Musical "All about Cinderella"
Moscow Musical Theater
from 6 years old
October 22-31, November 1, 11-15, December 2-6, December 10, 13, 2015, January 3-10, 2016
The musical by Oleg Glushkov to the music of Raymond Pauls is staged based on the play by Dmitry Bykov, who interpreted the familiar story in his own way and added others to the tale of Cinderella famous stories and heroes. What is the King hiding? What does the Prince do while he walks through the forest at night; And is the Fairy Godmother really that kind?
In addition to the plot, it is worth noting interesting costumes, reminiscent of the style of Burton's Alice in Wonderland, and scenery - lighting effects and video projections are used as them. You can safely go to the musical with the whole family and with children of any age.
Musical "The Phantom of the Opera"
The original London production by Cameron Mackintosh and The Really Useful Theater Company Limited, based on the novel by Gaston Leroux, reached Russian audiences 28 years after its creation. The Phantom of the Opera musical has won over 70 theater awards and is a musical landmark in London and New York.
Actors for Russian version The legendary musical was sought after in Moscow, St. Petersburg, Kazan, Yekaterinburg, Saratov, Perm, Minsk, Kyiv and Riga. Spectators will be transported to the Paris Opera, whose artists are terrorized by a formidable ghost. The stunning scenery and staging is definitely worth watching.
Musical "The Wizard of the Emerald City"
Musical by Igor Yakushenko famous fairy tale N. Volkova "The Wizard of the Emerald City" will tell about the journey of little Dorothy and her friends - the dog Totoshka, the Tin Woodman and the Straw Scarecrow for happiness and a dream. Libretto based on fairy tales by L.-F. Baum and N. Volkova were written by Roksana Sats and Viktor Ryabov. The heroes will defeat the evil sorceress and will not go astray, despite all her intrigues, in order to understand that what they were looking for was always with them.
Musical " flying ship»
Teatrium on Serpukhovka
from 4 years
16-18 October, 4-5 and 27-29 November 2015, 30-31 January 2016
The plot of the fairy tale "The Flying Ship" is familiar to all of us from the cult Soviet cartoon with songs by Yuri Entin and Maxim Dunayevsky. In a colorful musical with beautiful costumes and scenery, the entire troupe of the theater is busy, songs to the music of Dunaevsky are played, for example, the famous song of the Waterman “I am a waterman, I am a waterman, no one hangs out with me” and ditties Babok Yezhek.
Musical "School of Forest Magic"
Young artists from the Academy take part in this bright musical Children's Musical, many of which also perform at the Moscow Operetta Theater. In the production, children play the roles of students of Baba Yaga's school. The music for the performance was written by the composer Gelsyat Shaidulova, and the performance itself became the third reporting concert from young talents Academy of Children's Musical. production team familiar to the audience from the musical " The Snow Queen"(Variety Theatre). The producers of the project are Tatiana Plastinina and Anna Sahakyan, creators and directors of the Academy of Children's Musical, who previously successfully produced the musicals Carlson, who lives on the roof and The Snow Queen.
Musical "Pippi Longstocking"
Theater "Russian Song", Moscow Music Hall
from 5 years
October 16, November 29, December 20, 2015
A wonderful performance from the artists of the Musical Theater young actor, the roles in which, along with professional actors, are played by children. The authors of the musical set themselves the task of creating full version musical performance Vladimir Dashkevich and Yuli Kim (released in 1984 Feature Film"Pippi Longstocking" with songs by composer Vladimir Dashkevich and lyricist Yuli Kim). Little artists will acquaint young viewers with a story about a wonderful girl who was able to fulfill the dream of all children and did what she wanted, and not what the elders say. The premiere will take place in the theater of Nadezhda Babkina "Russian Song", and later the performance will be shown on the stage of the "Music Hall".
Musical performance "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer"
Children's Musical Theatre young actor (on the stage of the Film Actor Theater)
from 8 years old
October 18, 2015
The Theater of Young Actors especially likes this production based on the novel by Mark Twain, it involves child actors. The music for the performance was written by Viktor Semenov, resulting in a harmonious synthesis of American jazz and Russian classics. The audience will get acquainted with the boys from an ordinary provincial American town and will surely feel sympathy for the main character. In less than two and a half hours, the resilient Tom Sawyer will have time to find his love, witness the murder, protect the innocent and expose the killer, become a pirate and live on the island, get lost in a cave and find a real treasure.
Musical "Sadko and the Princess of the Sea"
from 9 years old
October 31, December 5, 2015
In this musical, the epic epic flies from contemporary music. Viewers will get to know legendary singer Sadko, who resisted the temptations and refused the golden mountains promised to him by the King of the Sea. Sadko chose the side of honor and loyalty native land. The music for the performance was written by the famous theater composer V. Kachesov, and the musical itself is accompanied by a symphony orchestra.
Musical "The Wolf and the Seven Kids"
Moscow Musical Theater directed by Gennady Chikhachev
from 5 years
October 25, November 15 and 22, 2015
The young composer Nikolai Orlovsky and the author of the libretto Mikhail Sadovsky worked on the performances. Little viewers will follow the adventures of friendly kids with bated breath, visit the Goat's house, the Wolf's hole and the village near the Blacksmith, they will understand how strong mother's love and learn friendship and mutual assistance. He is a familiar fairy tale performance features new character- a wise crow who is aware of all forest affairs and is always happy to help Mama Goat.
Musical performance "Feast of Disobedience"
Film Actor Theater
from 5 years
October 10, 31, November 14, 28, December 12, 26, 2015
A musical performance based on a fairy tale by Sergei Mikhalkov will tell about the relationship between naughty children and their parents. kind and a funny story teaches love and responsibility, correctly evaluate good and evil, distinguish between good and bad. And most of the characters in the performance are the same children as the audience in the hall or the actors on the stage.
The author of the music, director and producer of the musical is the composer Ashot Philip.
Musical "Funtik"
The production company "Triumph" presents a family musical based on the famous cartoon "The Adventures of Funtik the Pig". The audience will be shown a variety and circus show: the authors tried to recreate the atmosphere of an old traveling circus in its entirety. The stage will be covered by a huge circus tent, a real airship will fly over the heads of the heroes, and Uncle Mocus' car with a real electric motor is able to drive not only on the stage, but also on the street. The production was dedicated to the 75th anniversary of Valery Shulzhik, the author of the script for cartoons about the famous pig.
The musical "Treasure Island"
3D musical based on famous work Robert Stevenson from the Triumph production company will make viewers feel like pirates. The effect of involvement in cruise created with the help the latest technologies and a 3D screen as high as a three-story building. In addition, the directors slightly "modernized" storyline history that has not lost its relevance for 130 years.
Opera "Edible Tales"
Children's Musical Theater named after Natalia Sats
from 6 years old
October 24, 2015
Opera in two acts based on the verses by Lev Yakovlev based on the book by Masha Traub. For centuries, parents have been playing with their children and telling them stories. And fairy tales always contain the keys to the most difficult tasks. All serious conversations and all the most serious matters in the world can be solved by playing with your children, Georgy Isahakyan decided, artistic director tetar, and staged this performance. Avant-garde scenery gives the production a unique charm. This premiere opened in September the season dedicated to the 110th anniversary of the birth of Natalia Ilyinichna Sats, who founded the world's first and only Opera theatre for children.
Musical " A little prince»
Moscow Theater of Music and Drama Stas Namin
from 6 years old
October 24, November 14, 2015
The musical is based on the fairy tale-parable of Antoine de Saint-Exupery, which has brought up more than one generation of viewers. The heroes of the fairy tale - the capricious Rose, the imperious King, the honest Lamplighter, the wise Snake, the friendly Fox and, of course, the naive and sincere Little Prince - will show the viewer miracles Everyday life and help to understand the essence of human relations.
Musical " The Bremen Town Musicians»
Palace of Culture named after Zuev
from 5 years
October 17-18, November 7-8, November 28-29, from December 26, 2015 - New Year's shows
Theatrical performance based on the popular Soviet cartoon will please several generations of viewers at once. Musician friends will roam the world, deceive the chieftain and outwit the evil robbers, and steal the Princess from under the nose of the palace guards. The premiere of the musical was timed to coincide with the 45th anniversary of the first cartoon and the 80th anniversary of the trio of its authors - Vasily Livanov, Yuri Entin and Gennady Gladkov.
The Bremen Town Musicians. Musical script
Characters:
- Jester -
- King-
- Princess -
- Detective -
Princess friends:
- First friend -
- Second friend -
- The third friend
- Fairy Godmother -
Court ladies:
First court lady:
Second court lady:
Security:
- Boss -
- Security guard -
The Bremen Town Musicians:
- Cat -
- Dog -
- Donkey -
- Rooster -
- Troubadour -
Rogues:
- Atamansha -
- The first robber
- The second robber
- The third robber
City residents:
- Pastry shop owner
- Blacksmith -
- The seller at the fair
Before the performance, while the audience is gathering.
1 Music
2 Music
Action 1.
1 Slide with city view.
3. Music. Departure of city dwellers.
The inhabitants of the city come out and dance. Some are holding decorations, a poster "Welcome to Bremen". Three dance. Freeze.
4. Music. Fanfare for the exit of the jester. He runs out.
Jester: Ladies and Gentlemen, you have no idea what kind of performance awaits you! I am the Jester of the King and the King of Jokes! There will be a lot of fun in what you will now see: a cheerful young man Troubadour and his friends; there will be many beautiful things: a beautiful Princess; there will be many terrible things: terrible forest robbers; there will even be something brilliant: a brilliant Detective; but also, of course, a lot of good things - our good king, for example.
But while I was speaking, musicians and singers from all over the area came to the square of the city of Bremen. There already underway performance.
5.Music. Perform a song (1st number) "This city."
At the end of the number, the performers bow and leave with the residents of the city.
Jester from behind the scenes…. "Here is His Majesty!"
6. Music. To the exit of the king
The King comes out. The joke pulls him back. Yours, Majesty, in what form you are. (Puts on him a mantle and a crown.) That's better.
King: Listen, the princess went out for a walk a long time ago and still hasn't come back. Probably walks around here somewhere. (dials a number) She always doesn't answer the phone, then it's empty, then the money runs out. Well, when he returns home, he will tear his ears.
Leaves.
7. Music from the film "Girls".A princess appears on the stage with her friends, dressed as a commoner. They sing a song. A blacksmith and the mistress of a confectionery stand up from behind the curtains on the side.
Girlfriends and the princess are looking at each other's outfits.
1st friend: - I don’t understand why such a masquerade. I like my French dresses better.
2nd friend: - Annette, you will not pass a single door in this city in a French dress, the crinoline is too wide.
Princess: dear friends, it's not about the outfit. See how fun! Not like we have in the palace. Here is the city bazaar, on the Main Square there is a concert. Buffoons, troubadours, trained animals!..
A vendor runs past with a basket of goodies.
Salesman: " Containers-bars, rastabars, there are good goods. Not a commodity, but a real treasure, take it apart like hot cakes! Garden apples, honey apples, pears, pineapple - dial in reserve "
The princess and her friends are buying something. Girlfriends put it in baskets. The seller runs away.
Princess: Look, there is a forge. Let's ask the blacksmith to make a horseshoe for good luck. I so want to fall in love, maybe a horseshoe will help me. They approach the blacksmith.
Princess: Dear, I want to order a horseshoe from you. Just tell me, do the horseshoes you make bring happiness?
Blacksmith: It's up to you, Your Highness!
Princess surprised: How do you know that I am Highness?
Blacksmith: The most talkative girl in our kingdom is our Princess
Princess: leaving with a horseshoe in hand thoughtfully ... That's it, I'll be silent.
1st friend: Your Highness - I see a pastry shop, there are such delicious cakes, let's go.
Princess: I must be silent, but I want cakes, let's go.
Girlfriends choose cakes, argue which one they like.
Slide 2. Cakes.
Princess: I will break my vow of silence to say, we take this cake.
Slide 3. Cake(points to screen)
Confectionery Owner: I'll wrap it up, Your Highness!
Princess: But where?....
The owner of the confectionery - everyone knows that the biggest sweet in the kingdom is our Princess.
Princess: That's it, it's time to go on a diet!
Girlfriend 2: Your Highness, let's go to the concert. You will be silent and try not to chew anything.
Princess: well, they persuaded ... (they leave, sit on the steps of the stage and watch the next number)
8.Music. The song "You and I and you and me".
Action two.
Slide 4: Palace.
9 Music. 2nd exit of the king.
The princess and her friends go on one side and the king meets the guards.
King: Daughter!
Princess: Dad!
King: Don't folder! Where was?
Princess: I went to the people.
King: And what do people say?
Princess: Well, they say that Attack on Titan season 3 will come out, that Cristiano Ronaldo will come to Russia to choose a bride for himself, that glaciers are melting, and a lot of things. They also say that AC/DC is coming to Russia with a concert, I have to go, so tickets must be booked now! Oh, and maybe invite them to my sixteenth ...
King: Be quiet! We have what domestic music worse?! Come on, find me musicians! Urgently!
There is a knock on the door.
King: Enter!
The doors open and the Jester announces.
Jester: Your Royal Majesty, the musician Trumpet with the group "Dur" has arrived!
The king immediately assumes a friendly air and greets the guest.
Troubadour: Hello Your Majesty, have you called?
King: Hello, hello, call! It would be necessary to play, will you pull it?
Troubadour, addressing his group: Shall we pull?
Group in unison: Let's pull!
Whisper King: And where are you going?!
Princess: But dad! I want AC/DC!
The musicians begin to tune the instruments, the Troubadour begins to sing.
10. Music. Singing Troubadour.
The princess listens to the song of the Troubadour spellbound and falls in love.
The king is shocked.
King: Come on guard!! Take this Romeo away, he will spoil my daughter!
The guard takes the Troubadour and his friends away.
The princess is crying. Her friend consoles her.
1st girlfriend: Your highness, don't cry, everything should end well, you will definitely meet with him.
11 Music. The song sounds: “Where the sky ends ...” The princess and her friend leave the stage.
Action three.
Slide 5 - dense forest.
12. Music. Night forest.
The Bremen Town Musicians walk dejectedly through the woods.
Cat: Have gone astray. Lost.
Rooster: Warm up by the fire, eat, but on the side.
Troubadour: I can't sleep right now, friends... I can't forget the beautiful Princess.
Rooster: I see a fire!
All: Hurrah! We are saved!
Cat: I wonder who got into such a wilderness?
Rooster: Why guess? I'll go take a look. And suddenly there ko… ko… ko…
Rooster: Smugglers!
All: Robbers!!
Troubadour: Rather follow me! I seem to have come up with something.
They leave.
Action four.
Slide 6 - a hut in the forest.
13 Music. Ataman's exit. As she speaks, the music plays softly.
Atamansha appears from the hut (behind the door). There are three sleeping robbers under a tree.
Atamansha: Hey, you bastards! Get up, it's already night!
There is a friendly snoring.
Atamansha: Do not want as you want. I will eat alone.
The snoring stops.
Atamansha: For the first - pilaf
The first robber jumps up.
Atamansha: On the second - dumplings
The second robber jumps up.
The third robber awake: What about compote?
14 Music. THE ATAMANSH'S SONG (robbers sing together)
The Bremen town musicians suddenly appear. Robbers are scared.
BM: Everyone stay where you are! We are State Drug Control!
The robbers run away. The Bremen town musicians pick up weapons thrown by the robbers.
Troubadour: Tomorrow the King will pass here, We will be on the alert ...
They confer in whispers.
All: Cool idea! Should work!
They leave.
Action five.
Slide 7 Forest.
15 Music. The king makes a circle around the stage and the music is off
The King, the Jester and the guards appear. The king is riding in a carriage, the guards are dragging the suitcases behind.
They go through the forest.
King: Halt!
Jester: I'll lean on this log!
King: Jester!
Jester: The jester is with you, Your Majesty!
King: Listen, today I dreamed that we were sitting in the forest at the edge of the forest, and suddenly someone whistled. ... What would it be for?
16 Music. Whistling.
A robber whistle is heard.
16.1 King capture music.
Robbers jump out of the bushes. The guards raise their hands and run away. The robbers seize the King and tie him to a tree. The music ends.
King: Let me go now! I am your king!
First Rogue):We are our own kings!
King: What are you going to do with me?
Second robber. Let's cock now!
King: (whispers) Guard! For help! They decided to fuck me!
BM are running out. Troubadour:Do not be this!
17. Music. Battle.
Troubadour and BM get into a fight with the robbers and drive them backstage, freeing the King, he hugs the Troubadour.
Troubadour: Meet Your Majesty, my friends - artists!
King: I ask everyone to the palace!
They leave.
Action six.
Slide 8 - the palace.
Guards, courtiers and the Princess run out.
Princess: Poor daddy!
Throws herself into an embrace.
The Jester and the Troubadour appear.
King: Baby, this is my savior.
The princess notices Troubadour, comes up and takes his hand.
Princess: Thank you!
Troubadour: Princess!
Princess: Brave young man! His Majesty the King is giving a ball in your honor!
King: Daughter?
Princess: Dad!
They start dancing.
18. Music. Country dance.
General dance. The king sits on the throne, next to the jester and court ladies. Dancing: The princess and the troubadour, the princess's friend and the detective, the fairy and the guard. After that, everyone goes to the back wall. The cat passes in front of the audience.
Cat: Ah, friends... Cats are scratching at my heart. It seems to me that our Troubadour has forgotten us. Apparently, love is stronger than friendship. Our free bird caught in a golden cage. Leaves.
19. Music. To the words of the godmother.
Jester : The ball is over. Troubadour with the Princess decided to run away from the palace. The Fairy Godmother gives them parting words.
Fairy Godmother: I don't want to hold you back, but a troubadour could be a prince.
Troubadour: No, dear Godmother! I feel cramped and stuffy here. We'll go on a trip. Only my friends will help us, we need to find them as soon as possible!
The troubadour and the Princess run away from the palace. The dancing couples leave.
Castle. King on the throne. Nearby is a jester and court ladies.
King: I now had a dream. I dreamed that my daughter ran away from the palace with this wandering artist.
Security guard: Your Majesty! Your Majesty! I was now making an evening tour of the palace chambers.
King: So what?
Security guard: There is a note on Her Highness's bed.
The guard passes the note to the Jester.
Jester: (reading) Farewell, forgive me, do not look for me!
20. Music. The king is in a daze.
King to the music:Such and such ran away from the palace! Such, such upset father!
Music off
Gather all the smartest courtiers!
The courtiers come out and start arguing.
King : think, think, how to return my unlucky daughter. You speak:
First court lady:it is necessary to put up announcements around the city: “The princess has disappeared, fair, pretty, capricious. To the one who found it, immediately return it for a decent reward ”And a photo - at the city gates.
King: What-o-o? Princess - at the city gates??? What nonsense. Any other suggestions?
Second Lady of the Court: I suggest calling the program “Wait for me!”, I heard they are looking for missing people there.
The king is interested: I. What do they always find?
Lady: Well, not always...
King: how is that? Maybe I can find it, maybe not? This does not fit! Everything is out of sight. One will think. ABOUT! Invented!
21. Music. from James Bond, the Detective appears.
King: Genius Detective! My Majesty begs you to return Her Highness to the palace. My daughter has fallen into bad company... Beasts, not people!
Detective: Understood. I begin the search, I am sure of success, I hope for a decent reward.
Leaves.
Action seven.
slide 9 (forest)
A troubadour and a princess are walking through the forest
Music 22.
Princess: How scary it is in the forest... and it's cold... I'm tired, Troubadour... I'm hungry, I want to go home to my dad...
Troubadour: My friends must be here somewhere, we will definitely find them .... Your Highness, would you like me to sing you a song?
The princess stamps her footI don't want songs. I want to drink!
Troubadour: Your Highness, I will now fetch water, there is a stream nearby. Leaves. The princess, saddened, sits down on a stump.
Robbers come out from behind the scenes.
Music 23.
Atamansha: Here is a present! Princess!
Grab her, don't sleep...
The robbers grab the princess and go backstage.
Atamansha: I'm already dreaming of getting a ransom, and then I'll go to the Australian Opera and become a singer! (leaves)
Troubadour runs out with a glass of water, looking for the princess. Finding nowhere, he sits on a stump and says in despair: “What have I done!”
Music 24. Here the music of the detective sounds, then it runs across the stage, examining the footprints on the floor ... passing by the Troubadour, he says:
Detective: Why are you sitting, gather a team, let's go rescue the Princess ...
They leave together.
slide 10 - palace
Music 25. The King enters with a guard and a jester. Sits on the throne. The guard reports that the detective has arrived.
The king is excited: Yes, yes, where is he? Let it come...
Detective enters
King: Well, did you find it? Found?
The detective whispers something in his ear.
The King is shocked...
King: How about robbers? Ransom? Give me everything I have, just give me back my daughter.
Detective: Your Majesty, there is a person here who can help you.
King: Who is this? Let's get it here
Troubadour enters with a sad look and lowered head.
King: It is he? How dare you come here. Guards, capture him and send him to prison.
Troubadour: wait, your Majesty. I promise I will find it and you won't lose a stamp..
The king thought: well, okay, go ahead.
Troubadour leaves.
Music 26. The sound of a battle is heard.
At this time, the king is impatient, trying to spy on the course of the battle ...
27. Music. Until the end of the words.
Troubadour with the princess go on stage. BM is with them.
The princess rushes to the King: Daddy!
King: Daughter, my unlucky!
King Troubadour:For the release of my daughter, ask what you want.
Troubadour: I don't want anything but the heart of the Beautiful Princess. (Takes her hand)
Jester in the ear of His Majesty: They love each other ...
King: Wow, never would have thought...
Rooster on the other side:it's time to get married.
King: Yes, of course, I agree, I really want the fairy tale to end happily!
Freeze on stage.
The jester appears on the stage.
Jester: A long time ago, as now, in the world lived good kings, beautiful princesses, terrible forest robbers, cheerful troubadours who lived, fought, suffered, but at all times, always won real love and friendship!
All participants come out and sing the final song.
28. Music. Final song.
There is nothing better in the world
Than friends wander around the wide world,
Those who are friendly are not afraid of anxiety,
Any road is dear to us.
La-la-la-la... (First Rogue hops across the stage)
We will not forget our calling
We bring laughter and joy to people!
Us palaces tempting vaults
Will never replace freedom.
La-la-la-la... (Second Rogue hops across the stage)
Our carpet is a flower meadow,
Our walls are giant pines,
Our roof - the sky is blue,
Our happiness is to live such a destiny.
La-la-la-la... (Third Rogue hops across the stage)
Final bow.
OFFER Script Hip-Hop Musical - Parodies on modern manners for adults "FLY-LUCK".
(SYNOPSIS)
Musical (for nightclubs) - two parts, with discos, in verses, songs, remixes, phonograms, with games and fun. Time - 2-3 hours.
The cost of the Scenario is 30 thousand rubles.
Hip-Hop Musical - A Parody of Modern Mores
(for nightclubs)
Fairy tale-parody for adults
"Fly-Laughter"
(host from backstage):
funny parody,
Great tune!
Super show - relax!
Party, mess
Disco and striptease,
Kitchen - for every whim,
"Hot Potion"
And great fun!
Fly-Laughter
A modern fairy tale for adults - a parody of modern mores.
(Performed in the style of rap. Pauses - inserts of disco melodies. The style of the Host is from a cheerful folk style to the dialect of "new Russians")
Host (behind the curtain): In childhood, we all loved birthdays, kind poems and fairy tales of wonderful classics of children's literature. And, of course, a wonderful poem by Korney Chukovsky - “The Fly-Tsokotuha” occupied a special place in this series.
But time passed, we matured, birthdays began to turn into anniversaries, and morals and life itself changed. And along with them, the heroes of our fairy tales have changed, grown up.
And now, for you, a modern cheerful, parody version of this tale:
Musical for adults - "Laughing Fly"!
Beginning: cheerful melody in tempo.
"Flight of the bumblebee" with inserts of buzzing and mosquito squeak.
At the very peak, Fly comes out to applause (she starts clapping herself), and, dancing to the music, passes through the hall.
Fly, Fly-Laughter,
Decorating the belly with a piercing,
Once I went through the city,
I found the money right away.
Song(to the tune of "Genghis Khan"):
Mu-ha, Mu-ha
A fly walks with grandmas,
She scratches the piercing with her paws,
Uh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Mu-ha, Mu-ha
manicure with scratches
"Chips" eats armfuls,
Looking for a groom!
Leading:
I won’t say where the grandmas come from,
Now everyone forges them,
And in furry paws,
Who takes and who gives.
Whether Mukha had a sponsor,
Whether the boss was nice to her,
Or some other monster
Just gave her away...
In a word, Mukha has grandmothers,
With them, she does not care about rumors.
With money is not life, but life!
And the Fly walks in a buzz.
Fly Song (Rap):
Hi all! I am Laughter!
Decorates belly piercing.
And under my belly -
Hot Fire Zone!
Naughty, long-legged,
And I'm not strict with men.
Wherever I want, there I go
What I want, then I buzz.
What I want, I dance
And whoever I want, I kiss.
And besides, with money,
In pearls, and with brains.
Well, think that a Fly!
I am beautiful young woman.
In a word, fly
Hurry up and grab me!
I am rich to anyone
Happiness cart heaped up!
Host: Rap (background music):
The fly sang a song
Immediately bolder in spirit,
Dropped into a restaurant
She froze, as if from a bath.
Insert: Oh oh oh! My God!
With cognac, immediately - into battle!
(Other characters slowly appear in the hall: cockroaches, bugs, butterflies)
Immediately, immediately, with relaxation,
Mukha's blood flared up.
A fly, like a drunken hussar,
Suddenly set up a market.
Fly:
What kind of restaurants are these?
Where there are only old people
Dirt, unwashed glasses,
And besides, cockroaches
On show-offs they tar the makhra,
And they move their mustaches?
Leading:
And along the way, our Fly
She stuck Flea in the ear,
And the taper-Blacksmith -
slap in the face
Famously, on the move, soaked.
And then jumped on the table,
Pierced belly - go ahead,
And how to yell at everyone:
Fly:
Oh, you miserable creatures!
Not fish, not animals.
Insects! Insects!
Bar-bar-drums!
Aphid shameful and midges,
Not savvy Fleas!
Plus, they're poisonous!
Leading:
Louse says to her with a grin:
Well, you, Fly, damn it, give!
Apparently, grandmothers appeared! ..
This is where they all split up:
(chorus)
Ah, yes, Laughing Fly!
Beauty, young woman!
Vaughn, and her piercing -
The real redhead!
Leading:
They climb to the Fly with a pretzel,
Pulling glasses of cognac.
Someone with vodka will rush towards her,
Like, let there be Laughing birthday girl!
Musical insert - rhythm, noise, screams.
Musical insert (phonogram "LIFEISLIFE!" Ensemble "Opium":
LIFE!
LIFE IS LIFE!
LIFE IS DRIVE!
DRIVE IS KIFE!
And for everyone's birthday -
An absolute celebration!
Day of good and fun
And just wickedness.
Let's walk from the heart
Arrange a wild DRIVE!
Let's roll the fool
After all, one must live, so in full KIFE!
LIFE!
LIFE IS LIFE!
LIFE IS DRIVE!
LIFE IS KIFE!
Leading:
The fly drank a glass,
Spat on the floor three times!
With grandmas, they say, what I want
I twist or twist!
Approached the Fly Flea,
They kissed the fly's feet.
Kissed hands too
Vodka was poured into a glass.
They clapped their hands together,
Offered her boots
To stir up a gift
If there is something to pay.
Flea praised for a whole hour
These same boots:
Like, boots are not simple,
They have gold clasps!
They also have slippers as a gift ...
And they ripped off Mukha's grandmother.
And behind them, next - a fat bee,
She also divorced Tsokotukha for money:
Here for weight loss
Fresh brew.
This is not a throw
Just a treat
Two hundred dollars...
Fly all from flattery
I snatched the swill
Grandma paid.
butterflies nocturnal
flapping their wings,
Near Tsokotukha
The naked ones are dancing.
She dances striptease
Stroking and kissing
Whisper in her ear:
Here, you, Laugh,
Women's Services -
sweet friends,
swarthy butterflies,
Just hooligans.
(Short dance of two butterflies - striptease - topless).
Leading:
The fly scolded them
Kicked her foot
Even though I was scared away
But, grandmother unfastened.
And then she sat down on a chair,
She sang a drunken song.
Song of the Fly (To the motive of the romance “I remember I was still a young woman):
I remember I was a buzzing youth,
I once bred a spider for grandmas.
Although he was rich, young and not bad,
But I got caught like the last greedy sucker.
He didn't let me out of the cobwebs,
He drooled poisonous everywhere,
Just thought of important view like a turkey:
How and how to stuff your fat tail?
He loved nothing but money
In the web I tangled him
He screamed, he paid off and suffered
Until all the money is given away.
And when she divorced him for grandmas,
I then healed a free Fly,
And even though I haven't been married since then,
But, on the other hand, I'm raising everyone for money.
Rhythm.
Leading:
Fly, Fly, here it gives!
And dancing and singing!
Yes zhu-zhu-zhu,
Anything you want, I'll show you!
Leading shout:
What does a person need here?
Well, of course,
DISCO!
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Continued - 24 pages
Musical "FLY-TSOKOTUKHA"
IN: Styopa!
WITH: Vasya!
IN: How glad I am to see you!
WITH A: I am also very happy!
IN: Hello, Styopa!
WITH: Hello Vasya!
IN: So you and I forgot to do something!
WITH: I didn't forget anything!
IN: We forgot to say hello to the guys.
WITH: This is true. Oh! How bad. It's you, Vasya is to blame.
IN A: It doesn't matter who's to blame. We have to say hello. You start.
WITH: I can't.
IN: You can not? Then I will first say hello to the guys, and you watch and listen - it's very simple.
WITH: Okay, now it's me.
It's very simple.
Hello guys, hello!
IN: "Very simple" is not necessary to say. Say only "Hello guys, hello!"
WITH: You teach me badly, and even scold me.
IN A: Well, don't be angry. Let's say hello together.
TOGETHER: Hello guys, hello.
WITH: How many guests are here?
IN: How many friends are here?
WITH: We all gathered here at once
For fun fabulous hour!
Storyteller (to the motive of the song "Let's, quietly ..."
We old fairy tale let's read
And in childhood distant, and in childhood carefree
Let's quietly tiptoe in
Let's close our eyes and in dreams and dreams
We will go with you
After all, it is impossible to return a fairy tale without mentally
But still we want to take the risk
We remember this story very well.
We will play it for all the years out of spite.
Leading:
Hello dear guests!
Get your ears ready, kids!
Get ready, guests, listen!
A fairy tale enters a bright house
And tell about everything.
Someone threw to us in the window,
Look, letter.
Maybe it's a ray of sunshine
What tickles our face?
Maybe it's a sparrow
Flying, dropped?
Guys! From whom did the letter come, you want to know?
(fanfare sounds, the presenter opens the letter)
I'm opening the letter now, and you have to try and guess it all together!
The heroine is not easy!
She walked across the field
She found money.
Flew to the market
And I bought...
What is the name of this fairy tale?
(audience responses)
Right. This is "Fly-Tsokotuha." And he wrote this tale wonderful writer Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky.
The gentle sun shines. White clouds float across the sky. Birds sing. Grasshoppers chirp. Colorful butterflies flutter in the meadow. A light warm breeze plays with the flowers.
(dance of flowers)
I'm a fly-fly clatter
And I beautiful - bet No
And this is known and understood by friends around, around
It is a holiday today
My birthday
Today I have guests
And an invitation and a treat
My friends are family
Unfortunately on my birthday
No money for food
What should I do?
What do i do?
What can I serve my guests?
Yesterday I went for a walk in the field
And I took my wallet with me.
Maybe I forgot it somewhere
And it became - not a penny
IN beautiful dress I will walk
And in the field I will go again to look
Maybe a miracle will happen
And I will find money
M-C: How good is that!
How great is that!
Live in the green meadow
And make friends with flowers.
(minus "Little Red Riding Hood" sounds)
M-C: (dancing and singing)
If long, long, long
If long on the track
If long on the path
Run, jump and buzz
That, perhaps, then of course,
That's probably right, right, right
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
Can you find money?
Chorus:
Ah, with this money I'll go to the market
Ah, I’ll find a lot of different goods there
Ah, look, boots,
Ah, painted cups, spoons
Ah, buy lilies of the valley -2 times
Merchant:
Oh! What a beautiful girl!
Well, what paws! Well, what wings!
How can such a charmer and without flowers?
Buy flowers. After all, these are lilies of the valley!
The song "Lilies of the Valley, Lilies of the Valley"
Yes, I do not need your lilies of the valley.
I'm looking for a samovar!
Merchant:
So I went to the market
And I bought a samovar.
Because the birthday
I will manage today.
All insects, cockroaches
Serve sweet tea.
(sets the table)
I'll treat my friends to tea
Let them come in the evening.
I have for guests
Lots of delicious sweets!
Leading:
Came to Mukha
Grandma bee,
Muhe-Tsokotuhe
Brought honey...
(polka sounds, bee comes out)
BEE:
Hello, Tsokotuha Fly,
Gilded belly!
I am from all native meadows
Brought you flowers.
I am a neighbor - a bee,
I brought more honey!
Oh how clean he is
Sweet and fragrant!
(gives Fly a bouquet of flowers and a jar of honey)
Thank you, thank you!
My dear!
Sit down at the table,
The samovar is ready!
Leading:
Fleas came to Mukha,
They brought her boots.
(song to the tune of "Little Country")
There beyond the mountains, beyond the forests
The fly lives alone
Visit your name day
Fleas she calls
There will be guests to have fun from night to morning
There will be songs pouring loudly
Oh! Tsokotuha!
The fly is beautiful!
The fly is amazing!
Happiness, health and good luck
We want to wish!
1st flea:
You accept these boots from Flea!
2nd flea:
Boots are not easy
They have gold clasps!
(pass the Fly on the boot)
Thanks my dears!
Sit down here, the guests will come soon.
Leading:
And here are the minx butterflies,
Funny flyers.
Flying through the fields
Through groves and meadows.
(dance)
1st BUTTERFLY:
We do not get tired, we flutter cheerfully,
We circle, we fly.
2- I BUTTERFLY
We flit through the flowers
They came to visit you.
BUTTERFLY:(in chorus):
Congratulations! Congratulations!
We wish you happiness, joy!
We treat you with flower jam!
(pass jam to Mukha)
Thank you dear friends
Please at the table ! (Butterflies sit at the table.)
Leading:
All insects -
Three cups
With milk
And a pretzel:
Today Fly-Tsokotuha
Birthday girl!
(song by I. Alegrova "Birthday")
The arrows are spinning faster
The stars became a year older
The leaf fell off the calendar
But do not be sad in vain.
And not in vain on your birthday
All friends gather.
And the more friends around
The younger the heart beat.
Happy birthday!
Success, joy, luck,
Any desires of fulfillment
And a million nights and days.
Happy birthday!
Love to dizziness
And freaky mood
And the most devoted friends!
Come cockroaches
I'll treat you to tea!
(cockroaches come out with drums, go around the hall)
1st ROARAKAN:
Shhh...Here's some flowers for you!
We collected them in the meadow.
Thank you, the bouquet is beautiful!
Please sit down at the table
I ask for a cup of tea.
Eat, don't be shy
Everyone eat.
Look what gingerbread I baked!
2nd ROARAKAN
We drove through the mountains, we raced through the valleys
To the Fly - Goryukha, to the Fly - Tsokotukha!
The fly was waiting for guests, baked gingerbread,
She made tea, gave water to all the guests.
Beautiful butterflies, eat jam!
Or do you not like my treat?
1st BUTTERFLY:
Your treat is just a feast for the eyes!
2nd BUTTERFLY:
Just eat your treat!
There's cream and sweets.
And what's not here!
marmalades, chocolates,
And nuts and sweets!
Gingerbread mint, fragrant,
Surprisingly enjoyable!
Cream tubes, pies
And delicious cheeses!
Leading:
Suddenly out of nowhere
Old Man Spider
(spider appears)
SPIDER:
I am the evil Spider, long arms!
I came for the Fly
Tsokotukhoy has come!
(throws a net on Mukha)
Leading:
Here he is our Fly in the corner
Povolok -
Wants to kill the poor
To destroy Tsokotukha !
M-Ts: (gets down on his knees and says plaintively)
"Dear guests, help!
Kill the villainous spider!
And I fed you
And I watered you
don't leave me
In my last hour!"
SPIDER:
I not only eat flies,
I and Bees and Mosquitoes -
Everyone is ready to try!
Ha ha ha, everyone is ready to try!
Leading:
But worm beetles
got scared
In the corners, in the cracks
They fled.
(everyone runs away screaming) different sides, hiding behind trees, under tables)
Leading:
And the villain is not joking,
He twists the arms and legs of the fly with ropes,
Sharp teeth plunge into the heart
And he drinks her blood.
The fly is screaming
tearing up
And the villain is silent
He smirks.
Suddenly from somewhere flies
little mosquito,
And in his hand it burns
Small flashlight.
(march sounds)
MOSQUITO:
I am the brave mosquito
A good fellow!
Where is the Spider, where is the villain?
I'm not afraid of his networks!
I'm not afraid of the spider
I will fight the Spider!
(pretend battle)
Leading:
Flies to the Spider
Takes out the saber
And he is at full gallop
Cuts off his head!
There are insects and goats
Crawling out from under the bench:
HOROM:
"Glory, glory to Komaru - the Winner!"
Mosquito:
Did I defeat the villain?
Mosquito:
Did I free you?
Freed!
Mosquito:
And now the soul is a girl,
I want to marry you!
Leading:
The people are having fun -
The fly is getting married
For dashing, daring,
Young Mosquito!
(butterflies put on a veil for a fly, cockroaches give flowers - Mendelssohn's march)
Leading:
Boots creak
Heels knock -
There will be midges
Have fun until the morning
Today Fly-Tsokotuha
Birthday girl!
M-C:
Oh, you, dear guests,
Come visit us again
We are always glad to have guests!
MOSQUITO:
It's time to part
We say to you: "Goodbye!"
Storyteller:
We'll say goodbye to the theater
But you don't leave, our viewer is the only one
Before you are scenes from the works of E. Schwartz, A. Griboyedov, E. Asadov, A. Exupery. They are given in abbreviation and with some changes, which allows them to be put on the school stage in a fairly short time.
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Characters.
1st presenter
2nd host
Young woman
Goblin
On the stage scenery of the forest. A goblin sits on a stump. The hosts are either in front of the stage, at the bottom, or along the edges of the stage (it’s better if they are guys, otherwise you will have to redo the text a little at the end).
The characters - a girl and a forester - not only pronounce their lines, but also use pantomime (plastically expressive body movements, gestures, facial expressions.)
1st LEADER.
On an old aspen in the wilderness of the forest
There lived a goblin, big-eyed and hairy.
(The goblin can make sounds similar to the cry of monkeys, scratch, etc.)
For the goblin he was still young -
Three hundred years, no more. Not at all evil
Thoughtful, quiet and unmarried.
(Leshi sighs.)
2ND LEADER.
Once at the Black Marshes, in the hollow,
He saw a girl over a stream...
(A girl with a basket appears on the stage. She gets lost, looks frightened now to the right, then to the left, then peers into the distance, she can say “ay.” Leshy is shocked. He gets up and looks at the girl in admiration, not daring to approach.)
Beautiful, with a full mushroom basket
And in a bright city dress.
(The girl sits down on another stump and cries bitterly.)
LESHIY (to the side.)
You see, I got lost. How bitterly weep!
2ND LEADER.
And the goblin suddenly seemed to yearn!
LESHIY.
Well, how to rescue her? Here's the challenge!
2ND LEADER.
He jumped off the bough and, no longer hiding,
Bowed down to the girl and said...
LESHIY.
Do not Cry. You mesmerized me with beauty.
You are joy! And I will help you!
1st LEADER.
The girl shuddered, jumped back,
But I listened to the speech and suddenly decided ...
GIRL (aside)
OK. I can still do it. I'll run away.
1st LEADER.
And he held out to her in shaggy paws
Bouquet of violets and chrysanthemums.
And their fresh smell was so beautiful,
That the girl's fear disappeared completely.
And the goblin said ...
LESHIY.
So charming
I haven't seen eyes yet...
1st LEADER.
He softly kissed her hand.
2ND LEADER.
From moss and straw he wove her a hat,
He was affectionate, smiling affably,
And, although he did not have hands, but paws,
But he didn’t even try to “snap”.
1st LEADER.
He brought mushrooms to her, escorting her through the forest,
Walking ahead in difficult places
bending each branch,
Bypassing each hole.
2ND LEADER.
Saying goodbye to the burnt clearing,
He looked down sadly, hiding a sigh.
And she suddenly thought...
GIRL (aside).
Goblin. Goblin.
And it seems, perhaps, not so bad.
1st LEADER.
And hiding embarrassment in a bouquet, beauty
Suddenly she said softly as she walked...
YOUNG WOMAN.
I like this forest, you know, very much ...
I'll probably come back tomorrow.
(The girl and the goblin leave the stage together.)
2ND LEADER.
Guys, get excited! Well, who doesn't know
That a girl with a tender soul
A hundred thousand sins will forgive us sometimes,
But he does not forgive inattention.
1st LEADER.
Let's return to chivalry in a good hour
And to the caress we forgot
So that sometimes our dear ones from us
TOGETHER:
Didn't start running evil spirits!
(Characters bow out.)
A CURTAIN…
Preview:
CHARACTERS.
Pavel Afanasyevich Famusov, manager in the government house.
Sofia Pavlovna, his daughter.
Lisa, maid.
Alexei Stepanovich Molchalin, Famusov's secretary, who lives in his house.
Alexander Andreevich Chatsky.
Action in Moscow, in Famusov's house.
SCENE ONE.
(Lisa is sleeping in the middle of the room, hanging from an armchair or chair. Suddenly she wakes up, gets up, looks around.)
Lisa.
It's getting light! Ah!.. How soon the night passed!
Yesterday I asked to sleep - refusal.
"Waiting for a friend." - You need an eye and an eye,
Don't sleep until you roll off your chair.
Now I just took a nap
It's day!.. Tell them...
(Knocking on Sophia.)
Lord!
Hey, Sofya Pavlovna, trouble.
Your conversation went during the night;
Are you deaf, Alexei Stepanitch?
Madame! .. - And fear does not take them!
What time is it now?
Lisa.
Everything in the house went up.
(Sophia from her room.)
What time is it now?
Lisa.
Seventh, eighth, ninth...
(Sophia from the room.)
Not true!
LIZA (moves away from Sophia's door.)
Oh, damned Cupid!
And they hear, do not want to understand
Well, what would they take away the shutters?
I will translate the clock, even though I know: there will be a race,
I'll make them play.
(Liza gets up on a chair, moves the hand. The clock strikes and plays.)
Famusov enters.
SCENE TWO.
(Liza, Famusov.)
Liza (standing on a chair.)
Oh! Barin!
Famusov.
Barin, yes.
After all, what a naughty girl you are.
I couldn't figure out what the problem was!
Now a flute is heard, then like a piano;
Would it be too early for Sophia? ..
Lisa.
No, sir, I ... just by chance ...
Famusov.
Here's something by chance, take note of you.
(Approaches Lisa, flirts.)
Oh potion! Spoiler!
Lisa.
You are a prankster! Do these faces suit you?!
FAMUSOV (embracing Lisa.)
Modest, but nothing but
Leprosy and the wind on my mind.
Liza (breaking out.)
Let go, windmills yourself,
Remember, old people...
Famusov.
Almost.
Lisa.
Well, who will come, where are we with you?
Famusov.
Who should come here?
Is Sophia asleep?
Lisa.
Now asleep.
Famusov.
Now! What about the night?
Lisa.
I read all night.
Famusov.
Look at the whims that have been brought up!
Lisa.
All in French, aloud, reading locked up.
Famusov.
Tell her it's not good to ruin her eyes.
And in reading it is not great:
She has no sleep from French books,
And it hurts me to sleep from the Russians.
Lisa.
What will rise. I will report
Feel free to go; wake up, I'm afraid.
It's time, sir, you know, you're not a child:
For girls, the morning dream is so thin,
You creak the door a little, you whisper a little,
Everyone hears.
Famusov.
You are all lying.
Hey Lisa!
FAMUSOV (hastily.)
Shh!
(Sneaks out of the room on tiptoe.)
Lisa (alone)
Gone... Ah! Away from the gentlemen
Prepare troubles for themselves at every hour,
Bypass us more than all sorrows
AND master's wrath, and lordly love!
SCENE THREE.
(Lisa, Sofya with a candle, followed by Molchalin.)
Sophia.
What, Lisa, attacked you?
You make noise...
Lisa.
Of course, it's hard for you to leave.
Lock yourself up to the light, and it seems that everything is not enough.
Sophia.
Ah, it really is dawn!
(Extinguishes the candle.)
Lisa.
Vali̒t people along the streets for a long time,
And in the house there is a knock, walking, sweeping and cleaning.
Sophia.
Happy hours are not observed.
(Molchalin.)
Go; we'll be bored all day long.
(Molchalin.)
SCENE FOUR.
(Liza and Sophia.)
Of my foolish judgment
Never complain...
I kept repeating: in love there will be no use in this.
Like all Moscow ones, your father is like this:
He would like a son-in-law with stars and ranks
And money to live, so that he could give balls.
Here, for example, Colonel Skalozub:
And the golden bag, and marks the generals.
Sophia.
I don't care what's for him, what's in the water.
Lisa.
And Alexander Andreevich Chatsky?!
He is so sensitive, and cheerful, and sharp!
I remember, poor he, how he parted with you!
Sophia.
The desire to wander attacked him;
Oh! If someone loves someone
Why look for the mind and drive so far?
Who I love is not like this:
Molchalin is ready to forget himself for others,
The enemy of insolence - always shy, timid ...
A whole night with whom you can spend like this!
He takes his hand, shakes his heart,
Breathe from the depths of your soul
Not a free word
And so the whole night passes.
(Lisa chuckles.)
Hand in hand, and the eye does not take my eyes off me.
Laughing! Is it possible? What gave a reason
Do I want this for you?
Lisa.
I wanted this stupid laugh
It could cheer you up a bit.
SCENE FIVE.
(Sofya, Lisa, servant.)
Servant enters.
To you Alexander Andreevich Chatsky!
(Exits.)
SCENE SIX.
(Chatsky, Sophia, Lisa.)
CHATSKY (almost runs in.)
A little light - already on your feet!
And I'm at your feet!
(Kisses the hand.)
Well, kiss me! Didn't you wait? Speak!
Well, are you happy? No? Look at my face.
Surprised? But only? Here's the welcome!
It's like a week hasn't passed!
As if yesterday together
We're tired of each other!
I'm forty-five hours, my eyes do not screw up in a moment,
More than seven hundred miles swept - wind, storm!
And here is the reward for the feats!
Sophia.
Ah, Chatsky, I am very glad to see you.
Chatsky.
You are happy?
Let's assume it is.
Blessed is he who believes: he is warm in the world!
At seventeen you blossomed beautifully,
Incredible and you know it.
Are you in love? Please give me an answer!
Without thought, fullness to be embarrassed.
SOPHIA (loudly, with irritation and resentment.)
Yes, at least someone is embarrassed
Questions quick and curious look!
(Leaves, Chatsky follows her.)
Chatsky.
Sofia Pavlovna! Wait!
Lisa.
Well, here's some fun for you!
But no, it's no laughing matter now. (Exits.)
SCENE SEVEN.
Chatsky comes out.
Chatsky (thoughtfully.)
Oh! Sophia!
Is Molchalin really chosen by her?!
I'll be back here at night, late,
I'll stay here and I won't close my eyes
At least until the morning. If you drink grief,
It's better right now!
(Hides.)
SCENE EIGHT.
(There is twilight on the stage. Chatsky is hidden, Lisa with a candle.)
Liza (knocking on Molchalin.)
Listen, sir. Please wake up.
The young lady is calling you, the young lady is calling you.
SCENE NINE.
(Chatsky behind the column, Lisa, Molchalin yawns and stretches, Sophia hides on the other side of the stage.)
Lisa.
You, sir, are a stone, sir, ice!
Molchalin.
Ah, Liza! Are you from yourself?
Lisa.
From the young lady, s.
Molchalin.
Do you want to be only on parcels?
Lisa.
And you, the bride-seekers,
Do not bask and do not yawn.
Pretty and sweet, who does not eat
And do not sleep until the wedding.
Molchalin.
What wedding? With whom?
Lisa.
And with the young lady?
Molchalin.
Go,
There is much hope ahead
Let's spend time without a wedding.
I don't see anything in Sofia Pavlovna
Enviable. God grant her a century to live richly,
Loved Chatsky once,
He will stop loving me like him.
My angel, I would like half
Feel the same about her
What I feel for you;
No, no matter how I tell myself
Getting ready to be gentle
And svizhus - and a sheet.
SOPHIA (aside)
What baseness!
Chatsky (aside.)
Scoundrel!
Lisa.
And you are not ashamed?
Molchalin.
My father bequeathed to me:
First, to please all people without exception -
The owner, where you happen to live,
The boss with whom I will serve,
To his servant who cleans dresses,
Doorman, janitor, to avoid evil,
The janitor's dog, so that it was affectionate.
Lisa.
Say, sir, you have a huge guardianship!
Molchalin.
And here's the lover I assume
For the sake of the daughter of such a person.
Lisa.
Come on, enough talk.
Molchalin.
Let's go love to share our deplorable steal.
Let me hug you from the heart of fullness!
(Liza is not given.)
Why is she not you?!
(Molchalin wants to go, Sophia won't let her.)
Sophia.
Horrible man!
I am ashamed of myself!
Molchalin.
How! Sofia Pavlovna...
Sophia.
Not a word, for God's sake
Be quiet! I'm up for everything!
MOLCHALIN (rushes to his knees, Sophia pushes him away.)
Ah, remember! Don't be angry, take a look...
Sophia.
Don't be mean, stand up
I don't want an answer, I know your answer
Lie...
Molchalin.
Have mercy...
Sophia.
No no no!
May I never hear from you again!
Molchalin.
As you command.
(Rises.)
Sophia.
She herself is pleased that she found out everything at night:
There are no reproachful witnesses in the eyes,
Like daviche, when I fainted,
Here Chatsky was...
CHATSKY (throws between them.)
He's here, pretender!
Sophia and Lisa.
Oh! Oh!
Chatsky.
Here is the solution to the puzzle at last!
Here I am donated to whom!
SOPHIA (in tears.)
Don't go on, I blame myself all around
But who would have thought
That he was so insidious!
(Noise offstage.)
Lisa.
Knock! Noise! Oh my god! The whole house runs here!
Let's go quickly!
(LIZA and SOPHIA leave in a hurry. The noise subsides.)
SCENE TEN.
(Chatsky alone.)
Chatsky.
Get out of Moscow!
I don't go here anymore!
I'm running, I won't look back, I'll go looking around the world,
Where there is a corner for the offended heart.
Carriage for me! Carriage!
(Exits.)
A curtain.
Preview:
(Abridged and with some modifications.)
CHARACTERS.
The Dragon.
Lancelot, the errant knight.
Charlemagne, archivist.
Elsa, his daughter.
Cat.
Footman.
SCENE ONE.
(Lancelot, Cat. Spacious kitchen. Cat is napping on an armchair.)
Lancelot (enters, looks around, calls.)
Mister owner! Mistress mistress! No one ... The house is empty, the doors are open. It's good that I fair man. (Sits down.) Let's wait. Mr. Cat, will your masters return soon? You are silent?
Cat.
I am silent.
Lancelot.
Why, may I ask?
Cat.
When you are warm and soft, it is wiser to doze off and keep quiet.
Lancelot.
Well, where are your masters?
Cat.
They face great grief. I rest my soul when they leave the yard.
Lancelot.
Tell me, cat, what happened? What if I save your masters. It happened to me. What is your name?
Cat.
Masha.
Lancelot.
I thought you were a cat.
Cat.
Yes, I am a cat, but sometimes people are so inattentive. My owners are still surprised that I have never calved. They say: what are you, Mashenka? Dear people, poor people...
Lancelot.
Who are they, your masters?
Cat.
Mr. Archivist Charlemagne and his only daughter Elsa, who has such soft paws! .. She is in danger, and, consequently, all of us.
Lancelot.
What threatens her?
Cat.
It has been 400 years since the Dragon settled in our city. Every year he chooses a girl for himself, and we, without meowing, give her to the Dragon. He takes her to a cave and we never see her again. Meow! And so he chose our Elsa.
SCENE TWO.
(Lancelot, Cat, Elsa, Charlemagne, lackey.)
Enter Elsa and Charlemagne.
Lancelot.
Hello, kind sir and beautiful young lady!
Charlemagne.
Hello Young man.
Lancelot.
Your house looked at me so kindly, and the gate was open, and the kitchen light was on, and I entered uninvited. Sorry.
Charlemagne.
You don't have to ask for forgiveness. Our doors are open to everyone.
Elsa.
Sit down please. With us you can have a good rest. Our city is very quiet. Nothing ever happens here.
Lancelot.
Never?
Charlemagne.
Never. Indeed, last week was very strong wind. One house almost had its roof blown off. But it's not such a big deal.
Lancelot.
And the Dragon?!
Elsa.
Mr passerby.
Lancelot.
My name is Lancelot.
Elsa.
Mr. Lancelot, I'm sorry. I beg you: not a word about it.
Lancelot.
Why?
Elsa.
Because there's nothing you can do about it.
Charlemagne.
Yes. Tomorrow, as soon as the Dragon takes her away, I will also die.
Lancelot.
I want to help you.
Elsa.
How?
Charlemagne.
How can you help us?
Lancelot.
I'll challenge the Dragon to battle!
Elsa.
No no! He will kill you and it will poison last hours of my life.
Cat.
Meow!
Lancelot.
I'll challenge the Dragon to battle!
(Behind the scenes, noise, roar.)
Cat.
Easy to remember.
(The footman enters.)
Footman.
Mr Dragon is here for you. (Exits.)
SCENE THREE.
(Lancelot, Charlemagne, Elsa, Cat, Dragon.)
The Dragon Man enters.
The Dragon.
Hello guys! Elsa, hello baby! Do you have a guest? Who is this?
Charlemagne.
This is a stranger, a passerby.
The Dragon.
Fine. Wanderer! Why don't you look at me? Why are you staring at the door?
Lancelot.
I'm waiting for the Dragon to enter.
The Dragon.
Haha! I am the Dragon!
Lancelot.
You?! And they told me that you have three heads, claws, huge growth!
The Dragon.
Today I am simply, without ranks. Elsa, give me a paw. Cheat ... Minx ... What a warm paw! The muzzle is higher. Smile! (To Lancelot.) What are you, a passer-by?
Lancelot.
I admire.
The Dragon.
Well done! Admire! And why did you come?
Lancelot.
On business.
The Dragon.
For what business? Well, speak! Maybe I can help you. Why did you come here?
Lancelot.
To kill you!
The Dragon.
Louder...
Elsa.
No no! He is joking! Do you want me to give you my hand again, Mr. Dragon?
The Dragon.
What?
Lancelot.
I challenge you to a fight! Do you hear, Dragon?
(The dragon is silent, turning purple.)
I challenge you for the third time! Do you hear?!
The Dragon.
Let's fight tomorrow morning! (He leaves. A terrible roar is heard in the distance. Everyone surrounds Lancelot.)
SCENE FOUR.
(Lancelot, Charlemagne, Elsa, Cat.)
Elsa.
Why did you start this?
Charlemagne.
We will pray for you, valiant knight!
Cat.
Meow!
Lancelot.
I love all of you my friends! I will defeat the Dragon! And all of us, after long worries and torments, will be happy, very happy!
A curtain…
Preview:
Scenes from a fairy tale
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Characters.
Lead storyteller.
A little prince.
King.
Ambitious.
Drunkard.
Lamplighter.
(The curtain is closed. The presenter-narrator is in the forefront.)
Leading.
The Little Prince lived and lived. He lived on a planet that was slightly larger than himself, and he really missed a friend. One day he decided to travel with migratory birds.
Closest to the planet of the Little Prince were asteroids 325, 326, 327, 328, 329 and 330. So he decided to visit them first: you need to find something to do and learn something.
The king lived on the first asteroid.
SCENE ONE.
(The curtain opens. The king sits on the throne.
Suddenly, the Little Prince appears in front of him.)
King.
Ah, here comes the servant! Come, I want to see you!
THE LITTLE PRINCE (aside)
How did he recognize me? After all, he sees me for the first time!
Leading.
He did not know that kings look at the world in a very simplified way: for them all people are subjects
(The little prince looks around, wondering where to sit, but the king's robe takes up too much space; he suddenly yawns.)
King.
Etiquette does not permit yawning in the presence of a monarch. I forbid you to yawn!
A little prince.
I accidentally ... I was on the road for a long time and did not sleep at all.
King.
Well, then I command you to yawn. For many years I have not seen anyone yawn. I'm even curious. So, yawn! That is my order.
A little prince.
But I'm shy... I can't take it anymore... May I sit down?
King ( picking up one half of his robe.)
I command: sit down!
THE LITTLE PRINCE (sits down.)
Your Majesty, may I ask you?
King.
I command: ask!
A little prince.
Your Majesty... where is your kingdom?
King (spreading out his hands.)
Everywhere.
A little prince.
Everywhere? And is it all yours? (Pointing into the distance.)
King.
Yes.
A little prince.
And the stars obey you?
King.
Well, of course! The stars obey me instantly. I don't tolerate disobedience.
A little prince.
I would like to see the sunset. Please, do me a favor, command the sun to set...
King.
If I order some general to flutter like a butterfly from flower to flower, or compose a tragedy, or turn around sea gull and the general will not obey the order, who will be to blame for this - he or I?
A little prince.
You, Your Majesty.
King.
Quite right. Everyone should be asked what he can give. Power must first of all be reasonable.
A little prince.
What about sunset?
King.
You will have sunset. I will demand that the sun go down, but first I will wait for favorable conditions, for this is the wisdom of the ruler.
A little prince.
When will conditions be favorable?
King.
Today it will be at seven o'clock forty minutes in the evening. And then you will see how exactly my command will be fulfilled.
A little prince.
But it's time for me.
King.
Stay! I will appoint you minister.
A little prince.
Minister of what?
King.
Well… justice.
THE LITTLE PRINCE (looks around.)
But there is no one here to judge!
King.
Then judge yourself. This is the hardest part. It is much harder to judge oneself than others. If you can judge yourself correctly, then you are truly wise.
A little prince.
I can judge myself anywhere. There is no need for me to stay with you for this. And if it pleases your Majesty that your orders be carried out unquestioningly, you could give a prudent command. For example, order me to hit the road without a moment's hesitation ... It seems to me that the conditions for this are the most favorable.
King.
I command you to go on your way. I appoint you as an ambassador!
(The little prince waves his cloak, steps forward. The curtain closes.)
A little prince.
Strange people these adults. (Exits.)
Leading.
On the second planet lived an ambitious man.
SCENE TWO.
(The curtain opens. A fashionably dressed ambitious man enters the stage. The Little Prince appears.)
Ambitious.
Oh, here comes the admirer!
Leading.
Vain people imagine that everyone admires them.
A little prince.
Good afternoon. What a funny hat you have!
Ambitious.
This is to bow when they greet me. Unfortunately, no one looks here.
A little prince.
That's how!
Ambitious.
Clap your hands!
(The little prince claps his hands. The ambitious man lifts his hat and bows.)
THE LITTLE PRINCE (aside)
It's more fun here than at the old king's.
Ambitious.
Are you really my enthusiastic admirer?
A little prince.
Ambitious.
A little prince.
Why, there is no one else on your planet!
Ambitious.
Well, give me pleasure, still admire me!
A little prince.
I admire, but what do you enjoy from this?
Leading.
On next planet lived a drunkard. The little prince stayed with him for a very short time, but after that he became very unhappy.
SCENE THREE.
(The curtain opens. A drunkard sits on the stage at a table lined with bottles. The Little Prince appears in front of him.)
A little prince.
What are you doing?
Drunkard (gloomy)
Drink.
A little prince.
For what?
Drunkard.
To forget.
A little prince.
What to forget?
Drunkard (hanging his head.)
I want to forget that I'm ashamed.
A little prince.
Why are you ashamed?
Drunkard.
Conscientious to drink. (He drops his head on the table.)
(The curtain closes.)
A little prince.
These adults are a strange people! .. (Exit.)
Leading.
The next planet was very interesting. She was the smallest. It only fit a lantern and a lamplighter.
SCENE FOUR.
(A lamplighter who turns the lantern on and off. It can be a lamp or part of the stage lighting. The Little Prince appears. He watches the lamplighter.)
Leading.
The little prince could not understand why on a tiny planet lost in the sky, where there are no houses or inhabitants, a lantern and a lamplighter are needed.
(The lamplighter puts out the lantern.)
A little prince.
Good afternoon Why did you turn off the lantern now?
Lamplighter.
Such an agreement. Good afternoon
A little prince.
And what is this agreement?
Lamplighter (Includes flashlight.)
Extinguish the lantern. Good evening!
A little prince.
Why did you turn it on again?
Lamplighter.
Such an agreement.
A little prince.
I don't understand.
Lamplighter.
And there is nothing to understand. A deal is a deal. Good afternoon (Extinguishes the lantern, wipes the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.) My trade is hard. Once it made sense. I put out the lantern in the morning and lit it again in the evening. I had a day to rest and a night to sleep.
A little prince.
And then the deal changed?
Lamplighter.
The deal hasn't changed. That's the trouble! My planet rotates faster and faster year by year, but the agreement remains the same.
A little prince.
And how now?
Lamplighter.
Yes, like this. The planet does full turn in one minute, and I don't have a second of respite. Every minute I turn off the lantern and light it again.
A little prince.
That's funny! So your day only lasts one minute!
Lamplighter.
There is nothing funny here! We've been talking for a whole month!
A little prince.
Whole month?!
Lamplighter.
Well, yes. Thirty minutes. Thirty days. Good evening! (Lights the lantern.)
THE LITTLE PRINCE (aside)
Maybe this person is stupid. But he is not as absurd as the king, the ambitious and drunkard. There is a point to his work, though. When he lights his lantern, it is as if another star or flower is being born. And when he extinguishes the lantern, it is as if a star or a flower falls asleep. Great job! It's really useful because it's beautiful. This man is true to his word. Here's someone to make friends with! But his planet is already very tiny. There is no room for two. (To the lamplighter.) Farewell!
Lamplighter.
Goodbye!
(The curtain closes.)
Leading.
The little prince has visited many planets, including Earth. (The curtain opens. The participants of the performance are on the stage.) Earth is not a simple planet. There are one hundred and eleven kings, seven thousand geographers, nine hundred thousand businessmen, seven and a half million drunkards, three hundred and eleven million ambitious people, four hundred and sixty-two thousand lamplighters - a total of about two billion adults.
You will learn about what happened to the Little Prince on planet Earth by reading amazing fairy tale Antoine de Saint-Exupery(together) "A little prince"!
(They bow, holding hands. The curtain closes.)
