This film was repeatedly returned for revision, they scolded a lot, saying that Vladimir Menshov suddenly changed his sense of taste. The State Committee for Cinematography refused to accept the film, believing that it was built on a huge number of scenes of drunkenness. But Menshov insisted that he would not change anything. After disputes and minor amendments, the tape "Love and Doves" nevertheless came out on the screens. And this is how he fell in love with the audience of several generations! Today we remember the touching and funny quotes From the movie Love and Doves.
A little about the film
This masterpiece of Soviet cinema appeared in 1984. The basis was play of the same name. By the way, this play was written by real history. In the homeland of the author of the script - Vladimir Gurkin - the family of Vasily and Nadezhda Kuzyakins lived. It was these people who became the heroes of the film. The author wrote off the characters of Baba Shura and Uncle Mitya from his grandfather and grandmother's sister.
Quotes about love
"Love and doves" - just a storehouse folk wisdom. Some quotes are devoted to the relationship between men and women. Probably everyone knows the words from the dialogue between Nadezhda and Raisa Zakharovna:
What love?!
Such love!
In the same conversation, the heroine of Nina Doroshina admits to her rival that she cannot breathe, she does not have enough air. At the same time, she adds, her chest burns as if she swallowed the heat from the oven.
Baba Shura knows well how to get rid of mental pain. It is she who advises the main character to "throw thoughts on the economy."
Quotes with humor ("Love and doves")
It is difficult to find a person who is not familiar with the words “Why is it dyed, this is my natural color!”. In general, this film is characterized by a large number of funny sayings, which have long become catchphrases!
Another funny conversation takes place between Raisa Zakharovna and Vasily. The woman asks if he is going to this gorgon. To which the man replies the following: "No, I'm with my wife!". Probably everyone has heard this quote from "Love and Doves": the heroine of Lyudmila Gurchenko begs her daughters main character- "Keep your mother!".
The opening shots of the film. A waltz sounds, Vasily kisses pigeons. Suddenly - like a bolt from the blue - the voice of Hope is heard:
Ludko, oh Ludko! You took the money, didn't you?
It turns out that "the babai took the money." It turns out a truly terrible truth - all the family's finances went to chupaty pigeons. Nadezhda generously shows "figs", saying that it is for ice cream and dresses, lipsticks, boots. And in general, now the family will have to starve. The head of the family has a perfectly reasonable question:
Even you swung at twenty-five rubles, Nadya, huh?
What is the quote from "Love and Doves" about the terrible news that Uncle Mitya brought to the Kuzyakins' house:
- Everything, everything. Now it will stay that way...
- What's left?
- Squint.
So is he alive?
- What are you croaking, you fool? Of course alive! And the eye is like this ... one there, one here. What did you think?!
Special attention deserves a quote from "Love and Doves", more precisely, the scene when it turned out that Nadezhda, out of a desire to please her husband, untied and stroked him. Vasily says in horror: “That's it! I went to the resort!”, and adds: “We need to unpack the suitcase.”
Every viewer of this film knows well what “pys-pys” is - an afterword, a postscript. After a letter from Raisa Zakharovna, everyone in the house gets it. First, Olya gets a scolding from her mother, then that same Lyudka. Well, and, of course, it's the turn of the men. In the face of Uncle Mitya. On his quiet (but fair) remark that now there will be a flood in the house, four representatives of the fair sex attack him at once. Baba Shura declares: “I can count calm days on my fingers!”
At the same time, Vasily sorts things out with Raisa Zakharovna:
- Well, really, eat hunting!
- Do not "eat", but "eat"!
- Yes, not "cho", but "what"!
Of course, this relationship cannot continue. Kuzyakin decides to return home. He is not received very friendly. Probably everyone knows this quote from Love and Doves:
Is this where such a handsome uncle came from to us? Ile Th forgot to say came? Oh, look, he doesn’t look in the eyes - he probably got a deuce!
Conversation with a friend: It's spring, I'm the only one wondering how pigeons choose a mate? “This one is ugly, this one is fat, this leg has a wheel, and this one is generally ... a rook”
I can not understand women who write in the age column 100 years. After all, as the heroine of “Love and Pigeons” said, “it’s clear that you’re not sixteen…” You know, pigeons, they are special birds… Why do they sit on asphalt, on houses, on monuments? They don't sit on trees!
Pigeons, when they see Nikolai Valuev, suffer.
Pigeons on Lubyanka Square demand the return of the Dzerzhinsky monument to its old place!
The drug addict (N) walks the goose. Here the cop (M) approaches him. M: your goose shits on the asphalt! Stop it! N: so pigeons also shit ... M: Pigeons are a message of peace! N: Damn, I will, my goose does not want war! :D
Either I have become older ... or the pigeons are smaller ...
People are like doves - they just fly a little higher and shit on you ...
Oh what cute hedgehogs! - These are not hedgehogs, these are pigeons. - Doluby? - No, pigeons! - Bolubi? - No, Dimochka, pigeons. - Pigeons? - Yes, that's right, pigeons! - I see ... Oh, what pretty hedgehogs!
There will undoubtedly be white doves at our wedding =) - the guy told me =) The happiest)
Pigeons fly to my window every Saturday ... I feed them bread. I love to watch them eat) Such paws)
He spent the day in the park. Silently, sitting on a bench, he watched the doves flying overhead. He remembered her...
As a child, I was tormented by the question: big birds- pigeons, and their chicks are fools?
I beg you, for God's sake, be quiet! Pigeons are kissing on the roof ... Here it is, love itself rejoices - Dove cooing with dove.
Pigeons are hiding, I don't want to go to the sky. Doesn't appear on the list, And that means he doesn't pray. You run over my abyss. After repent, And the wings in the blades.
Pigeons why do you SHIT on the roofs! SHIT better into his soul!
Have you ever noticed that there are sooooo arrogant pigeons and sparrows near the tables at the McDuck on the street? =)
How beautiful doves are, you will understand only by rubbing the trace!
Pigeons are like people - you feed them, but they still shit on you ...
Pigeons that ate grains near a chemical plant melted a monument to Lenin.
folk omen: if pigeons fly low overhead - to wash.
It's all bullshit that you have to let go, release doves into the sky on last call and they get their loved ones.
The shy dove has been circling over the monument for the second week already.
Crime. An aggressive pigeon attacked the gopnik and took the seeds.
Are you an owl, a lark or a dove? -Pigeon. -And why? - I don't give a shit about everything.
Don't score - and on your street the pigeons will shit with happy poop)
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Aphorisms from the movie "Love and Doves"
Break the ladder. I'll break all your ribs! The dovecote is lousy, he regretted the stairs! - I've got to fix the stairs. - I'll fix you now!
I knit another knot.
Girls, take your mother away! Quiet. Quiet. Infection! "Ludk, and Ludk!" Ugh! Village!
If I find out which of you sees your father, I'll curse.
I'm sorry, Hope.
Go Lyudka, bring the passbook ..! - Where? - Tama! - Ahh! - Yeah...
It is not much joy to walk around the canteens.
Where did he want to go, you say? - Well, to the bar! - Where can I get him something, this bar?
Tellingly, Lyonka did not approve of your act.
Then the doctor came out and said: died, grandfather, your grandmother.
Run, Uncle Mitya!
How much blood did you drink from me?! I can count peaceful days on my fingers!
How is the pit not ashamed of the pig!? Male! That's what kind of male your dad is! Oh, I don't know what to do! Oh, what a grief! Lyonk, gave the pigs!?
Log! It jumped off the car, and with one end Vaska was hit on the head. Shibanulo your father, Lyudka! All!
She keeps asking: “Where is the money of deeds, where is the money of deeds?” - And where does the money go?
Well, tell her!.. - What can I say, son? - So as not to roar ... - Nadyuha! Do not Cry!
- ... Yes, I'm going to the restroom! - And I'm with you!
Ah, you don't pet anything in beautiful marine life.
I brought terrible news to your house, Nadezhda! Call the children!
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Dove of Peace
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Now it is not so easy to establish why and how exactly doves became symbols of peace among most peoples. It is known that since very ancient times in the countries of the East they were considered sacred birds, good messengers of the gods. They say that our distant ancestors thought that this bird did not have a gallbladder; and since they considered bile the cause of a bad, quarrelsome temper, it seemed to them that among the pigeons they should reign eternal peace and friendship. However, perhaps this is not the point, but in the complete harmlessness of grain-eating pigeons, in their beautiful appearance and in the habit of caressing each other with their beaks, as if gently kissing. Anyway, already biblical legend it is the dove that brings Noah (see "Noah's Ark") the happy news that God has changed his anger to mercy and that the flood is over.
In our time, the expression "dove of peace" has gained particular popularity, after french artist Pablo Picasso created a wonderful emblem for the First World Peace Congress - an image white dove carrying an olive branch in its beak. Since then on international festivals In the early 1900s, a custom arose for young people to release many thousands of flocks of pigeons into the sky.
Dove of PeaceDownload.
Said it suddenly and bluntly:
- Out of court
Love and pigeons
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Salt is a white poison.
- How to live, Uncle Mitya?
Curly-curly ... Well, Olka, let's tell your mother how you feel - did dad buy pigeons or not? Listen, who am I talking to?
Ludko, oh Ludko! You took the money, didn't you?
Oh, Nadyukha missed something. And the babai took the money.
Well, /* in the sense of figs */ you for dresses and ice cream,
and for you Lyudka, here /* two whole figs */ - for boots and lipstick ...
Oh-tat... we will now... starve!
Damn, you swung at twenty-five rubles, Nadya, huh?
- Oh! Go! Kiss there with your doves. Rip off, rip off us like sticky.
Ludk!
- Well?
- Gnu! What shall we do? The last money was.
And you are out of the book.
- Right now, I'm like those pulnu! Did you put in a lot? Schaub to remove.
Well, Ludko, go get the passbook.
- Where?
- Tama!
- A...
- A!
Why are you standing there with your ears open? Father's intercessor.
ABOUT! They're already eating. Well, how about. I say, have a snack already?!
- ABOUT! Sanya has arrived.
I didn't drink, I didn't drink! Although there is a reason. Bastille Day was wasted.
Eighty years since her birth... Wow, is she already eighty?!
Ah, you don't pet anything in beautiful marine life.
Cut me - I do not understand. I am fighting with my kikimora, I am a partisan, you go - you are to blame. Why is she yelling at you?
- Duck because of the pigeons all. She's not angry anymore, is she?
- Shibanesh once - everything will become like silk. What is characteristic - insolent.
This is how the horsemen put this question. When they talk, she won't enter the room. Because the miners! That is, these are people from the mountains.
Didn't take mine?
Of course, where could he be if not here?
- Duck, Nadyukh, I only have a couple of mugs, I can’t forget the taste, yeah.
Shibanesh once - everything will become like silk. What is characteristic - they became insolent. Duck, Nadyukh, I only have a couple of mugs, I can’t forget the taste, yeah.
Nadia!
"Where have you been running, you little brat?"
I brought terrible news to your house, Nadezhda. Call the children.
I don't understand Kikimor... Take her away, Nadezhda!
He was at the wagon...
- Nu, who stood something? Who was standing? Basil?!
Log! It slipped off the car, somersaulting to the ground, with one end on Vaska's head. Shibanulo your father, Lyudka! All!
Everything, everything. Now it will stay that way...
- What will be left?
- Squint.
So is he alive?
- What are you croaking, you fool? Of course alive! And the eye is like this ... one there, one here. What did you think?!
I brought terrible news to your house, Nadezhda. Call the children. What is it?
Figure two. Sad.
I'm sorry, Hope.
- Get pissed!
Then the doctor came out and said: died, grandfather, your grandmother.
I'll take a step - my legs won't hold. Like cotton wool, legs. Still shaking... hands.
Drink up!
- No need! Sanya didn't like this...
Micardial infarction! Here is such a scar! The autopsy showed.
Laziness! Bab Shura is dead!
- Fine...
Shaw is characteristic - they loved each other! ..
Do you know what she called me? No one knows! I tell her - Sanyushka! And she is Mityunyushka to me! ..
- What a voice! Tell me, Nagy! How to sing!
Have you dug already?
- What about you?
- I'm telling you a dream. Dream, such an infection.
Then the doctor came out and said: died, grandfather, your grandmother. Run, Uncle Mitya!
Run, Uncle Mitya!
They are smart, Yoshkin cat.
Sorry... What prevented you from hiding the money.
- Well, well, come on again, ring the whole village! Yap!
Understood, here .. put it here, fasten it with a pin.
- Will it loosen up?
Oh! What have you done?
- Stroked.
- But who will tie him up now? All! I went to the resort!
I have the right to say goodbye to a friend!
- Well, Vasily, have a soft flight to you.
What is this place called?
- Resort traffic organs.
All! Come on, unpack your suitcase.
So, you unbutton the button, and it's good.
- A button? There ... south!
- Culture!
Well Ludek! Well beauty.
- I'm knitting another knot.
Bring me shells... And a palm tree.
- Oh, daughter, to shove a palm tree on yourself?
- A twig.
So, you unbutton the button, and it's good. - A button? There ... south! - Culture! Bring me shells... And a palm tree. - Oh, daughter, to shove a palm tree on yourself?
- A twig.
Comrade Kuzkin?
- Yeah, Kuzyakin.
- Vladimir Valentinovich?
- Yeah, Vasily Yegorych.
- Oh, right, I have a professional memory.
- I'm sorry, are you also at the resort of the bodies of motion after an injury?
- God save. This climate was recommended to me by my psychic.
- "Extra" - who?
- Sens! She sees the future.
And then after all, as a psychic is revealed - he is immediately put on record.
He then works on a state scale.
See what's going on abroad.
The psychic makes a request into space: “So, they say, and so, they say! How?"
Sixteen humanoids were found at the crash site. Small in stature, an average of twenty meters. Green, asexual (!). You know, such wise sad eyes.
- Did you see them, Raisa Zakharovna?
- I saw? Nobody saw them.
Fuck! And everything that hurt - in the trash.
Raisa Zakharovna, is this woman still alive?
- Oh, still alive! Feels great. The truth is, no one knows. For some reason, my memory was off. But the result is not important, but the process.
Do you know what question interests me more and more?
Nadyukha is my earthly compass.
My dad really wanted a boy, but a girl was born.
- What was it called?
- Whom?
- Girl something??
- Raisa Zakharovna!
- Didn't understand...
- Well, my dad wanted a boy, and a girl was born - I am!
- Ahh...
But something else has always surprised me. How are these stupid birds capable of tenderness? Why are people different? Huh?... Why?
- Exactly! Exactly. She says to me: "Where is the money of deeds, where is the money of deeds?"
- And where does the money go?
That's why it is, right?
- Probably the instinct of reproduction.
- Love. Probably...
So she pointed her finger - "here is a hot spot. He is here now" That's why this is, huh? - Probably the instinct of reproduction. - Love. Probably...
Someone's, Ludko? Pys pys, what?
- Postscript. Afterword.
Shame on the pit, little pig!?.. Male!
- Why roar something?
- Oh, I don't know what to do! Oh, what a grief! Lyoshk, gave the piglets!? ..
- Dal.
Shake him by the collar - and it will be with him. Well, sit down! Sit down! Where are you going?
- Yes, I'm in the restroom!
- And I'm with you!
Why are you looking so bad behind the scenes? Run where your shots want
Actually, you know, we have no turnover.
- And we have a turnover. Oh, what a terrible turnover we have.
Do you love him?
- What?
- Do you love this person?
- Oh ... yes, what a person. If it were a man, would he do such a thing?
God is not a Timoshka, he sees a little.
And if this is love, Nadia?
- What love?!
- Such love! That's what you should have thought about first, Nadya!
What is love? When I get out, I don't have enough air. I can't breathe... But it burns in my chest! It burns straight, as if the heat was swallowed out of the oven! ..
What's happened? Why are you looking at me like that?
Ludko, oh Ludko! Look what is being done. It's her.
Oh you bitch you are beautiful!
- Why is it painted? This is my natural color!
Oh you bitch you are beautiful! - Why is it painted? This is my natural color! Girls, stop your mother!
Girls, take your mother away! Quiet. Quiet. Infection! "Ludk, and Ludk!" Ugh! Village!
If I find out which of you sees your father, I'll curse.
Salt is a white poison.
- So sugar is a white poison!
- Sugar is a sweet poison.
- Raisa Zakharovna, maybe with bread, huh?
- Bread is generally poison!
- No, I would have poisoned myself with pink salmon now! Well, really, eat hunting!
- Do not "eat", but "eat"!
- Cho?
- Yes, not "cho", but "what"!
elegy.
- Massenet?
Why are people so cruel?
There are socks, I can’t wash shirts.
- But, but you already learned!
- I'm cursing.
- I like it, it's spicy. I'm used to. Do you want, YOSHKIN CAT, I will be too?
Are you going to this gorgon?
- No, I'm with my wife.
Salt is a white poison. - So sugar is a white poison! - Sugar is a sweet poison. What's the fate? On a drunk twirled - and you will not get out.
Let me go, Raisa Zakharovna.
- Don't kill me, Vasily. I know we are from different social strata. But fate brought us together.
- What is the fate? On a drunk twirled - and you will not get out.
You throw some of your thoughts on the economy.
Where did he want to go, you say?
- Oh my God. Well, to the bar, to the bar!
- Where can I get him something, this bar? ..
- Here he will barge a little and stomp.
Your bad mother is at home, and your good folder is out, you got yourself a mother for a friend!
And how did your tail press down in the city, where did you, my dear, come running ?! To Mom!
However, the flood is coming.
- How much blood did you drink from me? I can count calm days on my fingers!
Something you are all flustered, I'll see.
How much blood did you drink from me? Well, I can count calm days on my fingers! Something you all got excited, I'll see.
Is this where such a handsome uncle came from to us? Ile Che forgot to say came? Oh, look, he doesn’t look into my eyes - he probably got a deuce!
The mistress does not give money for matches.
Tellingly, Lyonka did not approve of your act.
When Lyonka picked up an ax, I didn’t give birth to a manyokho.
Will not go!
- Well, sit down. Toka know: from today I am also in contra with you!
I'll die - I'll call Vaska to the wake, but I won't push you, okhlamonk!
My mistress does not give money for matches. I will not go! - Well, sit down. Toka know: from today I am also in contra with you!
Look, they treated the organ of movement, the organ of movement! You should chop off these organs to hell!
- Get out of the market, go home to the store, I'm shaking all over.
- Vasenka, what are you doing right now, or what? They will see...
It is not much joy to walk around the canteens.
That's enough, we're partisans here with you. It is necessary to get out of this, as it were, underground.
Look, they treated the organ of movement, the organ of movement! You should chop off those organs to hell! They will see...
She said: Get dressed! Get dressed! - Warmer! It's getting warmer!
And what troops, son?
- To the border.
- Oh!!!
- Right now it's quiet there.
Well tell her!
- What can I say, son?
- So as not to cry ...
- Nadyuh! Do not Cry!
Here, son, when I served, the foreman will pull the rope, as if he touched it with his ass - so the outfit is out of turn.
- And when I served, we pulled barbed wire. Germans. And mines to her ... The outfit is out of turn.
Hey, son, you look there, so that not a single cholera comes to our land ...
- Drop it, drop it, Vasily, no one will rush at us. Do not panic.
San, maybe we'll go with you too - we'll cut ourselves a snow maiden, for life ...
A sparrow in the hand is better than a dove on the roof.
All breeds of pigeons are gentle and faithful spouses. - Sergei Aksakov "Notes of a rifle hunter of the Orenburg province"
Where there are rice grains, there are pigeons.
Pigeons coo - to good weather.
Pigeons won't grow hawk claws.
The dove is not the happy one that the father has, but the one that the husband has.
The dove and the swallow are God's favorite birds.
The dove from time immemorial serves as an emblem of purity, meekness and love - and not in vain: all these three qualities belong to him par excellence. - Sergey Aksakov
A dove with a dove, and a raven with a raven.
The dove from time immemorial serves as an emblem of purity, meekness and love - and not in vain: all these three qualities belong to him par excellence. Its purity is proven by holy, Old and New Testament words. The love of a dove for a dove and their general tenderness for children are recognized by all the Russian people and are attested by their songs and sayings: the authority is convincing and irrefutable. Words of affection and regret, darling and darling, are constantly heard in speeches common people. Do they want to say how well a husband and wife live, how brother and sister agree, how friends and friends are friendly with each other, and they will certainly say: "They live like a dove with a dove, they do not look enough at each other." Wanting to express someone's innocence or kindness, they say: "He has a dove soul." Compassionate about someone else's misfortune, every peasant woman will say: "Oh, my dear, she has suffered grief." The very appearance of the dove expresses its qualities: how clean and tidy it is always, how proportionate all parts of its body are! What roundness, softness in the outlines of his figure! In all movements there is nothing impetuous, sharp: everything is so meek, calm, graceful. The people deeply feel moral qualities pigeons and has a special love for them. Russian pigeons, no doubt reborn from the wild, are fed by many householders with grains of bread, they put shelves for their nests, and every owner considers it a favorable sign if the pigeons are well behaved in his yard. Peasants never eat pigeons and in many villages they are not allowed to shoot them. - Sergey Aksakov "Notes of a rifle hunter of the Orenburg province"
The dove of the sea cannot dry up, the grief of the heart cannot be tortured.
Money is like pigeons: where they settle down, they will lead there.
If you make a dove angry, even she will peck.
If you want peace in the house, do not let a woman, a priest, or a dove into it.
If a white dove is thrown into a fire, the fire will subside or go out.
If a dove has crossed your path, then where you are going, good luck awaits you.
Roasted pigeon won't fly into your mouth.
Stomachs are like doves: where they want, they sit there.
They live like pigeons and fight like cats.
And the dove sits on three branches below the parents.
And the blind dove finds the grain.
A Cossack is like a dove: wherever he flies, he will land there.
When they fly away wild geese, (there) doves fly away.
Peasants never eat pigeons and in many villages they are not allowed to shoot them. - Sergey Aksakov "Notes of a rifle hunter of the Orenburg province"
