Very soon we will all be celebrating the most magical holiday - New Year! First of all, I would like to congratulate you all on the upcoming holiday. I wish you all the very best, peace in the family, more smiles and good mood! Well, secondly, I would like to offer one very original delicacy to your New Year’s table - fortune cookies.
Generally speaking, fortune cookies are not so much a treat as they are entertainment for guests. Little surprises can lift everyone's spirits. By the way, such entertainment is suitable not only for the New Year, but also for any other holiday.
So, a recipe for fortune cookies, as well as text options that can be written on the included pieces of paper.
Ingredients:
- 2 squirrels
- ½ tbsp. Sahara
- ½ tbsp. flour
- 4 tbsp. water
- 3 tbsp. vegetable oil
- 1 packet of vanilla sugar (10 g)
- ½ tsp. starch
- ¼ tsp. salt
- fortune sheets (about 20-25 pieces)
Cooking method:
1. First of all, you need to prepare notes with predictions. The text of the prediction can be either written or printed on small pieces of paper. I have leaves measuring 8x2 cm. The indicated amount of ingredients was enough for 22 cookies, so count on approximately this amount with a small margin.
What predictions should you put in cookies? These can be cheerful wishes with the promise of untold riches and philosophical statements that make you think about the future :) Personally, comic predictions seem to me more suitable for a festive feast, so I mainly prepared just those for my cookies. These are the predictions guests will see in our cookies (Here you can DOWNLOAD them already in the form of notes):
- In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
- Unexpectedly for everyone, great success awaits you
- Eat a cookie and have an adventure!
- A trip to the sea awaits you soon
- Look ahead more cheerfully, wealth awaits you there
- Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy
- Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week
- You will always have delicious food in your house
- Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately
- Today is the best day for you! As the others!
- If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl into you...
- Changes await you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - don’t waste your time...
- There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
- Tomorrow you will brush your teeth
- Next year you will become smarter
- You are on the right track!
- Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
- Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
- I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
- Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
- Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
- Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Do what you have to do and come what may
- The other side of the crisis is new opportunities
- Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
- The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for
- The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
- When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The make of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
- Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky...
- This week your wish will come true
- Everything will be fine
- Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
2. Well, now you need to prepare the cookies themselves. To do this, mix flour, sugar, vanilla sugar, water, starch and salt in a bowl. Beat everything with a mixer. 
3. Separately, in another bowl, lightly beat the whites, add vegetable oil and beat again.
4. Add the whites to the dough and beat again with a mixer until smooth.
5. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. On paper, draw circles with a diameter of about 8 cm. It is convenient to draw circles on the lid of a glass jar. To prevent the cookies from sticking together, leave a distance of 2-3 cm between the circles. After the circles are drawn, grease the parchment with butter.
6. Using a spoon, spread the dough into the drawn circles, level it, and shape it into an even circle. Place approximately 1 tbsp per circle. test.
7. Bake cookies in an oven preheated to 180 degrees for about 11 minutes, or until the edges of the cookies begin to brown. To have time to roll all the cookies beautifully, it is better to bake them in 2-3 batches.
8. Then remove the cookies from the oven, but leave them near the open oven door. And now, while the cookies still retain their plasticity, you need to quickly put a prediction into each cookie. To do this, take one pancake at a time, put a leaf with a fortune in it and fold it in half. Next, fold the rolled cookies in half again, bending the bottom of the pancake against the edge of the glass, as shown in the photo.
The desire to find out what awaits us in the future, near or distant, is common to many people. For this purpose, we are interested in horoscopes every day, open online fortune telling sites, dream books, and visit famous fortune tellers at home. And even the most inveterate skeptics from time to time listen to what fortune tellers prophesy.
In the modern world, predictions are not always serious; a funny joke is also appropriate here. Why are comic fortune-telling needed? After all, just a century ago people listened to the prophecies of fortune-tellers with palpable fear. Then it never occurred to them to turn it into a prank, a funny joke. However, times are changing. The accelerated pace of life, workload, and everyday worries make everyday life monotonous and faceless. On holidays, you want to relax, laugh at yourself, and joke with your friends and girlfriends. Birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays, the celebration of the most magical holiday - the New Year - have been accompanied by comic fortune-telling at home for many years now.
Comic fortune telling for guests at the table
To make the holiday truly fun, the hospitable hosts will definitely think through all its stages. During breaks between dances, you can gather guests at the table and offer to tell fortunes for the future. The time period for prediction is usually chosen to be short - one season (spring, summer, etc.) or a year.
The hosts do not need to make any special efforts; they just need to prepare a tray with small, light (prefer coffee) cups from the service. Small objects are placed in cups, the guest must choose the vessel he likes, its contents will tell you which events will become major in a particular period of time. After choosing a cup, the “client” returns it along with its contents, so that the rest of the guests do not have to guess at what is left. The hostess rearranges the cups on the tray and the fortune telling continues.
☞ What items to use:
- lipstick (image update);
- ring (romantic relationships for married people, serious relationships for single people);
- wedding ring (family joys for married people, wedding for single people);
- a sheet of paper (everything will go unchanged);
- coin (growth of welfare);
- hairpin (social life);
- pacifier (birth of a child, other events related to children).
This fortune telling will be a fun and successful event if there are few guests - 7-10 people.
Comic fortune telling magic bag
Fortune telling with a magic bag will bring even more fun. We remember this trick from kindergarten. There is an effect of surprise here, since the fortuneteller does not see what surprise is to be taken out of the bag.
I must say that this is a very convenient fortune telling; you just need to pick up a beautiful opaque bag and many different small objects. Sometimes sweet New Year's gifts for children are packed in high-quality velvet bags; this form will be simply ideal for comic fortune-telling. In a few minutes with a magic bag, you will go around to all the guests who want to find out how their lives will turn out next year.
☞ Items placed in the bag:
- chocolate matryoshka in foil (adding a family);
- matches (life will be bright like fireworks);
- chewing gum (the year will be smooth and calm);
- souvenir bottle of alcohol (there will be many reasons for fun).
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy woman for a woman’s anniversary
A woman who can and loves to speak well and fluently should perform in a gypsy costume. However, it could also be a man with the same qualities. The second option is even preferable and funnier; the birthday girl and all the guests will really like the element of surprise. You will need a colorful gypsy outfit with fluffy skirts, a wig, a headband or a scarf. The intrigue will be brought by the voice of the presenter, who will announce to the birthday girl that an unusual guest is breaking through to her, who was mistakenly not invited to the celebration.
A gypsy woman entering the hall approaches the birthday girl, expertly takes her hand, and asks her to “gild the handle” (it would be good if the presenter had chocolate coins in foil for this moment). Gifted with coins, the fortune teller begins to tell the woman about her life's journey. The truth should be closely intertwined with a catchphrase, an inoffensive joke. The gypsy’s words should look like an ode of praise with a bit of humor. The gypsy will also predict the future, the main thing is that this fortune telling is good and brings only positive things. Fortune telling can be completed with a sparkling “Gypsy”, where the fortune teller, birthday girl and guests will act as skillful dancers.
Comic New Year's fortune-telling and predictions
New Year's fortune-telling and predictions are appropriate absolutely everywhere - at corporate events in the office, at a party with friends and in a close family circle. Celebrating a fun and magical holiday, many behave like children, anticipating entertainment and gifts. One of these gifts is comic fortune-telling and predictions. There is room for creativity here, and in every team there is sure to be at least one poet or poetess. It will not be difficult for these talented people to compose 10-20 poetic lines-predictions for the next year in 2-3 hours.
What attributes will be required for New Year's fortune telling? The bare minimum is to use a Santa Claus hat, in which you put a bunch of poetic predictions printed on paper and rolled into a tube. There are few requirements for these predictions - they must be kind, cheerful, and witty. Otherwise, your imagination is unlimited. The following lines are quite appropriate:
- Look forward with hope, then wealth awaits you.
- There is someone who thinks about you every day and every hour.
- Leave sadness and grief - go to the sea.
- You will always have delicious food at home.
Do not forget that in every team there is a suspicious and very suggestible person. He will ponder the received prediction for a long time, finding in it non-existent background or flaws. Therefore, poetic lines are simply obliged to convey warmth, kindness and positivity.
Funny fortune telling by a gypsy woman at a corporate party
An eloquent employee or employee who comes to a corporate event dressed as a gypsy will liven up the party. Having worked for years in the same team, we thoroughly know all the positive and negative sides of our colleagues. Their relationships in the family and with others are also no big secret. The gypsy can play it all out, predicting to everyone what awaits them in the near future. On the Internet there are many poetic fortune-telling for this case, subtly noting the character and characteristics of a person. All that remains is to choose a fortune telling that is suitable for each employee.
Sparkling fun at the table will be ensured if you learn poetry by heart. Just look at the lines about a gray-haired careerist secretly dreaming of an affair with a young woman or a womanizer who doesn’t let a single skirt pass by! There is a wonderful poem about a woman going through suitors and having difficulty making a choice. All this is done with dignity, with subtle and gentle humor, and you will definitely find a wonderful fortune telling for each employee.
If you have a unique person in front of you, with bright character traits and behavior, for whom it is difficult to find a ready-made fortune-telling, come up with it yourself, if there is a poet in the team. In any case, whether the gypsy speaks in memorized lines or in prose, improvising right on the go, the holiday will be successful.
Comic fortune telling for children
Funny fortune telling for children is a fertile topic. Kids believe in miracles, they expect magic and fairy tales from every holiday, and you can make these dreams come true. Vivid emotions, fun and laughter at a children's party will be caused by the appearance of an adult dressed in a wizard costume, for example: an Astrologer or a Fairy. School-age children themselves can take an active part in fortune-telling if you prepare bright blank cards and markers for them. On the card the child will have to write the phrase: “The New Year awaits you...”
☞ Often children finish a phrase like this:
- happiness;
- new toy;
- Love.
The completed cards are collected and mixed in the Astrologer’s “magic” cap or a beautiful vase. After this, the guys take turns taking out a fortune-telling card and reading the prediction they received.
Children especially like fortune telling with balloons. To do this, you need to prepare as many balls as there are children present at the party. A note with a fortune rolled into a tube is placed in each ball. The child chooses the ball he likes, which will have to be pierced with a needle, and reads the prediction. They can be like this:
- “Study hard, you will receive a wonderful gift.”
- “This New Year’s holiday you will receive a prize, you prankster.”
However, fortune telling with balls is only suitable for schoolchildren; preschool children may be frightened by the noise from bursting balls and this must be taken into account.
For small children, you can use a magic bag by placing small toys with fortune notes in it. The kids will be delighted with the toys, and an adult will read the predictions for them.
By the way, not only adults can play the role of a wizard at a children's party. Older brothers and sisters like to act in this capacity. Of course, adults will have to help prepare the attributes for the holiday - a wizard costume, fortune cards, surprise toys for the magic bag. You will spend several hours on this, but the children will have a lot of fun, and they will remember such an interesting holiday for a long time.
If you are organizing a holiday with comic fortune telling, be well prepared.
- Select a suitable fortune teller candidate, an eloquent person with organizational skills.
- Prepare in advance all the attributes for fortune telling (Wizard, Gypsy costume, magic bag, cups, etc.).
- Predictions in poetic form must be well learned.
- Pay close attention to the text of the predictions; it should be funny, but not offensive.
This is a lot of work, but it will bring a lot of pleasure and positive emotions.
There are many holidays in life - birthdays, anniversaries, New Year, just friendly parties. To prevent them from turning into ordinary get-togethers with tasting alcohol and gourmet dishes, dilute them with interesting events. Dancing, funny competitions with dressing up and singing, games with surprises - all this has been used for a long time. Comic fortune telling is a new invention of entertainers. It is interesting and fascinating, because it talks about the eternal desire of people to look into the future at least for a little while.
Psychologists say that sometimes comic fortune-telling comes true. And this is quite possible, because it has long been known that words are material. Light humor in predictions also fulfills its purpose - with its help, a person will think about shortcomings and take measures to correct them. Kind, cheerful comic fortune-telling is a real wish for material well-being, marital happiness, and good luck. I wish you good comic predictions, fun and joy on every holiday!
Voicing such predictions serves different purposes. Often people get psychologically tired from reading boring, strict predictions designed for a month or a year. They strive to defuse the situation, that is, to get acquainted with more funny, but instructive information. In this case, ordinary predictions tend to turn into a comic form, that is, information can be provided with humor, in the form of a cartoon, or real black humor. Getting acquainted with the contents of funny predictions, you can laugh heartily and take into account several warnings that will help prevent problems in the near future. Reading comic predictions makes it possible to perceive harsh reality with ease, thanks to which a person learns to look at life much easier. Each of us chooses for himself whether to believe such predictions or to abstain. Although sometimes it is useful to take into account such warnings.
Who uses funny predictions
Comic predictions tend to not always have a strict background. They often just help lift your spirits. A person armed with them quickly turns into the life of the party and an enviable jokester. It is customary to use them in the office, at the workplace, at a party, and in any other place, but they should always be appropriate. Such predictions should not be regarded as serious things, as they are considered a form of entertainment. True, there are known cases of funny predictions, invented to amuse, come true. Funny predictions are often used at holidays - birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home celebrations.
What events are most suitable for announcing comic predictions?
Funny and instructive predictions were born at weddings, the guests of which dress up as gypsies on the second day. In order to raise the festive spirit of passers-by, the gypsy predicts the future of the bride and groom in a humorous manner. Funny predictions eventually began to be used on other holidays. A prediction made to the hero of the day, which mixes humor with wishes of happiness, ignites a sense of fun, makes the guests laugh and pleases the hero of the occasion. Cool predictions are used at children's parties. In their form they correspond to children's themes.
Funny comic predictions in verses in one line
New Year Wishes
One of the most interesting events on celebrating New Year, birthday or just tea parties with guests will be prepared personally Chinese fortune cookies.
These are such simple cookies with surprise containing a piece of paper.
And on this piece of paper it is written wish exactly to the person who chose these cookies.
In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.
By the way, you can bake notes with wishes into some of the cookies, and into some with the word “gift” (by preparing the appropriate amount of small things). At the same time, it will be a fun way to give gifts to everyone.
Destiny's Cookies will tell you a lot!
For some it’s an apartment, for others it’s a road...
Who wants to know more about Fate?
There are enough cookies for everyone! And you!
Fortune Cookie Wishes
1. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
2. The best is the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to please everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
9. Do what you have to, and come what may.
People love to win. If you haven't decided on your final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as they themselves are able to give.
Chinese fortune cookies
1.When God closes a door, he opens a window
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
4. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
5. He who stands still goes back.
6. Whatever is not done is for the better.
7. No one is defeated until he admits himself to be defeated.
8. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
11. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens next is up to you.
12. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they will come and give everything.
13. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what goes into a person’s mouth, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't say it.
18. If you think and speak, don’t write.
19. If you think, speak, write, don’t subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and sign, don’t be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
22.People love to win. If you haven't decided on your final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. Goal is the main reference point for investing energy and time.
25. A woman’s success is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complex tasks into small, easily completed tasks and completing them, starting with the first one.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem in front of you, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dreams.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will help make your wish come true.
32.Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
33. There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten, you at least have two options.
34. If you were born without wings, don’t stop them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of wagging his tongue.
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies... this will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no hopeless situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Changes await you.
42. If you haven’t met your love yet, you definitely will this year.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not judge anyone so that they do not judge you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. Envy destroys a person’s soul.
The most common predictions for cookies
— The wind of wanderings is blowing around you.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Expect changes.
- New spring, new love.
— Don't miss important news.
— Wait for the budget to be replenished.
- This week you risk falling in love.
- Be careful on the road.
- The stars are favorable to you.
— Spend time on your home.
— You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Predictions are longer and more interesting
1. If you take the initiative, success will not keep you waiting.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to interfere or harm you.
4. Important news will come very soon.
5. Everything is God’s will: it is not in your power to influence the situation!
6. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
7. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone may let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. Your hopes are not in vain!
11. Check all locks and latches: You could be robbed.
12. The problem is within you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
17. Anxiety and worry await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your effort.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the business you have planned will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think it is.
22. The offer that they will make to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. You cannot cope with your problems alone.
26. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
27. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you.
28. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
29. The darkness in which you lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.
Philosophical predictions
1. Live an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
2. Don’t look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, now is the time to clean it.
6. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
7. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you think is right for you.
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9. If you don’t want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Don't expect too much and don't worry about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; Understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you start.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't get emotional.
16. Take a closer look at your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't like quick results.
20. Accept: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
22. Your energy flows away due to thoughtless or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overexertion.
25. Events are completely beyond your control.
26. Trust what happens to you.
27.
28. The time has come to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a secret until now.
Chinese predictions for a children's party
The fairy fairy will give you a magical dream today.
A new faithful friend will soon appear in your life!
All your wishes will definitely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and you will be held up as an example to everyone.
Soon you will have a new interesting book.
A fun trip awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you will be a captain.
You will definitely know the entire multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows you will grow one centimeter.
This week your wish will come true.
Be careful on Friday - an interesting event awaits you.
PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: you will know the crunch of money every day!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with the Blend-a-Med company.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, and then you will give it all to charity.
In the New Year you will be given a gift that you can only dream of - “Goldfish”, although it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between tasks, you will diligently lie on the sofa.
You will live easily all year, eat, drink and sing, without worries.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Abuse alcohol less in the New Year, otherwise you will awaken the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your soulmate, and you will be happy!
Predictions in alphabetical order!
Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, begin to storm another...
A surge of energy will help you cope with a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.
It's time to act!
It's time to finish the old and start new.
May the world be filled with peace and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very beneficial.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for implementing ideas.
Think and don't rush into action.
Allow compassion to guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure twice, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now is the time to try something new.
Patience! You're almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Anyone who does not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Luck carries you through all difficult times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
A good time to finish old endeavors.
Good news will come to you by mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some people try to stop you, you will still achieve your goals.
A person is never too old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the better.
It's time to move. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body ask for
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic wishes
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
Let success follow! You are the best to study!
There are many different impressions on wonderful travels!
Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!
Predictions - tips
Don't look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, now is the time to clean it.
Gain comes from what you have to part with.
Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you think is right for you.
It's time to finish the old and start new.
If you don’t want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't worry about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overexertion.
Trust what is happening to you.
Think and don't rush into action.
Movie quotes
1. Well, you see, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will go on a spree. Fun, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes... the plates - I will break them all. Remove the bread from the barn - I will set the barn on fire.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY dacha!
5. Go ahead, don’t skimp, buy paintings!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you are worthy of me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing into the windows of our beloved women.
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant!..
9. You shouldn’t sit there, there won’t be any apartments until next spring!
10. Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me are falling and falling... And they themselves are stacked in piles!!!
11. I will command the parade!
12. Maybe they can give you another key to the apartment where the money is?!!!
13. The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken!!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump!
15. Our people don’t take a taxi to the bakery!
16. Play ping-pong Gena, you’re good at it!
17. Sorry for stopping you from hiding your money!
Time passes quickly, and the New Year holidays are just around the corner. To entertain your guests on New Year's Eve, and not let them get bored after a hearty dinner, organize a game with comic predictions for the New Year 2019. There are several varieties of such games, you can choose the one that best suits your company. “Fateful” predictions can also be in different forms, for example, astrological or comic predictions in poetry.
It's no secret that each of us expects something amazing, new acquaintances, new experiences, meetings with friends and relatives. We are all waiting for some miracle on New Year's Eve. And it doesn’t matter at all how old a person is, because somewhere deep in our souls we all remain children.
Every year, following the ancient tradition, we raise our glasses and make wishes as the chimes strike. Good wishes for the coming year are heard everywhere. Think about how else you can surprise your friends and relatives? How to congratulate them, wish them all the best, and even entertain them, approaching the matter in an original way and with humor? On New Year's Eve, take advantage of comic predictions for 2019.
Comic predictions for 2019 in poetic form
Place notes with prophecies in the balloons, and then inflate the balloons. Each guest will choose a ball, pop it, and read out loud their comic prediction on. You can choose any style of cheerful prophecy, but the main thing is that each prediction sounds optimistic and that no one is offended. Comic predictions in verse will sound quite good and even original.
Here are some examples of the text of such fun, comic predictions in verse:
Many incidents await you
And interesting travels -
For courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where fate will decide!
You, friends, will continue to
Burn with creative work.
But you won't burn your wings,
Take care of your health!
You will join the cream of society
Perhaps you will find a sponsor.
Your hairstyle, appearance
It will pleasantly surprise us all.
From then on you will continue to
Everything is getting prettier and younger!
Love will brighten your days
And they will become bright.
Your whole life in winter and summer
It will be illuminated with a magical light.
In fact, “prophecies” can be anything, but there is one requirement that must be observed: “prophecies” and wishes must be exclusively positive. There is no need for people to wish for illness and loss of money, even as a joke!
Here are more comic predictions in verse for the upcoming 2015 in original couplets:
Everything will be fine in life,
Especially on the personal front!
Good budget replenishment
Expects you throughout the summer!
