Record holders in Guinness style. funny show
Preliminary preparation
1. Production of a colorfully designed camp record book, medals for awarding record holders.
2. Decoration of the hall: posters “Smiles prolong life, but we don’t need to grieve”, “We life is better everyone, because laughter is with us," etc. d.
All competitions are judged by a jury.
Leading. Good afternoon, Dear friends. Today's show, you guessed it, is dedicated to the Guinness Book of Records. Do you know what this book is about? That's right, about records, about the most outstanding achievements, sometimes unusual, sometimes funny and even ridiculous. Don't believe? But listen.
The presenter reads out information about some records from the Guinness Book of Records.
How do you like these records? True, I'm not sure that they are listed in the Guinness Book of Records. Or maybe I read it inattentively and just didn’t notice, or maybe I read it, but forgot ...
Day by day the cat is getting smarter -
He gnaws at the granite of sciences.
And over the last five years
He didn't try cutlets.
And his record is:
A cat walks without teeth.
Grandfather and Baba settled
On a green baobab.
They were charging there.
Bathed in a solar bath.
And they have one record:
And there are no wrinkles.
Schoolboy Petya Ushibeykin
A whole day on the jalopy.
Pits, bumps - not a barrier.
Oncoming pole - what a surprise!
And his record is:
Forty shishaks a day.
Record holder Vanya Lezhachkin
Eats and naps on the couch.
Day and night, night and day
He is not too lazy to eat and sleep.
And he set a record -
He became fat as an elephant.
Balabolkina Irinka
Chatters without hesitation
Two hundred words in a second
And her record is this:
The tongue has grown over the year -
Gets both eyes and nose.
And today we will write in the book of records of our camp (shows the book) the first outstanding records that you yourself will set. There will be 25 of them in total. One person from the squad is invited to achieve each record. But first, let me introduce you to the most honest jury in the world.
Jury presentation.
Record holders and competitions
2. Pea collector: who will collect in a mug in 30 seconds more peas scattered on the table. It is allowed to take one pea at a time.
3. Long plasticine sausage roller: who rolls the longest sausage from a piece of plasticine in 30 seconds.
4. Long-screamer: who can shout the sound “A” for longer in one breath.
5. Toy Finder: Blindfolded who can pick up the most toys from the floor in 30 seconds.
6. Pencil finger holder: who can hold a pencil on one finger longer.
7. Bubble Gum Blower: Who will blow the biggest bubble gum bubble.
8. Patter repeater: who repeats the tongue twister three times without hesitation. Each participant has his own tongue twister.
Patter options
Babkin bean blossomed in the rain.
There will be a bean in borscht for the grandmother.
Rooks roar on galchats,
The jackdaws look at the rooks.
Grandfather Dodon hummed in the tune,
Grandfather hit Dimka with a pipe.
Donkey drove firewood to the village,
Donkey dumped firewood into the grass.
They gave Varenka boots,
Valenka - mittens.
Cat Potap clapped on the paw,
And from Potap the cat drowned.
Barbara made jam
She grumbled and talked.
Thickets more often in our forest,
In our forest, thickets are thicker.
Leading. I announce a happy change. Let's remember our little brothers. They also hold many records. Imagine how they could boast of their achievements or unique qualities. Answer me in chorus.
The duck said to the duck:
I was silent for two minutes!
- Well, in vain, well, in vain!
Children. Quack-quack-quack! Quack-quack-quack!
Leading. Murka Murka said:
- Our skins are silky.
There are no better skins in nature!
Children. Mur-mur-mur! Mur-mur-mur!
Leading. The frogs croaked loudly:
- We are jumping athletes!
Let's jump higher than the grass!
Children. Qua-qua-qua! Qua-qua-qua!
Leading. Piggy said to pig:
- Oh, how fat we are,
You look! - I look!
Children. Oink oink oink! Oink oink oink!
Leading. The dog said to the dog:
- I got a prize for the cross,
I ran cross-country headlong!
Children. Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!
Leading. The goby said to the cow:
- Who is my equal in strength?
I'll lift a hundred kilos!
Children. Moo-moo-moo! Moo-moo-moo!
Leading. Two ravens spoke:
We built mansions
And the barn is ready in an hour!
Children. Kar-kar-kar! Kar-kar-kar!
Leading. We continue to identify record holders.
9. Button threader: who can string the most buttons on a thread in 30 seconds.
10. Surprise getter: who will quickly get a Kinder Surprise toy wrapped in ten newspapers.
11. One-leg jumper: who jumps the longest on one leg over the rope.
12. Candy Grab: Who will take the most candies in a handful at a time.
13. Spoon glass drinker: who will drink a glass of soda faster with a large spoon.
14. Palmer: whoever jumps will leave a palm print higher than the others. (A large black sheet is attached to the wall at a level of two meters from the floor. Before the jump, the participant rubs his hand with chalk.)
16. Eyeball drawer: who in one minute draws a six-nosed eyeball on a piece of paper with a felt-tip pen. Whose drawing is funnier and more original?
17. Straw eater: who will quickly eat a stick from a tall bottle - an edible “straw” without the help of hands (put a “straw” in the bottle so that only its tip sticks out.)
18. Ball picker: who will quickly pick up a table tennis ball with a teaspoon without resorting to the help of the other hand.
Leading. And again we have a fun change. What do you know about Japan? (Listens to answers.) The Japanese can be proud of their achievements in engineering, electronics, culture, and more. And tourists, coming to Japan, certainly buy gifts for their loved ones. My friend also visited Japan. So, the game "My friend came from Japan." I will repeat this phrase several times, and every time you have to ask me in chorus: “What did he bring you?”
For the first time, the presenter replies that his friend brought him a fan, and invites everyone to depict the movement of fanning right hand. Then he says his phrase again, and when the children ask him, he replies that a friend brought him a cell phone, and invites everyone to say the phrase: “Ding-ding, hello!”, while continuing to “plow with a fan”. Then he again says the phrase: “My friend came from Japan,” and when the children ask him, he replies that a friend brought a rocking chair. Children with their right hand continue fan-shaped movements, and the rocking chair is depicted by rocking the body back and forth, while saying: “Ding-ding, hello!” Moreover, the presenter himself shows the movements first and invites the children to continue the movements. He again says that his friend came from Japan. The fourth gift is a sewing foot machine. Now to rocking and plowing and saying "Ding-ding, hello!" alternate foot tapping is added. The fifth gift is a tape recorder that sounds like “la-la-la”. And now the whole hall is swaying, tapping its feet, waving its arms and saying: “Ding-ding, hello, la-la-la!”. The facilitator remarks: “Strange. And I thought that they go crazy one by one!
Then the record breaking continues.
Contests and titles of champions
19. Shoemaker: all participants take off their shoes, take a hoop and rotate it around their waist. Who gets dressed faster?
20. Coverer: pierce the Skeleton jars at the base, thread the elastic and put them on the participants' heads (the bottom of the jar should touch the forehead). Transparent lids are laid out side up in a row on the table in front of the participants, who bend over and try to put the lids on their jars. Who is faster?
21. Heel scratcher: whoever is longer, standing on his left foot, combs his heel with his left hand right foot bent at the knee.
22. Newspaper squeezer: who will quickly squeeze the newspaper in his fist so that it is not visible.
23. Staple chain assembler: who will assemble the longest chain from paper clips in 30 seconds.
24. Sex pusher: who can do push-ups in one minute more times.
25. Braider: who can weave the longest braid in 30 seconds with twine.
Leading.
Again the game comes to us -
We divide the hall in half:
On the left, "yes" is shouting back,
On the right, the answer is "no".
live without candy guys
Very bad, boring?.. Yes!
There is a bike
What flies into space?.. No!
Maybe an athlete
To jump to the moon? .. No!
Everyone stands at a red light -
Both cars and people?.. Yes!
Maybe a black cat
Can't see at night?.. Yes!
seagoing ships
Can they swim on land? .. No!
Lunch can be delicious
From raw potatoes?.. No!
Maybe a water gun
Shoot a giraffe?.. No!
Can fashionista vest
Wear for a holiday? .. Yes!
Gotta buy a ticket
For travel by tram?.. Yes!
From a dry pond
Will the fish be caught?.. No!
Do all trains run?
Only on rails only?.. Yes!
Maybe a very old grandfather
Back to school?.. No!
All answers are good
You screamed from the heart.
Let's say goodbye
Let's shout: "Goodbye!"
Scenario of the competitive entertainment program "Clip-Gag"
Goals and objectives:
To develop the artistic, aesthetic, musical, theatrical abilities of children;
Introduce the kids to musical literature(Russian and foreign stage);
To develop the children's observation, quick wits, resourcefulness;
Teach children to work in a team, obey certain rules, develop a sense of collectivism and camaraderie.
Time spending: 1 hour 30 minutes. Venue: Concert Hall.
Props: tokens for the lottery, notes with the names of pop stars, lyrics for children's songs, lottery drum, prizes.
To conduct competitions, teams must prepare clips of Russian or foreign pop stars.
Characters:
Sasha DJKIN
Masha Tusovkina
Any cheerful music sounds. Leading Sasha and Masha come on stage.
Sasha. Hello boys and girls! Masha. Hi all! Great! So many familiar faces in the hall!
Sasha. And look how they smile! Probably, they guess that we want to tell them something important.
Masha. Well, dear friends, we are pleased to tell you sensational news that only two people know about: I am Masha Tusovkina!
Sasha. And I'm Sasha Deejakin! So, attention! Today, here, now, in this wonderful hall, a club of amateurs is opening contemporary music called "Clip-Gag"! Your thunderous applause!
Masha. But this is only the beginning, because the stars of foreign and Russian stage, such as...
Lead enumerates music bands, which the squads put clips on.
Sasha. And in a few minutes we will certainly see their performances! But that's not all, because I invite everyone in the hall to become members of our music club"Clip-Gag"! Your applause!
Masha. To do this, you need quite a bit of desire, namely, to take part in competitions. By the way, everyone who enters this stage will receive such a token with a number. (Shows a token resembling a CD with a number written on it with a marker.) It will give you the right to participate in a grand lottery where Grand Prize our evening.
Sasha. So, the club of music lovers opens its doors, and the first to enter them with their video is the youngest detachment of our camp...
Speech of the 9th detachment.
Masha. And we start to choose members of the club " Clip-Gag”, and to begin with, I propose to go on stage to three girls and three boys.
Stars
Masha. I hope that this task will not seem too difficult for you. All of you have leaflets on which the names of Russian pop stars are written. Everyone in turn will go on stage and sing to the soundtrack in the image of the star that you got. So let's meet!
The presenter reads out the names of the performers popular songs, the DJ includes one-minute excerpts of the soundtracks of these stars, the participants depict them.
1. Zhanna Friske "La-la-la"
2. Bianca "About Summer"
3. Kristina Orbakaite "Without you"
4. Oleg Gazmanov "Sailor"
5. Verka Serduchka "Hop-hop-hop"
6. Alla Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin "This is love"
7. Andrey Gubin “Winter. Cold"
Sasha. And now I want the hall to just explode with applause, because the eighth squad comes on stage with a clip ...
Speech of the 8th detachment.
moonwalk
Masha. And we continue to choose members of the club and five people who are familiar with the work of the American pop star Michael Jackson are invited to the stage.
Participants take the stage.
And the task is very simple. Now our DJ will turn on the famous song of Michael, and you need to portray his famous moonwalk.
The contestants portray.
Sasha. And now meet - a clip from the seventh detachment!
Speech of the 7th detachment.
Showman
Masha. In order to take part in the next competition, ask yourself the question: can you act as a showman? If you can, then go on stage. For this game, I need five participants.
Participants take the stage.
Your task: the sixth detachment is preparing to enter the stage with the clip of the group "Accident", and each of you, like a real showman, must announce their release.
The contestants announce each in their own way the exit of the group.
And now let's ask the winner of this competition to announce the clip of the sixth squad again.
Speech of the 6th detachment.
Who is first
Sasha. And we continue to select members of our music club, and for the next competition I need five boys and five girls who love to dance.
The dancers take the stage.
So, when the music starts, you should dance, and as soon as it stops, you should quickly sit down. Whoever sits down last is out of the game. And so on until the most attentive participant remains.
A competition is being held.
Masha. Now let's yell and clap like you've never yelled and clapped before, because the Fifth Squad is coming on stage.
Speech of the 5th detachment.
Mus auction
Masha. And the next game is for everyone who loves and knows songs that have numbers. And I announce the start of a music auction, in which anyone present in auditorium. Your task: to name or sing a song from the place that mentions numbers, well, for example: “Twice two - four ...” Whoever completes my task last will win this competition.
A competition is being held.
Sasha. And now meet the fourth squad with a clip...
Speech of the 4th detachment.
Songs inside out
Sasha. We continue, we continue to choose the most musical guys of our camp, and for the next competition, I invite three participants to the stage.
The contestants take the stage.
Here is a task for you: I will read excerpts from the songs, but inside out. For example: “Yes, the robbers go to bed late!” Rewrite these words the other way around, and you get a phrase from one of your favorite songs: “Oh, early, the guards are up!” Well, if the task is clear, then I begin to read inside out excerpts from children's songs, and whoever gives the correct answer first will win. Go!
1. Clouds, black-tailed crocodiles. (Clouds, white-winged horses.)
2. He runs on the moon. (I'm lying in the sun.)
3. Masha, Masha, let's stand, plant a cucumber. (Antoshka, Antoshka, let's go dig potatoes.)
4. One is sad to run in the room. (It's fun to walk across the open spaces together.)
5. Yo-oh, yo-oh, today we will give everything to the poor! (Oh, la-la, oh, la-la, tomorrow we will rob the king!)
6. Black planes are flying over the ground. (White ships float across the sky.)
7. No need for drivers to crawl beautifully in the snow. (Let pedestrians run clumsily through puddles.)
8. On the leg of someone else's log. No no no. (In my sawdust head, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
9. Six black chipmunks, yes, six black chipmunks. (Three white horses, oh, three white horses.)
Masha. The moment has come that we all have been waiting for, especially the fans of the third squad, we meet the video ...
Speech of the 3rd detachment.
Sasha. And we continue to choose members of our club "Klip-Klyap", and for the next competition I invite three participants who can perform rap to the stage.
The contestants go on stage, Masha gives them the lyrics.
So, dear participants, you have to perform famous children's songs: "A Christmas tree was born in the forest", "Little Red Riding Hood's song", "Tired toys are sleeping", and sing them as if real rappers did it.
The DJ turns on one of Eminem's backing tracks.
The guys take turns rapping.
Masha. It's time to meet with thunderous applause clip of the second detachment
Squad 2 performance.
Guess the melody
Masha. For the next competition, I invite five applicants.
Participants take the stage.
Now the DJ will turn on the greatest hits, and whoever names the artist first will win. Started!
DJ includes 15 excerpts from any famous songs guys guess.
Sasha. The climax of our program has come, because the first squad comes on stage with a clip ...
Performance of the 1st squad.
Masha. It's time to take stock and find out the best clips. But before the jury celebrates the distinguished musical groups that performed on our stage today, I propose to choose the lucky one of the Klip-Klyap club and hold a lottery.
The hosts collect all the tokens from the guys and put them in the lottery drum, Sasha holds a lottery and chooses the winner, who is given a CD with popular music. The jury comes out, the teams are rewarded for the best clips.
The script of the competitive entertainment program "Guinness Show"
Goals and objectives:
Introduce children to each other in an interesting entertaining way;
To acquaint children with the capabilities and abilities of people according to the Guinness Book of Records;
To teach to be aware of their individual capabilities, to affirm the desire for self-improvement.
Time: 1 hour 30 minutes. Venue: Square in front of the dining room. Props: hoops, basketballs, jump rope, roll toilet paper, soccer balls, ruler.
Venue for the Guinness Show event
These contests do not require special training in squads. They are held as the first gathering of detachments on the camp square. To hold competitions, it is necessary to draw a rectangle with the numbers of units from the youngest to the oldest with chalk on the gathering site. The guys from the first day should get used to the organized construction of the camp on the square and know where their squad is located during the event.
Two hosts take the stage to any groovy music.
1st leader. Good afternoon
2nd leader. Hello, hello, hello!
The guys answer.
1st leader. Something you guys are not saying hello together, let's say hello to you even more friendly, louder! Can you?
2nd leader. If you can, then we can safely go on an exciting journey through the Guinness Book of Records.
1st and 2nd hosts (together). Hello guys!
The guys greet each other.
1st leader. Well done! With such active boys and girls, you can safely start our Guinness Show program!
2nd presenter. And on this occasion, your thunderous applause!
1st leader. But first, I want you and me to find out how the Guinness Book of Records appeared.
2nd leader. A bit of history. It all started on November 10, 1951, when an Englishman, Sir Hugh Beaver, managing director of Guinness, was hunting with friends in a place called North Mud in the southeast of Ireland. A dispute broke out between the hunters, who is the most fast bird Europe - golden plover or black grouse.
1st leader. And then Sir Hugh thought that such questions were being discussed in all the counties of England and Ireland. Since 1955, thanks to Hugh Beaver, the Guinness Book of Records has been published annually in all major languages of the world. This book records the achievements of mankind, as well as the records of the world around us.
2nd leader. Today we will recognize the most outstanding boys and girls of our camp. We will definitely enter their names in the Guinness Book of Records. health camp"Star". Your applause!
The 2nd host takes out a clean scroll and sits down at the table, where a pen and prizes for the winners are prepared, the 1st host holds contests.
1st leader. Let's start. Attention, each squad is given a minute to choose one representative who can spin the hoop at the waist longer than others.
Meeting in teams.
By the way, let's look at the Guinness Book of Records. The longest hoop in the world was spun by the American Roxanne Rose. Her record performance lasted 90 hours! I invite those who want to beat her record to take the stage. We meet!
Girls enter the stage from the squads, the 2nd presenter distributes hoops to them.
So, your task is to spin the hoops until all your opponents are out of the game. Started!
Cheerful music sounds, the girls begin to twist the hoops.
In the meantime, our girls are winding up kilometers, I invite to the stage those who have the shortest surname in the squad.
The teams confer.
Yes, guys, do you want to know what the shortest last name in the world sounds like? The shortest surname in the world consists of one
the letter "O" and it prevails in Korea. Well, the discussion is over, everyone who has Korean surnames, take the stage.
The guys go on stage, the 1st presenter lines them up in one line facing the viewer. In the background, girls are spinning hoops.
All that is required of you, dear friends, is to clearly and clearly say your last name into the microphone.
The winner is determined.
So, the shortest surname in our camp is that of a boy (girl) from the detachment. Let us support him (her) with thunderous applause! Come to the table your name for eighteen days they will be entered in the Guinness Book of Records of the Zvezdny health camp. Don't forget to claim your sweet prize. And we continue. Now each squad will choose a person with the most long surname, that is, one where more than 10 or maybe 12 letters. Started!
Discussion in teams.
Yes, by the way, the longest surname in the world is Scottish, and it consists of 29 letters. I hope that you will not ask me to voice it, otherwise this, guys, will drag on for a long time. All your time is up.
The guys enter the stage, line up in one line, the 1st presenter chooses the person with the longest surname. The girls keep spinning the hoops.
Our Guinness Show continues! And now it would be logical to invite boys and girls to the stage, who have the shortest name in the squad.
Team meeting.
We are conferring, and on my own behalf I will add that for several generations of newborns in the Lincoln family from England they have been given a name consisting of one letter - A. What is the shortest name in our camp, we will now find out.
The guys go on stage, the 1st presenter chooses the person with the shortest name, rewards. The girls keep spinning the hoops.
Let's now see which of the guys in the camp has the most long name, I wonder who it belongs to - a boy or a girl.
Team meeting.
And the longest name in the world belongs to a girl from Texas USA. And it sounds like this: Rashandiatelyaineshiannevesheni Koyaanfskuatsiuti Williams. It remains to find out the owner of the longest name in our camp.
The guys go on stage, the winner is selected and awarded. The girls are spinning hoops.
And now I ask in my squads to choose a boy or a girl with the most rare name. And that's the end of the names.
Team meeting.
Friends, here is such a curious question for you: how long do you think you can grow a mustache? Here at Birgem Pellasu from Sweden they are 2 m 77 cm. And I invite to the stage those who, in the opinion of the detachment, have the rarest name.
Applicants go on stage, the 1st presenter conducts a survey.
Let's all decide together which name you like the most. Your applause for participant number 1 ... (List the participants.) The one who received the loudest applause wins this competition!
Participant awards. The girls keep spinning the hoops.
It's time to choose your own tall man in the squad. Gulliver, so to speak.
Team meeting.
And I will read you the following interesting information. It turns out that the tallest man in the world was the American Robert Wadlow. In June 1940, his height was 2 m 72 cm. And I invite the distant relatives of this American to the stage.
The guys go on stage, the winner is determined, the awarding in the Gulliver nomination is underway. Girls are still spinning hoops.
We know the tallest man in the camp. So the question is, who is the smallest? Where are the boys with fingers and thumbs?
Team meeting.
Yes, I must say that the smallest person in the world was Paulli Musteres, who was born in the Netherlands. At the age of 19, her height was 55 cm.
The guys go on stage, the winner is determined and awarded. The girls are spinning hoops.
Well, now let's choose a boy in our squads who loves and knows how to play basketball well - your "Basketball".
Team meeting.
Maybe someone will be interested in information of this kind: the longest dribbling of a basketball was performed in May 1999 by American Jamie Borgess, who dribbled the ball for a distance of 156 km without running.
Participants of the next competition enter the stage.
So what do you need to do. On my command, you need to spin the ball once and keep it on index finger as long as possible. Let's split into two teams so as not to crowd.
The first team plays, then the second, then the final is held between the two leaders, the award is held in the Basketboy nomination. In the background, only one girl is already spinning the hoop.
Here she is the winner. Loud, stormy applause for the girl who spins the hoop the longest in our camp!
The winner in the nomination "Miss Wasp Waist" is awarded.
And our Guinness show continues. And let's find out in which squad there is a daredevil who can ride the longest with a rope.
Team meeting.
The longest marathon in jumping rope is 13 hours and 30 minutes. The record was set by the Dutchman Edwin Lagervizh. And most big number jumps in 1 minute is 334. This record belongs to the Englishman Albert Reiner.
Participants of the competition enter the stage, the 2nd presenter distributes a rope to each, and on command, the competitors begin to jump.
And we will not waste time and find out which of the boys will be able to fill a soccer ball the longest.
Team discussion.
By the way, Michael Polmqvist from Sweden filled the ball for 14 hours and 14 minutes without letting it fall.
Participants of the competition enter the stage, line up. The first team is given soccer balls, on command they begin to fill, after which the second team plays. The final is held between the two leaders, the winner is awarded in the nomination "Mr. The girls keep jumping rope.
More information for football fans. The biggest football player was England goalkeeper Willy Fulk, who, with a height of 1 m 90 cm, weighed 165 kg. Once, because of him, the match had to be interrupted, as he broke the crossbar ...
It's time for the girls to show off their beauty. We choose the longest-haired ones in our squad.
Team discussion.
And the most long hair in the world belonged to Swami Pandarasannadi, the head of the monastery in India, and they were almost 8 meters.
Long-haired girls rise on the stage, the 2nd presenter measures the length of their hair, chooses the winner, awards her in the nomination "Barbarian beauty - long braid".
Now choose the most tanned boy in your squads. I invite to the stage those who like to spend their time in the sun.
The most tanned guys leave the squads, the 1st host chooses the winner, awards him in the Chocolate Bunny nomination.
So we waited for the moment when we find out the name of the girl who can jump rope the longest in our camp.
Awarded to the winner of the competition in the nomination "Energizer Girl".
And now I invite to the stage those who have the most dexterous fingers, who can quickly tie and untie knots. We are conferring.
Team meeting.
Food for thought: how many hoops do you think can be rotated simultaneously on the body? So, 82 hoops, this was achieved by Lauren Lomeli from the USA.
The participants of the next competition rise on the stage, the 2nd presenter distributes to each a piece of toilet paper.
So, my friends, all you need is to tie as many knots as possible on this piece of paper in 1 minute without tearing it. Let's support our participants with applause. Started!
Knots are counted, the winner is awarded in the "Sea Wolf" nomination.
Our Guinness Show continues. And each squad must choose a girl with the longest nails.
Team meeting.
Surprisingly, the longest nails in the world belong to a man. They were grown by Sridhar Chilaly from India. The nails of his left hand had a total length of 6 m 15 cm, that is, on average, each nail accounts for 1 m 25 cm.
The girls selected in the squads rise on the stage, the 2nd leader measures the length of their nails with a ruler and chooses the winner, she is awarded in the “Frau claw” nomination.
On this stage, we invite those who can whistle the loudest in the squad.
Team meeting.
And by tradition, we find out what they write about the whistle in the Guinness Book of Records. The loudest whistle was made by American Roy Lomas in 1983. A whistle of 123 decibels was heard at a distance of 2.5 km. And the record for the longest whistle belonged to Canadian David Frank, he whistled for 30 hours and 10 minutes in a row.
Participants of the competition rise to the stage, line up and take turns whistling. The winner is determined, he is awarded in the nomination "The Nightingale the Robber".
The next competition is for the most cheerful, smiling, laughing boys and girls.
The contestants take the stage.
You need to portray the most infectious laughter. In general, all you need is to laugh into the microphone to cheer up all the squads.
The contestants take turns laughing, the winner is chosen, he is awarded in the Smesharik nomination.
The Guinness Show is gradually coming to an end, it only remains to choose those in your squad who will sparkle and shine for you the whole shift. We choose the most red-haired and freckled guys and girls.
The guys go on stage, they are awarded in the nomination "Sunshine".
Well, friends, your stormy unceasing applause to all those whose names are included in the "Guinness Book of Records" of our camp for the whole 18 days! And I ask the owners of the longest and most short surname, and the longest and the most short name, and a man with a rare name, our "Gulliver", "Thumbelina" and "Thumb Boy", Miss "Wasp Waist", Mr. "Nabivala", "Barbarian Beauty - a Long Braid", "Chocolate Bunny", "Frau Claw" , "Energizer Girl", "Sea Wolf", and our "Sun". Louder, louder clap, "Star"!
Scenario of the competitive program by March 8"Miss Impromptu Show" was written by real professionals, such a program can be held in any, even clean women's team. No special preparation is required: you just need one good host and a desire to have fun. This is a wonderful example - programs about women and for women: with contests, table entertainment and compliments. (Thanks to the author of the idea from the site prazdnichno.ru)
Forewordie to the competition program "Miss impromptu show"
Leading: When talking about one of the women the whole world, then, most likely, this is a showbiz star. If the lady is known without exaggeration to the whole country, then we conclude that she is the wife of the president. If a woman is popular in wide circles one city, then, most likely, she owns a beauty salon. But when a woman reigns supreme in the soul and mind of one man, it means that she is his beloved, the one and only!
Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Glad to see you at this gala evening. Moreover, it will be dedicated to Her Majesty the Woman! I think that the men gathered here today will not at all be against such a wonderful object for discussion. IN old days the sages said that “there is always something new to say about women, as long as at least one of them remains on the globe". I'm sure this is true truth, otherwise there would not be so many poems and songs on earth dedicated to beautiful lady! (we turn on the soundtrack, under which the presenter recites).
Musical congratulations on March 8 "The most-most ..."
Lovely, nice, kind, cute,
And practical, besides very.
Your whims, smiles, your greatness
They drive us insanely crazy.
We can't do without you
It's not a trifle
I say it to you
Frankly!
We are nothing without you
Everyone knows that
Can't live without women
Undoubtedly!
Smart, strict, domineering, very different,
But you are all beautiful as one.
You just learned to subordinate us,
So you reign over us always!
Thanks for the applause! They are for you ladies! After all, you are simply magical! As one witty and observant Italian said: a woman can make a salad, a tragedy and ... a hat out of nothing! A very subtle observation, isn't it?! Based on that, I suggest playing around a bit!
Game moment "Hat from nothing"
Leading: That's right, a hat in a woman's life is a separate chapter. Karl Lagerfeld used to say: add a little hat to a woman, a little bit of feathers, and any of them will turn into a beautiful and mysterious stranger! Apparently, the fashion designer of the "House of Coco Chanel" is right, especially if you recall the anecdote about two friends who met by chance. “Oh, what a hat you have,” one says to the other. "It must have cost you dearly?" “No, quite at a reasonable price: one scandal, two broken cups and a week of silence!” - answered her friend. So, ladies, let me offer you a "hat auction." Its conditions are as follows: it is necessary to recall the literary, musical works and movies with titles that mention cherished word"hat".
(the leader needs to follow the most active participants, which then he will invite to participate in the competition. There should be three or four of them. The answer options are as follows: "Straw hat", "Living hat", "Little Red Riding Hood", "Sombrero", "Wizard's hat", etc.).
Competition "Reliable roof"
Leading: Let's speculate: what is actually a hat? Why is she needed? The first thing that comes to mind is the thought of protective function hats. Right? A hat is like a roof. This means that the hat should not only be beautiful and elegant, but also reliable. Go ahead. A hat is almost a roof, a roof is a good protection, and who can become a real woman the best protection? Certainly, a real man! Please do not confuse: we are not interested in those men who are "hats", but those who are "roofs"! Reliable, strong and not leaking! Therefore, ladies, choose one such male defender from the audience!
(men go up on stage and are given funny paper clown hats; sewing needles are attached to the tip of the hats - we immediately warn the players about this!).
Leading: We will decorate our "roofs" a little, because they should also be beautiful! No matter how you symbolize a roof-hat. Now each of you quite fits the definition of "elegant"! Spin around you please! Good! However, we are forced to check your reliability, because, unfortunately, even a very beautiful roof-hat can leak or have some other flaws! Ladies! Get one balloon! When I wave my hand, you will toss the balloons up, and the men you have chosen should pierce the balloon with a needle embedded in the cap. This is necessary so that the ball, God forbid, does not fall on the wonderful head of your lady! (the host addresses the men) You need to pierce the ball without the help of hands and feet, only by touching it with the tip of the cap! Whoever copes with the threat first - he won! In this case, you can butt the ball, press it with your head to the floor or walls, in general, use your head to full program! Do not be shy! And you, ladies, are not at all forbidden to toss the ball several times, but no more than three times!
Game episode "Salad"
Leading: Well, our ladies really made a hat out of “nothing” easily, especially since real men helped them, who can serve not only as a hat, but also as a whole roof! And now it would be interesting to see, and, perhaps, try a salad made also from “nothing”! No, no, we will not chop men. Especially since modern women prefer low-calorie foods, which can not be said about Russian fellows! However, the author of the statement familiar to us, most likely, had in mind the lack of suitable products. But this, I promise you, does not threaten us. But first, a little warm-up for you ladies!
Game decoy "In the garden, in the garden"
The host invites women to remember songs in which, one way or another, the names of berries and fruits are mentioned. It is imperative to keep an eye on the most active participants, three of which will become the next players. Possible options answers: “The aroma of love beckons with a paradise apple”, “ Apples and pears bloomed ..”, “Raspberry beckoned us to itself ...”, “Apples in the snow ...”, “Horses in apples, white horses ...”, “Oh, an apple, yes on a plate. .." etc.
Leading: excellent results, girls! Introduce youreself! ( Members of this musical call their names). And we will get acquainted with the recipes for your fruit and berry salads later!
Competition "Chop cabbage"
Leading: As the dictionaries say, "salad" is, first of all, a mixture of different components. So we "mix" various cabbages. Why not a vitamin salad? But don't think that we are talking about broccoli and ordinary white cabbage. Now we will chop a cabbage of a different kind. Can you tell me what kind of cabbage people chop with special pleasure? (The word “money” is necessarily shouted from the audience). Certainly! Everyone will like this cabbage. However, it is very difficult to process. And now I will offer our heroines to pull one piece of paper out of my cabbage bag without looking. The catch is that, along with real banknotes of various denominations, ordinary pieces of paper will lie in a bag of cabbage. Each participant will have three opportunities to visit the coveted bag. How more money By total amount the participant scores, the more likely her winnings! Be careful: simple pieces of paper have the same size and texture as real money!
If, after three attempts, everyone has the same amount, then you can allow the ladies to “cut cabbages” one more time. The winner is given a cosmetic set, and all other participants - a tube of a good hand cream. Then everyone returns to their seats.
Game episode "Tragedy"
Leading: It's just wonderful that so far everything is working out exactly as the witty Italian noticed! It remains only to “prepare” the tragedy and, as usual, from absolute “nothing”! Moreover, let's try to play. I'm just sure that Russian women - the most talented women on earth - do not cost anything! So, listen to the third competitive task.
Game decoy "Tragic plot"
Leading: My enchantresses, do you know that every real tragedy, to achieve its full effect, must be distinguished by three unities? It is the unity of time, place and action. That is, everything should happen quickly, preferably in a confined space (in the bedroom or in the kitchen) and face to face with your lover who has been at fault. However, let me tell you! You know all this yourself! Only one question remains unanswered: on what occasion to throw a scandal, that is, to arrange a tragedy ?! I invite the whole room to answer the question posed. Authors the best options rise to the stage and continue the competitive program.
Of course, they may sound different reasons: coming home drunk, going fishing instead of a planned trip to the theater, but you should choose three ladies who answered more original, for example, while on a business trip, did not send daily wishes good morning and good night.
Competition "Find a handkerchief"
Leading: Let there be a "tragedy" ahead of us, nevertheless I will ask you, ladies, to name your names! Remember Shakespeare said. That the world is a theater, and the people in it are actors. He also wrote the world famous sad story about the love of the Moor Othello for the beautiful Desdemona. Yes, it all ended sadly! But I will not be afraid to offer you, ladies, to choose Othello for yourself from the hall, however, do not be alarmed, we will not allow murder! Who remembers why all the fuss flared up in this tragedy? Exactly! Because of a simple handkerchief! Isn't it a very insignificant thing, especially considering the consequences. But we will change the roles a little, and in our tragedy, women will strangle men ... a joke! We will not strangle anyone this time! Also a joke! It's just that our "Othellas" will receive handkerchiefs from us. You, dear men, need to carefully hide them in your clothes. At this time, women will turn their backs in my direction, and finally, they will notice what an attractive person is entertaining them all evening!
Leading: So, the scarves are hidden! Ladies, look closely into the eyes of these insidious traitors - what do they hide in their depths?! I give you half a minute, after which you give me your answer.
It is unlikely that women will immediately guess where their gentlemen hid their handkerchiefs. So the competition continues.
Leading : Well, well, it's really difficult! Therefore, I officially allow you to engage in assault, that is, simply touch this insidious subject. But rummaging through pockets and behind the scruff of the neck is prohibited! You can only lightly touch the clothes.
Here you can give two attempts to correctly locate the scarf. Someone will definitely find it. The one who did it first, won.
Final contest "Weak?"
Leading: I like the expression that a woman's strength is in her weakness. This is very true. Therefore, our final has such a name. For the “weak” competition, I invite three of our winners. The task is simple: each of you informs an honest company that she can do something special right now and thereby takes her rivals poorly. If the opponents are able to repeat the declared feint, then the game continues. If someone still does not dare to repeat, then, unfortunately, he drops out of the competition. This continues until there is no lady left whose trick no one but her can do. We'll give her the grand prize!As competitive moments, the tasks to sit on the splits, take off the dress, kiss someone else's husband, and so on are not very suitable.
Afterword
Leading: famous author « little prince” attribute the expression that a woman is “the most obvious living flesh that radiates the most tender light.” I join the words of Exupery one hundred percent! After all, there is so much in a woman! She was given such inner treasures by God that they are enough for many people around. She can be gentle and weak, but fearless and the strongest, she is kindness itself, but if necessary, she will be the most principled and tough. She knows how to love unconditionally! She does not measure her need for money and just expects reciprocal love and understanding from others. Men! Be attentive to the woman! Make sure that your woman never loses the feeling of her own pricelessness!
May your day be sunny, beautiful,
And your path will be strewn with roses.
And every evening - starry, clean, clear.
O woman, always be happy!
When playing with primordial power,
This world was created by mother nature,
She is in you, O woman,
All your beauty and grace.
You have a gust of thunder, dawn shine,
The splendor of the mountains and the burrows of the rivers,
A joy to the eyes, a charm to the soul,
Through you the world and man are eternal.
