To raise the corporate spirit and motivate their employees, management, especially on holidays, simply needs to highlight the best and note the merits of each. And one of original ways do it - arrange a ceremony with nominations, it can be humorous or solemn in nature , with real medals or comic, most importantly, the appropriate mood.
We present two options comic nominations for corporate honoring.
Idea number 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.
Often we compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: “miracle pea”, “potato dad”, “cool pepper”, “ruddy like an apple”, “sour like a lemon”, etc. the idea was born to develop .
Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As they say, "inexpensive and tasteful", but also ecologically tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the anniversary of the company, and at any professional or corporate holiday.
The foyer is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, over which the inscription: “I know: (name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!” (Surname, initials of the head.)
All words belong to the head of the enterprise
Hello, juicy and mischievous, flourishing and native, moderately drinking and singing well, forever young and forever drunk with happiness collective!
Today we celebrate our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like the first class, like the first kiss, like the first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday so that the taste and interest in life do not disappear!
In general, speaking about our team, I would like to compare it with a large field in which various cultures live and grow harmoniously, helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to pay what they deserve to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity for these 10 years! In honor of the decade, we present prizes in 10 juicy categories!
Cabbage. They are looking for children in this vegetable, there is a lot of vitamin C in it, but we hand it over for that “cabbage” that was in the reliable hands of our cashier ... (First Name Last Name)!
Cucumber. Handing over this symbolic vegetable, I want to remember that the cucumber is 90% water. So the success of our team for 90% consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! And continue to be a cucumber-well done!
Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely useful and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the whole organism, like our protection in the face ... (First Name Last Name)!
Pomelo. As you know, it is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach a diameter of 30 cm and have a mass of 10 kg. In China on New Year these fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift ... (First Name Last Name) as a recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!
Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which cheers up and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East, it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today, with this gift, we encourage a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish him to grow to the size of a pomelo!
Orange the Italians call it the "apple of love". Psychologists say that it is preferred by energetic, loving natures who love to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is ... (First Name Last Name).
Grape- one of the most noble plants on earth, which gives the most ancient alcoholic drink— wine and, of course, juice! A person who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juices out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!
Pepper. This vegetable does not need special comment, but still, let me say a few words about ... (First Name Last Name). We saw this person in action, and he is really cool! You can say about him: “It's all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business”! Thirdly, despite small size office, he achieves great results!
A pineapple is one of the most popular fruits in the world. It is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:
Small pineapple, but expensive.
One pineapple is good, but two is better.
Called pineapple - climb into champagne.
The popularity of our team is largely due to the charm ... (First Name Last Name). In a word, pineapple itself could envy its popularity!
Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it is a healthy vegetable - once, a perennial culture - two, and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember back in Soviet times in the army canteens there was a poster: “Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim like Sophia Loren!” Horseradish is also a frequently used word in the lexicon of a Russian person. Personally, when I talk about horseradish, I remember a joke: “If guests come to you and you don’t know what to put on the table, put horseradish on! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a damn thing! And if a lot of guests came to you, put horseradish in pickles, then at the end of the evening you can safely say to the guests: what the hell do you still need? The fucking prize goes to... (First Name Last Name)!
The “official” part ends, and I remember a good anecdote:
I am an avocado - the fruit that you need!
I am a plum - always beautiful!
I am a watermelon - beautiful as a toddler!
And I am a passion fruit, I don’t even know what to say ... Well, this passion fruit does not know what to say, but I know! (Raising a glass.) For you team!
Idea number 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.
Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is arranged on the occasion of the company’s birthday, professional orthere comes a moment of truth, when there is an irresistible desire to single out the most important, from the point of view of the manager, employees. For the purpose of secrecy and conflict-free within the team, it is often necessary to disguise this action simple method: make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless, everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. nominations are made by us, and the winners are chosen by the employees themselves.
The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of company employees.
Dear Colleagues!
We sincerely ask you to fill out this short questionnaire. We will determine all together who we have "The most, the most, the most ..." and we will tell them all this, right in the face and in front of everyone! It is NOT NECESSARY to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who first come to mind. Opinions will be taken into account in the aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really hope for you.
P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one surname, but at the same time one person can be nominated several times.
"Uma chamber":
This is the most, most ... head (of the company),
This is our most intelligent employee or collaborator,
This is our clever, erudite and intellectual,
He is capable of solving the most complex problems!
"Miss/Mr Antistress":
Communication with him brings you into a state of peace,
You want to communicate with him (her) again and again
"Tradition Keeper"
You can always find out from him or her ..... what date who did what in the company,
Why is this,
What is called exactly and who named it.
He (she) can endlessly tell stories from the history (of the company)
"Master of Golden Pens":
is dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand will "clog" in
any office equipment.
"They only dream of peace":
It's definitely about him or her.
About those who are called the ringleader and "motor" of the company,
This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of \u200b\u200benergy,
There he (she) is sitting at the next table!
"I looked back to see":
Men's Choice Award.
The woman is amazing and unpredictable,
When she walks down the hall I always try
turn around and look at her!
"He's our superman...":
Women's Choice Award.
He is strong, courageous.
The most gallant man in our company.
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being":
Genius carelessness and distraction.
He (she) is always and everywhere late,
But always and everywhere in time, although he (her) is never in place!
How does he (she) do it?
"Thought at the Speed of Sound":
This is our smartest employee or employee.
You have repeatedly turned to him or her for good advice.
And, what is most interesting - they always received it!
"Artist of large and small stages":
Good in person...
Yes, the advantages of all can not be counted!
If you suddenly ask what you need,
The scene will suit you in an instant,
And marvel at the talent
Both a colleague and...
"Dear friend":
If you want, scream
Whisper if you want
If you want - be silent, like a dumb.
He (she) anyway: joy will hear,
Grief will feel
And, of course, share with you!
"The Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of Secrets and Passwords):
This is the most, most, most "secret" head of the company.
It is he who will beat everything out of you to the last
information to open access to a particular resource of the company.
And not the fact that you will receive it ....
"Speaker, voice of the people"
He (she) is the most eloquent employee, is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,
Even if his (her) opinion is contrary to the opinion of the boss ...
"Hidden reserves"
He (she) recently came to "_____".
Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us.
But how many ideas are stored in this head?
He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.
"Self-assembly tablecloth" (the most hospitable employee)
He (she) will always share the last crust of bread with a neighbor,
treat with tea, offer to drink and not only coffee…………
"A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle"
The most attentive.
Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded.
"I am writing to you, what more?",
For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and pose,
For the efficient and uninterrupted use of all available forms of written communication
(E-mail, ICQ, sms)
"In step with the times"
For a responsible attitude to the work schedule:
despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms,
falling dollar and rising prices for gold and oil,
will appear in right place and at the right time
Comic nominations at the corporate party First of all, you can mark the important people of the company and come up with interesting titles for the director and his deputies, chief accountant, heads of departments: “I will command the parade” This is about the head of the company. You can award a leader with a certificate for intelligence, for business qualities, for skillful leadership, etc. “A penny saves a ruble” Of course, it will win in terms of characteristics Chief Accountant. Who, if not he, is responsible for effective use funds. "First violin" In this nomination, the deputy director for finance (head of the financial department) can win. The playing of the orchestra depends on it. You can come up with nominations based on characteristic features and peculiarities of behavior of employees, and for the title of the awarded positions, use lines from songs, set expressions, catch phrases: “In step with the times” The winner is the one who is never late anywhere, always in the right place and at the right time. “A scent like a dog's, and an eye like an eagle's” The most attentive, all-observing employee of the company will get a prize in this nomination. "Musketeer" Always support and help, guided by the famous motto. “I am writing to you, what more?” The prize is awarded to the one who most actively uses any available means of communication ( Email, ICQ, SMS, etc.) and prefers to resolve all issues by correspondence. "Uma Chamber" You can always ask for advice on any, even the most difficult, issue. "Peace they only dream of" Energies - more than enough, do not sit still. Moreover, he prefers not to sit still, he gathers a group of colleagues in the company. "Keeper of Traditions" Knows the history of the company, its traditions and its legends best of all, he will get the victory in this category. "Hidden Reserves" The title will go to one of the promising newcomers. Character traits, personal properties of people can be emphasized simply: “Mr./Miss….”: “Mr. (or Miss) Antistress” “Mr. (or Miss) Charm” or “Mr. (or Miss) Smile” “Mr. (or Miss) Responsiveness "Mr. Cheerful", "Miss Laughter" "Mr. (or Miss) Curiosity (or maybe Curiosity?)" These and similar nominations speak for themselves. Not entirely comic, but quite suitable for an announcement at a corporate party, by the way, they allow you to see how a person is perceived by the team. You can come up with categories for rewarding based on the special abilities and skills of employees: “Tea Ceremony Master” On the one hand, a colleague who takes frequent tea breaks can become the winner in the nomination. It turns out a reward with a hint. On the other hand, a person who knows and observes the traditions of tea drinking can work for you. Then the title is a recognition of unusual knowledge and ability to put into practice. "In chocolate" The title can get a person who succeeds in everything and always. She has almost everything one could dream of. And if something else is not there, no one doubts it will be. “Golden Hands” Who has everything “burning in his hands”, everything is “repaired” by itself. Nominations can be created based on professional affiliation: "Fighter of the invisible front" About a good system administrator who ensures the smooth operation of computers. "Swiss Accuracy" Nomination suitable for accountants. "Time is money", "Money in the morning - chairs in the evening" Such titles are suitable for bank employees who issue loans. "Miss light hand”, “Specialist in the colors of life”, “But we have our own alphabet” These and other nominations for doctors (in this case, nurses, pediatricians and ophthalmologists, respectively).
Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not joking)))!
Even presenting real awards is not always such a success.
To whom do we give and for what reason?
At a birthday or other holiday of one person (enrollment in school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the release of the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) we give only to this person, the hero of the occasion;
At a celebration of several people (the victory of a team in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.), we give all these people the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);
February 23 and March 8 - for all women and all men without exception (check a hundred times that no one has been forgotten. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (useful for unexpected guests as well). But! Here you need to make one shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting.Everyone will be waiting, but what is invented for him?
What do we write?
Comic nominations of competitions and texts on medals.
By family ties:
The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)
The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)
The eldest beloved daughter, the youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)
By profession:
Most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)
The most favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the name of the traffic police now?)
The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)
(Here it’s not necessarily literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: cutting your neighbor’s hair is already the best stylist, managed to run to the bus – well, you are a tough athlete)
By positions:
The most democratic boss, employee, accountant
The most greedy chief accountant
Most flexible executive
The most economic caretaker
Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in singular. But still write the word "most" - for humor and light irony which I hope they understand.
By actions:
I am the best ... gave the neighbor a chair (screwed the light bulb, blow smoke rings, make reports)
I am the fastest ... I know how to paint lips (I find a mobile in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), I count without a calculator)
The same, but for kids:
I am the fastest ... ate porridge (fell asleep in the afternoon)
I'm the best ... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)
For schoolchildren, I can’t figure it out yet: the daughter is a student, the nephews are babies)) I forgot a little school themes. But you understood the idea, you will come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:
Miss curly curls
Miss the most beautiful bows
Miss Longest Braids
mr neatness
Mister good manners
Our superman
Our protection and support
Our Secret Keeper
The most intelligent (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)
The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)
By hobbies and cute features:
Newspaper Reading Star
World-class maestro in playing on the nerves
Our personal astrologer (for a lover of horoscopes)
Fashion item (for fashion item)
Our best florist (who loves to mess around with bouquets)
Our Sukhomlinsky (for a lover to educate)
Young Michurinets (cottagers of any age)
A student of Bill Gates (to someone who is well versed - or thinks he is well versed - in computer programs)
Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. This would be me by default))
Almost Hitchcock (horror movie fan)
Snow Queen (to the most prickly lady)
Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)
Comic nominations and their winners:
The winner of the nomination "The lady checked in the luggage" (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for a lover of a bunch of bags, packages, shopping bags))
The winner of the nomination "Here's someone down the hill" (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or likes hiking in the mountains, or ski resorts)
The winner of the nomination “You fooled me, you fooled me” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))
Winner of the nomination "For small raft"(this is from a song by Yu. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)
The winner of the nomination "I will drive a bicycle for a long time" (very beautiful song my youth. A gift from me to cyclists)
Winner of the nomination "I'll send him to ..." (from the song of Lolita. To a lover of rough abuse of any sex)
The winner of the nomination "Orientation - North" (from another song by Lolita. To a person at least somehow connected with the word "north": he lived, served, worked for Far North. Either he lives in the area of the Northern bus station (once there was one in Donetsk, and our student hostel was not far), or he works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.
The winner of the nomination "You got drunk, like a pig" (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of New Year's musicals. Do NOT hand over this medal, but show and announce in advance that it is, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, then he will publicly receive it. But you hope it doesn't come to that.
For this block of nominations, it would be very good to collect these songs and include each for 1 - 1.5 minutes, until man goes for a medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at home-made holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out roughness and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.
I remind you: how to make a medal, I painted in detail in. If you do not fit on the medal both the text and the picture, leave one thing, but in any case, announce the text and the nomination aloud: you, after all, have an award ceremony))
Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations for competitions for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case it will be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will go to waste in space. And we need to hook people here on earth))
Wishing you bright nominations and nominees,
A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!
P.S. The title of the next article is "A contest that is always with you." Look what's in there :)
Any corporate event is always a great occasion to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it is best to come up with funny contests with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, the names of the nomination are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, from February 23. About what names of nominations to come up with for men, we will tell in this article.
What do the names of the nominations depend on?
As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of awards can be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all titles would be for men. So, what kind of comic nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?
"Most Late Worker of the Year"
This nomination, as the name implies, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their lack of punctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, you can present such an award using the following verses:
The alarm clock will ring in the morning
Get up, get up! It is time!
But he just can't get up
He wants to sleep so much.
He's not in a hurry to get to work.
He luxuriates and sleeps for a long time.
As soon as he sees that he overslept,
Runs to a taxi, but again late.
Well, who doesn't?
He deserves his award!
Such comic nominations in verse will help to raise the mood and tell the employee in a playful way that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to the diploma, you can make a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a big alarm clock.
"Sickest Worker of the Year"
In such a nomination, an employee of the organization who is regularly ill and is on sick leave for any reason can win. In this case we are talking not about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that are definitely not to be laughed at. Nominees for this award are often referred to as "supposedly ill" or as "suffering from cunning inflammation".
Wakes up in the morning, that's the trouble.
He got a headache!
Now the stomach, then the back hurts,
Now a sore throat, then the flu, then colitis.
He won't go to work
One hundred reasons will be called.
He calls to work
He coughs and wheezes into the phone.
And so every day he suffers,
For this he receives an award.
As an award in this nomination for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first-aid kit with a red cross.
"The most thrifty employee of the company"
In this nomination, you can nominate, for example, a chief accountant. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial issues of the organization. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information related to saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal depicting a chest with gold coins or with a hand holding a fan of green banknotes in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).
Such comic nominations will distinguish your employee from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.
"The most important ladies' protector"
This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. They, as a rule, are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex, they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be awarded a medal with the image of an inflated athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.
"Tea Ceremony Master"
It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in the comic award nominations. A candidate in this nomination can be the employee who was often seen with a cup of tea. At the same time, with this drink, he could be seen not only at lunchtime, but also at work time. Such people, as a rule, simply "play for time." During tea drinking and after it, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the use of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.
On the same topic, you can come up with similar nominations, for example, in the heading: “for the record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for the record frequency of visiting the smoking room”, and so on. In a word, come up with comic nominations for employees and at the same time emphasizing individual characteristics each of the nominated employees.
"Bird-talker"
An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk whether they are on their lunch break or doing some activity during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be presented with a mouthpiece or a poster in the style of "silence is golden."
"Chief psychotherapist of the company"
To the selection of candidates suitable for given name premiums must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should cheer up, not upset. Therefore, it is better not to make the candidate of the person who is tight with humor.
For example, if your boss does not have any prejudices, you can reward him with this award. At the same time, the awarding of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will “return” the smarts to the ground, enlighten the dull ones, set the true heads of departments on the path, etc.”. As a reward, he can be presented with a statuette reminiscent of the Oscar.
"King of Social Media"
Such nominations for a corporate party are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. "Speaking" names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination "King of social networks" may be a subtle allusion to some employees who only imitate hectic labor activity, and they themselves only "sit" in VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
"The most important fashion critic"
Some comic nominations for men need clarification. For example, "The Most Important Fashion Critic" is awarded to those male representatives who closely monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. At the same time, in reality, they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the cut.
"Best Connoisseur of Privacy"
There is such a person in any company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who and with whom he lives, with whom he meets, with whom he quarrels, from whom and for what reason his wife left, who is cheating on her husband, and so on. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make comic nominations for rewarding employees in such a way that you don’t offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.
"Biggest Partisan of the Month"
In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with ticks. They are usually laconic, but in most cases - hardworking. Almost all representatives of the "silent" behave like hermits. They almost do not communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to a noisy company.
Comic nominations for rewarding employees: "Genius of the Year"
In this category, all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace can take part. For example, to reward the middle manager who solved the problem for the 5th grade child of the chief engineer; for a quick and efficient search for a solution when working with a printer that jammed paper, and so on.
"IT Maniac of the Month"
All employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be "gadget addicts".
Recall that all nominations for the corporate party are comic. Do not confuse jokes with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or become the object of ridicule and caustic remarks. Therefore, treat the selection of names for the nominations very scrupulously.
Use tools such as medals and diplomas with comic content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage by doing funny photo. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, such as glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual headwear, colored wigs, and so on.
To be honest, at first I wanted to write comic nominations for men from the word “defender”.
Since the holiday is called Defender of the Fatherland Day, then let the nominations be like this:
the main protector of the ladies, the first protector of colleagues from the authorities, the protector of those who are late from lunch, the defenders labor code and the rights of smokers.
But that's all I got. I remembered everyone and realized that I won’t invent any more defenders, and I know why. Therefore, I wrote the nominations in my favorite style - by name.
In this case - by the names of several works by A. Ostrovsky, A. Dumas, B. Okudzhava, films by E. Ryazanov and some others.
Here's what happened:
Comic nominations for men and guys.
There are 24 titles here, some of them double or group. So for your corporate party or school holiday should be enough.
I mostly write for men at work, but some of it will work for boys at school as well. Some I have already adapted, others redo yourself in the same way.
Appointment with Bonaparte
An employee, or the head of a department, or a student whom you rarely see. He is either often absent, or it is not possible to get through to him. Therefore, rare meetings with him are equated with a date with the emperor.
Zastava Ilyich
A colleague with such a patronymic. Then his place of work will be just an outpost. Just in case, I will explain for the younger generation - initially we are talking about Lenin, but there is no need to talk about it out loud.
The man in my head
A comic nomination for a man who distracts women's thoughts. And these thoughts are not necessarily of a romantic nature - maybe he borrowed money from them or shoved his work on them. This must be stated at the announcement of the nomination.
Be healthy, dear!
Basically, anyone. But the winner will be a man with a cold)))
Guys!
For real men - for reliability, equanimity and the ability to cope with classic male work without tantrums.
Orphan Kazan
Exclusively in figuratively!!! In order not to inadvertently injure the soul, check the biography. Dimochka Petrov is nominated for his amazing talent for authentically pretending to be an orphan, and it is easy to beg tea, coffee, sugar, cigarettes, and payday money from colleagues. At school, the same thing, but with classmates: call from their phone, write off from their notebook ...
Aibolit and Barmaley
The staff doctor or staff member who is consulted for medical advice. Announce with words that he will choose and nominate Barmaley himself. See, he'll love it.
The Man Who Couldn't Cry
A man who does not succumb to fictional and exaggerated stories told to him for the mercenary purpose - to pity and beg for something.
Henry III and his court
This is exactly for a male boss who considers employees to be his courtiers.
handsome man
Let there be a nomination for a handsome man, even a young one, although initially it has a slightly different meaning. But he himself will guess, if not stupid.
Good sir
A man or youth acting arrogantly, inappropriately majestic, or emphatically magnanimous.
Often this is the ideal nomination for the boss))).
Festive sleep before dinner
A semi-joking nomination for those who like to sleep and, as a result, be late for the start of work or study.
Say a word about the poor hussar
In this nomination, Vasya Ivanov (for example) wins, about whom you need to say a word to the management from time to time so that he is not fired (not expelled, not expelled).
Old robbers
A comic nomination for two or more men of any age at once, even the youngest, if they can be called robbers in good sense for at least one successful positive adventure known to you. Name which one.
At work, it might just be a risky project.
At school - not vicious, not offensive hooliganism.
I am a frivolous Georgian
My favorite nomination in today's article! Bulat Okudzhava said this about himself in a documentary film-interview, which was filmed for his 70th birthday by Eldar Ryazanov. Therefore, you can nominate a man for her if he fits at least one criterion:
- Georgian by nationality
- Outwardly similar to Okudzhava (look at his young photos with hair)
- Writes poetry and sets it to music
- Plays bard songs on the guitar
- A big fan of Bulat Shalvovich's work.
Tell the nominee that this is a nomination-compliment, since it sounds from the lips of the poet himself, and it is awarded for something with the hope that our chosen one will justify it for more than one year.
Poor Avrosimov
Substitute the correct surname and explain why he is poor. Most likely he did something.
Nemukhin musicians
If you have amateur musicians, then this is for them. You can substitute the name of your city or your company.
Zarechensky suitors
About the same, only for unmarried men.
The Adventures of Leopold the Cat
You beat the rest of the nominations in the same way:
Gentlemen of Fortune
Constricted-mummer
The Adventures of Shipov, or Ancient Vaudeville
Morning of a young man
Every day is not Sunday
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If your men are teachers or doctors, choose from ready-made ones - I have already written and funny ones.
Thus, comic nominations for men will be supplemented, and the holiday on February 23 will not be boring.
Wishing you well-aimed nominations for our defenders,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
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