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Sometimes you sit at home on the couch, drink beer, watch TV! And then the call: “Did you take your son? Did you buy products? Mom is coming tomorrow, remember? Why are you silent, Seryozha? And you are not Seryozha, you are Kolya !!! And a holiday in my heart!
I sit in front of the fireplace, sip fragrant earl gray and think about the existence ... the cat pissing on my leg! Your mother, Barsik @fuck!!!
If he is afraid to approach you, then you are scarier than those to whom he easily approaches ...
In a black black city on a black black street in a black black apartment in a black black closet sat a black black cheburashka and thought what else to paint???
The most ornate expression is "go good fellow, the cell has appeared. It takes time and a certain amount of brains to understand that you were sent to f*ck.
I am difficult to understand, easy to excite and impossible to drive away!
- 40C Swedish cars won't start. There is no transport in Europe. In Alaska, they close the window in the bathroom. Norwegians wear sweaters. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
In general, I drank enough grief in life and learned to cope with defeats and failures, but if I come across a badly cleaned tangerine - that's it, pi @ dets, I go wild !!!
I wonder if if you put up a monument to a dove, will it somehow stop them?
Put out your palms. I will give you happiness. There is a bottomless source in the rain, in a thunderstorm and bad weather. I will fill you with happiness as much as you want. It's all in your power. Well, take it, take it!
If for each of your lies I would give you a balloon, then you would have flown away a month ago!
The more sun in the soul, the brighter life around ...
In some respects, a guy and a girl live like Tom and Jerry ... They tease each other, beat, annoy, taunt, constantly bully and mischief, and even hate each other, but at the same time they SIMPLY CANNOT live without each other !!!
Everything starts with. I will always love you for who you are, and then don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t swear, I’m tired of hanging around at night ...
Why are you so funny? The song stuck alone. - Which? - I know the password of your contact, there were a lot of heifers now there is none.
Excite my nerves and I will fuck your brain.
Don't look that I'm small, thin, like a makhana, you can't pick up bones. I have a left one - a crown one, a right one - a funeral one.
A woman smells of poison, the risk of dangerous encounters, a woman smells of a reward if she is protected .. it smells of a subtle spicy bouquet of wine. A woman smells like a man if she is in love..
I've gone on a binge, I'll be back!
I am looking for a husband to drink, smoke, walk ... I think that spouses should live by common interests!
So let's raise our glasses... And the fact that they are lying around?..
The lady hanging on her neck will sooner or later climb into the saddle.
How hard it was for Eva, not being able to go to her mother!
I fixed it on the "desktop" of the computer. I still don’t understand how I deleted the trash in the trash? ..
Anatoly Wasserman lives with his mother and drives an old "penny". Dana Borisova drives a Lexus and has bought an apartment in the center of Moscow. AND WHICH ONE OF THEM IS STUPID NOW???
Microbes slowly crawled over Lefty's body, dragging horseshoes behind them with difficulty...
My daughter - beautiful child, but on parent meetings I go under a different name.
In men, there are no signs of deprivation of virginity, except for a satisfied and impudent face.
All other people are contemptuously called "flayers" by necrophiles.
If you are a snake lover, warm me on your chest ...
Beautiful breasts are visible in a turtleneck! Don't throw dirt on the sun...
What beautiful ideals came Khana under the covers!
Honey, if I'm still pregnant, should I call you or delete the number right away?
I'm always at peace with myself! I just put everything in!
I wonder if the creators of "Kama Sutra" would like the game "Tetris"?
Fans of quiet hunting are not mushroom pickers ... These are those with radars!
No matter how many bad things are said about me, I always have something to add. 100
Nothing limits your actions like the phrase "do whatever you want"... 81
Guys get jealous when they love. Girls get jealous even when they don't love. 72
Can't find a way for me? Get around! 198 - cool statuses
Comrade, let's go through to clarify the cash ... 21
Nothing strengthens faith in a person like a 100% prepayment. 30
If you know exactly who is to blame - do not give yourself away. 48
coming with eyes closed and a smile from ear to ear, to meet future happiness, through a field of rakes ... 98
From the statement: "How do I all ..." Crossed out. “Like I have you all…” Crossed out. “Yes, would you all go to ...” Crossed out. "Please grant me another vacation." 31
Dear Money! I miss you very much. I promise to buy you a new wallet. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will accept everyone! 42
I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurrent success, hypertensive salary, and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage!))) 39
The best way to test a guy for loyalty is to ask the sleeping man, in the morning, the question: "Will you go to yours or will you stay with me?" 67
According to statistics, the phrase "What a huge he is!" most often heard by a spider. 65
Briefly about myself: Year of manufacture 1991, Mileage 20, Light color, Height 162, Blue headlights, Documents on hand, Tuning is present, The body is not broken, not rusty, The roof is in place, but there are no brakes. All options, looking for some with a half turn. 54
You can’t look in the mirror when you eat - you’ll eat your happiness. And when you drink, you drink. And in the toilet, it’s better not to hang a mirror at all ... 62
Sex is when he wants it, erotica is when she wants it, porn is when both of them want it. 48
No money to change wardrobe - change jobs! For the new team, all your old clothes are new. 41
Flowers should be without a reason... Happiness should be unique... House - warm... Weather - no matter what the weather is! But love should be mutual. 46
All people bring happiness - some by their presence, others by their absence) 69
What would I give to a person who has everything? I would punch him in the jaw. 20
If men knew what women think, they would court twenty times more boldly. 46
Soul to soul, only matryoshkas can live. 65
I need to call my mom, tell me where I am. - Hello, mom? Where I am? 44
The little boy was watching porn. I did not understand the film, but I sweated a lot. 31
The main thing is that they are waiting for you at home, and not waiting 61
Chocolate is twice as tasty if you can’t) 40
The Lord keeps us all. It's just that everyone has a different shelf life. 47
I am kept by the great ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility - DANUNAH. 75
Every day, people around me prove to me that life without a brain is real. 61
Nobody dies a virgin: life will fuck us all. 34
