Record holders in Guinness style. fun show
Preliminary preparation
1. Production of a colorfully designed camp record book, medals for awarding record holders.
2. Decoration of the hall: posters “Smiles prolong life, but we don’t need to grieve”, “We life is better everyone, because laughter is with us," etc. d.
All competitions are judged by a jury.
Leading. Good afternoon, Dear friends. Today's show, you guessed it, is dedicated to the Guinness Book of Records. Do you know what this book is about? That's right, about records, about the most outstanding achievements, sometimes unusual, sometimes funny and even ridiculous. Don't believe? But listen.
The presenter reads out information about some records from the Guinness Book of Records.
How do you like these records? True, I'm not sure that they are listed in the Guinness Book of Records. Or maybe I read it inattentively and just didn’t notice, or maybe I read it, but forgot ...
Day by day the cat is getting smarter -
He gnaws at the granite of sciences.
And over the last five years
He didn't try cutlets.
And his record is:
A cat walks without teeth.
Grandfather and Baba settled
On a green baobab.
They were charging there.
Bathed in a solar bath.
And they have one record:
And there are no wrinkles.
Schoolboy Petya Ushibeykin
A whole day on the jalopy.
Pits, bumps - not a barrier.
Oncoming pole - what a surprise!
And his record is:
Forty shishaks a day.
Record holder Vanya Lezhachkin
Eats and naps on the couch.
Day and night, night and day
He is not too lazy to eat and sleep.
And he set a record -
He became fat as an elephant.
Balabolkina Irinka
Chatters without hesitation
Two hundred words in a second
And her record is this:
The tongue has grown over the year -
Gets both eyes and nose.
And today we will write in the book of records of our camp (shows the book) the first outstanding records that you yourself will set. There will be 25 of them in total. One person from the squad is invited to achieve each record. But first, let me introduce you to the most honest jury in the world.
Jury presentation.
Record holders and competitions
2. Pea collector: who will collect in a mug in 30 seconds more peas scattered on the table. It is allowed to take one pea at a time.
3. Long plasticine sausage roll: whoever rolls the longest sausage from a piece of plasticine in 30 seconds.
4. Long-screamer: who can shout the sound “A” for longer in one breath.
5. Toy Finder: Blindfolded who can pick up the most toys from the floor in 30 seconds.
6. Pencil finger holder: who can hold a pencil on one finger longer.
7. Bubble Gum Blower: Who will blow the biggest bubble gum bubble.
8. Patter repeater: who repeats the tongue twister three times without hesitation. Each participant has his own tongue twister.
Patter options
Babkin bean blossomed in the rain.
There will be a bean in borscht for the grandmother.
Rooks roar on galchats,
The jackdaws look at the rooks.
Grandfather Dodon hummed in the tune,
Grandfather hit Dimka with a pipe.
Donkey drove firewood to the village,
Donkey dumped firewood into the grass.
They gave Varenka boots,
Valenka - mittens.
Cat Potap clapped on the paw,
And from Potap the cat drowned.
Barbara made jam
She grumbled and talked.
Thickets more often in our forest,
In our forest, thickets are thicker.
Leading. I announce a happy change. Let's remember our little brothers. They also hold many records. Imagine how they could boast of their achievements or unique qualities. Answer me in chorus.
The duck said to the duck:
I was silent for two minutes!
- Well, in vain, well, in vain!
Children. Quack-quack-quack! Quack-quack-quack!
Leading. Murka Murka said:
- Our skins are silky.
There are no better skins in nature!
Children. Mur-mur-mur! Mur-mur-mur!
Leading. The frogs croaked loudly:
- We are jumping athletes!
Let's jump higher than the grass!
Children. Qua-qua-qua! Qua-qua-qua!
Leading. Piggy said to pig:
- Oh, how fat we are,
You look! - I look!
Children. Oink oink oink! Oink oink oink!
Leading. The dog said to the dog:
- I got a prize for the cross,
I ran cross-country headlong!
Children. Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!
Leading. The goby said to the cow:
- Who is my equal in strength?
I'll lift a hundred kilos!
Children. Moo-moo-moo! Moo-moo-moo!
Leading. Two ravens spoke:
We built mansions
And the barn is ready in an hour!
Children. Kar-kar-kar! Kar-kar-kar!
Leading. We continue to identify record holders.
9. Button threader: who can string the most buttons on a thread in 30 seconds.
10. Surprise getter: who will quickly get a Kinder Surprise toy wrapped in ten newspapers.
11. One-leg jumper: who jumps the longest on one leg over the rope.
12. Candy Grab: Who will take the most candies in a handful at a time.
13. Spoon glass drinker: who will drink a glass of soda faster with a large spoon.
14. Palmer: whoever jumps will leave a palm print higher than the others. (A large black sheet is attached to the wall at a level of two meters from the floor. Before the jump, the participant rubs his hand with chalk.)
16. Eyeball drawer: who in one minute draws a six-nosed eyeball on a piece of paper with a felt-tip pen. Whose drawing is funnier and more original?
17. Straw eater: who will quickly eat a stick from a tall bottle - an edible “straw” without the help of hands (put a “straw” in the bottle so that only its tip sticks out.)
18. Ball picker: who will quickly pick up a table tennis ball with a teaspoon without resorting to the help of the other hand.
Leading. And again we have a fun change. What do you know about Japan? (Listens to answers.) The Japanese can be proud of their achievements in engineering, electronics, culture, and more. And tourists, coming to Japan, certainly buy gifts for their loved ones. My friend also visited Japan. So, the game "My friend came from Japan." I will repeat this phrase several times, and every time you have to ask me in chorus: “What did he bring you?”
For the first time, the presenter replies that his friend brought him a fan, and invites everyone to depict the movement of fanning with a fan with their right hand. Then he says his phrase again, and when the children ask him, he replies that a friend brought him a cell phone, and invites everyone to say the phrase: “Ding-ding, hello!”, while continuing to “plow with a fan”. Then he again says the phrase: “My friend came from Japan,” and when the children ask him, he replies that a friend brought a rocking chair. Children with their right hand continue fan-shaped movements, and the rocking chair is depicted by rocking the body back and forth, while saying: “Ding-ding, hello!” Moreover, the presenter himself shows the movements first and invites the children to continue the movements. He again says that his friend came from Japan. The fourth gift is a sewing foot machine. Now to rocking and plowing and saying "Ding-ding, hello!" alternate foot tapping is added. The fifth gift is a tape recorder that sounds like “la-la-la”. And now the whole hall is swaying, tapping its feet, waving its arms and saying: “Ding-ding, hello, la-la-la!”. The facilitator remarks: “Strange. And I thought that they go crazy one by one!
Then the record breaking continues.
Contests and titles of champions
19. Shoemaker: all participants take off their shoes, take a hoop and rotate it around their waist. Who gets dressed faster?
20. Coverer: pierce the Skeleton jars at the base, thread the elastic and put them on the participants' heads (the bottom of the jar should touch the forehead). Transparent lids are laid out side up in a row on the table in front of the participants, who bend over and try to put the lids on their jars. Who is faster?
21. Heel scratcher: whoever is longer, standing on his left foot, combs his heel with his left hand right leg bent at the knee.
22. Newspaper squeezer: who will quickly squeeze the newspaper in his fist so that it is not visible.
23. Staple-Chain Gatherer: who will assemble the longest chain from paper clips in 30 seconds.
24. Sex pusher: who can do push-ups in one minute more times.
25. Braider: who can weave the longest braid in 30 seconds with twine.
Leading.
Again the game comes to us -
We divide the hall in half:
On the left, "yes" is shouting back,
On the right, the answer is "no".
live without candy guys
Very bad, boring?.. Yes!
There is a bike
What flies into space?.. No!
Maybe an athlete
To jump to the moon? .. No!
Everyone stands at a red light -
Both cars and people?.. Yes!
Maybe a black cat
Can't see at night?.. Yes!
seagoing ships
Can they swim on land? .. No!
Lunch can be delicious
From raw potatoes?.. No!
Maybe a water gun
Shoot a giraffe?.. No!
Can fashionista vest
Wear for a holiday? .. Yes!
Gotta buy a ticket
For travel by tram?.. Yes!
From a dry pond
Will the fish be caught?.. No!
Do all trains run?
Only on rails only?.. Yes!
Maybe a very old grandfather
Back to school?.. No!
All answers are good
You screamed from the heart.
Let's say goodbye
Let's shout: "Goodbye!"
Scenario of the competitive program by March 8"Miss Impromptu Show" was written by real professionals, such a program can be held in any, even clean women's team. No special preparation is required: you just need one good host and a desire to have fun. This is a wonderful example - programs about women and for women: with contests, table entertainment and compliments. (Thanks to the author of the idea from the site prazdnichno.ru)
Forewordie to the competition program "Miss impromptu show"
Leading: When talking about one of the women the whole world, then, most likely, this is a showbiz star. If the lady is known without exaggeration to the whole country, then we conclude that she is the wife of the president. If a woman is popular in wide circles one city, then, most likely, she owns a beauty salon. But when a woman reigns supreme in the soul and mind of one man, it means that she is his beloved, the one and only!
Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Glad to see you at this gala evening. Moreover, it will be dedicated to Her Majesty the Woman! I think that the men gathered here today will not at all be against such a wonderful object for discussion. IN old days the sages said that “there is always something new to say about women, as long as at least one of them remains on the globe". I'm sure this is true truth, otherwise there would not be so many poems and songs on earth dedicated to beautiful lady! (we turn on the soundtrack, under which the presenter recites).
Musical congratulations on March 8 "The most-most ..."
Lovely, nice, kind, cute,
And practical, besides very.
Your whims, smiles, your greatness
They drive us insanely crazy.
We can't do without you
It's not a trifle
I say it to you
Frankly!
We are nothing without you
Everyone knows that
Can't live without women
Undoubtedly!
Smart, strict, domineering, very different,
But you are all beautiful as one.
You just learned to subordinate us,
So you reign over us always!
Thanks for the applause! They are for you ladies! After all, you are simply magical! As one witty and observant Italian said: a woman can make a salad, a tragedy and ... a hat out of nothing! A very subtle observation, isn't it?! Based on that, I suggest playing around a bit!
Game moment "Hat from nothing"
Leading: That's right, a hat in a woman's life is a separate chapter. Karl Lagerfeld used to say: add a little hat to a woman, a little bit of feathers, and any of them will turn into a beautiful and mysterious stranger! Apparently, the fashion designer of the "House of Coco Chanel" is right, especially if you recall the anecdote about two friends who met by chance. “Oh, what a hat you have,” one says to the other. "It must have cost you dearly?" “No, quite at a reasonable price: one scandal, two broken cups and a week of silence!” - answered her friend. So, ladies, let me offer you a "hat auction." Its conditions are as follows: it is necessary to recall the literary, musical works and movies with titles that mention cherished word"hat".
(the leader needs to follow the most active participants, which then he will invite to participate in the competition. There should be three or four of them. The answer options are as follows: "Straw hat", "Living hat", "Little Red Riding Hood", "Sombrero", "Wizard's hat", etc.).
Competition "Reliable roof"
Leading: Let's speculate: what is actually a hat? Why is she needed? The first thing that comes to mind is the thought of protective function hats. Right? A hat is like a roof. This means that the hat should not only be beautiful and elegant, but also reliable. Go ahead. A hat is almost a roof, a roof is a good protection, and who can become a real woman the best protection? Certainly, a real man! Please do not confuse: we are not interested in those men who are "hats", but those who are "roofs"! Reliable, strong and not leaking! Therefore, ladies, choose one such male defender from the audience!
(men go up on stage and are given funny paper clown hats; sewing needles are attached to the tip of the hats - we immediately warn the players about this!).
Leading: We will decorate our "roofs" a little, because they should also be beautiful! No matter how you symbolize a roof-hat. Now each of you quite fits the definition of "elegant"! Spin around you please! Good! However, we are forced to check your reliability, because, unfortunately, even a very beautiful roof-hat can leak or have some other flaws! Ladies! Get one balloon! When I wave my hand, you will toss the balloons up, and the men you have chosen should pierce the balloon with a needle embedded in the cap. This is necessary so that the ball, God forbid, does not fall on the wonderful head of your lady! (the host addresses the men) You need to pierce the ball without the help of hands and feet, only by touching it with the tip of the cap! Whoever copes with the threat first - he won! In this case, you can butt the ball, press it with your head to the floor or walls, in general, use your head to full program! Do not be shy! And you, ladies, are not at all forbidden to toss the ball several times, but no more than three times!
Game episode "Salad"
Leading: Well, our ladies really made a hat out of “nothing” easily, especially since real men helped them, who can serve not only as a hat, but also as a whole roof! And now it would be interesting to see, and, perhaps, try a salad made also from “nothing”! No, no, we will not chop men. Especially since modern women prefer low-calorie foods, which can not be said about Russian fellows! However, the author of the statement familiar to us, most likely, had in mind the lack of suitable products. But this, I promise you, does not threaten us. But first, a little warm-up for you ladies!
Game decoy "In the garden, in the garden"
The host invites women to remember songs in which, one way or another, the names of berries and fruits are mentioned. It is imperative to keep an eye on the most active participants, three of which will become the next players. Possible options answers: “The aroma of love beckons with a paradise apple”, “ Apples and pears bloomed ..”, “Raspberry beckoned us to itself ...”, “Apples in the snow ...”, “Horses in apples, white horses ...”, “Oh, an apple, but on a plate. .." etc.
Leading: excellent results, girls! Introduce youreself! ( Members of this musical call their names). And we will get acquainted with the recipes for your fruit and berry salads later!
Competition "Chop cabbage"
Leading: As the dictionaries say, "salad" is, first of all, a mixture of different components. So we "mix" various cabbages. Why not a vitamin salad? But don't think that we are talking about broccoli and ordinary white cabbage. Now we will chop a cabbage of a different kind. Can you tell me what kind of cabbage people chop with special pleasure? (The word “money” is necessarily shouted from the audience). Certainly! Everyone will like this cabbage. However, it is very difficult to process. And now I will offer our heroines to pull one piece of paper out of my cabbage bag without looking. The catch is that, along with real banknotes of various denominations, ordinary pieces of paper will lie in a bag of cabbage. Each participant will have three opportunities to visit the coveted bag. How more money By total amount the participant scores, the more likely her winnings! Be careful: simple pieces of paper have the same size and texture as real money!
If, after three attempts, everyone has the same amount, then you can allow the ladies to “cut cabbages” one more time. The winner is given a cosmetic set, and all other participants - a tube of a good hand cream. Then everyone returns to their seats.
Game episode "Tragedy"
Leading: It's just wonderful that so far everything is working out exactly as the witty Italian noticed! It remains only to “prepare” the tragedy and, as usual, from absolute “nothing”! Moreover, let's try to play. I'm just sure that Russian women - the most talented women on earth - do not cost anything! So, listen to the third competitive task.
Game decoy "Tragic plot"
Leading: My enchantresses, do you know that every real tragedy, to achieve its full effect, must be distinguished by three unities? It is the unity of time, place and action. That is, everything should happen quickly, preferably in a confined space (in the bedroom or in the kitchen) and face to face with your lover who has been at fault. However, let me tell you! You know all this yourself! Only one question remains unanswered: on what occasion to throw a scandal, that is, to arrange a tragedy ?! I invite the whole room to answer the question posed. Authors the best options rise to the stage and continue the competitive program.
Of course, they may sound different reasons: coming home drunk, going fishing instead of a planned trip to the theater, but you should choose three ladies who answered more original, for example, while on a business trip, did not send daily wishes good morning and good night.
Competition "Find a handkerchief"
Leading: Let there be a "tragedy" ahead of us, nevertheless I will ask you, ladies, to name your names! Remember Shakespeare said. That the world is a theater, and the people in it are actors. He also wrote the world famous sad story about the love of the Moor Othello for the beautiful Desdemona. Yes, it all ended sadly! But I will not be afraid to offer you, ladies, to choose Othello for yourself from the hall, however, do not be alarmed, we will not allow murder! Who remembers why all the fuss flared up in this tragedy? Exactly! Because of a simple handkerchief! Isn't it a very insignificant thing, especially considering the consequences. But we will change the roles a little, and in our tragedy, women will strangle men ... a joke! We will not strangle anyone this time! Also a joke! It's just that our "Othellas" will receive handkerchiefs from us. You, dear men, need to carefully hide them in your clothes. At this time, women will turn their backs in my direction, and finally, they will notice what an attractive person is entertaining them all evening!
Leading: So, the scarves are hidden! Ladies, look closely into the eyes of these insidious traitors - what do they hide in their depths?! I give you half a minute, after which you give me your answer.
It is unlikely that women will immediately guess where their gentlemen hid their handkerchiefs. So the competition continues.
Leading : Well, well, it's really difficult! Therefore, I officially allow you to engage in assault, that is, simply touch this insidious subject. But rummaging through pockets and behind the scruff of the neck is prohibited! You can only lightly touch the clothes.
Here you can give two attempts to correctly locate the scarf. Someone will definitely find it. The one who did it first, won.
Final contest "Weak?"
Leading: I like the expression that a woman's strength is in her weakness. This is very true. Therefore, our final has such a name. For the “weak” competition, I invite three of our winners. The task is simple: each of you informs an honest company that she can do something special right now and thereby takes her rivals poorly. If the opponents are able to repeat the declared feint, then the game continues. If someone still does not dare to repeat, then, unfortunately, he drops out of the competition. This continues until there is no lady left whose trick no one but her can do. We'll give her the grand prize!As competitive moments, the tasks to sit on the splits, take off the dress, kiss someone else's husband, and so on are not very suitable.
Afterword
Leading: famous author « little prince” attribute the expression that a woman is “the most obvious living flesh that radiates the most tender light.” I join the words of Exupery one hundred percent! After all, there is so much in a woman! She was given such inner treasures by God that they are enough for many people around. She can be gentle and weak, but fearless and the strongest, she is kindness itself, but if necessary, she will be the most principled and tough. She knows how to love unconditionally! She does not measure her need for money and just expects reciprocal love and understanding from others. Men! Be attentive to the woman! Make sure that your woman never loses the feeling of her own pricelessness!
May your day be sunny, beautiful,
And your path will be strewn with roses.
And every evening - starry, clean, clear.
O woman, always be happy!
When playing with primordial power,
This world was created by mother nature,
She is in you, O woman,
All your beauty and grace.
You have a gust of thunder, dawn shine,
The splendor of the mountains and the burrows of the rivers,
A joy to the eyes, a charm to the soul,
Through you the world and man are eternal.
Tyumen region. Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug.
Nizhnevartovsk region.
MUNICIPAL BUDGET EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION
"OKHTEUR SECONDARY SCHOOL"
Scenario
competitive entertainment program:
"Guinness Show"
Prepared by: Komalova Lyubov Aleksandrovna
2017 - 2018 academic year
Goals and objectives:
● acquaintance of children with each other in an interesting form of entertainment;
● team building;
● introducing children to the capabilities and abilities of people according to the Guinness Book of Records;
● awareness of their individual capabilities, their uniqueness, the desire for self-improvement;
● development of creative abilities.
Competition materials:
air balloons, meter tape;
whole peas (preferably beans - do not crumble), plates (according to the number of participants);
whole pieces of plasticine (according to the number of participants), boards for modeling;
small toys (lego), blindfold (according to the number of participants), plates (according to the number of participants);
two chewing gums for each participant;
many newspapers, kinderyaitsa (according to the number of participants);
A4 sheets, felt-tip pens (according to the number of participants);
tennis balls, tea or wooden spoons (the latter complicate the task) - by the number of participants;
pencils with a flat surface at the bottom (according to the number of participants);
a basin of water, more transparent measuring cups and tablespoons (according to the number of participants);
music for competitions;
Posters were hung in the classroom: “The longest word”, “The most “beautiful handwriting”, “The most original greeting”. The guys of the class take an active part in writing certain words, greetings. Required condition- indicate the last name, first name under the written words. At the end of the event, the jury sums up the results of the competition for the most, most.
(Leaders come out - students of the class).
Presenter 1: Good afternoon friends!
Host 2: We are glad that you and your parents came to our Guinness show!
Presenter 1: Guinness - show - it's laughter, humor and the opportunity to have a good rest!
Host 2: Guinness show is records and victories, competitions and good luck!
Presenter 1: Guinness - show - a program for those who are friends with the head.
Host 2:
Guinness - show is a fun, educational and exciting program, during which we will find out who is the most, most, most in our class!
Presenter 1:
This word will sound today more often than others. So… Together. Guinness show!!!
Host 2: Well done! With such active boys and girls, you can safely start our Guinness Show program! And on this occasion, your thunderous applause!
Presenter 1: The Guinness Book of Records records the achievements of mankind, as well as the records of the world around us.
Host 2: And today we will set our records. But our records will be unusual and fun! And everyone will get their own medal.
contest "Shmeliny".
Whoever buzzes the longest is the winner.
( a medal is awarded"The Longest Buzzer »)
Host 1: Well done! Congratulations to the winners and move on to the next contest, it's called the Chimpanzee Race. Who is the fastest in our class?
Host 2: Contest "Chimpanzee Race".
Players stand side by side. On signal, lean forward and grasp your ankles. In this position, without bending your knees, you move to the finish line and back. The one who reaches first wins. If someone releases the ankle from the grip, then he must return to the starting place and start all over again.
(a medal is awarded« chimpanzee runner »)
Presenter 1: Guys, you are just great! Well, we continue to set records. I ask participants for the next competition!
Host 2: Contest "Giretopusher »: To then throw further balloon ik.
(a medal is awarded "Giret Pusher")
Presenter 1: It's time to find out who we have the most dexterous! Come on, dare to the competition!
Host 2: Contest " Pea collector : who in 30 seconds will collect in a mug more peas scattered on the table. It is allowed to take one pea at a time.
(a medal is awarded « Pea Collector")
Presenter 1: Competition for the most cheerful, smiling, laughing boys and girls!
Host 2: Contest " long-screamer ». You need to shout the sound "A" in one breath. Whoever lasts the longest wins.
(a medal is awarded "Long-screamer" )
Presenter 1: Guys, you love miscellaneous items sculpt from plasticine? Let's go!
Host 2: Contest "Long plasticine linseed roller" : who can roll the longest sausage out of a piece of plasticine in 30 seconds
(a medal is awarded Long plastic lino sucker")
Host 1: Are you tired? Then go ahead! Look for toys.
Host 2: Contest "Toy Finder" : who blindfolded will collect the most toys from the floor in 30 seconds
(a medal is awarded "Toy Finder" )
Presenter 1 : Love to puff up bubble gum? Then this contest is for you.
Host 2: Contest " Bubble Gum Inflator» : In 30 seconds you need to inflate the bubble. Whoever gets the bigger bubble wins.
(a medal is awarded « Bubble Gum Inflator» )
Presenter 1: Let's check who we can quickly repeat a tongue twister.
Host 2: Contest « Patter repeater" : who repeats the tongue twister three times without hesitation. For each participant - his tongue twister(a medal is awarded « Patter repeater")
Host 1: Do you like surprises? Now we will check this.
Host 2: Contest " surprise miner ”: who will quickly get a Kindersurprise toy wrapped in ten newspapers without tearing the newspapers.
(a medal is awarded surprise miner »)
Presenter 1: Now I invite guys who love to draw very much.
Host 2: Contest « Eyeball Maker": who in one minute draws a six-nosed eye-navel on a sheet of paper with a felt-tip pen. Whose drawing is funnier and more original?
(a medal is awarded Eyeball Maker" )
Presenter 1: The next competition is for those who like to play with teaspoons at the table.
Host 2: Contest « Ball lifter": who will quickly pick up a tennis ball from the table with a teaspoon without resorting to the help of the other hand.
( a medal is awarded « ball lifter")
Presenter 1: Guys, has anyone tried holding a pencil in their palm? Now let's check! Come out!
Host 2: Contest « Long Pencil Holder» : who can make the longest chain of paper clips in 30 seconds
(a medal is awarded « Long Pencil Holder» )
Host 1: Well, friends, our Guinness Show has come to an end. And we have one last contest left.
Host 2: Contest « Leak in the boat. You are invited to save a sinking boat - for certain time it is forbidden to scoop water from one basin to another with improvised means, while touching the basins themselves, raising them and pouring them directly is prohibited. Whoever scoops out more wins.
(a medal is awarded Scraper ») .
Presenter 1: At the beginning of the show, competitions were held:“The longest word”, “The most “beautiful handwriting”, “The most original greeting”. The jury will award the winners with medals: "Long-word writer", "Beautiful writer", "Originally healthy".
Host 2: Well, friends, our Guinness Show has come to an end. And I want to wish you not to be afraid to stand out among others, strive for victories and win!
Saying options:
Grandfather Dodon hummed in the tune,
Grandfather hit Dimka with a pipe.
They gave Varenka boots,
Valenka - mittens.
Cat Potap clapped on the paw,
And from Potap the cat drowned.
Barbara made jam
She grumbled and talked.
Four black, grimy little imps
Drawn in black ink drawing.
Extremely clean.
The cap is not sewn in a cap style,
It needs to be repackaged and repackaged.
Osip yells, Arkhip does not lag behind -
Who will overthrow whom.
Osip osip, Arkhip hoarse.
We have a backyard in our backyard.
The weather got wet.
You can't repeat all tongue twisters,
don't over-speak.
Thirty-three ships tacked,
tacked, but they never caught it.
Senya wears hay in the canopy,
Senya will sleep on the hay.
guinness show
Competitive music program for young people
“The MOST, MOST AMONG THE MOST…’
Cheerful melodies sound in the foyer and in the hall. Posters, narrow ribbons of foil, serpentine are hung. In the foyer there are stands: “The longest word”, “The most “beautiful handwriting”, “The sweetest kiss”, “The most original greeting”. Visitors to the House of Culture take an active part in writing certain words, greetings. The girls "leave" their kiss. A prerequisite is to indicate the last name, first name, patronymic under the “kiss” and written words. At the end of the evening show, the jury sums up the results of the competition for the most, most.
On the stage there is a panel depicting a laughing face-mask. On the proscenium and in the hall - garlands, clusters of multi-colored balloons.
(Leaders exit.)
FIRST.
Good evening friends!
SECOND.
We are glad that you came to our show concert again.
FIRST.
And there are many more of you in the hall than on the previous evening.
SECOND.
So you like our program. A?
(Screams from the audience).
FIRST.
Wonderful! Let's all call her now...
ALL.
Guinness show!
FIRST.
Guinness show is laughter, humor and opportunities to have a good rest!
SECOND.
Guinness show is records and victories, competitions and good luck!
FIRST.
Guinness show is a program for those who are friends with the head.
SECOND.
Guinness show is a fun, educational and exciting program, during which we will find out who is the most, most, most in Mileevo!
This word will sound today more often than others. So… Together. Guinness Show!!!
FIRST.
And at the very beginning we will talk about beauty.
SECOND.
Beauty is a relative concept. Relative in relation to the era, state, etiquette of all times and peoples. Someone and once, once and somewhere liked and likes thin ones, someone fat people. Differently treated and refer to the length of the legs, neck, eye and hair color, to the circumference of the chest and waist. Today we will try to find our ideal of beauty.
FIRST
So to speak; Mileevskaya's ideal of beauty.
(Sounds of pop music).
SECOND.
The first, our competition will be "Hairstyle". The most of the most! We have an expression in Russia: “Spit - girlish beauty". But sometimes a man likes to wear long hair. So right? (Answers from the audience).
FIRST.
At the head of one of the Indian monasteries, the hair had a length of almost 8 meters, more precisely - 7 meters 93 centimeters. And which of our men has the longest hair? Those who wish to prove it, please go on stage.
(Men enter the stage. The presenter measures the length of their hair with a centimeter. The winner is awarded a hair care kit).
SECOND,
Wonderful! And girls are asked to show the shortest haircut.
(Girls with ponytails from short hair line up on the stage. The winner will receive hairspray and styling lotion.
FIRST.
Isn't it true that both boys and girls with their favorite hairstyles are beautiful? !
(The melody corresponding to the topic of the conversation sounds).
SECOND.
Now let's talk about growth. Many women prefer tall men. It has been proven that the most a tall man- Robert Wadlow, who was born in 1918 in US state Illinois. At 22, Robert's height reached 272 centimeters, and his weight was 199 kilograms.
FIRST.
most tall woman of the world is Chicago native Sandy Allen. Her height is 2 meters 31 centimeters! People tall there is also in Mileevo. Now we will find out who is the tallest in our village.
(The winner will receive a prize.)
SECOND.
I am sure that few people think about how much a person can weigh. Is there a limit on a person's weight?
Of course, there is a limit, but there is also a very thin people, and very, very fat, there are lightweights, there are heavyweights. The most, most heavyweight is the American Robert Hugo. Its weight is 485 kilograms. In women, Flora Jackson is considered the record holder. With a height of 175 cm, she weighs 381 kilograms.
FIRST.
Now we will find out which of our villagers is the most, the lightest, the smallest. I ask all participants of this competition to come to the stage. After being weighed on a medical scale, the lightest will be awarded the prize and the title of "Miss Thumbelina".
(A lyrical melody sounds. There is a celebration of "Miss Thumbelina").
SECOND.
Our Thumbelina has beautiful dark hair! In fact, hair color plays into the lives of both men and women. big role. How often do we meet in life with examples when a girl fell in love with a boy. She likes everything about him, but the hair color ... Her friends say: “Blond-haired!” And how many dark-haired people would like to become blondes?! Conversely, many blondes dream of becoming brunettes. Only one hair color is unusual and rare, and that is red. Remember that many geniuses have had golden hair. In our hall, too, there is the most, the most golden. Now we will define it. Golden, please on stage!
FIRST.
Folk proverbs say: “He who is strong in the shoulder, the burden is unimportant”, “Strong in body, rich in deed”. It has always been considered that beautiful person- A man must be strong. And who among our villagers is the strongest? The task of the participants of this competition is to inflate the largest balloon and present it to beautiful girl. So, strong men, get to work!
(The competition is held to the tune of the song " Heroic strength". After that, a dance break. Then the second round of competitions begins - "Gentleman's").
SECOND.
The word "Gentlemen" is always associated with real men: the most ... Help me, dear viewers, complete the set characteristic features gentleman... Quite right. In general, this is a man who is the most, most of all, for his beloved girl.
FIRST.
By the way, about loved ones! Raise your hands those who have photos of their beloved girl, sister, mother-in-law with them. Oh, how few real gentlemen are in the hall!
SECOND.
Gentleman is an English word. And I am sure that many English men carry photographs of their loved ones in the inside pocket of their clothes. And what is in the pockets of our men? I ask those wishing to take part in the “Contents of Pockets” contest to come up to the stage.
FIRST.
So we will find out which of our guys is the most accurate! Accuracy is one of important qualities both men and women. But now more and more in men entrepreneurship is valued. Which of you, dear gentlemen, is the most enterprising? Anyone willing to prove it? Thank you enough! I give each of you some items: paper clips, corks, newspapers, nails, buttons ... Task: while the music is playing, you must sell it in the hall. Whoever earns more money will be the most enterprising.
SECOND.
A gentleman is always distinguished by a chivalrous attitude towards a woman. Your attention is invited to the competition "First Date". Task: to show ingenuity, ingenuity, tact, gallantry to appoint one of us, the hosts, the first date. The most inventive and witty will win.
FIRST.
I personally liked this competition very much. This is how every day men treat women with tenderness and love! Now, dear friends, let's remember the old good times which are now called stagnant.
Exercise; state more precisely and even verbatim the oath of the pioneers.
SECOND.
So we will find out the hero who has the most excellent memory! We give you a prize - a pioneer tie.
(Pioneering drum roll sounds. Musical pause. The 3rd round is announced. "The happiest").
FIRST.
We have already made sure that there are smart, dexterous, tall, miniature, beautiful people among us. But not without reason they say: "Do not be born beautiful, but be born happy." On our show, any of you can be happy.
SECOND.
Unexpectedly happy! Anyone from the audience calls two numbers: the first is the row number, the second is the seat number. Whoever sits in this seat receives a prize.
FIRST.
And that is not all. When selling tickets, the cashier put stamps on the first and thirteenth tickets. Please bring these tickets to us, and we will award prizes to the lucky ones.
Happy decided! who is the luckiest among us? Now we get to know him. On the table are bottles of vodka, milk, glue, kefir and lemonade. All bottles are covered with paper caps so that the audience does not know where everything is contained. I will sell them and only after I collect for all the money, I will remove the caps. Like this! The luckiest one turned out to be ... (Names the lucky one).
FIRST.
The time has come to identify "Sherlock Holmes" among us. The "detective" is invited to the stage. Task: find a hidden object in the hall. And you, dear viewers, I ask the “detective” to help with remarks: “Cold!”, “Hot!”, Because.
you saw where this item is hidden. (To the soundtrack of the song to the words of R. Pauls I. Reznik "Sherlock Holmes" in the hall, two "detectives" work with the audience of the right and left half of the hall).
SECOND.
Incredible! We hand over to the local
‘To Sherlock Holmes’ Arthur Conan Doyle’s novel The Valley of Fear. (Turns to audience). Not tired yet? Then the auction! Song-musical on certain letters you name the names of the composer, performer, group, song.
FIRST.
Now let's move a little and find out the most active dancer. Maestro, music! We do seated dances.
SECOND.
Thank you guys! And now we invite everyone to dance hall, where the jury, with your help, will name itself, itself, itself.
Have a nice holiday! See you again.
Budget institution of the Khanty-Mansiysk Autonomous Okrug-Yugra
"Center for Social Assistance to Families and Children "Rostok"
Department of Rehabilitation of Minors with Physical and Mental Disabilities
Competitive game program.
« Cooking show»
Compiled by:
music director
Bauer.L.M
Igrim
2013
Target : Harmonization of relations between parents and children in the process of joint activities.
Tasks .
1. Establishing emotional contact between teachers, children and parents, creating a relaxed atmosphere.
2. Promote healthy
- Cultivate love, feelings of gratitude and respect for mothers
- To develop the creative and acting abilities of children and parents, the desire to arrange holidays for loved ones.
Create a warm moral climate between mothers and children.
preliminary work: a conversation is held with mothers about the upcoming event, where they can submit their culinary masterpieces to the competition.
The director comes out. On the head - a baseball cap, headphones, a tablet under the arm. Critically examines everything, checks and writes down in the tablet.
Director .
The studio is ready. Great. Operators in place?.... Cameras on me.... Stop! Fixed. Sound engineer ready? Well, give us a splash
Sounds like a musical screensaver, fanfare.
Order. So where are the leaders? ( looks at the clock ). Three minutes until the broadcast, and you can't get them out of the dressing room. If only there was a way out to rehearse where the stars are.
Okay, the main extras are in place. (Examines everyone, swaps one of the spectators, then addresses the spectators). Massovka where are you from? (The audience responds.
So the children of the Rostka Center, their parents and relatives, listen here. As soon as the screen saver sounds, give applause - friendly, loud, long. It's clear? We try.
Yes, they said it was clear. I said in Russian that amicably, loudly, for a long time. Let's try again.
The screen saver sounds, the audience applauds.
Well done. And so it is throughout the cooking show. And so we are in live We shoot everything without duplicates. After the competitions - applause and after the performances we add shouts of "BRAVO", "BIS" to the applause! We are rehearsing.
Game "Bravo Encore"
The director divides the hall into 2 parts. At the command of the leader (raise right hand) the right side screams "BIS"! When left hand the left side of the hall shouts "BRAVO" If both hands then shout and stomp and clap.
The game is repeated several times.
Director . Fixed. If anything, I'll give you a signal, but you don't let us down. Everything seems to be ready. And here are the presenters - The screensaver has gone.
The screen saver sounds, the audience applauds.
Presenter 1 . Good afternoon Today for the first time on all TV screens of our country and neighboring countries……..
Leading. 2. We are launching…Entertaining….Educational…holiday supershow…
Together . "Culinary Gatherings"
Presenter.1. Our first broadcastdedicated international day March 8. And I want to give the floor………. children. Meet!
Music sounds. The children come out.
1 child. Hello, our dear mothers, grandmothers, guests!
2 child. Allow me to start our program with a joyful message.
1 child. Today is an unusual day
The sun is brighter than yesterday
And the smiles are prettier
And happier kids.
2 child. What's going on
It's not hard for us to explain
On a bright day, the eighth of March
We celebrate Mother's Day.
1 child. All the guys are looking forward
Waiting for your arrival
Wishes, congratulations
Time comes again.
Music sounds, children come out, stand in a semicircle.
Child.
Today is a holiday! Today is a holiday!
Holiday of grandmothers and mothers,
This is the kindest holiday
he comes to us in the spring.
Child.
This is the feast of obedience
congratulations and flowers,
Diligence, adoration -
Holiday of the best words!
Children sing "Song of Good Mood".
Leading. 1 Thanks guys for the congratulations. Please take a seat in our studio. And we continue our "Culinary gatherings".
Presenter 2 . And today, the well-known gourmet and deli, Dr. culinary sciences, Professor sour cabbage soup Karp Seldereevich Govyazhev-Baranovsky.
The professor appears.
Leading. 2 Dear Karp Seldereevich, don't you think that festive table should be something different from the usual - everyday.
Professor . Undoubtedly.
Presenter 2 .Then could you give our contestants some recipes.
Professor . Here I experience certain difficulties. The fact is that man has been eating food since time immemorial.
This custom has been preserved to this day. Everyone eats, and, as a rule, willingly. However, if silver hake prevails in the diet of Muscovites, then northerners, in particular, Igrim residents, prefer the Sosvenskaya herring.
In addition, in grocery stores, as you know, there are cases when you can’t always see artichokes, lobsters,
Presenter 2 . Karp Seldereevich still two or three pieces of advice to our viewers.
Professor . Well, remember. Cold appetizers are not recommended to be reheated before serving. Conversely, a hot dish should not be cold. Add salt to taste. Last but not least, don't use the cookbook…….. Just because there is internet.
Presenter 2 . Thank you for the informative pre-holiday interview.
Professor . I am always happy to share my experience with the masses.
Presenter 1 . And now on our channel another one musical composition. And it will sound in honor of the most gentle, kind, charming sweet mothers. Meet the group "Naughty".
Child 2
Our dear mothers,
We declare without embellishment:
That your holiday is the most - the most,
The happiest for us!
Child 3.
The children all came to congratulate
Mom, grandmother, sisters.
Glad to entertain you with a song.
Our cheerful children's choir.
Song dear grandmothers and mothers.
Presenter 2 . Well, that was just charming, but it's time to introduce our guests. Rather, our competent jury
(jury presentation)
Presenter 1 . And so I announce the "Minute of Glory" for our participants. Each of them will receive not only a share of fame, success, applause, but also prizes.
Lead 2
Today we offer to everyone's attention and review the masterpieces of culinary art, cooked caring hands mothers, grandmothers and their assistants for the competition signature dish“I want to eat everything at once.”
(parade of culinary products, Child and mother present their culinary products).
Leading 1. From the heart
In simple words
Let's, friends, introduce the participants of our Culinary duel.
1 child. My mother is the most wonderful, dearest,
The best and dearest, and her name is…………………
We have prepared our signature dish (name).
2 child . My mom is the best
She has a crystal laugh.
Her hands are golden…………….
Her name.
3 child. There are seven miracles in the world
I opened the eighth
They call him mom
Her name is ……………………
Submit your signature recipe
4 child. My grandmother is like a princess
She doesn't go, she swims
On the shoulder of any business
She only waved her hand.
And her name is……………………..
Submit your signature recipe
5child . From my mother's smile
Blooms all around
Even the wind, even the clouds
Somersault run away
And her name is………………
Submit your signature recipe
6 child. Gentle hands, gentle soul
With her I do not know boredom
………………….this is mom ( my sister.
Submit your signature recipe
7 child. I need more air
Without her, like without water
No, kinder than her in the world
There is no sweeter beauty.
This is your mother, and her name is ……………….
Present their signature recipe.
Lead 1. I would like to thank the participants for presenting their signature dishes. Our jury goes to work
Leading 2. Or rather, to the tasting. Why are you smiling?
Presenter 1 Yes, because March has come. . Spring came.
Lead 2 .Clearly, but March is a song!
Presenter 1 And March is a fairy tale!
Lead 2 And March is all miracles and spring!
Presenter 1 March is fresh.
Lead 2 And March is a holiday of kind and lovely mothers!
Lead 1. Holiday big and bright
Today all over the world!
Listen, mothers, listen!
Children congratulate you!
Song "You Mom Forgot Everything"
The director shows signs with the inscriptions "Bravo" and "Applause"
Children read poetry.
The director shows signs with the inscriptions "Bravo" and "Applause"
Song "Apples for Mom"
The director shows signs with the inscriptions "Bravo" and "Applause"
Presenter.1 I want to introduce you to our guest. Meet the representative of the fruit and vegetable carving school Arbuzov (Kulebyakova) Fyokla Ukropovna. She kindly agreed to conduct a master class on decorating festive dishes.
A master class is being held. how to decorate a cake
Unexpectedly, he runs into the studio .......Manya enters with a bandaged hand. With his free hand, he drags the game props.
Manya . Good afternoon May I come to you? Especially since I already went anyway. Tell me, is there going to be a contest here today?
Leading. Yes.
Manya. Phew! So I wasn't wrong. And then where I don’t look - children read poems from pieces of paper. And I want to play.
Director. Stop, stop, stop... This is not in the script.And who are you? What is your name?
Manya . My name is Manya. I'm a body maniac. And what are you quiet? Don't be afraid of me.
Director. How to understand it?
Manya. Well, in a sense, I like to take part in various shows to play by itself. Just recently in the "Big Races"took part, funny game. A little broken, but I can't walk. Our whole family is like that - and dad,and brother and sister. And mom is the main game maniac.
She and her grandmother are now standing under saucepans with juice, who will stand up to whom. Three days worth. And she told me, go, play for me and in honor of me, son.
The holiday is mother's how not to play. Do you agree? Then let's call our competition “Game-mom-mania!” In honor of my mother and the honor of your mothers and all mothers in the world.
Director .This is what it is. Please leave the studio.
Host 1. Wait, what is it unexpected turn in our show, and interesting name. Moreover, in this studio, on the field of wit and improvisation, family teams of parents and children will cross their ladles.And we already have a jury.
Manya . And the grading system will be unusual. On the wall you see 2 colored circles - this is the middle of future colors.
For the victory, the team receives a petal for their flower. The winner will be the team whose flower will have more petals.
The Lapushki team collects petals - red.
Team "Suns" - yellow.
The members of the jury will raise the cards of the color of the team that they like best.
Leading 1 Manya, will you help us with the competition?
Manya. With pleasure. I took props with me. And here is a list of games that I suggest playing.
Director. Okay, okay. We won't change the name. Give me a screensaver.
The screensaver sounds, the Director gives the go-ahead. The audience applauds.
Manya . Our first game is called "Kidalovka" (zakidushki).I propose to compete who will cook compote and soup faster. Here are the products, here are the pots. We are divided into two teams - each with 2 mothers with children. You need to take 1 item, run to the pan, put it in it and return to your team. One team collects products for soup, the other for compote.
(after the relay race, the results are summed up - how carefully the participants completed the task).
Leading . And now is the time to test the participants for erudition. There are different words in the world; cutlet, broth, salad, candy. We can say that these words are delicious and when you pronounce these words, you can immediately feel their taste. Now we are going to talk about these tasty words.
Choose the correct answer.
Botvinya what is it;
Cold green soup with quasrm +
Tops stewed in butter
Apple pie.
Cheese.
Cheese made from sheep's milk +
Camel milk.
Lagman.
Noodles with meat+
Grilled slice of beef.
Melon drink.
Ritchie
Meat Pie+
Small fish pie.
Salad with shrimp.
Artichoke (vegetable)
Carp (fish)
Persimmon (fruit)
Pistachios (nuts)
Boiled pork (Meat)
Mullet (fish)
Kohlrabi (vegetable)
Watermelon (berry).
WITH German language this word is translated as "bread and butter" What can it be (Sandwich).
Quiz "Recipes"
Players must answer what dishes can be prepared from the listed ingredients.
Rice, carrots, onions, sunflower oil, mutton.(Pilaf.)
Mushrooms, onions, potatoes, vermicelli, salt, water, herbs.(Mushroom soup.)
Minced meat, onion, eggs, salt, pepper.(Cutlets.)
Meat, potatoes, onions, carrots, beets, cabbage, salt, pepper, water.(Borsch.)
flour, eggs, yeast, butter, sugar.(Puffs.)
Cereals, milk, sugar, butter.(Porridge.)
Mayonnaise, eggs, canned fish, onions.(Mimosa salad".)
Jury word.
Manya. And now let's check how quick our "hostesses" are.
Relay "Waiters"
Players must carry from the start line to the finish line a plastic cup with two pencils. The task is to do it quickly, while not crushing the glass.
Jury word.
Manya. For the "best hostess" applause sounds.
The director shows signs with the inscriptions "Applause"
presenter The next competition will test your cohesion.
Recipe game.
Jury word.
The director shows signs with the inscriptions "Applause"
At Mani the phone rang.Hello mom what happened... So they invited me to television, to the transfer of a family breakfast. Okay, I'm running now.
You can be crazy! I'll run faster. I want to get on a new show.
And you have already shown yourself as true connoisseurs of cooking. The jury only has to sum up the results. I congratulate all women on the holiday.
Leaves.
Presenter.1 . Our show is on the air again and we, its presenters...
Presenter.2 And it's time to appreciate the masterpieces of mothers and their assistants. I ask the jury to announce the winners of the contest “I want to eat everything at once”. This honorary title won the signature dish of …………., made by …. (name, patronymic of mother), which is awarded with a prize.
for original design
for the original recipe
for "golden hands")
for the courage shown at the stove
for patience and hard work
for the courage shown in delivering the signature dish to the center
The director shows signs with the inscriptions "Applause".
presenter .1. And in conclusion, dear mothers and grandmothers, your children are in a hurry to congratulate you again. Meet the group “………………” with the song “Thank you Mom”
Song "Thank you mom"
1st leader. Cognitive...
2nd leader. Entertainment...
1st leader. Intelligent...
1st leader. Show "Culinary gatherings"
2nd leader. We declare it closed.
