Reading fiction 2 junior group May. Comprehensive thematic planning reading fiction in the second junior group

08.02.2019

Introductory part.
(introduction about the goals and objectives of the celebration; brief reference about the hero of the day; designation of the hero of the day with ribbons; performance of the anthem in honor of the hero of the day.)
Dear friends!
We open this evening dedicated to our hero of the day. I immediately want to set everyone up not only for serious words that will definitely be said to her, but also for jokes, humor, so that the hero of the day will remember this evening as one of the most happy Holidays.
Everyone knows that there is such a tradition as cutting the ribbon when opening something new. Therefore, we will begin this event by decorating the hero of the occasion with anniversary ribbons. (A ribbon is put on.)


And we will cut these tapes when we reach the appropriate condition. Until we reach the condition, let's start with poems written by one young poetess.

Today is your anniversary
We have the honor to congratulate you.
Look, this holiday has gathered everyone
Your friends are here!

You have something to remember, something to be proud of,
And you are an example for us in everything.
And let the years fly like birds
You will be nothing.

Today we will hear many different, not only congratulatory and praising, but also analytical and even critical speeches. And I want to give the first word for such a speech to one of the friends of the hero of the day.

Hymn in honor of the hero of the day (distribute the text).

FAMILY ANTHEM
I
Union indestructible
Sergey with Valentina
Bonded once
The birth of a son.
Since then every year
Only their union grew stronger,
Was not a burden to them
Even the burden of marriage.

Your family is famous
different successes,
For friends, she
reliable stronghold!
Your family likes
So let's let go
Everything goes to the celebration of the anniversary!

shone through the years
However, Seryozha firmly decided everything.
To continue this kind
Once he inspired his Valya.

Your family is famous
different successes,
For friends, she is a reliable stronghold!
Your family likes

So let's let go
Everything goes to the celebration of the anniversary.

A toast to the hero of the day.

Speeches

After solemn anthem the time has come for the family to listen to the people closest to the hero of the day. There are signs that immediately distinguish loved ones. If a child listens to his parents, then, apparently, he thinks about something of his own.
If a wife listens to her husband, then, apparently, he is talking about raising his salary.
If a husband listens to his wife, then, apparently, football has already ended, and the news has not yet begun.
If the mother-in-law listens to her son-in-law, then, apparently, this is someone else's son-in-law.
If the son-in-law listens to the mother-in-law, then, apparently, he works in the FSB.
Everyone knows that mom is the first and main teacher in life. Here are a few aphorisms that are most effective from the point of view of humanistic pedagogy:
Mom teaches you to respect work, good mom speaks:
"If you want to beat your head, it's not here - I recently cleaned."
Mom teaches you logic:
"Because I said so, that's why!"
Mom explains to you the cycle of substances in nature:
"I gave birth to you - I'll kill you!"
Therefore, there is a proposal to raise glasses for Valya's mother and in her face for all parents.
Before giving the floor for congratulations to the wife of the hero of the day, I want to read the poems that I accidentally got, written by him to his wife upon his return from the army:
Honey, you're tired
I see sadness in your eyes
Do you want something from the charter
Will I read it to you? After congratulations, a gift song for the hero of the day from her husband.
Who will serve me an omelet in bed in the morning?
Who will make me coffee?
Who will fix my tie?
Who will cook dinner?
You can't live in the world without Vali, no.
Good in life who will give me advice?
Who will clean, wash? Will it cover me at night?
Who will kiss me?
The son is a student, a young entrepreneur, brought up by his mother in good traditions.
Once the hero of the day said:
She loved to sing lullabies to her son, as he often cried at bedtime. But then the neighbors said that it would be better if he cried!
As they say, you want - you don’t want, but you need to want!
So, we give the floor to other guests for congratulations.
The next guest is connected with medicine, it's good that it's not with psychiatry.
We can recommend one test to the hero of the day just in case. How to recognize who is who in a psychiatric hospital?
It is necessary to approach the first one that comes across and spit in his face!

TOTAL:
- if the first one who came across began to cry - this is a patient;
- if swears - a visitor;
- if he gave in the face - a nurse;
- if you spat in response - the attending physician. As they say, if you want to live in harmony - agree!

Relatives agreed to congratulate the hero of the day.

COMPETITION "THE MOST KNOWLEDGE GUEST"
1) Who came up with the idea to celebrate the anniversary:
a) mother-in-law
b) husband and son;
c) the hero of the day herself.
2) The first words of the hero of the day were:
a) give;
b) mother;
c) I don’t want semolina porridge!
3) Who from the environment of the hero of the day has such tender feelings for her that she literally carries her in her arms?
a) neighbors
b) colleagues;
c) husband.

Speeches
And now it's time to speak to childhood friends. It is difficult to say whether the following lines will be a suitable epigraph, but you cannot erase the words from the song. You wake up in the morning, just take a sip of sour brine, scrape off the stubble from your face, and collect your satchel for school.
Since several people know the hero of the day from the fourth grade, we will give them the word in alphabetical order.
But first, a joke.

Once a math teacher asked the future husband of the hero of the day Serezha:
- You have 10 rubles. You will give 2 rubles to Valya, 2 rubles to Tamara, 2 rubles to Lena. And what will you have?
Serezha replied dreamily:
- I will have such an orgy!
But this is all from childhood fantasies. And the word is given to serious people.

And now a competition for the best praise is announced, the prize is a kiss of the hero of the day!
Auction
Dear guests!
Today at the auction you are offered especially valuable items from the museum family life. There are 3 lots on the agenda.
So lot 1.
- What everyone always had with them before, but now no one has: a multifunctional item (can be used in the garage, kitchen, bathroom, office and many other places). In addition, the thing is rare - it was the first personal thing that belonged to the hero of the day. (Diaper)
starting price 1 ruble.
Lot 2.
- A rare thing of the hero of the day, with which she did not part either at home or at work last decade I have loved this item since childhood. A thing without which none of us can imagine our life, and women especially. A thing in the handling of which the hero of the day has reached perfection. (Phone) The starting price is 1 ruble.
LotZ.
- A thing that is directly related to pedagogy in general and to the psychology of the hero of the day; once helped the hero of the day to choose the right path and, of course, will help you in the personality-oriented education of your younger generation. (Belt)
The starting price is 1 ruble.
Now I want to give the floor to rather close friends of Vali and Seryozha. They are modest people, silently waiting for their turn, according to the plan of performances, which the hero of the day made personally.
At the end of our evening, we want to present to the hero of the day what should rightfully belong to her:
- a magnet (so that the father and mother are always in front of the eyes of the son);
- the right way ( better recognition the correctness of the path chosen by the hero of the day than these shoes - no);
- sweets (the sweet industry decided to distinguish itself in this way by releasing VIP exclusive sweets);
- a shoe with cognac (a friend comes to the rescue - he offers to give glass slipper with cognac, with the condition that her husband buys another one for her hero of the day);
- wine glasses (the last one - to the founders of the family. It is not respectable for respectable people to drink from small containers).

Scenario of the anniversary of the woman (30 years)

Guests stand in the corridor! (with balls!)
The birthday girl enters (with fanfare!)

Leading:
Birthday is a special date!
This holiday is incomparable.
Someone wise once came up with
Give joy to the birthday boy.
Let there be happiness and fun
After all, this is what we live for
And we say: “Happy birthday! With a bright and joyful day!
(Guests shout “Congratulations” three times)

IN:
And it's time to honor these minutes
Hear us here anniversary fireworks!
And now, dear birthday girl, in honor of the anniversary, the guests have prepared for you a magical drink infused with forty herbs of love, good mood and best wishes (the hero of the day drinks the drink to the applause of the guests).

Anniversary word.

1st feast:

1. One song sings “Birthday is a sad holiday!”. But for a birthday person, a birthday is an annual gift to rejoice in the love and disposition that relatives and friends have for him, and for us it is an occasion to come to a person, his friends and say what is in his heart!

TOAST TO THE ANNIVERSARY:
Happy anniversary, ...,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
Raise a toast to your happiness
We've been in a hurry for a long time.
Let all the hardships go away
And let sorrows go away
Only joy to you, ...,
Let your years bear.
Be cheerful and happy
And beautiful as it is now.
May luck be with you
Every day and every hour.

Q: And now I invite the guests to rise from their seats and, according to tradition, have a drink standing up for anniversary date our birthday girl!
Q: Dear friends, and now I suggest you listen to the rules of conduct for our anniversary. Or rather, the charter of the anniversary!
(statute sounds!!!)
Q: Today at the anniversary there is the closest and native person birthday girls - mom!
On this day, dear ..., I really want to tell you such good good words:
There are golden domes
There are golden herbs
But there is nothing more beautiful
Than my mother's hands!
Dear guests! Let's greet mom with a friendly loud applause ... After all, she is also a birthday girl today!
Dear friends! 30 years ago, …. July 19 ..., the angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened, a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - ...!
Q: Dear ... (addressing mom)!
Do you remember the day you brought... from the hospital? What was she like?
Years have passed - how do you remember her at the age of 7?
What was she like at 18?
And how do you see it now?
(Congratulations to mom and dad) - toast!!!
Toast: Let's fill the glasses and traditionally drink standing up for our parents - they deserve it!

Q: Dear friends! There is such a good tradition to light a candle on all birthday holidays, p.ch. fire is a symbol of life, warmth, comfort, beauty and goodness. I suggest you, ..., also light a candle. May the flame of this light never go out giving light and warmth to your loved ones and loved ones, and may only the most beloved and dear to you gather at this light, just like today.
B: At our table is younger sister our birthday girl! You grew up in the same family, two girls. The two closest friends. Surely, you trusted each other with your innermost secrets, shared secrets. Tell us the most memorable, most unforgettable moments of childhood.

Sister toast!!!

Music game "Heart"

V: And today for our festive table there is a charming girl, the closest and dearest little man daughter, and now we will find out what is in the heart of ...? What is your mother like?

Congratulations daughter!

B: Game with guests: "Confused birthday boy."
Dear friends, I want to ask you how the hero of the day should be on his birthday - happy, cheerful, and at the same time he should be a little more ... (what?), and whoever names more definitions will receive a prize from the hero of the day!

Toast: for the sincere wishes of the guests! - a kiss from the hero of the day!

Break: musical pause.

2nd feast:

V: I must say that our birthday girl - happy man, so many good close friends and relatives gathered around her today, who walked beside him throughout their lives, were together in sorrow and in joy. And now I want to give the microphone to close relatives...!

Game with guests: A bouquet of flowers from muses. compositions

Q: Congratulations to the guests!

Game with guests: Who knows the birthday girl better - 2 couples, questions and answers.

B: Greetings from guests

IN: folk proverb says: "Do not have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends." Today our friends came to congratulate our birthday girl.

Playing with the guests: so much has already been said today good words and congratulations to the hero of the day, and now let's all think together and I suggest you name the best human qualities hero of the day with the letter "O", whoever names more words will receive a prize from the hero of the day.

B: Greetings from guests

Break: musical pause.

(games Brook, Train, Gypsies, Potpourri, handkerchief dance, Ribbons)

3rd feast:

Q: Like any other woman, our birthday girl loves to receive kisses, and now let's try to kiss her all together (team guests must pass a choke and a kiss to the hero of the day - 2 teams) - a toast to the hero of the day !!!

Game with guests: super prize from the hero of the day (bottle of wine).

Game with guests: Auction (according to the riddles of the hero of the day) - prepare for the auction: a can of beer, men's underpants, an apron, an apple;

Songs (in envelopes), put together a verse of the song from the words and perform it for the hero of the day.
Final words leading.

Scenario of the anniversary of a woman (45 years)

1.
LEADING
Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl, Nadezhda Nikolaevna! We ask everyone to sit down at the table, pour what is supposed to be!
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we are in friendly cheerful company, in our so-called " banquet hall"We decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Well, here you are 45,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 17
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
A string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded features:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
They say that at 45
Baba berry again
And popular rumor
From time immemorial right.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light that is beyond the earth, never goes out.
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
2.
LEADING
What a beautiful inflorescence of guests is present at this table! Everyone attracts with the sparkle of their eyes, a charming smile, a special charm and originality, like flowers in a beautiful meadow, to which no less beautiful creations of nature flock and living beings gather.
For example, an ant
Could be among the guests.
This good worker
I'll tell you, not a miser at all.
For such a celebration
He has a lot of gifts.
But today he's gone
But next door neighbor -
Our combat leader.
You and the floor, dear Georgy Georgievich!
With a gift
LEADING
I propose to drink for these wonderful wishes!
3.
LEADING
You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap for her)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron.
(The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners get upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always on wet place. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)
LEADING
And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a young pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
4.
LEADING
Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now greet with friendly applause guests from far abroad. The Italians have arrived.
Italian - Brilliant, blooming, puffed winter, hero of the day.
Translator - Dear hero of the day!
I. - And sieve for free, drunken dormoedo tuto.
P. - Dear guests!
I. - Roll with figato quickly from here.
P. - Greetings to all who are here.
I. - Hard labor dollar is not received.
P. - Representatives of the working class and commercial structures.
I. - Learned, read, counted, paper-marato and musical, and then expelled.
P. - Workers in the media, education, and culture.
I. - Bandito, shot, caught, planted.
P. - Employees of the police, the police, the security department.
I. - Their other gentlemen are lodyrento.
P. - And other other workers.
I. - Slurry on anything.
P. - I arrived on a special flight.
I. Italy stubbornly shines in the eyes.
P. - From sunny Italy.
I. - Congratulations to the hero of the day Nadezhda.
P. - Congratulate the hero of the day Nadezhda.
I. - Toshito pocherto boltata from Italiano in Chehanto different nonsense.
P. - I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends.
I. - En is all unnecessary borochlyanto.
P. - And small modest gifts.
I. - Italian belly grown first, zhironakoplento, ek requetiro.
P. - First of all, our spaghetti straws
I. - He puts a lot of relish, sousento, as a reward.
P. - To straws for color sauce
I. - It stinks from a mile away, Chipollin's head from the mafia structure.
P. - For a smell specially from the Sicilian mafia - onions.
I. - Spilled, what is drained and underfilled.
P. - The famous Amaretto liqueur
I. - Pomerento wished forgiveness.
P. - In conclusion, I would like to wish.
I. - The back is not bolenta, the nose is not chihanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto.
P. - Health.
I. - In the garden of copanto, in the house of pribiranto, tascanto bags, everywhere in time.
P. - Youth, for long years life.
I. - Do not swear, always love, respect your friends.
P. - Friends, happiness.
I. - Always pouring for the hero of the day Nadezhda!
P. - Let's drink for the hero of the day Nadezhda!
5.
LEADING
Lottery.
TOAST.
6.
LEADING
Now let's play a little
Confession.
TOAST
The lights go out in the room.
Anniversary candles lit
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring this cake to you as a gift.
Let in darkness and silence
Words will find their way to you...
Let me wish on a holiday -
Let happiness be only help.
Good luck, heat, heat,
We wish you good health again
And again we will say to the hero of the day
All in unison - CONGRATULATIONS!
So that luck awaits along the way,
And every evening was joyful,
And we will also ask you in addition -
Blow out those candles!
drank
LEADING
And again the angels trumpet
To remember those girls:
Hope, Faith and Lyubasha -
We went to death for our faith!
In their names - the basis of life:
We serve the Fatherland with faith,
Life is born in love
Dreams are connected with hope
And without a dream, life is impossible.
It is difficult for us to live without our Nadia.
We love her, respect her
We consider the best friend.
Hope gives us back
Hope for the cherished hour
If Nadia lives among us:
She will bring us happiness.
And we congratulate Hope
And on her name day we wish her
Be our earthly compass
And a golden talisman!
The girlfriends of the hero of the day come up to her, sing a congratulation to the motive of the song "Snowfall".
Friends are singing.
Girlfriends
Dear Hope!
Accept in the color of years
Our warm, cordial greetings,
And without hiding our feelings,
We will raise our bowls for you!
CONFESSION
In the hands of the owner of the house are two sets of cards of two colors; Questions are written on dark-colored cards, answers are written on light-colored cards. Guests are invited to choose a question for themselves, read it, then choose a card with the answer for themselves and also read it aloud to everyone present. The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions matches the number of answers.
Sample questions for cards.
1. Does your loved one make you jealous?
2. When do you have to smile?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. How often do you put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcohol?
8. Do you enjoy erotica?
9. Do you remember those who loved you before?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on the feet of others?
12. How often do you fight with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your other half?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy food?
16. Do you like to play the fool?
17. How often do you remember your loved one?
18. Do you spend your hard-earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Do you hide your left-hand earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in a conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you experience fatigue from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?
Sample answers.
1. There was not and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only when in a bad mood.
6. Of course, and more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and more than once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. Had to suffer from it.
11. Only awake and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in a restaurant.
13. And under torture I will not tell.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When there are guests in the house.
18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no second half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant for me.
24. When my relatives do not see.
25. At night under the covers.
26. Only in thoughts.
WITH THE HELP OF A SONG
Each of the guests present is invited to remember and write down a few lines from the six most favorite songs. After the guests fulfill the condition, they are offered a clue:
1. The first song - the feeling after the first kiss.
2. The second - memories after the wedding night.
3. The third is a reminder of the honeymoon.
4. Fourth - a year after the wedding.
5. Fifth - what I think about today, when today we are together with you.
6. The sixth - the morning after the golden wedding.
CONTEST
Fishing
all men of the celebration are invited. the leader offers to play fishing. "Let's take imaginary fishing rods, throw them into an imaginary sea and start fishing, but then suddenly imaginary water begins to wet our legs and the host offers to roll up our pants to the knees, then higher and higher." The joke is that when everyone's trousers are already pulled up to the limit the host stops fishing and announces a competition for the hairiest legs. there will be laughter!
Anniversary joke
Props:
3 sundresses, 3 kerchiefs, 3 brooms (better - brooms), 1 accordion (can be for children).
From the guests choose the most active, funny men, dress them in sundresses, hand over props and the text of ditties written on postcards. Before the performance itself, it is advisable to conduct a rehearsal. Then the leader of the anniversary asks the hero of the day to accept congratulations from the fabulous, mysterious old women. And invites Babok Ezhek to the hall. The ideal option it will be if you have an accordion player who can play ditties Babok Ezhek from m / f " flying ship", or you will have a soundtrack recorded without a voice.
Ditty text.
All: Stretch the furs, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
Nadya has a birthday
Drink, don't talk!
One: Walked along the forest side,
Anniversary ran after me:
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!
All.
One: The most drunk of the guests -
It's somebody's anniversary
Even though I don't believe myself
in these superstitions.
All.
One: And Nadyusha is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim
Invite people here
To celebrate an anniversary!
All.
One: How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at 80 years old!
All.
One: Let's drink for Love,
For vodka to warm the blood
For the health of Lyubushka,
Lovers - doves!
All.
One: I was going back home,
Anniversary followed me.
Thought it was a man
What the hell is this!
Then Babki Ezhki do a little impromptu dance and leave.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
This comic test is designed for couples. The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under the numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles) present at a party married men- of course, in secret from their wives. Then the wives do the same. The producing test asks married couple look at the other side of the sheet where the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband appear in a column. And so, he, the husband, -
Affectionate like...
Strong like...
Protective like...
Authoritative like...
Independent like...
Smiling like...
Neat as...
Loving like...
Bold as...
Handsome as...
Then the representatives of the fauna chosen by the wife are called. So, "Your Wife":
In transportation...
With relatives...
With work colleagues...
In the store like...
At home like...
In a cafe or restaurant...
With the boss...
IN friendly company How...
Like in bed...
In the doctor's office...


Scenario of the anniversary of the woman (50 years)

Scenario "Again twenty-five."
detailed, interesting and funny scenario that will please the birthday girl and her guests.
Guests gather in the banquet hall. The hero of the day meets them and quietly goes into the next room to solemnly exit when the host announces this.
Leading: Good evening to all those present! This evening cannot but be kind, because it is dedicated exclusively to kind, pleasant and wonderful person... But maybe some of those present still do not know what kind of person he is? Try to guess who in question. So here is the description:
- her dazzling smile disarms even the most harmful and conflicting person;
- her energy, overflowing, charges even the most dull unsmiling;
- the sea of ​​​​talents that nature has endowed her with amazes even the most recognized geniuses;
- her sensitivity is able to melt the most severe heart ...
So who is this? Well, of course, this is everyone's beloved and respected Olga (the name of the hero of the day). Meet!
Solemn music plays, the hero of the occasion enters the hall, she is greeted with applause, the host escorts her to a place at the head of the table.
Host: Here she is - our heroine of the evening! Spectacular women should appear spectacular!
Olga has a very important anniversary today. And although one should not talk about the age of the lady, but this is not at all the case when you need to hide and be shy. Wonderful, beautiful Olga is twenty-five again today!
Sounds like a solemn opening.
Host: Look how many people came to congratulate this beautiful woman! Here is her whole family, and friends, and colleagues. And everyone prepared wonderful surprises and congratulations for her. So, Olya, today you will see and hear a lot of interesting things about yourself ... And for starters - the first toast! For you, Olya, for your holiday!
A game " big name»
The host invites the guests to remember as many famous and great people as possible who bear or bore the same name as the hero of the occasion. Who will be the most active will receive a prize.
The presenter can also prepare in advance and find out which of the great people was born on the same day as the hero of the day, and talk about this fact. But be sure to emphasize that all geniuses and stars fade before the merits of the beautiful hero of the occasion.
Then the facilitator gives the floor to relatives and friends.
Congratulations from husband on anniversary to wife
Husband: Friends! I am familiar with this unearthly woman a very long time. And yet, I never cease to admire her. Moreover, every year I admire more and more. And by today's date, as many as fifty qualities have accumulated, for which I love her ... Yes, yes, I will tire you, but I will definitely list them all!
Beauty.
Tenderness.
Sincerity.
Charm.
Cheerfulness.
Optimism.
Reliability.
Affection.
Loyalty.
Responsibility.
Mind.
Observation.
Practicality.
Responsiveness.
Diligence.
Thrift.
Thrift.
Wits.
Politeness.
Delicacy.
Smiling.
Effectiveness.
Style.
Fantasy.
Capabilities.
Health.
Activity.
Energy.
Skill.
Femininity.
Charm.
Sense of humor.
Elegance.
Grace.
Gait.
Figure.
Stunning.
Confidence.
Effectiveness.
Stress resistance.
Harmony.
Charm.
Irresistibility.
Individuality.
Principle.
Success.
Motherhood.
Accuracy.
Diligence.
And last but not least, love for your family!
...Like this ideal woman I got it, I don’t know for what merit! We recently celebrated a silver (you need to substitute your own version) wedding. I raise a toast to you my dear!
The husband gives his gift, kisses his wife. Tamada thanks for original congratulations. Congratulations to the children next.
Congratulations from children on the anniversary to mom
How often do we insist stubbornly
That we ourselves know everything in the world,
What gives in vain mom advice,
After all, we are not little children.
It's no wonder that mom
Such insulting speeches
After all, this is the most-most-most
Native and close man!
And the truth is that over the years
We need mom more and more...
We hasten to confess our love to mom
On this glorious anniversary!
Children hug and congratulate the hero of the day, give a gift, flowers and a big plush heart as a token of their love.
Moderator: Bravo, wonderful congratulations! It's nice to speak in verse about the best mother in the world ... You see, I also managed to rhyme, almost like yours. In this regard, we will raise our glasses again to Olga!
Then the colleagues of the hero of the day come out to congratulate.
Congratulations from colleagues
Colleagues: We started preparing for the anniversary of our dear Olya long ago. They thought, they guessed. Well, now we will show you how it happened ...
1st employee: Well, girls, what can we come up with for Olechka's anniversary? How would you congratulate her in such a way that it will be remembered for the rest of her life?
2nd employee: Hurrah, I came up with it!!! Let's give her a trip to some exotic country! To Mexico, for example!
A phonogram of a Latin American melody sounds, a man comes out dressed as a Mexican - in a big hat, with a guitar, kneels in front of the birthday girl and pretends to sing especially for her.
Person 3: No, no. It will cost a lot, we don't earn that much. What other options?
1st employee: Then, perhaps, we will call the most trusted fortune teller for Olya, let her predict the future for her!
Gypsy music plays, a woman dressed as a gypsy comes out, takes the birthday girl by the hand and begins to "guess":
- Oh, I see, you will have untold riches! Oh, you will be happy! Oh, your children will be happy! All seven!.. What? Don't you have seven? Oh, there will be seven! Honey, you gild the pen, then I'll tell you everything!
3rd employee: No, no! All these guessings are complete nonsense! We need to come up with something else.
2nd employee: Listen! Super idea! Let's pay for her. male striptease?
A man (or two) comes out to romantic music and performs several dance elements, like a striptease. The audience is supported by applause.
3rd employee: Well, no, Olya is married, then her husband will arrange for us ...
1st employee (addressing the guests): That's how we thought, thought, we broke our whole head. And we decided to sing for Olechka ourselves! Can't we?
Colleagues sing the song "Oh, Olechka."
The song "Ah, Olechka" (to the motive of the song "Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka" from the movie "Carnival Night").
Ah, Olya, Olya, Olechka
(replace with the name of the hero of the day),
Well, who didn't know this?
Our Olechka is known
With its beauty
The most pleasant character,
grace of manners
And at work Olechka
An example for all of us!
- Can't be!
- Imagine this,
An example for all of us!

Everywhere our Olechka
And everyone loves and waits
Once our Olechka
Called to Hollywood.
There are millions of dollars
They promised her
But our close-knit team
Dear for Olechka!
- Can't be!
- Imagine this,
Dear for Olechka!

Ah, Olya, Olya, Olechka
Success was everywhere
Noticed our Olechka
One Arab sheikh.
He lured me into a harem,
He gave gifts to her.
But our team Olechka
Still cuter!
- Can't be!
- Imagine this,
Still cuter!
Where Olya appears
It's getting warmer
How Olya smiles
All at once more fun!
She has a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bfriends
And lots of friends...
More at our Olechka
Today is the anniversary!
- Can't be!
Imagine, today is the anniversary!
... Happy anniversary to you, dear Olya, with a wonderful holiday. May the source from which you draw your cheerfulness, optimism, your love for people never dry up!
Moderator: Thank you for the creative congratulations! It is impossible not to raise a toast to this! And let's wish her the strongest, excellent health, because health is the harmony of soul and body, and this is the most important thing for a person!
After that, you can take a short break.
Host: Friends, since we are talking about the soul and body, it should be noted that our Olga has both in perfect order and deserves all the credit! And we have another little surprise, or rather not very small, judging by the external dimensions. Dear men could not stay away from such an event and prepared their congratulations in accordance with current trends!
Attention, dear guests: now these people will read rap to the hero of the day!
Two or three men from acquaintances or relatives come out, dressed in fashionable caps, chains, dark glasses. Read rap one verse at a time, in turn.
"Jubilee" rap
How are we in the area
There is a beauty anywhere
The name of this chick is Olya,
She drove everyone crazy!
Guys cry and sob
Under her window they suffer
That's how it is in our city!
Yo!
From dawn to dusk
Guys have no rest
Waiting for Olya to come out
Olya will tell them: "Hi!"
Go around half the world
But there are no such people as Olya,
That is why there is no peace in the soul!
Yo!
But one day we found out:
Now Olya is not alone,
She chose another
Not one of our boys!
In vain they sang songs to her
And under the windows stood
The war is lost for her love!
Yo!
For you, dear Olya,
We read this rap
If anything isn't true
Don't take it to heart.
We're not musicians at all
DIY talents,
You reward us with a smile for this!
Yo!
Everyone applauds.
Leading: Yes, after this, in the place of Olga's wife, anyone would tense up! Such eagles dedicate real rap to her! So, the next toast will be for our dear birthday girl to hear such sincere and beautiful words every day, because she fully deserves them!
After the toast: And now comes the most touching moment our celebration. Not because the birthday girl can be touched, but because the people closest to her - her husband and children - will congratulate her. It often happens in life that there is simply no time to say a few nice words to yourself. close person. But the holidays are there to fix that!
Husband and children (if any) congratulate, give gifts.
The host offers a toast to the family of the birthday girl, to all her household members, so that they are healthy and always make her happy.
Then congratulate the rest of the relatives.
If elderly parents of the hero of the day are present in the hall, special attention should be paid to these people.
After congratulations, the host announces a break and dancing. During the dance break, several competitions can be held.
Competition "Sex Change"
There should be a good prize at stake, for example, a bottle of champagne.
The facilitator explains to the dancing couples that when the music stops, the couple should quickly exchange some item (from what they are wearing) with each other. The last couple to do so are eliminated and the dance continues. The winning couple is praised for the resulting avant-garde outfit and rewarded.
Competition "Puzzle"
In the hall where the holiday takes place, the letters cut out of colored paper are hidden, making up the phrase "Congratulations on the anniversary." It can also be pieces. great pictures anniversaries. Guests must find and collect all the fragments, the one who finds the last fragment is a prize.
Host (after the break): Sit down, friends, and we will continue our holiday. While you were dancing mobile phone our hero of the occasion received some strange sms. And with her tacit consent let me tell them:
* * *
Let your life turn into a continuous storm... of positive emotions!
WITH Best wishes, Hydrometeorological Center
* * *
In honor of your fiftieth birthday, our bank has opened a special account for you. You can use it after the next fifty years.
Swiss bank
* * *
Your resume has been reviewed and very interested. Come to the interview promptly.
Modeling agency"Berry Again"
* * *
Your application to join the Who for... club cannot be granted for one reason. You look too young!
Club management
* * *
No amount of makeup will spoil me.
Your beauty
* * *
According to the star calendar, this day is favorable for new acquaintances. Do not avoid old acquaintances!
Astrologer Tamara Globa
* * *
Are you on fire? Then we go to you!
Fire brigade
Host: Yes, with the advent of mobile communications, even this is possible! And I have a suggestion to play one game... Dear Olga, do not be afraid, you do not have to do anything, but still get ready, because we will talk about you!
A game " Animal world»
You need to prepare pictures with images of different animals (you can cut them out from somewhere). The host takes turns taking out pictures, and the task of the guests is to quickly say how the hero of the occasion looks like this animal.
Suppose a squirrel is economic, thrifty, etc.
The main thing is that the pictures are chosen without offensive hints (for example, so that you don’t have to compare with a monkey, crocodile, etc.). The one who answers the most and most original is given a small prize.
Host: Friends, how many wonderful words were spoken today in honor of our birthday girl! I think Olga has something to say in response.
Anniversary is given a response.
Host (after the response): Thank you dear birthday girl for these words and this evening, thank you all for the congratulations and gifts. Many were awarded, but
we have a few more useful little things for Olya, just necessary for a real woman! So...
A real woman is the keeper of the hearth.
Therefore, we give her a box of matches so that her hearth always burns hot!
A real woman is a mistress of all trades.
So we give her rubber gloves so that those hands will always remain beautiful and tender, no matter how hard they manage!
A real woman - in addition to being the mistress of the house, is certainly the personification of beauty.
Therefore, we give her a mirror so that she can be sure of this at any time!
A real woman - no matter how old she is and how many years she is married - always remains a hunter.
Therefore, we give her a bow and arrows, even if not quite real, but even toy ones, but they shoot accurately at men's hearts!
And finally, a real woman always and everywhere feels like a queen.
Of course, Olga is the queen of tonight, and the queen in life. So let's crown her right now!
They take out the prepared paper crown and put it on the hero of the day. A solemn march sounds.
Host: Now we have our own queen! But in order to fully begin to reign, the queen must take an oath. I will read the text, and you answer whether you swear or not:
- I swear to love my subjects (husband, children and grandchildren) and not be too strict with them.
“I swear I won’t chop heads off for little things like breakfast not delivered to bed, dishes not washed, lessons not learned.
- Forgive your subjects some weaknesses, for example, having pets, fishing, watching football and hockey on TV.
- In turn, the subjects undertake to love and respect the queen, to give her flowers, all kinds of pleasant little things and good mood every day!
May everything in your life, Olya, be simply royal!
And for all the wonderful guests, I also have a surprise...
The presenter takes out air balloons three colors. Guests are invited to choose a ball for themselves as a keepsake of the evening. And when they choose, it is announced that these are not just balloons, but props for the Three Wishes game in honor of the hero of the day.
For example, the owners of red balloons should kiss the birthday girl, blue ones should sing a song for her (together or separately), yellow ones should dance!
Leading: Let this wonderful holiday continue, dance, have fun and do not forget to toast the health of the beautiful hero of the day!



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