It is good if the group of Gypsies is large and of different ages, with tambourines and rattles in their hands. They can manipulate their scarves, shawls, making a “circle-dance” out of them, enclosing fortunetellers in it, and “gates”, letting the public through them. Can connect theater group- "Gypsy" with a costumed "bear", performing various commands. It will be great if two or three guitarists perform gypsy songs live.
Characters:
Gypsy 1 (with fake cards),
Gypsy 2(with big clay pot), Gypsy 3(with chest)
Gypsy 4(with a huge wallet).
The company of Gypsies dancing to the tune of gypsy songs, pestering the public, offering to tell fortunes.
Gypsy 1. Ay, chavale, young, blue-eyed, don't look around, look at us. We feel inside, you want to know your fate! Gild the pen, our precious one, let's spread the cards like a fan - we'll tell the whole truth, we won't hide anything. The legs feed the wolf, and the gypsies - the cards!
Gypsy 4 (holds up a huge wallet)
Gypsy 1 Put some money in a gypsy purse - no matter how much you feel sorry for - but draw any card ... Look, do not lose!
The fortuneteller pulls out a card, Gypsy 1 explains its meaning. The cards are comic (several are attached), so you can predict anything. Gypsy 2 steps forward, interrupting her.
Gypsy 2 . Ay, you are our diamond, diamond, try again to try fate -
Fortune telling on the gypsy "thing pot" ...
Show money! Round money - Swarthy gypsy.
A gypsy will tell you everything about your fate as it is - she won’t lie, Money won’t be wasted in vain!
Gypsy 4 (again substitutes an open and already empty wallet):
Gypsy 2 money right hand you quit
A left hand put it in the pot.
It has a lot of things, but you don’t take everything,
And choose one for yourself!
Objects are stacked in a pot covered with a scarf. A fortuneteller, without looking, takes out an object from under a scarf, Gypsy 2 explains its meaning.
OBJECTS FROM THE GYPSY POT:
Ring - for an imminent wedding, a change in personal life.
Handkerchief - to parting, grief is possible soon.
Flower - to success and prosperity in business, to popularity with the opposite sex.
Candy - to tempting offers, to an easy and sweet life.
Bread crust - to life's trials, material difficulties.
Button - to big family, to the addition to the family.
Coin - to profit, wealth, unexpected inheritance, the appearance of a financial patron.
Bird feather - to the news, unexpected news, news.
The key is to a new house, apartment, housewarming, change of residence.
Horseshoe - to complete happiness in life.
Sliver - to good health.
Braid or ribbon - to long road, long trip.
Bell - to the imminent joy, great fun.
Bean or beans - to family well-being, mutual understanding in the family, love of relatives.
After divination, the removed item is returned back to the pot. Gypsy 3 steps forward, interrupting Gypsy 2.
Gypsy 3. Ah, you are our yacht, pearl, look:
Here is an old chest with the black hand of an old gypsy inside!
If you are brave at heart
That hand will tell you for a sweet deed.
The most important,
So that you give Gypsy paper money ...
Gypsy 4 (replaces an empty wallet again):
Gypsy 3 And there will be copper money -
The gypsy will become harmful.
Throw money
Yes, carefully open the chest!
The fortuneteller opens the chest, there are notes with predictions rolled into tubes.
Take any scroll, but do not strongly sherudi,
Do not wake the black hand of the old gypsy!
At the moment when the fortuneteller takes the note, Gypsy 3 slips the “old gypsy’s hand” through the back wall, decorated with black fringe, and covers his hand.
The hand is a rubber glove stuffed with sealant, with patches of wool and nails glued on. Then the fortuneteller is asked to read the note taken out aloud.
NOTES OF THEIR GYPSY CHEST:
Beware of casual connections, a big problem can arise.
Refuse offers to take a walk at someone else's expense. Remember: free cheese is only in a mousetrap. Calculate with interest!
The event you started will not succeed. If you want to be happy, change your plans!
Soon you will become an object of adoration, but do not give in to feelings entirely, they can be false!
You may lose something very important, be careful!
In the near future, undoubted luck awaits you in all financial matters.
With a little effort on your part, this year it is possible to change jobs to another with better conditions.
In the near future, outbursts of anger from your boss are coming. Be on the lookout and be able to adequately repel undeserved attacks!
There is a chance of becoming the subject of unpleasant gossip, try to be more careful, then you may be able to avoid this.
Try to make friends with the person you avoid. Soon he will be able to help you in your difficult situation.
It is possible to change your living conditions.
The wind of distant wanderings awaits you.
Your marital status may change soon.
Your frank confessions friends will play a bad joke on you.
You hide a secret that torments you. Is it time to open up to your loved ones?
The long-awaited promotion is two steps away from you, make a little effort!
You will be able to make ends meet, and from now on you will confidently stay afloat.
You took one wrong step. Hurry up to fix it, otherwise you will lose the most precious thing you have!
Unexpected wealth awaits you, but do not lose your head, do not forget about your loved ones!
Stop throwing dust in the eyes of others, show them your true nature. You are not as bad as you think you are.
In the near future you will become the owner of a new property.
Something will happen that you do not expect at all, but if you approach the solution of the issue reasonably, then everything will turn out in your favor.
In your destiny, everything depends only on you. Be a little more persistent, go to your intended goal, and everything will work out!
Soon you will have a very influential patron.
In the near future you will find a new interesting acquaintance.
Wait for the good news, soon everything will change for the better.
Start paying more attention to yourself, love yourself, this is extremely necessary for you.
Avoid large meals and cheerful companies: it's time to listen to your health, otherwise it will be too late!
Do not lend money: there is a chance that they will not return to you back.
Hurry on vacation, go to the sea, this year an extraordinary a holiday romance with a sequel that will depend only on you!
You expect the appearance of new unforeseen expenses.
By the end of the year there will be new source financial well-being.
Beware, do not play with fire, your intentions threaten you with big trouble!
Gypsy 4. Ay, gray-winged dove, don't trust the gypsies...
And especially ... young gypsies!
Together. Live, dear, according to your conscience!
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy will make the holiday brighter!
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2012 by Olga Ladyemansipe 4 Comments
If you are planning celebratory event, and you do not know how to entertain guests, then you have come to the right place. From personal experience I can say that one of the most effective ways how to make the holiday memorable for everyone, are thematic dressing up.
Surprise moment "Gypsy"
I don’t know whether it’s about clothes or people, but the dressing method always works, even without careful preparation. If there is no time to come up with a costumed role-playing performance, then dress up a woman as a gypsy, and better man, you can always.
And maybe, at first glance, gypsy comic fortune-telling in verses will seem banal to many, but when people see the whole picture, they will be able to restrain themselves from laughter, and will remember the holiday for a long time. So, if you organize comic fortune-telling for a birthday, you can make a pleasant surprise for the birthday man, and if you come up with comic fortune-telling for a gypsy at a wedding, then all the guests and newlyweds will appreciate the efforts of the organizers, and will gladly take part in the process. I bring to your attention gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse, which you can safely use at any holiday.
Comic gypsy fortune-telling for women
Comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for an anniversary
Scene-congratulations on the anniversary "Fortune telling of a gypsy."
A woman, better who can speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking for the hero of the day, which is a matter of life and death. Asks to accept and quickly.
A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I will tell you for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell everything as it is. Now I'll scatter the cards, I'll learn a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you ... and your name in great language
Maya means… You love being right in everything, you always try to help everyone and everywhere.
Always want to be helpful. Your zodiac sign, ... and you were born today exactly ... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example, football, fishing or hunting). Each person was born under the auspices of some tree, so your tree is .... And this means that you are a necessary person in any company and the soul of the company.
It is always interesting and fun with you and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have many of them. You love your family and are proud of your children.
You are loved by women and always surrounded by lovely ladies. Come on, accept a gift of a bouquet of flowers from ladies dear to your heart. And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman's anniversary
I will scatter the deck
It was in her life that she had
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, I know from those suits
Will be in life that she has
In the past, a wedding, a feast on a mountain,
Yes, there are no guests around
A wedding that is called golden
I have it in my deck!
So that she had a plane,
Say let her pay
But we are in this business
They would also have something!
It was to sell them the mind.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybags. She's fine here too.
Husband is not easy!
Live somewhere underneath
Moscow!
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that undershirt
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation
She has a life!
Happiness and do not count in the asset,
And the merits cannot be counted!
Happiness is in the future
And there are merit too!
In a stack so that one to one,
At least two hundred years
Go hunting for a pheasant
And if you bring a boar home, you will find five hundred rubles in a basket.
Put them on your phone
You say: “Fuck!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you will send
Fired - you say: "Well, so what!" Showcases passing by
I want this bullshit!” And go broke at the root.
And a long youth awaits you,
A pleasant cycle of travel. You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood in the veins
Big love awaits you. And happy besides
Choose who you need.
And all this without cheating
Pockets full of money. Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for a long time
Dig all 24 hours a day
Three months you will dig
And then you bathe in wealth.
If you want to be happy
You will be happy, for the life of you.
KVN-2012. 6th game 1/4. Pyatigorsk - Gypsy woman is guessing...
Scene Gypsy on the anniversary
Host: Attention, attention!
A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet the master of magical and gypsy sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable ... Lyalya
Black!
Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company!
Receive mpiya into your agreeable company. (He sits down at the table.) It's no use the deushka called me professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future.
I know the fate of all the guests of this house. Podkhady, gild the pen, I’ll tell you everything, what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate… , someone - the birth of another child, someone - moving, someone - a promotion, etc. After fortune-telling, everyone raises a glass for the future and health of the hero of the day.
Then the gypsy performs gypsy dance, inviting "First-class (th) gypsy (-ku)". Presenter: And I heard from one of my acquaintances that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Turns to a gypsy woman.) Perhaps this is not true? Gypsy: Wow, you're right!
Everything is true!
Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what ... (He goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) That young man, handsome and handsome, thinks about what delicious salad prepared by the mistress of this house, but his wife will not be able to do such a thing ... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy one thinks about what good man host ... (Approaches the third, etc.) Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by pulling out a lucky or unlucky ticket. Gypsy: And such a fortune-telling is known to me!
Here are my tickets. Padkhadite, dear guests, good people, pull the papers of the king. What is written on them will certainly come true ... As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or clippings from newspaper statues pasted on small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late for work ... Hello everyone!
And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity!
I’ll drink a glass on the path for the hospitable owners of this house and for their guests! ..
Host: Thank you
Lyalya, that came to us for a light!
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Gypsy prediction options
1. Oh, my dear, I see the brilliance along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money.
You can buy a cottage outside the city, because you will give up an apartment for debts, and now give me a coin, my rich man, gild the pen. 2. Wai, dear, I see you will be a big boss: you will gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wai, dear, be on the lookout: avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth! 6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening! 7. Today
You may have an inclination for solitude with anyone!
8. Today, be careful and don't fall asleep on your table neighbor's plate! 9. Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work on 11.
And you - I know exactly what tomorrow will be!
Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12.
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning - you will run for beer, in the evening - for girls! 13.
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure.
Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... hard to see ... ah, herring! 14.
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest - fall asleep! 15.
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17.
Friends will be around you tonight.
Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik and
Polkan! 18. The boundless ones are waiting for you, the unknown ones have given. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today. 20. Get ready for the big fight!
Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt. 22. Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you! 24.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror! Comic fortune-telling existed and was always in demand. They were performed differently. IN modern conditions not every old divination can already be reproduced, but new ways of comic predictions have appeared.
Comic fortune-telling for the anniversary - for fun or seriously? If earlier they guessed on wax, yarn and needles, now they use books, keyboards and other modern items. People have different attitudes towards such rituals. Some consider comic fortune-telling on
new year, or interesting divination for the anniversary with fun games, non-committal buffoonery, while other people are sure that this is a wonderful opportunity easily and without negative consequences know your future.
Funny comic divination by a gypsy in verse
We all know about gypsy magic. And, there is nothing to hide, for many of us fortune-telling, and witchcraft, and the old secrets of the camp are attractive. Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in poems for a birthday can bring novelty to the holiday atmosphere, add some zest to the script.
But, of course, these funny fortune-telling with funny predictions were not invented by gypsies, but ordinary people with the intention of making the holiday unforgettable. Agree, the owner feels awkward when his guests yawn from boredom. And to make it more fun to celebrate
New Year, birthday or any other holiday, and use frivolous rites of frivolous magic, including comic fortune-telling gypsies in verse or funny fortune-telling for a man's anniversary.
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy for an anniversary will make the holiday brighter
There are many ways of such fortune-telling for a woman's anniversary. For example, this way is very interesting. There are elements of surprise, surprise, and prediction here - funny, comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse.
For this pun, the height of a noisy feast is best suited, when it is time to serve sweets to guests. Dessert dishes include sweet pie, consisting of small buns, each of which has a special filling hidden in it. The guests take a bun, break them, and the host or hostess reads comic prediction gypsies about what he got. Perhaps these comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for an anniversary,
New Year or at a wedding may seem banal and even stupid, but when the guests see the whole picture, they are unlikely to be able to resist laughter, they will appreciate the efforts of the host and will remember this holiday for a long time.
Comic fortune-telling for a birthday
Gypsy - Fortuneteller
During the feast, a gypsy appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordionist (guitarist). First, she sings to the motive of a gypsy:
I am a funny fortune teller
I don't ask for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
I ran away from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jelly!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom
Right on this very spot
With him I would have tasted sin!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
Let me guess people
Let me lay out the cards
Give me a coin
I will tell the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe just “guesses” the guests by the hand. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of a guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be common, for example, like this:
Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work!
And you - I know for sure what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my rich man, in five minutes you will be dancing a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you will be washing your trousers!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer, in the evening you will run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... it's hard to see ... oh, a herring!
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest are asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you!
They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
Friends will be around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
The boundless gave you, the unknown gave. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today.
Waiting for you, young, different diseases, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because the hands are dirty!
Get ready for the big fight! Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge!
A big loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales
A funny comedy will be shown to you on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
To be you, beauty, tomorrow morning an asterisk, a berry, a pussy, a fish, but if you give beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, love! .. They will give tomorrow. So much so that you will sneeze until the evening!
Who among us has not heard stories about gypsy fortune-telling? You can believe in the predictions of a gypsy, or you can not believe. But the story told by one young man makes you think about many things.
The story of N.S.
- Because of a single fortune-telling, everything in my life went awry! The last bum is happier than me, who put in so much effort to achieve success. Oh, if I knew where to fall, this would not have happened to me…
Happy day
What can a person who has received a diploma feel? Yesterday's student, behind whom is a poor childhood, sleepless nights of preparation for defense?
On this happy day, the future was painted in the most iridescent colors - after all, everything that was planned several years ago was gradually implemented.
I defended myself better than anyone, got a prestigious job, a dorm room. Now it remains only to gain a foothold in the city of your dreams - to build a career and successfully marry.
The old gypsy fortune-teller appeared literally from nowhere.
Grasping my hand tightly, she dragged me to the nearest shop. : “Do not rush, killer whale, listen to me - all dreams will come true, you will do it at my word - you will be rich, you will become big bosses!”
From surprise, I was taken aback and dutifully followed the old woman - after all, what she was talking about was so in tune with mine. cherished dreams and wishes.
gypsy divination
The gypsy fortune-teller covered my palm with her hand, whispering:
“Devel rides a horse, the sun shines in the sky - it illuminates the path, it controls fate! Well done, handsome, like a month, you will be rich, happily married! But the lava comes to you, lies in your hands, tells you to share with me!
Then, turning her hand over, she said demandingly: “Gild the pen, killer whale! I’ll tell you how not to miss happiness, I’ll tell you what lies ahead!”
I gave her several hundred bills and the gypsy fortune-teller continued: “In a year you will marry the beautiful, rich daughter of the boss, you will become the boss yourself. When you get to the house, go through the door with your back, wave your hand at the shadow. Also gild the handle, otherwise you will talk to the devil!
Yes, it’s not like a man to run away from old grandmothers, but everyone knows what gypsies are capable of - everyone knows about stories with fortunetellers: after all, they can deprive a person of all his money.
Of course not a single word old witch I didn’t believe it, but when I got to my hostel, just in case, I did everything exactly as she told me.
And then he tried to forget about this incident, reassuring himself that he got off with small losses.
Foretold life
I remembered the predictions of the gypsy about a year later - shortly before my wedding. Rather Nastya, future wife, reminded: “Kolenka! Wow, as coincidentally - it turns out that you received your diploma on the same day that our wedding will be.
From that day on, the thought crept into my head that that gypsy fortune-teller did not predict the future for me, but rigged something disgusting. Nastya, indeed, is the daughter of a rich dad, my boss, only terrible, like a mortal sin and, on top of that, a fool stuffed!
One consolation was that in addition to my wife, I would not only get an apartment, but also protection from my father-in-law. But here everything went wrong!
Less than a month later, my father-in-law called me into the office: “Since you are now my relative, we cannot work together in the prefecture. There is no need for me to breed nepotism, to give a reason for gossip. I found a suitable place for you - now you will be an independent leader. Get ready and get started."
I became the boss - only the new appointment did not bring me any joy. My father-in-law appointed me as the director of a long-closed cemetery.
All my repaired are brooms-shovels and a couple of non-drying drunks in addition to them. At work, the salary is a penny, there is no gain, and at home, the fear-man's wife shakes her nerves.
But the father-in-law is covered in chocolate - how, such a correct leader, no nepotism and patronage of relatives!
Devilry
And then the police filed a criminal case against me. The brothers buried the corpses in my cemetery, and I turned out to be the last one.
Well, yes, I knew what was going on in the entrusted territory, but if I had gone to the police, they would have buried me there too: not on the same day, then the next.
As soon as my father-in-law found out about everything, I was immediately evicted to a communal apartment, having issued our divorce with Nastya retroactively. Here is such a steep turn - I climbed a hill, but fell into a hole.
When I turned from hopelessness to, she immediately confirmed: the predictions of the gypsy had an effect on my whole life.
