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Predictions for the new year are short. What should be the predictions? Appropriate movie titles

Predictions for the new year are short. What should be the predictions? Appropriate movie titles

13.03.2019

If you work hard and hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
You can’t work like a horse in the year of the pig - this will set you back a whole year. You will choose a TV channel for a long time to watch in new year's eve- On January 1, you will wake up with a remote control in your hands.
New Year of the Pig - good for those who like to sleep. Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
On the morning of January 1, leave the entrance and look to the left - you will see a bright and brilliant future.
How many Olivier peas you eat - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
Champagne drunk on the morning of January 1 will remind you of the past year.
A hat lost on January 1 - to buy a new one.
Gifted to wife New Year frying pan - to the bump on the forehead. A fur coat - to love and understanding.
Passion in the new year for cakes and chocolates - to update the wardrobe.
In the new year, you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
In the new year, you will find many new, exciting ... household chores.
Giving wife a New Year's gift jewelry, you provide yourself with a full life for a whole year.
After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year.
To be a big boss for you in the new year - you will gain 50 kg.
In the new year, your pragmatic interest will grow into a romantic passion.
In the new year you will meet big love. Very large. Kilograms so 120, no less.
In the coming year, avoid the cold from the second half. And you will be sick all year long.
Taking off on career ladder this year, watch your step so that there are no dizzying consequences.
Keep clean. Wash my hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.
In the morning, after the New Year's feast. Watch out for a hard hit. Getting on the scales.
In the new year, boldly move forward - and wealth awaits you.
A visit to the fitness club and swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year - to the envious glances of girlfriends in the next two quarters.
For those who are keen on fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year. Will open close to home
shop "Fish and seafood". There will always be a catch to report to his wife.
In the new year, you will have everything you wish for. And you won't get anything for it. New, exciting journeys are waiting for you ... to the country. Do not be upset - this is also a change of scenery.
A strong explosion is expected this year - all your envious people will burst.
In the coming year, all the doors of ... supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And the husband's thick wallet will lose weight a lot.
This year you will find a treasure ... Find your husband's stash, which he saved up all last year.
In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. You will be given an encyclopedia.
In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
Watch out. Very soon. Very soon. Big… love awaits you.
Your creative success, as a make-up artist of his own face, will be noticed this year by many men.
Your charm and beauty in the new year are preparing a happy meeting for you.

What comic predictions for the New Year 2018 to prepare for ourselves and our guests will be considered in this material. Such a bag Have a good mood and excellent New Year's predictions will be a great addition to the festive evening. Of course, when preparing the competition, one should write only good things and wish the person sincerely from the bottom of his heart good deeds.

New Year's predictions on pieces of paper comic and positive

For you, the Year of the Dog will be dazzling. This means that only bright events await ahead, and you will want to close your eyes from the diversity of colors. You enjoy these bright events and look around for dizzying opportunities. If everything that is happening is too bright for you, then buy good sunglasses, put them on, continue to look forward to your bright and colorful bright future.

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This year will be amazing and prosperous for you. It seemed that the reasons for excitement would pass from the leap year to the New Year, but in fact, life will give new round and all bad things will surely remain in the past. Waiting for a new one at work interesting project, which will help you earn enough for your vacation, and for your bright future.

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Year of the Dog specifically for you will bring good financial stability. Cash flow will be like everything converges on you. Moreover, you will not save money in a stocking, but you will be able to invest it profitably in the future. Perhaps in the new year it will finally be possible to buy new car furnish an apartment or even acquire a new home.

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Another cool version of the predictions is that you can wish the person of the year filled with passion. For many years you have been dreaming of butterflies fluttering inside. This is how it will be in the new year and warmth will spread throughout the body only from the slightest touch of a loved one. Passion, good and creative, will completely absorb you in the new year.

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In the new year, excellent results await you in all matters. Perhaps you have put a lot of effort into something in the past, but have not received a return. In the new year, all these seeds already planted in the ground will surely germinate. In a metaphorical sense, of course. I recommend getting a notebook in order to have time to write down and remember all the good things that will happen to you.

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As far as you are concerned, next year will be filled with surprises, but only pleasant surprises, so don't worry. Life will go to its fullest and at the moment when you are especially tired, you will see the brightest result that you can be proud of and that will make you stop to enjoy the moment of victory.

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The coming year will bring you a lot of romance. You will open your heart to love and will no longer be afraid, embarrassed to be just happy man. In response to this, life will give a stream of tenderness and passion, romantic dates and unforgettable surprises.

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The New Year will be sweet for you in the sense that you will live in chocolate, but you will not gain excess weight. We wish you to bathe in new happiness, do not look around, but simply focus on your success and good luck, enjoying each bright moment given by the universe. But where on New Year's Eve you can.

These are excellent comic predictions for the New Year 2018, which will set you up for positive tone and give the course of the holiday good mood. If you strongly believe in what you want, then sooner or later it will come true. Help loved ones to believe in themselves and tune in to the fact that everything will be fine in the new year.

Under the chiming clock, it is customary not only to make wishes, but also to guess at the future. There are a sufficient number of options for how to do this, but I would like to predictions were in the holiday spirit.

Addressees of predictions

New Year's predictions can have different addressees: according to the Chinese horoscope, by name or written for a specific person. The prediction can be real, made by a professional oracle, or comic, written at random. Here the last form would rather be more appropriate at the festive table.

Humor is always perceived well, and even a bad prediction, presented in a joking manner, leaves hope for the fulfillment of a wish.

Types of predictions

One of the favorite forms of divination is the use of nuts or sweets. For example, each of those present chooses one cookie, inside of which a piece of paper with a phrase is hidden. Nuts work on the same principle.

Optional predictions must be written on paper. Alternatively, the guests choose various items, and the host reads out what they mean. For example, the one who chose the fork will have, if not a villa, but at least a villa, who got the postcard, will receive news from afar.

Predictions can have a specific question for a yes or no answer. Several people participate, each is given a sprig of spruce, and after asking a certain question, everyone starts plucking needles, not a single one is left - the wish will come true. Comic predictions you can write it down on napkins and, in the midst of fun, invite guests to unfold them and find out what awaits them in the New Year.

Text of predictions

If everything is in order with the talent of poetry, then it will not be difficult to compose two poetic lines for each guest. Usually they predict new acquaintances, overseas trips, inheritance from a four-cousin grandmother, promotion.

Don't despair if you can't compose. You can find ready-made comic predictions on the Internet, or you can get creative. The original option is to cut out the headlines from printed publications, make a selection of aphorisms of the ancient sages, and lines from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayama will do. An interesting find would be a pictogram or signs used on clothing tags. For example, a sign that a product can be washed and dried in the form of a white square can be interpreted as the beginning of a new stage, a sign in the form of a circle with two black dots, symbolizing drying at medium temperatures, is interpreted as a possible lining of a pig, so that the one who received it you need to stick with the Rooster.

Unusual horoscopes

Everyone knows about the zodiac and chinese horoscope, flowers and trees are involved, but about predictions for jellied fish or boiled pork will become a novelty. Composing the menu holiday table think about which dish to associate with each calendar year and then read the prediction based on the ingredients and features of the month. For example, Olivier is a multi-component salad, therefore, a person born under such a sign will be diverse in nature, he has many friends, hobbies and places of work in the work book are no longer few. The advice is to be more consistent both at work and in love. In such a delicious horoscope there will be thirteen names. The latter is a pickled mushroom, refers to those people who do not quite remember when he was born, and what his name is.

Each of those present New Year's feast can feel like an oracle, and write a few lines about the coming year on prepared identical postcards. At the end of the evening, the host will distribute postcards to the guests, and what who got - the providence of fate.

In preparation for new year holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but the New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.

Can be held funny contests, or you can make funny and comic predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. On this page you will find them. will be short and funny predictions, in verse and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are a joke.

It is best to submit such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read predictions.

Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in life.

And even if the rooster is not migratory,
Vacation is waiting for you!

Don't expect much from the year
Enough love for you!

So that a wish come true in a year,
A promise must be kept!

Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times
From home to work and back!

Expect an increase in salary
Or in the family of replenishment!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year
And after that there will be only a binge with a hangover.
So friend don't you yawn
And improve your health!

This year will be full
Full of cases, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!

Find time for love
But just don't pass by.

waiting career not soon,
But things are going uphill!

Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!

Those who like to sleep a lot

A year without surprises awaits again!

All the surprises you oversleep

Just don't blame us!

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Your friends will not forget you next year. Don't forget the one who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will be gone. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be multifaceted, like a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your couch.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is an awl in the ass.

In the coming year, your body will decide for itself when to sleep, where to sleep and with whom to sleep. Don't contradict him - he knows best!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored - sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you'll put on weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

From bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace

You will spend your vacation at sea
You will warm your body and soul.
You will spend the whole amount, you will burn yourself five times,
You will gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Fate will repay you for smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!

Either you eat, or you pump up,
Whether you sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will significantly increase your ass.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour
All dreams will come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

At higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love roofer!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
For big, big money.

If you go across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find money
You will spend it all on a spree

Go around for three miles
Hairdresser-talker:
Shreds, anyhow,
And cut off your ear!

We must forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise, you will
in crime reports.

"Dear Colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate business, and now is the time to relax, celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and if we did, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. whole year worked hard, and if they didn't make an effort, then we were still asleep. For a whole year and every month we look forward to wages and none of us could sleep that day. We really deserve a holiday! Let us gain even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and let a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!

Noise and bustle in our departments

They never shut up.

The holiday is already underway

And we have a lot of work to do.

Left before the holiday

Just a little and a little bit

So guys, let's finish.

Back bend!

And may the year be happy

Leaning on food

Your charm and beauty in the new year are preparing a happy meeting for you.

After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year

Keep clean. Wash my hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get sick with contagious diseases.

If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.

This month you will be unexpectedly visited by guests

Everything seems to have agreed - they will eat the refrigerator,

They will drink all the stocks of vodka, break the TV,

They will break all the dishes for you and leave traces in the kitchen.

This month, rather, you play the lottery

The prediction is - you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - in the plane.

This month they will lure you to the cottage to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

You do not believe in these stories - you will be forced to work there

sit down better at home Have a beer at home!

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruplets

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

An honorary flag in both hands and a buckskin horse!!!

This month the computer will not work as it should,

you by motherboard hit your fist hard.

It won’t help - hit with a sledgehammer, kick the monitor ...

You will explain later to the authorities: “She was the first to start!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: "SAM GOAT!"

On top of the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Pull him like a hat you paper basket.

And relief will come: A long-tormented question

"Who will go under the reduction" -Finally resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the threshold,

Forgetting to undress and undress

In the morning, do not judge yourself strictly:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack the plane to the West,

But you can’t think of something to scare the pilots,

Read to them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend at work,

You, without wasting a minute, call all the newspapers,

By informing the mobile boss in private ads,

Let then, the bore, know the salt of all incoming - free!

Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, comic at the table

You definitely won't go to work this month,

What to go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced there to try and work all day….

By the way, the money from the salary will never be enough for you.

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations and maybe even a hundred

You will steal all the secrets from great joy

Merge them with your competitors, and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything that was not up to you depends on you,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - do not spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cough whales, birds sing there.

The savages dancing next to the soup are cooked here.

Ride the boat, bring your friends.

To feed all the hungry natives soon ..

This month they will suddenly ask for help with the housework,

Don't go shopping - groceries stink there

And no one taught you how to walk in a gas mask.

Don't let anyone Vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously, the money is there.

Submission of predictions for the lottery

Let's first consider the possible submission of predictions, and then, we will offer examples of text.

prophetic balls

This will require the usual balloons, small pieces of paper and a pen. We write the predictions on pieces of paper, roll them up, put them in a balloon and inflate it. Balls can be tied to the chairs of guests, or can be distributed during fortune-telling. Having burst the balloon, a person reads aloud the prediction associated with his life. The more fun the prophecy, the more positive it will bring.

Preparing in advance for the session, you can specially age the paper (by dipping it in strong tea or onion solution) or make it bright, colorful with a beautiful rope. This will add a touch of mystery or celebration, whichever you choose.

pot of divination

Everything is simple here, we take pre-prepared dishes, put folded bags with comic wishes. We let the pot go around, each guest pulls out one bundle and reads it out.

The container can be pasted over with shabby paper, giving outdated look dishes, or pre-age the paper.

Gypsy chest

Deep in us there is a stereotype about gypsies, they say they are all wonderful fortune-tellers, and this is a great way to use them in your comic prophecies.

Dressed in advance as a gypsy, you or one of the guests enter the room with a chest filled with predictions. The host invites each invited guest to take turns pulling out one bundle and reading it out.

The main thing here is not the forecasts for the future, but the presentation. It’s great if a gypsy woman takes on the role and, with an expression peculiar only to them, holds a competition.

prophetic cookie

Remember the quote: “everything ingenious is simple, and everything simple is brilliant”? It is this aphorism that underlies this competition. To prepare it, you will need leaflets with predictions and cookies. True, cookies will have to be made by yourself, however, if you have the opportunity to purchase them, why not. For those who want to create something original, we offer a recipe for making cookies.

Ingredients:

Eggs, 3 pcs;
50-70g wheat flour;
50g butter;
Spices at will;
Sugar, powdered sugar.

Cooking method:

Separate the egg white from the yolk, beat the white until foam appears, add flour, sugar, spices as desired, mix until smooth.

A little advice: when whipping the protein, do not be zealous if it takes a long time to beat a large number of air bubbles and the dough will rise quickly as the temperature rises.

Spread baking paper on a baking sheet and grease butter, heat the oven to 180-200 C. Spread even circles on a baking sheet with a teaspoon.
We put it in the oven for about 6-7 minutes, as soon as the edges turn golden, we take it out and turn it over, put a piece of paper with predictions, fold it in half. Next, taking the cookies by the ears, bend it.
We spread it on the table and wait until it cools completely.

Miracle dumplings

The next event has a certain similarity with the previous one, the difference is that we use dumplings instead of cookies. This old fun is almost forgotten today, but it is perfect for predictions with family and loved ones. The secret is in the item that we put together with the filling, which carries a certain meaning.

Orange peel - a loved one or a loved one will present a gift;
Peanuts - a romantic meeting is possible;
Cherry - good luck in business;
Peas - comfort and prosperity will reign in the house;
Walnut - health will improve;
Buckwheat - a sudden increase in finances;
Mushrooms - full of calm life;
Money - sports victories;
Grain is a full cup of wealth;
Raisins are an unexpected temptation;
Cabbage - wages will skyrocket;
Caramel - a romance is possible;
Potato - promotion at work;
Cranberry - expect a change in your personal life;
Ring - wedding;
hot pepper - possible problems At work or at home;
Dried apricots are great news;
Carrot - meeting new people;
Meat - financial success;
White thread - you will have to leave for a long time on company business;
Green thread - travel abroad;
Black thread - quick business trip;
Thread with knots - problems from where it was not expected;
Cucumber is a new passion;
Button - you will get something from clothes;
Sugar - the year will be successful;
Apple - your work will be appreciated.

Lottery with three predictions

To do this, we write wishes or prophecies on pieces of paper, at the rate of three divinations per person. We fold the leaves beautifully and mix them in a bag. It is proposed to pull out the bundles in turn, reading aloud.

secret desires

To prepare for the competition, you need to prepare funny images, the main desires of a person. It is not at all necessary to draw yourself, you can choose pictures from magazines or print them, attach images to a rope, pull the rope. We blindfold the guests, unwind and bring them to a stretched rope, giving them the opportunity to choose a leaflet themselves. Pictures can be completely different.