About family, about marriage.

Girls tend to jump out in marriage, but are not able to believe that in later life the woman is just a servant.

Is it worth cherishing hopes in order to suffer later, is it necessary, having achieved the goal, to assume that all this will last forever? But after all, marriage is associated with hopes, and if they do not come true, it is unreasonable to demand constancy.

Society would be ideal if all women were married and all men were single.

Marriage is like a besieged fortress; those who inside would like to get out of it; those who are outside would like to break into it. (E. Bazin).

It is better for children to be the result of calculations, not miscalculations.

It is impossible to separate what God has united.

Strong and happy families are not the same thing. Eat strong families, but without warmth and happiness, but there are happy, but fragile ones.

Dating service problems:

20-25 years old - there are guys, no girls.

30-35 years old - a lot of women, men are completely absent.

50-60 years old - men appear, but they do not look at their peers, but are looking for young people who do not look at them.

For 60 years - women completely disappear, and men are all in search.

Chris Norman - lead singer famous band"Smoky". In 1996 - he is 46 years old. Lives with family on about. Maine. Never been known as a ladies' man. For more than a quarter of a century he has been faithful to his wife Linda. They say that he fell in love with her at first sight when he was 17 years old, she was 20. The Normans have 5 children - from 5 to 26 years old.

It is much easier to be a lover than a husband, for the simple reason that it is much more difficult to demonstrate intelligence and wit all day long than to say something intelligent only from time to time. (O. Balzac).

Get married for sure. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you become a philosopher. (Munchausen attributed these words to Socrates).

If the bride goes to another, then no one knows who is lucky.

Happiness married man in the woman he did not marry. (Oscar Wilde).

An offer to marry is the last compliment to a woman. Addiction kills love.

When a man marries because it's time, it's already too late.

Remarriage is a victory of hope over life experience.

Men in remarriage live in the past, women in the future.

Love and marriage are studies. Remarriage is like a second year of study. It is necessary to live without repetition, to love on "5", and your golden wedding will be a gold medal for your studies.

It is possible to reproach the beloved, but is it appropriate to reproach the husband when he is not guilty of anything other than the fact that his love has died out? (Madeleine de Lafayette).

A lover can be loved before you know him; You have to know your husband before you love him. (Julie de Lespinas)

No matter how carefully two people choose each other, they can never be everything to each other. (Doris Lessing)

In this world, the only true happiness is a happy marriage. (Maria Theresa)

Marriage is the cause of misfortune for three-fourths of the human race. (Francoise d "Maintenon)

He led double life. So he was a liar? No, he didn't feel like a liar. He was a man with two truths.

Marriage: in dreams - a nest, in reality - a cage.

The higher the intelligence, the more difficult it is to marry (get married).

When a marriage is strong, it is easy to have an affair, but when a marriage breaks up, it is much more difficult. (A. Hailey)

Whether you marry or not, you will repent anyway. (Socrates)

In essence, a person initially lives in the house, for the sake of the house and for the house, for the family, for procreation. And everything that winds up behind the walls of the house, as a result, is done for the same house, although in the heat of battle it completely forgets its starting point.

For meat people get married, for cabbage soup they get married. (folk proverb)

The wife will find another for herself, but the mother of her son will never. (proverb)

The woman's husband does not drink or smoke, he always helps with the housework. She rejoices at this, that is, she is worried in a good way? Not at all. But if his salary is too small, then the woman has emotions about this, and even what! The mechanism of such "suffering" is more than simple: good man he simply knows, remembers a little, and he not only realizes the bad and remembers well, but also actively worries. It goes without saying that such experiences (including envy) have an extremely negative effect on mood ... And if optimism and goodwill reign in the family, then problems are usually solved in a positive way.

Walk before marriage. Try everything. Estimate. Marriage is a contract. You start to change - there and then an adequate answer will follow. Instead of one bucket of slop, there will be two in the house. And if in the spring rays you are irresistibly drawn to the left, then it's time to change your wife. And feel free to go on new campaigns for that "only citizen with whom you will finally find peace."

About civil marriage. "...Sometimes I think: do women understand what their consent to sex without obligations turned out to be for them? As a result, a man can get sex on a silver platter whenever he wants, and men have no reason to marry. As one very an attractive 29-year-old woman who had just broken up with her boyfriend of several years, “if all women agreed to deny all men sex outside of marriage, all men would line up at the altar.” Women have simply forgotten what it is real love. The guy tells the girl that he loves her, that he wants to share his life with her, that she is beautiful and that he cannot live without her. She loves it. It flatters her. So she packs her things and moves in with him. However, the only real compliment that a man can give a woman is: "Will you marry me?" That's the only real compliment, because that's the price he's willing to pay. All other compliments are just words. When he proposes, it means that he is thinking not only about sex, but also about the future in which you will be together. Offering his hand and heart, he makes a choice in favor of not seeking another woman, he sacrifices the opportunity to have an affair with another woman.

The concept of "cohabitation" is completely different meaning For different people. However, all the people present at your wedding are equally understood by all people in the same way. Marriage is understood by all people in the same way. When people just live together, every now and then one of them is asked if their relationship is serious. But asking the same question to two married people it would be funny.

If you woke up in the morning, and your wife is not talking to you, then the booze was a success.

Family happiness is when the desires of the wife coincide with the capabilities of the husband.

"... Why doesn't she take the time to bring her eyes up a little in the morning. Before he leaves the house, she immediately begins to dye her eyelashes and puts a tone on her upper eyelids, after which her eyes become much more expressive. If she is able to do this for the sake of the craftsman and the workers who are rebuilding their house, for the sake of the porters and maids of the hotel, and all those random people she meets during the day, then why can't she do it for own husband, whom so little sees?" (Leslie Waller. From the novel "The Banker")

Marriage is a union of two people to jointly overcome problems that they would not have had it not for this union.

Every mother hopes that her daughter will be happier in marriage than herself, but no mother hopes that her son will marry more successfully than his father.

My mother-in-law's mother-in-law is my friend.

The worst thing is when you don't represent anything. Even raising children is more convenient when you are busy, when you achieve success in your profession. I don't think I can give them more by standing at the stove.

To marry out of pity is madness; and if you think you can influence men of this sort ("Oh, he never had a chance, poor thing!"), then you are deeply mistaken. Influenced only a strong character, not weak, and the height of conceit is to believe that you can make a real person out of anyone.

Marriage requires the most sophisticated insincerity that is possible between two people.

Marriage is like a long sea ​​voyage, where very soon calms bother you, and storms are dangerous; where you rarely see anything new - the whole sea and the sea; all husband and husband, daily, hourly, until satiety.

Novels and comedies usually end in marriage; it is assumed that there is nothing to talk about later.

Bachelor's Prayer:

Lord, deliver me from marriage!

But if I do marry, spare me the horns!

But if it’s impossible without horns, let me not know about it!

But if I find out about it, don't let it worry me!

Divorce is defeat.

In youth, marriage seems like a train that is easy to get on. And so, you wake up after him and run, and, finally, you jump on the go; then you sit down, look out the window and begin to understand that you are bored.

Divorce is the only human tragedy in which everything comes down to the question of money.

A man in love is somehow incomplete until he gets married. And then he is already a finished man.

Divorcing just because you don't love is almost as stupid as getting married just because you're in love.

The housework of a woman, of course, allows men to produce more than if they had to work at home. Thus, women become an economic factor. But the same applies to horses.

It is believed that being a wife and mother is the true calling of a woman. God and nature have destined her for this, she is being prepared for this with early childhood Here she can show herself. This, as a rule, is her only opportunity to worthily exist and achieve something in life. But - she should not even show the appearance that she wants exactly this!

Home is just a place where you go when you have nowhere else to go.

A woman should not require a man to wash dishes. After all, when she fell in love with him, he was not standing near the sink.

A man is more likely to see an unmade bed and a happy wife at home than an exemplary made bed and a disgruntled wife. My advice: make your bed and be happy!

For real good wife does not need to dramatize everyday life.

How many of those who consider divorce a panacea for all ills, and then discover that the cure is worse than the disease.

Getting a divorce is like being hit by a truck; if you manage to survive, you already look around more carefully.

No matter how carefully two people choose each other, they can never be everything to each other.

Don't you think - there is something terrible in the fact that two adults spend their whole lives side by side, like Siamese twins?

It's ridiculous to think that you can live your whole life with one person. The correct number is something around three. Yes, perhaps three husbands would be enough.

There is nothing better than a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Women are more likely to fall in love with the person they are married to than marry the person they love.

If you make a list of reasons why two people get married and a list of reasons why they get divorced, you will be amazed at the number of matches in both lists.

If a man loves his children too passionately, it can be said with certainty that he is unhappy.

Marriage is a long voyage in a cramped cabin.

Between married and bachelors there is a kind of tribal feud.

Happiness in marriage is purely a matter of chance.

I have been married three times and I have always been happy. My husbands were unhappy, because I sacrificed them on stage (A. Pugacheva, after three marriages, then there were more marriages).

My mother always told me: trust your husband, adore your husband and write as much property as possible in your name.

When she gets married, a girl changes the attention of many men for the inattention of one.

Marriage is what is left as a memory of love.

Marriage is the biggest compliment a man can give a woman. It usually happens to be the last one.

Marriage is the miracle of turning kissing from a pleasure into a duty.

Only in marriage can a woman enjoy the company of another person and at the same time - a feeling of complete loneliness.

All marriages are successful. Difficulties begin after marriage.

A successful marriage pays all bills.

A current capercaillie is easy to shoot, taking advantage of his insanity. A current man is not shot, but in a semi-conscious state they are led to the altar.

The usual thing: you declare your love to an angel, and marry a cook.

A mitigating circumstance in a divorce should be that, when entering into marriage, the parties acted in a state of passion.

Marriage is not such a terrible thing; you can join from time to time.

Love is blind, but marriage is a brilliant eye doctor.

Look into both eyes before marriage and keep them half closed after.

The best way to become single is to get married.

Why does a wife work hard for ten years to change her husband's habits and then complain that he is not the man she married?

“A genius needs to create a peaceful, cheerful, comfortable environment, a genius needs to be fed, washed, clothed, his works must be rewritten countless times, you need to love him, not give him reasons for jealousy, so that he is calm, you need to feed and educate countless children, whom a genius will give birth to, but with whom he is bored and has no time to mess around, since he needs to communicate with Epictetes, Socrates, Buddhas, etc. and he himself must strive to be him. hearth, giving youth, strength, beauty - everything to the service of these geniuses, then they are reproached that they did not quite understand the geniuses. "(Sofya Tolstaya, wife of L.N. Tolstoy)

Although many marriages break up, they remain indissoluble. A real divorce, a divorce of hearts, nerves and feelings is impossible, because you cannot divorce your memory.

Kinship by blood is rough and firm, kinship by election is subtle. Where it is thin, it breaks.

The trouble with many women is that they admire literally nothing - and then marry him.

Many marriages are a state in which two cannot long endure either with or without each other.

Marriages are made in heaven, but they do not care that they are successful.

Whether two people did the right thing by marrying each other cannot be judged even at their silver wedding.

If women had wives to run the house, take care of children who are vomiting, pick up a car from repairs, fight with painters, go to the supermarket, sort out bank accounts, listen to everyone's complaints, stock up on food for the arrival of guests ... - imagine how many books they could write, how many firms to found, how many dissertations to defend and political positions to take!

When two people marry, they become one person in the eyes of the law, and that person is the husband.

A man who loves a woman very much asks her to marry him - that is, change his name, quit his job, give birth and raise his children, be at home when he comes home from work, move with him to another city when he changes work. It's hard to even imagine what he would demand from a woman he doesn't love.

Many women get married because they are tired of spending evenings alone. And many women get divorced because they are tired of spending evenings alone.

Marriage is a lottery in which a man stakes his freedom and a woman stakes her happiness.

If a husband gives his wife flowers for no reason, then there must be a reason.

The bonds of marriage are invisible, but everyone hears when they break.

The worst in homework the fact that everything you do gets dirty, thrown away or eaten within a day.

When you live with an angel for a long time, the rustle of his wings is annoying.

ABOUT new family should think when the opinion ex-spouse about your new family life you will be completely indifferent.

It is foolish to go to the registry office only on the grounds that you are good together.

You have to think about independence by putting a ring on your finger. Independence has never hurt a single woman.

A bad marriage is based on guilt.

You can't find happiness in marriage if you don't bring it with you.

The main problem of those who are looking for a life partner is that they turn on emotions. And you need to reason from the standpoint of reason. After all, feelings sooner or later pass, but you have to live with character.

A person can never experience excessive happiness in the family.

In relationships, passion is not important, but stability. There should be someone with whom you could feel calm and confident. We need persistence.

We call a love marriage a marriage in which a wealthy man marries a beautiful and rich girl. (Pierre Bonnard)

Twenty years of love makes a ruin out of a woman; twenty years of marriage give her a resemblance to public building. (Oscar Wilde)

If you can't provide your wife with a housekeeper - take a mop and don't show off. (actor A. Smolyakov)

A smart wife will do everything not to find out about the betrayal of her beloved. (Eastern wisdom)

Don't need to be confused sexual attraction And marital relations. It's still different things.

Having a husband is a small achievement in life.

When a woman has nothing to be proud of, she is proud of her children.

Before you get married, you need to choose a mother-in-law.

You can never put up with shortcomings initially, hoping to eliminate them in the future.

And everyone will be sure that this will not happen to her again ... but no, the goats are skillfully placed on our way (with humor).

Because there is a crack in the family

There is only one reason for everything:

A woman awakened in his wife,

The man fell asleep in the husband.

(I. Guberman)

Family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.

There is no, as you know, equality in marriage. The advantage is always on the side of the one who loves less. If it can be called an advantage.

A stupid woman looks after her husband, and a smart woman looks after herself.

Often the difference between a successful and unsuccessful marriage is 3-4 unspoken lines daily. (H. Miller)

What lesson should we learn when we are talking about change.

What you need to know if you decide to improve yourself and please others?

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Stir life, because sugar is at the bottom.
Be more often in YOUR mind.
To do this, collect wine corks
into jars in the kitchen, not into their skulls.

Does consciousness imitate a unique signal?
So maybe he squeezed something with cowards?
Have the channels of collective consciousness dried up?
Diagnosis - "oneself incontinence".

Bubbleology is now the main ideology.
There is reward time and there is burden time.
Keepers of time live in your crown.

Ran for one hour, and sat whole hour?
You can just kick the ball, or you can make a pass.
A sad thing has been noticed - science has ceased to dream.
Castration of the spirit leads to a fracture of the soul.
Get a tattoo on your carcass - "Do not rush!"

In the absence of liquidity of conscience and honor,
we deserve both bad news and bad news.
Vacuum your brain, don't remake your body.
Burying seeds is a joyful business.

A meteorite will break your roof
or dilapidated, she will fall on her head,
I don't see the difference. I hate to hate.
And life must be lived.

Don't sleep, don't sleep. Love love.
Sometimes it's okay to drink
how sometimes it is necessary to fight.
The last thing to be ashamed of yourself.

Happiness means not living like this
as forced, but as it should!

Girl, can you... - Of course you can!
God, are you mine? Behind you is a man, like behind a wall.
Then please pass on... my genes.
Better a roof without walls than walls without a roof.

The fewer needs, the more opportunities.
The more options, the more difficult the choice.
Clearer than clear: everything is softer for the weak, and stronger for the strong.
Make life easier for good people.
Or at least don't help those who don't.

Remember: - a half-wit will not make up his mind, an unfinished one will not complete it.
The outlook is wide, but the views are narrow.
How will it be in Russian?
The one who does not love his country, his Fatherland
and his homeland - a geek and an ugly woman.

There is Moscow, Peter .. And there is Russia - the periphery.
Or is it the other way around - What do you think - the people?
Remembering that not only "strength is in truth",
but "the truth is in force" - we will master everything!

We lift the moratorium on our rights
We will either become a right-wing power in the future,
or in the past - leftist history.

The condition for successful progress towards the goal,
- formation of events and connections between them.
Are you by the way with me, or already with strangers?

In the one who really created the sun, earth and man,
believed apparently only australopithecines.
How much by the way actions to privatize God?
The path is not the path, and the path is not the road.

Do not confuse pride with pride, honor with vanity,
and cowardice - with humility ...
Misunderstanding - count SELF-opinion
worse than OUTSIDE.

Life is the movement of Being from non-existence to non-existence.
That's why I eat and drink when I'm on the move.
Moving wildly often, then barely.
I relieve tension by moving on someone else's body.

I move the planet with my feet,
under yourself, from yourself.
How furniture is moved in a odnushka
I think of myself as Feng Shuists.

Even words move things like gunpowder bullets.
If it's impolite to say no,
then I politely show the muzzle.
Empty trees in vain NO!

Do you want to know what heaven thinks of you?
Don't be afraid to ask...

Vitaly Sundakov

"CONSTELLATION HOUNDS OF DOGS

Edward Asadov.

Past the constellation Virgo,
Constellations Leo and Libra
Flying through the dark sky
Constellation of the Hounds of the Dogs.

It swirls, rustling in their wake,
Space blizzard.
Are they chasing a comet?
Or driven in the darkness of the enemy?

I saw their shadows tight
Through the haze of boyish dreams
And they were alive
Besides, the words are:
"Constellation of the Hounds of the Dogs"!

Childhood is gone
Disappeared without a trace
And the song in soul remained,
And it seems forever.

A pack of dogs is rushing
Millions of centuries ahead.
And I, as a child, wonder:
Where are they? Who is waiting for them?

What mystery drives them
In the midst of the cold and silence?
And suddenly they are there desperately
Looking in the darkness for the owner

Who are you separated from?
He is kind, cheerful, stellar,
But from a very distant time
Somewhere in the frosty haze

Captivated by monsters.
In the vastness of worlds and centuries,
Where there was neither sound nor sight,
He to the black giant planet

It is pressed with a magnetic ring.
There are strange measurements:
A hundred miles is just a small step,
A century is one moment

And the lake is liquid darkness...
Monsters swimming in the rivers
And then, drying on the rock,
star man

Kept in the cave mist.
Stole electrids -
In each paw there is a brain,
They inspire him to give

He's everything he's ever seen
And most importantly - the secret of the stars!
How they light up
Chasing cold from the planets?

What are they chilling with?
How to extinguish their light?
So, silently and ugly,
Chewing on the gelatinous darkness

Your will patiently
They inspire him.
And he doesn't answer.
And only stubborn: SOS!

With black, like darkness, planets
Helmet bright world stars!
The call to the universe rushes
And everything that even lives somewhere,

Says: - Leap year. -
Or: - The year of the active sun.
And only in the bottomless darkness,
Where there are neither nights nor days

fire dogs
Rush even faster!
All the brighter eyes sparkle,
Ridges tensed like a string,

And hot sparks drop
Flame tails.
The universe beats with clubs
Space dust in the chest

And subtly rings under the claws
Silver Milky Way...
But through the ages and spaces
They will house and find

Planet of the Black Realm
And monsters will be gnawed.
Paws - on the shoulders of the owner,
And the starry man will sigh.

Here she is, main secret,
The basis of the whole universe:
In love at any trial
And devotion forever!

Trouble is over! Victory!
Thunder, bells of stars.
Let the waves of heat and light
Rush to all ends!

And rush to the right and to the left,
Carrying a silvery din.
And the Virgin will scream joyfully,
Believe afraid of the news!

Grab your heart with your hand,
The cheek clings to the Taurus,
And star tears will roll
On the flushed face!

Fantasy? Let be! I know!
And yet since childhood
I believe in a stubborn flock
What rushes after another!

Everything mortal falls from the soul,
Stories strike the clock
The universe is ringing with silver
Dogs fly through the universe...

Fantastic colors are burning
And, no matter how wise the head,
You still believe the story.
The story is always right!

Eduard Asadov

You are happier than 90% of the people in the world
If we reduce the whole of humanity to a village of a hundred inhabitants, taking into account all proportional ratios, this is what the population of this village will look like:
57 Asians - 21 Europeans;
8 Africans - 14 residents of North and South America;
52 will be women; 48 men;
70 are not white; 30 white;
96 heterosexual; 4 unconventional sexual orientation;
6 people will own 59% of the world's wealth;
80 won't have enough living conditions;
70 will be illiterate; 50 will be malnourished;
1 will die; 2 will be born;
1 will have a computer; 1 will have a college degree.
If you look at the world from this point of view, it becomes clear that the need for solidarity, understanding, tolerance, education is very high. Think about it.
If you woke up healthy this morning, you are happier than 1 million people who will not live to see next week.
If you've never experienced war, loneliness imprisonment, the agony of torture, or hunger, you are happier than 500 million people in this world.
If you have food in your refrigerator, you are clothed, you have a roof over your head and a bed, you are richer than 75% of the people in this world.
If you have a bank account, money in your wallet and a little change in a piggy bank, you belong to the 8% of wealthy people in this world.
If you are reading this text, you are doubly blessed because:
1) You are not one of those 2 billion people who can't read, and...
2) you have a computer!

Honesty is the soul of conjugal consent.

D.Fonvizin

The golden rule of married life is patience and indulgence.

Samuel Smiles

Marriage is invented for mediocre people who are mediocre both in great love and in great friendship, - therefore, for the majority: but also for those quite rare people who are capable of both love and friendship.

Friedrich Nietzsche

People forget that marriage is an art and needs to be renewed every day.

Rabindranath Tagore

Marriage is a means of saving oneself from old age in love.

M. Prishvin

Marriage is not the result of cohabitation, but of consent.

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a person deprived of many joys for fear of finding them forever.

Gennady Malkin

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

L. Tolstoy

A bachelor is a man married to his dream.

Arkady Davidovich

Each kiss of the spouses is a confession of gratitude, each insult is a cry of disappointment.

Ishkhan Gevorgyan

Marriage is the first stage of human society.

Mark Tullius Cicero

If you break firewood somewhere, it’s better not to carry them to the family hearth.

Yana Dzhangirova

Take as your wife someone with whom you always have something to talk about. As you get older, his/her ability to communicate will be just as important as anything else.

Chinese tantra

Can the ability to build eyes be the foundation of family happiness?

S. Luzan

They marry so that the beloved person belongs to you completely: if before marriage you deal only with his merits, then after marriage - with his shortcomings.

Konstantin Melikhan

Who is the head of the family is not the main thing. The main thing is to keep the family alive.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Only husband and wife together form the reality of man; husband and wife together is the existence of the race, for their union is the source of the multitude, the source of other people.

Ludwig Feuerbach

A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. A true story is when the opposite is true.

Faina Ranevskaya

Usually they marry hopes, they marry promises. And since it is much easier to fulfill your promise than to justify other people's hopes, you often meet disappointed husbands than deceived wives.

Vasily Klyuchevsky

The family is not a cell of the state. The family is the state.

Sergey Dovlatov

There are only too many relatives, kindred spirits are always few.

Boris Krutier

Marriage is the only war during which you sleep with the enemy.

François de La Rochefoucauld

If you want your husband to adore you, start feeding him 3-5 minutes before he gets hungry.

Yuri Shanin

Acceptance of a person as he is, with his habits and views is the highest wisdom of family life.

Ilya Shevelev

The dependence of family life makes a person more moral.

A. S. Pushkin

Before getting married, I had six theories about parenting; Now I have six children and not a single theory.

John Wilmot

The main meaning and purpose of family life is the upbringing of children. Main school raising children - the relationship of husband and wife, father and mother.

V. Sukhomlinsky

In family life, the main thing is patience ... Love cannot last long.

A. Chekhov

Listen carefully to your husband's reasoning - not because they are so smart, but because you are so smart to listen to them. Most of men demand from their wives virtues that they themselves are not worth.

Lev Tolstoy

Which husband is better - poor or rich? If you marry a poor man, you will have nothing but your husband. And if you marry a rich man, you will have everything except your husband.

Konstantin Melikhan

A family is a group of people who are connected by ties of blood and quarrel over money issues.

Catherine Deneuve

How much patience does it take to love one woman all your life.

Valentin Domil

Beauty is needed at a wedding, and love is needed every day.

Persian proverb

Happiness is when you have a big, friendly, caring, loving family in another city.

George Burns

A good wife is a lifesaver.

Unsur Al-maali

A woman must choose: with a man whom other women love, she will never be calm; with a man whom other women do not like, she will never be happy.

Anatole France

You can get used to the mother-in-law, but not to her advice.

Tamara Kleiman

A man needs a woman more than a wife, and a woman needs a husband more than a man.

Konstantin Melikhan

If the wife scolds - this is normal, if she praises - think about what her fault is.

Normal family. In between quarrels and fights, the couple gave birth and raised three normal children.

Ishkhan Gevorgyan

Whoever marries by calculation is happy only during the day.

Konstantin Melikhan

A man to this day would be the head of the family, if a woman did not appear in it.

Mikhail Genin

A woman worries about the future until she gets married. A man does not worry about the future until he marries.

Coco Chanel

Marriage is what a man pays for sex, sex is what a woman pays for marriage.

Marriage opens a woman's eyes to herself.

Kuzma Chorny

Incompatibility is when a man wants love, and a woman wants happiness.

Konstantin Melikhan

An ideal family is an oasis of love and kindness in the Desert of worldly evil.

Ilya Shevelev

An ordinary person who is happily married is much happier than a genius living alone.

Dale Carnegie

A wife who does not lead her husband forward will surely push him back.

John Stuart Mill

Family dialogue is a woman's monologue.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Teach your children to be silent. They will learn to speak on their own.

Benjamin Franklin

Do not argue with your husband, and you will always be right.

Leonid S. Sukhorukov

The family is the crystal of society. Many people marry for love because they do not have the opportunity to marry for convenience.

Konstantin Melikhan

If a man marries just because it's time, then it's too late.

Boris Krutier

Everyone has the wife he needs.

Afonasij Fet

To a man who asked whether he should marry or not, Socrates replied: "Do what you want, you will repent anyway."

Socrates

A good woman, when she marries, promises happiness, a bad woman is waiting for him.

Vasily Klyuchevsky

Being a parent is hard, but being a parent is easy.

Konstantin Melikhan

Nothing brings a family together like TV.

Tamara Kleiman

They lived happily until they began to find out who made whom happy.

Alexander Ratner

Normal life begins when the wife's point of view becomes the husband's point of view.

Tamara Kleiman

Conjugal love, which goes through a thousand accidents, is the most beautiful miracle, although the most ordinary.

François Mauriac

Fathers and children are a problem of the past. Children without fathers are the problem of the present.

Konstantin Kushner

My family is my castle.

Silovan Ramishvili

It's easier to live with a genius than with an idiot.

Juliet Mazina

If by the age of forty a person's room is not filled with children's voices, then it is filled with nightmares.

Charles Sainte-Beuve

Is it really impossible to invent a means that would make women love their husbands?

Jean de La Bruyère

What is the difference between a faithful husband and an unfaithful one? - Huge! The faithful are tormented by pangs of conscience.

The ideal husband is always married to another woman.

Fey Dunaway

Growing up in a really healthy family is the real luck of luck.

Robin Skinner

Marrying is not difficult at all, it is difficult to be married.

Miguel de Unamuno

To marry means to halve your rights and double your responsibilities.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Be your husband's lawyer, not his investigator.

Magdalena the Pretender

The first time they marry for love, the second time - for convenience, and the third - out of habit.

Konstantin Melikhan

In all cases, except in extreme cases, contentious issues should be decided in the family, not in court. Hillary Clinton

If the family is not filled with children's cries, they are more than compensated by adults...

Leonid S. Sukhorukov

You can sleep under one blanket, but breathe the air of different planets.

Ilya Shevelev

A man who stubbornly refuses to marry turns into a constant public temptation.

Oscar Wilde

A good family is one in which husband and wife forget that they are lovers during the day, and that they are spouses at night.

Jean Rostand

Animals live either in families or in packs, and a freedom-loving person got into both.

You can't find happiness in marriage if you don't bring it with you.

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Theodor Hesberg

In family life, while maintaining your dignity, you must be able to yield to each other.

V. Sukhomlinsky

Behind frank confession in love sometimes life imprisonment threatens.

Yana Dzhangirova

It's bad if there's no one to take care of you. Even worse, if there is no one to take care of you.

Stanislav Jerzy Lec

If the bride and groom do not recognize each other in eight days, they will not achieve this even in eight years: time will only throw a veil over their eyes - a thick veil of love, so that they do not discover one another's shortcomings, or, rather, so that these shortcomings become appear to their enchanted eyes as virtues.

Miguel de Unamuno

If you have problems with your wife, you need to stop with your girlfriends.

Families where the husband is paid once a week quarrel more frequently than families where the husband is paid once a month.

Przekrui

If you want, get married. If you don't want to, don't get married. If you don't want it for a long time - go to bed.

Married life is every day a war and every night a truce ...

Konstantin Melikhan

That house is good, where the inhabitants are good.

Herbert

Get married no matter what. If you get a good wife, you will be an exception, and if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher.

Socrates

The hearth should not be a place of residence, but a place to which we always return.

Monterlan

A house is neither an apartment nor a building… it cannot be obtained by spending n-th amount of money to buy or repair, it cannot be obtained in addition to a stamp, it cannot even be acquired in a few years permanent residence... Home is a feeling ... a world where you feel good no matter what.

V.V. Khailov

The honeymoon ends when the dog brings the house shoes to the husband, and the wife begins to grumble.

Sari Gabor

Why, when you love a woman and everything is wonderful with you, she certainly wants to turn you and herself into caregivers of a whole bunch of snotty babies who scream from morning to night and get under your feet, preventing you from enjoying solitude?

Frederic Begbeder

Only the bad ones are thrown away, and the good ones leave on their own.

Konstantin Melikhan

Marriage is a free union of two people who have been fighting for their rights and independence all their lives.

V. Zhemchuzhnikov

Marriage is a long voyage in a cramped cabin.

Murdoch Iris

The difference between happy and not happy families is in two or three phrases that are not said daily.

Marriage is a union of two people to jointly overcome problems that they would not have had it not for this union.

A wife always has one more child than her husband.

Konstantin Melikhan

Parenting is the process of eliminating personal shortcomings in one's children.

A family tree is just a breeding table.

Sergey Skotnikov

Give your girlfriends the same perfume as your wives. Wives have an exceptional sense of smell.

Nadine de Rothschild

Women don't leave bad husbands. They leave the good ones.

Inna Goff

The modern wife is the husband's think tank. Modern Husband- an artificial satellite of his wife.

Mikhail Genin

The second marriage is a victory of hope over life experience.

Happy couple: he does what she wants and she does what she wants.

Peter Altenberg

Children's wisdom: if mom laughs at dad's witticisms, then there are guests in the house.

Marriage is when first the man speaks and the woman listens, then the woman speaks and the man listens, and finally the man and woman speak together and the neighbors listen.

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Look for the happiness of being, of course, positive in advice. And let your family please you, and let your children inspire you.

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A man must feed and protect his family. If this is not enough for a lady, let her turn to a goldfish.

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From time to time we forget that home and family are more responsible than any business.

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You are only mine, and I am yours - we have a beautiful family.

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The gifts of the Almighty are given to us, this is our spouse, family and children, we love them all our lives alone, beautiful, sweet and relatives.

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Neither entertaining work, neither good children nor a beloved spouse will replace you with a good rest from them.

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Controlling children, you need to learn and trust them.

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The family under no circumstances will betray you, under no circumstances will they humiliate you. Family is the only people who under no circumstances will laugh at your weaknesses. Family is the only place where you will always find love and respect.

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Children are beautiful because they don't care about your opinion.

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Our most basic wealth is not money and power ... but a strong joyful family ... with charming smiles ... beautiful kids.

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In order for peace and love to reign in the family, you must rise before everyone else in the morning ... well, you understand.

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In married life, it is necessary to be able to seem to be, oh, what a fool, so as not to remain, oh, what a fool.

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The lady gives birth to the first child for herself, the second - for a good dad ...

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Tolerating each other is now considered normal home life.

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At a time when children stop asking questions, parents begin to do so.

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A good married life makes you stronger.

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Real home happiness is when there are at least three of you.

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Married life is already good because there is always someone else to blame for domestic troubles ...

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My joy is children, my joy is my husband, the rest of the world shines, next to them fade already!

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A quarrel is a quarrel, but the husband needs to be fed according to the schedule.)))

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It's not about how much time you spend with your kids, it's about how much love and attention you give them while you're together.

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What is real marital love? It is hard work, patience and loyalty.

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In that family, they shut up each other's mouths, where, in fact, there is nothing to say.

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Mom can replace everyone, but no one can replace mom.

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Over time, you realize that there is nothing more precious than your parents and children. The brook of life is transformed into a river, separating them along different banks ...

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In order to look at yourself from the outside, take time for the behavior of the child. And then all the good and bad is immediately obvious!

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I got myself a cat ... Now this muzzle has more photos than me!

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All their parents in their lives have one, monotonous and incurable disease until the end of their days - this is their heartache for the health and happiness of their children, and it does not matter at what age their children are.

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In the family, everyone should stand buddy for buddy, otherwise trouble will knock at the door.

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You return from work in the evening, and children's laughter meets you, scattered toys ... your husband's socks are welcomed from various angles... Here it is, HAPPINESS, at a time when EVERYONE IS AT HOME!

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Married life is a complicated thing. And making marriage joyful is a whole art.

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An alliance made in heaven descends to earth, at this very moment the main thing is not to trample it into the mud.

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A family is not born, it is made.

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Do not rush to put an end to domestic relationships ... But if it is nevertheless put, do not forget that each point, when thirsty, is easily converted into a comma.

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Pamper the children, gentlemen! Nobody knows what the future holds for them.

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Do not overdo it, protecting children from life's troubles. Children must gain life experience so that later they can survive and succeed.

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The most useful present from the Almighty is a smiling child in the house.

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Don't take on too much. Thus, you make your relatives defenseless!

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To live means to constantly love, There can be no other way in life. Husband, Mother, father or children, we love everyone and cannot live without them.

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Married life is an attempt to have two selves under one blanket.

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They say it's easy to be a good mom when you're around good father… HA It's easy to be a good mom when you have an AWESOME grandma around.

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The lady, as the keeper of the hearth, has full right break firewood so that the hearth burns and the man is not bored)))

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Of all the diversity of life, we, pretty darting, still choose the simplest - FAMILY.

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The strength of the family, like the strength of the army, is in loyalty to each other.

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At a time when a child is born in the family ... the apartment is slowly transformed into a toy store!

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Children need to be brought up in an atmosphere of parental love, and not in hostile showdowns.

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Happy, fun live! Keep the family! Holy bonds! To adore each other and children!

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If sorrows are divided in half, euphoria is doubled.

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Alone is good ... but with a strong one ... created in love ... young and joyful family… better.

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If it breaks, then it’s not a family, but suddenly a family, then you still won’t break it.

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Children and parents - one field of berries, yes in different times grown.

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Family is a place in which, as in a child's game, saying: mind you, I'm in the house, it is possible to hide from the most terrible troubles and troubles. Where you are adored for who you are and not for something, but simply LOVE ...

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Apart from the rules, almost everyone has a spouse and children ...

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At first we lead the children by the hand, so that later they lead us by the nose.

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HAPPINESS is at a time when your children are EVERYTHING WELL ... And your HEART does not hurt for them.

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Parents, do not offend children! Do not use force on kids! Do not scold for pranks and tricks, because children are happiness, given to you by the Almighty!

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I madly adore my family, mom, dad, brothers, granny, aunt, uncle and sister, I by and large I don’t understand how such rubbish how I got such an excellent family)

Beautiful statuses about family and children

Pro statuses happy family- The greatest happiness in life is the confidence that your family loves you, loves you because we are who we are, or despite the fact that we are who we are.

There is no middle ground in family life - it is a source of either great happiness or great grief.

Do not give birth to children for the sake of family happiness - give birth to children in happy families.

Today in our family in the morning there is complete harmony: the baby took "Vrednolin", mom - "Stervozol", and dad - "Papazol". Everyone is happy:)

Family will never betray you, never humiliate you. Family is the only people who will never laugh at your weaknesses. Family is the only place where you will always find love and respect.

I love my family very much! It's so easy to be happy with them!

In happy families, spouses quarrel, sharing the gifts of the Magi, leaving each other a tidbit.

In family life, you need to be able to seem to be “oh, what a fool”, so as not to remain “oh, what a fool”

Family is friendship, stability, comfort. The family is a place where they believe and wait. Where anyone will be accepted, understood and forgiven, where a smile and a loving look rule. In the family, everything is always shared by everyone: problems, good luck and joyful laughter. So be strong happy family then sadness will bypass you!

So what is the secret of family happiness? - in the boundless patience of his wife ..

The union concluded in heaven descends to earth, and the main thing here is not to trample it into the mud.

Happiness is when you are understood, great happiness is when you are loved, real happiness is when you love.

Anything can happen in a family, and happiness happens.

The family is not a cell of the state. The family is the state.

I love my family madly, mom, dad, brothers, granny, aunt, uncle and sister, I don’t understand how such a wonderful family got such rubbish like me)

A happy marriage is when you look at the passing by handsome guy and you think: "The jacket is cool, I need to buy one for my husband!"

Family is important! Family is hard! But it is not possible to live happily alone! Always be together, take care of love, drive insults and quarrels away, I want friends to talk about you: WHAT IS YOUR FAMILY GOOD ...

HAPPINESS is when you fall asleep and wake up with a smile and there are reasons for this - your family!)))

True love is not one that can endure long years separation, but one that endures long years of intimacy.

Love does not oblige to live together and create a family. Just like cohabitation can not always revive love. But to live in love is an endless happiness!

Family happiness rests on three elephants: 1. Never tell your husband what your mother told you. 2. Never tell your mother what your husband told you. 3. Never, To anyone, Say nothing about what is happening in your home.

All marriages, without exception, are concluded by calculation ... After all, everyone expects to find happiness in him ...

Family is not the place where everything is perfect, but the place where they forgive each other!