When I'm on a date, I roll my hips
Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
Summing up, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities ...
and also my friend (and at the same time a colleague) and I dug up on the Internet funny nominations and handed out certificates and diplomas to all ...
I decided to post it here, because almost everyone was taken from different sources ..... maybe it will come in handy for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard for 8 hours a day, then in time you will become a boss and get the right to work 12 hours a day.
In nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded ...... (handed over to a sales representative who, with NG, will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor).
2. You can’t give everything to everyone, because there are many of everyone, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she gets through it. In nomination "Dreaming" awarded ...... (warehouse manager)
3. "Shouldn't I go to work?" - he thought ... and did not go. But he doesn't think so. "Thank God you came" rewarded ..... (a driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination « positive attitude»
the most cheerful and positive person in the firm is awarded. (sales representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And it's already enough
Listen to her ringing laughter
You will have fun.
In nomination "Antidepressant" rewarded .... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite the crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms, the fall of the dollar and the rise in prices for gold and beer, will appear in right place and in right time. In nomination "In step with the times" is awarded ... (forklift driver, it was the most difficult thing for them to come up with, so just a general nomination that does not characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In nomination "A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle", awarded ... (handed over to the girl Trade representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her with tea, offer to drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembly tablecloth" rewarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t really imagine yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" rewarded ... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion is contrary to the opinion of the boss ... In the nomination "Speaker, voice of the people" awarded (handed over to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and distraction.
He is always and everywhere late, but
always and everywhere in time, although his
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In nomination « Unbearable lightness being" rewarded ... (they gave the head of the transport department. This is straight about him, he always shied away somewhere, and then pretends to have been working all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of his hand, any office equipment will "clog" in work. In the nomination "Master of Golden Pens", is awarded (they gave it to our operator, this one will certainly always fix everything. Once he saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is always possible to find out from her what number who did what in the company, why it is what is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell stories from the history of the company. In nomination "Tradition Keeper", awarded (handed over to the Trade representative, she is one of those who have been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the most, most calm voice of the company, communication with him brings you into a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded .... (handed over to the calmest driver).
15. This is the most, most ... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our clever, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult tasks! In the nomination "Uma chamber", is awarded (they handed it to the manager, they also somehow couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In nomination "How hard it is to be God" is awarded (given to the General Director).
17. He makes an unreasonable contribution to the work of our firm, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (handed over to the second driver of the loader, it was also difficult to pick him up).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hit on the road. The business of the driver is to drive the car, and not to play with statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (handed over to the driver)
19. Engaged in self-manifestation on a daily basis - he works hard and thoroughly. Not everything is gold that lies badly, but everything that works well is gold! In nomination "Proved himself - fix" awarded ... (handed over to the driver)
To raise the corporate spirit and motivate their employees, management, especially on holidays, simply needs to highlight the best and note the merits of each. And one of original ways do it - arrange a ceremony with nominations, it can be humorous or solemn in nature , with real medals or comic, most importantly, the appropriate mood.
We present two options comic nominations for corporate honoring.
Idea number 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.
Often we compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: “miracle pea”, “potato dad”, “cool pepper”, “ruddy like an apple”, “sour like a lemon”, etc. the idea was born to develop .
Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As they say, "inexpensive and tasteful", but also ecologically tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the anniversary of the company, and at any professional or corporate holiday.
The foyer is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, over which the inscription: “I know: (name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!” (Surname, initials of the head.)
All words belong to the head of the enterprise
Hello, juicy and mischievous, flourishing and native, moderately drinking and singing well, forever young and forever drunk with happiness collective!
Today we celebrate our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like the first class, like the first kiss, like the first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday so that the taste and interest in life do not disappear!
In general, speaking about our team, I would like to compare it with a large field in which various cultures live and grow harmoniously, helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to pay what they deserve to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity for these 10 years! In honor of the decade, we present prizes in 10 juicy categories!
Cabbage. They are looking for children in this vegetable, there is a lot of vitamin C in it, but we hand it over for that “cabbage” that was in the reliable hands of our cashier ... (First Name Last Name)!
Cucumber. Handing over this symbolic vegetable, I want to remember that the cucumber is 90% water. So the success of our team for 90% consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! And continue to be a cucumber-well done!
Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely useful and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the whole organism, like our protection in the face ... (First Name Last Name)!
Pomelo. As you know, it is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach a diameter of 30 cm and have a mass of 10 kg. In China on New Year these fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift ... (First Name Last Name) as a recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!
Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which cheers up and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East, it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today, with this gift, we encourage a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish him to grow to the size of a pomelo!
Orange the Italians call it the "apple of love". Psychologists say that it is preferred by energetic, loving natures who love to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is ... (First Name Last Name).
Grape- one of the most noble plants on earth, which gives the most ancient alcoholic drink— wine and, of course, juice! A person who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juices out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!
Pepper. This vegetable does not need special comment, but still, let me say a few words about ... (First Name Last Name). We saw this person in action, and he is really cool! You can say about him: “It's all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business”! Thirdly, despite small size office, he achieves great results!
A pineapple is one of the most popular fruits in the world. It is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:
Small pineapple, but expensive.
One pineapple is good, but two is better.
Called pineapple - climb into champagne.
The popularity of our team is largely due to the charm ... (First Name Last Name). In a word, pineapple itself could envy its popularity!
Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it is a healthy vegetable - once, a perennial culture - two, and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember back in Soviet times in the army canteens there was a poster: “Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim like Sophia Loren!” Horseradish is also a frequently used word in the lexicon of a Russian person. Personally, when I talk about horseradish, I remember a joke: “If guests come to you and you don’t know what to put on the table, put horseradish on! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a damn thing! And if a lot of guests came to you, put horseradish in pickles, then at the end of the evening you can safely say to the guests: what the hell do you still need? The fucking prize goes to... (First Name Last Name)!
The “official” part ends, and I remember a good anecdote:
I am an avocado - the fruit that you need!
I am a plum - always beautiful!
I am a watermelon - beautiful as a toddler!
And I am a passion fruit, I don’t even know what to say ... Well, this passion fruit does not know what to say, but I know! (Raising a glass.) For you team!
Idea number 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.
Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is arranged on the occasion of the company’s birthday, professional orthere comes a moment of truth, when there is an irresistible desire to single out the most important, from the point of view of the manager, employees. For the purpose of secrecy and conflict-free within the team, it is often necessary to disguise this action simple method: make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless, everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. nominations are made by us, and the winners are chosen by the employees themselves.
The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of company employees.
Dear Colleagues!
We sincerely ask you to fill out this short questionnaire. We will determine all together who we have "The most, the most, the most ..." and we will tell them all this, right in the face and in front of everyone! It is NOT NECESSARY to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who first come to mind. Opinions will be taken into account in the aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really hope for you.
P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one surname, but at the same time one person can be nominated several times.
"Uma chamber":
This is the most, most ... head (of the company),
This is our most intelligent employee or collaborator,
This is our clever, erudite and intellectual,
He is capable of solving the most complex problems!
"Miss/Mr Antistress":
Communication with him brings you into a state of peace,
You want to communicate with him (her) again and again
"Tradition Keeper"
You can always find out from him or her ..... what date who did what in the company,
Why is this,
What is called exactly and who named it.
He (she) can endlessly tell stories from the history (of the company)
"Master of Golden Pens":
is dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand will "clog" in
any office equipment.
"They only dream of peace":
It's definitely about him or her.
About those who are called the ringleader and "motor" of the company,
This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of \u200b\u200benergy,
There he (she) is sitting at the next table!
"I looked back to see":
Men's Choice Award.
The woman is amazing and unpredictable,
When she walks down the hall I always try
turn around and look at her!
"He's our superman...":
Women's Choice Award.
He is strong, courageous.
The most gallant man in our company.
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being":
Genius carelessness and distraction.
He (she) is always and everywhere late,
But always and everywhere in time, although he (her) is never in place!
How does he (she) do it?
"Thought at the Speed of Sound":
This is our smartest employee or employee.
You have repeatedly turned to him or her for good advice.
And, what is most interesting - they always received it!
"Artist of large and small stages":
Good in person...
Yes, the advantages of all can not be counted!
If you suddenly ask what you need,
The scene will suit you in an instant,
And marvel at the talent
Both a colleague and...
"Dear friend":
If you want, scream
Whisper if you want
If you want - be silent, like a dumb.
He (she) anyway: joy will hear,
Grief will feel
And, of course, share with you!
"The Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of Secrets and Passwords):
This is the most, most, most "secret" head of the company.
It is he who will beat everything out of you to the last
information to open access to a particular resource of the company.
And not the fact that you will receive it ....
"Speaker, voice of the people"
He (she) is the most eloquent employee, is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,
Even if his (her) opinion is contrary to the opinion of the boss ...
"Hidden reserves"
He (she) recently came to "_____".
Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us.
But how many ideas are stored in this head?
He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.
"Self-assembly tablecloth" (the most hospitable employee)
He (she) will always share the last crust of bread with a neighbor,
treat with tea, offer to drink and not only coffee…………
"A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle"
The most attentive.
Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded.
"I am writing to you, what more?",
For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and pose,
For the efficient and uninterrupted use of all available forms of written communication
(E-mail, ICQ, sms)
"In step with the times"
For a responsible attitude to the work schedule:
despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms,
falling dollar and rising prices for gold and oil,
appear in the right place at the right time
Any corporate event is always a great occasion to gather in one place with your entire work team. And, of course, in order for the evening to be a success, it is best to come up with funny contests with incentive prizes and comic nominations. As a rule, the names of the nomination are directly related to the theme of the event, for example, from February 23. About what names of nominations to come up with for men, we will tell in this article.
What do the names of the nominations depend on?
As we have already said, the names of the comic nominations directly depend on the theme of the party. Also, the names of awards can be influenced by the gender of the nominees nominated for the award. In our case, we agreed that all titles would be for men. So, what kind of comic nominations can you come up with for a corporate party?
"Most Late Worker of the Year"
This nomination, as the name implies, should go to the employee who is constantly late for work. As a rule, such people constantly come up with new excuses for their lack of punctuality. However, in order not to offend the nominee, you can present such an award using the following verses:
The alarm clock will ring in the morning
Get up, get up! It is time!
But he just can't get up
He wants to sleep so much.
He's not in a hurry to get to work.
He luxuriates and sleeps for a long time.
As soon as he sees that he overslept,
Runs to a taxi, but again late.
Well, who doesn't?
He deserves his award!
Such comic nominations in verse will help to raise the mood and tell the employee in a playful way that he is doing something wrong. As a reward for the nominee, in addition to the diploma, you can make a beautiful medal with the image of a sleeping person. You can also give him a big alarm clock.
"Sickest Worker of the Year"
In such a nomination, an employee of the organization who is regularly ill and is on sick leave for any reason can win. In this case we are talking not about those employees who have chronic diseases or real health problems that are definitely not to be laughed at. Nominees for this award are often referred to as "supposedly ill" or as "suffering from cunning inflammation".
Wakes up in the morning, that's the trouble.
He got a headache!
Now the stomach, then the back hurts,
Now a sore throat, then the flu, then colitis.
He won't go to work
One hundred reasons will be called.
He calls to work
He coughs and wheezes into the phone.
And so every day he suffers,
For this he receives an award.
As an award in this nomination for employees - comic prizes in the form of a large first-aid kit with a red cross.
"The most thrifty employee of the company"
In this nomination, you can nominate, for example, a chief accountant. Such a person, as a rule, decides many financial issues of the organization. He always knows where and in what amount certain funds are spent, and also has information related to saving money. The nominee can be awarded with a large medal depicting a chest with gold coins or with a hand holding a fan of green banknotes in its fingers. You can also give him a calculator or old wooden abacus (the second option is preferable - in order to save money).
Such comic nominations will distinguish your employee from the team and will be an additional motivation for everyone else.
"The most important ladies' protector"
This nomination is ideal for men who like to be in the center women's team. They, as a rule, are not deprived of the attention of the fair sex, they always know how and what to say to any lady. Such a colleague can be awarded a medal with the image of an inflated athlete or sports attributes, for example, sports dumbbells.
"Tea Ceremony Master"
It is interesting to include such interesting titles as “Master of the Tea Ceremony” in the comic award nominations. A candidate in this nomination can be the employee who was often seen with a cup of tea. At the same time, with this drink, he could be seen not only at lunchtime, but also at work time. Such people, as a rule, simply "play for time." During tea drinking and after it, they can go for a smoke break and accompany the use of this drink with conversations with colleagues, etc.
On the same topic, you can come up with similar nominations, for example, in the heading: “for the record cups of coffee drunk during the working day”, “for the record frequency of visiting the smoking room”, and so on. In a word, come up with comic nominations for employees and at the same time emphasizing individual characteristics each of the nominated employees.
"Bird-talker"
An excellent nomination in which people who like to talk a lot can be involved. They usually talk whether they are on their lunch break or doing some activity during work hours. As a prize, such employees can be presented with a mouthpiece or a poster in the style of "silence is golden."
"Chief psychotherapist of the company"
To the selection of candidates suitable for given name premiums must be approached very carefully. Comic nominations should cheer up, not upset. Therefore, it is better not to make the candidate of the person who is tight with humor.
For example, if your boss does not have any prejudices, you can reward him with this award. At the same time, the awarding of the prize can be accompanied by a certain text in the style: “Our director will always find his own approach to everyone: he will “return” the smarts to the ground, enlighten the dull ones, set the true heads of departments on the path, etc.”. As a reward, he can be presented with a statuette reminiscent of the Oscar.
"King of Social Media"
Such nominations for a corporate party are comic, so the name of the nomination should be carefully thought out. "Speaking" names that do not need explanation are welcome. Thus, the nomination "King of social networks" may be a subtle allusion to some employees who only imitate hectic labor activity, and they themselves only "sit" in VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and others.
"The most important fashion critic"
Some comic nominations for men need clarification. For example, "The Most Important Fashion Critic" is awarded to those male representatives who closely monitor what clothes the secretary and other work colleagues wear. At the same time, in reality, they may not be at all in the fashion trend, but they will happily discuss the length of the skirt, the depth of the neckline and the width of the cut.
"Best Connoisseur of Privacy"
There is such a person in any company. As a rule, he is always aware of the personal lives of all employees. He knows who and with whom he lives, with whom he meets, with whom he quarrels, from whom and for what reason his wife left, who is cheating on her husband, and so on. If you want to single out this particular employee from the crowd, make comic nominations for rewarding employees in such a way that you don’t offend him, and everyone present at the corporate party can guess who they are talking about.
"Biggest Partisan of the Month"
In a large team there are also people from whom, as they say, every word needs to be pulled out with ticks. They are usually laconic, but in most cases - hardworking. Almost all representatives of the "silent" behave like hermits. They almost do not communicate with anyone and prefer loneliness to a noisy company.
Comic nominations for rewarding employees: "Genius of the Year"
In this category, all employees who have distinguished themselves in some way in the workplace can take part. For example, to reward the middle manager who solved the problem for the 5th grade child of the chief engineer; for a quick and efficient search for a solution when working with a printer that jammed paper, and so on.
"IT Maniac of the Month"
All employees who cannot imagine their lives without computers and other information technologies. They are usually said to be "gadget addicts".
Recall that all nominations for the corporate party are comic. Do not confuse jokes with sarcasm or black humor. Remember that your nominees should not be offended or become the object of ridicule and caustic remarks. Therefore, treat the selection of names for the nominations very scrupulously.
Use tools such as medals and diplomas with comic content. In addition, all participants and prize-winners can be called to the stage by doing funny photo. Additionally, comic nominations for men can be accompanied by some funny accessories, such as glasses with a nose and mustache, unusual headwear, colored wigs, and so on.
Comic letters are presented for a birthday, wedding, retirement or other special occasions. Medals and diplomas encourage employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances. The wording for the award depends on the occasion for which the document is awarded. It is advisable to use ready-made samples filling in the thanks that are presented for any solemn event.
Samples of letters
Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or bought in specialized stores. Electronic options printed and signed. There are letters where congratulatory words are filled in on their own, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the name of the recipient. The advantage of the first individual approach, in which you can select any text - comic, funny, official.
For a birthday
The birthday boy is given a certificate interesting congratulations. For example: “Beloved dad and grandfather are awarded!” or “Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!”
Anniversary
A comic diploma for a round date will be remembered by the hero of the day or the hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. A congratulator can download a letter with warm words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, actor. Originally signed certificates will appeal to birthday parties and guests.
For a wedding
The wedding certificate is given to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to a witness and a witness, matchmakers, father-in-law with mother-in-law and father-in-law with mother-in-law. You can honor with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.
Congratulations on a red diploma
There are certificates on the network in which students are jokingly congratulated on graduation. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: a cunning lawyer, an ideal programmer. Options are suitable: “Diploma of a recognized genius”, “Certificate of a Bright Head”.
woman
When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, do not skimp on compliments. The text says that the woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with a good sense of humor.
man
Real man gets thank you letter in the nominations: "Golden Hands", "Steel Muscles", "Sex Symbol". The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is awarded a diploma.
Mom
Usually, the presentation of a letter falls on the shoulders of the children or the spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just going to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers who are suffering from pregnancy difficulties.
Husband
Genet
Parents
The certificate to newly-made parents is presented in a comic form. Diplomas are given at the time of discharge from the hospital or after it. Diplomas for long-term and conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.
For children
The nominations for diplomas for kids are "Achievements in Sports", "Outstanding Academic Achievement", "Exemplary Behavior". Funny nominations - "Miss sweet tooth", "Miss laughter", "Mr. imagination".
For girl
For boy
Grandpa
grandmother
Pensioner
girlfriend
The joke is made out in the form of a diploma or a postcard. best girlfriend rejoice original design letters. For example, a diploma is jokingly signed and a photo joint with a girlfriend is glued to it.
To the best friend
Winner
For first place
The award sheet for 1st place or 2nd and 3rd places is given at the holidays as a prize for participating in competitions.
Head
The boss is given a comic letter or a funny order from a team of workers. The text talks about how positive qualities the leader possesses: wisdom, determination, justice.
Chief
Colleague
employee for work
To a conscientious employee
In a joke letter the best employee is to be thanked for Good work. Leaders can fail summary year, ask employees to maintain a positive momentum and continue to improve in the professional field.
teacher
doctor
educator
If you are going to give out comic diplomas, parents can buy a little more forms. Then sign blank deeds for the most delicious lunches, good relations to children, games and walks on fresh air and give to kindergarten staff.
Accountant
builder
to the cook
Driver
For sports achievements
Rewards with funny titles
Medals for comic nominations
Diploma Templates
Layouts comic letters should be fun to sign. If the network does not have a diploma with the desired nomination, then they download empty certificates, then sign them at their discretion.
For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Diploma for participating in the most incendiary dances!”, “Juicy berry in her 45 years!”.
How to sign an acknowledgment
The text is the main part of the commendable diploma. The finished template is found on the Internet or the words are composed independently. An important part of a successful congratulation is a gift and receiving a diploma by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting a diploma to the birthday man, reading the text in front of the guests, adding a few sincere words from yourself.
Letterhead text
The text for diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations should be kind and cheerful in order to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation on their own take into account strengths birthday boy or birthday girl, jokingly describe them.
Example 1
Dear friend Alla! I present you with a diploma for the ability to support with advice in a difficult and joyful period of life. You can chat on the phone the longest, rock clubs with me at night and find the best funny adventures. Thank you for your friendship!
Example 2
Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We have worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You are retiring, but 55 is a misleading date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile betray your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: You are only 20 years old. Stay always cheerful, perky and friendly!
Example 3
Best friend Vlad! I'm glad we're friends. You always do what is right and fair! It is interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always tell me, and if necessary, decide for me test. Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.
Inscriptions in verse
Owners of poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even with the defense of a diploma in the form of a cheerful poem.
If congratulatory lines do not work out in any way, but you want to write a verse yourself, then you can peep rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - do not get sick, a friend - suddenly - a spouse. On the basis of rhymes, compose a short quatrain.
Gratitude is given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. You can make a commendation sheet with your own hands or download it online.
In order to make a diploma on your own, a sheet of white paper, A4 format, is taken. At the top center is written capital letters word: diploma, diploma, certificate of merit, gratitude.
The text is written below and the signature is put. If desired, the diploma is framed, in the lower or upper part you can draw a picture or paste a photo. When designing, make sure that the sizes of text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.
Ready-made layouts of thanks are found on the Internet. You can download for free, send the required number of copies for printing. Special programs-constructors allow you to add new elements to the layout of the commendation sheet. Original gratitude is performed in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an old letter or scroll.
Comic nominations for a corporate party
First of all, you can mark the important people of the company and come up with interesting titles for the director and his deputies, chief accountant, heads of departments:
"I will lead the parade"
It's about the head of the company. You can award a leader with a certificate for intelligence, for business qualities, for skillful leadership, etc.
"A penny saves a ruble"
Undoubtedly, the characteristics will win Chief Accountant. Who, if not he, is responsible for effective use funds.
"First violin"
In this nomination, the Deputy Director for Finance (Head of the Financial Department) can win. The playing of the orchestra depends on it.
You can come up with nominations based on characteristic features and peculiarities of behavior of employees, and for the title of the awarded positions, use lines from songs, set expressions, catch phrases:
"In step with the times"
The winner is the one who is never late for anything, always in the right place and at the right time.
"A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle"
The most attentive, noticing employee of the company will get a prize in this nomination.
"Musketeer"
Always support and help, guided by the famous motto.
“I am writing to you, what more?”
The prize is awarded to the one who most actively uses any available means of communication ( Email, ICQ, SMS, etc.) and prefers to resolve all issues by correspondence.
"Uma Chamber"
You can always ask for advice on any, even the most difficult, issue.
"They only dream of peace"
Energy - more than enough, does not sit still. Moreover, he prefers not to sit still, he gathers a group of colleagues in the company.
"Tradition Keeper"
He knows the history of the company, its traditions and its legends best of all, he will get the victory in this category.
"Hidden reserves"
The title will go to one of the promising newcomers.
Character traits, personal properties of people can be emphasized simply: "Mr / Miss ....":
"Mr. (or Miss) Antistress"
"Mr. (or Miss) Charm" or "Mr. (or Miss) Smile"
"Mr. (or Miss) Responsiveness"
"Mr. Cheerful", "Miss Laughter"
"Mr. (or Miss) Curiosity (or maybe Curiosity?)"
These and similar nominations speak for themselves. Not entirely comic, but quite suitable for an announcement at a corporate party, by the way, they allow you to see how a person is perceived by the team.
"Tea Ceremony Master"
On the one hand, the winner in the nomination can be a colleague who takes frequent tea breaks. It turns out a reward with a hint. On the other hand, a person who knows and observes the traditions of tea drinking can work for you. Then the title is a recognition of unusual knowledge and ability to put into practice.
"In Apple pie order"
The title can be obtained by a person who succeeds in everything and always. She has almost everything one could dream of. And if something else is not there, no one doubts it will be.
"Golden Pens"
Whoever has everything “burning in his hands”, everything is “repaired” by itself.
Nominations can be created based on professional affiliation:
"Fighter of the invisible front"
About a good system administrator who ensures the smooth operation of computers.
"Swiss Precision"
Nomination suitable for accountants.
"Time is money", "Money in the morning - chairs in the evening"
Such titles are suitable for bank employees who issue loans.
"Miss light hand”, “Specialist in the colors of life”, “But we have our own alphabet”
These and other nominations are for doctors (in this case, a nurse, a pediatrician and an ophthalmologist, respectively).
