A selection of the best positive quotes and sayings about life, for every day, about love and mood, in pictures and funny. Statuses about positive people.
Positive quotes for every day
Appreciate those who scored on their pride for you, who always forgave and always waited, fate provides you with such people only once.
Appreciate the day by the evening, and life - by the end. (D. Herbert)
Aim for the moon... for even if you miss, land on one of the stars. (Les Brown)
Pass all the negativity through your fingers, and then only joy will remain in your palms!
Best Positive Funny Quotes
Looking for a woman? ... better look for money. The woman will find you.
At the hairdresser: "I want to get my head in order." Hairdresser: "This is not for us, a psychiatrist in the house opposite!"
You sit in Odnoklassniki all day, click on the exit and they ask you: “How are you leaving? So fast?" And it gets kind of creepy.
It's good when it's good! Otherwise, it's disgusting.
Well, okay, a bear stepped on my ear, and he seems to have slept with you.
Learned to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.
In order for everything to turn out well in the end, it must first enter well.
Positive Statuses and Quotes
Think about something else, your thoughts can be seen through your pants.
In what year were you born? In what month? What date?... And what the hell?
Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: the scales lie, people envy, and the mirror in general, bitch, is crooked!
My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom talks to flowers, sister talks to cats, I'm the only normal one with a computer and a phone.
And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid ...
The most useless struggle is the struggle between heart and mind. After all, often, a completely different part of the body wins.
Everything fell into place - according to the horoscope of the Indians, I am a deer.
Do you want to change your gait? Do not drink TEA, but drink VODKA!
Positive Quotes in Pictures
Positive thoughts, quotes about life with meaning.
Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. (Butler Samuel)
To reach the goal, you have to go. (Honore de Balzac)
Wherever you can live, you can live well! (Aurelius Mark Antoninus)
Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!
You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure that you achieve the desired goal. For any desired goal is achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. (Peter Cohen)
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Osho
Miracles - where they believe in them, and the more they believe, the more often they happen.
Denis Diderot
Act like you're already happy and you'll actually be happier.
Dale Carnegie
Success is moving from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
If you fall off a cliff into an abyss, why not try to fly? What are you losing?
Max Frei, Echo Chronicles
Confidence in yourself and in what you do.
A person achieves something only when he believes in himself. L. Feuerbach
Show yourself the positive aspects of your personality, present yourself in the best light, and people will perceive you the same way. V. Zeeland
Positive Love Quotes
"Chasest is she whom no one desires." (Ovid)
If someone else likes your beloved woman, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you made the right choice. This is a reason for pride - someone's dream is in your hands!
Why do you always fall in love with someone who can easily get along without you?
Spent the night with him, SLEEPED ... in general, I realized - not mine ...
In late love, perhaps there is no passion inherent in twenty years. But, she has such a depth of feelings that the young did not even dream of.
In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom so that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you do not hold a person, but always give the right to choose ...
Only when you fall in love at first sight do you realize how short-sighted you are.
Positive thinking and attitude - quotes.
God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him, Patience to endure... Just don't give me strength, otherwise I'll kill him!!!
I am at a wonderful age: the nonsense has already weathered, it is still far from insanity! This is not about me))) I have not weathered))) insanity will come - and the place is occupied ...
Remember this simple phrase, everything will be, but not immediately!!!
Don't be afraid of change. Most often, they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.
“You need to marry only the one that has beauty!” - A cheerful young man noticed ...
But the sad man answered him this way: “The ugly woman should be taken as a wife. You won't be afraid to lose."
And the third was prudent ... He said so: "I will marry a smart one ...".
The collection includes cheerful phrases and positive quotes: - I never listen to anyone who criticizes my space travel, my rides, or my gorillas. When this happens, I just pack my dinosaurs and leave the room. Ray Bradbury
- Be kinder whenever possible. And this is always possible. Dalai Lama
- I do not envy people who have a complete picture of the world in their heads, for the simple reason that they are obviously wrong. Salman Rushdie
- In space and time, God can find himself only in the depths of the human heart, but only in its very last depths. Grigory Solomonovich Pomerants
- Success comes only to those who act. He very rarely comes to those who give in to circumstances. Jawaharlal Nehru
- Anything worth having in life deserves to work for it. Andrew Carnegie
- Simplify and then add lightness. Colin Chapman
- Even if you were stupid enough to show up, don't worry, they can't see you. Henri Michaud
- The tragedy of old age is not that you are old, but that you are not young. Oscar Wilde
- Hold the time! Guard it any hour, any minute. Without supervision, it will slip away like a lizard. Illuminate every moment with an honest, worthy accomplishment! Give it weight, meaning, light. Mann Thomas
- There is a crack in everything through which light enters us. Leonard Cohen
- My friends! I wish you all your life to feel like in a train. Constantly lucky, lucky, lucky!
- The poem begins as a lump in the throat. Robert Frost
- If Galileo had told in verse that the Earth rotates, the Inquisition would have left him alone. Thomas Hardy
- Forty-seven years old I will say that everything that I was destined to learn, I learned before the age of seven, and all the subsequent forty years I was aware. Marina Tsvetaeva
- If you think you've already achieved enlightenment, just try spending a week with your family. Baba Ram Dass
- You don't have to be friends with your head. I have a purely business relationship with her. I feed her while she thinks.
- If you are unhappy with the place you occupy, change it, you are not a tree.
- The last man on Earth was sitting in a room. There was a knock on the door. Frederick Brown. "The shortest scary story ever written"
- If I step back, it doesn't mean that I'm a coward... I'm just accelerating!
- The same word sounds differently in different writers. One's insides are dragging behind the word. Another takes it out of his coat pocket. Charles Peguy
- Remember this simple phrase, everything will be fine!
- No one realizes the beauty of travel until he comes home and rests his head on an old familiar pillow. Lin Yutang
- When art historians get together, they talk about form, structure and meaning. When artists get together, they talk about where to buy cheap solvent. Pablo Picasso
- Naivety is a property of both old people and children. And a person contains both a child and an old man at the same time. B. Brecht
- Love is a toothache in the human heart. Heinrich Heine
- We see unfavorable circumstances before us only when we lose sight of our main goal. Henry Ford.
- Morals, ethics, laws, customs, faith, doctrines are all trifles. What really matters is that the delicious becomes the norm. Henry Miller
- My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened. Michel Montaigne
- People think they stop falling in love when they get old, when in reality they get old when they stop falling in love. Marquez
- On the mountain tops you can only find the Zen that you yourself bring there. Robert Pirsig
- When artists get together, they talk about where to buy cheap solvent. Pablo Picasso
- An unexpected intrusion of beauty. That's what life is. Saul Bellow
- Each of us is God, each of us knows everything. We just have to open our minds to listen to our own wisdom... Dan Brown
Life is short! Break the rules! Farewell quickly! Kiss slowly! Love sincerely! Laugh contagious! Appreciate your friends and never regret what made you smile!
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Never let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do. The limits of your abilities are set by you and only you can know how wide they are.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
If you are unhappy with the position you are in, change it! You are not a tree!
If you want to achieve your goals, don't let things take their course. Learn to take control of your life. Think - are you satisfied with everything in it? If not, don't sit idly by - act. Your future depends only on you.
There is no person who cannot achieve more than he thinks he can.
If you want to have something that you never had, start doing something that you never did.
When running water meets an obstacle in its path, it stops, increases its volume and strength, and then overflows through it. Follow the example of water: stop and increase your strength until the obstacle no longer interferes with your path.
How can you force someone to look around the corner if he has not yet reached it?
When it seems to you that the whole world is against you, remember that an airplane flies against the wind, not with the wind.
Success is moving from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
Change your attitude towards things that bother you, and you will be safe from them.
If you bring up children with carrots and sticks, they will grow up bruised and fat.
Don't be afraid to grow slowly, be afraid to stay the same.
Do you love life? Then don't waste your time, because that's the stuff that life is made of.
Failure is only temporary. If you give up, you make it permanent.
The brilliance of the distant is deceptive. The greatest opportunity lies here and now.
In serious matters, care should be taken not so much to create favorable opportunities as to seize them.
Very little is needed for a happy life. It all depends on you, how you think.
The most unhappy people are those who are most afraid of change.
There is enough light for those who want to see, and enough darkness for those who do not.
Live according to your imagination, not your past.
Only those who make absurd attempts can achieve the impossible.
Learn to separate the more important from the less important. Many people don't make progress simply because they put too much emphasis on small things.
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Everyday life confronts us with periodic problems at work, which are sometimes difficult to solve without a sense of humor. That is why in reserve you need to have a couple of funny aphorisms that will completely defuse the stop.
- To knock on the clave is not to control the joystick.
- The programmer is sleeping - work is in progress.
- System administrators don't die - they go offline.
- I am a politician and I know how to send people so that they will be happy to wait for a trip.
- Users of social networks and fans of playing "Klondike" at work have greatly developed the ability of peripheral vision and quick reaction.
- Give me a point of support, at least I will lie down there (an analogy with “I will turn the Earth over)
- The chief wants to find a magician, but he gets only storytellers.
- If management disagrees with you, then immediately argue why you are wrong.
- Disagree with the team? Be the boss. Let them try to disagree with you.
- Russia is an amazing country. Everywhere they work to get a bonus, but here, so as not to lose it.
- The boss is always right, because this unique person decides on a brave act: to voice the decision made by the back seat with his mouth.
- A woman has two paths: to successfully marry and not work, or to find a job that does not need to be married.
- The best corporate party is the one after which, at the entrance of each colleague, everyone applauds and hoots in unison.
- They talk about the bosses either well, or at another job.
- The first vacation, when you rest yourself, the second - when the boss.
Easily cheer up colleagues is not difficult. And you will still become a noble comedian, which is priceless in a team. After all, finding friends and like-minded people is priceless, for this you should use cool phrases to cheer up the team.
How to cheer up people
If you want to become the soul of the company, then you will need interesting sayings about life in your arsenal of eloquence to cheer you up. They can be used in completely different situations and are easy to juggle with expressions in dialogues with others. What encouraging phrases with a touch of irony and humor can be used?
- Wife refuses to talk in the morning? Rejoice, the corporate party was a success.
- A man should have a wonderful family so that he would happily return home and a terrible mother-in-law so that he hurries back to work.
- Small children in the back seat lead to an accident, and an accident in the back seat leads to small children.
- And why aren't women like dogs? They understand everything, but they cannot say.
- What you sow, you will not find.
- With alcohol, you need to know the measure, otherwise you can drink less.
- I know my limit, but can you drink it?
- - What is missing in the child's body if he eats plasticine? – Brains!
- Frighten customers who are interested in how to get to our car dealership by bus from the metro station. After all, they are interested in Gelendvagen.
- You have to work for a miser, he pays twice.
- Drinking tap water is harmful, but an apple washed with it is immediately free of bacteria.
- To print photos of winter St. Petersburg, it is enough to have a black-and-white printer at hand.
- Life experience comes only with reptiles.
- Millionaires earn hundreds of times more than me, but I'm the only one that's interested in the IRS. Looks like delivery problems.
- Grandma lets you walk without a hat in winter? Check to see if she's not yours.
- An alarm clock is like the sound of a gunshot. Most lie dead.
- - Good afternoon, we are from St. Petersburg. Well, you should not threaten from the threshold.
- If your boyfriend does not hang out with friends, does not interrupt, is with you all the time, then poke him with a shelf - he, like, died.
- If before work you are happy to look at the opposite sex, and after that you don’t, it means that the intimacy was somewhere in the middle.
- When on Monday the boss says: “Well, get to work!” The main thing is not to think that this is a toast.
Use your humor to add something of your own to the suggested phrases. It is possible that in the company you will be valued precisely for impromptu jokes, understanding someone else's mood; and very soon they will quote your statements. Sometimes one word or sentence can establish contact in a team if you bring a genuine smile to your faces.
Laughter is the solution to all problems
Even when you feel tension in the team or are very depressed yourself, it is enough to remember positive thoughts to cheer you up, and everything around will sparkle with new colors. And if you are positive, you will be able to give a charge of positive energy to everyone who is close to you.
- Do you want to enjoy life? So live and enjoy it.
- Fate often throws us back a step, but this is only for a run before a big jump.
- It's nice to think that in someone's fate I'm also a rake.
- You need to dream about what is forbidden to even think about.
- Said you were born to crawl? Rejoice, you are one of those people who will never spoil from above.
- Always go for your dream. Tired of walking? crawl. There is no strength to crawl, well, at least lie down and lie in the direction of the dream.
- I have a conscience! I use it rationally.
- I got in a good mood. To be treated and I don’t think, let everyone else get infected.
- Every pancake is lumpy? So sculpt cool lumps.
- The black streak of my life will be only from the best chocolate.
- If life is a series of black and white, then I intend to stop at white and go along.
- Only the one who does not lie to the question: “How are you?” is happy.
- Happiness does not come, I will go, I will step on it myself.
- I want a miracle! Do not offer yogurt!
- If a man leaves you, do not hold back, but ask him to throw out the trash along the way.
- And where I just did not go. I didn’t go to the Maldives, I didn’t go to Cyprus, I didn’t even go to Greece. I think where not to go this year.
- Why do you think I'm vindictive? I have a very bad memory, I have to write everything down.
- Previously, if a girl met a guy in a cool car, she knew that he had money, and now that there is a loan.
- Dad, please, when he asks for my hand, just say that you don't mind. No need to hug him and call him your savior!
- My parents told me that it was time for me to live alone. Well, I collected their things, I'm waiting.
- In the look of my cat it is read that I live in her apartment and it seems that it is time for me to move out.
- I like that you are not sick with me ... I don’t like that you are sick in life.
- Came home. The husband cooked dinner, cleaned the apartment. I thought I screwed up in what, but no, the computer broke down.
- Are you trying to spit on my back? Fine, so I'm ahead.
- Look for the positive in everything. A fire is being put out above you in an apartment, which means it’s worth having a foam party.
It is not difficult to memorize words and phrases for every day to surprise friends, colleagues or relatives. But you will be the star of the program at any party and gatherings. Of course, you should not say them out of place, but it is easy to wait for the right moment to impress others.
Joke about everything and always
Sometimes even laconic sarcasm will not cause discontent. A subtle prank on someone will only spice up your humor. It is worth remembering that this can only be done in the company of close friends. Unfamiliar people will not appreciate your impulse. But any positive statements addressed to someone will always go with a bang. Aphorisms to cheer up will cause your popularity.
Funny phrases to cheer up short and long ones that you should keep for yourself:
- I'm a cat and I don't care what mice think of me.
- I was not noticed in the connections discrediting me. - Were there any such connections? - What are you, just not noticed.
- Even if I fall on my face in the mud, it will be curative.
- Horseradish is a very educated plant, because it knows everything.
- All poisonings begin with the words: "There will be nothing in the refrigerator for this."
- Everyone has a hobby. Someone collects stamps, someone models ships. My husband has been collecting wardrobes from Ikea for three years now.
- We just ran and jumped in childhood on construction sites, and now - parkour.
You can easily find and come up with many witty, positive sayings for every day if you look at the world around you with humor. In every even the most serious problem, you can find a curious, funny. The main thing is not to lose heart, then it will become easier to worry.
Briefly, clearly, intelligibly and, most importantly, with a positive attitude. Quotes from great people for every day will help you look at your own life as if a little from the outside. An unusual angle of view, a somewhat unusual interpretation, may help to understand and evaluate the events that are happening to you a little differently. It may help you understand yourself. Or maybe not. In any case, they will cheer you up - after all, they are positive quotes for every day :)
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Osho
Miracles - where they believe in them, and the more they believe, the more often they happen.
Denis Diderot
Act like you're already happy and you'll actually be happier.
Dale Carnegie
Wherever you can live, you can live well.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
I've been hit over 9,000 times in my career. I lost almost 300 matches. 26 times I was trusted to make the decisive shot and I missed. I have failed so many times in my life. That is why I succeeded.
Michael Jordan
Success is moving from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
If you fall off a cliff into an abyss, why not try to fly? What are you losing?
Max Frei, Echo Chronicles
Aim for the moon... for even if you miss, land on one of the stars
Les Brown
You are never given a wish without being given the strength to carry it out.
Richard Bach
When you really want something, the whole Universe will help to ensure that your desire comes true.
Paulo Coelho
Well, got an additional positive charge? If it's not enough for you, let's continue. Positive quotes for every day will restore your faith in yourself and prompt answers to difficult questions. So here is another portion of thoughts and sayings for inspiration and energy.
I think you should enjoy the ride while you're on horseback.
Johnny Depp
If you're not making mistakes, then you're not trying to do anything.
Coleman Hawkins
There are no disappointments in life, only lessons.
Jennifer Aniston
Everyone needs a chance to change for the better.
Jay Z
If you don't go too far, how do you know what you're capable of?
Thomas Stearns Eliot
If you hit the wrong note, keep playing so that no one notices your mistake.
Joe Pass
You can't limit yourself. The more you dream, the more you will achieve.
Michael Phelps
Follow your heart. Be true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path, unless you get lost in the forest and find a path - then, of course, you should follow it.
Ellen DeGeneres
Keep your head high and swing your hips as you walk.
Christina Aguilera
I am grateful to fate for all my problems. Overcoming each of them, I became stronger and more able to solve the problems that I still had to face. Thanks to all these difficulties, I developed.
JC Penny
Remember that there is always more positive in life than negative. Sometimes it’s enough just to take a fresh look at your life and realize that everything is in your hands. Make it your daily routine and let these positive statements kick you off (in a good way).
When you find yourself in a dead end, question everything except your ability to get out of it.
Twyla Tharp
Every problem is a chance to prove yourself.
Duke Ellington
Let bad times come and go. I enjoy every minute of the fight.
Mary Madsen
Do not worry. Do your work calmly, joyfully and carefree.
Henry Miller
You and only you can write the story of your life that you are meant to tell. And the world needs your story because it needs your voice.
Kerry Washington
In order to get what you want out of life, it is absolutely necessary to take the first step: decide what exactly you want.
Ben Stein
To avoid criticism, one must do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Elbert Hubbard
Life is a great value. It is given only once. Don't waste it on bad relationships, bad marriages, bad jobs, bad people. Spend your life wisely doing what you want to do.
Eric Idle
There is no reason not to follow your heart.
Steve Jobs
You cannot be a child who stands on a water slide and thinks for a long time what to do. You must go down the chute.
Tina Fey
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