Go to
Go, hut, go, hut,
Go, chicken, crested,
Walk, canopy and threshold,
And sour cream and cottage cheese.
If only, if yes, if only
Mushrooms grew on the nose
We would cook ourselves
Yes, and rolled into the mouth.
She drank tea,
Self-brewing.
I broke all the dishes -
She did the cooking.
We were walking with a sweetheart
Near our pond;
The frogs scared us -
Let's not go there again.
Baby what, baby what?
Honey angry at what?
Is it what people said
Did he notice it himself?
Mother sent me
Drive the goose
And I went out the gate
And let's dance!
I was sitting on the window
My dear rode on a cat,
Began to drive up to the window
Couldn't keep the cat.
Who has a cutie -
I have an artisan:
I gave shoes to sew -
Sewed beetroot birch bark.
Oh, cat, scat!
Do not sit on the threshold:
And then darling go
Stumble - fall.
On my sundress
Clubfoot roosters;
I myself am not a clubfoot -
Clubfoot groomsmen.
Your streets are straight
The back streets are oblique.
Can't walk down the street
Neighbors are toothy.
Run, dear, drown
You come to me to say goodbye:
I'll walk to the river
I'll show you a deeper place!
Isn't the forest enough?
I cut birch.
Are there not enough kids?
I love a married man!
Baby, don't knock
Pretty, don't mess around
under the middle window
Scratch a little.
In the yard across the meadow
Ducklings are running.
And I'm barefoot from the stove
I thought guys!
I walked through the village - the girls were sleeping,
Played the harmonica - got up,
Get up, wake up
The windows are gone.
Oh, stomp, foot,
Don't feel sorry for the boot
Tyatka will sew new ones
Or these will be sewn up.
I'm not a chick
I'm not mommy -
I grew up on the street
The chicken took me.
I'm going to dance
Nothing to eat at home
Crackers and crusts -
Supports on the legs.
Like Semyonovna
He sits on the stairs.
Yes, about Semyonovna
Songs are being sung.
You, Semyonovna,
Baba Russian:
chest high,
The jacket is narrow.
Oh, Semyonovna,
fashionable girl:
Bought a watch
Herself is hungry.
I'm going, I'm going
Two tracks apart.
Love good
Leave me skinny.
Here Semyonovna
Eating jam.
And so it fights
For acceleration.
The harmonica player is sitting
What's in the color box.
I love him,
And there is no date with him.
Oh mountain, mountain
And under the mountain - a stream.
Guided me
I don't know whose.
If the girls
Were fish
Behind them the boys
They jumped into the water.
Oh, Semyonovna,
leather skirt,
You, Semyonovna,
Complicated.
For Semyonovna
Mother saws me:
Do not sing, daughter
My head hurts.
Oh, Semyonovna,
Striped skirt.
Yes, Semyonovna
I don't have a voice.
At Semyonovna's
Shoes are tight.
what guys are here
Interesting!
Why did you bloom
Cornflower, in the rye?
Why did you come
My dear, tell me
Oh, Semyonovna,
Where are you roaming
Yes at night home
You are not.
Standing on the mountain
Large building.
There is no happiness in love
One suffering.
Oh, Semyon, Semyon,
You are green like a meadow.
And I, Semyonovna
The grass is green.
Oh, Semyonovna,
You are my little one
Yes I came to you
Yes, under the window.
Keep it up always
Your line
And stay
Heroine!
Ditties for children
In the morning, mother, our Mila
Gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give
And then she ate them herself.
Lazy in the morning Vova
comb through,
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
The chicken went to the pharmacy
And she said "Kukarek!
Give soap and perfume
To love roosters!
Irishka rode down the hill
- Was the fastest
Ira even their skis
Overtaken along the way!
Trinity - nonsense - rubbish!
I would perform all day long!
I don't want to study
And ditties are not too lazy to sing!
Once Alyosha went himself
For cereals in the supermarket.
“Mom, there is no cereal there,
I had to buy candy!”
Lyoshka is sitting at the table
Picking his nose
And the goat replies:
I still won't get out!
Yegor has two spatulas,
And Nina has molds.
I'm for it them tongue
I'll pop it out of the window.
I baked a cake
Treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a bug in a glass.
The grandfather taught the letter to the mouse,
And then the scribbles came out.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both wept bitterly.
I'll go out, I'll go out to dance
In brand new shoes
All the guys say
What am I like a picture!
Play it, balalaika
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along, don't yawn
Come out, dancers.
The lazy mother says:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy one: "Mommy,
I'm still small."
Sooty saucepan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours under the shower Julia
My grandmother washed it afterwards.
Dressed Dima in the morning
And fell down for some reason:
He stuck it out for no reason
Two legs in one pant.
I washed my hands under the tap
I forgot to wash my face
Trezor saw me
He barked, "What a shame!"
In the morning, mother, our Mila
Gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give
And then she ate them herself.
Boiled milk
Went far away.
I approach him again:
There is no milk to be seen.
Family and love
Why did you entice
When am I not nice to you?
You would say in autumn
I wouldn't go in winter.
I stood behind the porch
And they said: with a young man.
I took out my handkerchief
And they said: kissed.
Baby, don't knock
Pretty, don't mess around
Under the middle window
Scratch a little.
Get up, mama, early
Wash the stove with sand
The drolechka will go to get married -
I will pay with my voice.
Nothing that I'm small -
She took a star from the sky.
One evening I sat
The boy went crazy.
Mommy is not native
Chowder is cold
If only she were native,
She poured hot tea.
Oh mountain, mountain
And under the mountain - a stream.
Guided me
I don't know whose.
Soon I'll be the owner
At the sweetheart in the house:
They will sit down to supper
By my order.
Dear in autumn
Said a secret word:
- Save, sir,
Engagement ring.
Honey, you will lose happiness -
You won't marry me.
I'll cry for one day
You will be lost forever.
They came to marry me
With gilded bow.
While powdered, blushed,
We left for another.
Well, what is it to become
Carry buckets up the mountain?
I will marry there
Where is the water under the window.
Curtained the windows
Thin white linen.
To know, they betrothed a girlfriend,
Sits, crying under the window.
For high mansions,
Daddy, don't give up
A person is more precious than a house -
Choose a person.
Is the forest really not enough -
I'm cutting birch.
Are there really few kids?
I love a married man.
It would be nice to have shoes
On a light walk
So that mother does not hear
When I go home.
Don't scold me, mother
Do not scold, dear:
She herself was young
Came late.
Sewed a cute pouch,
And the glove came out.
Came dear, praised:
- What a craftswoman!
Russian ditties- an amazing folklore genre in which poems and sayings are combined with a song. Chastushkas in the Russian people are called funny short songs, which most often consist of 4 lines.
As a term, a ditty was introduced by G. I. Uspensky in 1889. Russian folk ditties were and remain very popular among both young people and adults. Chastushkas are sung at holidays, at various feasts, at children's matinees. Many ditties are invented by the people even now. They keep up with the times and remain both old and modern at the same time.
Russian folk ditties were often performed to the balalaika or accordion for one melody, but they could also sound without the support of an instrument. The listeners just laughed and clapped to the beat.
Like other oral folk art, ditties are quickly remembered by children. Chastushkas remain in the repertoire of holidays for preschoolers and schoolchildren. At the age of 3 to 5 years, kids easily and quickly memorize short funny ditties-songs and perform them with joy.
Go, hut, go, hut,
Go, chicken, crested,
Walk, canopy and threshold,
And sour cream and cottage cheese.
In the morning, mother, our Mila
Gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give
And then she ate them herself.
Lazy in the morning Vova
comb through,
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
The chicken went to the pharmacy
And she said "Kukarek!
Give soap and perfume
To love roosters!
Irishka rode down the hill -
Was the fastest;
Ira even their skis
Overtaken along the way!
If only, if yes, if only
Mushrooms grew on the nose
We would cook ourselves
Yes, and rolled into the mouth.
I'll go out, I'll go out to dance
In brand new shoes
All the guys say
What am I like a picture!
Play it, balalaika
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along, don't yawn
Come out, dancers.
She drank tea,
Self-brewing.
I broke all the dishes -
She did the cooking.
We were walking with a sweetheart
Near our pond;
The frogs scared us -
Let's not go there again.
Mother sent me
Drive the goose
And I went out the gate
And let's dance!
I was sitting on the window
My dear rode on a cat,
Began to drive up to the window
Couldn't keep the cat.
On my sundress
Clubfoot roosters;
I myself am not a clubfoot -
Clubfoot groomsmen.
In the yard and on the meadow
Ducklings are running.
And I'm barefoot from the stove
I thought guys!
I'm not a chick
I'm not mommy -
I grew up on the street
The chicken took me.
If the girls
Were fish
Behind them would be boys
They jumped into the water.
Standing on the mountain
Large building.
I have no happiness in love -
One suffering.
Scream bullshit!
I would perform all day long!
I don't want to study
And ditties are not too lazy to sing!
Once Alyosha went himself
For cereals in the supermarket.
“Mom, there is no cereal there,
I had to buy candy!”
Lyoshka is sitting at the table
Picks in the nose
And the goat replies:
I still won't get out!
Yegor has two spatulas,
And Nina has molds.
I'm for it them tongue
I'll pop it out of the window.
I baked a cake
Treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a bug in a glass.
The grandfather taught the letter to the mouse,
And then the scribbles came out.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both wept bitterly.
The lazy mother says:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy one: "Mommy,
I'm still small."
Sooty saucepan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours under the shower Julia
My grandmother washed it afterwards.
Dressed Dima in the morning
And fell down for some reason:
He stuck it out for no reason
Two legs in one pant.
I washed my hands under the tap
I forgot to wash my face
Trezor saw me
He barked, "What a shame!"
Boiled milk
Went far away.
I approach him again:
There is no milk to be seen.
Folk ditties, funny songs, and develop children, introduce them to the musicality of the Russian language. The rhythm and cheerful melody calls the child to dance to the beat of the ditty, and the meaning makes them laugh. Together with nursery rhymes and pestushkas, kids should be introduced to the ditty. Singing a ditty, you can show the child simple movements, and the baby will repeat after you.
We danced with a friend
Boots are rubber.
The public was watching us
Everyone opened their mouths.
Oh, one more time
We bow down now
Let's start the dance
We will try for you!
We begin to sing ditties,
Please don't laugh.
There are a lot of people here
We can get lost!
I've grown an inch
And Vitek - by as much as five.
And Lariska got fat,
Don't hug the whole class.
Vanka sits at the gate
mouth wide open,
And people won't understand
Where is the gate, and where is the mouth.
I caught a mouse in a cage
And there he locked it tightly,
After all, without a mouse you can’t assemble
Turnip in the garden.
Rook dreams of spring
And the angler is about carp.
And my little sister
Just about the Barbie doll.
Like my girlfriend
Pierced ears.
She suits the earrings
Well, like Babka-Yozhka.
From girlfriends-laughers
So much noise, ringing
Like a hundred rattles
Even from a million!
One of the most striking expressions of the character of the Russian people, their love of life and outstanding stamina in solving everyday problems and failures, are Russian folk ditties. Unlike other representatives of Russian national folklore (epics, proverbs, fairy tales), the texts of ditties do not belong to long-term material. Ditty quatrains are, as a rule, a popular response to some current event or an existing problem situation. Therefore, the longevity of the ditty mainly depends on the relevance of the content of its text.
The place of performance of ditties are all kinds of folk holidays, wedding celebrations and all kinds of feasts. It is at these events that Russian people sing good and evil, decent and obscene, about various life events and situations, about well-known celebrities and politicians, and about much, much more.
What ditties do Russian folk sing today at drinking events most often? The answer to this question is unequivocal - different! The ditty repertoire depends on the reason for the organization of the feast, and on the age and preferences of those present. In a word,
We will provide you ditties
Russian national,
Among them you can easily find
Suitable for a feast!
Russian folk ditties (texts without swearing)
We know a lot of ditties
Both good and bad.
Interesting to listen to
Who doesn't know any.
Oh dear friend,
All the people know about us.
No one will dance without you
Without me, he won't sing.
Shop, rolling shop,
Don't sit with me rich.
Better poor, but dear,
Sits next to me.
I'm ditty to ditty,
Like a thread, I knit.
You tell me, my friend
If I don't tell.
Don't look at me
That I'm skinny.
Mom did not feed lard,
.
Don't scold me, mama
Don't be so harsh.
You yourself were
Came late.
There is a young month in the sky,
Hid behind a cloud.
Come to me soon
I torture you with caresses!
I used to give everyone
Gate turns.
And now one is left
Nobody gets married!
Dandruff husband lime
Now it's a bummer.
And here's how to increase
Something sensible.
Fog is in the yard
The diaper dries.
All your love is a lie
Around the child.
Beyond the village
The frogs are croaking.
And I'm a pretty little noodle -
I hang on my ears.
Spring day has come
The cat on the roof screamed.
Soon I'll scream too
I really want to get married!
Russian folk ditties (texts for a feast)
Oh, you, pit, pit, pit ...
I don't know who dug.
There was a sweetheart on a date,
Accidentally fell into it.
They took me to court
And I'm all shaking:
Awarded a hundred eggs
And I'm not rushing!
What kind of party is this:
You are home and I am home.
And, in my opinion, a walk:
You are home and I am with you!
Are there not enough branches?
Do you cut birch?
Are there not enough girls?
Do you love married people?
Here I go to the garden,
I'm getting shit.
I push Sasha in the mouth
For his betrayal.
I don't need a pood of peas,
And you need a pea.
I don't need a lot of girls
Need one - good one!
Didn't swim for three weeks
And I caught not a belly louse.
She's fat, big
You can't kill with a rifle.
Saleswoman in the store
She called me "pig".
Grandmothers thought pork
They lined up behind me.
It is known that unexpected guests bring some trouble to the owners of the feast. What exactly such visitors can bring with them will be told by the texts of ditties on the attached video.
Chastushki Russian folk funny and cool
I stoked the stove with letters,
Didn't add wood.
Everything looked like it was burning
My first love.
There is fog in the yard -
Zero visibility.
Under the mountain a man lies -
Russian real estate.
My mother beat me
That I came late.
To not wake up my mother
I'll be coming in the morning!
And I'm with this gentleman
I want to get acquainted.
My beauty is not enough
I'll pay for moonshine.
Oh mother, my mother
Doesn't let you in at night.
And I'll go for a walk during the day,
I'll do more!
There was a time when I danced
On high heels,
And now I'm sitting on the stove -
Two children in arms.
I cooked from a book
And she closed...
How do I guess now
What was brewing there.
Ditties have a beginning
Ditties have an end.
Who listened to our ditties,
Let's just say - well done!
Chastushka- This is a short rhyming folk song (regardless of whether it is sung quickly or drawn out). This is a relatively new genre of oral folk art in terms of content and form.
Chastushkas arose in the second half of the 19th century. This term was introduced by the writer G.I. Uspensky in the essay "New Folk Songs" in 1889. In this essay, G.I. Uspensky gave the characteristics of folk rhymes.
The origins of ditties are game and dance choruses, "combined" round dance songs, buffoons jokes, wedding "teasers" and city songs. Chastushka is characterized by the topicality of the topic, the unexpectedness of metaphors and rhymes, the melodious-recitative type of melody, and improvisation based on stable musical forms.
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Put your ears on top
Listen carefully,
I will sing ditties to you,
It's entertaining.
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The squirrel sang and danced
Like a factory.
I've worn out all my boots,
Went home barefoot.
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Instructed the hippo
Very important work
A stubborn hippo
Did the opposite.
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There was a sweetheart on a date,
The cat crossed the road
And the darling was frightened -
Didn't come to the meeting.
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We were sitting with a sweetie
By the river under the bridge.
He went and I said:
"A monkey with a tail."
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A blue tractor was driving
handsome driver,
I wanted to give a pen
You can't see it in the dust.
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My dear deceived me
He said flying.
I came to the airport
And he sweeps.
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My dear deceived me
I don't care about it
I am such a frog
I can catch it with a sieve.
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My darling is like a calf
There is only one difference:
My darling drinks from a mug
And a calf from a bucket.
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There used to be buns
And now the bananas.
There used to be girls
And now Madonna!
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There used to be glasses
And now the glasses.
There used to be boys
And now cheeky!
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Dinosaurs are our ancestors
Drawing on the rock
And now Semyon vignettes
Cuts out on the table.
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Vadim began to put on airs,
Walks proudly
As if he became not a link,
And an English lord!
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Reason for being late
Tolya instantly composes -
That saved Zina from the wolf,
He found a meteorite!
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Andrey runs faster than everyone
And goes down the hill.
And behind the desk he trembles,
Like a mouse in a hole!
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Wet broom Yegorka
So it whips Vanya -
spring-cleaning
Turned into a bath!
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Dirty Pasha looks proudly
On the guys by right,
Simply Pasha is a master of sports
Ditch jumping!
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Lesson just started
Marina sends a note -
"Very tasty pie
I'm changing to toffee!"
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Nikita bullies everyone
Receives cuffs.
Someone collects stamps
And Nikita is bruised!
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Masha ate laughing
Buckwheat porridge.
Washed for an hour
Buckwheat Masha!
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Although the grades are not very
Shura is very famous
Because, by the way,
He moves his ears!
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Vadim has no patience,
He didn't learn his lesson
And for half a poem
Got half a quarter!
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Vova is spinning in the buffet,
Breaks forward.
Have pity on Vova, children,
Give Vova a sandwich!
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Kostya learns gossip
And then it breaks.
Distributes gossip to everyone,
Even if they don't ask him.
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Called the champion
Anton throws at the target
Yellow unidentified
Flying briefcase!
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Even on Tanya's birthday
Vitya out of habit
Tanya instead of congratulations
Pulled on pigtails.
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Vova did not waste time
Congratulations Vovochka -
He lied from three boxes
And another box!
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Everything that Petya picked up
He shoves it into his pocket.
If Petya took a walk,
The janitor is resting.
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Don't look at me
Break your eyes!
I'm not from your village
You do not know me!
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The tunic was altered
Me in the tailor once:
Sewn a pocket to the sleeves
And a gas mask on the back.
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Buy papa lisaped
I will go to the village council.
I'll tell the chairman
That I'm getting married!
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Sitting cute on the porch
With a facial expression.
Expresses on the face
That he sits on the porch.
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Two flowers on the window
Blue and blue.
Nobody knows about love
Only I'm cute.
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I loved him
Black, it seems.
And he, a red dog,
It smears with gutalin.
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I'm on Kolya in the hallway
She stomped her heels.
Although I did not love Kolka,
But the candy was gone.
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Stretch the accordion wider
You listen, dear:
Why don't I kiss?
You are still snotty!
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Guests gathered at the table
All happy sit.
And the owners are shaking
Will they all eat?
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There lived a grandfather and a woman,
We ate Unkle-Benz porridge.
And the old woman, in business,
The black man gave birth.
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Gali's legs are blue,
Galya was taken to the clinic.
We took a closer look, and Gali
These jeans are faded.
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Little son came to his father
And the little one said:
- "Thousand" dollars on the table
Or it will be bad.
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As a child, a girl used to
My mother was scared by the police.
Now the girl has grown
All the police are afraid.
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Stowaway uncle and aunt
The controller drove home!
It was on the plane...
Fifteen miles above the ground.
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My dear lies in the Jacuzzi,
The pager is on the belly.
My darling is a racketeer
Controls the toilet.
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Sitting cute on the fence
In aluminum pants.
And who cares
What is the width of the bolts.
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Grandma buried grandfather
I cried all the way
And grandfather from his pocket
Moonshine was dripping.
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We sang ditties to you,
Is it good, is it bad.
And now we ask you
Let us clap for you!
For more than a hundred years, the texts of funny ditties have been composed and sung by the Russian people, both in villages and in cities. And although the theme of ditties has changed significantly, the humor and enthusiasm in the texts of these songs has not decreased. In addition, it seems that cheerful ditty texts have become more diverse and richer than the very life of Russians. Today's ditty not only sees and hears everything, but also wants to know and knows absolutely everything.
Various wedding and holiday feasts, kitchen gatherings and parties are events where the performance of funny short songs will be very useful. Do you want to support the Russian tradition? Then read and remember
Funny ditties (texts for a feast)
What are you, guests, sad,
Have you hung your heads?
Read these texts
It will be fun right away!
Wide is my native land,
There are many fields, seas and rivers in it.
I don't know any other country like this...
Because I have not been anywhere!
I am laundry soap
Bought a wash for a man.
Husband screamed for the whole block,
But he did not become a businessman.
There is a rumor going around the village
That my darling loves two.
Love darling love them
I love three myself.
At the entrance under the balcony
It smells strongly of moonshine.
This is a husband to his Natalka
Returning from fishing.
Don't judge me harshly
I don't have fun anyway.
Because I have left
Two months until retirement!
Texts of funny mischievous ditties
On a diet for a whole year
The girl has been...
The doctor won't get in
Syringe in the buttock.
Behind the hill, by the stream,
Lying girl draw.
Well, let yourself lie
Time does not value itself!
I make an appointment
On a cliff near the edge...
It will be cute to pester -
I'll teach him to fly!
You will run, dear, to drown -
Come and say goodbye to me.
I'll walk to the river -
I'll suggest a deeper place!
Evening to my husband
Showed a sex brochure.
He couldn't figure it out
Well, the neighbor helped!
If you want to visit me -
Ride to the station.
Check in your wife
And throw away the receipt!
Once on the beach diver
Saved the drowning
And when he married her
He himself went and drowned himself.
If I knew, if I knew
Whom should I be married to
I would tell my mother-in-law
Do not plant cabbage at all!
Sitting cute on the porch
With a facial expression.
Expresses that face
Than sit on the porch.
Buy liquid soap
She stole a hundred rubles.
Girlfriend thought jam
She took everything and ate it.
Everything in the ditty will be reflected:
New day and the last century.
As if in a mirror, looks
There is a Russian person in it.
Cherry blossoms in the garden
Next to her is a bird cherry.
Oh why did I get married
For such an idiot!
Hello my dear
Russian potatoes!
I dug you for three days -
The back is like an accordion!
I compose ditties
I sing them for fun.
If you like them
Then pay a ruble!
We sang ditties to you
Ninety-nine times!
Is it true today
No one will give us vodka?
