In the current academic year this program was prepared for the first time in the conditions of autonomy of the school, the uniform interested the participation of most of the children in the preparation of homework for classes, vocal performances, and the design of the class in which the event was planned. The thematic correspondence of the entire scenario development, interspersed between the texts of the leading competitions and vocal numbers of the corresponding “autumn” content, made it possible to create a friendly, creatively rich atmosphere of a real autumn holiday, a pleasant time for a “cool” company in a cozy school cafe filled with autumn colors and mood.
The hall is festively decorated with artistic and decorative decoration, stylized in color scheme autumn: bright yellow, orange, red and maple leaves, bows, balloons, decorative elements with “rowanberry clusters.” The cabinet windows are decorated with pieces of yellow organza, onto which autumn decorative ornaments are attached Maple leaves. The center of the board of one of the cabinets is decorated with a stylish inscription “Autumn Cafe”. (Annex 1)
A collection of holiday music is playing.
The beginning of the event is marked by fanfare.
2 presenters come out: a guy and a girl, high school students.
1st presenter: Good evening, good autumn evening, dear guests of our entertainment event!
2nd presenter: Hello friends! We are glad to welcome you to our musical “Autumn Cafe”.
1st presenter: Dear friends! Today we were invited to this hall by the romantic, mysterious, enchanting, unpredictable, sedate Lady Autumn to give everyone her last, wonderful moments.
2nd presenter: The enchanting, barely perceptible aroma of autumn flowers, the bright tempting beauty of the collected fruits and, of course, a thoughtful and at the same time joyful mood in autumn.
1st presenter: Yes, yes, yes, indeed, autumn is not only a time of sadness and sadness, it is also a time of joy. Why? Because autumn is beautiful all around and everyone is looking forward to seeing the most fun time of the year - winter.
2nd presenter: And no matter how it is outside - cold or warm - the native land is always beautiful, attractive, charming! And popular wisdom says: “Autumn is sad, but life is fun.” So let wonderful music sound on this November day, let unbridled cheerful laughter flow like a river, your legs know no fatigue in dancing, let your fun never end!
All presenters: So, we are opening our festive “Autumn Cafe”! (Appendix 2)
1st presenter: The honorable right to cut the ribbon and open our “Autumn Cafe” is given to our guest Elena Valentinovna Yashina (the ribbon is cut, music sounds, everyone lines up). Today we will not only sigh and be sad in unison with the romantic lady of autumn, but also have fun, sing, enjoy her last moments. Autumn evening is a holiday of friends, and friends try to give each other joy.
2nd presenter: And in our cafe we have prepared for you - first - a completely unique entertainment program and original treats, second - fun competition tasks, third - unexpected musical numbers - surprises.
1st presenter: If so, let’s not waste time, but start our holiday program from the presentation of our fair and very competent jury represented by Elena Valentinovna Yashina, Lyudmila Alekseevna Zaitseva, Ada Vasilievna Polyakova.
2nd presenter: Today they have a lot of work to do, since they will have to evaluate homework, and the activity of the participants, and the culmination of the evening will be the selection of Miss and Mister Autumn.
1st presenter: And the first creative competition for teams-classes will be the design of “Autumn Bouquets”. The teams are preparing their materials to decorate the already beautiful tables.
2nd presenter: In the meantime, the teams are trying, we will give you our musical gift.
Competition “Autumn Bouquet”.
Song “Becoming the Wind” Duet Kovalchuk P., Tarakanovskaya L.
1st presenter: So, thanks to the girls performers, and we, together with the jury members, are ready to join our guests - the teams and the tables - for a short dialogue to ask a few questions about our competition.
2nd presenter: ( possible options questions for classes). (Appendix 3)
1st presenter: The jury sums up the results creative competition, and we are pleased to offer you our treat in the style of “Autumn Cafe” - our signature cocktail of comic questions. So, please bring out the treat!
A musical beat sounds.
A tray is brought out on which glasses with cocktail straws are placed, and inside there are funny questions written on multi-colored pieces of construction paper. (10 pieces.)
Competition “Cocktail of comic questions”. (Appendix 4)
Props for the competition: distribution, 10 tall half-liter cups + 10 colored notes made of colored paper, laid on the sides.
(Appendix 5)
Presenter 1: So, are there any ready-made answers? Or those who want to answer the question early?
Each participant from the team can receive an additional point to the team’s total. Question one (reads out the question and waits for an answer from the participant).
2nd presenter: A little mental stress won’t hurt, but we won’t let you sit too long today, so we invite 3 couples to our “Autumn Dance Floor.”
1st presenter: While willing couples come out to our island platform, so that you don’t get bored, we are ready to hand you a newspaper. Each time the couple, when changing the music, folds the newspaper in half until the smallest island appears under your feet, on which you will continue your body movements. Is the task clear? Get ready, let's dance!
Competition “Autumn dance floor on the island”. (Appendix 6)
Props for the competition: editing of dance tracks, 3 newspapers.
2nd presenter: Applause to the participants and winners of the competition, and our program
will continue the competition “Solve the mysteries of autumn”. To do this, we will give each class a riddle. Early responses are welcome.
Competition “Mysteries of Autumn”.
Props for the competition: 5 riddles on maple leaves, 5 pens.
1st presenter: The “Literary” competition will continue the lyrical page of our table pastime, for this we will give you a piece of paper with options for the names of poets and their quatrains. You need to accurately determine which poet wrote which poem, and write the correct version opposite each of them.
Competition “Literary”.
Props for the competition: sheets of paper with versions of poems and the names of poets printed on them, pens.
Song “Autumn” Alsou Spanish. Tarakanovskaya L.
2nd presenter: Autumn is a time of wonderful transformations of nature, a time of rich decoration of forests and fields, an abundance of vegetables and fruits. Poets glorify autumn and artists paint canvases, and in the next competition we will draw a whole still life of vegetables and fruits, but the participants will do this without seeing their masterpiece, since we will simply turn a blind eye to all of this.
1st presenter: We invite 3 pairs of artistically gifted participants and their assistants to participate in the competition. And your task is that with your eyes closed you will draw on whatman paper, which your assistants will hold for you, with a marker those vegetables and fruits that we will name. Whose work turns out better is the winner.
2nd presenter: We blindfold, open the markers and, assistants - easels, are you ready?
Competition “Autumn Palette”. (Appendix 7)
Props for the competition : 3 halves of a sheet of whatman paper, 3 markers, 3 scarves.
1st presenter: So, I’ll try to convey what inspires me: I see a beautiful wicker basket with a handle, in which round barrels of peach simply shine, next to it lies a cut-out melon, next to it are 3 cucumbers with “pimples” and a couple of tomatoes, next to There are a handful of cherries with tails, and higher up there is a bunch of grapes - such a big bunch of 1.5 kilograms. and its leaves are large and carved, and near the basket there are 3 apples and a half-opened banana and a couple of plums. What a delicious dream it was, and now we’ll see how you were able to convey it to the canvas.
2nd presenter: Salvador Dali and Pablo Picasso are “relaxing”, and we continue to have fun and delight you with treats.
1st presenter: This time we will treat you to ice cream from the filming of a movie.
Delivery to the “studio”! Those who want to taste our next competition are welcome to help themselves.
2nd presenter: Here are original fake portions, in each of which the role you will now play.
1st presenter: Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have leaves on your hands. They indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on the postcard - welcome to the stage! So: camera, motor, let's start! “A movie is being made! ”
Treat: “Ice cream from filming.” (Appendix 8).
Competition “A movie is being made!”
Props for the competition: disposable glasses, napkins, sheets of paper with roles, text. (Appendix 20)
1st presenter: That’s the end of the shooting, and well done to those who participated!
2nd presenter: And again we invite you to relax at the table task. We present to your attention “Vegetable crossword”. In it you should write down the names of vegetables and fruits as quickly as possible. Whichever team does it faster and more correctly receives a certain number of points.
““Vegetable crossword” competition.
Props for the competition: 5 sheets with a crossword puzzle, 5 pens for the teams.
Guitar. Song “Burgundy Sunset”.
1st presenter: The tasks can be submitted to the jury, and we have the following competition:
“Dress up for the garden.” We all know with what (with irony in the voice) “willingness” we have to help our parents in the garden; apparently, this is why they work so hard to equip us for this collective task.
2nd presenter: We are sure that there are many who want to show how this happens, so we ask you to come out in 3 pairs to demonstrate this plot.
1st presenter: The conditions are clear and simple - one dresses the other in a garden outfit, but both perform the task blindfolded.
Competition “Dress up for the garden”.
Props for the competition: plastic baskets - 3 pieces, 3 sundresses or skirts, 3 blouses, 3 scarves, 3 sweaters, 3 sports trousers, 3 aprons.
2nd presenter: Here is a basket with outfits for each of you. Here are two scarves each, with which you will blindfold yourself and your opponent. And as soon as the music starts, you will begin to dress your assistants. Let's start!
1st presenter: And the pair of the fastest and most dexterous gardeners wins!
Continuing our garden theme, the next competition “Collect potatoes” awaits you. In this competition, the main thing is to get ahead of your opponent and quickly collect as many potato fruits as possible from our symbolic field; the task is made more difficult by blindfolding.
Competition “Collect potatoes”. (Appendix 9)
Props for the competition: polyethylene 1.5 x 1.5 m and 30 washed potato tubers, 2 buckets, 2 scarves.
2nd presenter: The harvest has all been harvested, which means you can take a break. Even more to say - arrange a small snack, with the help of our next competition, which is called “Skilled Chefs”.
1st presenter: We bring out our signature cake, and there are tasks in it. We distribute. And the tasks are as follows: let’s cook our favorite dishes, and in order for them to turn out, we need to determine which products are unnecessary on the list.
2 presenter: Our jury will evaluate who is faster and more correct.
Treat “Cake”. Competition “Skilled Chefs”.
Song “Autumn Rains” Spanish. Kovalchuk P. (Guitar).
1st presenter: And again a gift from our cafe, but, as you understand, it’s not easy. Opening the box, you will find the next task, this time it is a pantomime. We give you time to discuss, select participants and invite each class in turn to demonstrate the plot to our site. The condition of pantomime, we hope you know, is that without words you need to depict the situation that is prescribed in the task. Whoever can more accurately name the content of the plot will be awarded the highest points to that class.
Treat – “Box of chocolates”. Competition “Pantomime”.
Props for the competition: empty boxes of chocolates, a sling, notes with tasks.
2nd presenter: The teams tried their best, thank you all, and we suggest you practice with the next task. Receive envelopes in which you will find cut into pieces autumn photos– plots. It is necessary, on command, to assemble them into a whole picture as quickly as possible. So, the teams are ready - let's get started.
Competition “Autumn Mosaic”.
Props for the competition: 5 envelopes, 5 autumn photo scenes cut into pieces.
Song “Autumn” Spanish. Tyuzhakaev D., Pivnenko P.
1st presenter: Autumn is a generous time. There are more than enough fruits and vegetables. And how can we not treat you with juicy and ripe apples today? But first you have to work hard. The apples hang high, and your hands are so tangled that you can’t reach them - we ask you to fold them behind your back.
2nd presenter: The conditions of the competition, as you already understood, are as follows: with your hands folded behind your back, try to eat an apple. Whoever is faster is the winner. Attention, let's start.
Props for the competition: 5 apples hung on short bars, held by two assistants each.
The jury begins to sum up the preliminary results of competitions for classes.
A musical beat sounds.
1st presenter: Today, as we promised, we have as many treats for you as you never dreamed of, and the next one is already on the way to the hall. These are delicious cabbage and carrots, without which no autumn table would be complete. But not easy, but with tasks that you can pull out with your own hand. Ready, choose.
2nd presenter: Read the task and come out to us!
Competition “Vegetable surprise”. (Appendix 11).
Props for the competition: a fake decorative model of cabbage, with leaves inserted into it - notes with tasks, delivery, napkins.
1st presenter: There are so many talents in our hall, aren’t you tired yet?
We offer you a festive fashion show “Autumn Fashion Show”, as a result of which we will be able to choose “Miss and Mister Autumn”.
We invite our participants to get ready.
Defile “Autumn Fashion Show”.
Song " Bright light” Spanish Tarakanovskaya L.
2nd presenter: And now it’s time to choose Miss and Mister Autumn for our holiday. To do this, we will all vote together. On each table there are pieces of paper - tokens - that you need to put in the box of the fashion show participant you liked the most. So, please!
A musical beat sounds.
Jury members sum up preliminary results of competitions for classes. Participants count the number of votes in their piggy banks.
2nd presenter: The largest number of votes were given for a participant from ... class. And, we announce that Miss Autumn at our festival becomes ____________. Your applause, and we present her with our stylized ribbon. Congratulations! (Appendix 12)
1st presenter: And since “Miss Autumn” cannot be alone, we give her the opportunity to choose “Mr. Autumn” for our festive evening. The choice is yours!
Song “Turn Around”.
2nd presenter: The jury members are ready to announce the results of the competition, they have the floor.
The jury announces the winning classes in the nominations and awards design diplomas.
1st presenter: Autumn has fully come into its own today, and we celebrated its arrival. We thank autumn for bringing us all together in our festive autumn cafe.
2nd presenter: Winter, spring, summer are ahead. And then autumn again. How many more of them there will be in our lives! We hope that the cozy lights of the “Autumn Cafe” will be lit for all of us in our school more than once.
1st presenter: Our festive evening is coming to an end, we hope that it has become a joyful and pleasant event for you!
2nd presenter: And we, in turn, were glad to make the cloudy autumn evening filled with friendly communication and your smiles! See you again, dear friends!
The track by V. Brezhnev “Real Life” is playing.
Competition script entertainment program"Guinness Show"
Goals and objectives:
Introduce the children to each other in an interesting and entertaining way;
To introduce children to the capabilities and abilities of people according to the Guinness Book of Records;
Teach to be aware of your individual capabilities, to affirm the desire for self-improvement.
Time: 1 hour 30 minutes. Venue: assembly hall. Props: hoops, basketballs, jump rope, roll toilet paper, soccer balls, ruler.
Two presenters take the stage to any catchy music.
1st presenter. Good afternoon
2nd presenter. Hello, hello, hello!
The guys answer.
1st presenter. Somehow you guys don’t say hello in a friendly manner, let’s say hello to you even more friendly, louder! Can you do it?
2nd presenter. If you can, then we can safely go on an exciting journey through the Guinness Book of Records.
1st and 2nd presenters (together). Hello guys!
The guys greet each other.
1st presenter. Well done! With such active boys and girls, we can safely begin our Guinness Show program!
2nd presenter. And on this occasion, your thunderous applause!
1st presenter. But first, I want you to know how the Guinness Book of Records came into being.
2nd presenter. A little history. It all started on November 10, 1951, when the Englishman Sir Hugh Beaver, manager of the Guinness company, was hunting with friends in a place called Northern Mud in the southeast of Ireland. A dispute broke out between the hunters over who is the most fast bird Europe - golden plover or black grouse.
1st presenter. And then Sir Hugh thought that similar questions were being discussed in all the counties of England and Ireland. Since 1955, thanks to Hugh Beaver, the Guinness Book of Records has been published annually in all major languages of the world. This book records the achievements of mankind, as well as the records of the world around us.
2nd presenter. Today we will recognize the most outstanding boys and girls of our camp. We will definitely write their names in the Guinness Book of Records. health camp"Rainbow". Your applause!
The 2nd presenter takes out a blank scroll and sits down at the table, where a pen and prizes are prepared for the winners, the 1st presenter holds competitions.
1st presenter. Let's begin. Attention, each squad is given a minute to choose one representative who can twirl the hoop around their waist longer than others.
The teams have a meeting.
By the way, let's look at the Guinness Book of Records. The longest hoop in the world was the American Roxanne Rose. Her record-breaking performance lasted 90 hours! I invite those who want to break her record to go on stage. Let's meet!
Girls come out from the squads onto the stage, the 2nd presenter gives them hoops.
So, your task is to spin the hoops until all your opponents are out of the game. Let's start!
Cheerful music plays and the girls start twirling hoops.
And while our girls are clocking up the kilometers, I invite those with the shortest surname in the squad to the stage.
The teams are conferring.
Yes, guys, do you want to know what the shortest surname in the world sounds like? The shortest surname in the world consists of one
the letter “O” and it predominates in Korea. Well, the discussion is over, everyone who has korean surnames, go on stage.
The guys go on stage, the 1st presenter lines them up in one line facing the viewer. In the background, girls are twirling hoops.
All that is required of you, dear friends, is to clearly and clearly say your last name into the microphone.
The winner is determined.
So, the shortest surname in our camp is that of a boy (girl) from the detachment. Let us support him (her) with thunderous applause! Come to the table your name will be included in the Guinness Book of Records of the Rainbow health camp. Don't forget to get your sweet prize. And we continue.
Now each squad will choose the person with the most long last name, that is, one with more than 10 or maybe 12 letters. Let's start!
Discussion in groups.
Yes, by the way, the longest surname in the world is Scottish, and it consists of 29 letters. I hope that you won’t ask me to voice it, otherwise this, guys, will drag on for a long time. That's it, your time is up.
The guys go on stage, line up in one line, the 1st presenter chooses the person with the longest last name. The girls continue to twirl hoops.
Our Guinness Show continues! And now it would be logical to invite to the stage the boys and girls who have the shortest name in the squad.
Team meeting.
We confer, and on my own behalf I will add that for several generations now newborns in the Lincoln family from England have been given a name consisting of one letter - A. We will now find out what the shortest name in our camp is.
The guys go on stage, the 1st presenter chooses the person with the shortest name and awards. The girls continue to twirl hoops.
Let's now see which of the guys in the camp has the most long name, I wonder who it belongs to - a boy or a girl.
Team meeting.
And the longest name in the world belongs to a girl from Texas, USA. And it sounds like this: Rashandiatelyainesheinvesheni Koyaanfskuatsiuti Williame. It remains to find out the owner of the longest name in our camp.
The guys go on stage, the winner is selected and awarded. The girls are spinning hoops.
And now I ask in my troops to choose a boy or girl with the most rare name. And that's it with names.
Team meeting.
Friends, here’s an interesting question for you: how long do you think a mustache can be grown? Birgem Pellasu from Sweden has 2 m 77 cm. And I invite to the stage those who, in the opinion of the squad, have the rarest name.
The applicants go on stage, the 1st presenter conducts a survey.
Let's all decide together which name appeals to you the most. Your applause for participant No. 1... (Lists the participants.) The one who received the loudest claps wins this competition!
Rewarding participants. The girls continue to twirl hoops.
It's time to choose the tallest person in the squad. Gulliver, so to speak.
Team meeting.
And I will read you the following interesting information. It turns out that the tallest man in the world was American Robert Wadlow. In June 1940, his height was 2 m 72 cm. And I invite distant relatives of this American to the stage.
The guys go on stage, the winner is determined, and the award ceremony takes place in the “Gulliver” category. The girls are still twirling hoops.
We know the tallest man in the camp. Well, this begs the question, who is the smallest? Where are the boys with Thumbs and Thumbs?
Team meeting.
Yes, it must be said that the smallest person in the world was Paulli Musteres, born in the Netherlands. At the age of 19, her height was 55 cm.
The guys go on stage, the winner is determined and awarded. The girls are spinning hoops.
Well, now let’s choose a boy from our squads who loves and knows how to play basketball well - your “Basketball”.
Team meeting.
Maybe someone will be interested in this kind of information: the longest dribble of a basketball was performed in May 1999 by American Jamie Borgess, who dribbled the ball a distance of 156 km without running.
The participants of the next competition take the stage.
So what do you need to do. On my command you need to spin the ball once and hold it there index finger as long as possible. Let's divide into two teams so as not to crowd.
The first team plays, then the second, then the final is held between the two leaders, and awards are given in the “Basketboy” category. In the background, only one girl is spinning a hula hoop.
Here she is - the winner. Loud, stormy applause for the girl who has been twirling the hula hoop the longest in our camp!
The winner in the “Miss Wasp Waist” nomination is awarded.
And our Guinness show continues. And let's find out in which squad there is a daredevil who can jump rope the longest.
Team meeting.
The longest marathon in jumping rope is 13 hours and 30 minutes. The record was set by the Dutchman Edwin Lagerwij. And the most big number jumps in 1 minute is 334. This record belongs to the Englishman Albert Rayner.
The competition participants come onto the stage, the 2nd presenter gives everyone a jump rope, and on command the competitors begin to jump.
And we won’t waste any time and find out which of the boys can hit the soccer ball the longest.
Discussion in groups.
By the way, Michael Polmqvist from Sweden hit the ball for 14 hours and 14 minutes without letting it fall.
The competition participants enter the stage and line up. The first team is given soccer balls, on command they begin to kick, after which the second team plays. A final is held between the two leaders, the winner is awarded in the “Mr. Stuffed” category. The girls continue to jump rope.
More information for football fans. The largest football player was England goalkeeper Willie Fulk, who, with a height of 1 m 90 cm, weighed 165 kg. One day he had to interrupt a match because he broke the crossbar...
It's time for girls to show off their beauty. We choose the longest-haired ones in our squad.
Group discussion.
And the most long hair in the world belonged to Swami Pandarasannadi, the head of the monastery in India, and they were almost 8 meters.
Long-haired girls go up to the stage, the 2nd presenter measures the length of their hair, chooses the winner, and awards her in the category “Varvara is beautiful - long braid.”
Now choose the tanned boy in your squad. I invite to the stage those who love to spend their time in the sun.
The tanned guys leave the teams, the 1st presenter chooses the winner and awards him in the “Chocolate Bunny” category.
So we are waiting for the moment when we find out the name of the girl who can jump rope the longest in our camp.
The winner of the competition in the “Energizer Girl” category is awarded.
And now I invite to the stage those who have the most dexterous fingers and know how to quickly tie and untie knots. Let's consult.
Team meeting.
Food for thought: How many hoops do you think can be rotated on the body at the same time? So, Lauren Lomeli from the USA achieved 82 hoops.
The participants of the next competition rise to the stage, the 2nd presenter gives each person a piece of toilet paper.
So, my friends, all you need is to tie as many knots as possible on this piece of paper in 1 minute without tearing it. Let's support our participants with applause. Let's start!
The knots are counted and the winner is awarded in the “Sea Wolf” category.
Our Guinness show continues. And each squad must choose a girl who has the longest nails.
Team meeting.
Surprisingly, the longest nails in the world belong to a man. They were grown by Sridhar Chilali from India. The nails of his left hand had a total length of 6 m 15 cm, that is, on average, each nail accounts for 1 m 25 cm.
The girls selected from the teams go up on stage, the 2nd presenter measures the length of their nails with a ruler and selects the winner, she is awarded in the “Frau Claw” nomination.
We invite to this stage those who can whistle the loudest in the squad.
Team meeting.
And according to tradition, we find out what they write about whistling in the Guinness Book of Records. The loudest whistle was made by American Roy Lomas in 1983. A whistle with a volume of 123 decibels was heard at a distance of 2.5 km. The record for the longest whistle belonged to Canadian David Frank, who whistled for 30 hours and 10 minutes straight.
The contestants come up to the stage, line up and take turns whistling. The winner is determined and awarded in the “Nightingale the Robber” category.
The next competition is for the most cheerful, smiling, laughing boys and girls.
The competition participants come up to the stage.
You need to portray the most infectious laughter. In fact, all you need to do is laugh into the microphone to lift the spirits of the entire squad.
Participants in the competition take turns laughing, a winner is selected, and he is awarded in the “Smesharik” category.
The Guinness Show is gradually coming to an end, all that remains is to choose those in your squad who will sparkle and shine for you throughout the shift. We choose the most red-haired and freckled boys and girls.
The guys take the stage and are awarded in the “Sunshine” category.
Well, friends, your stormy, incessant applause to all those whose names are included in the Guinness Book of Records for our camp! And I ask the owners of the longest and most short surname, and the longest and shortest name, and a person with a rare name, our “Gulliver”, “Thumbelina” and “Thumb Thumb”, Miss “Wasp Waist”, Mr. “Stuffed”, “Barbara’s beauty is a long braid”, “ Chocolate Bunny”, “Frau Claw”, “Energizer Girl”, “Sea Wolf”, and our “Sunshine”. Louder, louder clap, "Rainbow"!
After all, everyone who came out here deserves your applause. And I would like to wish everyone to play sports, not be afraid to stand out from others, strive for victories and win. And then your name will definitely be included in the Guinness Book of Records. Thanks to all!
The hosts begin the celebration, there are two of them, preferably men. If the team is female, these can be lovely ladies.
1st presenter.
Hello, dear friends!
2nd presenter.
Good evening!
1st presenter.
We decided to start this evening with questions. Do you allow them to be asked to you?
2nd presenter.
Thank you! What association does the word “spring” evoke for you?
1st presenter.
What about the word “woman”?
2nd presenter (addresses the first presenter).
You know, for me the words “spring” and “woman” are inseparable. If you say “spring”, you will remember a woman.
1st presenter.
If you say “woman”, will you remember spring?
2nd presenter.
Yes Yes! Absolutely right. Women, like flowers, bloom in the spring. You walk around the city and see a blonde girl coming towards you, modestly lowering her eyes. How she looks like a chamomile!
1st presenter.
But the proud lady, how she looks like a rose.
2nd presenter.
And this sitting lady, what flower does it remind you of?
1st presenter.
It looks like mountain lavender. Honore de Balzac compared women to flowers: “A woman is like a flower. The flower is fragrant and blooms under the rays of the sun. And a woman blossoms from a man’s love.”
1st presenter.
All evening today, men, dear ladies, will talk to you about love.
2nd presenter.
Don't think that we love you only once a year. We love you 365, and sometimes 366 days a year. But they can talk about it in their own words only one day a year.
1st presenter.
And we do this on March 8th.
2nd presenter.
Happy holiday to you, dear, beloved girls, women, mothers, grandmothers, sisters.
1st presenter.
Happy spring day, happy March 8th!
2nd presenter.
This poem is dedicated to you.
“There are no ugly women!” -
I declare to other skeptics,
In a woman, a man opens
Something that is not noticeable to others.
Time is gaining momentum,
Like a motor on the runway:
There are no ugly women
It's a pity, not everyone is happy.
In the overflow of rainbows and dewdrops,
On the ground, under the blue sky
There are no ugly women
Among those who love and are loved!
Years! You have no power over a woman,
And of course it's no secret
All mothers are wonderful for children,
This means there are no ugly women!
Let the rains ring on the sidewalks,
Let the snowflakes swirl, teasing, -
I know: there are no old women,
If there are friends from their youth.
A woman forgets even in grief
Draw a line for love:
There are no ugly women
You just need to see the beauty.
1st presenter.
And now I will ask a question to the lovely ladies. What do you think men like most about women?
(Women's answers).
2nd presenter.
Now a question for men. What do you like in women?
(Responses from men.
Summarizing.
1st presenter.
Yes, opinions clearly do not agree.
2nd presenter.
And they shouldn’t converge, because a woman is a Woman, and a man is a Man!
1st presenter.
And you and I, as men, it’s time to raise a toast to the lovely ladies.
2nd presenter.
A toast to the ladies!
She is a force of nature, this lady.
And this is a fact, not advertising.
How his eyes sparkle,
Secretly, so sweetly sighs,
Doesn't seem to say anything
But there was a man - and he is no more.
You look after her and you won’t understand,
Either you moo or you sing.
What shape, what kind of body,
If you are sober, you will become drunk,
The female character is dynamite,
He is both insidious and alluring,
It's like chocolate in a wrapper,
Enduring it is pure hell.
So what kind of creature is this?
Why in the world does he need his recognition?
This is not the place to judge this,
Her fate gives us life.
But you should also understand -
She can take a life
Who will ever understand a woman?
He will immediately go crazy and die.
That's why I'm still alive
That I don’t understand anything about it.
Madame "Good" and Lady "Evil"
Men live to spite everyone.
But no matter what you say -
And we can’t live without these ladies.
We are all destined by nature
To be at one with this lady!
And in order to have it,
I'm ready to give my life.
And, in order to bring down men's arrogance,
I'm ready to drink this mixture!
Together.
For lovely ladies!!!
1st presenter.
Today is an unusual evening for us. Our lovely ladies do everything they can - and they succeed everywhere.
1st presenter.
Among those present there are excellent doctors and teachers (list of professions).
2nd presenter.
But you forgot about the most important female profession.
1st presenter.
Which one?
2nd presenter.
And this is simply a Woman.
1st presenter.
And the wife?
2nd presenter.
ABOUT! This is the most difficult profession for women.
1st presenter.
Tonight will be unusual. Women will try themselves in a completely unusual profession - models and fashion models.
2nd presenter.
They will take part in competitions: “Miss Sponges”...
1st presenter.
"Miss Long Legs"...
2nd presenter.
"Spring 200...."
Note.
Those interested prepare in advance for the last competition; each participant is given a number, which she draws on a circle with a diameter of 8 cm and attaches to her left hand. Competition nominations are prepared at home:
"Business Woman" - clothing demonstration business woman.
"Beach suit."
"Cellophane skirt."
1st presenter.
To hold the competition, we need to select a competent jury.
Jury's choice: at will, according to the best complement for women, etc.
2nd presenter.
The jury members took their seats and are ready to work.
1st presenter.
Well, let's start the Miss Sponges competition.
Miss Sponges.
Part 1.
All women are encouraged to tint their lips. The presenters hand out rectangles of paper measuring 4x8 cm to everyone and offer to leave an imprint of their lips on the paper, making back side mark whose lips these are. The presenters collect rectangles with lip prints on a tray and give them to the jury.
At this time, toasts are raised “to the lovely ladies” or dancing is announced.
After summing up the results of the competition, places are awarded.
1st place - Miss “Seductive lips”.
2nd place - Miss “Sugar Sponges”.
3rd place - Miss “Smile”.
Awarding prizes to the winners.
2nd part of the competition.
2nd presenter.
And now the three bravest ladies who love with all their hearts, the three strongest and most courageous men, are invited to the stage.
Preparations for this competition are underway in advance. Three lip contours are cut into the old sheet. The sheet should be taller than the person's height. It is better to sew 2 sheets. Three men with painted lips are placed behind the sheet. They put their lips into the slot. The presenter opens the curtain.
2nd presenter.
Behind this curtain are charming ladies. They agreed to please you.
1st presenter.
Each of you will choose your lips under a certain number (1, 2, 3) and kiss your lips. But then he must pay for this broken kiss with a description of his kiss - what you felt when you kissed those lips.
2nd presenter.
Do you agree, brave of the brave?
1st presenter.
Those present in the hall envy you, I assure you, the bravest of the brave.
After the kiss, the men talk about how they felt.
2nd presenter.
Yes, you had such feelings that we should envy you. Would you like to see your chosen ones?
1st presenter.
Sponges-1, sponges-2, sponges-3 are invited to join us on stage. (The men standing there come out from behind the sheet.) And these three brave men from the audience should be awarded prizes.
1st presenter.
Here before us are three of the happiest men. Those sitting in the hall will now greatly envy you.
Miss Long Legs.
2nd presenter.
We continue our competition. We promise there will be no more giveaways. Be brave, dear ladies.
The willing ladies take the stage. The presenter from the audience invites two men, gives them a centimeter, and they measure the length of the woman’s leg from the base of the foot to the thigh. The results of the measurements speak to the jury. Music is playing. The jury sums up the calculations and announces the winner - Miss “Long Legs”.
1st presenter.
Awarded the Miss Long Legs prize. Introduce yourself.
2nd presenter.
Our two female leg meters are rewarded for their painstaking and difficult, but enjoyable work.
Prizes for two men.
Competition “Poems about women”.
1st presenter.
Poets have dedicated many poems to you, dear women. In these verses they express their feelings for you. Now we will find out how you love poetry.
2nd presenter.
You have to find out who these lines belong to:
I remember a wonderful moment
You appeared before me.
(A.S. Pushkin)
1st presenter.
To whom were the poems of the great poet dedicated? (A. Kern).
2nd presenter.
We continue the competition.
It's nice to be your sister
Bequeathed to me by ancient fate,
And I became crafty and greedy
And your sweetest slave.
(A. Akhmatova)
1st presenter.
And sadly I fall asleep like that
And in unknown dreams I sleep:
Do I love you - I don't know
But it seems to me that I love it!
(A.K. Tolstoy)
2nd presenter.
Loving others is a heavy cross,
And you are beautiful without gyrations.
And your beauty is a secret
The clues to life are equivalent.
(B. Pasternak)
1st presenter.
Love, love - says the legend -
Union of the soul with the dear soul -
Their connection, combination,
Their duel is fatal.
(F.I. Tyutchev)
2nd presenter.
Here's the window again
Where they don't sleep again.
Maybe they drink wine
Maybe that's how they sit.
Or simply - hands
Two cannot separate.
In every home, friend,
There is such a window.
(M. Tsvetaeva).
Prizes for correct answers.
Miss Spring competition
1st presenter.
Our lovely contestants were preparing for the contest at home.
2nd presenter.
And now we present the participants of the competition. Participant No. 1 (Last name, first name, age, profession).
1st presenter.
Participant number 2 (and so on).
The women come out to the music and position themselves in a semicircle on the stage. Then they walk across the stage and leave.
Nomination No. 1 “Business Woman”.
2nd presenter.
Our participants prepared a business woman's costume at home. Now they will show it to us.
It all depends on the imagination of the participants. The more humor they show, the more chances they have to win. The demonstration is accompanied by music. The participant takes 5 steps forward, stops, hand on hip, 5 steps - stop. Then he stops at the left wall of the stage. Other participants will approach her, completing the semicircle. The presenters announce the participants by numbers.
What kind of costumes can there be?
1. Secretary.
A one-piece swimsuit, a black hat on her head, a ribbon around her neck that matches the heart-shaped apron, and on her feet are stilettos and black tights. In hands - a weekly planner and a pen. On the chest there is a business card with the inscription "secretary".
2. Educator.
Dressed in a robe with rattles attached - to calm children, 20 napkins - for wiping noses, several hooks - so that children do not run away, a rope in the pocket - to pacify naughty children, a whistle around the neck - to quickly call children from a walk. This is all explained during the costume demonstration.
3. Woman press.
Dress made from newspapers held together with tape.
4. Business Woman.
A woman in a suit, covered in mobile phones.
5. Miss pantaloons.
Woman in a jacket. There is a butterfly on the neck, and lace pantaloons instead of a skirt.
Each nomination is evaluated. And the lined up participants are given points. After each nomination, there are toasts, dances, or whatever you see fit for the audience.
Nomination No. 2 “Beach suit”.
1. A girl from Sochi, where the nights are dark.
Dressed in a black turtleneck, black gloves on her hands, black tights on her legs, a bright red one-piece swimsuit. He wears a black nylon stocking on his head, a hat on top, and large red earrings in his ears. Red lips are taped to the stocking-covered face, and white circles to the eyes, these are the whites of the eyes. A scarf is tied around the hips, beach slippers are on the feet and a bag is slung over the shoulder. She comes out, takes a mat out of her bag and places a huge bottle of Suntan Cream next to her, then lies down and sunbathes.
2. Girl with double protection.
Dressed in a swimsuit and a transparent cape. On his head is a builder's helmet. An open umbrella is in his hands. Helmet and umbrella - double protection against sunstroke.
3. Shy.
She wears a lot of clothes. Slowly and shyly, he undresses, scattering his clothes. Remains in a blouse and pantaloons.
Nomination No. 3 “Cellophane skirt”.
This is your wild fantasy. You can fold 2 meters of transparent film into a skirt under tape. Stick flowers, hearts, and inscriptions on it. The skirt can be made from multi-colored and bright bags. Make tops for skirts - gauze scarves, scarves. An interesting top is made from the top of cut-off tights. This top can be easily decorated with colorful tape.
At the end of the competition, the jury sums up the results and issues diplomas: Miss “Modesty”, Miss “Spring 200...”, Miss “Sex Appeal”, Miss “Charm”, Miss “Smile”, Miss “Promiscuity”.
Couture gift.
1st presenter.
And now, dear ladies, a gift for you - new model from the collection “Spring 200...” by Natalie’s couture - “Universal Model of the Year”.
2nd presenter.
This model is a godsend for your husbands. Not a model, but a complete saving for their wallets. And for you, dear ladies, this model makes it possible to extract additional banknotes from someone’s wallets. Savings are related to a woman's height than less height, the greater the savings.
1st presenter.
The model consists of a flared chiffon skirt, the sewing of which takes 3 lengths of fabric; a petticoat, the length of which is 60 cm, and a top. Additional expense No fabric is required for the top. This can be done by cutting off the top of torn tights.
2nd presenter.
The top can be decorated with an applique of multi-colored tape.
The model is being demonstrated.
1st presenter.
This model is universal. Depending on the situation, it can turn into different models.
2nd presenter.
Model No. 1 - “Night butterfly”. If you are late for work, and your boss is coming towards you and you clearly cannot avoid meeting him, you take the edges of your skirt and turn them into butterfly wings. Easily fluttering, invisible, like moth, you fly past him, unnoticed by this pest. You are a night butterfly.
1st presenter.
Model No. 2 - “Disco”. If your boss is a bore, doesn’t let you go early for a sudden party and you don’t have time to change clothes, there is a way out! With a slight movement of your hand, you tie the opposite side edges of the skirt with a knot at the right hip. Long skirt turns into a seductive miniskirt with draping at the hip. The success of men is guaranteed to you. They won't take their eyes off your lap. If you walk, they will fall in stacks to the right and left.
2nd presenter.
Model No. 3 - “Saving the Husband.” Yes, this is a surefire way to cure your husband of alcohol and set him on the right path. If you return from work and he is already drunk, you are faking an attack of “delirium tremens” in your husband. With a slight movement of your hand, lift the edges of the skirt from the back and throw it over your head from behind. The result is a head cape, like the Madonnas in the paintings of the great masters. Then take in your hands a scythe used to cut grass, or a sickle, and at worst a large table knife and say in a scary voice to his beloved: “I am your death, I have come for you.” And slowly approach him. Healing from alcohol is 99% guaranteed unless you accidentally cut him. For safety, it is better to use blunt objects.
1st presenter.
We remind you that this is an exclusive model from the Spring 2005 collection of the Natali’E Fashion House.
2nd presenter.
On this high fashion and note our holiday ends.
1st presenter.
Once again, happy holiday to you, dear ladies, ladies of our hearts.
2nd presenter.
Happy March 8th! Happy spring holiday!
1st presenter.
Let the ringing joy flow everywhere!
2nd presenter.
Let the sun shine! Let the frost go away!
1st presenter.
Let a sprig of mimosa drive away the winter.
The song of the Freestyle group “Oh, what a woman” is playing.
Scenario of the competitive entertainment program “Clip-Gag”
Goals and objectives:
To develop the artistic, aesthetic, musical, theatrical abilities of children;
Introduce the guys to musical literature(Russian and foreign pop music);
To develop observation, intelligence, and resourcefulness in children;
Teach children to work in a team, obey certain rules, develop feelings of collectivism and camaraderie.
Time spending: 1 hour 30 minutes. Venue: concert hall.
Props: lottery tokens, notes with the names of pop stars, texts of children's songs, lottery drum, prizes.
To hold competitions, teams must prepare clips of Russian or foreign pop stars.
Characters:
Sasha DJikin
Masha Tusovkina
Any cheerful music sounds. Presenters Sasha and Masha take the stage.
Sasha. Hello boys and girls! Masha. Hi all! Great! There are so many familiar faces in the hall!
Sasha. And look how they smile! They probably guess that we want to tell them something important.
Masha. Well, dear friends, we are pleased to inform you of sensational news that only two people know about: I am Masha Tusovkina!
Sasha. And I am Sasha DJikin! So, pay attention! Today, here, now, in this wonderful hall, an amateur club is opening modern music called "Clip-Gag"! Your thunderous applause!
Masha. But this is just the beginning, because foreign and foreign stars came to the opening of our club. Russian stage, such as...
The presenter lists music bands, on which the squads put clips.
Sasha. And in a few minutes we will certainly see their performances! But that’s not all, because I invite everyone present in the hall to become members of our music club"Clip-Gag"! Your applause!
Masha. To do this, you need very little desire, namely, to take part in competitions. By the way, everyone who enters this stage will receive this token with a number. (Shows a token that resembles a CD with a number written on it in marker.) It will give you the right to participate in a grand lottery where Grand Prize our evening.
Sasha. So, the music lovers club opens its doors, and the first to enter with their video is the youngest squad of our camp...
Performance of the 9th detachment.
Masha. And we begin to select club members " Clip-Gag", and to begin with, I invite three girls and three boys to go on stage.
Stars
Masha. I hope you don't find this task too difficult. You all have pieces of paper with the names of Russian pop stars written on them. Everyone will take turns going on stage and singing to the soundtrack in the image of the star you got. So, let's meet!
The presenter reads out the names of the performers popular songs, the DJ plays one-minute excerpts of the soundtracks of these stars, and the participants imitate them.
1. Zhanna Friske “La-la-la”
2. Bianca “About Summer”
3. Kristina Orbakaite “Without You”
4. Oleg Gazmanov “Sailor”
5. Verka Serduchka “Gop-hop-hop”
6. Alla Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin “This is love”
7. Andrey Gubin “Winter. Cold"
Sasha. And now I want the hall to simply burst into applause, because the eighth squad comes on stage with a video...
Performance of the 8th squad.
moonwalk
Masha. And we continue to choose club members and five people who are familiar with the work of the American pop star Michael Jackson are invited to the stage.
The participants take the stage.
And the task is very simple. Now our DJ will play Michael's famous song, and you need to imitate his famous moonwalk.
The contestants pretend.
Sasha. And now meet - a clip from the seventh squad!
Performance of the 7th detachment.
Showman
Masha. In order to take part in the next competition, ask yourself the question: can you act as a showman? If you can, go on stage. For this game I will need five participants.
The participants take the stage.
Your task: the sixth squad is preparing to appear on stage with a video from the group “Accident”, and each of you, like a real showman, must announce their exit.
The contestants each announce the exit of the group in their own way.
And now let's ask the winner of this competition to once again announce the video for the sixth squad.
Performance of the 6th detachment.
Who is first
Sasha. And we continue to choose members of our music club, and for the next competition I need five boys and five girls who love to dance.
The dancers take the stage.
So, when the music starts, you must dance, and as soon as it stops, you must quickly sit down. The last one to sit down is out of the game. And so on until the most attentive participant remains.
A competition is being held.
Masha. Now let's shout and clap like you've never screamed or clap before, because Squad 5 is taking the stage.
Performance of the 5th detachment.
Music auction
Masha. And the next game is for everyone who loves and knows songs that have numbers in them. And I announce the beginning of a music auction, in which anyone present in the auditorium can take part. Your task: from the spot, name or sing a song that mentions numbers, for example: “Twice two is four...” Whoever is the last to complete my task will win this competition.
A competition is being held.
Sasha. Now meet the fourth squad with a video...
Performance of the 4th squad.
Songs inside out
Sasha. We continue, we continue to choose the most musical guys our camp, and for the next competition I invite three participants to the stage.
The competition participants take the stage.
Here is your task: I will read excerpts from songs, but inside out. For example: “Yes, robbers go to bed late!” Rewrite these words in reverse, and you get a phrase from one of your favorite songs: “Oh, early, the guards are up!” Well, if the task is clear, then I start reading passages from children's songs inside out, and whoever gives the correct answer first wins. Go!
1. Clouds, black-tailed crocodiles. (Clouds, white-winged horses.)
2. He runs on the moon. (I'm lying in the sun.)
3. Masha, Masha, wait, let’s plant a cucumber. (Antoshka, Antoshka, let's go dig potatoes.)
4. It’s sad to be alone running around in the room. (It’s fun to walk through the open spaces together.)
5. Yo-oh, oh-oh, today we’ll give everything to the poor! (Oh, la-la, oh, la-la, tomorrow we’ll rob the king!)
6. Black planes are flying over the ground. (White ships are sailing across the sky.)
7. Drivers don’t have to crawl gracefully in the snow. (Let the pedestrians run clumsily through the puddles.)
8. There is a log on someone else’s leg. No no no. (There's sawdust in my head, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
9. Six black chipmunks, yes, six black chipmunks. (Three white horses, oh, three white horses.)
Masha. The moment has come that we have all been waiting for, especially the fans of the third squad, we meet the video...
Performance of the 3rd squad.
Sasha. And we continue to choose members of our “Clip-Klyap” club, and for the next competition I invite three participants to the stage who can perform rap.
The contestants go on stage, Masha gives them the lyrics.
So, dear participants, you have to perform well-known children's songs: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest,” “Little Red Riding Hood’s song,” “Tired toys are sleeping,” and sing them as if real rappers had done it.
The DJ plays one of Eminem's soundtracks.
The guys take turns performing rap.
Masha. It's time to greet the video of the second squad with thunderous applause
Performance of the 2nd squad.
Guess the melody
Masha. For the next competition I invite five people.
The participants take the stage.
Now the DJ will play the greatest hits, and whoever names the artist first will win. Let's start!
DJ includes 15 excerpts from any famous songs, the guys are guessing.
Sasha. The climax of our program has arrived, because the first squad comes on stage with a video...
Performance of the 1st squad.
Masha. It's time to take stock and find out the best clips. But before the jury celebrates the distinguished musical groups that performed on our stage today, I propose to choose the lucky winner of the Klip-Klyap club and hold a lottery.
The presenters collect all the tokens from the guys and put them in the lottery drum, Sasha holds the lottery and chooses the winner, who is given a CD with popular music. The jury comes out and the teams are awarded for the best videos.
"A fun show."
Initiation into high school for 8th grade students.
Attention! Attention! Only today and only now, only here and only with us you will see a cheerful, funny, incendiary show! Meet!
Film crew from Moscow on the boring channel MKOU Secondary School No. 3!
The screens slide apart and journalists in clown costumes run out from behind them. Music from the cartoon sounds The Bremen Town Musicians»
(“We stopped by for an hour”).
Song: The whole world is in our hands,
We are the stars of the continent
Broke to smithereens
Damn competitors.
We stopped by for an hour.
Hello! Bonjour! Hello!
Well, hurry up and love us!
You are very lucky!
Come on, all together
Open your ears!
Better in a good way
Clap your hands!
The journalists run away, leaving Dima and Inna.
Inna: Hello, hello, our dear viewers! Yes, yes, we are really from Moscow, we are correspondents, and we came to you today to congratulate you on the beginning of a new school year!
Dima: We have heard a lot about your school, especially about 8th grade. We were told that the strongest, the bravest, the most charming, the most cheerful students study here! But now they are probably sad - after all, they will become high school students only today, after our dedication!
Inna: We became interested and decided to check whether 8th graders really are what they say they are. Now we will send our correspondents to meet them and make sure of everything. And for sure the very best will be awarded, and all the guys will be promoted to high school students. Now let's see summary programs.
Correspondents come out from behind the screen one by one and present their column.
Lisa: My name is Lisa Schwarzenegger. Today I will go to the 8th grade boys. Let's see how strong they are.
Masha: I am Masha Militsionerova. I'm going to test the abilities of 8th grade amateur car enthusiasts.
Inna: I am Inna Delovaya. I present sports news. Today there will be competitions among 8th graders sports dancing and dance endurance. I wonder who will win? Stay with us.
Julia: I am Julia. I will now go to our charming, caring, gentle girls of 8th grade. Why do I say this? Stay with us and you will find out everything!
Inna: Me again. I thought for a long time which of you is the most charming. And then I remembered: about whom there are the most jokes, in which he is always in funny situation? Of course, this is Vovochka! Let's see who is the most popular in the class!
Dima: The most not banal, the most interesting, the most unusual... Who is this? Of course we'll find out at the end of our show! Stay with us and follow the developments!
Julia: The hottest, the most incendiary! Wow! 8th grade students, of course! We are coming to you!
All together: And finally, who is our most humorous? Who is the funniest and most extraordinary joker! Stay with us and find out everything!
Everyone runs away. Dima and Inna remain.
Inna: And now, I think it’s time to introduce you to our heroes of the occasion. These are people who take their studies seriously and responsibly...
Dima: ...And not very seriously and responsibly...
Inna: These are guys and girls who always take an active part in the life of the school...
Dima: ...And sitting quietly in the corner...
Inna: In a word, these are the most ordinary students. But today they will become not just students, but high school students!
Dima: And they will introduce us to them class teachers 8th grade. Let's welcome them!
Class teachers present a comic class passport and briefly characterize each student.
Inna: We will ask the participants to take their seats.
Dima: But we didn’t come to you alone.
Today is a holiday, everyone is buzzing,
The stars are in a hurry to congratulate you.
Everything will be great, no cheating -
The screen star sings for you!
(9th grade number).
Dima and Inna come out.
Inna: Still, how wonderful, fun party- the beginning of the school year! Dima, what do you think?
Dima: Of course, funny! But I think it’s time for us to ask our correspondents what they managed to learn during this time.
Inna: Oh, correspondent Lisa Schwarzenegger is in touch with us. Lisa, are you ready?
(The “King of the Ring” music plays, Lisa comes out, waving a huge inflatable hammer, throws the hammer to the side, she is given an improvised steel rod and she easily bends it into a ring and throws it to the side).
Inna: Lisa, are you ready?
Lisa: Yes, Natasha. I am now with the 8th grade boys, looking for the strongest. You may ask why I chose boys? I think they need to confirm that they are future men, that speaks for itself. I have already managed to choose the very, very strong ones. Now let's choose one of them. Please come up here. Do you think that we will lift the weight now? No no! You didn't guess - a girl! Let's choose from auditorium the girl you like. Now the music will play, whoever can hold his girl in his arms longer is the winner. Let's start!
(Competition “The Strongest”).
Inna: Thank you, Lisa. And now, dear viewers, we invite you to look at the autumn collection of Couturier Koftenkin. This collection is made specifically for your school - new models of workwear for specialized training:
We present to your attention a model of a work suit suitable for plumbers, as it does not get dirty at all; for environmentalists, since it does not get wet; for masons, as it is very durable. This model is made according to the latest fashion. Anyone can wear it to any party. And most importantly, pay attention to the pockets - there are many of them! It is very comfortable!
(this model is made of oilcloth, with pockets made of multi-colored napkins glued on)
In front of you is a light dress for environmental engineers, equipped with antennas to make it easier to keep in touch with space.
(the dress is made of light scarves, antenna tubes are glued on, and there is a hat with antennas on the head).
this model for school girls, especially for parties. We took the stars from the sky, wove them into ordinary wire, and from the wires we made this luxurious hair. Pay attention to the gloves - girls no longer need to get their nails done.
(The main element of this costume is gloves with manicured nails glued on them).
the next model is smocks for carpenters and painters. The first one I did not sew, but painted. I think it's pretty decent. And I gave the second one a spring look and trimmed it with flowers. Don't think it's anything personal.
(The first robe is white, painted with multi-colored spots, the second is dark, with flowers sewn all over the field).
Dima: I wonder what new Maria learned?
(Maria comes out to the sound of machine engines.)
Masha: Yes, Dima. I am in the workshops of future 8th grade auto mechanics. There are girls among them! I watch them tinker with car engines. You know, they are good at it. But I wonder if they know how to drive cars? Want to check it out? I ask for two of the fastest auto mechanics here! We will now choose the fastest among you. You are given two cars. Whoever gets them to the start faster will win.
(Competition “The Fastest”).
(Under sounding music Inna Delovaya comes out from the hall onto the stage with a phone in her hands).
Business: Yes, Dima. For my section, I chose 8th grade. I think that the most athletic boys are here. They successfully proved this to me and will prove it to you, dear viewers. So, sports news. Today the boys compete in dancing! They must show the most incredible dance moves. Who can dance better and cooler? Everyone keep an eye on them! Now we will begin the task. But for this, participants need a support group - these will be their class teachers! Let's ask them to come up on stage! (The guys start dancing.) We think that the class teachers taught their children everything, which means they themselves know how to do it better. You must repeat the guys' movements as similar as possible. This is impossible without applause!
(Competition “Reflection”). Number 10 class.
Inna: I came to visit you unusual person! Meet David Cooperfield!
Music is playing. The magician comes out, straightens the blanket, pulls it back - an assistant appears; the magician performs a couple more tricks with the appearance and disappearance of his assistant. After the magician performs a spell on his assistant, she lies down on two chairs, the magician covers her, removes one chair from under her feet, and she half hangs in the air. He puts the chair in place and pulls back the blanket. The assistant stands up and selects participants for the next trick from the audience. They are placed in a “well” shape, the chairs are removed, and the participants remain standing in the well position. Everyone falls down as the magician spreads his arms over them. Everyone bows.
Inna comes out and turns to Dima.
Inna: Well done, Dima! My phone rang! Who's speaking?
Dima: Elephant!
Natasha: No, this is Yulia. Julia, what happened?
Julia: Can you imagine the situation! Now there will be a competition in which only girls participate. And it's called environmental. The 8th grade girls are really caring environment and use it very rationally. How? See for yourself. I need six girls, 3 from each class. There were two teams. Here are two bowls in front of you: empty and full. You need to transfer water from a full bowl to an empty one with your hands. Whoever does this faster and overflows less water will win. Let's start! ... The winners will receive a prize! We visited the girls, now meet number 11th grade.
(Number 11th grade).
Anya: And now the game with the audience. I need five couples: a boy and a girl. A couple from 10th grade will help me explain the conditions of the competition. Gallant young men, walking with a girl along the road after the rain, see a large puddle that cannot be avoided:
That's what the 11th grade boys do (pushing into a puddle).
And this is what the boys from 10th do (spray).
What will you do, dear viewers?
(Game with the audience “The most gallant”). Number 9 class.
Inna: But the most charming of all the guys, I think, are the 8th grade boys. I invite four people here (2 from each class). We'll test their charm. Here's a package for you. You must collect as many women's souvenirs as possible.
(Competition “A thread from the world”).
Inna: And the other two young men will receive another task. The winner is the one who fits the most girls into these circles drawn on the floor. Your time is limited!
(Gaming competition“Gather the girls in a circle.” For of this competition you can take hoops and gather girls in them).
Dima: Personally, I want to find the most extraordinary and most talented girl among the 8th grade girls. I need two participants from 8th grade. I consider the most difficult thing to be able to draw. I think that artists are unusual people, because how many ideas, inventions, imagination and ingenuity are needed to draw, color, and then explain to everyone what you drew correctly. And not everyone can do this! But now we will find the most talented among the girls. They will demonstrate their abilities, only in a slightly more complicated version. Wearing boxing gloves you need to draw a funny clown. Whoever is faster wins! And the winner gets a prize!
(Game competition “Draw a clown”). Number 10 class.
Julia (runs out): Why are we sitting, who are we waiting for? Perhaps you're bored? (Goes down to the participants) Help, we're burning! 8th grade boys are so hot! Wow! Would you like to see? Then I call four people, 2 from each class. Whichever of them dances the hottest and most fiery will win.
("Hottest" competition). Now let's look at the professionals!
(Number 11th grade).
Dima: It's time to sum up. Winners of all competitions, please take the stage! Based on the audience's applause, we will choose the winner. Clap for one person only! You are our funniest and coolest winner. Congratulations!
Inna: And now comes the most solemn moment - the moment of dedication. Just five minutes ago, you guys were simple students. And now we accept you into our family. (Presentation of high school student signs).
Dima: Now you are high school students and a huge responsibility falls on your shoulders - to protect the honor and dignity of our school always and everywhere.
Inna: Looking at you, people will judge our school. Always be on top! After all, our school is the best - yes! The most beautiful - yes! The most friendly - yes!
Inna: And for you, dear viewers, there will be a weather forecast.
Dima: Listen and watch the long-awaited weather forecast for whole year. The country is dreary and cloudy.
(To the music, 2 students come out with large painted clouds in their hands and dance next to each other.)
Dance of the clouds.
Inna: Above the Kambulat school you can see that the clouds are parting and the sun is appearing.
(The clouds part. A girl comes out with a huge drawn cardboard sun in her hands. The music “Sunrise” plays.)
Dima: And where the sun is, there are smiles!
(Girl correspondents come out with painted smiles in their hands.)
So let there be smiles in our school not just for one year, but for many, many years!
The final song of all participants (music of the Strelki group song “Sexual Revolution”).
Days pass in succession,
We live together at school
And we love the school house.
And if you have to leave
Do you remember school on the way,
Always come here!
Wonderful song
“Our school is just super!”
Let the years of friendship last
In the hearts of boys and girls,
There will be no barriers to friendship.
You share joy with a friend,
And grief will be on the way -
Come to the aid of a friend.
Chorus: And you and I are always together
Wonderful song
Our whole group will sing:
“Our school is just super!”
