Funny poems about an accountant

Poems for the chief accountant
Accountant, we got together
To sweeten your whole life
Grab your congratulations
Pounce on wishes!
We wish you dear happiness,
Fun is bright - mischievous,
So that no illness, no trouble,
Never visited!

Congratulations to the chief accountant of 55 years
Salaries faithful hour,
Excellent student of the school desk,
Health to you, golden,
Our favorite accountant!

How we love the day when
At the checkout people are crowding,
Evaluation of our work -
That bird is in your hands!

Funny poems about an accountant
invoices and payments,
Reporting and certificates,
payroll calculations,
Miscellaneous income and expenses -

Everything is kept in mind by an accountant.
We congratulate you master!
Let everything match during reconciliations,
We wish there were fewer checks!

Funny poems about an accountant
So that our budget would be deficit-free,
(After all, all finances, we know, are vociferous)
IN large volume a variety of estimates
Financiers must take into account the costs.
Let all reports be only on time,
In the affairs of order, the numbers are all "lined",
And a personal financier's wallet
Let never know the deficit!

Congratulations to the chief accountant in prose
Everyone has their own checking account
An accountant is fate there and she is a financier.
She doesn't put money on him.
Love, illness, joy - all there.
By debit - love, success, honor,
On credit - illness and failure.
Fate dispassionately keeps records,
She is destiny - and she cannot do otherwise!
I want, accountant, to wish you
May every birthday be new
(Though many times count fate)
The rest will be debit only!

Poems for a man accountant
Oh finance! Fairy word!
Power and strength, intelligence and beauty.
Everyone wants, but few are ready
Give life to financial accounts.

This is work worthy of a poem
And now, and the abyss of years ago.
Strict problem solving
Looking to the future.

Congratulations to a woman colleague accountant
In places where money grows
Despite the crisis and smog,
The financier goes to the top,
His town is flourishing.
This is not a field of miracles for you,
Give loans and not burn out,
Distribute interest to depositors,
And have time to grow the currency.
Congratulations, professional
Happy holiday, financier's day,
And we want you to grow
To unearthly heights very quickly.
Don't forget about your health
About smile, love and happiness,
And to you for permanent work,
Let it be a hundredfold, but it will be rewarded!

Funny poems about an accountant
Under the musical strict rhythm,
Under the old romances
Congratulations to you who watch, keep,
Saving up finances for us!

Funny poems about an accountant
You are the master of acts and textures,
Debits, credits and balances.
Without you, we are just like without hands,
You are our chief accountant!

Our whole firm loves you
And on your holiday today
We want to convey from us
A few different wishes:

We wish to be friends with numbers,
But so that they do not dominate you!
Come with a smile on Monday
And leave with her at the end of the week!

Funny poems about an accountant
End of the block like always
Oh, hard times!
This is such a maet -
Get the balance right now!

But you can do all the goals,
in the finance department,
Today is a holiday, don't worry!
The minstrels sing to you!

Funny poems about an accountant
A people who passionately believe
And knowledgeable accounting,
An accountant who respects money
A debit with a credit will always bring you down.
Hence our advance payment, salary,
And the prize is calling ahead.
Accountant, we adore you,
You are wonderful people!
Please accept our congratulations
And wishes from the heart
Let there be joyful years
Well, centuries are good!
Let there be honey in a pot of happiness
Jam in a jar of love
Undying inspiration
Health is strong inside.

50 years to the chief accountant congratulations
Reports, balances, declarations,
In your arms they are submissive like children.
This is the business of life, this is your bread,
You know everything about them firsthand.
Happy Accountant's Day, I congratulate you,
Let the debit and credit converge beautifully.
And I wish you with all my heart
Be healthy, successful and happy!

Congratulations in verse to the chief accountant
Tax day! In this sweet hour
We are extremely happy to congratulate you!
What if somewhere one of us
Want to hide prizes, awards?!
You can't see happiness from that hiding place -
He will get to you for education:
He wants to pay taxes
To the countries of national prosperity!
It is your law to love your people
We wish. Live long, carelessly
Have a house, a car, a garden!..
And milk your cows, of course!

Funny poems about an accountant
Papers on the right and on the left
Advice, invoices, bills...
And you are the queen among them!
Other queens are no match.
Such a big arrival
You will definitely give a fret.
For this slave work
You won't get a royal salary.
And if it gets hard,
You don't hold grudges against people.
You give yourself without a trace
For grandchildren, family and friends.
We won't let you go on vacation
And you do not ask to rest!
A Russian woman has a hobby:
Plow, and again - plow!

Ditties about an accountant

Do not sit, accountant, decorously,
Eat more, sing loud!
There's a reason for the fun
You are our hero today! ©

Not a fan of spending money
Our accountant dear!
You are the master of finance
Wise like no other! ©

Numbers, numbers day-to-day -
You only dream of peace!
To you, accountants from God,
I wish you a lot of money! ©

Calculated the salary
And brought the balance to everything -
They are waiting, accountant, for us salads,
So let's get to the table! ©

Ditties about an accountant are cool

Accountants don't have accounts
We don't have tea last century!
But they need for reports
Robot, not human!

Let with an iron hand
The idol brings in the figures,
And the accountant river
Money is pouring into your pocket! ©

On Accountant's Day voluminous
I give you a wallet!
I want to be economical
And hearty congratulations! ©

All program 1C
Raised to heaven!
Only the golden principle -
You have to think with your head! ©

Wait...

Our accountant is a pro in business
And as reliable as anyone!
Nothing that he became in the body
And the coat doesn't fit! ©

Day of the accountant at the start -
Clink of glasses, forks knock!
Let them fly with such passion
All calculations out of hand! ©

Toast for an accountant

We don't care about rain and snow
Bad weather is not terrible!
Pour all accountants
To the brim. For happiness! ©

In our company every year
The income just keeps growing!
For accountants! Their genius
May it bring you more rewards!

We wish them well
Today more than yesterday! ©

Accountant's day toast

Let Accountant's Day Begin
Today is the countdown of new cases,
They bring good luck
Let's drink to accountants! Firework! ©

On the day of the accountant we will cancel
All postings and accounts!
We drink for life, for change -
Let's go gentlemen! ©

Forget about reports and loans,
Today there is neither sad nor angry!
We drink for accounting, for ours,
And until midnight we all sing and dance! ©

Cool toast to an accountant

Hey, accountant, your holiday -
Don't care about everything!
Let's drink together with you -
Cool vodka went! ©

Happy accountant's day, colleague!
Main holiday- do not snooze!
A glass in hand and running
Sing along with us! ©

Other congratulations to accountants !

Children's riddles about professions will help your kids make an entertaining journey into the world of work. In a simple and interesting way, they will learn the difference between a doctor and a cook, a salesman and a teacher. Find out what kind of tool people use in different professions. The process of guessing riddles captivates the child so much that he will ask you to guess him again and again, so collect riddles in reserve.

We get up very early
After all, our concern is to take everyone to work in the morning.
Answer: ( Driver)
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Last time I was a teacher
The day after tomorrow - the driver.
He must know a lot
Because he...
Answer: ( Artist)
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Even on the set of a movie frame,
Though on the stage here in the theater,
We are obedient to the director
Because we...
Answer: ( actors)
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I work in the theatre.
I'm just an aunt during intermission.
And on the stage - the queen,
That granny, then the fox.
Knows Kolya and Larisa,
What in the theater I ...
Answer: ( Actress)
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Brings a glass eye
Click once - and remember you.
Answer: ( Photographer)
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This worker at least where!
He accompanies trains.
Answer: ( Conductor, Railwayman)
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Chalk writes and draws,
And fights with mistakes
Teaches to think, reflect,
What's his guys name?
Answer: ( Teacher)
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Will fly up into the sky like a swallow,
Dive into the lake as a fish.
Answer: ( Diver)
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Tell me who's so delicious
Prepares cabbage soup
smelly meatballs,
salads, vinaigrettes,
All breakfasts, lunches?
Answer: ( Cook)
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I will find them in the restaurant -
These people in caps
They conjure over pots
With ladles in hand.
Answer ( Cook)
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This sorceress
This artist
Not brushes and paints
A comb and scissors.
She possesses
Mysterious power:
Who will touch
He will become handsome.
Answer: ( Hairdresser)
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We must fight fire
We are partners with water.
We are very much needed by all people,
Answer quickly, who are we?
Answer: ( firefighters)
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Here on the edge with caution
He paints iron with paint,
He has a bucket in his hand
He himself is colorfully painted.
Answer: ( Painter)
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I'll throw a stick, I won't kill a jackdaw,
I don't pluck feathers, I don't eat meat.
Answer: ( Fisherman)
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We will rise when you sleep
And sift the flour in a sieve,
Let's heat up the oven
To bake bread in the morning.
Answer: ( Baker)
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The horn sings, the horn sings!
We drive the herd to the meadow.
We graze cows all day
As soon as it becomes hot - we drive into the shade.
Answer: ( Shepherds)
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Goats, cows calls, clicks,
He plays his twisted horn.
Answer: ( Shepherd)
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Sharpens parts on the machine
This staff member...
Answer: ( Turner)
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In the circus, he is the funniest of all.
He has great success.
It remains only to remember
The merry fellow, as he is called.
Answer: ( Clown)
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He protects nature
Drives away poachers
And in winter at the feeders
The forest animals are waiting for a visit.
Answer: ( Forester)
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He drives a great plane,
Safe flight with him
Real ace….
Answer: ( Pilot)
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The earth awaits his work,
As soon as the dawn lights up the rays.
In the spring he combs the fields,
Autumn will come - shear.
Answer: ( Farmer)
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He gives us the goods and the check
Not a philosopher, not a sage
And not a superman
And the usual...
Answer: ( Salesman)
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They put dexterous two hands
Heels on shoes.
And heel heels -
Also the work of these hands.
Answer: ( Shoemaker)
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He pours grain into the mill.
You name him soon.
Answer: ( miller)
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Who in the days of sickness
more useful than all
And heals us of all
Diseases?
Answer: ( Doctor)
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He, going on his round,
He puts on a medical gown,
He puts medicines in a bag,
Then he walks to the barnyard.
Answer: ( Vet)
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Don't be afraid of the pediatrician
Don't worry, calm down
And of course don't cry
It's just childish...
Answer: ( Doctor)
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We are suffering from a cold again,
We call the doctor at home.
He will give us sick leave.
And who is he as an expert?
Answer: ( Therapist)
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Hidden here is the question:
Doctor with thread and needle
What's the name? remember
And give me a quick answer.
Answer: ( Surgeon)
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This doctor will remove
I have easy appendicitis.
The scalpel is his best friend
Who is that doctor? …!
Answer: ( Surgeon)
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How can you see through the wall?
In glasses and in the light, and then not be able to.
And meanwhile he saw through it
Not only me, but also my heart.
Answer: ( Radiologist)
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This doctor is not just a doctor,
He heals people's eyes
Even if you can't see well
You can see everything with glasses.
Answer: ( Optometrist)
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The ship sails in the yellow sea.
Who is leading the ship on the sea?
Answer: ( Combiner)
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In the book sea it is endless
The real captain.
Find any book
Help us quickly!
Answer: ( Librarian)
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Among the clouds, on high,
We are building a new house together
So that in warmth and beauty
The people in it lived happily.
Answer: ( Builders)
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silver needle
I led a thread in the sky.
Who is brave
white thread
He sewed the sky, but hurried:
Has the tail of the thread fluffed up?
Answer: ( Pilot)
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Who walks in the parade
Ribbons are twisted behind the back,
Ribbons twist, and in the detachment
There are no girls.
Answer: ( Sailors)
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fun work,
Enviable from the heart!
Whistle when the hunt
Yes, wave your wand!
Answer: ( Policeman)
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No one in the world can do that
With one hand
Stop the flow of passers-by
And skip the trucks.
Answer: ( Police officer-regulator)
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We dig deep into the earth
And in the depths of the earth
We mine coal for people,
To heat the house.
Answer: ( Miners)
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He will pass along the wagon -
Find stowaways.
His friend is sitting in the workshop -
He takes care of the quality.
Answer: ( Controller)
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Who, tell me, through the woods
Walks bowing to mushrooms?
Answer: ( Mushroomer)
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Everyone is glad to see him
When there is a waterfall in the kitchen.
Answer: ( Plumber)
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Pilot Borya has a friend
Paint all around.
Rain on the window
So it will grow...
Answer: ( Artist)
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jumped down -
Hanging on a flower
Touched the earth
The flower has turned.
Answer: ( skydiver)
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The artist has a sister
He can sing very loudly.
Birds sing along to Nastya,
So it will grow...
Answer: ( Singer)
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Lunch in kindergarten
The cook samples the dishes.
But my mother is not around
Who sets the table there?
Answer: ( Nanny, teacher assistant)
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He worked in the sweet shop for a day,
The dessert result turned out -
Eclairs, cake, Napoleon.
Now think, who is he?
Answer: ( Confectioner)
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Cooks with Valera in a quarrel,
He again argues about tastes.
He loves debate
So it will be...
Answer: ( Deputy)
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He will show us the whole city,
It will tell you everything about him.
And we are waiting for questions
And he will find an answer to everything.
Answer: ( Guide)
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The deputy is friends with Marina.
The one that dances forever,
After all, the beautiful Marina
Become a dream...
Answer: ( ballerina)
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In the firm, he considers profit
Everyone gets paid.
And he is not too lazy to count
All taxes all day.
Answer: ( Accountant)

Poems about an accountant:

How not to praise an accountant? He gives us money
And advances, and salaries, and, of course, accountability!
Yes, accountant is power (and it sounds cute!)
Can he reduce the pay: deduct alimony at once,
Withhold your rent, deposit your salary
So once again it’s not worth arguing loudly with him about business,
It’s better to agree right away, in an instant his face will brighten up,
And he will forget at the same hour to withhold an advance from you!
Yes, the accountant is not bored: he checks the balance with the bulldo,
Boldly talks about VODKA, makes a dashing summary,
The main one keeps records, makes offsets with the company,
He checks the turns (this is how he checks himself),
Counts all expenses, collects income in a pile,
Conjure: here it just works BALANCE!
How many deeds, deeds, deeds: and among them there are no superfluous ones,
Everyone is important and very urgent, but they don't pay overtime:
So let's say, finally: you, an accountant, well done!
Be healthy, be diligent, be successful in your career,
Let comfort reign at home, the boss always thanks,
The family is always happy, in general, happy holiday to you!
Source: Internet

Jokes.

The son asks his businessman father:
- Dad, do we have anything to read from science fiction or mysticism?
- Yes, my accountant's tax report.
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Murphy's Law for Accountants:
If the balance does not immediately converge, then there is an error in it.
Consequence: If the balance converged - two errors.
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21:00 pm…
Two accountants draw up (bring up) a balance sheet. Both order worn out - tired.
One asks the other:
- Listen, how many months are there in a year?
Another, without looking up from the notes:
- Ten. Without VAT
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The tax inspector asks the accountant:
- Why, as a test, do you immediately get sick?
To which the accountant replies:
Yes, I'm allergic to you!

Jokes about accountants

Where the hell is our accountant?
- Gone to the casino, chief!
- It's unheard of! IN work time?
- Yes, boss. But this is the only chance to balance the annual balance!

An old accountant worked in one state organization. He has worked there for many years. Employees noticed one oddity behind him - when he was sitting at his desk, he always pushed back the drawer a little and constantly peeped there, but as soon as he approached him, he immediately moved it. This terrible secret I just exhausted everyone - what is he hiding there ?! Finally, the time has come for retirement. They saw him off, noted - and everyone ran to the table, to see what he was hiding there. They open it - and there is a small, greasy piece of paper: "Credit at the window, debit at the wall."

A young accountant gets a job.
The chief accountant gives her the task:
- And make no mistake, please count this amount twice.
After a while, she comes up to him and says:
- I counted ten times!
- Well done! I love diligent workers.
- Here are all ten results recorded.

Announcement in the newspaper about the search for a chief accountant: "The chief accountant is urgently required! Preferably with knowledge of accounting."

Tax office. Time of submission of the annual report. A lathered chief accountant comes out of the inspector's office. He sighs with relief: "I passed ...". Voice from the queue: "Let me write off!"

Chief Accountant company long suffered from insomnia and decided to see a doctor.
Doctor, I can't sleep at night.
- And you, when you can’t sleep, try to count elephants to fall asleep. The chief accountant sighs heavily.
- That's the thing, I've already tried it. Only if I make a mistake, then I look for an error for three hours.

The agenda for the meeting was:
1. Accountant Ivanov criticizes the director.
2. Farewell to the accountant Ivanov.

The company has a tax audit. Everything is correct, there is nothing to complain about. Accountant happy! The tax inspector too:
- You fine!-!?
- For bullying the tax office.

A conversation between two accountants:
- My dog ​​reminds me of our tax inspector.
- ???
- Constantly digs something, while looking at me smart eyes and can't explain anything.

Eternity consists of accounting periods...

An employee who has just received a salary, to an accountant:
- You didn't give me 20 dollars!
- That's right, but last time you were given 20 dollars more, why were you silent then?
- Because if you made a mistake once, you can close your eyes to it, but two is already too much!

A man comes into the accounting department and asks:
- Tell me, do they pay salaries here?
- Yes. Here.
- Hello, my name is TOTAL.

A novice accountant, after two days of fruitless attempts to manually balance the balance sheet, looks up from his papers and says: “This is necessary! My numbers don’t agree with mine!”

The boss addresses his accountant:
- Listen, you have been working in my company for more than 10 years and have never asked for an increase in salary. What kind of dark deeds are you doing here?!

A taxi driver friend said: - If at three o'clock in the morning they call a taxi, and at the same time everyone is SOBER - it means that they are definitely accountants!

In the firm, at the height of the working day, wild screams are heard, guys in camouflage and masks burst in. Everyone is in treason, then a cry: "Lie down, this is a robbery!" The chief accountant, sinking to the floor: "They scared me, but I thought it was the tax police ..."

Tax inspection about accountants: "And yet they spin!"

The conversation of the children of the "new Russians":
- Yesterday I got on my dad's computer, there is such a crazy game ... "1C Accounting", I reached the third level.
- So what is next?
- Then they crushed me with taxes.

And who are you by profession? - I am a Master of black and white accounting!

In a court. Charming blonde The accountant is asked:
- Do you know what you are supposed to do for such actions?
- I know. The director said a piece of bucks and a fur coat

April... Quarterly report in full swing ... One chief accountant calls another chief accountant:
- Hello!
- Hello!
- So, how are you?
- Thanks, everything is fine!
Oh, sorry, I don't seem to be in the right place...

Accountants don't die, they just lose their balance.

The accountant checks the invoices that the employee brought from the business trip:
What is this astronomical sum?
- Hotel bill.
- And who authorized you to buy a hotel?

Armenian radio is asked:
- How to explain to an accountant what a beat is?
- Elementary - this is a byte minus taxes.
- And how to explain to him what a byte is?
- Elementary - explain to him 8 times what a beat is.
- And how to explain what a kilobyte is?
It's too long to tell...

The son reads a book and asks his accountant father:
- Dad, is The Inspector General a comedy or a tragedy, I don’t understand something.
- If the auditor is your own, son, then a comedy, and if a stranger, then a tragedy.

An accountant comes to work to get a job. Fills out a questionnaire. There the question is: "Have you ever been under investigation?" He writes "no". The next question in the questionnaire: "..and why?" He writes: "Never got caught!"

pissed off Great master The Tsar Bell. Then the tax inspector came and split off 13%. It turned out as always: at least nothing works, but in fairness.

Songs

Accountant
[A. Apina - V. Okorokov]

I'm tired of singing about this foreign country.
I'll put on boots and a red coat.
I'm going to visit my beloved capital.
Even though no one will know in this form.

I'll take a gentleman with me for a walk.
He knows all my songs by heart.
Not a foreigner and not the son of a millionaire.
He is a simple accountant, so be it.

[Chorus]
Accountant, my dear accountant,


And happiness will be if there is peace in the soul
Accountant, my dear accountant.
Here it is, so simple.
Accountant, my dear, my dear accountant
But native, but all mine.

Arriving in a cold and dusty office.
Spread out with folders of paper on the table.
Twist Soviet shag into a tube
And he will think only, only about me

His work day is almost over.
And the debit with the credit was not reduced.
He does not care about it, if only day and night
I sang this song about him

Anthem of the accountant - The accountant is smart!

There is no day or night before the report
For relaxation, fun or sleep…
Such meticulous work
As if given as a punishment!
You should be a lawyer and a programmer,
Sometimes a psychologist has to ...
Yes, you need to be a talented artist,
To combine professions a whole swarm!

Chorus: Accountant - clever,
working hard,
He loves precision
Knows money!
Everything that is intended
Of course it will!

The wise leader knows:
The accountant is right hand!
It clearly reflects the fact of work
And he knows how much, for sure!
The budget will be able to calculate in detail,
Profitability of the project ahead.
His work, like the sun, warms ...
An accountant will never let you down!

Chorus.
Just look how beautiful
The Wizard writes music from numbers!
The calling is life force,
Capable of turning the whole world!
May the Almighty God keep you
And favorably accept New Age …
Stability and support for Russia -
Accountant, you are a great man!