If we meet gypsies and fortune tellers on high road we have no faith in them.
It’s scary to still be one step away from a mysterious and intriguing person, able to guess spiritual secrets. But at corporate parties, family feasts or dates, comic fortune-telling is common.
Standard program
Almost always corporate parties are similar to each other. There's time for solemn speeches, dances for team building, cocktails and snacks, and an invited star is dancing on the stage.
With the last point, many are original: they call artists, sometimes clowns. Others show imagination and summon illusionists.
There are those who prefer to manage on their own. In the latter version, comic fortune-telling will come to the rescue. They will not create an atmosphere of mystery and fear, which is possible in a situation with real predictions. Guests and participants will not be embarrassed, and they themselves will remain on the wave of positive and humor.
You can come up with a great variety of types of entertainment at a corporate party, depending on the purpose of the event and the mood of the guests. It does not interfere with showing originality in preparation for the event. So you can avoid bored faces at the evening, discussions of office problems and dull photos.
But some typicality in the organization must still be present
- Firstly, you need to think through the program in advance and always have a couple of ideas in reserve in case of force majeure.
- Secondly, the program should not contain tasks and competitions that require the obligatory possession of specific skills.
- Thirdly, do not be afraid to return to old ideas. If you recycle them, you can find the real gold mine joke programs.
New Year fortune telling
In order not to get into trouble with a comic prediction, you don’t have to go into specifics. The note itself should cause a smile or surprise, as well as set it up for positive.
wedding predictions
At the wedding, the bridesmaid can take over the responsibility to carry out comic fortune-telling. On small cards she will write or print small predictions about the coming life.
The bride can "predict" the visit of the stork that night. And the groom can be told that after some time he will have an heir.
Let the guests take out the papers in turn, and the toastmaster reads them aloud. You can also, in order to make comic fortune-telling, resort to the help of the image of a gypsy. These mysterious ladies are frequent guests for birthdays or anniversaries of large companies.
The gypsy will tell you everything
Gypsies can guess not only by their hands, but by their eyes, by coffee and, classics of the genre, by cards. Of course, it is not necessary to do this professionally, because the point is not in skill, but in artistry.
Comic gypsies can also tell fortunes on champagne. A lady in a fancy dress sits down to the guest at the anniversary and takes his glass, into which she herself throws marmalade or a crumb of chocolate.
- If the load went down like a stone, then, apparently, this guest will dance until he drops.
- If chocolate floats in champagne, then love experiences are coming.
Gypsies at a wedding can come up with their own interpretations and remake them based on their imagination.
Divination by the book
For a birthday, a birthday person can come Kind fairy with his book of fate. The role of the latter can be played by any collection of children's fairy tales, anecdotes or poems. The relevance of fortune-telling in Bulgakov's novel "The Master and Margarita" does not subside.
Here you need to decide on the age limit of the audience. If the party is designed exclusively for adults, then for fortune-telling you can take a frank love story.
The birthday party manager brings the book and upgrades it accordingly. Now we need to create an atmosphere of magic: wrap the book with paper with a star print, maybe “age” the pages with tea infusion.
The host closes his eyes after listening to the question of the guest, and opens the book on the first page that comes across. The guest thinks of a line and a couple of sentences will predict his fate for his birthday and the year ahead.
Divination on wax
For divination, you need to melt the wax in a spoon and pour it into the water. Now women are beginning to show their imagination and see predictions of their fate in wax figures on the water.
To believe or not to believe? Everyone decides for himself. But in this aspect, it is better to move away from seriousness and tune in to the positive.
You may not call at all. comic gypsies, but do it on your own to be completely sure that the party will be held without excesses. Author: Margarita Deeva
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy will make the holiday brighter!
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If you are planning celebratory event, and you do not know how to entertain guests, then you have come to the right place. From personal experience I can say that one of the most effective ways how to make the holiday memorable for everyone, are thematic dressing up.
Surprise moment "Gypsy"
I don’t know whether it’s about clothes or people, but the dressing method always works, even without careful preparation. If there is no time to come up with a costumed role-playing performance, then dress up a woman as a gypsy, and better man, you can always.
And maybe, at first glance, gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse will seem banal to many, but when people see the whole picture, they will be able to restrain themselves from laughing and will remember the holiday for a long time. So, if you organize comic fortune-telling for a birthday, you can make a pleasant surprise for the birthday man, and if you come up with comic fortune-telling for a gypsy at a wedding, then all the guests and newlyweds will appreciate the efforts of the organizers and will gladly take part in the process. I bring to your attention gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse, which you can safely use at any holiday.
Comic gypsy fortune-telling for women
Comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for an anniversary
Scene-congratulations on the anniversary "Fortune telling of a gypsy."
A woman, better who can speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking for the hero of the day, which is a matter of life and death. Asks to accept and quickly.
A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I will tell you for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell everything as it is. Now I'll scatter the cards, I'll learn a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you ... and your name in great language
Maya means… You love being right in everything, you always try to help everyone and everywhere.
Always want to be helpful. Your zodiac sign, ... and you were born today exactly ... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example, football, fishing or hunting). Each person was born under the auspices of some tree, so your tree is .... And this means that you are a necessary person in any company and the soul of the company.
It is always interesting and fun with you and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have many of them. You love your family and are proud of your children.
You are loved by women and always surrounded by lovely ladies. Come on, accept a gift of a bouquet of flowers from ladies dear to your heart. And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman's anniversary
I will scatter the deck
It was in her life that she had
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, I know from those suits
Will be in life that she has
In the past, a wedding, a feast on a mountain,
Yes, there are no guests around
A wedding that is called golden
I have it in my deck!
So that she had a plane,
Say let her pay
But we are in this business
They would also have something!
It was to sell them the mind.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybags. She's fine here too.
Husband is not easy!
Live somewhere underneath
Moscow!
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that undershirt
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation
She has a life!
Happiness and do not count in the asset,
And the merits cannot be counted!
Happiness is in the future
And there are merit too!
In a stack so that one to one,
At least two hundred years
Go hunting for a pheasant
And if you bring a boar home, you will find five hundred rubles in a basket.
Put them on your phone
You say: “Fuck!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you will send
Fired - you say: "Well, so what!" Showcases passing by
I want this bullshit!” And go broke at the root.
And a long youth awaits you,
A pleasant cycle of travel. You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood in the veins
Big love awaits you. And happy besides
Choose who you need.
And all this without cheating
Pockets full of money. Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for a long time
Dig all 24 hours a day
Three months you will dig
And then you bathe in wealth.
If you want to be happy
You will be happy, for the life of you.
KVN-2012. 6th game 1/4. Pyatigorsk - Gypsy woman is guessing...
Scene Gypsy on the anniversary
Host: Attention, attention!
A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet the master of magical and gypsy sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable ... Lyalya
Black!
Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company!
Receive mpiya into your agreeable company. (He sits down at the table.) It's no use the deushka called me professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future.
I know the fate of all the guests of this house. Podkhady, gild the pen, I’ll tell you everything, what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate… , someone - the birth of another child, someone - moving, someone - a promotion, etc. After fortune-telling, everyone raises a glass for the future and health of the hero of the day.
Then the gypsy performs gypsy dance, inviting "First-class (th) gypsy (-ku)". Presenter: And I heard from one of my acquaintances that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Turns to a gypsy woman.) Perhaps this is not true? Gypsy: Wow, you're right!
Everything is true!
Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what ... (He goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) That young man, handsome and handsome, thinks about what delicious salad prepared by the mistress of this house, but his wife will not be able to do such a thing ... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy one thinks about what good man host ... (Approaches the third, etc.) Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by pulling out a lucky or unlucky ticket. Gypsy: And such a fortune-telling is known to me!
Here are my tickets. Padkhadite, dear guests, good people, pull the papers of the king. What is written on them will certainly come true ... As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or clippings from newspaper statues pasted on small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late for work ... Hello everyone!
And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity!
I’ll drink a glass on the path for the hospitable owners of this house and for their guests! ..
Host: Thank you
Lyalya, that came to us for a light!
Ukrainian show program
Gypsy prediction options
1. Oh, my dear, I see the brilliance along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money.
You can buy a cottage outside the city, because you will give up an apartment for debts, and now give me a coin, my rich man, gild the pen. 2. Wai, dear, I see you will be a big boss: you will gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wai, dear, be on the lookout: avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth! 6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening! 7. Today
You may have an inclination for solitude with anyone!
8. Today, be careful and don't fall asleep on your table neighbor's plate! 9. Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work on 11.
And you - I know exactly what tomorrow will be!
Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12.
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning - you will run for beer, in the evening - for girls! 13.
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure.
Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... hard to see ... ah, herring! 14.
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest - fall asleep! 15.
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17.
Friends will be around you tonight.
Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik and
Polkan! 18. The boundless ones are waiting for you, the unknown ones have given. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today. 20. Get ready for the big fight!
Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt. 22. Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you! 24.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror! Comic fortune-telling existed and was always in demand. They were performed differently. IN modern conditions not every old divination can already be reproduced, but new ways of comic predictions have appeared.
Comic fortune-telling for the anniversary - for fun or seriously? If earlier they guessed on wax, yarn and needles, now they use books, keyboards and other modern items. People have different attitudes towards such rituals. Some consider comic fortune-telling on
new year, or interesting divination for the anniversary with fun games, non-committal buffoonery, while other people are sure that this is a wonderful opportunity easily and without negative consequences know your future.
Funny comic divination by a gypsy in verse
We all know about gypsy magic. And, there is nothing to hide, for many of us fortune-telling, and witchcraft, and the old secrets of the camp are attractive. Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in poems for a birthday can bring novelty to the holiday atmosphere, add some zest to the script.
But of course these funny divination with funny predictions were not invented by gypsies, but ordinary people with the intention of making the holiday unforgettable. Agree, the owner feels awkward when his guests yawn from boredom. And to make it more fun to celebrate
New Year, birthday or any other holiday, and use frivolous rites of frivolous magic, including comic fortune-telling gypsies in verse or funny fortune-telling for a man's anniversary.
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy for an anniversary will make the holiday brighter
There are many ways of such fortune-telling for a woman's anniversary. For example, this way is very interesting. There are elements of surprise, surprise, and prediction here - funny, comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse.
For this pun, the height of a noisy feast is best suited, when it is time to serve sweets to guests. Dessert dishes include sweet pie, consisting of small buns, each of which has a special filling hidden in it. The guests take a bun, break them, and the host or hostess reads comic prediction gypsies about what he got. Perhaps these comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for an anniversary,
New Year or at a wedding may seem banal and even stupid, but when the guests see whole picture, they are unlikely to be able to resist laughter, they will appreciate the efforts of the owner and will remember this holiday for a long time.
Comic fortune-telling for a birthday
It is good if the group of Gypsies is large and of different ages, with tambourines and rattles in their hands. They can manipulate their scarves, shawls, making a “circle-dance” out of them, enclosing fortunetellers in it, and “gates”, letting the public through them. Can connect theater group- "Gypsy" with a costumed "bear", performing various commands. It will be great if two or three guitarists perform gypsy songs live.
Characters:
Gypsy 1 (with fake cards),
Gypsy 2(with big clay pot), Gypsy 3(with chest)
Gypsy 4(with a huge wallet).
The company of Gypsies dancing to the tune of gypsy songs, pestering the public, offering to tell fortunes.
Gypsy 1. Ay, chavale, young, blue-eyed, don't look around, look at us. We feel inside, you want to know your fate! Gild the pen, our precious one, let's spread the cards like a fan - we'll tell the whole truth, we won't hide anything. The legs feed the wolf, and the gypsies - the cards!
Gypsy 4 (holds up a huge wallet)
Gypsy 1 Put some money in a gypsy wallet - no matter how much you feel sorry for - but draw any card ... Look, do not lose!
The fortuneteller pulls out a card, Gypsy 1 explains its meaning. The cards are comic (several are attached), so you can predict anything. Gypsy 2 steps forward, interrupting her.
Gypsy 2 . Ay, you are our diamond, diamond, try again to try fate -
Fortune telling on the gypsy "thing pot" ...
Show money! Round money - Swarthy Gypsy.
A gypsy will tell you everything about your fate as it is - she won’t lie, Money won’t be wasted in vain!
Gypsy 4 (again substitutes an open and already empty wallet):
Gypsy 2 money right hand you quit
A left hand put it in the pot.
It has a lot of things, but you don’t take everything,
And choose one for yourself!
Objects are stacked in a pot covered with a scarf. A fortuneteller, without looking, takes out an object from under a scarf, Gypsy 2 explains its meaning.
OBJECTS FROM THE GYPSY POT:
Ring - for an imminent wedding, a change in personal life.
Handkerchief - to parting, grief is possible soon.
Flower - to success and prosperity in business, to popularity with the opposite sex.
Candy - to tempting offers, to an easy and sweet life.
Bread crust - to life's trials, material difficulties.
Button - to big family, to the addition to the family.
Coin - to profit, wealth, unexpected inheritance, the appearance of a financial patron.
Bird feather - to the news, unexpected news, news.
The key is to a new house, apartment, housewarming, change of residence.
Horseshoe - to complete happiness in life.
Sliver - to good health.
Braid or ribbon - to long road, long trip.
Bell - to the imminent joy, great fun.
Bean or beans - to family well-being, mutual understanding in the family, love of relatives.
After divination, the removed item is returned back to the pot. Gypsy 3 steps forward, interrupting Gypsy 2.
Gypsy 3. Ah, you are our yacht, pearl, look:
Here is an old chest with the black hand of an old gypsy inside!
If you are brave at heart
That hand will tell you for a sweet deed.
The most important,
So that you give Gypsy paper money ...
Gypsy 4 (replaces an empty wallet again):
Gypsy 3 And there will be copper money -
The gypsy will become harmful.
Throw money
Yes, carefully open the chest!
The fortuneteller opens the chest, there are notes with predictions rolled into tubes.
Take any scroll, but do not strongly sherudi,
Do not wake the black hand of the old gypsy!
At the moment when the fortuneteller takes the note, Gypsy 3 slips the “old gypsy’s hand” through the back wall, decorated with black fringe, and covers his hand.
The hand is a rubber glove stuffed with sealant, with patches of wool and nails glued on. Then the fortuneteller is asked to read the note taken out aloud.
NOTES OF THEIR GYPSY CHEST:
Beware of casual connections, a big problem can arise.
Refuse offers to take a walk at someone else's expense. Remember: free cheese is only in a mousetrap. Calculate with interest!
The event you started will not succeed. If you want to be happy, change your plans!
Soon you will become an object of adoration, but do not give in to feelings entirely, they can be false!
You may lose something very important, be careful!
In the near future, undoubted luck awaits you in all financial matters.
With a little effort on your part, this year it is possible to change jobs to another with better conditions.
In the near future, outbursts of anger from your boss are coming. Be on the lookout and be able to adequately repel undeserved attacks!
There is a chance of becoming the subject of unpleasant gossip, try to be more careful, then you may be able to avoid this.
Try to make friends with the person you avoid. Soon he will be able to help you in your difficult situation.
It is possible to change your living conditions.
The wind of distant wanderings awaits you.
Your marital status may change soon.
Your frank confessions friends will play a bad joke on you.
You hide a secret that torments you. Is it time to open up to your loved ones?
The long-awaited promotion is two steps away from you, make a little effort!
You will be able to make ends meet, and from now on you will confidently stay afloat.
You took one wrong step. Hurry up to fix it, otherwise you will lose the most precious thing you have!
Unexpected wealth awaits you, but do not lose your head, do not forget about your loved ones!
Stop throwing dust in the eyes of others, show them your true nature. You are not as bad as you think you are.
In the near future you will become the owner of a new property.
Something will happen that you do not expect at all, but if you approach the solution of the issue reasonably, then everything will turn out in your favor.
In your destiny, everything depends only on you. Be a little more persistent, go to your intended goal, and everything will work out!
Soon you will have a very influential patron.
In the near future you will find a new interesting acquaintance.
Wait for the good news, soon everything will change for the better.
Start paying more attention to yourself, love yourself, this is extremely necessary for you.
Avoid large meals and cheerful companies: it's time to listen to your health, otherwise it will be too late!
Do not lend money: there is a chance that they will not return to you back.
Hurry on vacation, go to the sea, this year an extraordinary a holiday romance with a sequel that will depend only on you!
You expect the appearance of new unforeseen expenses.
By the end of the year there will be new source financial well-being.
Beware, do not play with fire, your intentions threaten you with big trouble!
Gypsy 4. Ay, gray-winged dove, don't trust the gypsies...
And especially ... young gypsies!
Together. Live, dear, according to your conscience!
Home for toastmaster
Gypsy fortune telling
Gypsy fortune-telling at a corporate party, New Year
Good people, I'll try to surprise you.
And I'm surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will solve the riddle
He will know his fate.
So my 1st riddle:
Does he have a heel behind his nose? (boot)
We continue fortune-telling - gild the pen ...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!
Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And in distant countries he will kill you.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dry food compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you're going to be a chef!
You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor, shout loudly:
"Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!
You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.
Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!
There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!
The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!
The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you win from shoes lace!
You not to be bored
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy.
Then drink some vodka...
You will be happy, even kill!
I've been talking here, joking...
Still didn't please anyone.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be dancing for you ...
Lucky you unspeakably:
Go hunting for a pheasant
And bring home a boar -
Until spring, the freezer is full!
Finding no reason
Get yourself a car!
Finding no reason
Sell it a little later!
shopping in the store,
You will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
And there will be a festive chime!
One day, going to work,
You say: “Fuck! Reluctance!"
The boss will call - you will send
Fired - you say: "Well, so what!"
Showcases passing by
You will exclaim: “Mom dear!
I want this bullshit!”
And go broke at the root.
The moment will come. to the foundation
Everything will get boring. And embroidery.
And TV. And an ottoman.
Take up belly dancing!
And a long youth awaits you,
A pleasant cycle of travel.
You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood in the veins
Big love awaits you.
And happy besides
Choose who you need.
Long line of luck -
There will be a cottage in the Canary Islands,
And all this without cheating
Pockets full of money.
Here is the advice for you:
Keep your tail always with a pipe,
If you don't miss the moment
You will be our president.
You will soon become rich
Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for a long time
Start digging tomorrow
Don't rest for a minute
Dig all 24 hours a day
Three months you will dig
And then you bathe in wealth.
If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat three kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy
Then drink vodka
You will be happy, for the life of you.
Let me tell you honey
Show your hand to your aunt!
I will reveal the whole truth to you
Even who stole the pants!
What was the man up to?
I don't see it the way it is!
Need to fill a glass
And sit straight on your ass.
Yes, fate is your old woman
Like a furrow of a horse!
Now to the left, then to the right
She will take you.
Well, I'll tell you
Lots of money, wife!
Don't spend it all at once.
Let the wife keep the treasury!
I see you're a good man!
Many sins for you!
Break that window with your hand
Then you come home drunk.
Yes, my divination power!
What I say, it will be so!
They took glasses and raised
And who is against, that fool!
Comic gypsy fortune-telling for women ***
To you, my dear,
Road to the store
Items are discounted
Georgians will be sold to you...
But be careful with him
You know what he is:
Destroy the seller
Your family peace!
It's time for you to get married
And they don't get married...
Now I guess
And they'll take it tomorrow!
Tonight late at night
You go out to the balcony
And there is a man with flowers
AND white-white horse!
***
Such beautiful woman
What more could you want -
To you, my dear,
One thing I can say:
It's time for you to the stage -
On the stage you sing
And we're on TV
Let's start watching you!
The stage has been crying for a long time,
Not seeing you there.
When you become famous
Don't forget me!
To you, my good
I will say this about life:
Find yourself a lover
And how, I'll tell you.
I will not teach at all -
'Cause it's your secret
You will receive instructions
When will the banquet take place?
For a good woman
I do not feel sorry for the good -
I will tell you
The kids are small...
And soon, very soon -
And tell your husband -
You arrived in the family
Mom, wait!
***
To you, my beauty
I'll say something like this:
Don't build eyes on your neighbor
And then I will punish!
Of course it's very difficult
Don't stare at him
Moreover, he called
Travel to the Caucasus...
Agree, dear
Then you give yours
When I check for sure -
With whom did he come here!
All nominal congratulations
And you all believe in fairy tales
Do you want to be a princess
And on myself Ivanushka -
marry the prince...
I, in general, this thing
I hug you
But only half the kingdom
I will have to give.
Only a wedding is cheaper
I'll make it okay
With boy Ivan
By rank - a fool!
Get up my dear
Get up from the table
A little happiness and wealth
She didn't sleep.
Walk half a kilometer
All the time to the east
And the money that is in the house
Bury quickly in the sand.
From wooden money
Literally a year later
It will rise, the currency is full,
Green garden!
Don't worry about money
Don't break the rules.
Money won't disappear
We will take care of them!
***
Lucky people, Rada,
Straight, curls take -
To you (point to the guest)
They will offer to go
all the way to Hollywood.
There in this Hollywood
You are preparing a role
English queen,
And Richard Gere is king!
Lucky people, Rada,
Straight, curls take
We are with you for sure
Will not be accepted into Hollywood!
You, girl, at the wedding -
Well, the first "star",
Beauty and smart
Always active.
To you your talents
And they give benefits
There are a bunch of boyfriends
Gathered right here.
You are careful with them
Beauty, look!
Let two remain
Well, three at the most.
To everyone else: "Goodbye!",
And wave your hand
Look, drooling has dissolved,
Solid drunks!
Of the many options
You choose one -
He will be English
Solid gentleman.
Now you have to
Drink tea with milk
And zealously engage
English language.
Your husband today
Will plunge you into shock -
From work he will drag
Mystery bag.
The bag will move
Show red tail
And soon the whole will appear
Mustachioed scoundrel.
***
Don't take life harshly
You will get married very soon.
Who is the groom, I will not conceal -
Let's put an apple on the dish.
I see everything as if in reality -
Husband will take you to Moscow
He will be rich, handsome,
Good-natured, not arrogant.
You with a career, girl,
Suddenly lucky -
with a good offer
Your boss will come to you.
He will say that he deserves
You are more than enough.
Naturally, salary
Will pay double.
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy for men ***
You are a man in years, -
And you all believe in fortune-telling
Probably ads.
You also write for the newspaper.
To calm you down
I'll make it up now...
a young girl
You will meet at a late hour!
And you will be pleased
And happy for five or six days
While in your pocket
There are many currencies.
And you, probably, money
And you are waiting for a house with a fountain,
Dream all about it
You don't get tired all day...
So, you are my silver
And my yacht, -
Your dream is so close
Just a hand...
Lock in your apartment
You finger in the bathroom faucet -
That's so cheap
You will get a fountain!
You got your luck
Caught her by the tail -
Not everyone is so lucky
Luck and flair.
You, you are my killer whale,
Straight from the early morning
The wife will find you on the other
That would be "YES".
You, man, in life
So very lucky
You will be promoted
To spite the envious.
Honor and respect
Waiting for you everywhere
And wives and mistresses
They'll wait a little.
For everything, my precious,
Your strength is not enough
What can I do -
You yourself asked for it!
To you, my diamond,
Machine interest -
You will receive as a gift
Shiny Mercedes.
Don't bite your nails
And don't get into a rage
Your new car
Garage won't fit.
You listen to us, dear,
Until the end -
In a box with a red bow
Porch toy.
Such handsome guy,
But love fails.
Pretty blonde
You have fallen in love.
Your calculation was inaccurate -
The blonde was taken away.
wrong calculations,
My friend, let me down!
Certainly not free
Put on your hand -
Marrying a girlfriend:
What - show!
Solid man -
Solid interest.
Why in the intimate business
Are you up, sir?
On the naked body of money
You wanted to save.
Now take a pill
Oh, and drink water.
Remember: on washcloths
And brooms for baths
You won't see income.
Though the drum wall.
A wrapper with this fortune-telling can also be marked so that the “gypsies” know that it is better to read this fortune-telling aloud to them:
Here is the main ringleader
Behind wedding table -
(or "For festive table»)
Shyness and modesty
Left it for later.
Pretend to be a sheep
Silent and simple
Haven't missed it yet
None of the girls...
Look, my killer whale,
When you go home
Us with the Rada for protection
Then take it with you!
Gypsy - Fortuneteller
During the feast, a gypsy appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordionist (guitarist). First, she sings to the motive of a gypsy:
I am a funny fortune teller
I don't ask for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
I ran away from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jelly!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom
Right on this very spot
With him I would have tasted sin!
Oh, one more time
Many, many more times!
Let me guess people
Let me lay out the cards
Give me a coin
I will tell the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe just “guesses” the guests by the hand. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of a guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be common, for example, like this:
Well, beautiful, gild the pen, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wai, dear, you will feel bad tomorrow, you will have to go to work!
And you - I know for sure what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my rich man, in five minutes you will be dancing a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you will be washing your trousers!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer, in the evening you will run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they will put their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then also the heart, liver, tongue, and on top of something long and thin ... it's hard to see ... oh, a herring!
You will sing so that the neighbor will cry. The rest are asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweet, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you!
They will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
Friends will be around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Can you tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Waiting for you gave the boundless, gave the unknown. You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that you will lose today.
Waiting for you, young, different diseases, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because the hands are dirty!
Get ready for the big fight! Did you eat red caviar? Pink salmon will come to take revenge!
A big loss awaits you. You will lose your tie. You will search all night, you will find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales
A funny comedy will be shown to you on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
To be you, beauty, tomorrow morning an asterisk, a berry, a pussy, a fish, but if you give beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror movies in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, love! .. They will give tomorrow. So much so that you will sneeze until the evening!
