There are many ways to diversify the New Year holiday. You can entertain yourself not only by watching the "Blue Light" or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One so far little used but potentially fun way is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of a careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in advance in order to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.
Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny divination
In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to at least approximately guess the option, especially when it comes to the subject of the prophecy. It is unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a funny way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.
In total, there are several most burning topics:
- Love relationships and family.
- Well-being, relaxation and health.
- Financial sphere and working relations.
No one forbids mixing all types, engaging in a common playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune-telling” can still be beaten somehow. These can be balloons with a prediction inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be beaten from the right angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each particular party.
There is also a special kind of predictions. This is a "fortune telling" cookie, so popular in European countries. We also got accustomed to it, besides, both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction should be singled out in a separate form. Only in cookies it will not be possible to put a long prediction, therefore only short and not always rhyming phrases go into them. Moreover, for cookies, you can also use short versions of prophecies selected on different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often general, and not by type.
About love and friends, family and children
Fortune-telling of such subjects concerns not only family people with babies or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose text for predictions in this group at their discretion.
Prophecies in short verse
Your vulgar desire is not worthy of prediction!
Your love will not grunt, but only meow affectionately!
Your affectionate children will be better than all miracles in the world!
The year will pass especially brightly, it will become hot from novels!
It will be a couple of times not good, but the help of a friend will help!
Don't call your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!
If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!
In the Year of the Pig, you will plunge into the sea of affection without fear!
Your love languor will enter the streak of luck!
Even if you live with your spouse, do not forget a lonely friend!
Joking predictions in prose
You don't have to be Vanga to predict you a fun holiday with friends!
Stop whining and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!
This Year of the Boar, you won't have to live with the Pig!
It is difficult to predict the presence of good friends in the year of the Pig!
It is clear children, it is clear that there is a family! I'll have to give myself more time this year!
If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!
Great gatherings await you with friends and family. And if the circle is small, then you will become good and pleasant to sit in it!
Someone will find a new love, and someone and the old will please from the heart!
Beats - it means he loves, dear ones scold - they only amuse themselves. In the bath such a high love. In the year of a good Pig, relationships will be bright, tender!
This spring, you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, Pig will provide an opportunity to find harmony in relationships for those who are in a couple, as well as find love for single people.
About work, career and finances
Speech in the "fortune-telling" of this type can be not only about employment and money. Here you can "predict the future" in relation to your own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about winning the lottery, inheritance, or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.
Rhyming prophecies
In February, luck will come - the dacha has not been robbed!
No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!
Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed around!
Leg once, leg two, dizzy! But it will not be for everyone, you will succeed in your career!
If you don't need a million from the Pig, cook the broth!
You work up to a seventh sweat and then work will bring money!
Give you your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.
Yes, not a greedy Pig at all, only laziness does not like! That's how you work, that's how money will come.
Do not lift your nose too much - career growth awaits you!
All colleagues for you will be like you are family! And they will support, and help, they will clear the way for you to the authorities!
Joking predictions in prose
Just don't say you don't need them! Of course, you will have them, you will! As much as you try, so the money will roll.
By mastering the skills of the Chinese bobblehead, you can pump up your neck, but this way your wallet will not swell. Learn to be the first everywhere, and there will be more money.
Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you stomp, so you pop!
The pig is soft and rounded, so it can help to get around all the sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.
Do not believe bad horoscopes - if you want, then there will be money, and a career, and recognition!
In the year of the Pig, people can relate to work in the most piggy way. Keep this in mind and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.
Remember that a high position requires dedication to work. So you really decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!
The wolf's legs are fed, and if he also works actively in January, then he looks good against the background of everyone, which gives rise to an award!
Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that is necessary, and sometimes useful. Just do not forget to sometimes take a break from the labors of the righteous!
Now, although it is not the year of the Horse, it is better to plow like a horse for big incomes. Then the Boar will not put a pig on you!
About health, relaxation and well-being
This type of prophecy is not only aimed at general health and weekend gatherings. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with the family or alone. Also, playful prophecies can advise something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.
Prophecies in verse
If you have not drunk vodka, you will be fresh and full of energy!
To get a gorgeous figure you have to remember physical education!
You need to rest more and at the same time not thump!
To save great strength instead of fat, eat nettles!
To feel beautiful, go to bed with a clear head!
If you don’t drink on New Year’s Eve, you can save your health!
Enough to eat, drink good! Why don't you take care of your health?
Throw a couple of centimeters will help 20 kilometers!
To live without a headache, do not drink a lot of alcohol!
To live life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.
Forecasts for the future in prose
Even if in the year of the Pig you don’t get drunk like a pig, then the beginning of January will thank you with good health.
Sometimes you just need to lie down in the barn to eat the sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.
Boar health awaits you in the Year of the Pig!
Why think about the future, you need to feel it with your strong body. Do not load the brain once again, let it rest.
No need to believe that fat people are kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!
Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don't be a bore! Drink already!
Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.
On a festive night, you must also observe the drinking regimen. It is necessary to drink, although in the New Year we are not talking about water.
Remember! A cold shower is useful not only in early January, but throughout the year!
Health must be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to alcoholize the body for long-term storage!
fortune cookie
The procedure for sculpting such cookies is simple - the classic shortbread dough is taken as the basis, flour is added to it to a high density and allowed to rest for an hour. After that, they roll it out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings, and put a leaf with a text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to loosely blind the edges, then bake in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally brief.
Forecasts for the future in verse
Stop hamstering everything - sweets are poison for you!
According to forecasts, in the New Year, all salads are pulled into the mouth!
Don't eat me when you're guessing - then you won't gain weight!
The Boar is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!
At work, so that you behave like a boss, not a donkey!
In this swine time, obedience will attack your children!
Get to drop, you need to work!
At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!
Don't forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.
Protect your stomach, do not lean on the salad!
Phrases for cookies in prose
The Pigmeteorological Center promises cloudless romantic relationships throughout the year!
Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!
The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then that's exactly what will happen.
Fight with a bad mood - it will definitely become easier to live!
In the year of the Pig, everyone will have love and all that, and you will also get money!
Many hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!
It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although the promotion will not bypass you like a pig!
To remember January, drink more tea and juice on New Year's Eve. Avoid water, it can be mixed with vodka!
Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!
Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so common, but still it has lost its relevance. This is because such playful prophecies cheer up and add a little excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year's Eve.
boombastic,
Zodiac horoscope!
How much is the word
Keeps for our heart
How much he tells us!
He says ARIES
Always with an unpredictable soul
They have solid shuras - murs,
Parties, "grandmothers" and "lamours"!
TAURUS! Rather, a foot in the stirrup!
Victory is ahead of you!
Good luck kisses you on the crown,
And lots of sex along the way.
TWINS! You shine apartment metropolitan!
Full intimate, excellent conditions!
The boss is a darling, dollars are a pillow,
Rubles - a bag, and ecstasy to the gut!
CANCER stars say:
They tell you to move forward.
They have success ahead of them.
Cancer sex is the best!
Merry year, happy age
For Lviv, it is now.
Financial typhoon, health,
In bed - fiery ecstasy!
Humble VIRGOs, you're in luck!
Enemies in front of you tremble.
Big "Limousine", luck sits in it,
And the key to the apartment where the money is!
balanced WEIGHTS
We want to tell:
Love will embrace you
Fate is to keep
Success is love
And surround the bucks!
SCORPIONS do not cross -
They are hot as an oven!
Nostradamus says:
Scorpio will win!
ARRIVALS get excellent health!
In a career - a jump and a decent salary!
Love and fun, laughter from the heart,
Drinking - partying, debauchery, revelry!
CAPRICORN to work for the good of the family,
And there will be a sea of \u200b\u200blove in their life.
Libido will make you work all night
Venus can help you with this!
Like the steppe the bed is scattered, -
Then AQUARIUS goes to bed.
Debauchery and orgies until the morning -
They are on the road with the Kamasutra!
To all your enemies for evil
PISCES are very lucky:
The Canary Islands are the rest of the world.
You will surpass Playboy!
1. Foreign trip
2. Success awaits you, good conditions for your plans
3. Promotion
4. Everything is good in my life
5. Romantic trip
6. I work where needed
7. Life is like in a fairy tale
8. In your memoirs, you will write that sheer luck began from the day you connected your relationship with ___ (company name, if among colleagues)
9. Commercial luck
10. Your dizzying career will start with a photo on the cover of the magazine "_______"
11. I did it (a)!
12. Pleasant surprises await you in all the capitals of the countries of the world
13. Solution of the housing issue
14. A wide range of possibilities will be presented for the fulfillment of a wish
15. Money - chickens do not peck
16. For the fulfillment of your desire, the road is open
17. Promotion
18. I have a fun life, I'll tell you!
19. The housing issue was a success
20. I'm taking a vacation and going to the Canary Islands!
21. Ahead of success and good luck
22. I'm in great shape
23. Mind blowing romance
24. Love and money are always there!
25. The soul sings, the body asks to fly! Cruise for two!
26. I get what I want!
27. Life is getting better!
28. Pleasant changes await me!
29. 2006 will change my life for the better!
30. Happiness - the House is full!
31. Will be sent to work abroad
32. You (will) have the most friendly, strongest family.
The day is bright and bright
What a lovely gift.
Waiting for you soon
A trip to the sea.
Let tears of joy shed
An old friend will be back soon!
Down with anger and revenge,
You will receive good news.
Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn
Expect a sweet hello.
Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.
Have fun looking ahead
There wealth awaits you.
Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.
Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.
you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.
Appear suddenly
You have a new friend.
Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.
The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.
By next Saturday
Expect success at work.
You will always have
Delicious food in the house.
Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in bread, you should know - it's good luck!
Buy a book you don't like at all and you'll find all the answers
During the first week after meeting NG, a pleasant surprise awaits you
Beware of the bald
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
Life is about to take a big turn
Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear with you.
If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
Try to run carefully at night in ice,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year ...
Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But whether he will wait - he doesn’t know, keep in mind ...
Try to vacation in the Bahamas about six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky ...
If you lie naked for a long time on the ice in winter,
No harmful microbe will crawl to you ...
In the coming year, someone will be lucky again
Maybe you or a neighbor should always be ready ...
Changes await you at the beginning of January,
Prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain ...
With such a sun, everything can only be good
You are moving towards a better life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house portends a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems to be the most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid the lambada - a stern look from a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dances on the table are contraindicated for your sign of the Zodiac, otherwise an impartial meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, laughing ... hey, dear, aren't you too heavy on champagne ??
7. Carefully removed from the shoulder of a neighbor, the shoulder strap of the dress portends good luck; her husband's look from under her brows promises physical ill health.
8. In this lunar phase, the stars advise you to stay dressed until midnight, despite your desire to arrange a striptease for that "baby opposite".
9. Abuse of shouting "Happy New Year!" fraught with sore throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with only lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not in the best way: the most prone to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints.
11. Your patron planet Mercury portends you an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus finds today in the left hemisphere and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. From today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with a new unexpected love.
What's in the pie?
Cabbage (for money, wealth).
Your wallet will not be empty
To know there will be a daily crunch of money,
Dignity different, all colors.
So let him be ready for gravity.
Potato (acquaintance with a man in uniform).
The year of dating has come excellent
With a man in uniform.
Prosecutor, judge, military,
Even in a cassock is the norm.
Caramel (passionate, sweet love).
You got a difficult candy,
Know that you are waiting for great love in the year.
Love is passionate and sweet, believe me
Through it, the door of happiness will open.
Pepper (thrill).
You are a lot of adrenaline
Pour it into the blood, just as soon as possible!
Life is full of surprises for you
Bring - good luck, loss.
Pepper you have, so
Feelings of sharp year.
Cheese (wealth in the house, ride like cheese in butter).
You will live easily all year,
Eat, drink and sing, not to know worries.
Got the cheese - you're lucky!
He promises prosperity in the house.
Bay leaf (fame and fame).
Kohl laurel got for free,
You will gain fame and glory.
Lemon (lucky win).
Do you want to try your luck?
Get a car
And a million to boot?
I chose the lemon for a reason.
A lucky win looms
Hold onto your luck.
Rosehip (promotion).
Prickly rose hips are not friendly,
And collect the fruits of the hassle.
Waiting for a promotion
Even if the road is thorny.
Carnation (to be in the center of male (female) attention).
Your charm is a wonderful power
You conquered all the men in a row for a year.
Flowers, compliments, gifts,
messages...
All year you are in the center of male attention.
Peas (long road).
The road is long - to know, to a change of place
It will soon pull you into the land of miracles.
You want to communicate
Leave the house for a while without regret.
Carrot (love, temptations, flirting, hobbies).
You are very sexy, good.
Who looks at you - the soul sings!
You are not expected to suffer
All year - temptations, flirting, attraction.
Rice (diligence in work and worthy remuneration).
Success is possible only in work
With intense bustle.
You will reach great heights
If you work hard for a year.
Empty (empty chores).
You fuss to no avail, without measure All year.
Nerves are on edge.
Calm down, take care-kasila,
Empty chores did not bring good.
Mushrooms (the whole year is dominated by illusions, pipe dreams).
Dreaming is not bad, they say.
But build castles in the sand
And be in the grip of dreams
You have been predicted a year ahead.
Raisins (walnuts)
(an unplanned trip to warmer climes, where there are many vineyards, hazel).
Even if the suitcases
You haven't collected for a hundred years
All the same, get ready: you will be in the summer,
Warm by the southern sun.
There you will drink wine and chacha.
A trip to the sea - that's good luck!
What New Year's holiday can be imagined without cheerful wishes and toasts, funny contests and games? Of course, you should think carefully in advance how to set up guests in a playful way. And comic predictions for the New Year, funny wishes for the New Year, which will become a real highlight of the entire festive feast, can help with this.
Each of us expects some kind of miracle from the celebration of the New Year. And it does not matter how old a person is - five or fifty. Every year, according to the already established tradition, raising our glasses to the chiming clock, we make our most cherished wishes. A wish for the New Year about "dream come true" sounds at every step. And what else can you wish to your best friend or relative, and even by doing it in an original and funny way?
Not only wishes for the New Year and making wishes are considered traditional, but also fortune telling. The latter, by the way, can generally turn out to be a very interesting activity. So why don't you and your company tell fortunes on New Year's Eve? You can choose which version of this game is more suitable for your guests: simple or comic predictions for the New Year. But just guessing, for sure, may not be interesting to everyone. It is necessary that your guests remember you for a long time as the most cheerful and original host. To do this, you can come up with a whole scenario of various funny fortune-telling containing comic predictions for the New Year, and such that even people who are completely devoid of a sense of humor will like it.
In general, competitions for the New Year for adults are good because they can be held without leaving the festive table. Before the start of more mobile competitions, comic predictions for the New Year will be able to set the audience in the right mood. And there are a lot of ideas (which we will definitely share) on how to present comic predictions and wishes for the New Year.
Option number 1. You have probably heard about fortune cookies or fortune cookies, as they call them. These cookies are baked by placing inside a prediction or a wish for the New Year, written on a piece of paper. Why don't you make similar cookies by serving them with dessert, for example. You can similarly bake, more familiar to us, small nuts with filling and predictions inside.
Option number 2. It is not necessary to hide comic predictions for the New Year in cookies. It is much easier, and maybe more fun, to use ordinary balloons for this purpose. Prepare the required number of balloons (better if there are more of them than guests). Before you inflate them, write New Year's predictions on small notes and, folded into a tube, place one prediction inside the ball. Do not forget to prepare a pin for the New Year's party so that the guests burst the selected balls.
Think carefully about what New Year's predictions to offer guests. If you doubt that all guests will positively perceive comic predictions for the New Year, it is better to get by with simple ones. For simple predictions, there are simply a lot of ideas: a car, an apartment, a trip to Italy, the birth of a child .... For both options, there is only one prerequisite: the wishes must be extremely positive, because everyone wants to have fun in the New Year. When choosing various New Year's jokes, you need to be sure that all the guests will perceive them well.
Option number 3. Don't forget about our long tradition of baking a birthday cake with surprises. Various items are laid in the dough of the pie: a coin, a candy, a pod of hot pepper, etc. The special charm of such a pie lies in the excitement, because not everyone will get New Year's predictions and, on the contrary, some may come across several at once. You need to eat such a pie carefully so as not to damage a tooth on a coin, for example.
Option number 4. There is a simplified version of the New Year's fortune pie. Putting objects in the dough is not necessary at all. Instead, you can cut a thick sheet of paper into squares, and after drawing a funny drawing on each square with a wish for the next year, put them in a pie.
Option number 5. It is also not necessary for you to make New Year's predictions. Weave fortune-telling into contests for the New Year for adults by offering guests a game similar to forfeits. Have each guest give you something. You will choose an "oracle" - a player with a good sense of humor, who will be engaged in fortune telling for the next year. Show the oracle items in turn, without naming the owner. If the oracle is endowed with a healthy sense of humor, then the company is guaranteed to have a lot of fun.
Option number 6. You can arrange, for example, an old Russian fortune-telling, only in a comic style. Let's say, arrange around a few bottles with "prophecies" inside. Blindfold the one who wants to know his future, and, spinning him, let him choose the first bottle that comes across to the touch.
In general, comic predictions for the New Year and contests for the New Year for adults can be in a variety of ways. The only thing that can limit you is your own imagination.
And in conclusion, we offer you some examples of New Year's predictions and comic wishes that you can use on your holiday.
Funny wishes for the New Year and comic predictions for the New Year
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In the New Year you will be fabulously lucky - you will win a million dollars!!! And then you give every penny to charity.
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In the New Year, you should not scold a black cat that ran your way. Better take him home: the cat will be a great company for your 33 parrots.
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In the New Year, you will be able to get rid of a bad habit, but in return you will acquire a couple of new ones.
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Next year, always go to the boss’s office with your left foot: then you will definitely be promoted.
New Year's jokes:
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Do not twist a button when you expect a bad event, otherwise it will surely fall off.
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In the New Year, you will be pleased by giving the most desired gift for you - a goldfish! True, this fish will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
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In the third decade of the coming year, fireworks of bright events await you. Start preparing immediately!
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Smile a lot in the New Year and sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
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Giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Remember: it must be - loves!
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You are lucky! Therefore, in the New Year, be modest and stop eating lucky tickets on the trolleybus!
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When crossing the road, look around carefully - there is a chance to meet your destiny.
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If you wear your clothes inside out on June 1 of the coming year, many representatives of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. There is a chance to meet your love!
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If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that it is for good luck!
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Beware the bald ones!
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Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation - a car.
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If tomorrow morning the neighbors knock on the battery, then a fun and unforgettable year lies ahead.
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Expect new additions to the family next year. Probably, neighbor cockroaches will come to you for permanent residence.
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If, when fortune-telling on ice in a saucer, you did not see the treasured dimples, foreshadowing the birth of daughters, dig them yourself! Business something.
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If the log you chose to predict the financial condition of your future husband turned out to be smooth, immediately throw it away and find a suitable one. You don't need a poor husband!
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If you see the reflection of your betrothed in the mirror, look around. Maybe your husband is behind you.
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After this New Year, a very pleasant surprise awaits you - the Old New Year will come! Great excuse to drink!
Let's add a little fortune telling to your life, this will help you - predictions for fortune cookies. As you know, recently predictions in our country are gaining more and more momentum. More and more people began to believe in various fortune-telling and predictions from psychics and other people involved in this field. There are many services in this area. By the way, cookie predictions are a lot of fun! You will see for yourself now.
Universal Predictions
1. You should wait a little, and the future will bring you great joy.
2. Share joy with others and enjoy it yourself.
3. Be more attentive to the signs of fate.
4. Very soon you will have a person who will madly appreciate you.
5. You feel empty, and your heart is filled with a cold that only an older person can melt.
6. When bad weather rages around, your home is protected by warmth and comfort.
7. Help others to also climb to the top of success, and you will not be alone.
8. Learn to dominate your thoughts and you will be happy.
9. Romance will take you to a new dimension.
10. Success will rain down on you.
11. When you hunt for money, they move away from you. Stop thinking about wealth, then it will certainly overtake you.
12. Very soon you will be able to spend money with pleasure, as well as earn it with pleasure.
13. Don't give up and you won't lose.
14. Through your personality and charm, you will always achieve what you want.
15. The happiness of a woman is only in one man.
16. Your future is as limitless as the height of heaven.
17. In 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days, an event will occur that will forever change your destiny.
18. Prevent delusion by balance, calmness and self-control.
19. Your talents will be recognized and rewarded.
20. In this life you need to try everything.
21. The one who does not expect anything will never be disappointed.
22. Soon you will acquire two new habits and get rid of one.
23. Soon you will find yourself in a cave with treasures. However, do not lose your head: take only as much as you need, leave the rest for others.
24. Let incomes increase, and only comfort surrounds.
25. That part of life that was a mystery is finally ready to be revealed.
26. If you really want something, then the whole universe will contribute to the fulfillment of desire.
27. The main thing - do not forget the important! And then you forget the important, and this will be the main thing.
28. Today is the tomorrow that you were so worried about yesterday.
29. You will win success in everything.
30. Learn to properly evaluate the various aspects of life.
New Year's predictions
1. Although the year will not be easy, it will go well, all your failures are far behind. However, don't expect huge changes.
2. The coming year portends intrigues and shifts in your personal life, the service will strain you, but you will not be afraid of anything and will cope with everything with dignity.
3. Fate will surprise you with a gift! Do not waste time in vain, fate has prepared an incredible meeting for you!
4. In the New Year, Santa Claus will give you a fur coat and a huge salary!
5. A year of success and good luck, easy solutions to difficult problems is coming! Good laughter and great achievements, everyone knows that joyful fun is not a hindrance to work.
6. Anxiety, troubles, resentment, sadness, leave the past year. After all, only happiness, success and health await you in the new!
7. Fate will gild your pen, a huge payday awaits you! Or throw a wallet ... And all in the near future!
8. The year of the baby, a rattle and a diaper awaits you! To each his own test - birth, or upbringing ...
9. Love will decorate your days, they will become joyful. All life in winter, spring and summer will suddenly be illuminated by a wonderful light!
10. Now you will only get younger and prettier!
11. A lot of thrills and many adventures await you! However, everything will end well and your life will be beautiful.
12. A lot of household chores and household chores await you. But in love and personal life, everything will turn out fine!
13. Your appearance, hairstyle and style will change a lot very soon!
14. Perhaps you will find a rich sponsor and you will effectively enter the high society!
15. Very soon you will light up with a new creative work. However, don't burn your wings! Don't forget about your health!
16. A trip around the world awaits you!
17. Very soon you will meet your fate!
18. Strong and mutual love awaits you for life!
19. Any of your desires will certainly come true!
20. A year full of mysticism and mysteries awaits you!
romantic predictions.
1. Your significant other thinks that you are the coolest!
2. A romantic trip awaits you very soon.
3. Comprehensive love will turn you to a stormy and vibrant life.
4. Get ready for something exciting and solemn
5. Being carried away by your feelings, you will no longer feel the age.
6. Together with your soul mate you will meet the sunset.
7. The voice of the other half will be heard as music to your ears.
8. Your significant other will show their feelings.
9. A high-class romantic trip awaits you.
10. A special morning awaits you.
11. Something special is waiting for you.
12. You will become insanely happy.
13. You will smell the aroma of love.
14. You will live without looking back.
15. The day you meet will be the happiest of the year.
16. Your soul mate will be condescending to your actions.
17. You are perfect for each other.
18. Gentleman and lady are your leading roles this year.
19. Many wonderful moments of solitude await you.
20. A wonderful event awaits you and your soul mate very soon!
Children's predictions
1. After the 5th lesson, something joyful will happen.
2. Fairy of luck is waiting for you around the corner.
3. Parents are planning something joyful.
4. Listen to your parents and something good will happen.
5. One has only to want, as your wish will come true.
6. You will be in a great mood next week.
7. In the next lesson, the Smeshenka Fairy will fly to you.
8. Sunshine and smiles to you a big bag! 
9. Wait for a gift from a friend.
10. For a fun walk rainbow in the sky.
11. Tell a poem to your grandmother - to unexpected joy.
12. Tell your parents more often that you love them, and something wonderful will happen.
13. Your friends, sunbeam, smile and laughter are waiting for you!
14. A funny adventure is what will help you make peace with your girlfriend.
15. You will grow 2 cm by spring.
16. By spring, your sister's shoes will be just right for you.
17. Look around, and you will not miss the important.
18. Your relatives are the main allies against life's problems.
19. The dog waving his tail affably - to the top five.
20. Let luck accompany you, you study better than anyone!
21. Believe in miracles, laugh more often and dream.
22. Wait for gifts, because tomorrow there will be a mountain of them!
23. Tomorrow shopping right in the morning, mom will buy everything. Hooray!
24. Walk your paths and reach achievements.
25. Never be discouraged: have fun, strive, play!
In the process of preparing for the New Year holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but the New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.
You can hold fun contests, or you can make funny and comic predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. You will find them on this page. There will be short and funny predictions, in verse and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are a joke.
It is best to submit such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read predictions.
Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in life.
And even if the rooster is not migratory,
Vacation is waiting for you!
Don't expect much from the year
Enough love for you!
So that a wish come true in a year,
A promise must be kept!
Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times
From home to work and back!
Expect an increase in salary
Or in the family of replenishment!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year
And after that there will be only a binge with a hangover.
So friend don't you yawn
And improve your health!
This year will be full
Full of cases, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!
Find time for love
But just don't pass by.
Waiting for career growth not soon,
But things are going uphill!
Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
All the surprises you oversleep
Just don't blame us!
The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.
Your friends will not forget you next year. Don't forget the one who owes you money.
Next year all your problems will be gone. Because even they are bored with you...
Your life next year will be multifaceted, like a glass. Well, you understand…
Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your couch.
Next year you will understand that your inner core is an awl in the ass.
In the coming year, your body will decide for itself when to sleep, where to sleep and with whom to sleep. Don't contradict him - he knows best!
You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
If you get bored - sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.
The bad news is you'll put on weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.
From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace
You will spend your vacation at sea
You will warm your body and soul.
You will spend the whole amount, you will burn yourself five times,
You will gain six kilograms.
Smile always, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Fate will repay you for smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!
Either you eat, or you pump up,
Whether you sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will significantly increase your ass.
If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour
All dreams will come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!
Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love roofer!
If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
For big, big money.
If you go across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find money
You will spend it all on a spree
Go around for three miles
Hairdresser-talker:
Shreds, anyhow,
And cut off your ear!
We must forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise, you will
in crime reports.
"Dear Colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate business, and now is the time to relax, celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and if we did, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. For a whole year we worked hard, and if we didn’t make an effort, then we were still sleeping. For a whole year and every month we looked forward to our wages, and on that day none of us could sleep. We really deserve a holiday! Let us gain even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and let a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!
Noise and bustle in our departments
They never shut up.
The holiday is already underway
And we have a lot of work to do.
Left before the holiday
Just a little and a little bit
So guys, let's finish.
Back bend!
And may the year be happy
Leaning on food
Your charm and beauty in the new year are preparing a happy meeting for you.
After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year
Keep clean. Wash my hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get sick with contagious diseases.
If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
This month you will be unexpectedly visited by guests
Everything seems to have agreed - they will eat the refrigerator,
They will drink all the stocks of vodka, break the TV,
They will break all the dishes for you and leave traces in the kitchen.
This month, rather, you play the lottery
The prediction is - you will certainly be lucky
You just need to buy tickets, partially load into the tanker,
And partly in two carriages, the rest - in the plane.
This month they will lure you to the cottage to have some fun
Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue
You do not believe in these stories - you will be forced to work there
Sit better at home, drink beer at home!
Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruplets
And then the state will give you a huge apartment
An honorary flag in both hands and a buckskin horse!!!
This month the computer will not work as it should,
You hit the motherboard hard with your fist.
It won’t help - hit with a sledgehammer, kick the monitor ...
You will explain later to the authorities: “She was the first to start!”
This month the boss will get angry for no reason,
You tell him calmly, looking straight: "SAM GOAT!"
On top of the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,
Pull him like a hat you paper basket.
And relief will come: A long-tormented question
"Who will go under the reduction" -Finally resolved.
Tonight you will fall asleep at the threshold,
Forgetting to undress and undress
In the morning, do not judge yourself strictly:
The main thing is that you were able to wake up.
This month, decide to hijack the plane to the West,
But you can’t think of something to scare the pilots,
Read to them excerpts from today's newspaper, -
And they will fly to any country with you.
On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend at work,
You, without wasting a minute, call all the newspapers,
By informing the mobile boss in private ads,
Let then, the bore, know the salt of all incoming - free!
Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, comic at the table You definitely won't go to work this month,
What to go there in the morning when you want to sleep.
You will be forced there to try and work all day….
By the way, the money from the salary will never be enough for you.
This month you will definitely be invited to work
Ten large corporations, and perhaps even a hundred
You will steal all the secrets from great joy
Merge them with your competitors, and you will live richly!
Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss
And now everything that was not up to you depends on you,
Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.
Money can come in handy - do not spend it just like that.
This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea
Crocodiles, cough whales, birds sing there.
The savages dancing next to the soup are cooked here.
Ride the boat, bring your friends.
To feed all the hungry natives soon ..
This month they will suddenly ask for help with the housework,
Don't go shopping - groceries stink there
And no one taught you how to walk in a gas mask.
Don't let anyone Vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -
He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.
If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,
Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously, the money is there.
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