Tell, funny predictions gypsies?
- I know for sure that in spring all gypsies sell their fur coats....)))
- Comic predictions gypsies
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And in distant countries he will kill you.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dry food compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you're going to be a chef!You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor, shout loudly:
Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
Step uneven, cloudy look
The wife will be sad and say:
The wolf and the seven Young goatsYour life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you win from shoes lace!You not to be bored
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy. ,
Then drink some vodka...
You will be happy, even kill!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Have fun looking ahead
There wealth awaits you.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
In the house tasty food.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose reliable remedy for movement on it - a car. .
- you helped me so much thanks at our school there is a scene but here we are 4th Klaas we will make an autumn holiday and I am a gypsy girl there
Loss loved one- Always tragic event. It takes time to get over it, to come to terms with the loss. So the death of my great-grandfather Nikolai Ivanovich was for relatives akin to thunder from a clear sky.
Great-grandfather, a simple rural worker, was wonderful person. True, he had one oddity: he did not like gypsies. It was rumored that as a child he was almost stolen by a camp passing through our farm.
In the first years of perestroika, many gypsies again appeared in our area: some begged for alms, some traded whatever they had to. When my great-grandfather was driving another trader out of the yard, she suddenly said:
"Don't make noise, grandfather, I won't do anything to you." But know that to drown you - do not drown and burn - do not burn out.
And she walked away. Everything might have been forgotten, but that same summer my great-grandfather went fishing and almost drowned. Since then, he firmly believed that he would have to burn! Therefore, even when old age completely overcame and illnesses tormented, great-grandfather answered the question of his fellow villagers “How are you, Ivanovich?” cheerfully answered:
- We'll live! Haven't burned yet!
And on June 30, 2001, my great-grandfather passed away. Relatives came to our small farm to see last way native person.
According to the old Orthodox custom, a grandmother-reader was invited to the funeral of the deceased. She settled down at the coffin of the deceased, lit the lamp, opened the psalter and began to read. After spending four hours in prayer, she took a break and, leaving the lighted lamp in the house, went out into the street.
I was then a little "why" and constantly poked my nose into adult affairs, asking everyone about everything in the world. It was I, as my parents said, who asked my great-grandmother the question:
Why is there smoke coming out of the window?
It turned out that the room in which the deceased lay was already blazing with might and main. After a moment of stupor, they rushed to put out the fire - filled buckets with water, pulled irrigation hoses from the garden. But the flames had already burst out of the windows and spread to the roof. It is not known how everything would have ended if at that moment the saving howl of a siren had not been heard.
It was the neighbors who called the fire department. Help arrived just in time.
The fire chief asked:
- Are there people in the house?
Great-grandmother shouting "Kolenka, my dear!" rushed to the door. The fireman pushed her aside, ripped open the door, and stepped into the fire. The flames licked the walls mercilessly, the nylon tulle on the windows melted, hissed, and dripped black drops onto the floor.
After taking a few steps, the fireman froze, shocked by what he saw.
In the middle of the room stood the coffin with the dead. Flames raged all around, smoke billowing from the ceiling. But the coffin was as if covered with an invisible veil. Neither fire, nor smoke, nor soot - nothing touched him.
When the firefighters, after knocking down the fire, carried out the deceased, all the relatives at first stood in a daze. Then someone said softly:
- They say the truth: there can be no two deaths.
Relatives later told me that they all heard a sound like a sigh. He was accepted as a sign of the repose of the great-grandfather's soul: they say that what was promised happened.
Gypsy - Fortuneteller
During the feast, a gypsy appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordionist (guitarist). First, she sings to the motive of a gypsy:
I am a funny fortune teller
I don't ask for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
I ran away from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jelly!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom
Right on this very spot
With him I would have tasted sin!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
Let me guess people
Let me lay out the cards
Give me a coin
I will tell the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe just “guesses” the guests by the hand. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of a guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be common, for example, like this:
Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work!
And you - I know for sure what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my rich man, in five minutes you will be dancing a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you will be washing your trousers!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer, in the evening you will run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... it's hard to see ... oh, a herring!
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest are asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you!
They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
Friends will be around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
The boundless gave you, the unknown gave. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today.
Waiting for you, young, different diseases, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because the hands are dirty!
Get ready for the big fight! Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge!
A big loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales
A funny comedy will be shown to you on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
To be you, beauty, tomorrow morning an asterisk, a berry, a pussy, a fish, but if you give beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, love! .. They will give tomorrow. So much so that you will sneeze until the evening!
Celebrate holidays big company fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment. Without it, the celebration will turn into a banal eating of food and empty talk. If you take on the organization of the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Decoration of the room, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare contests, games and quizzes. Guests will be completely delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include in the script of the evening the visit of a famous witch. In her role, you can act on your own or involve one of the invitees. Set up a speech beforehand and the show can begin.
A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, in verse they are best suited. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper with the help of ordinary strong tea brewing or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious bundles in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that there are comic predictions behind their backs, short and funny. In the middle of the evening, the witch appears!
The fun begins
The sorceress is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, giving everyone a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Do you want to know the whole truth? Behind your backs will now appear magic balls! Extract from them what is sent to you by higher powers!”
All come true
Guests can start popping balloons and taking out packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will marry again;
- as soon as you put on a red chignon, you will receive a million in a day;
- you will fly up the career ladder, you will quickly sit down with your boss;
- you will never go bald, your hair is kept by a lucky star;
- soon in your house you will hear a child's roar, laughter and trampling, and a pot, have fun soon, my friend;
- the miraculous balm will come across to you soon, you will be forever young, mischievous and groovy;
- Wake up in the morning - under the window of a foreign car, didn't you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are perfect for colleagues. This number will be relevant at the corporate party for any holiday!
Gypsy motifs
There is a strong stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers. So we will not dispel it, but, on the contrary, we will beat a fun situation. For the holiday, the gypsy Aza will come to you directly from the camp, which goes into the sky! He will look for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it is very simple to make: you need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and more jewelry. Prepare in advance comic predictions, short and best suited. Write them down on sheets of paper and put them in a pretty box. The gypsy enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in her great-grandmother's house. She opened it and saw a note inside. She told that she should come to this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious messages
The development of events can be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in verse or prose. A gypsy woman can call guests herself and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I can see very clearly, you have a huge family. You will all live together son will go serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and a friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food in the house.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly in the night your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, youth and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!
All the best for children
If the house is planned children's holiday, be sure to prepare entertainment for the guys. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games, contests, let the smart ones show off their intellect in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, let the guys have a good rest and refreshment, and you can start the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. For children, this will be an unusual and interesting surprise! They will gladly open the cherished notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- V mall buy you just cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you get a new phone;
- you will get five fives, although you teach very poorly;
- they call, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be cool, you will have a red dachshund;
- a neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck itself will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes to go to school, but, having matured, they remember these years and dream of returning to the past! Try to arrange parties, discos, competitions and games for the guys for every holiday. So the class will become more friendly, united. At any of the events, you can give children an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select the special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with a hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will study only for five and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will start writing books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to the running competitions, you show yourself there properly.
- You need to start dancing, and pump your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- You will sing like a nightingale, do not be too shy on stage!
The guys will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good, then it will definitely come true!
