When I'm on a date, I roll my hips
Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
Summing up, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities ...
and also my friend (and at the same time a colleague) and I dug up funny nominations on the Internet and handed certificates and diplomas to everyone ...
I decided to post it here, because almost everyone was taken from different sources ..... maybe it will come in handy for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard for 8 hours a day, then in time you will become a boss and get the right to work 12 hours a day.
In nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded ...... (handed over to a sales representative who, with NG, will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor).
2. You can’t give everything to everyone, because there are many of everyone, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she gets through it. In nomination "Dreaming" awarded ...... (warehouse manager)
3. "Shouldn't I go to work?" - he thought ... and did not go. But he doesn't think so. "Thank God you came" rewarded ..... (a driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination "Positive attitude" the most cheerful and positive person in the firm is awarded. (sales representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And it's already enough
Listen to her ringing laughter
You will have fun.
In nomination "Antidepressant" rewarded .... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite the crazy traffic jams, world cataclysms, the fall of the dollar and the rise in prices for gold and beer, it will appear in the right place and at the right time. In nomination "In step with the times" is awarded ... (forklift driver, it was the most difficult thing for them to come up with, so just a general nomination that does not characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In nomination "A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle", awarded ... (handed over to the girl Trade representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her with tea, offer to drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembly tablecloth" rewarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t really imagine yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" rewarded ... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion is contrary to the opinion of the boss ... In the nomination "Speaker, voice of the people" awarded (handed over to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and distraction.
He is always and everywhere late, but
always and everywhere in time, although his
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In nomination "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" rewarded ... (they gave the head of the transport department. This is straight about him, he always shied away somewhere, and then pretends to have been working all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of his hand, any office equipment will "clog" in work. In the nomination "Master of Golden Pens", is awarded (they gave it to our operator, this one will certainly always fix everything. Once he saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is always possible to find out from her what number who did what in the company, why it is what is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell stories from the history of the company. In nomination "Tradition Keeper", awarded (handed over to the Trade representative, she is one of those who have been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the most, most calm voice of the company, communication with him brings you into a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded .... (handed over to the calmest driver).
15. This is the most, most ... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our clever, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult tasks! In the nomination "Uma Chamber", is awarded (they handed it to the manager, they also somehow couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In nomination "How hard it is to be God" is awarded (given to the General Director).
17. He makes an unreasonable contribution to the work of our firm, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (handed over to the second driver of the loader, it was also difficult to pick him up).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hit on the road. The business of the driver is to drive the car, and not to play with statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (handed over to the driver)
19. Engaged in self-manifestation on a daily basis - he works hard and thoroughly. Not everything is gold that lies badly, but everything that works well is gold! In nomination "Proved himself - fix" awarded ... (handed over to the driver)
Comic nominations for a corporate party
First of all, you can mark the important people of the company and come up with interesting titles for the director and his deputies, chief accountant, heads of departments:
"I will lead the parade"
It's about the head of the company. You can award a leader with a certificate for intelligence, for business qualities, for skillful leadership, etc.
"A penny saves a ruble"
Of course, according to the characteristics, the chief accountant will win. Who, if not he, is responsible for the effective use of funds.
"First violin"
In this nomination, the Deputy Director for Finance (Head of the Financial Department) can win. The playing of the orchestra depends on it.
You can come up with nominations based on the characteristics and behavior of employees, and use lines from songs, set expressions, catchphrases to name the awarded positions:
"In step with the times"
The winner is the one who is never late for anything, always in the right place and at the right time.
"A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle"
The most attentive, noticing employee of the company will get a prize in this nomination.
"Musketeer"
Always support and help, guided by the famous motto.
“I am writing to you, what more?”
The prize is awarded to the one who most actively uses any available means of communication (e-mail, ICQ, SMS, etc.) and prefers to resolve all issues by correspondence.
"Uma Chamber"
You can always ask for advice on any, even the most difficult, issue.
"They only dream of peace"
Energy - more than enough, does not sit still. Moreover, he prefers not to sit still, he gathers a group of colleagues in the company.
"Tradition Keeper"
He knows the history of the company, its traditions and its legends best of all, he will get the victory in this category.
"Hidden reserves"
The title will go to one of the promising newcomers.
Character traits, personal properties of people can be emphasized simply: "Mr / Miss ....":
"Mr. (or Miss) Antistress"
"Mr. (or Miss) Charm" or "Mr. (or Miss) Smile"
"Mr. (or Miss) Responsiveness"
"Mr. Cheerful", "Miss Laughter"
"Mr. (or Miss) Curiosity (or maybe Curiosity?)"
These and similar nominations speak for themselves. Not entirely comic, but quite suitable for an announcement at a corporate party, by the way, they allow you to see how a person is perceived by the team.
"Tea Ceremony Master"
On the one hand, the winner in the nomination can be a colleague who takes frequent tea breaks. It turns out a reward with a hint. On the other hand, a person who knows and observes the traditions of tea drinking can work for you. Then the title is a recognition of unusual knowledge and ability to put into practice.
"In Apple pie order"
The title can be obtained by a person who succeeds in everything and always. She has almost everything one could dream of. And if something else is not there, no one doubts it will be.
"Golden Pens"
Whoever has everything “burning in his hands”, everything is “repaired” by itself.
Nominations can be created based on professional affiliation:
"Fighter of the invisible front"
About a good system administrator who ensures the smooth operation of computers.
"Swiss Precision"
Nomination suitable for accountants.
"Time is money", "Money in the morning - chairs in the evening"
Such titles are suitable for bank employees who issue loans.
"Miss Light Hand", "Specialist in the colors of life", "But we have our own alphabet"
These and other nominations are for doctors (in this case, a nurse, a pediatrician and an ophthalmologist, respectively).
Posted On 12/26/2017
Soon, namely on December 13, the branch of our company in another city will be 10 years old!
And the director decided to morally encourage the employees of the branch.
To do this, he gave me the task - to come up with nominations for awarding certificates of honor to all employees who have been working for many years, or more than others.
The diplomas themselves with branding will be invented by the system administrator, and I will have to come up with only the text.
To be honest, I did not know where to start - I had never done such a thing before.
And I have never seen the people about whom I will have to come up with a text, maybe I only talked to some of them on the phone.
Complicating the matter was that it was necessary to invent comic nominations.
Well, how do you know if a person will be offended by my attempts to come up with something funny or have fun from the heart?!
To cope with this task, I demanded from the cashier (he is also a type of personnel officer) characteristics for each employee who will be at the corporate party. There were 10 people in total - not so much. It's easier - you need to break your head less!
So, on the 20th day of my thoughts, this is what I had:
1. Branch manager.
In the nomination "Native Mother" Surname First Name Patronymic, the authorities of the "city" patrimony are awarded.
It is known that the boss is always right - it is human to err. Our Name Patronymic is a real boss: always right!
A real woman should
1).Plant a garden;
2).Build a house;
3). Raise children.
Name Patronymic real woman! And the result is in front of everyone!
2. Sales representative(daughter of branch manager)
In the nomination "Apple from an apple tree" is awarded
Folk wisdom - everything good in a child comes from the parents. All bad things come from mother and father.
Name Patronymic - one hundred percent daughter of her mother: a creative person, a bright woman, an indispensable worker!
Joking nominations. Certificates of honor for awarding at a corporate party or graduation party
Senior operator
Surname Name is awarded in the nomination "Magic Wand".
Nothing is more contagious for operators than the laughter of the Chief Operator!
And if God wanted us to think only with our heads, he would have made us koloboks. The name is not a bun: she thinks with her heart to maximize sales!
4.Operator
In the nomination "With the world on a string" the First Name Last Name is awarded.
The name is a true lady. She creates such conditions under which a man (especially a male buyer) has only one thing left - to be a gentleman ... and buy whatever she asks!
5. Accountant-cashier (aka personnel officer)
In the nomination "War by war - dinner on schedule" is awarded
The name leads a healthy lifestyle: find breakfast yourself, take half of his lunch from a friend, and take dinner from the enemy.
Nothing kills the desire to work as much as a salary. And the Name gives out this salary ... But twice a month it is excusable to “kill the desire to work”!
6. Driver
In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" is awarded
A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hit on the road.
Business of the driver to drive the car, but not to be amused by statistics!
The name is very fond of work. Quite often, important words can be heard from the Name (he says them into the phone): Do not overshadow my bright holiday: do not call me at work!
7. Operator
In the nomination "Dreaming" is awarded
Dreams are plans in the mind, and plans are dreams on paper.
This nomination is a big hint for the male gender. For beauty and harmony The name is a constant temptation for all men who are in close proximity to a promising employee.
It is impossible to give everything to everyone, because there are many of all, but only few.
8. Warehouse picker
In the nomination "Mystery shrouded in darkness ..."
The most mysterious employee in the team - no one knows what she is so drawn to work, and why such a zeal for the labor process.
If you don't know, shut up! You know - shut up! – Suggested motto Name on the subject. And only on this issue - in other cases she is a very sociable young girl, which all her colleagues can confirm.
9. Warehouse picker
Surname Name
The name is engaged in the manifestation of itself daily - it works hard and thoroughly.
Not everything is gold that lies badly, but everything that works well is gold!
There are such seconds when minutes decide everything and it lasts for hours.
This is how the working day goes by Name - and it lasts for hours ...
10. Cleaning lady
Name
The name is the only employee who knows and actively uses the cherished formula: cleanliness, this is pure mass for pure volume.
No other worker can boast of such knowledge, which does honor and inspires respect for this smart and economic woman!
It seems that everything turned out and not boring, but not quite fun either - this is a moral encouragement, but it should be at least a little serious.
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Nomination "Pride of the company"
For high performance in work, energy and many years of selfless work in the Company
Nomination "Golden Fund of the Firm"
(for those employees who stood at the origins of the founding of the company)
For high professionalism and personal contribution to the formation and development of the Firm
Nominated for Outstanding Performance
For conscientious work in the Company and a high level of professionalism
Nomination "Valuable Employee"
For high-quality performance of their duties, talent and devotion to the Company
Nomination "High start"
For high performance, perseverance in achieving goals and taking professional heights
Nomination "Hope of the company"
For purposefulness, improvement of one's professional and educational level in the Company
Nomination "Stability is a sign of mastery"
For not indifferent and responsible performance of their duties, diligence and devotion to the Company
Nomination "For Vigilance"
(for security guards, teams of security and control services)
For impeccable service in maintaining security and tranquility on the territory of the enterprise and protecting the material assets of the Company
Nomination "For the best financial situation"
(for example, to the staff of the department of labor and wages, accounting, financial department, etc.)
For many years of conscientious work and stable financial performance
Nomination "For excellent environmental situation" (joking)
(for example, for cleaners)
For many years of impeccable work, for the purity of "mores", relationships and the cleanliness of retail (or office) space
To the smartest employee (joking)
For energy, perseverance, cheerful disposition and high performance
To an employee with many children (joking)
For discovering ways to improve the demographic situation
An employee who overfulfills the plan (comic)
For consistency, perseverance and accuracy in the implementation of the five-year plan for 3 years
For movers, freight forwarders (joking)
For multi-ton, selfless work and work on carrying / transporting heavy loads to the most appropriate places
A corporate party doesn't have to be boring. If the leader of the holiday cannot provide employees with fun and laughter, it is better not to start this holiday at all.
Competitions have already been prepared, the team members have sorted out their costumes.
NOMINATIONS FOR EMPLOYEE AWARDS
But the party manager must also take care of the rewards for the winners.
We'll have to draw up nominations for rewarding cool employees for the new year and any other holiday.
Comic nominations for a corporate party for employees
Options for comic certificates for corporate parties are selected depending on:
competitions;
company activities;
topics of the event (New Year's party, employee's anniversary, early implementation of the plan).
There are many reasons for corporate events. For the award nomination, you need to improvise a small stage or a pedestal, and decorate the walls with balloons, ribbons and posters.
Be sure to prepare musical accompaniment. It is best to find out in advance from each nominee his favorite melody and use it when awarding.
You can order comic diplomas and certificates at any printing company. Such an award will be better than a box of chocolates or a bottle of champagne, as it will remain with the nominee forever and will remind you of a fun and noisy corporate party for a long time.
What can be nominations for rewarding employees?
"Best Paparazzi of the Year"- each participant will need to take a funny photo on the phone within 5 minutes.
For the victory in the intellectual competition, you can assign the title "He surpassed Burda himself". And the loser in this competition will get a nickname "Natural Blond".
nomination "Best Mom of the Year" you can give it to an employee who often leaves work early to pick up a child from kindergarten or take her to music.
Suitable for the most capricious colleague "License to exercise whims".
Name "Real Man" any representative of the stronger sex of the company can apply.
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Nominations and nominees.
Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not joking)))!
Here I described how the medal itself is quick and easy to make. But after all, a medal can be awarded not only for opening champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, but their announcement enlivens the atmosphere and concentrates the attention of the whole company so much that it is possible to build the whole holiday on only one nomination of competitions that were not even held.
Even presenting real awards is not always such a success.
To whom do we give and for what reason?
- at a birthday or other holiday of one person (enrolling in school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving a Nobel Prize, publishing the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, winning a dog show, etc.) we hand only to this person, the hero of the occasion;
- at a celebration of several people (a team's victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we award all these people the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);
- February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men without exception (check a hundred times that no one has been forgotten. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (useful for unexpected guests as well). But! Here you need to make one form and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting.Everyone will be waiting, but what is invented for him?
What do we write?
Comic nominations of competitions and texts on medals.
By family ties:
- The best mother (daughter, grandmother, aunt)
- The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)
- The eldest beloved daughter, the youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)
By profession:
- The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)
- The most beloved teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the name of the traffic police now?)
- The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)
(Here it’s not necessarily literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: cutting your neighbor’s hair is already the best stylist, managed to run to the bus – well, you are a tough athlete)
By positions:
— The most democratic boss, employee, accountant
- The most greedy chief accountant
— The most flexible executive employee
- The most economic supply manager
Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word "most" - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.
By actions:
- I'm the best ... gave a chair to my neighbor (I screwed in the light bulb, I blow smoke rings, I make reports)
- I am the fastest ... I know how to paint lips (I find a mobile in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), I count without a calculator)
The same, but for kids:
- I am the fastest ... ate porridge (fell asleep in the afternoon)
- I'm the best ... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)
For schoolchildren, I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understood the idea, you will come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:
— Miss curly curls
— Miss most beautiful bows
Our protection and support
- Our Keeper of Secrets
- The most intelligent (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)
- The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)
By hobbies and cute features:
- World News Reading Star
- World-class maestro in playing on the nerves
— Our personal astrologer (for a lover of horoscopes)
- Fashion item (for a trendy item))
– Our best florist (who loves to mess around with bouquets)
- Our Sukhomlinsky (lover of education)
— Young Michurinets (cottagers of any age)
- Student of Bill Gates (to someone who is well versed - or thinks he is well versed - in computer programs)
- Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. This would be me by default))
- Almost Hitchcock (to a horror movie fan)
- Snow Queen (to the most prickly lady)
- Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)
Comic nominations and their winners:
- The winner of the nomination "The lady checked in the luggage" (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for a lover of a bunch of bags, packages, shopping bags))
- The winner of the nomination "Here's someone down the hill" (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or likes hiking in the mountains, or ski resorts)
– Winner of the nomination “You fooled me, you fooled me” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))
- Winner of the nomination "On a small raft" (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)
- Winner of the nomination "I will drive a bicycle for a long time" (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cyclists)
- The winner of the nomination "I'll send him to ..." (from the song of Lolita. To a lover of rough abuse of any sex)
- The winner of the nomination "Orientation - North" (from another song by Lolita. To a person somehow connected with the word "north": he lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of the Northern bus station (once there was such a , and our student hostel was nearby), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.
- The winner of the nomination "You got drunk, like a pig" (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. Do NOT hand this medal, but show it in advance and announce that it is, and if at the end of the evening there will be a candidate for it , then he will publicly receive it.But you hope that it will not come to this)
For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and include each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes, while a person goes to get a medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at home-made holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out the roughness and create pleasant musical pauses when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.
I remind you: how to make a medal, I described in detail in this article. If you do not fit on the medal both the text and the picture, leave one thing, but in any case, announce the text and the nomination aloud: you, after all, have an award ceremony))
Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations for competitions for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case it will be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will go to waste in space. And we need to hook people here on earth))
Wishing you bright nominations and nominees,
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The best diploma to cheer up your friends for graduation! + photo
My friend had a graduation, he was graduating as a lawyer! And I decided to please him with such an original playful diploma of a cunning lawyer.
I bought it in the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. It is smaller than a real diploma. But it is comfortable and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a red diploma, it says “Issued with honors”, so even if you didn’t study at the university, then at least here you can be in the role of an excellent student, and therefore your friend’s positive mood is guaranteed 100%.
This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently rate your friend for comic items, such as: “For cunning and resourcefulness”, “For the ability to forget about money and prestige , and act according to conscience”, “For kindness and cheerfulness” and other similar nominations.
So I advise everyone such original and interesting souvenirs!
Nominations for a comic award at a corporate party
Rewarding, as a rule, fits into some corporate theme, being a cheerful and positive end to the official part of the entertainment program.
I looked at the experience of mankind on the Internet in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate parties and realized that everything is somehow fragmented and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for us to take advantage of these achievements.
I will try to correct and somehow name the main directions of cheerful encouragement of employees.
For a fun reward, do not forget to put a photographer at the stage and ask each employee to pose for a couple of seconds in front of the camera. The pictures are memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle in the best outfit.
Accessories for nominees
It was very effective. The glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.
Ready-made sets can contain from 4 to 30 items, you can find them on the theme of the holiday or just “about the birthday”. Photos are always spectacular, as guests with them accessories behave more relaxed. Apparently, it seems to them that they somehow covered themselves)).
Mr, Miss and Mrs...
Such nominations are suitable for the case when the office staff just dressed up and gathered at the festive table. The scenario is uncomplicated and entertaining, and the award is a way of presenting a memorable souvenir. What can be offered here?
Mr/Ms/Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Sophistication, Grace, Soul of the company, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Riddle, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Dreamer, Dreamer.
There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). Also Miss Compromise.
You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister“I’m busy”, “Call me back”, “Monday again!”, “I overslept ...”, “The horses die from work”, “I’ll go smoke”, “There’s such a traffic jam in Leningradka ...”, “It’s hard to be a god”, "War is war, lunch is on schedule."
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again”, “Who has a chocolate bar”, “All men are their own ..”, “All women are like women, and I am a princess.”
Comic rewarding of employees - "New professions"
These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot be in your team, but the employees have proven themselves in this way (do not forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):
- Head physician (he always has advice on the treatment of any ailment and a full box of medicines)
- Make-up artist (does her own make-up and does makeup for everyone else)
- Master of the tea ceremony (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
- Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (liquidated the consequences in difficult situations)
- Psychotherapist (they may have articles by a programmer, affectionately explaining to each employee individually why the base does not work)
- The best chef or buffet specialist (this is a must-have in every team - I quickly ran to the supermarket and arranged a banquet at the highest level)
- Super model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
- Taster of the Year (this person tries sweets, dryers on everyone’s tables, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a connoisseur of office smells)
- Nail stylist (feels like she does this all day)
- Political commentator (well, the one who is outraged from the very morning with the results of the elections, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the couple Pugacheva and Galkin)
- Privy Councilor (oh... scary person...)
- Traveler of the year (for some reason, he VERY often has vacations ... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
- Mafia of the Year (awarded by a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room, led by Legally Blonde)
I have no doubt that you, looking at your colleagues, will come up with something else ...
Hobby nominations
Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.
You can add the word "Best ...". Or "Most", "Avid", "Desperate".
Dry Gnawer, Coffee Maker, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Social Media Goddess, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Admirer), Long Distance Runner (Courier), Short Distance Runner (that's anyone with the "take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - in headphones and without), Bird talker (no comment ...).
Using phrases from songs and movies
Since last year, the nomination “Oh, my God, what a man” has appeared. Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, my dear accountant". The nomination "Where are your 17 years" award carefully - maximum, 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him sing himself), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask for leave), “A poet’s dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “King, it’s nice meet, king”, “I am all so sudden”, etc. The essence, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it's easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and reward.
Smarties and smarties
Here we have the Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called Kinder Surprise, Breakthrough of the Year and Simply Genius (the last nomination is awarded for successfully solving math problems for grade 6 for the son of the head of the department or solving crossword puzzles).
Presentation of diplomas
It is difficult for me to give universal reasons for rewarding your employees with comic diplomas, the specifics of the office work are very important here, but the approximate direction is as follows:
- for the successful selection of the color of nail polish for the interior of the office
- for a clear understanding of the task from the third time
- for a creative approach to a paper jammed printer
- for a very attentive attitude to the details ... clothes of the secretary
- for understanding by lips the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from TV reports and their daily scoring
- for the kind words she says to her computer every morning when it boots up
- for alternative coverage of traffic jams, which special services, radio and Internet are not aware of
- for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on the performance of official duties for a long time
- for good awareness of the personal lives of employees
- for the ability to communicate in all known social networks
- for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a working day
- for hosting a lavish DST Memorial Day celebration at lunchtime
- for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - "Full Armageddon"
This is perhaps the most common type of award. The nominations are selected in accordance with the Hollywood ones (all positions are very cleverly deciphered here on this site - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):
- Main director
- Screenwriter
- production designer
- Best Actor
- Best Actress
- Best Sound
- costume designer
You can find actresses for an episodic role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous home front workers).
The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of the comic award ceremony - the red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in our eyes.
Option 1. Cheap and effective
Now there are a lot of original cups, diplomas and medals on sale, which will be brought in one box in one day. Just choose the right labels.
Option 2. Personalized gifts with custom engraving
These are the nominations we have with you playful, and everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Personalized gifts are the best, of course.
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Comic nominations for a corporate party!
Good time of the day! New Year's corporate parties will start soon. I would like to make comic nominations for employees, but things don’t go beyond 5 nominations. ..” - for the secretary, “New thing of the year” for one employee. and all .. stupor. maybe you had such things, please share your ideas.
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I was Miss Internet, Miss Telephone Conversation))) I sat on the Internet, chatted a lot on the phone))
music company, managers, salespeople, logisticians, engineers
Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise nomination 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as "Money for a barrel" for the cashier, "Elder" - an employee who has been working for a long time.
And we (the security company) somehow handed over the Oscar - we took films / cartoons and gave people for the best roles, like one comrade, who often went to night checks, was given an Oscar for the best male role in the movie "Batman", etc.
maybe Mister "Ass Licking" or "Owl" - in the sense he sleeps until lunch and then appears at work or for the seller "He sold the elephant" or "Women's logic" for logisticians. I'm sorry if I wrote nonsense.
so you write what kind of company, what it does, what professions are present.
The topic is connected with the Railway. in honor of the holiday of the railway on August 1 Comic competition among men
Yozhyg so you write what kind of company, what it does, what professions are present.
Carriage attendants, KTK control. transport. committee. SES, PROSECUTOR
so you write what kind of company, what it does, what professions are present.
City administration, material department! They are engaged in the write-off of goods, all sorts of acts of transfer, the calculation of material assets assigned to us, and stuff like that.
Oh, my God, last year's topic has already surfaced!
I held NOMINATIONS at the corporate party .. everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text!
“I would like to single out some employees in the outgoing year, but on what merit? this is what you will find out now!
______________? Thought at the speed of sound?: NAME
This is our most nimble and all-successful employee. You have often turned to her for practical advice. And, what is most interesting - they received it!
Oh, what woman, what woman?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________Shop "Gardener".
— Do you have shovels?
- No.
- And the buckets?
- No!
- Nails?!
- No.
— Rake?!
- No.
- Why are you sitting here?
Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to call the nomination _ The most laughing employee, therefore the most cheerful employee NAME
___________ Our most? Sincere collaborator?. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, to understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her qualities! And it's all about NAME
A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector characterizing the speed of rotation of the body, as well as the magnetic induction vector B or for determining the direction of the inductive current? What is this rule? Nomination? Gimlet rule? She is very fond of delving into a specific topic, for example, she can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the oscillation frequency of long-wave infrared rays. And NAME wins
This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the nomination? Eagle eye? NAME wins
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year Award, "Miss Calculus" - our chief accountant NAME
____________- Dad beat me twice today, - the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
- The first time when I showed a report card with deuces, and the second when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about ours? Apple ?, he just has no problems with this, and he shows his mother the report card not at all with estimates, but with a sales schedule for the Promotion. In the nomination? An apple from an apple tree? NAME is awarded
____________ In the nomination? Surprise of the year? wins? Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your visit!
____________ And the most important nomination? Unanimously and undeniably wins NAME! It is known that the boss is always right - it is human to err. NAME? real boss!
4. On the eve of the New?.
Let love get hot
Let the character harden
A song is sung from the heart
Life will become more interesting.
Don't let trouble into the house
Happy new year!
And afterword: If the calendar is already the 22nd, and the festive mood has not yet arrived? create it yourself! For example, make pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). New Year's fragrance will fill your house and your mood will improve!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!
Comic nominations for lawyers
Help, please, come up with nominations for corporate NG, I have 70 people, everyone needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and the fantasy is over (I would be grateful for any ideas. There are storekeepers, IT, technical director, 3 secretaries, director of the Training Center , several managers (salesmen), Cheerful nominations for rewarding employees of course in this case everyone is awarded Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations of a lawyer And an incoming call and legal advice.
Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations with the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. New hunt. Our organization is large, the staff is 200 people, but as a rule, office employees go to corporate events (supply, administrative staff, accounting, heads of departments, dispatchers. I would like nominations not by departments, but by general ones (for example, last year we had 'Mr. who puts everything; 'For the most active fraying of nerves is awarded.' That's something like that.
One of the most successful and popular hoist options is the various presentation of comic medals, the award of cool nominations or the distribution of Oscar figurines for certain 'achievements'. Such a presentation, if it is well presented and arranged, can become the main gift for the holiday, which is given directly at the workplace or will become an addition to standard corporate gifts just to cheer up colleagues for the holiday. At the same time, medals can be ordered to designers, made in Photoshop or bought in holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is beaten and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams (thanks to the authors), Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how best to organize it: 1.
‘Giving out the Oscars’ in a small team. (for this congratulations, the nominations for colleagues (who - which ones) must be determined in advance, and at the ceremony itself the names should be announced, solemnly read the eyeliner for each nomination and hand over the statuettes to everyone) The Oscar in the Charming Smile nomination is awarded. You are all great optimists, merry fellows and comedians. Let humor decorate your life, Turn problems into a joke! No wonder you excelled in sports, You learned to go to victory!
Let hardening help you, Personal success will multiply! 'Oscar' in the nomination 'Workaholics' received. It is known that patience and work All complex problems will grind! We wish you to work just as well and achieve a lot in life! Oscar "Hero of Our Time", according to our ladies, deserved.
Probably, it is not for nothing that a fountain of such energy was given to you! Although it does not sit still, But in life it will come in handy! It is always useful, without a doubt, to have a position and an opinion! You are uncommon in everything, So let the rise in life await you! The ‘Oscar’ in the ‘Crazy Hands’ nomination is awarded to an employee, by a magical wave of his hand, any office equipment will ‘clog’ in work.
You have been given ‘golden hands’, And this is a plus in any science, Both in your personal life and at work! In short, you will not be lost! 'Oscar' in the nomination 'Technical vein' worthy. You are with us 'on you', so let your dreams come true! No wonder you are an example for everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! ‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Active volcano’ is awarded. Let the spring of energy Does not run out for a moment, So that all things can be done, So that life is full!
‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Growth to match the mind’ is received. Admiring, we are glad that your growth is to match the mind! So be high in soul, Let the big take-off await! ‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Intellectual’ is awarded. Your outlook helps you to have a free conversation. With people like that, as you know, It's always interesting to be around! This is our most intelligent employee, erudite and intellectual.
He is up to the task of solving the most difficult tasks. The Oscar in the Reliable Shoulder nomination is well deserved. We often hear about such people, What is possible with them, even in intelligence! And if you yourself are a true friend, Everyone is drawn to you around! (
Today we're giving out joke nominations to people whose art is to sell successfully. These are sales managers, salespeople, traveling salesmen, consultants, merchandisers. There are many people who sell goods and services. They have their own holidays, corporate parties. It is appropriate to choose the winners of comic nominations at these events. Managers, sellers will be able to choose the most suitable nominations for their colleagues. Let's start!
"Sell - and no nails ..."
"Here is my slogan and ... full stop." In the comic nomination "Sell - and no nails" we have a great winner. His name is (the name is called). With a sweet smile, he will sell nails, screws, nuts, other goods, and even give (completely free of charge) a little bit of his good mood.
"My light, mirror..."
“My light, mirror, tell me
Yes, tell the whole truth:
Am I the fastest trader
All the more dexterous and cunning?
What question? Of course, the leader in the comic category "My light, mirror" is a born merchant. When he needs to sell, he feels real excitement!
"Queen of the Counter"
She sells a product with such dignity! Her smile alone is worth it! The buyer may not really need the product, but how to get past such a beauty. You definitely need to buy something - and you will get high-quality products and a portion of positive.
“You wouldn’t chase, friend, for cheapness”
For cheapness, maybe it’s not worth it, but for stock goods it’s quite. Who organizes the best promotions? Of course, the main one in the above-mentioned comic nomination.
"This operation is known as rotation"
Dear Merchandisers! This joke nomination is for you. Choose the most worthy! He has golden hands. He does not fight back, and never lowers his hands, he can lend a helping hand and give a hand, you will not see him empty-handed, and he will never sit idly by.
“And Vaska listens and sells”
Maybe not Vaska, but Petya Gromykhailov or Ashot Melikov, but, most importantly, he sells! Conscientiously lays out the goods, sorts, weighs, labels. In general, a worthy representative of the trading fraternity!
"Selling a fridge to the Eskimos"
They need it the most! They have minus 50ºС, and the goods cannot stand such extreme temperatures. And the fridge is much warmer! Here the Eskimos are trying to figure out: "Atlant" or "Bosch", "Samsung" or "Nord". And best of all, the winner of the comic nomination “I will sell a refrigerator to Eskimos” will tell you which refrigerator to choose.
"The first fish is mine, and the second is mine"
We announce the best seller of the fish department as the winner in the comic nomination “My first fish, and my second”. Fish is a good commodity, excellent fish is a royal commodity. Therefore, we have a special relationship with the “fishers”!
"Jester Pea" or "King Pea"
And who is the best seller of peas, millet, buckwheat, oatmeal, rice? A fool! The chief in this nomination can joke and sell the goods profitably. Yes, he has no price!
"Like cheese in butter...»
"Look at me, Glafira, inadvertently, by chance,
Grab a piece of cheese, because without cheese - what is tea?
The best in the comic nomination "Like cheese in butter ..." - cheese seller. Dutch, Swiss, Adyghe - he learns geography from cheeses. And he makes them the best!
"Greedy"
Do you want meat? Steak, brisket, chop, shoulder, sirloin? This is for the winner of the comic nomination "Greedy Beef". How does she trade? It's expensive to see. And he will say a compliment to the buyer, and the goods will sell profitably. Real winner!
"Two Pieces of Sausage"
Why only two? The leader in the joke category "Two Pieces of Sausage" will sell as many pieces as needed. And do it with heart!
