushing towards the commune, and in fifty years,
maybe the air dreadnoughts of the commune will rush to attack distant planets.
Therefore, leaving the road (form), I again changed parts of the landscape
In the future, everyone who plays, bets, reads, prints
"Mystery-buff", change the content - make its content modern,
today, momentary.
VALID:
1. Seven pairs of pure: 1) Abyssinian Negus, 2) Indian Raja, 3)
Turkish pasha, 4) Russian speculator, 5) Chinese, 6) Fat Persian, 7)
Clemenceau, 8) German, 9) Pop, 10) Australian, 11) Australian wife, 12)
Lloyd George, 13) American and 14) Diplomat.
2. Seven pairs of unclean: 1) Red Army soldier, 2) Lamplighter, 3) Driver, 4)
Miner, 5) Carpenter, 6) Laborer, 7) Servant, 8) Blacksmith 9) Baker, 10) Laundress,
11) Seamstress, 12) Machinist, 13) Eskimo fisherman and 14) Eskimo hunter.
3. Compromiser.
4. Intelligentsia.
5. Lady with cardboard boxes.
6. Devils: 1) Beelzebub, 2) Ober-devil, 3) Messenger, 4) 2nd messenger, 5)
Guard, 6) 20 clean with horns and tails.
7. Saints: 1) Methuselah, 2) Jean-Jacques Rousseau, 3) Leo Tolstoy, 4) Gabriel,
5) Angel, 6) 2nd angel and 7) angels.
8. Sabaoth.
9. Active Promised Lands: 1) Hammer, 2) Sickle, 3) Machines, 4)
Trains, 5) Cars, 6) Planer, 7) Pincers, 8) Needle, 9) Saw, 10) Bread, 11)
Salt, 12) Sugar, 13) Matter, 14) Boot, 15) Board with a lever.
10. Man of the future.
LOCATIONS OF ACTION
1. The whole universe. 2. Ark. 3. Hell. 4. Paradise. 5. Land of debris.
6. Promised Land.
Unclean
After a minute
we'll show you...
Mystery buff.
I have two words to say:
thing is new.
To jump above your head
need someone to help.
Before a new play
10 requires a prologue.
Firstly,
Is the whole theater destroyed?
well-meaning people
this is very annoying.
Why do you go to shows?
To enjoy -
is not it?
Is it a pleasure to watch
20 if the pleasure is only on stage;
scene-
only one third.
in an interesting show
if you build everything
then your pleasure will be tripled,
performance is uninteresting
it's not worth watching
30 and one third.
For other theaters
it doesn't matter to represent
keyhole.
Sit, they say, quietly,
straight or oblique
and see someone else's life piece.
Look and see -
40 mean on the couch
Aunt Mani
Yes Uncle Vanya.
And we are not interested
no uncle, no aunt,
you will find aunts and uncles at home.
We will also show real life
turned into an extraordinary spectacle by the theatre.
The gist of the first step is:
50 the earth is leaking.
Then - stomp.
Everyone is fleeing the revolutionary flood.
Seven pairs of unclean
and pure seven pairs,
fourteen poor proletarians
and fourteen bourgeois bar,
and between them
with a couple of tearful cheeks -
60 Mensheviks.
The pole is overflowing.
The last shelter is crumbling.
And everybody starts to build
not even an ark
but the ark.
In the second act
the audience travels in the ark:
here you have autocracy
and democratic republic
70 and finally
under the Menshevik howl,
the clean ones were thrown headfirst.
The third act shows
that the workers
nothing to be afraid of
even devils in the middle of hell.
In the fourth -
laugh harder! -
80 heavenly places are shown.
In the fifth act, devastation
wide open mouth,
crushes and eats.
Though we worked for a hungry belly,
ruin was conquered.
In the sixth act -
commune -
the whole hall
90 sing at the top of your lungs!
Look in all eyes!
All is ready?
Because of the stage.
Ready!
STEP ONE
At the glow of the northern lights, the globe of the earth, resting with its pole against the ice of the floor. By
ropes of latitudes and longitudes are crossed by ladders around the globe. Between two
walruses propping up the world, the Eskimo hunter, with his finger on the ground, yells
another, stretched out before him by the fire.
bawl.
100 There is no other case -
poke the ground with your finger.
Where is the hole?
What is flowing?
(jumping up, running up and looking under
pinching finger)
The work of unclean hands.
110 I'll go warn the polar
Runs. A German squeezing out his sleeves jumps on him from behind the slope of the world.
He looks for a second for a button and, not finding it, grabs the fur of a fur coat.
Ger Eskimo!
Ger Eskimo!
Terribly fast!
A couple of minutes...
So - today I'm sitting in my restaurant
on Friedrichstrasse.
In the window the sun
120 is so beckoning.
like a bourgeois before the revolution, is clear.
The audience is seated
and quietly sheidemanit.
I've eaten soup
I look at bottle eiffels.
what kind of beef should I take?
And shall I take up the beef?
130 Watching -
and lunch stuck in my throat:
something is wrong with the Alley of Victories.
Stone Hohenzollerns,
standing between daisies,
suddenly flew upside down.
I run to the roof.
Beating around the tavern skeleton,
waterless surf,
140 vanity in a row,
flooded the quarters.
Berlin is a disturbing sea of delirium,
invisible waves bass notes.
dreadnought houses!
150 And before I could spread my thought,
Is it from Foch, or from...
wet to the thread.
everything is dry
but it pours, and it pours, and it pours.
the ruins of Pompeii more pompous, painting
opened up -
160 root
Berlin was torn out
and drowned in the abyss,
at the world in a molten forge.
I woke up on the crest of current villages.
I collected all my yacht club experience, -
in front of you
dearest,
170 what is now left of Europe.
N-n-a little...
Calm down of course...
day-to-two-s.
Yes, you say without these European yuleniya!
What do you need? It's not up to you.
(pointing horizontally)
Let me near your esteemed
The fisherman angrily waves his hand to the fire, goes in the other direction - to warn
circle - and stumbles upon the wet ones running out from behind another slope
Australians.
(retreating in surprise)
And there were no more disgusting faces ?!
Australian with his wife.
We are Australians.
Australian.
I am Australian.
180 We had everything.
platypus, palm tree, porcupine, cactus!..
Australian
(crying in overwhelming emotion)
we disappeared
everything is lost:
and cacti,
and platypuses,
and palm trees
everything sank...
190 all at the bottom...
(pointing to the sprawling German)
Here, go to them.
And then they are alone.
Getting ready to go again, the Eskimo stopped, listening to two voices with
Kettle, wow!
Cylinder, wow!
Getting stronger!
Hold on to north latitude!
Grab the south longitude!
On the ropes of latitudes and longitudes the Englishman and
Frenchman. Everyone hoists a national banner.
Englishman
The banner has been hoisted.
200 I am the owner full in the snowy bosom.
No, sorry!
I hoisted before.
This is my colony.
Englishman
(laying out some goods)
No - mine
I am already trading.
(starting to get angry)
No - mine
and you yourself look for another.
Englishman
(furious)
Yes, to die!
(furious)
210 Ah, so!
I'll put a bump on your nose!
Englishman
(climbs with fists at the Frenchman)
England hip hip!
(climbs with fists at the Englishman)
Viv la France!
Australian
(rushes to take it apart)
Well, the people!
Not the people, but pure rabble:
no more empires
no imperials
and they are still punching each other in the face.
220 imperialists!
Drop that you, right!
Well, a horde!
Directly on the head of the newly gathered Eskimo falls down
our merchant.
venerable,
this mess!
Am I Asia?
"Destroy Asia" - the decision of the Council of Ministers.
Yes, I was not an Asian!
(Calming down a little.)
Yesterday in Tula
I sit quietly in a chair.
230 How the doors will burst!
Well I guess -
I have, you know,
her cheek turned pale.
God is merciful in the world:
it turns out, not Cheka - the wind.
It scratched a little
more - higher
poured into the streets
roofs blew...
Do you hear the thud?
Flood! flood! flood! about the flood! flood!
Englishman
Oh my God!
250 Misfortune - like from a drainpipe,
And then there's this Eastern question.
In front of the negus, behind him - a Chinese, a Persian, a Turk, a rajah, a priest, a compromiser.
The procession is closed by all seven pairs of impure ones pouring in from all sides.
At least a little blacker than snow, sir,
but nonetheless
I am an Abyssinian Negus.
My respect.
I have now left my Africa.
The Nile meandered in it, a boa-river.
How the Nile was furious, squeezing the kingdom into a river,
and drowned my Africa in it.
260 Though there is no name,
but nonetheless...
(annoyed)
But nonetheless
my respect.
Heard, heard!
Please don't forget
negus speaks to you,
and the negus wants to eat.
Must be a delicious dog?
270 I'll give those - doggy!
It's a walrus, not a dog.
Negus mistakenly tries to sit on a similar one as two drops of water on
Walrus Lloyd George.
Go sit down, but don't get anyone dirty.
Englishman
(scared)
It's not me walrus
he is a walrus
and I'm not a walrus
I am Lloyd George.
(referring to the others)
What about you?
280 Drown my China!
my Persia went to the bottom!
Even India,
heavenly India, and that one!
And only one memory remains of Turkey!
A lady breaks out of the crowd of clean ones with an infinite number of cartons.
Be careful!
Don't tear!
Silk is thin!
290 help put the cardboard boxes.
(out of the clean crowd)
She's so sweet!
What a spicy!..
The parasite is idle!
What nation will you be?
My nation is the most diverse.
First was Russian -
Russia has become narrow to me.
These Bolsheviks are such a horror!
I am a graceful woman
300 with a thin soul -
I took and became an Estonian.
The Bolsheviks began to press on the outskirts -
I became a citizen of Ukraine.
They took Kharkov ten times -
I settled down in some republic in Odessa.
They took Odessa, Wrangel in the Crimea -
I took and obeyed him.
They drove the whites across the sea and across the field -
I'm already Turkish
310 Walking around Constantinople.
The Bolsheviks began to come closer -
and I'm a Parisian.
I walk in Paris.
Forty nations have changed, I confess, I -
now I have a Kamchatka nation.
What a lousy summer at the poles:
you can not show any toilet!
(yells at the clean ones)
320 What is that hum?
Compromiser
(in hysterics separates from the crowd)
Listen! -
I can't!
Listen!
What is it?
There is no dry place in the world!
Listen!
Leave me alone!
Let me go home
to the office!
330 Listen!
I can't!
I thought there would be a flood according to Kautsky.
And the wolves are full
and the sheep are whole.
And now -
people are killing each other.
Lovely reds!
Lovely whites!
Look, I can't!
340 Don't rub your eyes...
don't bite your lips...
(To approaching the fire unclean, arrogantly.)
And which nations are you?!
Unclean
Chase around the world
accustomed to our wandering people.
We are no nations
our work is our homeland.
They are proletarians!
Proletarians...
350 Proletarians...
(to the Frenchman, patting him on his belly)
The noise of the flood, I suppose, in your ears?
(to him, mockingly and shrillly)
Would you lay down and sleep on the bed now?
Let you into the trenches and into the mines!
Red Army man
I would go to the trenches -
in the trenches of wet beds.
Seeing the brewing "conflict" between the pure and the impure, to separate
the compromiser rushes them.
Compromiser
Lovely! Well, don't! Don't swear!
Throw at each other askance.
Stretch out your hands
hug each other
360 Gentlemen, comrades,
have to agree.
For me to agree?
It's too much!
(viciously. Both the fisherman and the Frenchman crutch their necks
conciliator)
Oh you conciliator!
Oh you compromiser!
Compromiser
(running away, beaten, whining)
I'm good to him
370 So always:
calling to agree
and you will be imposed on both sides.
The unclean pass by, separating the squeamishly squeezing crowd of the clean, and sit down at
campfire. The crowd of the pure closes behind them in a circle.
(pulls out in the middle)
Faithful!
We need to discuss what happened.
Let's delve into the essence of the phenomenon.
It's a simple matter -
doomsday.
And I think it's a flood.
And not a flood
it was raining.
there was no rain.
Diplomat
So, this idea is also wild ...
But anyway -
What happened, believers?
Let's, believers, look at the root.
The people, in my opinion, became rebellious.
Think war, me.
Intelligentsia
390 in my opinion, the reason is different.
I think it's metaphysical...
(displeased)
War - metaphysical!
Let's start with Adam!
In turn!
In turn!
Don't make sodom.
Let's talk gradually.
Your word, student!
(Justifies himself to the crowd.)
400 And then he even has foam on his lips.
Intellectual
everything was simple:
day changed to night
the dawn was too raging alo!
410 granite piles of capitals
and the sun itself is a motionless redhead, -
everything seemed to be a little fluid,
creep a little,
a little liquefied.
Then how it spills!
The streets are pouring
the melted house falls on the house.
The whole world,
melted in the blast furnaces of revolutions,
Lord! Attention!
It's drizzling here!
Australian wife
Pretty drizzle!
Wet like pigs.
Maybe the end of the world is near
we rally, yell and laugh.
Diplomat
(snuggles up to the pole)
Get here!
430 It won't drip here.
(kneeling the one who is clamping the hole with the inherent
this people with the patience of an Eskimo)
Went to the walruses!
The Eskimo hunter flies off, and from the open hole a jet beats into those present.
The clean ones scattered like a fan, yelling inarticulately.
A minute later, everyone rushes to the jet.
Shut up!
Receded. Only the Australian remained at the globe with his finger in the hole. IN
general commotion perched on a couple of pop logs.
440 We lose the last inch!
Who is that closet with the beard?
This is for forty nights and forty days!
Right!
The Lord advised him wisely.
Intelligentsia
There has been a similar precedent in history -
remember the famous adventure of Noevo.
(moving into the place of the priest)
Nonsense -
450 and history, and precedent, and in fact ...
Get to the point!
Come on, brothers, let's build a kopcheg.
Australian wife
Right! The ark!
Intelligentsia
Here is the hunt!
Let's build a boat.
Two ships!
Right!
I will invest all my money!
Those were saved, but we are smarter than those, in any way.
General hum
460 Long live,
long live technology!
Raise your hands -
General hum
And you don't need hands
visible behind the eyes.
Both the clean and the unclean raise their hands.
(having taken the place of the merchant, he looks at the blacksmith with malice,
raised his hand)
And are you there?
And don't you dare!
let's not take the unclean!
Do you know how to saw and plan?
(drooping)
I changed my mind.
Take the unclean.
We will only select the non-drinkers and the broad-shouldered.
(getting into the place of the Frenchman)
T-s-s, gentlemen,
maybe you don't have to put up with
impure.
Fortunately,
we don't know what's up with a fifth of the world.
Chatter, and did not even bother to find out
480 whether there are Americans between us.
(joyfully)
Well, the head!
Not a man, but a German chancellor!
Joy cuts through the cry of an Australian.
An American on a motorcycle rushes straight from the hall to the tensely peering.
American
Gracious sovereigns,
where is the ark being built here?
(Holds out paper.)
from drowned America
two hundred billion checks.
Silent sadness. And suddenly the cry of an Australian pinching the water.
Australian
What did they glare at? Will stare!
490 By God, I'll take it out!
Fingers numb.
The clean ones fussed, rubbing against the unclean.
(to the blacksmith)
Well, comrades,
build, huh?
Gentle Blacksmith
What about me
at least for me...
(Waving his hand to the unclean.)
Aida, comrades!
Ride, so ride.
The unclean are rising. Saws. Planers. Hammers.
Compromiser
Hurry, comrades
Hurry, darlings!
500 Get to work!
In the hands of axes and saws!
Intellectual
(steps aside)
Work -
and don't even think about it.
I'll sit right here
and sabotage.
(Screaming at the workers.)
Live turn around!
Ruby, don't miss it!
Why are you sitting with your hands folded?
Intellectual
I'm special, I'm irreplaceable...
ACT TWO
Ark deck. In all directions, a panorama of lands crumbling into waves. IN
low clouds rests against a ladder-mast tangled with ropes. In the side cabin
and entrance to the hold. The clean and the unclean lined up along the close board.
I wouldn't want to go overboard today.
Look there:
not a wave, but a fence!
In vain I confused it with you.
Always like this
to no avail.
Mariners too!
Found a sea wolf.
Lamplighter
Look, brought it up!
520 Buzzing and groaning.
What a fence!
Closed by a wall!
Very stupid!
I tell you with sorrow and pain, sir.
Would sit.
The earth is still holding on.
Whatever it is, but still a pole.
What are your wolves
530 waves caress.
Both Eskimos, the driver and the Australians at once.
What about Alaska?
Well, it jumped!
What a stone sling.
Hooted!
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
(crying over the memory)
540 My God!..
My God!..
the whole family
let's gather at the tea table -
Baker.
(measuring the tip of the nail)
Wonderful, by God!
Well, it's not a pity
not so much.
Shoemaker
550 I have stocked up some vodka.
Got a glass?
There will be.
let's go to the hold!
Eskimo hunter
Well, how's the walrus?
Isn't it very hot?
Nothing is fried
nicely fried.
Clean ones. The unclean descend into the hold, singing along.
What do we have to lose? Are we afraid of the flood?
560 Legs loosened - stomped around the world!
Oh, and rest in steamboats.
And eating walrus and sipping vodka is not a sin ...
Oh, it's not a sin!
The clean surrounded the whimpering Frenchman.
It's embarrassing, right!
Stop yelling!
Let's get through somehow
crawl to Ararat.
You will die of hunger, while the mountain is.
American
570 Lots of money
and without food you can hardly die.
I give half a million for a pound of bread
nikolaevka
and two pounds of diamonds.
Speculated.
I sat in Cheka three times.
What the hell is this money to me now?!
Spit and rub.
What diamonds!
580 Now if a person has liver stones,
then you feel more secure -
belly stuffed.
Australian
No grub
one trough.
Compromiser
And then Sukharevka is closed.
Nothing, humble monk,
now there is a Smolensky market on every square.
And butter, and milk, and cream in the market, -
substitute an empty pocket for a lid.
590 It's you who'll sit up without milk, you fool,
and the worker has a bonus,
the worker's nature, -
and exchange.
And I will change hats for eggs.
Intellectual
Change your last hat
and then sit
suck paw.
(listening to the noise in the hold)
Look, roar!
Intellectual
600 What are they!
Caught fish and eat.
Let's take a net or a prison and let's catch it too.
Os-t-r-o-g-y?
And how to deal with her?
I only know how to pick at a man with a sword.
I cast the net
I thought - I'll take out the fish,
and nothing -
610 one herb.
(contritely)
What have they grown up to?
the first guild - and eat algae.
Lloyd George
(to Clemenceau)
Let's stop fighting.
What quarrel can there be with an Englishman
French?
The main thing is that I have a belly, you have a belly.
Compromiser
And I have... belly.
Clemenceau
How sad it is
with such a wonderful gentleman -
him and I didn't get a little carried away.
Lloyd George
Now we are not up to fights:
we have a common enemy.
Here's what I want to tell you...
He takes Clemenceau by the arm and leads him away. Whispering, they return.
Clemenceau
We are all so clean.
Do we shed sweat at work?
Let's force the unclean to attack us
worked.
Intellectual
I would force them!
Yes, where do I
And any of them - oblique in the shoulders.
Lloyd George
God save the fight!
Don't fight
and while the menus are surviving,
while they sit
piya and orya,
let's take it and give them a pig ...
Clemenceau
Let's choose a king!
Compromiser
Why a king?
640 Better than a policeman.
Clemenceau
And then that the king will issue a manifesto -
all the food should be given to me, they say.
The king eats
and we eat
his loyal subjects.
(joyfully)
I told you -
Bismarck's head!
Australians
650 Choose quickly!
English and French
Right!
And hold the reins in his hands.
What reins?
Well, how are they...
reins of government, or something ...
What are you picking on?
660 Meaning one.
Get up, sir!
Tell -
it will be a real king
Or just pretend?
Real, real!
I'll be the lady of the court!
Lloyd George
Hurry, hurry
670 scribble the manifest:
with God's mercy, they say ...
Pasha and the Australian
And we are here
not to get out.
Pasha and others are scribbling a manifesto. A German with a diplomat is unwinding in front of
exit from the hold rope. Staggering, the unclean climb out. When is the last
crawled out onto the deck, the diplomat and the German change places - and the unclean are entangled.
In the work, Mayakovsky describes the revolution. As soon as the Great October Revolution, the author could not make a final decision whether to participate in it, or still bypass this very grandiose and large-scale period in our history. Still, the writer chose the decision to help the Bolsheviks carry out the revolution. During the process itself, he was in Smolny. In order to somehow bring some benefit to the people who started the revolution and the whole movement in general, Mayakovsky began to write various poems in a satirical form, as well as various ditties and other elements of agitation in favor of the Reds.
The work "Mystery - Buff" was written in the comedy genre. This genre was designed mainly for ordinary workers and proletarians, during the times of capitalist oppression. This comedy combines epic and satirical qualities. The work expresses the spirit of art younger generation. The story contains various motifs and elements borrowed from the Bible, such as heaven and hell, the ark and the flood. The divine Methuselah and the demon Beelzebub are also mentioned in the comedy. In addition to all of the above, in this comedy there is a drama on the theme of religion.
Social conflicts in comedy are presented in the form of 7 impure couples. These pairs include: a blacksmith, a miner, a machinist, an attendant, a carpenter, a military man, a laundry woman, and a driver. At the end of the battle with unclean vapors, it is possible to destroy hell, remove God, remove destruction, repair locomotives and many other things. All phenomena in the work are described with wit and irony. Mayakovsky's Utopian Predictions Provide Relevance this work far ahead. IN historical period revolution in our country this genre was very popular.
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Other retellings for the reader's diary
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In the novel there is a story about Gargantua and his son Pantagruel. At first we are talking about the birth of the first, his feat. Then about the birth of the second, his heroic actions.
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At the beginning of the story, one of the heroes is in a wonderful situation: a mature, respected and influential millionaire. But this power, apparently, bored him. I wanted something more to sell and buy, hire and fire.
Mayakovsky Vladimir
Mystery Buff
Vladimir Mayakovsky
"Mystery Buff"
MYSTERY-BUFF
Heroic, epic and satirical
image of our era
S T O R O Y V A R I A N T
"Mystery-buff" - the road. Revolution road. No one can predict with accuracy what other mountains we will have to blow up, going this way. Today the word "Lloyd George" is boring into the ear, and tomorrow the British themselves will forget his name. Today, the will of millions is rushing towards the commune, and in fifty years, perhaps, the attack is far away.
planets, the air dreadnoughts of the commune will rush. Therefore, leaving the road (form), I again changed parts of the landscape
nym, today, momentary.
D E J S T V U Y T:
1. Seven parchists: 1) Abyssinian Negus, 2) Raja
Indian, 3) Turkish pasha, 4) Russian speculator, 5)
Chinese, 6) Fat Persian, 7) Clemenceau, 8) German, 9) Pop,
10) Australian, 11) Australian wife, 12) Lloyd George,
13) American and 14) Diplomat. 2. Seven couples: 1) Red Army soldier, 2) Lantern
box, 3) Driver, 4) Miner, 5) Carpenter, 6) Laborer, 7) Servant,
8) Blacksmith, 9) Baker, 10) Laundress, 11) Seamstress, 12) Machinist,
13) Eskimo fisherman and 14) Eskimo hunter. 3. Compliant. 4. Intelligence. 5. D a m a s c a r t o n c a m 6. Devils: 1) Beelzebub, 2) Ober-devil, 3) Vestovy, 4) 2nd
messenger, 5) sentry, 6) 20 clean with horns and tails. 7. Saints: 1) Methuselah, 2) Jean-Jacques Rousseau, 3) Leo Tolstoy,
4) Gabriel, 5) Angel, 6) 2nd angel and 7) angels. 8. S a v a f. 9. C u n c e
1) Hammer, 2) Sickle, 3) Cars, 4) Trains, 5) Cars, 6)
Planer 7) Pincers, 8) Needle, 9) Saw, 10) Bread, 11) Salt, 12)
Sugar, 13) Matter, 14) Boot, 15) Board with a lever. 10. Man to the future.
M E S T A D E I S T V I Y
1. The whole universe. 2. Ark. 3. Hell. 4. Paradise. 5. Land of debris.
6. Promised Land.
N e h i s t y
We'll show you in a minute... Mystery buff. I have to say two words: this is a new thing. To jump above your head, you need someone to help. A new play needs a prologue. First, why is the whole theater destroyed? Well-intentioned people will be very outraged by this. Why do you go to shows? To get pleasure right? And how great is the pleasure to watch, if the pleasure is only on the stage; the stage is only one third. So, in an interesting performance, if you build everything up, then your pleasure will increase three times, but if the performance is uninteresting, then you should not look even at one third. For other theaters, it is not important to present: for them, the stage is a keyhole. Sit, they say, quietly, straight or obliquely and see a piece of someone else's life. You look and see aunt Manya and uncle Vanya nasty on the sofa. And we are not interested in either uncles or aunts, aunts and uncles, and you will find houses. We will also show real life, but it has been turned into an extraordinary spectacle by the theater. The essence of the first act is this: the earth is leaking. Then - stomp. Everyone is fleeing the revolutionary flood. Seven pairs of impure and seven pairs of clean, that is, fourteen poor proletarians and fourteen bourgeois-bars, and between them, with a pair of tear-stained cheeks, Mensheviks. The pole is overflowing. The last shelter is crumbling. And everyone begins to build not even an ark, but an ark. In the second act, the audience travels in the ark: here you have an autocracy, and a democratic republic, and finally overboard, under the Menshevik howl, the clean ones were thrown headfirst. In the third act, it is shown that the workers do not need to be afraid of anything, even devils in the middle of hell. In the fourth, laugh harder! heavenly places are shown. In the fifth act, devastation, with its vast mouth gaping, crushes and devours. Although we worked for a hungry belly, we defeated devastation. In the sixth act, the commune, the whole hall, sing at the top of your lungs! Look in all eyes!
All is ready? And hell? And heaven?
Because of the stage.
Ready! Let's!
STEP ONE
At the glow of the northern lights, the globe of the earth, resting with its pole against the ice of the floor. Ropes of latitudes and longitudes cross with ladders all over the globe. Between two walruses propping up the world, esk im o o h o t n i k, burying his finger in the ground, yells to the other
gom, stretched out in front of him by the fire.
About h o t n i k
bawl. There is no other business to poke the ground with your finger.