This selection of the best team miniatures features:
“Lanceloch and King Artup, that says it all about England.
- Ghosts in a boarding house near Moscow.
“Murder on the Orient Express, investigated by the inimitable Poirot… and more.
– The Menstreet Boys are creative guys from Moscow.
- 8 women - almost like the Orient Express, only female.
– real story Zorro, love and expulsion.
Yulia Kovalchuk and Kozhoma got stuck in the elevator.
- Fathers, walk with strollers. Urgent problems.
- A mysterious place, preparation for exams at Dima Kozhoma's dacha.
- Loader, hard-working guy, rushing ... well, a fun song.
– Bikers
- Robbery of an apartment.
The KVN team “Sportivnaya Station” did not take the name of their institute as the name of the team. Why? Firstly, there is the word Moscow, which is loyally perceived only by a tenth of our country, which, in fact, lives in it. Secondly, the words management and law, a priori, repel the desire not only to laugh, but even to create a slight semblance of a smile on the face. Therefore, simply, “Sports Station”.
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Eternal English question, to surround the whole world, or, after all, to square? Well, at least they managed to fool the whole world. And it also turned out to plant liberal values all over the world, the first shoots have already begun, somewhere in the region of Austria.
How can a boarding house near Moscow do without ghosts? Yes, no way! Have you been to the Podmoskovny boarding house? And I was! There were so many ghosts walking around, especially closer to new year's eve that "Mom, don't worry." Therefore, everything is true! You can even walk through walls!
“And dad heard, and dad came, and dad found you in the grocery. After all, it doesn’t happen in the world - a loaf and a child on the stand ”- all rights to the phrase belong to the KVN Sportivnaya Station team. And that happens to us too. Still people come up and start looking for a price tag on the child.
Dmitry Kozhoma is a talented comedian, widely known in Russia and the CIS countries, one of the frontmen of the Sportivnaya Station KVN team. His special acting style has long become a peculiar calling card native and brought this comedy team many glorious victories.But what else can be said about this bright and, of course, talented artist? Which way did Dima come to the stage of the Club of Cheerful and Resourceful? What bright events are full of his fate? We will try to find answers to these and many other questions today.
The childhood of Dmitry Kozhoma
The future famous KVN-schik was born in the very ordinary family and was in early childhood most an ordinary child. He has never been particularly successful in studies or in any other areas. On theater stage Dmitry Kozhoma did not appear more often than other students. And in those rare moments when his performances did happen, he never got out of the line of other schoolchildren involved in one or another production. 
Little Dmitry Kozhoma was an ordinary guy: he liked to hang out with friends, go to discos and make new acquaintances. And only here, among his friends, he was a real star. Close and dear people knew Dmitry as a sociable and open guy who certainly became the soul of any company. He loved to joke, parody celebrities and is in the spotlight.
After graduating high school, Dmitry Kozhoma entered the Moscow Pedagogical State University which I chose almost at random. At that moment, when the guy faced a choice, some of his friends had already decided on their future specialty, and Dmitry decided to keep up with his friends. But the fact that the guy ended up in pedagogical university played a decisive role in his life and future career.
Star Trek by Dmitry Kozhoma. KVN
In 2001, during one of the student parties, Dmitry Kozhoma met his future teammates - Ivan Pyshnenko and Alexei Nikiforenko. Together they decided to create a KVN team and very soon came with a similar proposal to the rector. Having received the "go-ahead" of the high authorities, the three guys set about implementing their plans. In 2002, the KVN team made its debut in the minor league and very soon began to collect prestigious trophies one after another. So, the list of awards of the Sportivnaya Station team included silver medals of the Voronezh League, the Minsk Euroleague of KVN, as well as the main awards of the Higher Ukrainian League."Sports Station" - Kozhoma - home alone
It is noteworthy that for some time Dmitry Kozhoma also performed with other comedy groups - the KVN teams "MFYuA Team" and "Guys from Our Yard" (the city of Mytishchi). However, the most significant achievements in his professional career on the stage of the Cheerful and Resourceful Club are, of course, connected with his native team. Together with Sportivnaya Station, our today's hero became the winner of the Moscow Premier League (2006), as well as the owner of the special presidential Jurmala festival Voting KiViN (2010).
In the 2009 season, for the first time, the team achieved serious success in the Higher League of the Cheerful and Resourceful Club, reaching the semi-finals right away. After that, there was not the most successful 2010 season, which was marked only by receiving the presidential KiViN named above, and then a real breakthrough in the 2011 season. That year, the team became the champion of the Azov KVN League and reached the final of the Major League. Those silver medals became the apogee of the long stage journey of the popular band. From that moment on, Dmitry Kozhoma and other participants in the Sportivnaya Station project no longer appeared on stage as part of official games KVN.
KVN, "Sportivnaya Station", Dmitry Kozhoma - Loader
Dmitry Kozhoma after KVN. Comedy Club and other projects
After the termination of performances in the program of Alexander Maslyakov, "Sportivnaya Station" went on tour in the cities of the CIS. Thus, the geography of tour performances included the cities of Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and some other states. Subsequently, each of the members of that legendary team went their own way. Many KVN artists stopped their performances, but not Dmitry Kozhoma.Thanks to the bright game and the talent of a comedian, the young man very quickly received many interesting offers, which led him to the popular comedy projects “Laughter in big city"(STS) and "Do not roll bags" (MUZ-TV). In 2013, the popular comedian "lit up" in the "Tower" project, which was released under the auspices of Channel One. As part of this sports and entertainment program, the artist fought for victory with the Dolphins team, but did not reach the final.
Dmitry Kozhoma in "Do not roll bags"; release with Timur Rodriguez
Since 2014 Dmitry Kozhoma and Ivan Pyshnenko have been residents comedy club on TNT. A creative duet that has developed since the days of KVN can still be seen on the air of a popular entertainment channel.
Dmitry Kozhoma and Ivan Pyshnenko in the Black2White show
In 2015, Dmitry Kozhoma again appeared on STS in the third season of the intellectual and humorous quiz " Big Question", becoming permanent member show. Led by Vasily Utkin, Dmitry Kozhoma, Andrey Bednyakov and Alexander Yakushev tried to answer tricky questions either correct or funny, while earning points. The program received a good response from viewers and the channel's management announced the release of season 4, but fans of the show did not see the continuation.
In 2015, STS released another project with the participation of Dmitry Kozhoma - "Big Kitchen". The former KVNschik, together with Dmitry Nagiyev, acted as a host, talking about the features and "inner kitchen" of the channel's popular TV projects. Invited "star" guests shared this in the creative atmosphere that is present in any kitchen - the Banderos group, Ksenia Borodina, Ingrid Olerinskaya, Georgy Dronov and many others.
Trailer of the film "What Men Do 2"
In the same year, Dmitry first received an invitation to feature films. The continuation of the Russian comedy "What Men Do" appeared at the box office in the same 2015. Dmitry played another specialist in women's hearts, on the level of skill of which safety depended whole country. The actor had especially vivid impressions from filming bed scene With
The history of the KVN team "MIEMP Sportivnaya Station" from the lips of the participants themselves.
Hello guys!
Ivan: Hello!
Lesha: Hello!
Kostya: hallo!
Vova: Don't get sick yourself!
Dima: He-ge-gay!
- And the first question: what do you expect from this interview?
Lesha: Well... we wanted to, well... win something.
Vania: Yes! Yes! Win all the interviews in the world!!
Dima: He-ge-gay!
- Fine. Guys, how did the KVN team "MIEMP Station Sportivnaya" appear?
Kostya: Can I start?
Vania: I think no! You weren't there yet!
Dima: Uh...
Vania: Shut up!
Lesha: So I'll start! It all started back in 2002 (suitable music plays). IN Pedagogical Institute physical education decided to create a KVN team to participate in the cup of the prefect of the southwestern district of Moscow. As a result, a team gathered from two faculties, which included Dima and me. Everything was fine until we realized that the screen itself was not going anywhere.
Ivan: And then I appeared!
Kostya: Crazy important occupation!
Vania: Everything is important in KVN!
Lesha: Do not quarrel! So, everything was fine. But we understood that the team would not go far without a name.
Dima: Why would we want to swim somewhere?
Vania: Shut up!
Lesha: There were options to be called the Sun, Children of Lieutenant Schmidt, UPI, but all these sounds were not new. Since all team members were athletes and studied at a sports university, we realized that the name should be associated with sports.
Dima: And then I proposed to be called "Station ball"!
Lesha: We kicked the ball right away, but you can’t kick the “station” so easily! And then we looked at each other and said at three to four: “Sportivnaya Station”! And they took the stage of the SWAO Cup. It was at this cup that we were noticed by the host and editor of the cup Evgeny Donskikh (PFUR). Having won the cup, we realized that we need to move on. But since our university could not provide us with financial support for a trip to the Sochi festival ...
Dima: We cried...
Vania: But Zhenya Donskikh said, do not despair, and invited us to the MFUA team, which at that time was led by him and Vera Zborovskaya (MGSU women's team). Without realizing that these people would become Mom and Dad for us, we went to Sochi!
Dima: Egegey!
Lesha: The result of the 13th Sochi Festival (2003) for our team was getting into a higher rating and an invitation to the Moscow Student League, where we played as "Sportivnaya Station", and as the "MFUA team" in the Voronezh League "Start"! No wonder this league is called "Start", it was in it, together with Dad and Mom, that we took the first step into the big KVN. By the way, Anatoly Vasilyevich Shulik and Valentin Ivanov, the editors of the league, taught us how to correctly implement what was born in our heads. Why should they thanks a lot! As a result, we became Vice-champions, losing in the final to the Lipetsk Metallurgists team from Lipetsk.
- And what?
Dima: Nothing!
Vania: And here we are at the 14th Sochi Festival (2004), where, after a successful performance, we got to the gala concert of the Sochi Festival with the number "Herringbone", where we collected a Christmas tree using the method of jokes. The result of the festival: First League (Tyumen), where, probably due to lack of experience, we are eliminated from the first game.
Dima: Egegey!
Vania: We are crying again.
Lesha: After this game, we were so worried that we even fell apart. And so we were left alone, me, Dima, Lesha and Rosita ...
- Che for Rosita?
Vania: Rosita left for us from MFUA. This only person in our team, who left the MFUA for us, but left with us.
- Have you formulated everything correctly?
Dima: Not particularly of course, but we continue.
Vania: Since we were left alone again, we continued to play our favorite KVN at the faculty games of our university, the champions of which we became for two years in a row. There, at faculty games, we found our Vovka from the Likbez team and invited him to our team.
Vova: That's how I appeared.
Lesha: In the same year, our friends, the team "guys from our yard" the city of Mytishchi, invited us to try our hand as part of their team. We agreed and went to Minsk. Having played one game, we did not find our place in their team and decided to part amicably.
Vania: But we didn't leave empty-handed. We were joined by Dmitry Solovyov and Kostya.
Kostya: Yeah.
Dima: Here we are already a gang!
Lesha: And with this combat squad, we decided to try our hand at the same Prefect Cup of the Southwestern District. Cup winning:
Dima: We cried.
Lesha: But this time with happiness. After that, KVN calm came for us. Many of us graduated from the institute, and it was necessary to move further in education. Vanya and I entered the graduate school of the Moscow Institute of Economics, Management and Law, where the KVN team once existed. It was within the walls of the institute that we met Mila, the director of the team, and Egor, our sound engineer. Thus, our team found its home, in which we live to this day.
Kostya: We joined forces and went to Sochi (2005) already as a team of KVN "MIEMP Sportivnaya Station".
- Terribly interesting, so what, and what?
Dima: Well? What? Let's go and come. Everything is logical!
Vova: It was fun at the 15th Sochi festival.
Dima: Which is also logical!
Vania: We really wanted to get into the tower.
Kostya: Thus, we got into the Euroleague. Minsk city. It is from this season that we understand that without diamonds we are nowhere and Vanya was accidentally cut off by someone's trousers. The emblem of the team - a horse - also appeared! It symbolizes intelligence, wisdom, dynamic strength, agility, speed of thought. But, to be honest, we first came up with this logo, and only then did we find out what it means. This is how the style of the team was born.
Vova: We really enjoyed playing in Minsk. It is a very beautiful and hospitable city. As they say, what city, such a league.
Vania: This season was significant for us, we became vice champions of the Euroleague, losing to the team "Vdrebezgi" Minsk, met the editors Leonid Kuprido and Yuri Kruchenko, we got the first fans who support us now. And it was in this year that the Sportivnaya station was opened in the Minsk metro. This is the gift the local authorities gave us.
- And you went to Sochi?
Dima: Well, we first drove home, and then we really went to the city of Sochi.
Kostya: So, Sochi (2006). This is the first time we've been in a full-length performance. What we are very happy about and, according to tradition, we want to join the tower again.
Vova: So Premier League!! It so happened that in the Premier League season, without losing a single game, we became champions. Automatically earning the right to play in the Major League of KVN. For this we thank our fans, editors Mikhail Gulikov and Valentin Ivanov, known to us from the Start league, and Evgeny Donskoy, who, as you can see, also achieved some success in parallel with us.
Vania: And already in the rank of champions of the Premier League, we arrived in Sochi (2007).
Lesha: And now our dreams of the Major League have come true.
Dima:(crying) Finally!
Kostya: At the 18th festival, we again get into a full-length performance and begin preparations for the one-eighth Major League of the International KVN Union of the 2007 season (then the most appropriate music from the movie Rocky plays, the guys shrug and make lips).
- Thanks guys!
All: Yes, not for that Alexander Vasilyevich ...
MIEMP, Sportivnaya Station
All names are fictitious, coincidences with real names and characters - an accident!
The host and director of one of the most popular television programs, which has become a nationwide game played in Israel, Japan, Australia - the Club of the cheerful and resourceful. President of the International Union of KVN and creative association"AMIK".
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Foreword
In KVN, everything happens differently than in normal people. Although normal people have their own reasonable traditions. For example, textbooks are republished every year, each time correcting and supplementing.
This book has gone through three editions. And this is not the limit, comrades! After all, KVN changes with our lives, which means that the process of improvement is endless!
The most amazing thing is this book, most of which was written six or seven years ago, KVN workers continue to read and even argue that reading this still implies not only historical interest, but also practical benefits.
Our days
Today's KVN is just as different from KVN 50 years ago as the first television receivers with a lens are unlike modern devices with a flat screen, dolby surround sound and other bells and whistles. But still. How did it all start?
1956
The team that was supposed to become the champion of the Major League of the Club of cheerful and resourceful. On January 10, 2018, she turned 15 years old. Who are we talking about? About the team of KVN "Sportivnaya Station". The composition of this company, its life before and now, victories and losses, and history - this is all that excites those who have seen at least one performance of the guys.
History of creation
Despite the fact that the team is considered to be born in 2003, it appeared much earlier. The KVN team "Sportivnaya Station" appeared at the Pedagogical Institute of Physical Culture and Sports. Three members of the team trained there - Kozhoma, Pyshnenko and Nikiforenko.
Curious fact! Kozhoma and Nikiforenko were friends in childhood. They fondly remember the times when they played football together. However, after a long break in communication, they met again only at the university.
In 2002, a recruitment to the KVN team was announced at the university. This was done to participate in the Cup of the South-Western Administrative District and as many as 40 people responded.
Team name
The members of the Sportivnaya Station team did not immediately come up with such space name. There were also options to call yourself "Sun". There was an option to appear before the public, being the team "Children of Captain Schmidt."
Some believe that the word "station" in the name is related to the metro station, which has a similar name. However, in reality we are talking about the space station.
The second part of the name is not a slogan for life. So the composition of the Sportivnaya Station team decided to pay tribute to the faculty where they all studied
First appearances
For the very first performances, the team practically did not invent their own jokes. They took them from magazines and newspapers. This approach seemed to the team quite normal.
In the semi-finals of their first game, the Sportivnaya Station team took only third place, but this did not prevent them from reaching the final. But even there fortune did not smile on them.
However, it might seem so only at first glance. It was at that game that the guys made friends who played important role in the development of this "machine" of humor.
The beginning of the formation of the team
From the composition of the very first team, only three remained - these are Dmitry Kozhoma, Ivan Pyshnenko and Alexei Nikiforenko. The rest of the "Sportivnaya Station" are guys from other teams.
So, after participating in the Sochi festival in 2003, a member of the MFUA team joined the KVN team "Sportivnaya Station". Unfortunately, their own university did not have the funds to finance the team's performances. So, a girl appeared in Sportivnaya - Rosita Yevtukh.
From there, the team went to play in the Central League "Start KVN". There, Konstantin Obukhov performed in the team of competitors. In the finals of the Start League, the guys took second place and the next year they again rushed to the Sochi festival. Already there they received an invitation to play in the "First League".
After they flew another 1/8, the composition of the KVN team "Sportivnaya Station" was replenished with another newcomer - Vladimir Porubaev.
Euroleague KVN in Minsk
Although the guys already tried to play in this League in 2004, despite the loss, they took a chance again and did not lose. In 2005, in Minsk, they easily got second place. But what's good about it?
Some might think that this is just another second place. But in fact, it was precisely such attempts that made the team more experienced, which allowed them to accept invitations to participate in the KVN Premier League.
KVN Premier League
An already formed team went to participate in the television project. Almost to the very end, the guys held on like one family.
Ivan Pyshnenko became the captain of the Sportivnaya Station team. He always showed himself as a bright and very talented actor. No one in the team ever doubted the correctness of such a choice.
He has always been the face of the team and it was he who became the captain of the team when she got into the television version of KVN. However, this, as before, was only a necessity, due to the rules of the project. Basically, the team made all the decisions together.
In the Premier League, the guys won every game. So they got the most Grand Prize- ticket to major league.
First participation in HSE
The first year was difficult for the entire composition of the KVN team "Sportivnaya Station". Photos of that time are clear proof of this. With each game, the guys became more and more lethargic and therefore flew out already at 1/4.
At this stage, the team did not break again. They took a chance and took part in the Ukrainian Higher League. There they "skated" their cult numbers "Fathers" and "Snegirek". This is what made them favorites. Ukrainian viewers and, of course, the winners.
financial difficulties
In 2008, the team lost its sponsor. In order to continue playing KVN and not miss the season, the guys had to look for an opportunity to earn money. But their efforts did not help them get past 1/4.
In 2009, Alexey Yurin came up with the famous loader number. He allowed the guys to go to the semi-finals.
The entire composition of the KVN team "Sportivnaya Station" took part in the event, dedicated to the Day birth of KVN. However, in the overall standings, the guys were on last place but it didn't break their spirit.
brightest season
In 2011, the guys got a good sponsor. Then it was decided to try again to conquer the Major League of KVN.
In order to reach the top, the team changed style. Surprisingly it worked. Each game ended in first place. Except for the one at the end.
"SOK" from Samara outperformed "Sportivnaya Station" by only 0.2 points. Yes, the team did not become a champion. In one of the interviews, they even resented that their humor was worth the victory.
Team token
Everyone remembers the team's signature farewell. Many people ask what this final exit means.
In fact, the guys just really love famous painting John Avildsen with Sylvester Stallone leading role- Rocky. That's where the music comes from.
And waving your arms and screaming is a way to throw out emotions. Each of the participants shouts out something of their own. So, Ivan often shouted: "Lelik, let's all sit down!", And Rosita: "Puck."
Life after KVN
Since 2012, the team no longer played in the official leagues of the club, although it pleased with its appearance on special projects and as assistants for younger teams.
The guys had families, children, their own television projects. Moreover, you can easily find their own website on the Internet, where they offer their services as hosts at weddings and other events.
Moreover, the guys are always happy to help raise the corporate spirit. To do this, they offer their services as teachers and organizers of corporate KVN - an interesting type of team building.
The personal life of the actors of the team
IN total there were 11 people in the team, 6 of which were acting actors. They were not embodied in anyone on stage. But what do we know about them? Consider the biographies of the three most famous of them.
Dmitry Kozhoma. Born in Moscow in 1981. He has always been a simple and open guy. After KVN participated in several interesting projects, including "Laughter in the big city" (STS) and "Tower" (Channel One). Since 2014, together with his friend Ivan Pyshnenko, he has been Comedy resident club. Until 2016, he said that he was single and free, but then cute photos with a girl began to appear more and more often on his Instagram page. Who she is is still unknown.
Ivan Pyshnenko. Also a native of Moscow. Born January 25, 1982. Parents always supported their son's hobbies and did not interfere with his development. Often his image on stage is completely opposite to what Ivan is in life. As for his personal life, he has a wife Olga, and in 2013 the couple had a son.
Konstantin Obukhov. This young man was the director of the team, and now he is - creative producer Comedy Club Production. There is practically no information about his life. It is known that since February 14, 2009 he is married and happily married.
Summarizing
When the guys started playing KVN, most of them were barely 21 years old. Their parents may have decided that humor is not something a grown man should do. But we see that the guys are not just doing what they love. They really excelled at it.
So parents should trust their children, and young people should go towards their goals. "Sportivnaya Station" was a small university team, which eventually became famous not only throughout the country, but also abroad.
