Hello dear viewers! And we will begin our performance with a miniature "Nikolai Valuev in a minibus"!
Valuev is sitting (V), grandfather is standing nearby (D)
B: Hey, grandfather, sit down! pats him on the shoulder, the grandfather falls from the blow
B: - Grandfather, what are you doing???
D: - Nothing, granddaughters, I'll lie down!
We continue our performance with a miniature "Athlete in the warm-up"!
It turns out that the athlete warms up (turns his head with his hands), as a result of which he twists his neck.
As everyone knows: the grave will fix the camel, and we have a miniature " Happy ticket».
Two people on stage. One military (B).
Q: -Rookie Ivanov! You are not fit! Here is your white ticket.
N: -Ha...ha...happy...
(and eats the ticket)
Incredible: a mosquito with a runny nose died of hunger! And we have a case from the life of two people.
On stage a girl (D) and a guy (P)
P: - Okay, Ol, I went ...
D: Where?
P: How to where? Glue wallpaper!
D: - Do you know that wallpaper should be glued without bubbles?
P: I know! Yesterday they took two bubbles and did not glue anything at all ...
Thumbnail "Commentator"!
K: Good evening, gentlemen! So, we are present at the Brazil-Georgia match. And then a player of the Georgian national team runs up the flank, makes a canopy ... sits under the canopy and starts selling tangerines!
The phone man was knocked out for non-payment! Attention, now you will see a grand staging of the miniature "Robbery"!
Two people run out in black tights on their heads (one pantyhose for two)
- It seems to have come off!
- Yes, you see how much we stole! Yes, there is enough for us, and for our children, and for our grandchildren!!! We are happy!!!
Scenario KVN greeting for five people
The melody of the song "Black Cat" begins to sound. Five people walk on stage. They approach the microphones and begin to sing the changed text of the first verse.
There lived a black cat around the corner.
We walked around without knowing it.
But he also took the road like an elephant
Overlaid with superstition about him.
And in a different direction
Like normal movie characters.
We went, remembering him,
Entering the world behind an invisible window.
(1) - Stop. Where did we come? Where did we get?
Everyone looks around, slightly shrugging and shrugging their shoulders.
(4) - Look out! Shield! It says KVN.
(Chorus). - K-V-N?!
(2) - What does that mean?
(3,4) - Yes, what?!
(5) - This shield notifies that this zone is affected by the KVN virus.
(3) - Oh ... (says a squeaky, drawling voice, in the manner of G. Vitsin in the movies " Caucasian captive"," Car, violin and dog Klyaksa ").
(2) - And how is it deciphered?
(5) - KVN is - When, Everything, In vain.
(2) - That is?
(4) - If this virus is caught, then "memento mori".
(3) - Oh, instantly in the sea ...
(2) - And who knows what this virus infects?
(4) - It is known that the mind and soul.
(3) - Oh, where is it?
(4) - The mind is here in the head - he knocks himself index finger on the forehead.
(1) - In the head?! Then do not worry, I have everything in the pharmacy. A friend works there. I can get the best medicine for the head: French, it's called the Guillotine. Disposable - use and throw away. Hygienic, no AIDS there.
(3) - Oh... and this, another, where is it?
(4) - Soul? She is in the heart.
(5) - Oh! And I have a friend Amur. He knows how to treat heart ailments very well. He shoots an arrow from a bow, it pierces the chest, pierces the heart and calms it.
(3) - Oh... tell me, does it hurt?
(5) - It all depends on the diameter of the arrowhead.
(3) - Oh... but tell me, and the diameter...
(1) - What are you experiencing? What is the first, what is the second means - they all act instantly - chik and that's it. It does not hurt.
(3) - Ah, tell me, these, so to speak, preparations, are they homeopathic?
(1) - Uh... no, I wouldn't say that.
(3) - Oh, then I would refrain from using them. In addition, these tools are quite radical.
(1) - But practical and instant!
(3) - And we definitely got infected with this KVN? And can you live with it?
(4) - It is possible. I know people who have been amazed by this KVN for more than thirty years, and nothing, they live.
(2) - Yes, and I know such people. They are already chronicles. KVN influenced them so much that they now sit in the halls only in the very first row, at the tables. And one is always at the table, with a microphone.
(3) - Oh... then I'd better become a chronicler.
(2) - And me!
(4) - Me too!
(5) - Me too!
(1) - And I have the same opinion!
The melody "I'm walking around Moscow" begins to play.
Five begins to sing:
And we go, we wander back and forth.
And let it be winter.
But KVN moved into us,
Warm like spring...
Walk away to the music.
All.
Greeting script for school KVN teams
On the stage are things guarded by Igor, holding the flag. Vanya begins to beat on the "drum". A detachment of vacationers appears, led by counselor Anya.
All: Who walks together in a row?
Resting squad.
Our motto is four words:
“We will live great in Ruza!”
Anya: Stop it, one or two! Level up! Attention! Start changing the guard!
A drum roll is heard and Edik appears out of order. There is a changing of the guard.
Igor: The guard passed!
Edik: Guard accepted!
Misha appears - the head of the camp.
Anya: Comrade head of the camp, a detachment of vacationers has been lined up.
Misha: Listen to the daily routine in the camp:
11:59 - Wake up for insomniacs.
12:00 - Rise for everyone. Breakfast.
12:01 - Rise for those who like to sleep.
12:40 - Bathing followed by a round of the doctor.
14:00 - Lunch.
15:00 - Participation in the work of sections, circles and squares.
19:30 - 19:45 - Quiet two hours.
19:45 - Afternoon snack.
20:00 - Dinner.
20:30 - All-camp activities. By the way, today we have KVN.
23:00 - 4:00 - Sports and recreational activities.
4:00 - Contemplation of the sunset, smoothly turning into the contemplation of the dawn.
6:00 - Hang up.
By the way, on the day of arrival you have a shower. You will receive water in Ruza, firewood in the forest, a washcloth and a trough at the watch. We wish you a pleasant stay and remind you: your vacation is in your hands!
The head of the camp leaves.
Anya: Go to the left! March to watch!
The squad leaves, dancing to the lambada and drum roll.
Greetings from the KVN team "Cool Kolobki"
at the district game "KVN in Smolensk"
SCENE 1 "At recess"
On stage Petya, Roma, Oksana, Julia
Julia looks in the mirror, sits on a chair, Roma sits on a chair,
behind them: Petya stands looking at the phone, Oksana with a book
Oksana: Roma, what did they ask us to do at home in biology?
Roma: I don't know. I gave the diary to Kushelev, to scare my parents!
Julia: Why teach lessons? Who needs this education?
Petya: How? Why did I spend two years in 1st and 2nd grade?
Julia: Petya, do you like going to school?
Petya: Yes, I like walking, only these hours between walking are the most disgusting.
Olya runs in
Olga: Guys! I came to you with most unpleasant news.
Roma: That the holidays were cancelled?
Olya: Worse! We need to go to KVN in Novodugino!
All: It can't be!
Olya sings a song to the motive "Cause - time" (Spanish: A. Pugacheva).
What is it, just horror, horror, horror.
Do not fall asleep to us, do not fall asleep again!
You need to compose for KVN, yes.
Action must be taken immediately.
Chorus:
Hey, you're up there!
There is no rest from you again!
Drive to Novodugino:
Show cardio.
How can we win?
Tell me the answer!
After all, we need a victory!
Well, the worse we are, the worse of all.
Roma: Can we refuse?
Julia: Oh no! We have been waiting for this for a long time!
Oksana: So you have to get ready! And we have spring! We just want to take a walk.
Petya: Yes, for the sake of such an occasion, we will make such a greeting that all mouths open (show)
Olya: Yes, okay, guys, because the main thing is participation, maybe it will work out.
Roma: We disagree!
Julia: For us, the main thing is victory!
Oksana: And at the expense of opponents, well, we are also not born with a bast.
Petya: We will come, we will see and we will definitely win!
Olya: In that case, let's go win!
SCENE 2 "Let's go to KVN in Smolensk style!"
(imitation of a bus ride)
Olya, Julia, Roma are sitting on chairs.
Behind them are Oksana, Petya.
Olya sings to the tune "To Tikhoretskaya" (Spanish: Pugacheva A.)
The composition will go to KVN.
The trailer will move - the people will remain,
I'm taking the team to KVN, friends,
Rival rushes, Rival rushes, Rival rushes,
And I like everything
The fans are already fighting.
And our wagon runs and swings,
The jury looks angrily in our direction
Go, darlings, go, darlings,
Ride on, darlings
On the other side!
Conductor enters (Alena)
Alena (to the hall): You won’t joke - you won’t go!
Alena (to Olya): Your ticket?
Alena (to Yulia): Your ticket?
Alena (to Roma): Your ticket?
Roma: My ticket!
Alena: Your ticket?
Roma: My ticket!
Alena: Are you a hare?
Roma: Are you a wolf?
Alena gets ahead of Oksana
Petya: Girl, give the conductor a ticket!
Oksana: You sho, she drives for free!!
Roma leaned towards Yulia
Julia: What is your hand doing in my pocket?
Roma: Looking for matches.
Julia: You could ask.
Roma: I was shy.
Oksana: Can you tell me when I need to get off to get to Novodugino?
Petya: Follow me and get off one stop early.
Julia: And what kind of village is this?
Olya: This is the village of the Holy.
Yulia: And why Saint?
Olya: The district administration gave up on her.
Petya: Oh, after all, what a beauty we have!
Oksana: Someone in the Smolensk region has a good life!
Roma: Whoever lives well in the Smolensk region works in Moscow!
Olya: Laugh early! In a year we will live much better!
Julia: Are you going somewhere?
Olga: What the hell is this? Yes, look like a stone, and there is an inscription on it. Well, Roma, read on, otherwise it’s bad to see.
Roma (runs up to the stone): To the right - wealth, here those times, to the left - honor and glory, and straight ahead - victory.
Olya: Well, bro! Where we go!
ALL: Right!!!
SCENE 3 "Arrived!"
Everyone runs to the edge of the stage.
From left to right: Olya, Alena, Yulia, Roma, Petya, Oksana
Olga: Stop. Arrived!
Together: Hello! (nods head) Here we go! (hands in an oblique fathom)
Alena: Today we will play KaVeeNu,
After all, our team took the stage.
Yulia: Hello guys.
We are visiting you
And we will reveal the name of the team now.
We are unable to hide our name,
You've heard it a thousand times!
Together: Cool Koloboks!
Roma: There are many of us, and you are alone.
We are kind, cheerful, dexterous.
Everything is baked in the oven.
Petya: Don't lie down sideways,
You will be built like a bun!
Oksana: We love to eat very much,
Let's all be strong today!
Olya: Friends, rivals,
Accept hello.
We are happy to meet you
We wish you victories.
Alena: But not today
And not in this room!
Julia: Here is such an intrigue:
12 schools, but only three come out
Why not the big leagues!
Everyone sings to the tune of the song “I wish” (Spanish: E. Vaenga)
The sun shines brightly,
And the children laugh.
And we're hand in hand
We stand next to the stage.
And no need to judge
Everything is so clear
And we are pleased to tell you all
Chorus:
We wish that we had a victory
And so that above us
The viewer laughed along with us - koloboks!
To give 100 points,
So that grief does not know
To please our school with a victory .
Petya: That's it, the greeting is over,
Let the jury now evaluate
That's how good I am!
Roma: It's time for us to wrap up.
And under the loud "Hurrah!",
And to thunderous applause
We leave the carpet.
Competitions, contests, games are great entertainment for children and adults. Team games unite people, give the opportunity to show their best qualities, show leadership! Sport competitions- it's passion and the will to win! Evaluates the results of the jury members' performances. Usually these are respected people who understand the subject of the competition. Such a custom is to give greetings to the jury and opponents. It can be comic and serious, in verse or prose. There are no restrictions, a complete flight of fancy.
We are the best!
How exciting it is to participate in competitions, KVN, sports tournaments. But if you tried once, you can no longer stay away and not take part. Constant training, rehearsals are tiring, but the taste of victory interrupts all these trifles and fatigue! Prepare an enchanting greeting from the jury to immediately declare yourself bright and unusual! Let the rivals tremble with fear from the very first minute of the event!
Sport
Athletes are serious and reserved people. But if it is necessary to present a greeting to the jury, they are liberated and show all their artistry.
Jury, we welcome you!
You all have gathered - the highest class!
Judge strictly, fairly,
And we will play nice!
After all, our team is the wind,
We are fast, lightning fast,
Not kids at all!
You enjoy our game
Our commander is a hero!
Rivals, don't be afraid
Have some tea and relax!
You have to accept fate
Go home without a cup!
We start to loosen up
To in at its best show you!
The sports greeting of the jury can be sung by the support group. This is a group of pretty girls who dance to rhythmic music, perform simple ones and shout out the team's chants and mottos. They can sing the jury like this turn of events.
Our team is strength
How cute is that
What exactly are you - members of the jury,
We welcome you with all our hearts!
Our guys are very strong
They will definitely win!
We wish them the highest score,
And a flurry of applause for you!
Let's be honest with the public
Our guys are the best!
Such a greeting of the jury in verse will appeal to everyone. It sounds provocatively and easily, no complex turns and words!
Minute of humor
KVN - this game has won the hearts of the inhabitants of our country. People of all ages watch this fun show and get the best out of it. The tradition of having fun Mind games in schools and universities originated many years ago. The children are happy to take part in the games and are proud of it. For many school KVN opened the way to adulthood, humor has become a profession, not a hobby.
The jury sits in the front row, the guys are worried backstage, and the audience is exhausted in anticipation good humor. This atmosphere fills the whole building, the heart of everyone present, leaves pleasant memories. The first competition is a welcome. Teams should, in all their glory, get to know the jury, opponents and fans. Greetings from the jury at KVN are teams. During this presentation, an opinion and a first impression will be formed.
Court
KVN is held according to the standard scheme, whether it is a school, institute or kindergarten. The host introduces the members of the jury and the team. Then, in turn, the teams are called to the stage and greet the jury.
Hello wonderful jury,
Today we are in front of you!
You can judge us
But just be careful
Our hearts are anxious
After all, it's all so complicated!
Wait for the results, suffer,
Let's laugh better!
You, dear ones, we will make you laugh,
We will deprive the whole room!
Listen, look
After all, we are like a rare big diamond!
You can bend our ratings up a little,
Then we'll break off the diamond a little!
The last phrase is whispered and with a cunning accent by one member of the team, as if trying to bribe the judges! It will turn out very funny, such a greeting from the jury will go with a bang!
School years
All kinds of competitions, contests, games are often held in schools. Be sure to participate in these activities. After all, it's fun, and it's not a shame to show your talent! Take prizes, win cups and diplomas, in old age you will have something to brag to your grandchildren. developed from the very early childhood. Let the children be sociable, sociable. Help your children to be liberated and show leadership qualities. In any competition required condition- Greetings to the jury and competitors. Declare yourself with humor and dignity!
Winners
The team name should speak for itself. Therefore, think over all the options in advance. Let it inspire fear in opponents and confidence in the team itself. A capacious, sonorous word that is remembered from the first time is a guarantee good name teams! Prepare some mottos that rhyme with the name. Let the fans make posters and learn slogans. After all, support is very important and needed! Players will strive to win victory at any cost, so as not to let down their support group. Tell the kids that they are the best! And thoughts, as has long been verified, materialize!
We wish you rivals
The main prize to get us!
Don't be offended, don't be shy
You are in the hall.
You can, as the audience, sit quietly,
Look at our talents with a smile!
Jury, we respect you,
A top scores we just love it!
Do not judge strictly
You wink at us!
We are funny, not evil,
Be like you today!
Only forward!
After watching the greetings of the teams, the jury immediately identifies the favorites. To take possession of this title, you need to give your best at the greeting. Invite the guys to sing it to the rhythm of rap. Let them put on the appropriate outfits and learn simple moves! Waving hands, clear diction and artistry will lead them to victory.
Welcome to the jury
And hi to the participants!
Today in vain the rivals have come,
No matter how you left!
We wish you good luck
But in the end we won't win!
After all, we are smart and strong,
Cute and stylish.
Our talents will make you fall in love!
It's like swimming in a mountain waterfall!
Our team is strong
Our friendship is strong
Faith in victory is very important to us!
We really need your support!
This is a universal greeting, it is suitable for any competition, game and competition.
We fun team,
We don't know how to be bored
Are you afraid to perform?
After all, you can lose!
Hello dear jury.
We are very glad to see you!
You will like us for sure
Give us five stars now!
Smile, relax
With us you do not get bored
Forget about all things.
Let's smash our opponents to smithereens!
If a competition is planned for children at school, be sure to help the team prepare. After all, the hand of the organizer is simply necessary. Rehearse regularly with the kids, be tough if they don't want to practice as much as they need to. After all, the road to victory is never easy. Let them understand it early years and it will be easier for them to go through life!
Jury greetings.
We will give the jury soap,
So that we are not strictly scolded.
We will give the jury laughter
For everyone to have fun.
You are the jury, jury, jury
Don't judge us by triples
And you judge us by five,
Will you help us!
Judge correctly and fairly
So that you do not have to shout "" The judge is on the soap ""!
Oh jury, dear jury
Is it at this hour
Sign us up today
Your disastrous command?
Glory and honor to you!
We all love accurate counting!
Smile, relax
Forget about business
We will show you the program
Do not smash to smithereens.
You are the jury, do not scold us,
Judge more fairly!
In order not to lose the account,
Here are the scores for you to count.
Oh jury, jury, jury
You strictly do not scold us!
And judge rightly
Let's play nice!
Jury welcome.
If I were a sultan
I would have the power
And your team
I wouldn't let it fall.
But I'm not a sultan
And I ask the jury:
You are my team
Sweet help.
Why are you so indifferent to us?
And why don't you add a point?
We are not beautiful, maybe outwardly,
But we are not afraid of the tenth shaft.
Wait, don't rush.
Wait, don't rush.
Wait, don't rush
Give an answer.
It's a pity that in the world of everything
Only five points total
Only five points total
No more.
Examples of greetings of rivals.
We wish you, we wish you...
So that best prize got to us!
And, competing with you,
We will remain friends.
Let the fight rage on
And our friendship with her.
We wish you a place to take a prize,
But not the first, but the second!
We only want to wish
You show yourself at five.
We have come to conquer you
We want to be the best!
You, rival, do not look askance,
You, rival, smile!
It is known that someone will win,
Well, the weakest will fly by.
Even though you are more of a rival than us,
But try, go around!
If we only lose
Better not go into the forest.
We are a fun team
We can't be bored
Compete with us
You risk losing!
Opponents don't need
Not a bar of chocolate
And they need a win
Everyone loves to win.
Examples of fan greetings.
Hello true friends
After all, we can't do without you!
We will not disgrace our class,
We won't upset you!
Viewer, support us!
Viewer, we love you!
Spectator, clap your hands!
Spectator, it will be more fun!
You, fan, help,
Help us for God's sake
Extend the hand of friendship
Or we'll stretch our legs.
If we are in your destiny
Well, at least we mean something
Pray for us friend
Wish us good luck.
We are funny guys
They came to play in KVN.
And you are fans, cheer
For the team from the heart!
You are my fan, you are next to me,
I am next to you at the decisive hour, You are my fan, you are next to me. So, victory is in our pocket.
You fans, get sick,
But don't take pills.
You clap your hands
And stomp your feet!
Team welcome to the cooking competition
Give it some time
And get your spoons ready!
surprise you today
Treats - the highest class!
Welcome Team to the Nursing Competition
Get ready tonight
Forget about doctors!
You only hurt for us, spectator,
Otherwise, be healthy!
Names and slogans of teams for competitions, KVN, children's camps, relay races.
"Tourists"
Don't look at others' feet
Look after yourself on the road.
"Stars of the Continents"
The whole world is in our hands
We are the stars of the continents
Smashed to smithereens
All our competitors!
"Progress"
No step back,
Not much in place
But only forward
And only all together.
"Freckles"
If you want to be freckled, sunbathe through a sieve.
"Scarlet Sails"
The wind blows in the sails, youth believes in miracles.
Swim always, swim everywhere, and you will find the way to your dream!
"Major League"
And our motto is - more action, less words!
"Firefly"
Though our light is weak and we are small,
But we are friendly and that's why we are strong.
"Leader"
If to be, then be the best!
"Orange"
We are like slices of an orange.
We are friendly and indivisible.
"Restless"
Boredom, laziness out of mind - our Restless squad.
"Smile"
Life without a smile is a mistake
Long live laughter and smiles!
"Prometheus"
Light a fire in the hearts of people, as Prometheus did.
"Friendship"
Our motto: Friendship and success!
We will defeat everyone today!
All for one, one for all
Then the team will be successful!
"Jolly"
Laugh 100 times a day or more
The merry fellow lives the longest!
"Brigantine"
No boredom, no mud
On board Brigantine.
"Worms"
Let's break all the hooks -
We are tough worms!
"Fifth Element"
We are the fifth element
The eighth wonder of the world!
We are the best of the best
Everyone will know about it!
"Children of Russia"
Ripped jeans, bandanas, sneakers
We are the children of Russia, we are the children of the party!
"Sun"
Sunshine, sunshine
We are your rays.
Be good people
You teach us.
"Bots"
We'll put on boots in the morning
And forget all worries!
"Anthill"
The anthill is class!
Collect try us!
"Fidgets"
Hop hey la la lay!
The roof is moving, we are behind it!
"Tube"
We'll take as much as we can.
"Buttons"
Wherever we want to go there.
What we want, we will achieve.
"Shurshunchiki"
(space theme)
Whisperers forward, forward,
Friendship leads us to success
Rustling through the starry rain and wind,
We are very hard to miss!
Solar circle, space around -
Stars, comets, planets,
Let's rustle, rush to the stars,
To open faster:
How comets fly
Do planets sleep at night
And other secrets we will be able to open!
"Archimedes"
We go to success and victories,
We open life as Archimedes.
"Droplets"
We are friendly droplets of the school river
Pour into the sea huge country!
"Friendship"
If you can't, we'll help you, if you don't want to, we'll force you
Let's not dishonor the squad!
"Rainbow"
We will always be together, like a rainbow of colors!
"Winx Fairies"
Friendship, youth, love, beauty -
Here's the fairy formula for success!
They will always come to the rescue
Just call them - they are at the door!
"Okay"
"Ladushka" we love ours
Let's all be strong today!
Brave, healthy and strong guys
Raised our kindergarten!
"Baby"
We are the "Baby" team,
Let's take care of our potty!
"Lord of the Highway"
Road sign - you are not the enemy!
"Traffic light"
Stop, car! Stop, engine! Brake the driver!
The red eye is staring
This is a traffic light!
"Guard"
Everyone should know the alphabet of the road!
"Funny traffic light"
"Merry traffic light" is called our squad,
After all, everyone is happy to learn the rules of the road here!
And here we come to you with an offer:
- Don't break traffic rules!.
"Bell"
We are the Bell Team
We call the whole world.
Hello to all rivals today Music helmet (and ring with something)
When using materials from this site - and placement of the banner is MANDATORY!!!
"Ecological KVN"
Host: Hello, Dear friends! We begin our meeting of the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful. Today we will witness battles between the teams "Vobla" and "SOS". A respected jury (submission) will assist us in resolving disputes and judging contests. So, the first round of our meeting! The gong sounds!
Contest "Cheers"
Moderator: I ask the team captains to come to the jury table for the draw. Captains choose tickets from #1 and #2.
SOS team greetings
Compete with you
We are humor, and laughter, and deeds.
We welcome you, friends!
You can't live without humor and laughter!
The purpose of our meeting is a joke and communication,
An exchange of fun, a look, an opinion.
We are happy to win and lose.
Let's cross in the game like swords, looks!
Greetings from the "Vobla" team
How many erudite people are here,
There is nowhere for an apple to fall.
It will be hard for us to win
Let's not hit the face in the dirt.
Chorus: Now a lesson, then a change,
Tired of this peace
KVN - native, beloved,
We are forever with you!
We want to get into a fight
So they came to you in a crowd,
We talk a little casually
Only there is no way back.
Chorus. Now a lesson, then a change,
Tired of this peace
KVN - native, beloved,
We are forever with you!
Greetings from the jury of the "SOS" team
Black eyes, burning eyes,
O jury, jury, O mighty one!
Have pity on us, in this difficult hour,
We are performing for the first time!
We are waiting for fair decisions,
Unity of views, thoughts, opinions,
Take a closer look at our faces,
We are all sweeter, smarter and more beautiful!
Greetings from the jury of the "Vobla" team
We know that KVN is a game,
And it's time for us to play.
Let's give her all our strength
And get fives in points!
You judge - row, jury, jury,
But only for our benefit
You know we believe in you
As a chemist in ash two about.
You know, we should be on the team,
It's hard to be on a team
We just want to be a little lucky...
Appeal to the fans of the "Vobla" team
For the fact that you came here, and did not go somewhere.
We are glad to welcome you, comrade-friends,
Because we can't win without you!
Our team - 2p.
He asks you very much
You are all rooting, very rooting for us.
Message from the "SOS" team to the fans
How many good girls
Gathered around here now
But one thought worries me:
Will they support SOS, my friend?
In the game we will not rest,
And it is necessary strong spirit be.
Love cheerleaders restless
Help to survive, win!
(The jury sums up the results of the first round of the "Greetings" competition)
Host: We are starting the second contest "Decipher the name of the team."
Team "Vobla"
We took "Voblu" in the literal sense,
And not in any dissent,
And we dedicate Ode to this fish,
For us, and for you, and for everyone.
Ode to Woble
Moderator: The floor is given to the command "SOS"
SOS command
"SOS" - short - save souls,
Nature has been crying out to everyone for a long time.
Close your eyes, plug your ears,
And to survive is not meant to be...
Let's sound the alarm together
Because everything is in the answer
How can we live in the new century?
(The jury evaluates the second competition).
Host: We are starting the third round of our "Warm-up" competition.
Terms of the competition: each team has prepared three questions with their answers and asks them in turn to each other. Thinking time 30 s.
The jury evaluates the speed, correctness and originality of the answers.
The "SOS" team asks their questions.
(The jury evaluates the "Warm-up" competition)
Host: The next round of our competition is called "Experimenter". Each team is invited to 2 people. Your task is to identify several substances by color and with eyes closed by smell.
Substance option 1 Substance option 2
Acetic acid Ammonium chloride
Gasoline Ethyl alcohol
Formalin Kerosene
Barium sulfate Silver chloride
Iron(III) hydroxide Copper(II) hydroxide
Host: Let's move on to the most interesting and exciting round of our competition - "Homework".
1st competition "What would it mean?"
Leading: Each team was given the task in advance to draw a picture on environmental theme. Now you will exchange your drawings and try to explain in 30 seconds what is drawn on them.
Explanation of the "SOS" command
Whales generally eat plankton.
But this whale eats everything.
Oh, he is illegible - a glutton,
And he threw out a lot of rubbish.
He changed all his dishes
To what floats around.
Explanation of the Vobla command
If the air is polluted
There will be nothing for us to breathe.
A man will put on a spacesuit,
It's a suit for the new age.
Host: And now the teams will play environmental skits.
Scene of the "SOS" team: "Two grandmothers"
Two grandmothers enter the stage: Avdotya Nikitichna - rural, Marya Ivanovna - city.
Marya Ivanovna: Hello, Avdotya, how are you? How is your health?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Oh! Oh! What is health like now? Sugar, they say, can not be eaten, salt too, already meat is harmful. So I decided to become a vegan.
Marya Ivanovna: What did you decide to become?
Avdotya Nikitichna: By whom, by whom - a vegeterian!
Marya Ivanovna: Lord, I came up with some kind of cosmic name. Perhaps you mean vegan?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Well, yes. Yentoy herself, who eats all the vegetables. So I decided to live longer.
Marya Ivanovna: And what happens?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Instead of living longer, I almost died earlier.
Marya Ivanovna: How so?
Avdotya Nikitichna: Yes, vegetables are now processed with some kind of nitractors.
Marya Ivanovna: Ha, ha, ha! You got it all wrong again! They are called nitrates, they feed the plants.
Avdotya Nikitichna: Yes, now they even eat ozone. He had already been eaten so much that even some holes began to appear in the sky.
Marya Ivanovna: Oh, don't tell me, my granddaughter said that her fiancé recently flew into some kind of pipe! Maybe in this hole, huh? So he sings a song about it, pitiful, like romances used to be sung. Let's listen to her.
And in the end I will tell:
My dear flew away in vain,
I want to fly, I'm going crazy
Into the ozone hole, into space.
Maybe I'll find it there
Or maybe I'll meet an astronaut,
By Milky Way I will pass
I will marry an Argonaut.
And in the end I will tell:
Run into the ozone hole
I am in dreams every day.
Perhaps, having flown out into a hole,
I will achieve happiness for a moment!
And in the end I will tell …
Moderator: The "Vobla" team will show an environmental scene.
Scene of the Vobla team: The Tale of the Turnip.
Materials of the Khoteevskaya secondary school were used
Coordinator: Zakhartsova M.A.
