Keeping something a secret is a very difficult job for a woman, so they prefer to do it together with their girlfriends.
Selfishness is a great power. Only he is able to make a person devote himself to work in order to achieve pleasure, while it is not at all necessary that he once experienced it.
Admit it, just be honest: surely everyone in their life at least once drew a heart, breathing on cold glass?
If you don't want to leave the house in the morning, read Forbes... Didn't find articles about yourself? Then run to work, bl *!
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Doing anything in the workplace, except for work, you develop attention and peripheral vision!
Fire, water and people busy at work - this is a magnificent sight! I could watch this for the rest of my life!
Only a small part of people can afford not to go to work in the morning! If Forbes magazine doesn’t write about you, then you are not one of them, so don’t f**k sleep until dinner!
If you don't give me a raise, you'll force me to look for an extra job! For example, I can write memoirs about our relationship with YOU!
- When will the loot be? - Promised November 31st. - Very badass! Well, they won't be able to before. “It's not about sooner or later. November 30 days!
Work, work go to Fedot, from Fedot to Yakov, from Yakov to everyone. Salary, salary come from Kondrat, come from Yakov, come from everyone...
Going to work means money.
Don't @beat my brains! It won't work - I'm wearing a helmet!!!
The working day is divided into “before lunch” and “before leaving”.
I know what love is: it's a dream without nightmares, gentle kisses, magical mood around the clock, abandoned work, forgotten deeds, light ahead of the tunnel and exercises in the morning ...
The longest end is at the working day.
Why work if there is no time to rest?
If you quit, what will you live on? If to work, then to live when?
The street is the way from a home computer to a work one.
If the boss came up with a brilliant idea, then someone will be doing bullshit all day.
Even an engineer without a plan does not work!
I love work. The work fascinates me. I can sit for hours and watch how they work.
Socks have the hardest job... They are really on their feet all day!
It used to be like this ... morning, sun, joy, you, evening, dreams, night, stars, dreams .... now only ... morning, fog, work, coffee, sadness .... night, dreams ... and no dreams ....
Everything that is not made is made in China =)
The more expensive the purchase, the cheaper the fate! ("Men's work")
In the store: Do you have black paint? - Eat. – What color??
Work - work, go to Fedot: washing on Irka, ironing on Masha, cooking on Vovka, and I have a ticket to the sea!
The lunch break in our office is the turning point of the day. No one works before lunch, and after lunch everyone rests.
Wallpaper must be glued without bubbles - article 1 of the constitution of Moldova ...
On a work day, nothing adorns the dial like the number 18.
waiting for monday is harder for me than monday itself
Get rid of colleagues at work, quickly, not expensive .... Humane ways not to offer!
Paradise is that place on earth where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.
Work... don't be afraid... I won't touch you!
Don't interfere! Break for work!
The main thing is not work... The main thing is participation.
If work is health, then let the sick work.
We all work according to the Robinson Crusoe method - we are waiting for Friday!
For a horseshoe to bring happiness, you have to work hard like a horse.
I do not join any organizations that make me a member
it's time to go on vacation ... yesterday I dreamed that they give a salary in pieces of paper for 512 rubles
Yesterday I was looking for justice - today I am looking for a job.
We know our worth well. It is always higher than our salary!
“It doesn’t bother you when you wash the dishes, the spoon gets under the stream ... now it’s clear why they put on an apron .. =))”
I came home from work, I see there is dust all around... Give me, I think... and I'll lie down.
Let the iron saw work, not for work. Mom gave birth to me.
At work, they pay loot, but working on it, I don’t mind the first one, but, without the second, I’m more fun!
Do you want to wake up to work in the morning? Eat watermelon before bed.
I love work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at her for hours.
Work is not money...it never ends!!!
The authorities do not reduce wages - they remind you that happiness is not in money!
Morning is such a part of the day when you envy the unemployed ...
Monday is a rest after the weekend… Tuesday is preparation for the working day..
Why don't I go to work, I thought. And didn't go.
the director returned from vacation tanned ... and now he looks even more like shit
Science news: everything is in the beam in the collider
The best excuse to the boss for being late: “Ran into the church to pray for you…”
Real happiness is when you fall out of the 3rd floor window onto a pile of bricks and get off with a couple of bruises and scratches. This happened to me yesterday. I'm Lucky and I'm alive!!!
Don't swear at the rapist
Tomorrow I'll get up early, have lunch and finish everything ...
Damn, I haven't worked in the office for so long that I forgot how to lay out the "kerchief".
The end of the working week is an orgasm, albeit a small one!
Biology lesson grade 9, 2010. Teacher: - In this way, insects have sexual contact. Pupils: - Oooooooooooo, contaaaaaaakt!!
Flight attendants are lucky! Just think: a job where men are sorted into classes!
I bet that you are now sitting in front of the computer and reading my status
People, along the way, my room is heated more by a computer than by a botanist =))
It's terribly hard work doing nothing
Healthy sleep not only prolongs life, but also reduces the working day.
Loneliness is when you even want to go to work.
I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
Waiting for your call is the hardest job in the world...
Better a small dollar than a big THANK YOU))
I am a serious person, only my salary is ridiculous!
It's scary to work when the boss is not around. I can’t even go out to smoke, I’m afraid to go home!
I work, I work, I'm not afraid of work, if the right side gets tired, I'll turn to the left!
Better work was a wolf and fucked in the woods from here
Moldovans after sex turn away to the wall and plaster.
Propizdon is the best way to increase working activity!
If you put off until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, you will have two free days.
The hardest job is looking busy when you're not.
If you don't feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.
Work is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
I'm sitting in a helmet, and suddenly what ...
Today I earned money, and I realized that today is Friday only when at 4 o’clock with a cry of “Who is the last - that sucker!” director escaped.
The boss wants us to work for three. Good thing there are five of us.
The lazier a person is, the more his work is like a feat.
I'm sitting here, I'm working. It's strange - that's why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
There was a teacher through the forest .. she released H2S :))
Someone secured polyethylene with pimples and the work was covered for the whole day ...
Worked from the heart, sit and scratch.
And he lived happily ever after ... until he went to work
It seems to me that the boss is looking at me and thinking: “This device can work faster.”
Leave me work. I am sad…
They call me a multi-armed shiva, but they pay me like a one-legged macaque.
If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday
A well-fixed patient does not need anesthesia.
You go into the accounting department - no one ... You go to Odnoklassniki - oppa ... Accounting !!!
The 9th 8-hour working day of the 5-day working week began at 9.00 and ended at 00.45 ...
Crap! When trying to work, the Internet was detected again!
girl’s opinion: _ “Almost all men lack vitamins E, B, A, T, C, A”
In the mornings I want to sleep so much that I don’t want to live !!!
Fun time, work hour. Here it is ((
I do have will power! I want to work, but I won't!
The filming of the sequel to the movie "Heat", called: "The Cold", has been postponed due to a sudden and prolonged warming.
Champagne, sea, men… Oh, what am I talking about??? Work work work…
The work of a system administrator is akin to the work of a scout - successes are invisible, but everyone will know about failures xD
That job is good ... where the Internet is ...
Ass in soap, mug in the mud - we work at the VAZ!!!
We know our worth well. And it is always higher than our salary!!!
How hard it is to work when there is no boss. I don’t even smoke, I’m afraid that I’ll go home !!!
It happens that you wake up like a bird, with a winged spring on a platoon. And I want to live and work, but, by breakfast, it passes.
I work part time, so please yell at me in an undertone!
There are many thoughts in my head, but there is no will in life. Only home, work and a little pain ...
Even an engineer doesn't work without a plan...
leaving work... try not to run!! =))
If I had 2 dicks, I would put both of them to work.
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When will the circus open and all the clowns will be in their places, and not in leadership positions?! And then I just laugh at work!
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If you want to work - go ... and work! The money won't come!
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I'm sitting here, working. It's strange - that's why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
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We have sleeping pills at work, they even add them to coffee, I checked.
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I'm sitting here, working. It's strange that's why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left? ...
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A person is never as close to perfection as when filling out a job application form.
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My work is killing me as a person. But I get cash for it!
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Work like a dog, the faster you run, the faster you will catch up!
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(T) Doing "the right way" doesn't mean putting in the work!
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What I love about my job is that you can always drink tea there)))
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When the boss falls ill, a healthy atmosphere reigns in the team.
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Every boss is deeply afraid that subordinates will be able to work without him ...
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The real summer will come when you earn it!…
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Every day I say that I hate my job, but unfortunately I understand that I won’t leave it anyway.
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Don't say you're working. Show what you've earned.
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(T) A truly thrifty person even puts off work for a rainy day.
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According to the President, the country lacks qualified workers. According to the workers, the country needs a qualified president.
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Work ... When it is not there - I want it to be. When it's there, you want it to be gone.
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Nothing decorates the dial like the number 6 at the end of the working day ...
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A career in a woman's life takes place if there is no place for a man!
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If you want to go from home to work in the morning and go home from work in the evening, then you have neither a normal home nor a normal job.
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The coolest job in the world is rest! It seems to work all my life!!!
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What a life! As soon as you sit down to work, someone will surely wake you up!
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It is a pity that the work is not a wolf ... so it would have let her go to the forest for a couple of weeks ...
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Good conversation shortens the working day!
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Alas, I absolutely do not have time to live, I only have time to work (((
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Work is the best cure for all ills.
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The smaller the position, the more noticeable your absence from the workplace.
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Judging by the last salary, one gets the feeling that our bosses, no, no, yes, and they will drink from a hoof!!!
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Someone else's work, for some reason always easy ...
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Crap! This work, work, work… There is no time to spend money!
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No matter how hard you work, there will always be a goat who works less and gets more.
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With such a salary, work becomes just a hobby ...
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Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!
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Being a boss is easy - you give a crazy order, and the horror of its consequences makes subordinates do everything right.
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Previously, they worked tirelessly, now without raising their ass!
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Smart people are those who make money with their minds, and wise people are those for whom these smart people work.
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Big consumers of oxygen are bosses. When they are not, breathe easily!
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Our whole life is a struggle: before dinner with hunger, after dinner with sleep!
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(T) Laziness can also be useful - as a protection against overwork.
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Today the boss is not at work, I don’t even go out to smoke - I’m afraid to go home ...))))
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It's amazing how important your job is when you need to take time off from it, and how little it matters when you ask for a raise)))
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Who is looking for a job: schedule 2/5, salary 75,000-100,000, vacation 62 days... Call!!! Let's search together!
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To work like a seal - wake up the dick! And from work, like a deer - you'll catch up with dick!
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Pick a job you love and you won't have to work a day in your life. (Confucius)
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In our time, they run wild at home, go wild in the service, and again feel like people - in nature.
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And who else, waking up in the morning, thinks ... Well, today I’ll definitely come home from work and immediately go to bed!
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And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful!
Everything is simpler with us - summer, summer cottage, shovels, rakes, vodka with beer!!!
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If you work all the time and never rest, you can become the richest man in the cemetery ...
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Never do something right the first time, otherwise no one will appreciate how difficult it was later.
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On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do anything and think, but on a full stomach, he cannot.
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Go to work or sleep? Sleep or go to work? I'll go to work and sleep!!!
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Study, study and study again - because you still won’t find work!
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The best job is a highly paid hobby.
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If a brilliant idea came to the head of the boss, then someone will be doing shit all day
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Symptoms of office sickness - before lunch you fight hunger, after lunch with sleep and all the time you feel like you are not being paid extra.
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The hardest thing to get a job for women! Everyone needs 18-year-old girls with 30 years of work experience, with two degrees and adult children!
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Today I earned money, and I realized that today is Friday only when at 4 o'clock with a cry of Who is the last - that sucker the director ran away
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If you quit, what will you live on? If to work, then to live when?
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Work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.
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I don’t regret, I don’t call, I don’t cry, I just don’t have time. I work, Ishachu ... :)))
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From the lips of an accountant: “What do you all understand! No orgasm compares to what you experience when the balance converges!
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Only in Russia can a person study for free, receive treatment for free and work for free.
Statuses about work and about work
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This can only happen with us: you are at work and you think “Where would I get money from ...”
Labor made a tired monkey out of a monkey.
The work is not a wolf, but a rabbit. It doesn’t run away into the forest, but fades away ...
Work is not money! It doesn't end!!!
Cool statuses about work
People are willing to do anything for money! Even to work...
I came to work after a vacation, I feel like children in a kindergarten - I want to cry and go home!
Work is a place where you want to eat before dinner, sleep after dinner, and all the time you are haunted by the feeling that you are not paid enough ...
Working in a big company is when you say hello to a person for three years, but you don’t know who he is.
The boss is always right, but it is human to err.
With my salary, I have to come to work, say hello and ... leave!
At work, I want only one thing - in the pillow kingdom, the blanket state ...
I moved the sofa to another wall, since there is an outlet there. Added to the resume: "interior specialist."
I love going to work! And from work too! But these 8 hours between walking are the most terrible!
The best defense is an attack, so instead of "Explanatory" always write "Report".
If my boss saw how I work on myself in the morning to get out of bed, he would add to my salary!
One boss went on vacation, and the whole team rested ...
The director arrived. He does not work himself and prevents others from working!
It was a good week - I only wanted to quit three times.
Soon we will have a salary again... Five minutes at the ATM... Half an hour in the store... Again we have no money!
Ah, work, work, go to Fedot, laundry to Sasha, ironing to Dasha, cooking to Romka, and I have a ticket to rest!
How hard it is for me to work when there is no director ... I don’t even go out to smoke ... I’m afraid I’ll go home :)
Nothing lifts the mood in the office in the morning like a couple of Viagra tablets thrown into a common kettle.
We always give 100% at work. 11% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 41% on Wednesday, 17% on Thursday and 6% on Friday!
Interestingly, is it only in Russian that the word “work” is formed from the word “slave”, and “dismissal” from the word “freedom”?
If you work like a horse, sit down, take a couple puffs on your cigarette. Nicotine will kill this beast inside you!
Requires a brigade of sleepers, not intimate, but you have to fuck! ツ
I think I'm pregnant ... I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea ...
If you are a talented worker, with initiative and intelligence, and there are only idiots around, then you will do the work for them and yourself.
If you do not have the strength and desire to work, then you are still young.
I want a job like Santa Claus: in 364 days!!!
NO salary in envelopes! YES to salary in suitcases!
Study, study and study again, because you still won’t find a job.
I can afford a lot ... But the salary - does not allow!
It's hard to be macho. Every day at work donkey.
Working is not a woman's business! A woman must go to work to show new dresses!
Statuses about work with meaning
Work is work, but in this life you still need to do something useful.
What you do best is your calling.
It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.
Are you going on vacation? Are you immortal?
When I leave work, I try my best not to run :)
A successful career is when you rush to work while everyone else is heading to the barbecue.
Thursday is better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!
They learn from their mistakes - they make a career from others.
Nothing is valued so cheaply and costs so much as our work.
Anyone who wants to see the results of his work immediately should become a shoemaker.
If you don’t know how to work with your head, work with a shovel.
He who cannot have 2/3 of the day for himself should be called a slave.
Do they also ask you at work as if they were smart, but they pay you like fools?
You'll never make money if you think they're making it.
Work ennobles a man, but idleness makes him happy.
If you postpone until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, there will be two free days.
Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.
If you want to earn money, work; if you want to get rich, invent something of your own.
Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life.
One who cannot smile should not trade. — Statuses about work
The specifics of life in a metropolis is such that some workers get tired before they reach work.
Be with who you want to be. Work where it is comfortable and interesting for you to work.
When work is pleasure, life is good! When work is a duty, life is slavery!
It's so hard to steal! It feels like I earned this money.
The boss begins to truly appreciate the employee only during his absence ...
The initial 20% of the effort produces 80% of the results, and the remaining 80% of the effort produces only 20% of the results.
I love weekends. You can quickly and without traffic jams to get to work!
Salary is a measure of the humiliation with which the state treats this profession.
Too much work is bad. And to work hard and get little is not only harmful, but also stupid.
The pen you write with in the office will never run out! You'll have it squandered before.
I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..
Funny statuses about work
I work, I work, and I'm not afraid of work, if my right side gets tired, I'll turn to my left!
Coming to work drunk is like playing a computer game. The main thing is to get past the boss.
Bullshit in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing, reaction and vigilance in general
In the office, I behave like a house cat - I rustled and rustled papers, climbed into the closet with a businesslike face and go to dinner.
The first step on the way to work is done - I left my classmates!
Today I woke up abruptly due to the fact that it seemed that I was late for work. I opened my eyes and calmed down - fuuu, I'm at work!
Because of these endless holidays, my whole schedule has gone astray - I can’t fall asleep at work.
Cleaning lady Klava confidently walked towards her goal, sweeping away everything in her path.
What is this life?! Salary is paid once a month, but forced to work every day!
You can hardly go to work like a seal... And from work, like a deer - you will catch up with hell!
We are not afraid of work, we do not run away from work! There is no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep!
We have a very cool printer at work, judging by the sounds, he himself grinds wood and makes paper ...
Promotion! Only for those who worked well yesterday - a gift! New working day for free!
A large turnip has grown - very large, but does not want to work.
To work as if it were a holiday… jingling merrily with shackles.
At the next attempt to work, I again came across the Internet.
The lazier a person is, the more his work is like a feat.
Statuses about favorite work
A decent salary is when you already need to receive the next one, but you haven’t spent the previous one yet.
Favorite work is when you go there with joy, like to a refrigerator.
In order for you to be drawn to work at home, and to be drawn home at work, you need a secretary to give you at work, and at home there was always a package of cold beer in the refrigerator.
Happiness is when you go to work with joy in the morning and return home with joy in the evening.
I worked hard today, and I realized that today is Friday only when the director ran away at 4 o’clock, shouting “Who is the last - that sucker!”
Cool work is when you are half an hour late, you meet your boss, and he tells you: well done, today you are the first to come!
Statuses about a new job
I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It's a pity to send such a person to work!
I'm afraid to go to the interview. And suddenly they will take it, they will have to work.
I got a job recently ... Work - DAYS in three, the team - BITCHES in two ...
It is better to work 31 days than to look for a job for 1 day.
With confident steps, with fresh thoughts into a new life ...
To a new job is like a vacation
The new work is not a wolf, but a holy grail!
Short statuses about work
Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
Pull every nail from work, you are the owner here, not a guest!
When you know the "why", you will overcome any "how"
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
What are you doing at work? - I want to go home!
Subordinates love me… well, how they love me… they have no choice…
We know our worth well. It is always higher than our salary.
We shared the vaseline ... There are many of us, but there is only one boss ...
Smoke breaks, tea parties and gossip can cut the working day in half.
Patience and hard work do not suit me.
I am looking for a salaryman. Employers, please do not disturb!
Work is not a wolf. And here is the boss...
Uzbeks after sex turn away to the wall and plaster
Work is not sex - you should not like it.
You see interesting dreams at an interesting job :)
It is terrible that eternity consists of accounting periods.
It is better to work for yourself than to work for conscience.
It's good to do nothing, and then relax some more.
If you don’t feel like working for the third day, then today is Wednesday.
If the boss is wrong, then either he is not the boss, or you are not an employee.
Work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.
You can’t earn all the money, but to swell ... ツ
In terms of work efficiency, today I am somewhere at the level of a radish.
Not income paints a person, but the ability to hide them.
I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
Life is sad, but the salary is ridiculous.
An expert is a person who has stopped thinking because he already knows.
The most enjoyable part of the job is getting home.
The vacation was a success if you forgot the password to your work PC.
Those who get up early have not yet been laid off ...
I'm not afraid of work ... if something, I'll immediately get away!
How we are paid is TIN! How we work is REVENGE…
The most responsible days at work are salary and advance payment.
The watchman at the Adrenaline Rush plant works week after day.
Yesterday I was looking for justice. Today I am looking for a new job...
It is especially difficult to find a job when you don't want to work.
Work is not a wolf. Or rather, a goat!
Remember! The superstitious are left without the thirteenth salary!
Statuses about Monday and work
Monday - we leave the weekend, Tuesday - we are preparing for work, Wednesday - we work, Thursday - we have a rest from work, Friday - we are preparing for the weekend. Conclusion: maybe stop working on Wednesdays already???
It's not Monday that's a bad day, it's that you don't have a very good job.
The eye just stopped twitching, and tomorrow is Monday again.
Our man has two problems: finish before Friday and not die until Monday.
On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday, and even better on Wednesday ...
Old age is when you wash your hair not on Friday before a party, but on Monday before work ...)
Monday is when in the morning you trudge to work and sincerely envy the bum sweetly sleeping on the bench.
If you are saddened by the onset of Monday, work seven days a week :)
The shortest working day on Monday, I didn’t have time to wake up completely, and it’s already time to go home.
When you work on Monday off your shift, you want to kill
Alcohol on Monday morning is not only not harmful, but even useful.
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Work is work, but in this life you still need to do something useful.
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I work, I work and I am not afraid of work, if the right side gets tired, I will turn to the left!
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The first step on the way to work is done - I left my classmates!
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Do you want to drive X6 and live in a 5-room apartment? Press "exit" in classmates and go to work!
After 30 years, at a meeting of classmates, you can immediately see who studied how and who achieved what! A loser has 2 things: an apartment and a car, a triplet has 3 things: an apartment, a car and a dacha. An honors student has 5 things: glasses, debts, a bald head, a headache, and a stainless steel gold medal.
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Work is a place where you want to eat before dinner, sleep after dinner, and all the time you are haunted by the feeling that you are not paid enough ...
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Monday - we depart from the weekend, Tuesday - we are preparing for work, Wednesday - we work, Thursday - we have a rest from work, Friday - we are preparing for the weekend. Conclusion: maybe stop working on Wednesdays already???
In connection with the duties assigned to the IT department, it was decided to rename it to the department "IT, etc., etc ..."
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Got fired? Don't be upset! Borrow a cool brand new Mercedes for a day... Meet your ex-boss... Thank you)))
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The director arrived. He does not work himself and prevents others from working!
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When I leave work, I try my best not to run.
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We are not afraid of work, we do not run away from work! No work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep !!!
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Promotion!!! Only for those who worked well yesterday - a gift! New working day for free!!!
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I always give my 100% at work. 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday!
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I think I'm pregnant... I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...
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I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It's a pity to send such a person to work!
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The President said that a person working in Russia earns 27,000 rubles on average. I wonder if I don't work or I'm not a person... Or maybe I'm not in Russia at all...
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Who does not work, he successfully married.
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Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
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Gasoline has risen in price, vodka too. The rent and fines have been increased ... It's good that the salary was not increased. Some stability...
