Very soon we will all celebrate the most magical holiday - the New Year! I would like, firstly, to congratulate all of you on the upcoming holiday. I wish you all the very best, peace in the family, more smiles and good mood! Well, and secondly, I would like to offer one very original delicacy to your New Year's table - fortune cookies.
Generally speaking, fortune cookies are not so much a treat as entertainment for guests. Little surprises can cheer everyone up. By the way, such entertainment is suitable not only for the New Year, but also for any other holiday.
So, the recipe for fortune cookies, as well as text options that you can write on the enclosed sheets.
Ingredients:
- 2 squirrels
- ½ st. Sahara
- ½ st. flour
- 4 tbsp water
- 3 tbsp vegetable oil
- 1 sachet of vanilla sugar (10 g)
- ½ tsp starch
- ¼ tsp salt
- leaflets with predictions (about 20-25 pieces)
Cooking method:
1. First of all, you need to prepare notes with predictions. The text of the prediction can be both written and printed on small pieces of paper. I have 8x2 cm leaves. The indicated amount of ingredients was enough for me for 22 cookies, so count on about this amount with a small margin.
What predictions to put in cookies? These can be funny wishes with the promise of untold riches and philosophical statements that make you think about the future :) Personally, comic predictions seem to me more suitable for a festive feast, so I basically prepared just such for my cookies. These are the predictions guests will see in our cookies (Here you can DOWNLOAD them already in the form of notes):
- In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
- Unexpectedly for everyone, a big success awaits you
- Eat cookies and wait for adventures
- A trip to the sea awaits you soon
- Have fun looking ahead, there is wealth waiting for you
- Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy
- Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week
- You will always have delicious food in the house
- Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately
- Today is the best day for you! As the others!
- If you lie naked for a long time on the ice in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you ...
- Changes are waiting for you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain ...
- There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
- Tomorrow you will brush your teeth
- Become smarter next year
- You are on the right track!
- Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
- Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
- I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
- Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!
- Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
- Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life
- Do what you must and come what may
- The reverse side of the crisis - new opportunities
- Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
- The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
- The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
- Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear with you
- Try to rest in the Bahamas about six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky ...
- This week your wish will come true
- Everything will be fine
- Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
2. Well, now you need to cook the cookies themselves. To do this, mix flour, sugar, vanilla sugar, water, starch and salt in a bowl. Beat everything with a mixer. 
3. Separately, in another bowl, lightly beat the whites, add vegetable oil and beat again.
4. Add the whites to the dough and beat again with a mixer until smooth.
5. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. On paper, draw circles with a diameter of about 8 cm. It is convenient to draw circles on the lid of a glass jar. To prevent the cookies from sticking together, leave a distance of 2-3 cm between the circles. After the circles are drawn, grease the parchment with butter.
6. With a spoon, spread the dough over the drawn circles, level it, shape it into an even circle. Spread about 1 tbsp for 1 circle. test.
7. Bake the cookies in the oven at 180 degrees for about 11 minutes, or until the edges of the cookies begin to brown. To have time to beautifully roll up all the cookies, it is better to bake them in 2-3 batches.
8. Then remove the cookies from the oven, but leave them near the open oven door. And now, while the cookie still retains its plasticity, it is necessary to quickly put a prediction into each cookie. To do this, take one pancake, put a leaf with a prediction in it and fold it in half. Next, fold the folded cookies in half again, bending the bottom of the pancake against the edge of the glass, as shown in the photo.
All this is written on separate sheets of paper and mixed. Then each spectator pulls out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.
You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, burst and read aloud.
You will take off on the career ladder without dizzying consequences!
Your creative success at this evening will be noticed by all those present!
Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth!
Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic attraction.
Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
Great success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans for the future, and their discussion with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important for you than verbal spending time!
Today, acquaintances and hobbies are likely for you, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, we can achieve anything!
Today, the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex and always be on the alert!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!
Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, pay special attention to the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start to lead a calm lifestyle, and now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Be attentive to each poured glass and do not miss it past your mouth!
Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!
The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!
Today you will be especially prone to alcohol, do not get carried away!
Avoid conflict at the table because of a glass that was not drunk on time!
Tonight, it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex during the dance!
Excessive drinking tonight can lead to loss of orientation in space and time!
Tomorrow you will have an excess of energy, so spend it today!
Independent today's actions on the part of you will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, you may have a big win!
Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!
Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on January 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in a salad on New Year's Eve, you should know that it's good luck!
Run for president in March - that's where you belong.
Your old dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.
Your place next to the director is where you look better.
The car is not for you, here's a helicopter - yes.
January 1 little head bo-bo, money bye-bye. Go visit - improve your health, save money.
Sing songs more often - there will be a fun life.
Live for as long as you want and with whom you want.
Drink a can of beer every day, you will live happily all year.
To make every tooth shine in the sun - eat a whole tube of pasta.
You will find many incidents and interesting trips.
You will continue to burn with creative work.
You will enter the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.
And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.
You will find many adventures and many thrills.
Love will brighten your days and make them bright.
Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck.
Your health will become stronger, the second youth will come.
You are a minion of fate, which means that success and good luck await you.
You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.
You have friends who know the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.
For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary.
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be excellent.
You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms and troubles.
Fate will throw a wallet, and this is all in the near future.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.
Wings you do not burn, take care of your health.
From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger.
Your good luck, noting, stock up more tea.
In the family and personal life, everything will turn out fine for you.
The coming year is preparing for you a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Do not worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.
Do not rush in the coming year to drastically change your destiny, now is not the time and place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a more advantageous position than many.
Easy flirting, waiting for you in the middle of the year, will blossom life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution of financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until summer.
The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meetings with old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the threshold of a stormy romance.
Do not forget that it is winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the most successful companion of love.
The New Year will please you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky offers and dubious intrigues - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, you will find many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings.
Everything related to production activities, information and training will bring you success.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural instinct, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for heart affairs, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.
The coming year will not let you forget about domestic problems associated with loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will meet your happiness where you do not expect.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to deal more seriously with matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative flowering.
Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
In relations with those who are far from you, changes for the better are planned.
Be patient with those around you. You are waiting for gratitude, but you will not always hear warm words addressed to you.
Success in the work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.
A door opens before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for privacy.
Your life will gain that stability and stability, which you have been lacking lately.
You will find that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it prudently - namely, where it will bring more benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good luck. Fortune will be your companion.
Your virtues and shortcomings are discussed, but as a result, you will be made a fantastic business proposal.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, perhaps you will cause a major scandal, but it will do you good.
Try to rest and do not let yourself become limp for any reason!
Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement in your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be implemented in the coming.
Together with a partner you can earn good money.
You will be interested in renewing relations with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that you need this person more than others.
Love will enter your life.
In the coming year, your attractiveness is irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.
In the coming year, the problems will recede. New plans you can boldly bring to life, relying on like-minded people and ... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause nagging pain, but you know that all this is temporary.
Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It is better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto "silence is golden."
In the coming year, success and new opportunities await you. Everything is changing around, new people, attachments, plans will enter your life.
A good year for dating, and a new circle of friends will inspire you with new ideas!
The coming year brings pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do these moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes in business and love await you.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!
Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, you have to make great efforts. Take care of your strength - you will need it at the end of winter.
At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not enter into disputes and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of the wardrobe, rearrange, put in order what was once done.
The coming year is full of changes. Boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a bunch of problems.
Your charm will not save you, try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your views on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - incredible success awaits you there, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.
In the coming year, you are more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
A special success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past merits will return you to the unfulfilled plans of the past, there will be an opportunity to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start a new job. Just show maximum patience.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in your service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. You will be lucky, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you good news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.
This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without loss, but in order to succeed, you will have to work hard.
The second half of the year promises love adventures. It seems that happiness is not far off.
In the coming year, perhaps you will receive a new lesson in your personal life.
If financial problems push you to dubious earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.
Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on close and business partners.
Summer travel and communication with close friends will give you a lot of pleasure.
The changes that began this year will bring joy next. But at the beginning of the year you have to work under the strict control of your superiors.
New projects will appear, wait for interesting offers. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented already in the second half of winter.
Keep in mind: your boss will play a decisive role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises the support of true friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.
Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is the time of surprises and gifts of fate.
Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. You are interested.
Funny, comic predictions for corporate parties - New Year's lottery
All this is written on separate sheets of paper and mixed. Then each spectator pulls out a ticket and reads it into the microphone. You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, burst and read aloud. You will take off on the career ladder without dizzying consequences!
Source: prazdnovik.ru
Fortune-telling games are an interesting and very cheerful element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling at parties are inappropriate, because a negative forecast can completely spoil the mood. But comic divination always goes with a bang.
There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on the one hand - a shirt, and on the other - a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card at a time and read the prophecy aloud.
- make fortune cookies;
- print funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap sweets in them, give them to guests and offer to unwrap them;
- write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
- stick stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Put this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When the moment is right, the host will ask the guests to look at the stickers. The participants of the holiday will call the numbers that have fallen to them, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.
Comic predictions for films and songs
Movie titles
This is a simple, but original and very interesting way to predict the fate of the next year. The prophecy is directly the name of the film or cartoon. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let the guests excel in interpretations.
For example: "Next year I'm expecting ... a game of thrones." This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of the head of the family.
Appropriate movie titles
- Armageddon
- big jackpot
- The scent of a woman
- chicken coop escape
- Taming of the Shrew
- groundhog day
- Monsters corporation
- Deal with the devil
- Midnight in Paris
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Sky over Berlin
- money train
- Sex in the city
- Key to all doors
- Third wheel
- Getting to know the parents
- fatal attraction
- best friend wedding
- obscene proposal
- Forty year old virgin
- 12 angry men
- haunted mansion
- The Wedding Planner
- Friends with Benefits
- Blonde in law
- Breaking Bad
Soviet and Russian films
- Love affair at work
- Love and pigeons
- good luck zigzag
- 8 first dates
- Long road in the dunes
- Girl with no address
- love-carrot
- White Sun of the Desert
- Big change
Lines from songs
Entertainment similar to the previous one. Only this time, the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the artist in brackets). But if not laziness, it is better to prepare audio cuts. In this case, fortune-telling will turn out to be much more spectacular and interesting.
Fragments of songs are numbered. The guests draw numbers, according to which short musical predictions are voiced to them. So, what has fate prepared for your guests in the coming year?
Suitable song lines:
1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
2. Million, million, million scarlet roses (A. Pugacheva)
3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
4. And the sea has white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)
5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
6. There is nothing better in the world than friends wandering around the wide world ... (m / f "The Bremen Town Musicians")
7. Oh, mother, chic ladies, chic ladies (F. Kirkorov)
8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
9. You are lucky - you are not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)
11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day ("Secret")
12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. There are big changes ahead. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
14. Oh, I feel, girls, go on a spree. Oh, I'll take a walk (Verka Serduchka)
15. The plane easily takes me away (Valeriya)
16. Everything is in a bunch, but we have everything in a bunch. Where we can’t climb straight, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
17. I am lying in the sun. I look at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (m / f “How the Lion and the Turtle sang a song”)
18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly up like a bird! (m / f "Flying ship")
19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move ... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film "The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath")
20. If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of vodka, I would become a submarine ("Dune")
From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace
You will spend your vacation at sea
You will warm your body and soul.
You will spend the whole amount, you will burn yourself five times,
You will gain six kilograms.
Smile always, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Fate will repay you for smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!
Either you eat, or you pump up,
Whether you sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will significantly increase your ass.
If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour
All dreams will come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!
Have a higher power for you
New Year promises you
If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
For big, big money.
If you go across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find money
You will spend it all on a spree
Go around for three miles
Shreds, anyhow,
We must forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise, you will
in crime reports.
The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.
Your friends will not forget you next year. Don't forget the one who owes you money.
Next year all your problems will be gone. Because even they are bored with you...
Your life next year will be multifaceted, like a glass. Well, you understand…
Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your couch.
Next year you will understand that your inner core is an awl in the ass.
In the coming year, your body will decide for itself when to sleep, where to sleep and with whom to sleep. Don't contradict him - he knows best!
You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
If you get bored - sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.
The bad news is you'll put on weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.
Comic predictions for the new year and not only
Comic predictions, short and long, funny and not very funny.
Source: prazdnodar.ru
New Year "365 predictions for the new year" glass jars Paper Beads Sequins rhinestones Soutache braid cord
Hello! I saw here in contact the idea of a gift for the new year. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, twisted it into rolls and tied it with colorful ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, because she herself made it close to the original and here is the result.
I apologize for the quality of the photos, I didn’t want the camera to work
And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box
Here is a list of predictions, I slightly corrected it by replacing some predictions:
Such a sun can only have everything
depends on you!
Are you moving towards a better life?
situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but
delay may be favorable
think about health
Strong hugs await you
Ahead - a gentle kiss
You are lucky! So be humble
Don't get too relaxed
Come to the chief from the left foot - and you are waiting for
promotion.
Smile always! And no one will call you
gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one
Life is about to take a big turn
Today is the best day for you! Like all
You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming
A surge of energy will help you deal with
a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you
you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
It's time to act!
May the world be filled with peace and
Working with new partners will be very
Work on diplomatic
abilities - they are very useful for
Romance will move you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to
Today is going to be a beautiful day for you.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something
Patience! You are almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Do what your soul and body asks for
He who does not expect gratitude will never
Good luck guides you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve
your outlook on life today.
Good time to finish the old
Good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some try to stop you, you
you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New
knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the best.
Do what you must, and come what may.
This is the time to move. your mood
You have to consider the unexpected
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
If you want to be successful, you must look
just like you have it.
Best the enemy of the good.
The funniest desire is to be liked by everyone.
What we ask for is what we receive.
The only difference between the winner and the loser is
that rises one time more than
Remember that every day is the first in the rest
In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, but we often
we waste energy on trifles.
Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either.
how could it be!
The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
When God closes a door, he opens a window
A journey of a thousand miles starts from the first
Never be afraid to do what you can't.
Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.
Professionals built the Titanic!
It's better to regret what you did than what you did
Whoever stands still goes backwards.
What is not done, everything is for the better.
No one is defeated until they recognize
The fight is always justified if you know what
The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you forget
the main thing, and this is the main thing!
Don't be a hero until they call you.
These people and these events of your life turned out to be
here because you yourself brought them here. That,
Never ask anyone for anything, especially those
who is stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything
Only fools get lucky once. Smart lucky
Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a man, but in
what comes out of them.
Do what you can with what you have
where you are now.
Today, that tomorrow has just come, about which
you were worried yesterday.
There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten,
you have at least two choices.
If you were born without wings, don't disturb them
A dog has so many friends because it wags.
tail, not tongue
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies. it will definitely lead them to
There are no hopeless situations. Usually way out
is where the entrance is.
It’s not enough to know your worth - you still need to use it
You are blown by the wind of wanderings.
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget replenishment.
Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
Make time for your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Lead an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
Do not look for external enemies: to understand that
hinders your development, look inside
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time to
Winning comes from what you owe
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks,
analyze your attitude towards your own
Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
Don't expect too much and don't overthink
Explore your shadow sides; understand that
attracts unhappiness into your life.
Finish what you started.
Be patient and if the decision is yours
That's right, the universe will support him.
Don't get emotional.
Take a look at your health.
Enjoy your luck and share it with
the people around you.
Don't expect quick results.
Important news will come very soon.
Be persistent in the battle with your own
Your energy is draining due to thoughtless or
Go with the flow of life without judgment and
trying to understand her.
Do not overestimate your strength: it can
lead to stress.
Events are completely out of your control.
Think and don't rush into action.
It's time to act, even if from you
you need to jump into the void.
Do not stubbornly exercise your will
a life that until now has been a mystery
Be alert and avoid trouble.
If you take the initiative, success will not
will make you wait.
Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all
The problem is not where you think.
Someone is trying to interfere or harm
Everything is the will of God: to influence the situation is not in
The answer to your question has something to do with
a man, perhaps well known to you.
Something new will come into your life
greatly affect your personality.
Take a close look at your
surroundings: someone can take you to the very
You hope not in vain!
The result of your actions may be
Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
You will finally be able to unlock the rusty
What you strive for is not worth your
The main characteristic of the current situation
The offer that will be made to you, you will not
Forward and only forward: the case that you
Alone you cannot cope with your
From sowing grain to reaping must pass
Wait a little, and the next day
will bring you unexpected long-awaited
You were aiming for a long time, but you made a mistake. Your
shot hit the wrong animal. However, this is your
booty, just try your best
appreciate it.
The storm is raging around. But in your house
To not feel very lonely
help others reach the top as well.
A better chance awaits you soon.
The more you hunt for the big ones
Stop thinking about wealth often and it will
will surely come to you
Show your pride less and be
careful in actions.
The “seed” you sowed a year ago will sprout at
waning moon. Harvest is expected
rich, most importantly, make sure that no one
People have repeatedly unsuccessfully tried to kindle
fire. You came and the long-awaited fire
flashed instantly - here it is, the hour has come
You have cared for the tree long and hard, and
finally, it gave many fruits. His branches
bend under their unbearable weight -
it's time to harvest the well-deserved harvest.
The one who in the coming days will make you
nice gift first, knows about you almost
All. It is he who will lead you through the long, difficult
path, but you can only reach its end
You have become an obstacle to someone's dream.
Step aside carefully
consider your dream - it is next to you.
He who does not expect gratitude will never
Soon you will get rid of the bad habit and
get two new ones.
Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with
treasures. Be smart, don't take
everything - take exactly as much as you can
carry away. But give half, by all means,
You are lost in a deep, dark forest.
Look around you - a man who,
will certainly help you get out, is
very close to you at a distance of your
Open up and let the light into that part of your
life, which until now has been a mystery.
Whatever you heartily give to others will come back to you.
The dawn is coming, for which many are waiting
of people. But only you can catch the first
joyful sunshine. Lucky - you
live to be 100 years old!
You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason not
You can take a deep, full breath.
Take courage: and then luck will come to
you from magical countries.
Your soul mate thinks you're great
With great love you will be turned to the stormy
Something exciting awaits you
Carried away by feelings, you won't feel
You will meet with your soul mate
Your soul mate will help you in everything
Your partner will show you their feelings
A romantic trip awaits you
A special morning awaits you
You will be immensely happy
Something special awaits you
You will smell the scent of love
You will live without looking back
Your soulmate will not strictly judge you for
you are the perfect couple
Ladies and gentleman - your roles this year
Many magical moments await you for solitude
A romantic dinner awaits you
Something cute and naughty awaits you...
Emotions will overwhelm you
An extraordinary trip awaits you
Trust your intuition, the more you will
think, the less you will understand
You will see your soul mate in everything
Something exciting awaits you both
A romantic walk awaits you
You will understand who is the love of your life
Something seductive awaits you
A homemade surprise awaits you
You will be in each other's heart
You should change your outlook on life
A responsible conversation awaits you
Someone is very concerned about your feelings and
Your spouse will invest everything in you
You will see everything with every glance
Many things will become clear to you
You will get answers to your questions
You will be warmed by the warmth of a loved one
You are at the start of something new
Together you will open a new chapter
You will receive a good sign
The world of a loved one will revolve around
You Can Easily Handle Relationship Complications
You will be inundated with gifts
Don't be afraid to fantasize what your
A joint sports holiday awaits you
Your life will not be boring
Everything in your life will be for two
Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours
With your soul mate you will have more fun than with
A hurricane of emotions awaits you
Someone will take very good care of you
Confessions of love are waiting for you
Take photos together
The house will be the most comfortable place
Your soul mate will be the best support for you and
You will be the helmsman of the relationship
You don't have to collect heart pieces
You will be the perfect couple
Love will warm you from the inside
Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency
Love, love, love - that's what should be the main thing for you now
For your soul mate - you are something special
You will have someone to fool around with
Write a wish list
Your romantic dreams will come true
Catch a thousand kisses
waiting for an amazing reward
Someone is looking for a way to your heart
A chance meeting awaits you
You have to make the biggest bet in
You will shine brighter than the stars
You are in for a luxurious vacation.
Catch air kisses...
Wait for an unusual declaration of love
Take a closer look at your
Thoughts of love will help you move mountains
Someone is looking forward to meeting you
Crazy fun awaits you
Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes
You will choose with your heart, not your mind
Wait for a romantic phone call
you will miss someone
Look at life from a different angle
The worst is over
Some problems remain, and solve them
better not alone
Concentrate all your strength on the realization of the main
Do not rush things - it will bring harm
Events are developing rapidly. Trust
Don't change your course.
In love, you are currently subject to
Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference
even sweeter.
Don't deviate from your principles.
You are full of energy and in love you can move mountains.
Get important advice from others
Don't chase profit.
Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in your personal
life will be chaotic.
You have to make concessions. Forget old grudges
It's time for updates.
There is a lull in your life so far, but ahead
Communication is needed more than ever.
You are at the cherished goal or very close to it.
Decide on your desires
A joyful event awaits you, but you need
be as friendly as possible.
Only well-thought-out plans will come true.
Appreciate what you already have.
The fulfillment of a cherished desire is already close.
Try not to take hasty
decisions - clarity will come soon.
It does not hurt to seek advice from the wise
and experienced person.
You are on your way to the top of a relationship.
Show courage and determination.
Make smarter plans!
Your slogan is patience and no haste.
Soon there will be a person who will help you.
If you follow the chosen direction,
the result will exceed all expectations.
A very good time to implement your
Take your desires seriously
Thoughts are more realistic.
Appreciate what may disappear
Give half of yourself to your loved one
Help your soul mate in work matters
You are made for each other
You will be thrown into the heat of feelings and emotions
Don't let stress dampen passion
Always be on the side of your loved one
Forget about the past and new doors will open
Don't let your relationship stagnate
Defeat yourself first, and then the enemies. How
can control others who does not control himself?
The adornment of man is wisdom, adornment
wisdom - calmness, decoration of calmness
- courage, adornment of courage - softness.
The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.
You can lead a camel to the water, but you can't
make him drink.
Lush foliage in those trees that have roots
He who treads softly will go far on
"It's better to light a small candle than a lifetime
“To learn how to run, you must first
The wise walk without leaving a trace
High towers are measured in length
the shadow they cast, great men
Today you confess your love.
Worth a boat going against the current
stop, as it immediately carries back.
A near neighbor is better than a distant relative
Don't do to others what you don't want to
Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they
promote the right actions; good
the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps
There will be minor conversations.
Ultimately, happiness.
Don't take medicine. There will be joy.
Stick to who you follow.
Don't take loss or loss to heart
With the truth, you will go the right way
Rise up to the royal court
You will make your dwelling plentiful.
You are on the right track! Do not stop!
You hope not in vain!
Your goal is achievable!
Success will come if you don't listen to anyone
Act in accordance not with the old
right for yourself.
Be patient and if your decision is right
The universe will support him.
Focus on the present.
Trust what happens to you.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a charming
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
Everything will be fine!
Do something useful!
If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A
if nothing starts, then nothing
Remember, there is always tomorrow.
Pay attention to the beauty around you
You are unique - remember that!
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget replenishment.
The stars are favorable to you.
Make time for your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Think not only of yourself, but also of others.
Do not deviate from the chosen path.
Rethink your decision.
Only if you are collected and focused,
you will succeed both in business and at home.
To survive, stock up on strong threads
Brilliant prospects promise you this day.
Don't even try to calculate plans for
coming week! Still she will
Aunty will smile at you with a white-toothed smile
Today you will receive a worthy reward for
At work and at home, everything will turn out very
successfully. Both colleagues and family members will be able to
to appreciate your extraordinary
Today is the best day for you! Like all
At work, everything is in your favor.
After the rain the sun shines brighter
Reward your little weaknesses - allow yourself
Today you will be, more than ever, inimitable! And on the spot you will defeat the opposite
Try to please your partner more often
cute gifts and nice
Beautiful will open before you
opportunities to climb the career ladder.
Most importantly, be decisive! Otherwise you will miss
If you pay more attention to the second
half, your relationship will be simple
Do not relax! Lucky case
will turn up, if only you will not be lazy.
Work at full strength, and then you will find
The day is conducive to work, but not to excessive
What was previously not possible, can suddenly
get moving.
Creative energy combined with
pragmatic approach can give
results that will make you feel
inner satisfaction and positive
Today you will be kissed by a pretty person.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today
Arrange a romantic breakfast for your loved one
by candlelight, and a good mood is provided to you
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On the eve of the New Year holidays, many people try to think over not only the menu, outfit, home decoration, but also the program of the evening. Comic predictions for the New Year 2018 will help make it truly fun and memorable.
Predictions for the Year of the Dog for a corporate party
New Year's Eve is hard to imagine without fun and jokes. This applies to both corporate parties and friendly gatherings of relatives and friends. So that the company does not get bored after a hearty meal, you can entertain it with funny predictions about the coming year. Surely no one will refuse to think about the future in a comic way.
As a rule, on the eve of the New Year, numerous corporate parties are held, where colleagues at work in a festive atmosphere sum up the results of the outgoing year and think about plans for the future. In this situation, comic predictions will be appropriate that will cheer up the team and make the party truly unforgettable and interesting. Here is an example of what can be said in this case:
The coming year prophesies to you
Glory, money and success!
A sea of crazy emotions
And recognition from everyone!
***
Forget that the holiday is coming
You need to move forward in your career
While colleagues drink "totally" just,
Hint your boss about career growth!
***
There is a danger that colleagues
Carts will roll on you.
Better not tease famously
And sit still!
***
Fulfillment of desires of all
A great success awaits you,
The main thing is not to miss
And tear your teeth!
***
Today you are among friends
Shout again: "pour-pour"
So that tomorrow you will not be ashamed,
Today you have to be solid!
***
Don't drink too much today
And then you start falling in love with everyone
After all, at work, at your
You can't get along with anyone!
***
You are such a prediction
Keep silence more often!
And not your colleagues
You will be buried in white snow!
***
Hello from Santa Claus
He asks you to be serious
And not the boss is evil,
You will be sent straight home!
***
Heaven prophesy to you together
You do not need to sleep with colleagues,
Work s*x is closed for you
They will give you an estimate at the same time!
***
Working next year
It will bring you success!
And a lot of money in addition,
To buy you a cottage in the suburbs!
When choosing predictions for your colleagues, you need to take into account their features. At the same time, statements should not offend the applicant. They can slightly scold the employee and set him up in a positive way.
Short congratulations
When hosting a party among colleagues, it is very important not to miss the attention of any of the employees. If your team has a lot of employees, you can pick up short and cool predictions for the New Year:
| Short | Cool |
| Do not be in the sight of the boss - so that there is no risk of getting drunk with grief! | Urgently you go to the gym, To grow in the pocket of cash. There is no figure here Time to be strong shoulder. |
| Whom the boss kicks out of work - he has less worries in the new year! | The new laptop you wanted The old kayuk came. Receive and subscribe And say goodbye to money What will be deducted from salary For device failure. |
| Whoever drinks champagne will return without a bonus! | Waiting for you to be promoted Looks like you didn't work in vain. And for the authorities every day, Not in vain dragged like a shadow. Now it's all up to you How do you get along with the dream. |
| To whom sex is awesome today, that's a billing sheet for tomorrow! | Remember, only you The salary will be raised to the sky. Do not tell anybody, That raised your rate. You open your mouth, everything is gone, You will lose points again. |
| A strong explosion is expected this year: all your envious people and competitors will burst with anger. | You will get up early Just not to be late. If you get hot, That wish come true They will, you have no doubt And pour water on. |
| Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And then no one will call you a fool. | Lots of work this year. Waiting ahead! And a happy ending You will get it, wait. Rest in hot countries And you will get lucky. |
| This year you will find a treasure. You will find ... the spouse's stash, which he saved up all last year. | You will soon enter the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor for yourself. |
| In the new year you will be attacked. You will be attacked by ... luck, from which you cannot fight back. | Love will brighten your days and make them bright. |
| In the coming year, avoid cooling from the side of the second half, otherwise you will be sick for all 12 months. | Don't expect much from the year, Love is enough for you! |
Funny predictions for close friends
Wishes for friends and relatives can be more bold. After all, close people are unlikely to be offended by you for the “sharp tongue”:
If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,
Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously, the money is there.
If you go across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find money
You will spend it all on spree.
Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love roofer!
If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour
All dreams will come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!
Either you eat, or you pump up,
Whether you sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will significantly increase your ass.
Smile always, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Fate will repay you for smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!
From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace.
The dog brings good luck
And a lot of money to boot.
Be rich for a whole year
And buy a car, a cottage!
All wishes at this hour
Today is just for you.
Sleep more, rest
Don't miss the bottle!
Predictions can be read when presenting presents, or you can attach numbers to glasses of champagne and read greetings after the chiming clock. You may want to write cool wishes on small postcards and put them in a bag, then the guests themselves will choose their predictions for the New Year.
So that the upcoming New Year holiday will be remembered by the atmosphere of fun, excitement, expectation of changes for the better, on this joyful day people not only congratulate each other, exchange gifts and souvenirs, but also prepare a real surprise - comic tips and predictions for the new 2019.
Meeting the funniest holiday with cool predictions will bring pleasure to all those present: after all, every adult will want to feel like a child, believe in miracles and find out what will be ahead, even in a playful, relaxed way.
Entertaining forecasts are good because they carry optimism and goodness. They can warn in a cheerful way, give unobtrusive wise advice, which is not a sin to listen to.
How to apply
Joking prophecies will revive the spirit of the company in the circle of relatives, friends, colleagues. The main thing here is relevance. On New Year's Eve, along with the general holiday, family or corporate dates may coincide: birthdays and anniversaries of relatives, family creations, organizations, official dates of managers and employees.
Often, short comic predictions for the New Year become a successful poetic toast or part of a fun game.
Forms
There are a lot of joking forecasts:
- with jokes;
- in verse and prose;
- according to the signs of the zodiac.
You can show originality by placing notes with predictions and wishes in:
- cookies or sweets;
- glass bottles or jar;
- Balloons.
Other options apply. For example, predictions are written on large paper snowflakes and put in one hat. Each guest takes out a snowflake of their choice. Notes are also attached to souvenirs and handed over as a keepsake.
And if you want to add additional solemnity, then they fix the numbers on the glasses and, after the chiming clock, they read out the tips and jokes corresponding to the numbers.
A festive bag, sewn specifically for beautiful fortune cards, will be a kind of fun center from which guests will get their coveted tickets.
Divinations in jokes will harmoniously fit in as a prize after performing a dance, song, riddle, poem or other performance. In whatever form forecasts are submitted, it is very important that their number be with a margin. Then the last person who wishes will also be able to choose a mysterious prediction for the New Year.
Adds fun to reading aloud each divination, which causes humorous comments, laughter, approval, and even continuation in the form of an anecdote on the topic or a short story from life.
Subject
For various options for meeting the most beautiful winter holiday, a wide variety of fun forecasts are suitable for topics. The most relevant topics are: well-being, work, friends, love, health, change.
About well-being
Optimism will help you, keep your nose up.
Have fun, go ahead, luck is waiting for you there.
Good luck will not leave you! Give a new cottage!
All year you will enjoy the fruits of success. Isn't it luck?
About work
Fluttering up the career ladder, do not forget to sometimes look down so as not to stumble.
If next year you always try to enter the boss's office on the left foot, you will get a promotion.
There will be a lot of money and a successful road!
Next week, expect success in your work, but don't make a mistake yourself!
You are supposed to continue to burn with invention.
As always, you are in the thick of things, boiling in work is your lot.
Everything related to production, communications and advanced training will bring you success.
The first month of the year will be the start of your creative upsurge.
Success in the service will require maximum patience, endurance and the ability to bypass "sharp corners".
They talk about your successes and failures, but this is not the main thing: in the end, you will be made a rare business proposal.
Calculate your strength wisely: before the winter ends, you will need them.
About friends
Your sad circle will break, because a true friend will return to you!
Do not worry in vain, more friends will be added!
Expect the best news from family and friends!
When you take on an unfamiliar business, do not forget about reliable and truly devoted friends.
The year will turn out to be successful for meetings that will inspire you to new achievements!
A summer trip with close friends will be bright and memorable.
A long trip will be beneficial: you will be in a familiar aura and gain a strong friendship.
About love
Expect the sunset, expect the dawn, expect a sweet, gentle hello.
The lights went out for a week - someone is thinking about you.
The sun warms again - you will meet a new love.
Love is waiting for you, beautiful, mutual and not in vain!
Love will fill your days and make them bright.
Very rarely so lucky, great love awaits you!
You are on the threshold of a stormy romance.
You will meet your happiness unexpectedly.
The second half of the year will give you love.
Greater love will enter your life.
In the coming year, your charm is irresistible. You are waiting for new miracles and fabulous transformations.
New Year brings pleasant events, you will be happy and loved.
The second half of the year will be decorated with love adventures. Happiness is knocking at your door.
In the new year, perhaps you will receive a new lesson in your personal life.
We know for sure this year
Love will give you!
To be lucky in everything else -
Don't go all the way!
About health
Live energetically and have a great year!
To your health toast! And for your career growth!
Your health will become stronger, the second youth will come,
Peace and harmony will breathe into the family!
You are destined to a hundred years
Live without knowing major troubles!
Wings you do not burn and take care of your health.
From now on, you will continue to look prettier and younger.
Celebrating your successes, stock up more tea.
About change
Changes are coming to you in early January,
You do not scare them away, do not fuss in vain.
Fate can be met even when crossing the street on the green light. Therefore, it is not harmful to look around.
A pleasant surprise awaits you in the first half of January.
You will experience many adventures
But forgetfulness, damage - not to be seen or heard.
We strive in time: we run, flow, soar,
You will soon experience an unprecedented extreme.
Your life in frost and heat
It will turn to the best and most successful side.
Proud mountains await you and the sun to boot.
Replenishment of the budget awaits you this summer!
An unexpected meeting will brighten up your Saturday evening
Important meetings, gifts and good news are just around the corner.
Life will find stability, you have been looking forward to it.
Others will have happy changes, but this is very important for your life too.
In the new year, problems will be replaced by the implementation of bold ideas, the success of which will be helped by colleagues and fate.
As never before, this year you will have an opportunity to demonstrate your natural gift, at the same time new plans, people, priorities will appear.
Having gone on vacation, you will look at the world in a new way, and therefore many problems will disappear by themselves.
The good tradition of giving comic predictions to relatives and friends in the New Year cheers up, gives hope for all the best in life, strengthens relationships between people.
On New Year's Eve, the closest and most beloved people gather to have fun with the old one and, in anticipation of something unknown and new, meet the coming year.
Not a single festive New Year's fun is complete without nice gifts, surprises, contests, toasts and incendiary dances.
Entertainment programs often contain comic predictions for the new year.
Of course, after all, New Year's Eve is the best time to make wishes and ask fate questions that excite the soul. New Year's predictions make an already magical holiday unforgettable and wonderful.
How can you funny present funny prophecies for the New Year?
First you need to come up with some good predictions for the coming year for all the guests who will gather at the festive table. It is desirable that there be more prophecies than planned guests. Suddenly, someone else will look at the light. Yes, and the last person who decides to find out what awaits him in the future will be much more pleasant to make a choice from several options, and not drag the only remaining piece of paper "according to the residual principle."
Another important point: all invented predictions should be positive, sincere, diverse. The New Year is a good holiday and everyone wants to think that only good things await him ahead.
You can beat predictions in different ways. For example, write them on bright pieces of paper and stick them with tape to Christmas decorations so that the text is not visible. When the time comes for New Year's fun, you can invite the guest to choose any ball or figurine and read the prophecy intended for him loudly, with expression.
And you can also bake cookies “with a secret”, having previously invested a fateful piece of paper in each of them. Another option is to take a sheet of drawing paper and pin leaflets in the form of stars, Christmas tree decorations and Christmas socks to it.
However, you should not write off the good old bag, hat or box either. To make these things magical, they need to be beautifully decorated: glue silver foil stars, rain, tinsel, snowflakes cut out of paper and sprinkle this magnificence with glitter hairspray. Put crumpled predictions inside and ask each of those present to pull out one such “bomb”.
Examples of New Year's comic predictions
- This year will bring many new opportunities. You just need to notice them and try not to miss them. Look at both!
- Life is unpredictable. Trouble may be waiting for you at every corner, but somehow they can be miraculously avoided. In addition, it will add a little life experience, which is so necessary in difficult situations.
- Every moment of life is important, like every brick in the house. Therefore, do not lose sight of the little things of everyday life, because they are full of happiness.
- “Meet the new day with a smile” - this is the motto that you must adhere to in the new year. After all, as you know, a smile improves mood, and with a good mood, any trouble is not a problem.
New Year's comic predictions in poetic form
- Prepare your heart
His mad love awaits. - Luck smiles on you
Like a summer ray of sunshine. - Include a plan in your life -
A burning novel. - Many adventures await you
And a sea of thrills. - There will be changes in fate -
Expect an addition to the family. - The year will please with a new one -
Could be new renovation. - When you say no to depression, blues,
You will be on a horse for a whole year. - An abyss of happiness awaits you -
Get tires for the car. - There is no time to be bored:
You will welcome guests all year round. - Great progress awaits you -
Chic, fashionable Mercedes.
New Year's comic predictions may be of various kinds and character. The main thing is that they cheer up your guests and bring only positive emotions.
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