Gypsy - Fortuneteller
During the feast, a gypsy appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordionist (guitarist). First, she sings to the motive of a gypsy:
I am a funny fortune teller
I don't ask for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
I ran away from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jelly!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom
Right on this very spot
With him I would have tasted sin!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
Let me guess people
Let me lay out the cards
Give me a coin
I will tell the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe just “guesses” the guests by the hand. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of a guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be common, for example, like this:
Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work!
And you - I know for sure what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my rich man, in five minutes you will be dancing a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you will be washing your trousers!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer, in the evening you will run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... it's hard to see ... oh, a herring!
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest are asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you!
They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
Friends will be around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Waiting for you gave the boundless, gave the unknown. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today.
Waiting for you, young, different diseases, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because the hands are dirty!
Get ready for the big fight! Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge!
A big loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales
A funny comedy will be shown to you on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
To be you, beauty, tomorrow morning an asterisk, a berry, a pussy, a fish, but if you give beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, love! .. They will give tomorrow. So much so that you will sneeze until the evening!
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy will make the holiday brighter!
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2012 by Olga Ladyemansipe 4 Comments
If you are planning celebratory event, and you do not know how to entertain guests, then you have come to the right place. From personal experience I can say that one of the most effective ways how to make the holiday memorable for everyone, are thematic dressing up.
Surprise moment "Gypsy"
I don’t know whether it’s about clothes or people, but the dressing method always works, even without careful preparation. If there is no time to come up with a costumed role-playing performance, then dress up a woman as a gypsy, and better man, you can always.
And maybe, at first glance, gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse will seem banal to many, but when people see the whole picture, they will be able to restrain themselves from laughing and will remember the holiday for a long time. So, if you organize comic fortune-telling for a birthday, you can make a pleasant surprise for the birthday man, and if you come up with comic fortune-telling for a gypsy at a wedding, then all the guests and newlyweds will appreciate the efforts of the organizers and will gladly take part in the process. I bring to your attention gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse, which you can safely use at any holiday.
Comic gypsy fortune-telling for women
Comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for an anniversary
Scene-congratulations on the anniversary "Fortune telling of a gypsy."
A woman, better who can speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking for the hero of the day, which is a matter of life and death. Asks to accept and quickly.
A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I will tell you for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell everything as it is. Now I'll scatter the cards, I'll learn a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you ... and your name in great language
Maya means… You love being right in everything, you always try to help everyone and everywhere.
Always want to be helpful. Your zodiac sign, ... and you were born today exactly ... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example, football, fishing or hunting). Each person was born under the auspices of some tree, so your tree is .... And this means that you are a necessary person in any company and the soul of the company.
It is always interesting and fun with you and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have many of them. You love your family and are proud of your children.
You are loved by women and always surrounded by lovely ladies. Come on, accept a gift of a bouquet of flowers from ladies dear to your heart. And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman's anniversary
I will scatter the deck
It was in her life that she had
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, I know from those suits
Will be in life that she has
In the past, a wedding, a feast on a mountain,
Yes, there are no guests around
A wedding that is called golden
I have it in my deck!
So that she had a plane,
Say let her pay
But we are in this business
They would also have something!
It was to sell them the mind.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybags. She's fine here too.
Husband is not easy!
Live somewhere underneath
Moscow!
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that undershirt
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation
She has a life!
Happiness and do not count in the asset,
And the merits cannot be counted!
Happiness is in the future
And there are merit too!
In a stack so that one to one,
At least two hundred years
Go hunting for a pheasant
And if you bring a boar home, you will find five hundred rubles in a basket.
Put them on your phone
You say: “Fuck!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you will send
Fired - you say: "Well, so what!" Showcases passing by
I want this bullshit!” And go broke at the root.
And a long youth awaits you,
A pleasant cycle of travel. You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood in the veins
Big love awaits you. And happy besides
Choose who you need.
And all this without cheating
Pockets full of money. Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for a long time
Dig all 24 hours a day
Three months you will dig
And then you bathe in wealth.
If you want to be happy
You will be happy, for the life of you.
KVN-2012. 6th game 1/4. Pyatigorsk - Gypsy woman is guessing...
Scene Gypsy on the anniversary
Host: Attention, attention!
A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet the master of magical and gypsy sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable ... Lyalya
Black!
Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company!
Receive mpiya into your agreeable company. (He sits down at the table.) It's no use the deushka called me professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future.
I know the fate of all the guests of this house. Podkhady, gild the pen, I’ll tell you everything, what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate… , someone - the birth of another child, someone - moving, someone - a promotion, etc. After fortune-telling, everyone raises a glass for the future and health of the hero of the day.
Then the gypsy performs gypsy dance, inviting "First-class (th) gypsy (-ku)". Presenter: And I heard from one of my acquaintances that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Turns to a gypsy woman.) Perhaps this is not true? Gypsy: Wow, you're right!
Everything is true!
Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what ... (He goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) That young man, handsome and handsome, thinks about what delicious salad prepared by the mistress of this house, but his wife will not be able to do such a thing ... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy one thinks about what good man host ... (Approaches the third, etc.) Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by pulling out a lucky or unlucky ticket. Gypsy: And such a fortune-telling is known to me!
Here are my tickets. Padkhadite, dear guests, good people, pull the papers of the king. What is written on them will certainly come true ... As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or clippings from newspaper statues pasted on small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late for work ... Hello everyone!
And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity!
I’ll drink a glass on the path for the hospitable owners of this house and for their guests! ..
Host: Thank you
Lyalya, that came to us for a light!
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Gypsy prediction options
1. Oh, my dear, I see the brilliance along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money.
You can buy a cottage outside the city, because you will give up an apartment for debts, and now give me a coin, my rich man, gild the pen. 2. Wai, dear, I see you will be a big boss: you will gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wai, dear, be on the lookout: avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth! 6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening! 7. Today
You may have an inclination for solitude with anyone!
8. Today, be careful and don't fall asleep on your table neighbor's plate! 9. Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work on 11.
And you - I know exactly what tomorrow will be!
Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12.
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning - you will run for beer, in the evening - for girls! 13.
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure.
Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... hard to see ... ah, herring! 14.
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest - fall asleep! 15.
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17.
Friends will be around you tonight.
Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik and
Polkan! 18. The boundless ones are waiting for you, the unknown ones have given. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today. 20. Get ready for the big fight!
Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt. 22. Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you! 24.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror! Comic fortune-telling existed and was always in demand. They were performed differently. IN modern conditions not every old divination can already be reproduced, but new ways of comic predictions have appeared.
Comic fortune-telling for the anniversary - for fun or seriously? If earlier they guessed on wax, yarn and needles, now they use books, keyboards and other modern items. People have different attitudes towards such rituals. Some consider comic fortune-telling on
New Year, or interesting divination for the anniversary with fun games, non-committal buffoonery, while other people are sure that this is a wonderful opportunity easily and without negative consequences know your future.
Funny comic divination by a gypsy in verse
We all know about gypsy magic. And, there is nothing to hide, for many of us fortune-telling, and witchcraft, and the old secrets of the camp are attractive. Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in poems for a birthday can bring novelty to the holiday atmosphere, add some zest to the script.
But of course these funny divination with funny predictions were not invented by gypsies, but ordinary people with the intention of making the holiday unforgettable. Agree, the owner feels awkward when his guests yawn from boredom. And to make it more fun to celebrate
New Year, birthday or any other holiday, and use frivolous rites of frivolous magic, including comic fortune-telling gypsies in verse or funny fortune-telling for a man's anniversary.
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy for an anniversary will make the holiday brighter
There are many ways of such fortune-telling for a woman's anniversary. For example, this way is very interesting. There are elements of surprise, surprise, and prediction here - funny, comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse.
For this pun, the height of a noisy feast is best suited, when it is time to serve sweets to guests. Dessert dishes include sweet pie, consisting of small buns, each of which has a special filling hidden in it. The guests take a bun, break them, and the host or hostess reads out the gypsy's comic prediction about what he got. Perhaps these comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for an anniversary,
New Year or at a wedding may seem banal and even stupid, but when the guests see whole picture, they are unlikely to be able to resist laughter, they will appreciate the efforts of the owner and will remember this holiday for a long time.
Comic fortune-telling for a birthday
If we meet gypsies and fortune tellers on high road we have no faith in them.
It’s scary to still be one step away from a mysterious and intriguing person, able to guess spiritual secrets. But at corporate parties, family feasts or dates, comic fortune-telling is common.
Standard program
Almost always corporate parties are similar to each other. There's time for solemn speeches, dances for team building, cocktails and snacks, and an invited star is dancing on the stage.
With the last point, many are original: they call artists, sometimes clowns. Others show imagination and summon illusionists.
There are those who prefer to manage on their own. In the latter version, comic fortune-telling will come to the rescue. They will not create an atmosphere of mystery and fear, which is possible in a situation with real predictions. Guests and participants will not be embarrassed, and they themselves will remain on the wave of positive and humor.
You can come up with a great variety of types of entertainment at a corporate party, depending on the purpose of the event and the mood of the guests. It does not interfere with showing originality in preparation for the event. So you can avoid bored faces at the evening, discussions of office problems and dull photos.
But some typicality in the organization must still be present
- Firstly, you need to think through the program in advance and always have a couple of ideas in reserve in case of force majeure.
- Secondly, the program should not contain tasks and competitions that require the obligatory possession of specific skills.
- Thirdly, do not be afraid to return to old ideas. If you recycle them, you can find the real gold mine joke programs.
New Year fortune telling
In order not to get into trouble with a comic prediction, you don’t have to go into specifics. The note itself should cause a smile or surprise, as well as set it up for positive.
wedding predictions
At the wedding, the bridesmaid can take over the responsibility to carry out comic fortune-telling. On small cards she will write or print small predictions about the coming life.
The bride can "predict" the visit of the stork that night. And the groom can be told that after some time he will have an heir.
Let the guests take out the papers in turn, and the toastmaster reads them aloud. You can also, in order to make comic fortune-telling, resort to the help of the image of a gypsy. These mysterious ladies are frequent guests for birthdays or anniversaries of large companies.
The gypsy will tell you everything
Gypsies can guess not only by their hands, but by their eyes, by coffee and, classics of the genre, by cards. Of course, it is not necessary to do this professionally, because the point is not in skill, but in artistry.
Comic gypsies can also tell fortunes on champagne. A lady in a fancy dress sits down to the guest at the anniversary and takes his glass, into which she herself throws marmalade or a crumb of chocolate.
- If the load went down like a stone, then, apparently, this guest will dance until he drops.
- If chocolate floats in champagne, then love experiences are coming.
Gypsies at a wedding can come up with their own interpretations and remake them based on their imagination.
Divination by the book
For a birthday, a birthday person can come Kind fairy with his book of fate. The role of the latter can be played by any collection of children's fairy tales, anecdotes or poems. The relevance of fortune-telling in Bulgakov's novel "The Master and Margarita" does not subside.
Here you need to decide on the age limit of the audience. If the party is designed exclusively for adults, then for fortune-telling you can take a frank love story.
The birthday party manager brings the book and upgrades it accordingly. Now we need to create an atmosphere of magic: wrap the book with paper with a star print, maybe “age” the pages with tea infusion.
The host closes his eyes after listening to the question of the guest, and opens the book on the first page that comes across. The guest thinks of a line and a couple of sentences will predict his fate for his birthday and the year ahead.
Divination on wax
For divination, you need to melt the wax in a spoon and pour it into the water. Now women are beginning to show their imagination and see predictions of their fate in wax figures on the water.
To believe or not to believe? Everyone decides for himself. But in this aspect, it is better to move away from seriousness and tune in to the positive.
You may not call at all. comic gypsies, but do it on your own to be completely sure that the party will be held without excesses. Author: Margarita Deeva
Tell, funny predictions gypsies?
- I know for sure that in spring all gypsies sell their fur coats....)))
- Comic predictions of a gypsy
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dry food compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you're going to be a chef!You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor, shout loudly:
Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
Step uneven, cloudy look
The wife will be sad and say:
The wolf and the seven Young goatsYour life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you win from shoes lace!You not to be bored
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy. ,
Then drink some vodka...
You will be happy, even kill!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Have fun looking ahead
There wealth awaits you.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
Delicious food in the house.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car. .
- you helped me so much thanks at our school there is a scene but here we are 4th Klaas we will make an autumn holiday and I am a gypsy girl there
