Spectators have just started to enter the hall, and we have the opportunity to tell you about the "Dano" of today's game. To begin with, traditionally, let's get acquainted with the participants of the decisive game of the season. KVN teams will take the stage today:
- "Buns named after Yaroslav Gashek", TVGU, Tver
— NK Grozny, Chechen Republic
— ZIO Podolsk, Podolsk
- "The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust
— “So-and-so”, SibFU, Krasnoyarsk
– Team of Yakutsk-NEFU, Yakutsk
— Team of the Amur region "People", Blagoveshchensk
Friends, just like you, we are looking forward to this game and offer to support your favorite teams in the comments to this article and our traditional poll.
The final stage will be held in three rounds. At the beginning we will play greetings, it will have a maximum of 5 points. Then the jury members will be able to distribute points in the classic Biathlon competition. Finally, the same "five" can be earned in the final "Freestyle".
In the jury, we are waiting for the appearance of five judges, most of whom we have already had the opportunity to observe here. The 2016 season champions will be determined by:
— Head of the Committee for Physical Culture and Sports of the Togliatti City Hall, World and European Karate Champion Alexander Gerunov;
- Olympic champion of Rio de Janeiro, captain of the Russian national handball team Irina Bliznova;
— Managing partner of the apart-village "Four Seasons" Alexey Chaban;
— Deputy General Director of TTO "AMiK" Ruben Partevyan;
— Mayor of the city of Tolyatti Sergey Andreev.
The hall is gradually filled with spectators. Today is the most important game of the season, because there are no tickets left for sale. It is expected that not only the parterre, but also the balcony will be filled. Despite such occupancy, the activity of fans has not yet been observed. But let's note the bright attributes that fans of the KVN team "Ural Spectator's Theater" will use today.
19:15. And the fans have stepped up. A loud “Bun-Bun” is heard in the hall. The fans of the Krasnoyarsk team Tak-to are acting a little weaker now. However, this is all just a warm-up.
Friends, there is sad news. Unfortunately, this is the last game of the television First League in the city of Togliatti. Partly because I want this finale to be special for the city. And, looking ahead, let's say that several "warm" moments today in the final program are really planned.
19:18. In top hats and T-shirts, the fans of the Theater of the Ural Spectator get up from their seats. At the very least, this support group looks unusual.
19:22. The director of today's game, Roman Belenkov, appears on the stage. We greet the audience, check the activity of the fans, tell everyone about what we have to see today. Those who are not the first time on the television KVN perfectly understand what is happening in the hall now. On the biggest tension, of course, behind the scenes. Perhaps, for several seasons there was no such game, in preparation for which the teams would be so close to each other in terms of material. At least that's how it feels after editorial reviews. And because the struggle today can be very stubborn ...
19:43. Here's an interesting start today. Together with the audience (which is 1270 people), teams and behind the scenes, we are recording the real Maniken Challenge. You will love it!
The game begins unusually also because the members of the jury are introduced first. And then the teams. Leading today's final editors of the First League Dmitry Shpenkov and Dmitry Kolchin. Let's get started, friends!
But the first competition of today's finals will be opened by completely non-finalists. On stage, a graduate of the First League in Togliatti, and now a member of the Major League, the KVN team "Order 390", Federal Penitentiary Service of Russia, Voronezh. "That feeling when you are the highest in rank"- fun from the beginning of the song. The team suggests they get stronger before the new season and pulls out a gun that was made by the prisoners. Dima throws him out: "How do you handle bread?" A girl in uniform appears on the stage, who is going to lead the guys, in connection with which a conflict is brewing. She also invites a new team member, who is very similar to the president: “Meet Vladimir Vladimirovich… Ryzhikov. In the service, he helps us a lot, the disclosure rate is 100%. Let's move on to the numbers. It was only thanks to the team that we learned what the Minister of Economic Development looks like. In the field, the mower mows the grass:
- You should rest, Dmitry Vyacheslavovich.
- And who will liquidate the rest of the field?
The service is carried not only by people, but also by quadrupeds: “Yesterday I watched Hachiko, a carbon monoxide comedy - there a man left his dog and died.” Crimea became Russian a long time ago, but few people know how then this news reached correctional institutions: “Guys, in general ... You are now sitting in Russia.” An officer who has received a new rank is obliged to drink a glass of vodka. At a banquet, a person sharply sobers up and gets drunk, which is why the speeches of colleagues change.
And now to the contest greetings! Starts today's main part of the finals Team of the Amur Region "People»
, Blagoveshchensk. A very large-scale performance in costumes, with dragons: the whole China helps the team. "Let's sell Abibas - it's all on you now",- let's begin. The team clearly shows and tells why election promises are often not fulfilled - you need to see it here. In every courtyard, in the window of the first floor, you can see the grandmother of "surveillance." In fast forward, it looks very interesting - another fun visual. Every year on December 31, the president congratulates the country on the New Year, and in Blagoveshchensk, the head of the PRC also joins him. If the team wins, not only the big city of Blagoveshchensk with a population of several hundred thousand people will be happy, but also a small village in China with a population of 2 million people.
A very strong start!
The game continues "ZIO Podolsk", Podolsk. A small exit song and again to internal conflicts, because the bald man, his ex and two Armenians continue to play in the team. Finale, let's move on to the numbers. An Italian commentator saw a cat during the match: "Gooool, goal, goal, goal, waf-waff-waff, goal, goal." In KVN, it is relevant to parody Ramzan Kadyrov, which is done by ... the only girl in the team: “I’m a girl, nothing will happen to me ... Why?” Togliatti has become a territory of advanced development, Andryukha also belongs to it: “Because everyone goes bald by age 60, and he by 25.” Very high density of fast reprises! The guys from the team tore off the boat from the VAZ skyscraper .
Alena appears on our stage with the guys from Voronezh .
The season of the First League is coming to an end and the team does not want to leave the Samara region, especially since the World Cup will be held in it soon and it will get rid of many things. The team holds a whole parade of those who leave the area!
The hall is very warm today. Yes, the teams are good. "Come" guys from Podolsk.
The game is continued by cheerful and energetic Yakuts - Team of Yakutsk-NEFU. The weather in Yakutsk is now sexy - minus 69. The team needs to win, they understand each other without words. Vitalik brings an eagle, he is a modern guy, he smokes an electronic cigarette. But he sets it on fire with a lighter. Yakutia is a modern region, but young people still spend time in the forest. Suddenly, the Bear comes out and removes the Maniken Challenge. The cheapest stripper: children's tricks are shown on the stage. Superhero movies don't always have a positive effect on people: "Spider bit... Ah, paralysis." Sometimes changing the tone on the phone is very important: Vitalik is told that all his property has burned down, he calls his wife, who has a cheerful melody on the tone. We are transferred to the Yakut fur salon: "Gloves? So what, put on covered and went. The team represents NEFU, the guys have many professionals, here is Kostya drawing: “You make drawings and don’t hand over money on time.”
We reshoot the song with the Yakuts - the guys forget the words, the final nerves. The overall impression of the performance is good.
On stage, the most insecure team of this season is the KVN team "So that", SFU, Krasnoyarsk. They say the guys have no chance today, but recently one hesitant team "Spartak" beat 4:0. Nature awarded Alina a diploma for participation. The guys have to buy a ticket to the hall every time, because the guards do not believe that they are KVN officers. Misha is a bard and on his 18th birthday he had to work hard to blow out 18 fires at once. Alina recently got a boyfriend: “Yes, what to tell, 3500, they called Yegor.” Irina Bliznova sits on the jury: “She will like us, she obviously likes men who do not scream and do not swear.” For the gold of the Olympics, she was presented with a BMW X6 and Lada Xray: “Now you have a car and drive around the city and roll up to the tax office.” The team was given a person for self-affirmation - Vanya, who has the hairstyle of Donald Trump and the internal state of Hillary Clinton. He confesses his love to Alina: “Wow, I agree, when will there be another chance like this?” Recently, the captain of the Krasnoyarsk team of hooligans won. They turned out to be the 5th class that go on stage. An insecure person is each of us: "You are sitting now and do not know whether the right armrest is yours or a neighbor's."
Very powerful Kaveen literature, which is liked by the Togliatti hall. Strongly!
Another unusual team from Chelyabinsk and Zlatoust - "The Theater of the Ural Spectator". To begin with, the team shows a real musical rhapsody - it is in the photo. After such antics, the performance may fail, but no one knows what this word means. There are also normal musical performances in the theater, the song is sung by Vilena. Today, the boss, Izolda Igorevna, came to the performance: “Hi, fake babies. According to the documents, I said everything correctly. The guys move on to the next production, an alternative version of Anna Karenina. The latter marries Vronsky, but comes to the wedding ... Train: “What, didn’t you wait for me, Anna?”. The guys confess to each other in love, but it does not end with anything good. Izolda Igorevna brings a letter of resignation of the artistic director, she herself appointed herself to a new position .
The girl wants to play all the main roles, for example, the role of Snow White in a crystal coffin. In the very first scene, Izolda Igorevna is closed in it, a lot of funny roles are played. If today was funny to you, you can say that you went to KVN. And if you are interested - what did you visit the theater: “And if it’s not funny and interesting, that’s your problem. I had to laugh and be interested."
After Krasnoyarsk, it is noticeably more difficult for the guys to “enter” the gym.
Another greeting to the audience is presented by a team from the Chechen Republic "NK Grozny". The team starts their competition with a Spanish song, interrupted by Elsie: “Oh, sorry, I thought my team was performing”. The team doesn't want to get out of these looks, so Elsie gives them Spanish names. The guys are all Chechens:
"Why didn't you ask me?"
- You are clearly a Chechen.
— Or maybe I'm Russian?
“Now it’s definitely a Chechen.
The guys want to show their qualities, especially since there are serious people on the jury. The kids like karate, handball, and the mayor. In the Chechen hospital: "Here-here-here-not here-here-here." This is the final, the team needs to surprise: "This is the final, you have to win here." We are transported to Moscow, Red Square, the Chechens are dancing lezginka, a policeman passes by, and a Manikin Challenge is formed on the stage. There were also Chechens in the Trojan Horse: “The president asked us not to get into any stories until the 2018 World Cup.” Elsie appears on stage in the image of Santa Claus and distributes gifts to the children: "Lada Priora, Lada Priora, this one has no imagination at all - a jacket." At the end, the team says “Thank you” to the whole room: “They listened to us like that and laughed like that only in the police department.”
The warm hall also warmly welcomes the Chechens. But still, there is a feeling that after “So-and-so” the performances evoke a slightly less violent emotion in the audience.
We are completing the first competition together with a team from Chelyabinsk and Zlatoust -, TVGU, Tver. They go on stage with children, and Bogdan with three at once. Bogdan begins to pester the only girl in the team and surprises: "You have never seen such Azerbaijanis." The first miniature is strange, she loves to be laughed at. The man at the races did not guess very well:
- Horse number 5 won.
- Damn, horse.
At school, Bogdan runs into the classroom with a bag: "Crank it up, let's go." Today is the final and the team will not give up their place if the rest of the teams are not passengers with children. It is now the year of cinema in Russia, and judging by what is on the screens, the money was allocated as follows:
- Hello.
“…Here’s some money for you.
The team came up with the last number in Tolyatti, so they offer to support their fellow countryman. Bogdan approaches the couple in the park : "Anastasia - if I'm not mistaken, from a Greek chisel, right?". This is the finale, and to make the final words look more pitiful, the command turns on the sound of the rain: "This is the final, my last words in the greeting, so I don't need my mouth anymore."
Not the strongest greeting according to the reaction of the audience today.
The first contest of the game is over, summing up the results!
Grades for the greeting contest:
Team of the Amur region "People", Blagoveshchensk - 4.8
ZIO Podolsk, Podolsk - 4.0
Team of Yakutsk - NEFU, Yakutsk - 4.0
So-and-so, Siberian Federal University, Krasnoyarsk - 5.0
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 4.0
"NK Grozny", the Chechen Republic - 4.4
"Buns named after Yaroslav Gashek", TVGU, Tver - 4.0
Next, we play classic biathlon, the teams read out their text jokes, the jury distributes points and ... No, there will be no penalty loops today and this is the rule of the final. What's more, teams will only read one joke per round! The stakes are very high!
First round:
Tver - medium
Podolsk - weak
Ural - medium
Krasnoyarsk - good
Yakutsk - average
Blagoveshchensk - weak
Terrible - good
0.4 points receives the KVN team ZIO Podolsk.
Second round:
Tver - good
Ural - weak
Krasnoyarsk - excellent
Yakutsk is good
Blagoveshchensk - good
Terrible - good
0.5 points picks up Theater of the Ural Spectator.
Third round:
Tver - good
Krasnoyarsk - good
Yakutsk - weak
Blagoveshchensk - medium
Terrible - weak
0.6 points goes to the asset of the KVN team Team of Yakutsk-NEFU.
Fourth round:
Tver is well supported by its own fans
Krasnoyarsk - good
Blagoveshchensk - medium
Terrible - weak
Penalty loop for all teams. 0.7 points receives the KVN team People.
Fifth round:
Tver - good
Krasnoyarsk - average
Terrible - weak
0.8 points picks up NK Grozny.
The final:
Tver - good
Krasnoyarsk - excellent
Penalty circle. 1 point picks up “So-and-so”, 0.9 points at "Plush".
Sum of points for two competitions:
"Buns named after Yaroslav Gashek", TVGU, Tver - 4.9
ZIO Podolsk, Podolsk - 4.4
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 4.5
So-and-so, Siberian Federal University, Krasnoyarsk - 6.0
Team of Yakutsk - NEFU, Yakutsk - 4.6
Team of the Amur Region "People", Blagoveshchensk - 5.5
"NK Grozny", the Chechen Republic - 5.2
We will finish today's final with freestyles from 7 teams. The first in the final competition will be guys from Yakutsk - Team of Yakutsk-NEFU. “We pile on the bass” and start at the end of the game. There are no restrictions, the team is trying to be remembered and unpredictable, like a native language. And at the beginning they present the Yakut national KVN - several numbers in their native language. The team continues to do whatever they want and play Mortal Kombat, whose heroes are members of the jury. Vitalik interrupts the command: “Are you by any chance the Team of the Chechen Republic? Then listen to me you bastards." Next, the team decides to take a break and shows a recumbent KVN. These are the diverse, "prime" Yakuts.
It was a good season against the Yakuts and the freestyle was very energetic. Thanks guys!
On the stage Buns named after Yaroslav Hasek, Tver. Everyone knows American superheroes, each of them has a history of appearance. Russia also has its own superhero - Santa Claus. But no one knows how he got there. The guys present the production of "Santa Claus: the beginning." Bogdan decorates the Christmas tree, pricks himself with a needle and Santa Claus moves into him. A whole story unfolds on the stage, which is very difficult to tell. Fortunately, very soon we are waiting for the final TV broadcast!
The competition is average when entering the hall.
Few people know that the most interesting thing happens 10 minutes before the performance backstage. We observe these events in the freestyle of the KVN team "ZIO Podolsk". If the team wins, they plan to give them apartments in Podolsk: "What, again to return to this hole?". Let's move on to the numbers. The team shows the clip to Timati, however, all the props are gone, so we mark it with paper with inscriptions. The team also has one more block with a song and a video - you need to see it here. And finally, we listen to the final song, to which the team brought a huge crowd. And Andrei apologizes to Alena, invites her to kiss, but ... In general, even here everything does not end very smoothly. And this means that the story of the guys continues.
Large-scale and good according to the reaction of the audience.
The guys from Blagoveshchensk show their freestyle to the Togliatti people next - Team of the Amur Region "People»
. The team decides to show another Chinese fake - the Evening Boris program on the Gubernia TV channel. Guests come to Boris himself, and we watch the headings “Fireworks in every home”, and also introduce sponsors - food that constantly helps the team, instant noodles.
And once again the hall reacts warmly to the performance of the team.
New Year is the most favorite holiday of all Russians, including Chechens. The KVN team tells us about this "NK Grozny", Chechen Republic. Two Chechens are sitting on the street in Togliatti, to whom Santa Claus comes: “Bro, it’s dangerous to walk around like this, right there ... We.” The grandfather asks the guys to help him: the Snow Maiden fell ill, which needs to be replaced. And in return, Grandfather promises to fulfill any desire of the Chechens. If the team wins, then bonuses, apartments and cars are waiting for them at home. And if others win, they will not be given anything in Chechnya: "Let's win today, at least we will remain in the black."
And again, a good reaction from the audience.
Last game of the season, time to say goodbye. A team "So that" about parting knows only what happened at the graduation. Therefore, the guys organize a small banquet on stage and even drink: "Freestyle, you can do whatever you want." Lesha drinks and it turns out that Alina is pretty, and in general everything that Lesha thinks about the team and the jury is revealed. To celebrate the end of the season, the team invites the hosts of the game - Dmitry Kolchin and Dmitry Shpenkov: “Yes, the picture now is as if two deputies arrived at the orphanage to celebrate”. And Vanya takes the stage in the image of Timur from DALS with not the youngest Philip. The end of the season, you need to say important and serious words, Lesha even had a dry mouth: “Irina, you are a handball player, you could not throw water from the jury table, just aim at me.” Dreams come true on New Year's Eve, and the team from Krasnoyarsk has always dreamed of leaving the stage snobbishly: Well, the show must go on.
Apparently, the issue with the champion of the First League is resolved. The guys catch an ovation at the end of the competition.
We are finishing the game, and with it the history of the First League in Tolyatti. On the stage "The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust. The final game, the final competition, a real cascade of theatrical performances in different genres. Let's start with "Winnie the Pooh and All, All, All": Winnie and Piglet go to the roller, not to the rabbit. Let's move on: Grandfather Mazai and Gerasim change characters who need to be drowned. Theatrical synchro buffoonade "Call of the Jungle": the action takes place inside the wise Ka. At the end, the team admits that on stage they are not at all what they are in life. Simple Ural guys really want to be great artists.
Very colorful and props freestyle, the reaction of the audience is average.
Well, that's all, friends. Not a game has been played, the three-year history of the First League of MS KVN in the city of Togliatti has been summed up. Therefore, the impressions of today's final are twofold: fun and a little sad at heart. Most likely, our judges will have such feelings. Let's listen to them:
Alexander Gerunov:“I want to congratulate everyone on the anniversary date, on the 55th anniversary of KVN. I wish everyone to grow in the game. Thanks to the hosts, special thanks to the organizers. The game was difficult, it was a success. Krasnoyarsk - you are handsome today!
Irina Bliznova:“Great evening, great performance by all the teams. Everyone was amazing today."
Alexey Chaban:“I will say on behalf of all of Togliatti - it was a wonderful evening. All performed very well. Thank you very much and good luck in the future."
Ruben Partevyan:“I will be brief. I would like to thank the teams. I wish you to become the stars of the big KVN. So that you all get into the Major League.
Sergey Andreev:“The season is over. We remember 20 teams that entered the DKIT scene in February. Thanks a lot, everyone. And thank you to the audience, the audience for being so responsive.”
Freestyle scores and game summary:
Team of Yakutsk - NEFU, Yakutsk - 4.2 (8.8)
Buns named after Yaroslav Gashek, TVGU, Tver - 4.0 (8.9)
ZIO Podolsk, Podolsk - 4.4 (8.8)
Team of the Amur region "People", Blagoveshchensk - 4.8 (10.3)
NK Grozny, Chechen Republic - 5.0 (10.2)
Tak-to, Siberian Federal University, Krasnoyarsk - 5.0 (11.0)
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 4.2 (8.7)
The KVN team "Tak-to", Krasnoyarsk becomes the champion of the 2016 season of the television First League of MS KVN.
It's been a cool season. All teams at the end sing a song that means one thing - the show must go on.
It is officially announced that the top two teams of each day advance to the final. But yesterday the first place was shared by three teams at once. How will the game go today? We will get the answer to this question together with you within the next couple of hours. But first, let's get acquainted with the teams playing today. Will take the stage:
- The team of Samara State Technical University "Trade Union Committee of Chelsea", Samara.
- "So-and-so", SFU, Krasnoyarsk.
- NK Grozny, Chechen Republic.
- "The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust.
— Team of the Amur region "People", Blagoveshchensk.
- "Academy of National Economy", SZIU RANEPA, St. Petersburg.
The game will be hot, today the final list of participants in the 2016 finals will be formed. In the meantime, we invite you to vote for the teams that you like the most in this game.
The rules of today's game remain the same. We play three competitions. For the first (greeting) and final (musical number) teams can receive a maximum of 5 points. The warm-up with the audience will traditionally be assessed with the highest score - “sixes”. Finally, the best video will receive a maximum of 4 points.
Friends, apparently, the beginning of today's game is somewhat delayed. Local time is 19:05, but the audience has not yet begun to enter the hall. Hopefully we'll make up a little more time later on. In the meantime, we are waiting for the doors of the large hall of the DKIT to open and the hall to fill with spectators.
19:07. Have friends! Spectators begin to fill the DKIT hall! In the meantime, we will tell you about the judging panel of today's game. As yesterday, 5 judges will evaluate the work of the six teams:
— Deputy General Director of TTO "AMiK" Ruben Partevyan;
— Public figure, great friend of KVN in Tolyatti Nikolay Leksin;
— Member of the Togliatti City Duma Maxim Vasiliev;
— Head of the Department of Physical Culture and Sports Alexander Gerunov;
— Mayor of the city of Tolyatti Sergey Andreev.
Meanwhile, our fans are getting active. While they are trying their hand (and stretching their voices) those who support the KVN teams "NK Grozny" and "So-and-so." Friends, we invite you to try your hand at eloquence and support the teams in the comments to this report. Yes, now the teams are unlikely to see these inscriptions, but after the game they will obviously be pleased to look here and read the words of support.
19:29. Mikhail Yarchenko appears on the stage - the director of our league, and of all the television leagues of TTO AMiK. Let's get ready for the game! It is interesting that today not only the stalls are occupied, but also most of the balcony. Full house at the second semi-final of the 2016 season! According to a long-established tradition, both the hall and the teams warm up - the audience applauds those behind the scenes. In response, the teams are no less loudly greeted with applause from the Togliatti audience.
19:43. Jury in the hall! Let's begin!
Light, music, cameras, "Motor"! All six semi-finalists and the host of today's game are Dmitry Shpenkov on the stage. We present everyone, everyone who will perform today, and evaluate and proceed to his majesty's game. We start KVN!
Almost local girls start today's greetings - a women's team Trade Union Chelsea from Samara. For girls, autumn is a real reason for sadness, so there are yellow leaves and a plaintive song on the stage. From sadness to fun, the most beautiful girls of Samara and a chick from Obsharovka begin to perform. Vika deceives people and is not afraid of this: “Well, the elections are coming soon. I grew up in such an area, even Tomagotchi did not die with me, so I'm not afraid of anything. Vika takes the stage again, and this time in a tight leather suit : "Careful, it's dermatin." On stage, Zhenya is a very red-haired young man. He went to Vika: "Will you be my husband? Here is his photo and the number of the plastic surgeon. The couple begins their passionate dance. The girls also have humor. The girl is a little bit nit:
- Julie, how was your date?
Well, I don't have a boyfriend.
- I know.
Vika finally broke up with Zhenya and wants to talk about it ... With her father Dmitry Shpenkov: “Holy father, I have sinned. Twice. I repent, but I also boast.
The beginning of the greeting was not very stormy, but starting from the middle, the hall reacts very warmly to the performance of the girls from Samara.
We go further, guys from St. Petersburg are on the stage. Rather, from a village near St. Petersburg - a KVN team. Herman brought a bottle of water from the Zhiguli Sea to the game. Nobody could take the Peter and Paul Fortress: “What happens, in our village every woman has a Peter and Paul Fortress?” The guys know that the US has an external debt of 18 trillion dollars: “Well, what kind of notebook should they have in the stall in order to write down such a figure.” Yarik's family was narrow-minded: “Actually, my grandfather in the 45th reached Beijing. No, not to Berlin, there is a war, he went in the other direction. The holy fool appears on the stage all broken: "Who gave me to the collectors?". Alyoshka got into extreme sports: “Roofers, BASE jumpers… They are no different. The causes of death are different, but it's the same." Sasha offers to brand the cows ... with a lightsaber from Star Wars. Elections are coming all over the country, the guys are proposing to choose a new chairman of the village. On the city stage:
Your village will become part of the city. We will build you an underground metro, underground parking…
Are you going to build a city for us or bury a village?
It is also proposed to build an Irish pub in the village: “Build it right away in the forest. We take all the redheads there.” The team will definitely go to the final, because the guys have everything with the jury on the ointment - they show how much.
Literary humor, good audience reaction.
The game is continued by our guests from the Far East - Team of the Amur Region "People»
, Blagoveshchensk. To get to the final, the team fences the Great Wall of China on the stage: "I fulfilled the main dream of the people of Togliatti - to separate from Samara." How will the wall help the team? Their rivals stupidly will not go to the final: "Borya, but the rivals are on the other side of the wall!" Let's move on to the numbers. No olympiad is complete without commentators, but they tend to sit in one place: a very large multilingual room. The new school year has begun. School, teachers, teachers drink tea, watch TV and see the words of Dmitry Medvedev:
— Business? Well, let's sell the answers to the exam.
Is he the only one who doesn't know?
China has everything. The history of China goes back over 5,000 years, so the team found a banknote of 5,000 rubles. Old 5000 Russian rubles. Fans of numismatics will love the next issue. In the end, they say that all Russians look the same. Mao Zedong's face - see photo above.
A quality Cavean classic. And the high-quality reaction of the audience.
Let's move on to theatrical humor from the Urals. "The Theater of the Ural Spectator" again continues to amaze us with his art. They start with a performance based on the work "Moby Dick": Moby Dick, Moby Dick, Vary Big Moby Dick. The artistic director does not like this production very much. In order for Timofey to go to the factory, he needs special education: “You told me so about the theater too.” Less words - more actions, Moscow aria: “Mashkov, Mironov, Makovetsky play real men in the cinema. But there is a rumor in the secular get-together that they are all a long time ago, a long time ago ... ". On the stage, Izolda Sergeevna is the wife of the Minister of Culture, who finances the existence of the theater:
Which one of you is an actress?
- My boy, my husband is 60. I play so well that you can give me an Oscar.
The theatergoers offer her to participate in the production as Desdemona, which the girl, of course, does not really like, because she is being strangled. Together with the theater, a nightclub opens: “According to the documents, there will still be a kindergarten.” Timothy is proposed to be used as a guard:
- What should you do if a rich adult aunt comes?
- Hit with an axe.
There is a stripper on the stage with whom the team plays their numbers. "Three heroes", for example, or "From Prostokvashino": “You are wrong, Uncle Fedor, you smeared butter ...”. But in the end, the theatergoers will work together with the girl: “For the theater, the most important thing is emotions. And today the team experienced real emotions, not theatrical ones. “It's good that now you can travel to Turkey again. It’s a pity that there’s nothing, ” the boys finish.
Greetings that are very even in terms of the audience's reaction today. And good again!
The game continues the most insecure team in our league - "So that", SFU, Krasnoyarsk. The team is in Togliatti because Putin is coming to Krasnoyarsk: “They are trying to take everything ugly out of the city”. Alina recently did not have time to give up her seat on the bus to her grandfather in military uniform and went two stops under the colonel. After the birth of Yegor, the maternity hospital was closed for inspection so that this would not happen again. And Lesha is now a vegan: “There were few problems, now still a vegan.” Alina has an e-book in her hands: Are you trying to stop reading? The team wanted to start with the number of how they translate the grandmother across the road, but there really is a grandmother across the road. “I’ll gut a pig so that the sun warms - I really believe in sacrifice ...”,- this is a line from the bard Misha. Misha went early with his head into the music: “They just smashed a guitar on his head at the age of 5.” Vanya is a terrible girlfriend of the team, his “So-and-so” was given for self-affirmation. Vanya has an interesting stage of a person: the body already requires alcohol, but the face is not yet sold. Vanya has prepared a video - we watch it on the screen. Guys like normal people know how to break away: "I wanted a thrill - the section of Barbie sister." Alina has been waiting for a guy from the army for the third year: "He's not there along the way." The girl brought her boyfriend to meet her father, but it all looks extremely insecure. The guys go to chat in a strip club: “Girl, can I take 20 rubles back, I don’t have enough for travel.” At the end, they say that they admire truly confident people: "Only confident people can trust the salvation of the Russian car industry to the former head of the legendary Romanian car industry."
I just want to write: a confident performance by an uncertain team. Fine.
We are completing the first game contest together with the guys from the Chechen Republic - "NK Grozny". The business card begins with a very unenergetic dance: “Elsie, do you think if we dance the lezginka powerfully now, everyone will say that we just lit it?” Adam continues the business card, he even learned tongue twisters: “Here, for example, there is Sasha, who is not a guy, but a girl, she is walking along a road called a highway ...”. Adam claims to be the new frontman. Elsie doesn't like this, of course. One of the guys on this occasion is trying to turn into the Hulk, but he has to be “pumped out”. Lots of visual humor! A cry for help is heard from behind the scenes, one of the guys runs away to save a man, but after that he starts screaming along with the man. In the Grozny gateway:
- This is for you from Ramzan Kadyrov.
— The keys to the apartment? Thank you!
To the numbers! Reporters are interviewing a Caucasian wrestler who won the Rio Olympics. He answers the questions of the English correspondent in pure English, but the questions of the Russian journalist… In general, you have seen this more than once. Caucasians can be funny, but in the right situation they can be sentimental: “I don't like noisy companies. I prefer silence, loneliness, stars…”. The team has been playing in Tolyatti for the second year, so it allows them to call themselves brothers.
Once again, I would like to note that the teams have very even greetings today. This also applies to the business card of the Chechen team.
Greeting ratings:
Trade Union Chelsea, Samara - 4.0
"Academy of National Economy", St. Petersburg - 4.0
People, Blagoveshchensk - 4.8
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 4.4
So-and-so, Krasnoyarsk - 5.0
"NK Grozny", Chechen Republic - 5.0
Question: There was an Olympics recently, how would the teams respond to the camera if they were athletes?
Chechnya: Well, in short, there, in short… Russia…
Peter: If we were athletes, it's not a fact that we would be allowed to the Olympics.
Blagoveshchensk: (Chinese answers) Russia is the champion.
Krasnoyarsk: I'm doping. Still no one will believe.
Samara: I don't really like answering the camera at all.
Question: What is jumping from an airplane without a parachute for you?
Krasnoyarsk: Yes, my whole life.
Samara: My dear, if you knew when I last felt it ...
Peter: The main thing is that the plane does not take off, but that's fine.
Blagoveshchensk: One more Chinese, one less.
Aces: Same as running at the Gateway in skinny jeans.
Chechnya: Why, does it happen?
Question: What were the hits in the 18th century?
Peter: Oh, save the king, oop-op (tear!)
Chechnya: Chopin-mopen.
Aces: There, dara-dara-dam, this is Mozart.
Aces: Vova-Vova, the plague.
Blagoveshchensk: Well, the Tatar-Mongols were yelling something there ...
Question: Flies need to sit on the ceiling, as she sits on it. With a reversal or what?
Krasnoyarsk: Dad, please don't embarrass me (gap!)
Blagoveshchensk: Bro, is there any more meldonium?
Chechnya: Squatting in Grozny (gap!)
Peter: Well, there's a little circle on the ceiling with an "H" on it.
Aces: We don't know the answer, but tell me, how do you know what a fly needs?
Blagoveshchensk: Effectively.
Samara: Fuck this fly, I'm hooked on you.
Aces: If the ceiling is stretched, then like on a trampoline.
Question: In America, superheroes wash windows in orphanages. And who washes them in Russia?
Peter: In our village, nobody touches this bull bubble.
Samara: We have one superhero in Russia, but he doesn't clean windows.
Aces: We have super rain.
Chechnya: We don't wash in Grozny, but simply change.
Blagoveshchensk: Super-Tajiks (Gap!)
Question: I moved to Togliatti recently. How can I live here without the harsh Siberian winter?
Blagoveshchensk: Yes, you are a scumbag.
Krasnoyarsk: Yes, okay, you can.
Samara: I don’t think about winter at all, I just think about how to survive.
Chechnya: Bro, we somehow survive here without a harsh wife.
Peter: As Dmitry Medvedev says in any situation, go into business.
Question: It's autumn on the stage, it's raining... But spring is in my soul - why?
Blagoveshchensk: Huh? What? I dont understand russian.
Chechnya: Bro, share, huh?
Krasnoyarsk: Swollen.
Question: I have been wanting to play in KVN for a very long time, but no one takes it. What to do?
Peter: Look at us, do you need it?
Aces: (take the girl for themselves) Play Desdemona with us.
Question from a girl: I go to dances, I like to eat sweets. I'll get fat and get kicked out. Please answer how can I avoid this?
Samara: I'm sorry, girl, I won't run to the gym after you.
Krasnoyarsk: You will be more confident than us at your age.
Blagoveshchensk: Daughter, go home, don't disgrace your Russian mother.
Chechnya: My name is Islam. I have an answer - everything will be fine.
Question: What do you know about local authorities?
Samara: Everything. Too much.
Peter: Well, here's a guy asking about a fly, he obviously owns everything here.
Krasnoyarsk: Dude, don't get involved in this topic, please.
Aces: She asked a question before you.
Chechnya: We don't know, we weren't interested.
Estimates for the warm-up and the sum of points for two competitions:
Trade Union Chelsea, Samara - 4.2 (8.2)
"Academy of National Economy", St. Petersburg - 4.8 (8.8)
People, Blagoveshchensk - 5.6 (10.4)
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 5.0 (9.4)
So-and-so, Krasnoyarsk - 5.8 (10.8)
NK Grozny, Chechen Republic - 4.4 (9.4)
The third competition of today's game will be presented by the videos of the teams. Like yesterday, they are united by a simple theme familiar to everyone from school years: "How I spent the summer."
Starts video contest Team of the Amur Region "People»
. The Chinese Boris traveled abroad this summer, and for him abroad is Russia. We enjoy all the charms of the Far Eastern village life together with the guys from Blagoveshchensk.
The beginning is very good, the hall reacts well.
Video work "Academy of National Economy" dedicated to sports. The village did not stay away from the Olympics and held its own competitions. And it had all those things that are inherent in the real world competitions.
And here the hall reacts to the video weaker.
Video of Samara girls from the team Trade Union Chelsea devoted to new acquaintances. Zhenya and Vika decided to compete in this and filmed a real "Pickup Battle" on the streets of the city of Togliatti. The task is simple - to pick up more guys and girls than the opponent! How it was? We look at the screen.
Not a strong audience reaction.
Another video is presented to us by the team "NK Grozny". For a Chechen, there is nothing better than spending the summer with your beloved. Favorite car. Which? The answer is obvious - the snow-white Priora, which, judging by the video, has its own character, emotions and peculiar actions.
A very Togliatti theme, of course. Therefore, the audience reacts to this video quite warmly.
The most insecure KVN team "So that" from Krasnoyarsk decided that the upcoming elections should not be left without their position. Therefore, he presents the election video of the political party Uncertain Russia. Slogans, promises, election program.
Up-to-date and fun!
An alternative version of the video contest is presented to us by "The Theater of the Ural Spectator". Over the summer, the team not only filmed a video, but created a real arthouse film. It is simply impossible to talk about it - this video needs to be watched.
Friends, this is brainwashing. Cheerful in places, but mind-blowing. The more interesting is how this creation will be evaluated by the jury.
Estimates for the video contest and the sum of points for the three contests:
People, Blagoveshchensk - 3.2 (13.6)
"Academy of National Economy", St. Petersburg - 3.2 (12.0)
Trade Union Chelsea, Samara - 3.0 (11.2)
NK Grozny, Chechen Republic - 4.0 (13.4)
So-and-so, Krasnoyarsk - 4.0 (14.8)
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 3.2 (12.6)
We finish today's game with the musical numbers of the playing teams. This competition is opened by girls from Samara - Trade Union Chelsea. A divorce in court is an unpleasant event, because someone's family is crumbling. But any problem will not be so significant if it is solved to the songs of Oleg Mityaev. Actually, under one of the hits of the bard, we are trying to sort out one family conflict.
Not much.
We continue the final contest of the game. On stage, the KVN team "So that", Krasnoyarsk. There were two bright events for the guys in Tolyatti: the first was when Lesha got up abruptly from the couch. And secondly, he fell in love with a local girl. Therefore, a real serenade for the beloved is performed on the stage. Uncertain in places, but a serenade. And it would have been a standard song if the lover had not been helped to sing (and even dance!) ... The captain of the KVN team "Bad Company" Mikhail Stognienko and another member of the Krasnoyarsk team Valery Ravdin.
Well, how do you think the hall reacts to such a set? Well, of course it's very good!
Presents its version of the musical number to us "Academy of National Economy", Saint Petersburg. In Tolyatti, the guys will be shown on TV, so they will return to the village like real rock stars - the Burn Department group! Madness, impunity and lawlessness are on the stage: "Get ready, elections are coming soon!"
It is difficult to perform after Krasnoyarsk. Even with such a bright musical number. By the middle of the competition, the guys even forget the words, so one of the songs has to be rewritten.
Your musical number Team of the Amur Region "People»
dedicates to Lada cars - cars that build character. It's no secret that the main detail in them is the gasket between the seat and the steering wheel. That's what the guys sing about in their song, the content of the verses of which is familiar, perhaps, to everyone in the auditorium.
Not always in Togliatti numbers about Togliatti cars cause a chic reaction. So the hall reacts sluggishly to the musical number of the guys from Blagoveshchensk.
Another musical number is shown to the audience by guys from Chechnya - "NK Grozny". The situation is as follows: President of the Republic Ramzan Kadyrov works very hard and gets very tired. Therefore, one day he falls asleep right during the concert of the dance group, which is forced to perform until Ramzan Akhmatovich wakes up.
Either the hall got tired (and the game today lasts a very long time), or ... In general, the reaction of the audience is not strong.
We complete the semi-finals with a musical number from the KVN team "The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust. We are watching an experimental production that does not contain a single word - an instrumental musical about love. To the sounds of various instruments on the stage, a whole story develops.
A very inventive number that is interesting to watch. And sometimes it's funny.
All friends! The semi-finals have been played. We invite all teams to the stage and listen to what our judges think about this game:
Maxim Vasiliev:“I'm impressed with today's game. We expected everything, but I did not expect such a game, I did not expect that the jury would all look the same, I did not expect that the girl from the audience would outplay everyone in the warm-up ... And most importantly, I did not expect such an election video. Don't be fooled by this video, vote with your heart."
Alexander Gerunov:“Interesting game, unexpected. Lots of interesting numbers. I especially liked the video of the KVN team from Grozny. The game is very powerful, I wish the finalists good luck in the final.”
Nikolay Leksin:"Let's once again applaud our teams, thank you for the game, humor and everyone who participated in these two sparkling days."
Ruben Partevyan:“I never cease to thank this wonderful hall. Thank you all, this is a game - who wins, someone loses. Thank you all."
Sergey Andreev:“We will probably meet now in December. I would like to especially thank the teams, especially for the numbers about Lada.
Estimates for the musical number and the result of the game:
Trade Union Chelsea, Samara - 4.0 (15.2)
So-and-so, Krasnoyarsk - 5.0 (19.8)
"Academy of National Economy", St. Petersburg - 4.0 (16.0)
People, Blagoveshchensk - 4.0 (17.6)
NK Grozny, Chechen Republic - 5.0 (18.4)
"The Theater of the Ural Spectator", Chelyabinsk-Zlatoust - 5.0 (17.6)
The teams of KVN "So-and-so" and "NK Grozny" go to the final.
Additionally, the teams of KVN "People" and "The Theater of the Ural Spectator" are invited to the final.
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"So-So" is a fairly young team, which was founded on November 3, 2014. The purpose of this name: so that everyone knows that the word is written in such and such a way with a hyphen. The team made its debut at the festival of the KVN League of Siberian Federal University and became the winner.
The composition of the team was initially slightly different than today in the Major League of KVN. After they took part in the League "KVN on the Yenisei", where they also got a victory.
In 2017, the team was named "Discovery of the Year-2017". During this period, the team first took part in the television Premier League KVN. In the first season she won the title of Vice-champion. As a result, the team was invited by Maslyakov to participate in the 2018 season of the Major League of KVN.
March 16 saw the debut of the team from Krasnoyarsk from the Siberian Federal University in the Major League. At ½ Major League, viewers really liked the team's music video called "Uncertain Rap", which was both stylish and vital.
In December 2018, the team will fight for the title of Champions. To do this, the young team has all the qualities necessary to win: excellent texts, good acting, an interesting concept and wonderful leaders, including Valery Ravdin.
The main team
The main team from Krasnoyarsk includes five participants:
- Alexey Yuryanov - is the captain, author and actor of the team;
- Egor Kharlamov;
- Ivan Bragin;
- Alina Lunu;
- Andrey Pozdnyak.
The team has many groups of fans of their talent in many social networks. There you can find a lot of various information about the members of the team in the form of articles, photos and funny videos.
Young team titles
The Tak-to team is very original and interesting, and also has the charisma and charm that are so important to the audience.
- Won the KVN league of SFU;
- They became Champions of the Regional League of MS KVN "KVN on the Yenisei".
At the festival in the city of Sochi, they got into the First League of the International KVN Union. In the Premier League, they reached the title of Vice Champions. In 2018, the team was named Breakthrough of the Year.
In July 2018, they became participants in the traditional music festival "Voicing Kivin" and were awarded the "Big Kevin in Light" award. The festival was held in Svetlogorsk, Kaliningrad region. They took part in their first season in the Major League of KVN.
Major League Team Awards
- Received first place in the fourth 1/8 finals;
- Second place - in the second ¼ final;
- Second place - in the first ½ final;
- They reached the final of the Higher League in 2018 and now claim the title of Champions of the Higher League of KVN - 2018.
Until quite recently, no one knew about this team, but now it is on everyone's lips. Today we decided to talk with, perhaps, the most shy KVN players of the Krasnoyarsk Territory - the KVN team “So-So”. During their short history, these guys have already managed to win the KVN league of SibFU and become champions of the Regional League of MS KVN "KVN on the Yenisei". And, bypassing many teams at the festival in Sochi, get into the First League of the International KVN Union! Agree, they can rightfully be awarded the Breakthrough of the Year award! By the way, the interview is given by Lesha - the author, actor and frontman of the team!
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1 How do you like the festival in Sochi? What did you like, what did you not like, what did you remember?
The festival is very cool, fun, funny. I have never been in such a concentration of humor, creativity and emotions. I really liked and remembered all the viewing days, which I almost completely managed to see. I spent one day completely in the hall, and watching KVN from the hall is much more atmospheric and more fun. Unfortunately, I didn’t manage to go to the city of Sochi itself and even take a proper walk around Gorki-Gorod, but I don’t regret it, because I wanted to watch live humor from the audience more. And also, we took a guitar from the VIA “Volga-Volga” group for a performance in the first round, so now this is an achievement of our team!
2. Describe your emotions before going on stage in Sochi for the first time.
In the first round, everything was good, easy, as always before going on stage, because it is never scary on it. And in the second round it was a little exciting, because of a small technical delay in front of us. But all the same, the emotions were as indescribable as the first time he went on stage in general in life.
3. What result did you expect and what were your emotions when you found out that you are now in the First League?
We waited for the second round and the television league, and it happened. We were extremely happy, happy. It is all the more pleasant to represent such a large university as SibFU in the television league.
4. Tell us a little about the history of the team.
Now there are 6 people in the team: me, Alina, Yegor and guitarist Misha are on stage. There is also Vanya - our administrator / director / props / guy with connections, and the author is Andrey. And of course, we all write jokes together.
The team appeared in November 2014, at the festival of the League of KVN SFU. My friend Dima made me announce the team, it turned out funny, we won that season, the composition, by the way, was a little different. Then we won the KVN on the Yenisei league and went to Sochi for the festival. Here is our story.
5. How are you going to win the First League of KVN?
We will try, work hard, write funny, because here a serious KVN has already begun. Working with good authors is always a great experience, which is certainly necessary, but we also rely on ourselves.
6. Traditional wishes to our readers.
Stay as beautiful as you are. And laugh more!
