KVN
PERFORMANCE
TEAM
BREAKING
The hour has come, the clock has struck
And KVN has already begun
Team"Tryam - environmentalists"
Greetings to you all, friends!!!
And why "Tryam"?
Because we are creative, hard-working, clairvoyant (puts her hands up to her eyes like binoculars), youth.
BREAKING
Two planets meet, one another and says:
- Hey, girlfriend, something sucks for me lately.
- And what happened, everything seemed to be fine?
- Yes, you know, people got on me, I’ll probably die.
- Come on ... I had it out - nothing, I survived
BREAKING
STAGE in nature
They go out with backpacks, garbage is scattered on the floor
Oh look what a nightmare! That's how you treat nature! Let's take it all away
Clean up trash
And I'm so hungry, horror, let's organize a picnic!
They take food out of backpacks, eat, throw garbage on the floor
Yes, how much can you clean here!
BREAKING
From the latest biology textbook:
"Plants are very useful - they give off oxygen, which is vital for the combustion of fuel in a car."
BREAKING
Proof. Scientists have proven that the Earth is not round. According to their findings, she's dirty and gritting her teeth...
BREAKING
Almost the entire periodic table was discovered by ecologists in the Kiya River below school No. 12. The table was restored, dried and returned to the school.
BREAKING
Why is it impossible to pick mushrooms in Chernobyl?
They scatter...
BREAKING
The GRINPIS detachment came out against the logging workers, who felled hundreds of hectares of taiga forest with the help of the Druzhba saw. As a result of a short conflict, Friendship won.
BREAKING
One pike asks another:
What kind of gobies do you like - in oil or in tomato?
In oil.
Then we sail to the motor depot !!!
SONG
We came to KVN
To resolve the issue
Which one of us will win
Who will hang his nose.
But in other way
In such cases
We play KVN
Oh, save me, Allah!
Chorus:We want very much
For us to be lucky
But until victory
Still far
We're scared, we're scared
play in KVN
We want to win
Not to lose.
Hey buddy, don't be shy, ask a question
Answer quickly, and do not hang your nose!
Chorus: the same
HOMEWORK
2 grandmas come out to the song
1 b: Hello, Kolyanovna! Where was yesterday?
2 b: I went to a disco.
1 b: What's new to tell?
2 b: Yes, a new trick appeared at the disco: a DJ comes and starts telling a fairy tale, like about a bun, but the meaning is ecological. It is now, they say, relevant, cool that is!
1 b: Well, if it's cool, then tell me!
2 b: It happened today, in a local village that stands between a distillery and an oil depot. Somehow a poisonous cloud rose from them, and even descended on the village. Since then, strange things have appeared in our area, unprecedented, and unheard-of anomalies have begun to occur. Here is one of them:
1. Grandfather and grandmother are sitting on a bench. Grandfather wanted to eat and grandmother goes to cook a bun. He takes it out of the stove, sits down to rest and falls asleep with the grandfather.
Kolobok, taking advantage of this, runs away from home.
2. Gingerbread Man meets a Hare on the way. Seeing him, Kolobok gets scared and faints. The hare gives him first aid. Gingerbread Man thanks him and rolls on.
3. The wolf appears. Threatens Kolobok and takes money from him.
4. A hungry Bear comes out, trying to catch Kolobok. He turns around and runs away. The bear leaves with nothing.
5. Looking around, the Fox appears on the scene. Kolobok liked her at first sight. The fox rejects his advances and proudly walks away.
6. Upset Kolobok goes home. Grandfather and grandmother meet him and calm him down. (Everyone dances with the kolobok together).
Grandmas come out again:
1 b: Something I did not understand what the fairy tale is about? And what about ecology?
2 b: And this is best explained to you by the ecologists themselves!
Ecologists come out and comment on the fairy tale:
Due to the poor ecological situation in the village, irreparable changes have occurred with the animals, for example, the Hare (leaves).
The poor animal fell into the Kiya River, which is so polluted that he was forever brown and smelling of gasoline.
Now Wolf (exits). Animals have to fight for survival and get food, which is getting scarce in the forests, so they start using all kinds of innovative ways to get food and even engage in racketeering.
In winter, more and more bears-rods are found in the forests. This is due to the fact that some of them wake up from hunger, while others are awakened by hunters.
Foxes run around the village, looking for food in the garbage, and they are carriers of a dangerous disease - rabies! Foxes appear very similar in habits to dogs, but are they interspecific hybrids? Maybe fox dogs or dog foxes are already running in our village and forests? Who will show up tomorrow?
And, finally, Kolobok: chemically dangerous dough, runs, jumps, behaves inappropriately. And all why?
And all this is due to violations in nature! All this happens if a person is not attentive to nature, does not protect it. Remember, this will someday turn against all people on Earth.
Scenario "Environmental"
About ecology - in jest and seriously.
(song to the motive of "The Bremen Town Musicians")
The whole world is in our hands, it is controlled by people.
We want to know now what will happen to the world tomorrow.
We came to you for an hour. Hello. Bonjour, hello.
Everything we tell you now worries us for a long time.
Well, all together. Hang your ears.
We need to listen carefully.
Let me introduce myself: the environmental team of _______________ high school.
"Ekos" (turn the letters)
The Ekos propaganda team presents a modern super-blockbuster based on the fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" - "About ecology - in jest and seriously."
They fly away like a swarm of bees.
Music X-Files
The screen is moving.
it's time for lunch
No meat, no bread
No porridge with milk
grandma:
There is only water and flour
Together:
let's bake - like a kolobok.
But note that at the same time
What is water from the river
the one in which last summer
crayfish and fry died.
grandmother:
Because next to the river
The chemical plant flourished
And poisoned the water with poison
Throwing up capital.
And in flour a terrible secret -
grandmother-
There was a tangle of nitrates in it
Together:
Ugly and dangerous
It turned out to be a bun.
Kolobok:
And pitying grandfather and grandmother
At night I'm baking tears
And rushed off without looking back
Into the dark dark
Scary forest. (background music)
On the run swallowing tears
He ran down the path
Under the gnarled birch
He met an oblique.
The hare was a miserable mutant
And had twelve legs
He was all shabby, three-horned
Hare:
This age, alas, is cruel.
Kolobok:
Eat me soon buddy
Hare: God! with poison pie!
(Runs away)
A wolf and a bun run out.
Kolobok:
Eat me top soon
Look, I'm a bun
Wolf:
If I eat from diarrhea
I will die later my friend
I have so little left
Live in a ruined forest
Don't waste your time
And roll - look for the fox.
After all, as the fairy tale says
The fox should eat you.
I don't envy her
Hurt by people.
Kolobok:
Only at the end of the night
I found a fox in the forest
Scared very very
Seeing her beauty
Very sad girl
In a cucumber coat
The fox wept bitterly
Waiting for the end
And peace that is forever.
Fox:
must eat you, of course
but I can hardly
no teeth and no appetite
trouble with the environment
and almost killed
all natural environment...
you roll home sick
come back bun
albeit bitter but useful
people will learn a lesson.
loss. Well, you're terrible. Everyone runs behind the screen and hides behind it.
Everyone Comes Out: Song "Forgive the Earth"
People of the Earth!
What future do we choose for ourselves?
The disappearance of civilizations
Extermination of plants and animals
We choose
pure nature
Nation health
peaceful sky
Laughter and joy
And suddenly he sighed, as if alive!
And the continents whisper to me:
“You take care of us, take care!”
In the anxiety of groves and forests,
Dew on the grass, like a tear.
And the springs quietly ask:
“You take care of us, take care!”
The deep river is sad
“You take care of us, take care!”
The deer stopped his run:
“Be human, human!
We believe in you, don't lie
You take care of us, take care!”
I look at the globe - the globe of the earth,
So beautiful and dear
And lips whisper: “I won’t lie,
I will save you, I will save you!”
1. We told you a lot,
What is going on in our land.
The birds in the park became frightened,
Squirrels hide from people.
But we want to remind you again
That we have one path for all:
"We are human"! This means -
Let's save the planet Earth!
2. And let the birds sing everywhere,
Spring streams murmur
May there be many berries in the forests.
And there will be schools of fish in the rivers.
May the planet on which we live with you not know grief.
We are human. This means -
Let's save the planet Earth.
We are people. This means -
Let's save the planet Earth.
(song "Blue Bird")
EVERYTHING I HAVE
Music: V. Dobrynina
The world is not easy
not at all simple
You can't hide in it.
from storms and thunderstorms
You can't hide in it.
from winter storms
And from parting
from bitter separation
But apart from troubles
unwelcome troubles
There are stars in the world
and sunshine
There is a noise of foliage
and the warmth of the fire
people have
Forgive the earth
Look, here again black smoke floats in the sky over the taiga
Day and night, under the roar of cars, we crush our earth,
Like we're on a foreign planet
The explosion reared the rock, suddenly the water from the stream left.
Mother Earth, hour after hour, shaking us in her arms,
How could you know where your trouble is
Sorry Earth! We're still growing.
Forgive your children for everything, for everything.
Believe Earth, people will find ways
Save you, save yourself.
Look for at least two thousand years, fly to the farthest star,
And in an unthinkable distance, we are another such Earth
We will never find it anywhere.
The earth is now in the grass, then in the snow The earth, where the dawn is half the sky,
Every day and every hour We are indebted to you,
Forgive the foolish children, Earth
Chorus 3 times
I am talking about the fact that the whole earth is our common home.
I’m also talking about the fact that they want to set fire to this house,
They want trouble to come to us, so that life disappears forever.
The earth does not sleep, and every day
Looking into the eyes of her children
Looks into the eyes of you and me
And you and I can't be silent.
I am talking about the fact that this house is dear to all of us,
Our kind house, spacious house, we all live in it from birth.
I’m also talking about the fact that we must save our house,
Let's prove that it is not in vain that the earth hopes for us.
The theme of ecology occupies, in our opinion, an insufficiently large place in KVN - but still more than in the official Russian media, especially television. Environmental topics are presented in the Russian press more than poorly. As monitoring of publications on environmental issues in the federal media has shown, the state-owned Rossiyskaya Gazeta writes not about the problems and “sick” topics of the country's ecology, but about various international events with environmental issues. The same can be said about federal TV channels. Only the opposition media and the semi-“yellow” “MK” and “KP” periodically try to stir up public opinion and influence the situation in this area, which is objectively very unfavorable.
And here - for comparison - one of the first jokes of the KVN revived at the time of glasnost: - Epigraph: “Oh, how rich Russian nature is in the quantity and quality of waste”(MCTI). Joke from the early 1990s: - Novosibirsk has bad ecology... but it's not Novosibirsk's fault that it is surrounded by Russia on all sides!("June 31" (Novokuznetsk)). In the 1990s, they generally joke about the environmental problems of individual regions: chemical and metallurgical production, in particular, plants in Chelyabinsk, Cherepovets, the production of Naberezhnye Chelny, etc. and how their activities affect the environment.
Since the early 2000s, jokes about the poor state of the environment have begun to take on a local "Moscow" character: KVN players from all regions of Russia prefer to tell the Moscow public - the audience and the jury - about what they think is close to this public: about the state ecology of Moscow and Moscow region.
Particularly enjoyed:
a) Khimki: It just so happened in Khimki that schoolchildren do not study chemistry, it is absorbed from childhood, with mother's milk ...("Own people" (Khimki)); Song about Khimki: I’ll get off at the far station - mushrooms to the waist!(ROSNOU (Moscow)); - Dolgoruky? Yes, Pyotr Alekseevich. - Hello, Yuri Mikhailovich. I want to build a city in the swamps and call it by my own name: St. Petersburg! - Stop. Let's be more modest. Name Byvshebolotinsk, Oknovevropyevsk, Podyadsfinlyandyevsk, finally... Is there evaporation from swamps? - Eat. - Name Khimki!" (“Ungold Youth” (Moscow));
b) Moscow River: Three-eyed perch and carp with a leg, Winged carp and hairy bream... Moskva River, take me with you...(TGNGU (Tyumen)); Yesterday, a cigarette butt thrown into the Moscow River burned 7,000 cubic meters of water.("STEPiCo" (Novosibirsk)); - And what a river we have! Here my grandson became interested in photography - this is how he develops the film right in this river. Beauty!!!(ROSNOU (Moscow)); Yesterday, an experienced fisherman Vasily caught a carp from the Moscow River. Moreover, the fact that this is exactly a crucian, Vasily realized only after the crucian himself introduced himself("STEPiKO" (Novosibirsk));
c) certain districts of Moscow and the Moscow region: Garbage wind, smoke from the chimney, The cry of nature, the laughter of Satan - And all because we are shooting Khrushchev together in the Kapotny area(“Ordinary People” (Moscow)).
However, there are many jokes about such "sick" - especially polluted - places of the Russian Federation, such as, Lake Baikal: - The problem of environmental pollution is being successfully solved: the Katun, the Ob Sea, Baikal - these are the stages of the difficult journey!(NSU), Volga river: - Mosfilm "Volga-Volga" painted. - That's news to me too. In Samara, a pulp and paper mill has been painting the Volga for 20 years, the catfish has already left the river, and with its own feet("SOK", Samara); industrial production and its waste in Cherepovets: Green Party activists took the director of the Cherepovets chemical plant by the gills("Sportivnaya Station" (Moscow).
On environmental topics, like Russian ones, KVN players from other countries, for example, Ukraine, also joke: - Summer is vacation time. For those wishing to relax on the Black Sea, the Ministry of Health will offer a new model of bathing suits with built-in treatment facilities(DGU).
More global problems of mankind - power generation at nuclear power plants, storage and processing of nuclear waste- also reflected in KVN games, although not enough, in our opinion: It is planned to earn $ 30 billion from the storage of nuclear waste, but other, more advanced creatures will rejoice at this money. (BGU (Minsk)); From a meeting with a diver: - The most amazing fauna in the Kursk Sea. - Where? - In the Kursk Sea. Well, that's what the local population calls the artificial reservoir that cools the third reactor of the nuclear power plant.("PriMa" (Kursk)).
The global threat of an environmental catastrophe did not go unnoticed by KVNshchikov: Scientists managed to decipher the message of aliens to earthlings. Earthlings, you are in great danger, do not pollute the Earth: we still have to live on it! (" ChP" (Minsk)).
Food- their quality, composition, degree of naturalness and, in accordance with this - environmental friendliness- KVN workers also did not leave aside.
a) food quality. Leading here McDonald's, which, on the one hand, officially in Russia it is impossible to criticize, because it makes a profit and is lobbied by the world's financial tycoons, and on the other hand, it is the epitome of unhealthy eating. Again, KVN turns out to be the only platform on federal TV channels where you can publicly criticize the quality of the food offered at McDonald's: Advertising: fun and an ulcer - at McDonald's!(Team of the CIS-2003); - Sacrifice, pagan rites, the challenge of Satan. Typical weeks at McDonald's(Team of the Interuniversity League (Nizhny Novgorod)). They joke in KVN about the consequences of food in this “restaurant” for the figure: McDonald's ruined the career of a window thief.("Blender", Arkhangelsk).
Next comes another product of the fast food system - shawarma. While doctors and sanitary epidemiologists are sounding the alarm about the dubious quality and origin of meat in shawarma, as well as its carcinogenicity, journalists either openly ignore these facts, or pass off this culinary product as an essential element of the modern city dweller's diet and an attribute of the modern catering system. KVN is one of the few sources where you can hear critical reviews about shawarma: Attention! Song! Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta, we bring with us a cat, a siskin, a dog, Petka-buffoon, a monkey, a parrot, that's the company ... has become a culinary guide for shawarma sellers. ("Purga" (Khimki))
Belyash and chebureks also get regularly from Moscow railway stations: - For conducting experiments on living people, the Hague Tribunal demanded the closure of the cheburechnaya at the Kursk bus station("PriMa" (Kursk)).
There are whole scenes about unsanitary conditions in the preparation of this specific “fast food”, for example, in the team “Astana. Kz”, but due to the indescribable humor, we will confine ourselves to retelling in words: in the program “Culinary duel”, a shawarma seller from the Kazansky railway station answered the host’s question: “What do you have here?” chases a cockroach running through the product, kills it and says: "It's nothing!".
Next in frequency is the criticism by KVN workers of the quality of food in general, in particular, they ridicule composition of products, including harmful additives: - Hear, men! Help with Fanta! That's it: sodium sulfide, cyclopendranpenhydropenandrene and sodium carbonate, right? With whom is it more fun, with whom exactly?("County town" (Chelyabinsk-Magnitogorsk)); I am a lilac, ripe, garden plum /…/ and I… (a long list of chemicals follows) -marks - together we are NATURAL JUICE!(“Ungold Youth” (Moscow)).
Lots of jokes about Chinese instant noodles and its constituent components: - The third task is the original design of the dish. - I laid out the picture "Mona Lisa" with fruits on the cake. - We also have a picture. This is "Ivan the Terrible kills his son." - But this is Doshirak. - The key word here is kill.("Ordinary people" (MPEI, Moscow))
Another twist on the theme of the ecology of the daily existence of Russians is the quality of drinking water: - Hello, the program "Test Purchase" is on the air. Let me remind you that we do not cooperate with any manufacturer. Today we will test tap water taken from different parts of Moscow. We sent samples for examination, numbering, without naming the area where we took it from. Let's hear what the experts have to say. - All gasoline of very high quality, and under numbers 5 and 7, a very high octane number, can be poured into the reactor.(Team GUU (Moscow))
Oksana Ponomareva
Ecological scene "Water is the main miracle on Earth"
Losing a melody "Visiting a fairy tale".
losing "Exit of the King" percussion and the king enters. Looked a bit and sat on the throne.
Tsar: Oh, what a bore, tired of everything.
ABOUT! I’ll call my sons, and I’ll order them something like that, let them think with their little thoughts, throw them away.
Servants, send your sons to me!
Losing a melody "Good Guys"
(3 sons enter, walk in a circle, stand next to the throne and bow to the king).
sons: Called, father?
Tsar: My sons, get ready, equip yourself, and go on the road.
I give you a year! By earth - like Mother, yes, stay in people and bring me miraculous. Go!
Losing a melody "Traveler" (Sons take bags, go around the circle and leave).
It's time for them to return to their father's nest.
Losing a melody "Parent House"
(The king sits on the throne, the sons pass the circle with gifts and stop at the throne).
sons: Our father, with a bow to you, we returned from a long journey.
Tsar: Kohl returned, then please your father.
son first: Father, I brought you gold and silver.
Look how it glitters.
Can anything compare to this brilliance? Here it is, Miracle!
Tsar: Yes, what is it? Miracle? My treasury is full of such gold and silver.
Second son: Father, I brought you precious stones, look how they shimmer in the sun, not like gold and silver. Is not it Miracle?
Tsar: And in my treasury are chests full of gems.
And they don't make me happy.
(The third son brought ordinary water and the brothers began to laugh at him.)
Tsar: Well, why did you bring me plain water?
Losing a melody "Traveler"
third son: .
While I wandered around the wide world, that's what happened to me happened: (the magic mirror shows images of the traveler, drought and fire).
I met a traveler on the way, he was tormented by thirst.
For a sip of water, he was ready to give me all his jewelry.
I gave him clean water to drink.
And another time I saw a drought. Forests and fields perished.
Only the rain saved them.
And I saw the fire. It was terrible. The fire spared nothing and no one.
Only water saved. I understood that water more precious than any wealth.
Losing a melody "Volga"
Tsar: I lived a lot in the world, but you gave me a good lesson, my son!
And the king declared the water the biggest miracle on earth.
He ordered in his royal decree to save water, not to pollute water bodies.
And to this day Water is the greatest miracle on Earth.
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Summary of the lesson "Friendship is the main miracle in the world!" Purpose: The formation of positive interpersonal relationships and the development of moral culture among students (the ability to make friends, cherish friendship.) Tasks:.
Synopsis of an integrated lesson on ecology for children of senior preschool age "The symbol of life on Earth is water!" Author: Makhortova Marina Nikolaevna, educator MBDOU kindergarten of combined type No. 5 "Lily of the valley" Integration of educational areas:.
"Bad Fishing" Ecological scene Leading / against the backdrop of calm music / Summer morning, the river calmly carries its waters. Silence. Fog spreads over the river. It was quiet in the river.
Ministry of Education and Science of the Samara Region NOU "Interregional Institute of Additional Professional Education". Final.
Speech at the teachers' council "Natural miracle water!" The water flowed, The spring roared, Captivated by the young play, So that a man would come, snuggle up And quench his thirst with water. NOW, more than ever.
Synopsis of experimental activities in the senior group "Water, water - water all around" PROJECT OF EXPERIMENTAL ACTIVITIES IN THE SENIOR GROUP ON THE TOPIC "WATER, WATER AROUND WATER" Prepared by the educator: Starodubtseva V.
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In the fall, she composed questions for schoolchildren at KVN on ecology. With answers, of course
The names of this stage are different for everyone. For some, this is a warm-up, for others, a blitz contest ...
I will just have
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS on KVN on ECOLOGY
1 question:
The old wisdom says that you cannot enter the same river twice. You cannot enter the modern river even once. Why?
Answer:
Because you can walk out of a modern river with oil-colored skin, nickel-colored hair, gasoline-colored eyes, and an updated vocabulary - in short, one person came in and a completely different person came out. So sometimes it's better not to enter at all.
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2. Question:
Why is Norway, which, like us, has oil reserves, actively encourages the purchase of electric vehicles, while we do not?
Answer:
Because good roads will have to be built for electric vehicles, and then out of the two well-known troubles - fools and bad roads - only one trouble will remain in Russia. And she will be too conspicuous.
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*** By the way!
Increasingly, the main polluters are not factories, but the usual “cute” cars. Please tell the children about this - let them appreciate bicycles, and if they strive for cars, then immediately - for electric ones.
For example, some people consider St. Petersburg a city of palaces and museums, others - a city of factories and smoking chimneys.
So this city
“... in 2013 it was recognized as one of the most polluted cities in Russia... Only Norilsk and Moscow are ahead of St. Petersburg in terms of air pollution. Cars are the main source of pollution, accounting for 85.9% of emissions.”
It was a quote from Wikipedia,
article "Ecology of St. Petersburg".
Draw conclusions and do something else - for yourself, for the place where you live, and for the whole planet as a whole.
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3. Question:
Contrary to the tempting appeal “Take everything from life!”, We believe that taking everything from life is not worth it. Why?
Answer:
Because there is a lot of dirty, greasy and environmentally harmful things in life.
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4. Question:
Why are odd-looking fruits and vegetables more and more common?
Answer:
We will answer with the words of Mikhail Zhvanetsky - what they fertilized, then it grew.
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5. Q:
Animals, which are few, are listed in the Red Book. The question is - where do they bring animals, which are many?
Answer:
In the Book of tasty and healthy food, as well as in other collections of culinary recipes.
(According to a quote by Faina Ranevskaya - E.Sh.)
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6. Q:
Before the advent of digital technology, there was such a joke: if a camera falls into the river, then in an hour it will be caught with the film already developed. Question: what will happen if a modern camera falls into the river?
Answer:
What is film? Joke. Correct answer - …. (I did not invent it, but perhaps the children will invent it - E.Sh.)
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- I still have it - I advise you to look, it is quite possible to use it in the ecological KVN as homework, for example.
- Taking and running away is a bad idea, it harms both you and the harmony of the planet.
- Therefore, stay for 5 minutes and write in the comments, please, your feedback and your answers on this topic.
